Suisei turning into a head Yakuza and getting money for a plot of land.... ladies and gentleman welcome back to Yakuza 0
@Myticalcattnip3 ай бұрын
If only the dragon was here to become former yakuza that would be good 😂
@Gigi-zr6hp3 ай бұрын
@@Myticalcattnip funny how she's technically interacted with Kiryu on IW
@VileCurr3 ай бұрын
It’s funny that’s how McDonald’s got stolen from the original property owners
@Myticalcattnip3 ай бұрын
@@Yarumasi oh well now she become the police side (suisei following kiryu in this RP)
@gespenst00833 ай бұрын
She stated herself that she’s no gangster but a monster.
@RyoKuroyuki3 ай бұрын
"We're not playing Akinator" Laplus with her questions suddenly narrow it down to Suisei
@zhukov21163 ай бұрын
This line actually made me spit out my drink. Kanata is so damn funny
@XenanKayriRedFrostАй бұрын
kanata is gold for that tsukomi
@intorsusvolo78343 ай бұрын
“10 million I guess.” Sui definitely said that while resting her feet on a table still wearing her shoes.
@AC-ut3nk3 ай бұрын
While sipping on the finest wine with a diamond wine glass.
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis3 ай бұрын
Inside the city's highest building, she sits on a large, almost throne-like black lether chair, an abyssal mirror of the world, dispersing the very last photones the dimly lit room has to offer. Her legs are crossed, one over the other on top of a long glistening wooden table, made for dozens of people to discuss important questions, yet it's placed here for her precense alone. Behind her, is a truly gargantuan glass window, opening a picturesque view over the entire city, as her blood-red glasses reflect the rainbow colours of the setting sun, she speaks over the phone with a married man who runs a bakery in one of her city's most dangerous neighbourhoods. After a brief pause, with a casual tone in her voice, she says: *"10 million."*
@Not_MissHina3 ай бұрын
Damn, you guys just wrote a whole paragraph just to describe what she's doing when saying "10 mill i guess?"
@Artoria_W2 ай бұрын
Family when under stress: Daughter: smoke Mama: drink Papa: beat up random pedestrian
@ThatGuyWhoComments13 ай бұрын
Korone papa diving and crawling away and then tweeting the bakery is in trouble asking for help was too much lmao
@Vmmmmmm-r9u3 ай бұрын
Then she punched an npc whenever she saw one😂😂😂😂
@eddster19873 ай бұрын
Mio the brains behind the operation, Korone the bumbling, hapless muscle, and Kanata the spoiled daughter. The perfect crime family.
@scipioafricanus20713 ай бұрын
I don't think I'ver ever seen Korone get into an online multiplayer game like this. It has to be the rp aspect that got her this invested.
@rickkiller20003 ай бұрын
I hope so, I'd love to see her in more things like this
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke3 ай бұрын
Or in Hololive-wide collabs in general. She rarely joins such events, which is why this for us Koronesukis is special. (Korone did say she'll try harder to join big events)
@rm93463 ай бұрын
She has mentioned a fear of messing up events for other members. Which is a shame, as she is a catalyst personality like Miko-sama. Any time she is involved with a situation, it multiplies the humor.
@jase2763 ай бұрын
It helps that she has Mio there to keep her mind at peace. After all, we saw how flustered she got when Mio wasn't there for this, lol
@veirco48573 ай бұрын
Suisei is still the scariest of them
@tysonfontanez3 ай бұрын
She should have been on the gang team
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke3 ай бұрын
@@tysonfontanez That would be boring. It's not just police vs gang. It's police vs the gang vs the taxi driver and the bakery's drug cartel vs Suisei the extortionist.
@StarDust-t2u3 ай бұрын
@@tysonfontanez Suisei is on the gang side but not joining the team, instead she tempt civilians to do crime
@tysonfontanez3 ай бұрын
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke no I mean she still is great as the landlord but it would have been cool if that's what the gang was, is what I mean. Because the current gang that just goes around and does petty crimes is not as interesting as what Suisei or the bakery have been doing
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke3 ай бұрын
@@tysonfontanez That's the advantage of the civilians. They're not locked to any roles while the police/gang/mechanic/medic are limited to theirs due to game mechanics.
@Wolfgang_AmaDEEZ_NUTZart3 ай бұрын
'daughter dont smoke.' 'Mama dont eat.' 'Dont drink.' Korone very strict papa
@CG13F3 ай бұрын
Mama cheated with the head Doctor
@iloveplayingpr3 ай бұрын
And papa outright killed people outside his shop.
@rm93463 ай бұрын
"Baddest man in the whole damn town. Meaner than a junk-yard dog." -Croce
@Wolfgang_AmaDEEZ_NUTZart3 ай бұрын
@@rm9346 * proceeds to crawl between a freezer after Suisei arrives * :D
@MrSaywutnow3 ай бұрын
@@rm9346 Bad, bad, Doggo Brown....
@kommissarleber85273 ай бұрын
Doggo bakery is prime soap opera. Truly the goat of comedy.
@zelzolina73423 ай бұрын
"She's insane" 😂
@vladimirnevsky19703 ай бұрын
The way korone said it. Came out from deep in her soul
@zerofox6413 ай бұрын
And that’s why she’s my oshi. Well one of the reasons anyway
@sufianramli3 ай бұрын
Yeah, Ko'one should talk
@stewpid44103 ай бұрын
@@zerofox641Fr, I swear she doesn't even need to try! She's just naturally both adorable and hilarious when she wants to be 😭 my oshi
@inamae.kanade3 ай бұрын
Korone punches Kana “look here, papa” **points gun at her** 😂😅
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke3 ай бұрын
You see two different kind of scary vtubers here. One is smart and scheming and the other is just random violence.
@Crytica.3 ай бұрын
The biggest problem here wasn't Suisei but Korone's random anger issues towards NPCs 😂
@DaimonAnimations3 ай бұрын
The bakery plot line is so far the best. They feel like the main characters of this HoloGTA.
@yakaraiki59413 ай бұрын
I can't believe we got Yakuza 0 in holoGTA before GTA6
@SlyBlueDemon3 ай бұрын
Suisei extrorted Not Just-Ice Cream as well, its funny to see everyone is getting hit.
@NekRulez3 ай бұрын
If she could, she would also shakedown the cops and medics too. 😂
@lmko3 ай бұрын
@@NekRulez Not medics.. they are too dangerous. FBK kicked Suisei ass already and sent her to jail once.
@momogi6183 ай бұрын
11:24 Korone randomly killing npc making me lost it man 😂
@quano54093 ай бұрын
Stress-relieving NPC passerbys.
@-Raylight3 ай бұрын
*"The Suisei extortion situation is crazy!"* Can already see the next clip's title xD
@Fuggly19053 ай бұрын
Doggo releasing her anger to those poor npc 😂
@Crytica.3 ай бұрын
Kanata, Mio, Suisei and Korone were so much fun! They stuck with the RP, have a nice story going on and RPd themselves into new opportunities. This was really fun from start to finish.
@bonahldoh2 ай бұрын
Koone letting Suisei hear her "yabeyo koitsu" was so hilarious man, she's a gift for the world
@Khandrake3 ай бұрын
Suisei really decided she was gonna rule this town solo
@Vortama3 ай бұрын
Is Kanata dressing like Cruella DeVille before starting her dog cafe?
@rm93463 ай бұрын
Oh wow, didn't catch that. New layer of awesome with this family
@Chimkin123453 ай бұрын
The bread store has 4D features as long as Korone is inside Don't stand there Don't smoke Don't drink Don't eat
@FukuroChannel3 ай бұрын
Mio-mama being absolutely unflappable in the face of a violent landlord… as expected of a predator
@rm93463 ай бұрын
"I want 10 Million." Mio: "Oh, you are selling us this plot for 10 Million? OK. " "Wait, wait. I'm supposed to be the gangster here"
@jase2763 ай бұрын
@@rm9346 *causally opens the cash register full with 41 million* "Oh, was it just 10 million?"
@xmixaplix3 ай бұрын
man Suisei is wearing a pimp hat too Anemachi watching this be like "where did I go wrong raising that girl" lol
@galaxycrystal25033 ай бұрын
The Bread Family is way too good. And i dont expect Akinator references there.
@BlueLoveYT3 ай бұрын
Not the bread house 😭
@L.A.M.B_B43 ай бұрын
Korone is such a natural born comedian, the dact that she crawled twice for no reason. The cops didn't notice her in the first place and Suisei was too busy talking that she could've just ran out but she still crawled around looking like an idiot. 😂
@アドジス3 ай бұрын
6:54 I love it when in the middle of serious conversation, korone add tsukomi just like that
@deadfishyarou3 ай бұрын
Similar to the recurring 5:45 Don’t climb on that, Calli
@アドジス3 ай бұрын
@@deadfishyarou hahaha yeah right
@ElEscolta3 ай бұрын
5:52 SO THATS WHY SHE PUNCHED THAT GUY XD Calli and Bibbo didn't event notice but we could see the punch happen, thats a hilarious connection xD
@kingofthelandbaby3 ай бұрын
Even in GTA kanata’s style is very… unique
@DhimasIlyasa3 ай бұрын
Kuso t-shirt lmao
@IshimurA993 ай бұрын
Drama in holoGTA is fun to watch, truly worthy of the title Absolute Cinema
@Skelyos3 ай бұрын
13:59 - You can hear Korone knocking someone out in the background lol
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache3 ай бұрын
For years, the question has been asked: Who is scarier? Korone or Suisei? Today, we got our answer.
@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke3 ай бұрын
It depends on the situation. If it involves wits, you fear Suisei. If it's physical violence, you fear Korone. Suisei is Dr Doom while Korone is Doomsday.
@IshimurA993 ай бұрын
As expected from suichopath
@Kashinon3 ай бұрын
0:40 Suisei is perfect at being a landlord lady 😂😂😂😂
@RoyalFusilier3 ай бұрын
"'I like ripping off thieves because they can't go to the cops, they have no recourse." And just like in Better Call Saul, said criminals were actually dumb enough to still call the police, and had to talk their way out of the resulting situation without getting sussed themselves.
@TheMagicRat9333 ай бұрын
11:27 NPC: *exists* Korone: "And I took that personally."
@-Osiris-3 ай бұрын
Lol at Suisei spinning the block, she clearly has experience
@treezen522Ай бұрын
14:39 What a Useless PAPA 😂. man i love it when Korone being so honest here
@sakmadik694203 ай бұрын
she cant keep getting away with iiiiiit
@penghunitrahir3 ай бұрын
8:00 Koone fr be like "NIce distraction musume! now lemme slip away and hide in my bright-ass yellow short, 5-feet away from the god of this hell of a city." I can't with this Holo gals, too many hilarious arcs and unexpected conclusion lmaooooo.
@Nisi13 ай бұрын
Suisei is more of a G than the actual gang, lol
@princefrog61163 ай бұрын
korone hit kanata is so funny ahaha
@Arashi2573 ай бұрын
"Papa, look down this gun barrel"
@VileCurr3 ай бұрын
This family is truly in the business of making money
@goukenslay75553 ай бұрын
that punch right at kaanta really on point with korone's personality
@zelzolina73423 ай бұрын
Man.. that lap+ naild it tho lmao
@josuke44483 ай бұрын
Korone has already killed the head doctor for infidelity and served hard time. Just you wait, It won't be long before she snaps on the gangs
@Myticalcattnip3 ай бұрын
Nah that she cant fight suisei because the most dangerous gang was her in Holo santos RP
@Arcangel29923 ай бұрын
She’s going to pull a Walter White
@erseshe3 ай бұрын
It's inspiring to see a former(?) domestic abuser channel their urges into something less destructive! Like non-domestic abuse!
@Mitulaa3 ай бұрын
Man, Sui sure is an excellent roleplayer xD
@Aternoxis3 ай бұрын
10:05 The duality of twitter: HELP BAKERY IN TROUBLE Ooo lookie, cops goofing around
@VileCurr3 ай бұрын
Korone: Sorry papa have impulses Scary. Don’t mess with this dog
@servant6913 ай бұрын
Mio: "Who the hell did you take a loan from?" Korone: "Someone named Hoshimachi Suisei" Mio: "Understandable"
@MaouTensai3 ай бұрын
Korone and her binocular always crack me up 😂
@DaddySenpai353 ай бұрын
She was always gonna be the loose screw lmao 😂😂😂
@eeeeeeeev3 ай бұрын
And this is why Mio-mama ended up cheating on Korone-papa lol
@cirmothe93 ай бұрын
Pan-ya has been through some shit. I just hope they can remain a happy family to the end.
@einwolt3 ай бұрын
On today's episode of, Breaking Bread
@Redmanticore3 ай бұрын
dang. even simple bakery needs heavy weapons in this neighborhood.
@MrSaywutnow3 ай бұрын
Sui chan better watch her back.
@jazz57533 ай бұрын
Bro, Kanata's little smoking noises 😂 "Paaaahhhhh"
@quaeravoluptatem3 ай бұрын
Police response time when a message on Twix and a call to the Deputy Chief beg for help: 10 minutes. Police response time when someone reports a theft of a bowl of rice and their bike being dented: 2 minutes.
@YubiYubi_3 ай бұрын
I wonder how much they can make with their "happy bread"
@GunRunner1063 ай бұрын
they already made 40~50mil with just selling some normi food stuff.....
@majesticfox3 ай бұрын
@@GunRunner106 Is that 40 just closed loop from holomem? Is the food drain really that high?
@GunRunner1063 ай бұрын
@@majesticfox i mean they literally took like 1 mill for a couple of "small" baguettes from one of em at one point. considering everything costs like 400k/800k etc not that hard to make 10mil daily... tbh if everyone bough 10x 800k....
@majesticfox3 ай бұрын
@@GunRunner106 food was 5k to 50k at most each. If nowadays it is 400k then it is pretty recent swindling.
@junsengjs3 ай бұрын
@@GunRunner106 Suisei's 10 million rent did kinda force them to either commit crimes to earn. enough or raise their prices. I suspect they're doing both.
@st.lucient47553 ай бұрын
Lol Suisei opened with the "Ore ore" Essentially the "it's me ! it's me !" scam
@riovitoni3 ай бұрын
i like how kanata distract sui then korone trying to escape at 08:00 lmao
@SoraDestiny4712 ай бұрын
Mama Mio lives up to her name
@Anzi983 ай бұрын
Korone NPC killer
@Chronoir33 ай бұрын
Suisei's gang is called, The Axe Gang
@iamtheschwarz3 ай бұрын
Kung Fu Hustle?
@nuraf1qh3 ай бұрын
Why a god stealing a car amuses me im pretty sure gods can just poof out a car 😂
@intorsusvolo78343 ай бұрын
Absolutely gripping.
@Nobody-dd3hr3 ай бұрын
9:51 I find it funny that korone opens twitter and the first thing that came out was Biboo throwing it down.
@Brachiosaura3 ай бұрын
Its funny seeing every criminals robbing for 10m, while moona and reine doing cleaning job and get 6mil in one task without risking being chased by cops.
@profchaos72893 ай бұрын
9:17 he's literally right there, lol, hiding like a ninja
@kiggerst3 ай бұрын
Suisei is the Don Fanucci of HolGTA..
@L.A.M.B_B43 ай бұрын
"We're not playing Akinator" 😂
@Echo_rox3 ай бұрын
I have nightmares of Suisei finding out where i Live
@myrtlekenazjanairo94113 ай бұрын
Man last night was a riot because of Suisei and the Gangsters. Its instant Point and shoot! Ina and Irys got a lot of money because of this lmao
@Testnoko3 ай бұрын
>bleed small buisnesses, force them to do crime work for you to offset the massive bleed >cant squeal because they have dirt on you now and tied in the same criminal oath without the power privilleges and you will be swimming with the fishes.. ive seen this somewhere before 🤔
@mitomidou3 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the Animal Crossing approach to business. 🤔
@Camacho5573 ай бұрын
Suisei asking for money like a mexican cartel 😂
@suprgee3 ай бұрын
suisei has been the most chaotic one and now a mechanic like that other blue lady the other day
@MysticDawg3 ай бұрын
Korone will find a way to "Korone" her way to get even lol
@waluyoyt70813 ай бұрын
What a soap drama it is 🤣🤣🤣
@purpleblah23 ай бұрын
I like Suisei’s pimp hat
@alexhirokrei3 ай бұрын
Are you sure Sui never played Ryu Ga Gotoku before?? Oh men, i sure love hard working women
@huydang59553 ай бұрын
Suicopath appears!😂
@nuraf1qh3 ай бұрын
AYO IS THAT MICOMET WALLPAPER ON SUISEI
@TheScreamSoul3 ай бұрын
i wanna say to all, thanks to clippers to povs and subtitles because i'm not native japanese but know english, короче говоря Спасибо чи Дякую
@bonggukpangaribuan54133 ай бұрын
11:57 Papa korone pathetic moment. Mama mio support him. 14:26 Kanata asked by police. Papa korone pathetic moment again.
@ChronicSensei3 ай бұрын
Extorts money from bread gang.
@martinbergen29633 ай бұрын
It lools like the god is handling the economy. Some online games would need someone like her 😅