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[@JeremiahPeoples]

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[@eyalhaber1767]

Lmao pin this so everyone sees it instead of dying in the comment section

[@raymakbutwithmoustache6413]

@@eyalhaber1767 Your wise words were heard. My fellow friend. You may now ascend to the throne

[@maiamaya6083]

@@eyalhaber1767 Xddd bruh

[@nickmarcos5553]

Wha

[@nickmarcos5553]

How this got 15m views and few comments

[@jjpark98]

I'll never forget my Database professor saying "Be good at using google and you'll have a long and successful career as a developer" on the first day of class.

[@SergioPSC]

Well he wasn't wrong

[@arebee4592]

Yea it’s crazy how people can literally pick up so much employable knowledge just by googling or signing up for courses online

[@kucingtepijalan3459]

So basically, "If you don't have Internet connection you're fucked"

[@jjpark98]

@@kucingtepijalan3459 That's essentially what he said. And you know what? He wasn't wrong. I once tried completing a coding assignment on the bus with obviously no internet and I couldn't get through more than 10% through it without thinking about how nice it would be to look this problem up.

[@SpinDuality]

@@jjpark98 Imagine having a screenshot on your phone for the codes, because the teacher wants you to do a simple coding without a reference. HA, couldn't be me...

[@80greaty]

"It doesn't work, why?" *10 minutes later "It works... why?"

[@GoldenUnlimited]

OH MY GOSH YES XD

[@aggelos_kilitis5405]

if it works, you leave it as it is

[@horushyperion76]

There really gotta be a code doctor

[@goddammitno_]

So whatcha tryna say is half of programming is about trying to figure out why it *doesn't* work, and second half is about figuring out why it *does* work

[@aggelos_kilitis5405]

​@@goddammitno_ Exactly

[@ImJackTV]

Types code correctly: errors Types the same code: WORKS

[@mook_10]

the worst thing is when your code doesn't work and you get up and take a break and when you come back it suddenly works

[@augustdruzgal475]

Sometimes I just delete a block of text and type it again because it is literally magic

[@nerfwalid9568]

@@augustdruzgal475 yes especially with python

[@meh...02]

@@mook_10 or u search for 3 days then find out you forget to type ","

[@mariusgabrielchifan1986]

And it was a forgotton {[]}

[@Rails0512]

The same as IT support. We don't get paid to know how to fix every problem, we get paid to know how to Google and find the solution and know enough to be able to implement it

[@jdur7987]

Funny enough when I called tech support they couldn't figure out the issue, so I used Google and figured it out myself. Then let them know I fixed the problem.

[@lilycalico3957]

Still takes hours of time, frustration, effort, and knowledge! It’s worth the pay!

[@vvsmixing]

@@lilycalico3957they got chat gpt for that now

[@DeAnoJackson]

Absolute facts. We don't know everything, but we know enough to be able to find a sensible answer amongst all the nonsense and make it work. Have said that, we know a LOT

[@get.sassyxd]

Literally 😂

[@BoredKevin]

the "let's go" part of being proud after stealing someones code is so accurate ngl

[@Clarity520]

I literally just did that this morning and I thought I was watching myself lmao

[@s2000s7]

ME TOO HAHAHAHA

[@A_Terrible_Person]

Im usually not proud i stole it im proud it worked with my code

[@minitin108]

hippity hoppity your code is my property

[@SimplyCivilise]

if is stealing then why did the owner of the code publish it?

[@ling0s138]

So you’re telling me all that cheating I did in my high school computer programming class was just me being ahead of the curve?

[@joshambush8574]

😂💯💯💯

[@joshambush8574]

Underrated comment

[@ONEPUNCHHH]

As a china man once said, "if ur feeling dumb,copy and paste works"

[@lucasmancini2]

Yes you where! A programmer is a problem solver. It doesn’t matter how you solve it as long kt gets solved.

[@lmao1660]

Yes

[@DominiqueP93]

Beginners: Hey that worked! Experts: Wait, that worked?

[@dylanstyles6431]

Lmao, that was literally me when a junior asked me to check his code and I just saw the 1000 lines and replied "Its all good!" And he was like "Thanks for checking, it works!"

[@anthonysinclair1578]

I'm definitely the expert saying : wait, that worked.

[@folkloreevermore2797]

@@dylanstyles6431 dude wth😂😂😀

[@hecccatto]

can relate to this lel

[@Licht_Celeste]

@@dylanstyles6431 wait... it works 🤣

[@YourDepressoSir]

There's something immensely satisfying about finding the perfect stackoverflow answer

[@Alvaruhx]

how to search its an art

[@kaplield4565]

"It isn't working? Why?" *deletes 6 lines* "It's working? Why?"

[@retardman5193]

It is working because you deleted the 6 lines 😎

[@ilikeoranges8784]

Well its because you deleted 6 lines

[@incog0956]

The worst thing is when you're trying to figure out why it works and someone says "why bother? If it works it works"

[@stewartmoir9464]

More like: "it's not working" *deletes 6 lines* "It's not working" *undeletes* "Now it's working"

[@TrebleWing]

Definitely have had this happen. I code 6502 assembly, and cycle specific stuff can matter on quirky systems. Like events that only apply to even or odd frames.

[@thefireman17492]

Random guy: this is my code! Everyone: OUR Code.

[@tomsterbg8130]

Programmers turn out to be bigger communists than I though!

[@PD-qu8dq]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂...We Did It!!!

[@Fleble]

sharing is caring

[@cathylin6140]

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

[@azurev2258]

*Communism Intensifies*

[@dylanjames8555]

We don't get paid big money for just copying and pasting, we get paid big money for knowing how to copy and paste the right things in the right order.

[@ipertatosellinas615]

This..^ this speaks..

[@ipertatosellinas615]

same as tech support we all know how to google we just know what to google

[@dylanjames8555]

@@ipertatosellinas615 yupppp

[@WestCoastAce27]

Very true. This is a great video. But you still have to know what to look for and how to make it all work together. PS - he should have changed a few variable names.

[@sediew]

And what to copy and paste

[@AurA_XT]

As a wise man once said "Hippty hoppity, your code is now my property"

[@DemsterDog]

He need some milk

[@itachisasuke7764]

Why is that so cute?

[@itachisasuke7764]

Why is that so cute?

[@AurA_XT]

@@itachisasuke7764 _*cutely wiggles your balls_

[@smm5181]

Him: this don't make sense Stackoverflow: yes it does Him: yes it does.

[@jackb348]

Prismatic Me: no it doesn’t or it isn’t necessarily applicable in my particular context.

[@Kisuji_]

lmaooooo this comment

[@smm5181]

Wow ty for 1K likes

[@999rupeesgreg]

It's like ppl copying ABD Lmao

[@lilastroneer]

Yes it does

[@Pfyzer]

Coding have 2 moods: 1. "It doesn't work, and I don't know why" 2. "It finally works, and I don't know why"

[@kingpiplup5258]

This is the most accurate thing ever

[@stevenrais9360]

This was basically my college microcontrollers class in a nutshell

[@m.guypirate6900]

3. I finally got #2 but now I have 10 more #1s

[@nathanjay4788]

@ً how is it relatable if you don't even code

[@deemo1775]

@@nathanjay4788 Stuff like that doesn't only happen in coding so

[@carsin9067]

When u get no errors and you walk away for lunch or dinner feeling like a genius

[@imjeffreylee]

if it didnt work as you wished and you still dont get errors thats another story

[@carsin9067]

@@imjeffreylee yes lol

[@ghoskali2086]

@@imjeffreylee Nomaaa

[@DualWisdom]

Don't know can't relate

[@yololeizers4588]

Prank your friends with this simple script kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2eYe5p3eZV3rcU IT IS REALLY EASYYY HAHAHA LOLLL

[@matthewisabella8145]

The pop-off celebration when it miraculously works is so real

[@carsonprice3420]

The funniest part is non-coders really won’t believe how accurate this is

[@JeremiahPeoples]

😂 IYKYK😂

[@ohyeah8224]

I only understood because I'm a game dev xD. I do SOME coding but not a lot.

[@JeremiahPeoples]

A dev is a dev is a dev

[@bryanurizar]

😂😂😂

[@dnynu]

Need to have knowledge to know where to paste it with modifying little bit

[@animalvideo9105]

When the code didn't work : "I Can't believe it !!!" When the code work : "I Can't believe it !!!"

[@AnubhavPrabhakar]

the accuracy of this

[@dharmaraja41]

Haha good one!

[@Data-PR0]

When u find a comment that's so accurate:I can't believe it !!!

[@Menaceblue3]

@@Data-PR0 When you find a substitute hydrogenated oil butter spread tasting like butter! *"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"*

[@TeluguSoft]

Absolutely correct.. 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@funfact7233]

That first click where he doesn’t manage to select the text is everything.

[@rohanshirkhedkar4220]

Yes

[@Gallade36639]

same, when he put the headphones down too lmao

[@fuzzy3383]

Felt.

[@iksaku]

That’s the touch of reality I needed to see

[@henriqueviola7677]

LOL it makes me sooo angry

[@Noubodi]

There's four buttons a pro programmer needs Ctrl, A, C and V

[@cereal9525]

Uhumm, for the Mac users out there, it command A, C and V

[@Noubodi]

@@cereal9525 who tf even uses mac to program?

[@Imagine_Baggins]

​@@cereal9525 mac 😂

[@akaza8178]

​@@NoubodiMost of the people who can afford it do so..

[@nico7674]

@@Noubodi the biggest tech comp in the industry basically

[@johnmarshallyt]

Everybody gangsta until StackOverflow says "You're the first person to ask this question"

[@JeremiahPeoples]

I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy

[@edwardtafadzwafusire1842]

Wait...does that actually happen?

[@PushinP884]

Nightmare

[@TheKingofdans]

I want to be part of this joke 😭😭

[@bhoot1702]

😂

[@augustdruzgal475]

Don't forget retyping the code so that you can convince yourself it's your own brainpower

[@yasharote1602]

Back here after months 🤣.Thank you for so much likes on just a bunch of laughing emojis. Understood how relatable it is to everyone 😂😂😂😂

[@aperson4475]

This hurts ahhh! XD

[@captaing7709]

this comment ended my nonexistent career

[@shimuza1154]

Bye bye 69

[@anthonysinclair1578]

Shut up 🤣🤣🤣

[@rumperdumper]

The first missclick while trying to highlight the code pretty much sums up my entire programming career

[@JeremiahPeoples]

It’s the little things

[@petertodorov5592]

420 likes

[@1122markj]

And Leaning on the right click button sums up mine.

[@MrCmon113]

Right click -> copy -> right click -> paste -> run symbol in pycharm.

[@serious.business]

@@MrCmon113 I'm about to change your life. CTRL+C, CTRL+V

[@Lord_eBatts]

Without tutorials, the CTRL key and the c + v keys, the internet would be dead

[@noesnoes3969]

Beginner: "I don't even know what this does." Expert: "I don't even know what this does."

[@asadashino412]

security to hop office. clown is trying to steal Ian.

[@guyug6940]

SS13 PFP

[@asadashino412]

@@guyug6940 cultured.

[@noesnoes3969]

@@asadashino412 sec is busy chasing a naked man through maints

[@shadowmist9093]

HELP MAINT HELP CHANGELIN- It's all good guys I was just being pranked by the clown haha

[@aiv4873]

If stack overflow shuts down, half of all programmer will lose their jobs overnight.

[@ayushbari7174]

lol, is that true

[@SAZTAPO]

@@ayushbari7174 yea, Spending 23 hours for a single script that could possible not work is not good

[@ultrasoulviver]

Half, try 90%

[@PineUpAll]

Half? 🤣

[@raildnilb7215]

true

[@neutrin0329]

“I stole your code” “It’s not my code”

[@r4cerr]

'our' code

[@puppergump4117]

Reminds me of "It's not my wallet"

[@fbi6555]

Bro code 😎 🔥

[@taiqs]

@@puppergump4117 that’s the reference

[@abduazmganiyev6198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNookOfficial]

The taking the headphones off is such an incredible detail. Literally you get so into it that you NEED them off

[@noahholke4980]

"All Programmers Can Relate" 13 mil people that probably aren't programmers: interesting

[@JeremiahPeoples]

😂

[@GhostStealth590]

It was my senior year of HS when I realized I didn’t want to go into the coding/IT field. And tbh, I don’t regret it. HS coding was fun and all, but I couldn’t make it a lifelong career.

[@yusufgazi7]

My dad is one lol

[@noahholke4980]

@@yusufgazi7 epic

[@SpinDuality]

Tried coding once and never tried it again, wish I knew this in the past. Then I would've known that I can just copy and paste it instead of CODING IT ALL, and some of it won't even work.:'(

[@2nd-place]

Yeah, I’m convinced there’s about 27 people in the entire world who know how to do all of the programming and we’re just cheating off their homework. They’re pretty cool about it too and everything just kinda somehow works.

[@DavidKohout]

😂😂😂

[@likwidmocean]

Jon Skeet, Martin Fowler and Bob Martin are in the 27 people.

[@natetolbert3671]

@@likwidmocean in Bob's their uncle!

[@jumper2506]

Last time I checked it was 26 only. 😭😂

[@dandyND]

Those are the people who actually reads all the doc and source code, for newer languages, the official docs are actually very helpful and most of the time would be better than forum posts, you'll also understand what's actually going on. At least that's my experience so far

[@alphanumeric6582]

Dad: Are ya coding son? Son: *ctrl+v* Yes dad

[@vaultdweller123]

underrated comment

[@JapaneseSoomi]

underrated comment

[@cathylin6140]

underrated comment

[@azaanbot3333]

well you certainly ctrl v'd this comment

[@alo5938]

overrated comment

[@hopeyoonies]

I can still remember the look on my brother's face when he saw me copy paste a code while working hahaahaha

[@Reason_over_Dogma]

His reaction must have been like " omg you get paid doing this?" 😂

[@abc12389]

The fact that he failed to select the code the first time makes it even more relatable

[@xhoiloci7616]

I was soooo looking for this comment like damn looll 😂😂😂

[@abc12389]

@Nandu That's right

[@FBI-Agent.]

@@abc12389 Hippity hoppity your code is now my property..

[@neutrin0329]

@@FBI-Agent. “I stole your code” “It’s not my code”

[@FBI-Agent.]

@@neutrin0329 NO IS *OUR* CODE..

[@nikellance8711]

Everybody gangsta until it shows you an error in a line that doesn't exist

[@kiruuttori8539]

Or a error In code which you cant edit, like some library for example

[@303offroad]

@@kiruuttori8539 until you realize that library error is stemming from a line of code you just wrote.

[@kiruuttori8539]

@@303offroad yeah, but as a startin programmer that wasnt so obliviously. But the problem is always from the writers code.

[@nobilisvaga5267]

Dude the pain🤕

[@ChrisParayno]

So true

[@lawrencemichael5571]

Copying from Stackoverflow and then feeling like a genius is spot on. I did it again guys! Damn I'm smart!

[@THESJS]

So funny but true and also its more fun when u see the other new guy get in the same problem and suffering and since hes new hes like i guess i have to know the answer and u just watch

[@zombiemanjames]

God bless for stackoverflow

[@goddamnit]

Google Fu is part of the skill, so yeah

[@kingkidlazar16]

Please support us kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooXCfWCKm9x8l6s

[@user-njyzcip]

Like my professor said, you ain't copying if you referenced it

[@donventura2116]

You know you're screwed when even the stack overflow answer doesn't make sense to you. I worked a long time without a senior dev to guide me and it was brutal sometimes with no one to ask for help.

[@BlackHoleSpain]

I've never worked with people who could guide me in the last 25 years!!!!

[@Red-cr8sj]

Hackers in movies: *slightly gazes at keyboard* “im in”.

[@aanya4852]

Why is this so true

[@gachacookie0.o846]

Fr this is what they be typing:jevuexiw. And then they be like “I’m in”

[@damnnegroye8908]

@@gachacookie0.o846 shut up gacha

[@luvvdevii3498]

@@damnnegroye8908 look at your username-😬😂😂😂

[@yololeizers4588]

Prank your friends with this simple script kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2eYe5p3eZV3rcU IT IS REALLY EASYYY HAHAHA LOLLL

[@dougalex9521]

"Are you a full stack developer?" "Yes, full stackoverflow"

[@anthonycapo1998]

Omg lol

[@nightcode.]

Underrated

[@stephencurry3502]

LOL

[@surplusvalue3271]

LEL

[@sounavakaran75]

Ufffff bro

[@javierpolo8762]

programming is basically: "Your password is not correct" "Your password is not correct" And when you get to change it: "Your password is the same as the last one." Edit: This comment blew up!! I'm glad my first big comment is not about sex or something weird :)

[@DearHRS]

dude, stop relating xD

[@prepared4465]

Literally happened to me on PlayStation the other day

[@alanwong1646]

"Please enter your old/current password" Me: Did I really need to create new password if I remember my older/current password??

[@javierpolo8762]

@@alanwong1646 I now right? It's taken years for me to realize!! edit: know*

[@alanwong1646]

@@javierpolo8762 *know I still can't believe that and can't figure it out until now😅

[@jkingjay9545]

That "lets go" is everything no greater feeling

[@lucianojadur]

0. Trainee D. Junior C. Ssr B. Senior A. Chief engineer S. the guy who answers the solution in StackOverflow

[@tebogo10]

Nah that that S guy is a G

[@dralpha9681]

@@tebogo10 nah the creator of stack developer is the god

[@mavis6387]

@@tebogo10 i like ya cut g

[@ProMode-px1wk]

Are these video game damage levels

[@albertpirelius]

@@ProMode-px1wk deez nuts

[@Dogbehu]

"So your resume says you have years of programming experience" "Yes" "I must warn you, this workplace doesn't allow internet connection" "I'll see myself out"

[@aizen3606]

Damn Coding on the paper, very 19th centuary

[@Vysair]

*Programming on typewriter

[@orress3816]

@@aizen3606 I'm pretty sure programming exams are done that way in most parts of my country... (I'm russian btw)

[@helpletmego4216]

@@orress3816 без интернета или прям на бумаге?)

[@orress3816]

@@helpletmego4216 прям на бумаге

[@someguyv1188]

I'm sure 80% of all programmers would lose their jobs if stack overflow went offline.

[@JeremiahPeoples]

The works would stop spinning

[@Anonymous-mb9it]

@@chaitali.karmakar you wont know the importance of stack overflow until you start coding noob

[@karazakiakuno4645]

@@chaitali.karmakar You are just jealous arent ya

[@fist5]

@@chaitali.karmakar who on earth cares about IIT or MIT, pattern of teaching is same through out the world, and you aren't the only one working out there.Nonsense

[@karazakiakuno4645]

@@chaitali.karmakar well said

[@jefffirehead4765]

1 Stack overflow 2 trial and error 3 Stack overflow

[@JmAnYoShI]

One of my professors got up on the first day of my computational structures course and told us: “I’m sure all of you are familiar with plagiarism… well get good at it, because that’ll be most of your career.” Honestly, greatest lesson I learned in my compsci degree.

[@PastPositive]

I'm currently learning Web Design and my instructor showed us an html site on what all the codes do, and how to use them. He says if we so wish we could Copy and Paste (Plagiarise). I completely respect him for that.

[@OwlNightwind]

I think somewhere around my 2nd year. One of mine said that you could take off your pants, sit on the keyboard with your naked ass and the code would work, but you’ll never know how or why. Honestly it’s hilarious from how shit code works better than a well written one sometimes.😅

[@goosinator659]

if you could go back and choose any other degree right what would u chose? if u would stick to csi, would u change the field u stuck to? i’m abt to go to uni in a couple of years and i want to know as much as possible to make the right career choice for myself

[@doverif]

@@OwlNightwind lol

[@saeukanoch.8166]

then your professor is the best

[@anomaly3215]

the fact that he manually copy pasted instead of ctrl c and ctrl v crushes my soul

[@donotlook6048]

Thought the same 😂

[@Hero.S]

Maybe it vanished because of how much copy and paste has been done and broke down

[@Diego3Ke]

I wonder if he Alt+Tab'd

[@goddammitno_]

It's anxiety thing :(

[@gerryy8540]

he did it like that to show the camera that he copied it

[@brianq5461]

Schools; “That’s cheating. And in your job you won’t be hired if you don’t know how to do this one obscure thing.”

[@getgamingchris]

thank god my school isn't like that, they encurage us to look up the answer

[@jdiegel804]

The funny thing is that more than half of us programmers’ jobs is looking up how to do our job

[@valeryi3374]

I mean, we can give scripts to each others and ideas, but don't write code for us. Where does our experience go then? To copypasting skills?

[@valeryi3374]

It's good to have a reference don't get me wrong. I understand if there is no time and you need a job done, continuing to educate. But maybe you can become the creator of hasty code by writing yourself? Who knows.

[@Oscar-im2xi]

@@valeryi3374 obviously a beginner

[@jacobburgo]

Broooooo, that "LET'S GO!" after the manual copy and paste (ignoring StackOverflow's button) is so accurate 😂

[@Rose-ez9vf]

“So what does this part of the program do?” “No idea but whenever I delete it it stops working”

[@kamogelothokwane8312]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh

[@thatkindcoder7510]

entire tf2 spaghetti code be like

[@chehakmalhotra860]

Story of my life

[@orress3816]

And this is why, you add comments to your code, so you can understand what you actually coded and where

[@BetaMaster2]

@@orress3816 comments are for the weak

[@kam6206]

"So why exactly isn't it working?" "No clue but if you delete that it works for some reason"

[@therealforeignwolf]

Extra characters throwing off the programme

[@kennethirgendwas4616]

I had that once with a function definition. Function wasnt ever called, but marking as a multi line comment made the code run.

[@IATube]

I know.

[@ragnarok7976]

@@kennethirgendwas4616 Was it javascript or another scripting language? Some languages aren't strict about semicolons and will run without them but omitting one above your function could have fucked up the definition. Putting a comment in there may have given the interpreter the hint it needed to see the definition.

[@therealforeignwolf]

@@ragnarok7976 by interpreter, you mean the interdimentional beings on the other end who actually speak through ones and zeros? they speak in numerics!!! yikes

[@bowiemtl]

The part where he says “let’s go” is when his 30th attempt worked

[@devinmaxwell2955]

how do you get it down to 30th i’m at like 76th

[@caingamin2]

Lol

[@shiro4485]

The moment when everything works

[@marcosdanielamaral5015]

Everytime I compile it, I always say "there's at least 319392+ errors on this" to myself lol

[@ne9835]

True!!! 💀💀

[@aldrichfireguard2170]

That horrified/disgusted look is all too accurate, lmao

[@FuwanXi]

Programming and coding in general is mostly composed of staring at a screen for hours trying to find an error, and going to Stack Overflow for solutions.

[@shamalamadingleberry7203]

Only to find out you made the wrong sign that you overlooked 20 times. Haha

[@silvervirio3642]

Whats the difference between coding and programming.

[@xxdeadoutxx761]

@@silvervirio3642 There’s some difference but basically zero

[@Sabbath_x]

@@silvervirio3642 I’d say the difference is just the word like it’s a synonym

[@catherine4077]

And the funniest thing is they think we write everything .

[@JacobKinsley]

Me staring at a screen of 6000 lines of code I wrote yesterday: I don't know who wrote this code but when I find out I am gonna kick their ass

[@watawatan0w]

Write code - "I'll refractor this later so it makes more sense". Two weeks later "wtf is going on here. This code makes no sense."

[@marcoskano4437]

Leave comments in you code so it is easier to see what is going on

[@JacobKinsley]

@@marcoskano4437 thanks for that, all these years and no ones suggested that once!

[@curtheisler1200]

Mr. Robot 🤖

[@JacobKinsley]

@moment of the bruh 4 days*

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

first rule of programming: If it works first try, it's a miracle

[@filefly]

If it works first try, it's broken.

[@mcflurryfrostie]

I learned to accept that the first time I run my code it will always throw exceptions

[@ferdose05]

no miracle. there's smth must be wrong.

[@felipheblatt]

Best feeling ever

[@QDetective]

first rule of programming: fuck programming

[@lainecedes]

That “oh” is so relatable it hurts

[@ibarbitrary]

The removing the headphones part was spot on. 100% true.

[@dynaheart]

Gotta focus

[@ibarbitrary]

@Chris Last Name Hearing songs is gangsta until you have to understand some SE answers you just googled up

[@tyresemvuna4831]

Like turning down the TV volume to smell if something is burning in the kitchen

[@peterhall4216]

@Chris Last Name Lol so true, I do that when looking for a parking space

[@Gonnafuck]

I can say my mother and father work at Oracle and yea kind of it’s a little different

[@EmiwayKazama]

Can we take a moment to thank every guy who answers the questions for us 😂

[@JeremiahPeoples]

Or lady

[@EmiwayKazama]

@@JeremiahPeoples yeah

[@3IMAD69]

@@JeremiahPeoples no

[@noapparentfunction]

the most hardworking individual on SO

[@jazena7975]

@@JeremiahPeoples aaww thank you for acknowledging our existence, that was nice

[@remuvs]

A wise man once told me: “If you’re not following an Indian man’s KZbin tutorial or a StackOverflow forum, are you REALLY programming?”

[@jinglejangle1533]

Muta ?

[@Sporkyyyyyy]

@@jinglejangle1533 mutahard?

[@jinglejangle1533]

@@Sporkyyyyyy wasnt it mutahara ?

[@SharikhKhan138]

@@jinglejangle1533, Mutaharam.

[@potatopotato9308]

Relatable

[@bex_lynne]

I took one semester of coding four years ago and my brain STILL hurts. So much respect 😂

[@joaquindubini3681]

With this edit, now all the answers to my original comment are senseless!

[@ScumbagSteve]

I'm going to develop carpal tunnel from doing that combo so much in my life .

[@oggy107]

but he didn't use either of them

[@ScumbagSteve]

@@oggy107 lmao well he used it without shortcut. Sometimes my hands are messed up after doing that all day. I finally got a mouse with key combo burnings and just click those.

[@oggy107]

@@ScumbagSteve i didn't say that shortcuts aren't great.....i just pointed the thing out.

[@JyyceKrato]

@@oggy107 so what? Everyone uses it.

[@RafaelPena-Rios]

>makes function that returns a number >function doesn't return number >fall victim to insomnia until you figure out you forgot to add a variable at 3:30 am

[@blaackberry]

This. This one 💀

[@gracetonsanthmayor6687]

Bruhhhhhhhh relatable as heck😂

[@Kaazeda]

How can this be so relatable... It was returning nil

[@rockmaster182]

I was scratching my head why my shit wont work until i realize i used char instead of int 💀

[@honeyyandwine]

⁠​⁠@@rockmaster182the way this was me the other day but in reverse😭used char for a variable and then did a comparison with int. took me about an hour and a half of combing through the whole program to realize i needed to add the single quotes💀

[@chib4867]

As a wise man said, "Hippity hoppity your code is now my property"

[@Gautam-tk8tf]

Dani?

[@JeremiahPeoples]

ghandi*

[@diegfb2001]

Bill Gates? XD

[@pranavpolakam5371]

@@Gautam-tk8tf ah I see a fellow milk man in the chat 😂

[@eggwith16millionlikes78]

Wow that was really cool (pls make a chain)

[@tunasandwich8049]

As the conversation goes "I stole your code" "That's not even my code"

[@AAvfx]

Yes, saving our time! No harm done! 😂

[@RonaldsSaveTheWorldGiveaways]

Fax

[@bradensorensen966]

But why copy and paste when it’s probably in the standard library. Dude coulda wrote like two lines of code. 🤣

[@CharleyCheno]

lmao

[@boimna5056]

Wow that is relatable

[@foolonthehill1265]

@@boimna5056 ​Google global truth project and click "the Present" tab to see the truth about life/death. It can change the world, especially pgs 1-4

[@jonathanbrown4961]

I wonder if StackOverflow developers use StackOverflow

[@JeremiahPeoples]

*he knows too much*

[@YurieSnowie]

Did the devs of StackOverflow cause a paradox? Epic

[@_futur3_298]

What did they to before they made StackOverflow??

[@HenryTitor]

@@_futur3_298 They used to use StackRealloc

[@mqegg]

The people who invented code made it

[@BigJMC]

Programmers who share their code are absolute giga chads.

[@locinolacolino1302]

Be warned it could be too good to be true, said Chad programmers often write code beyond mortal comprehension. Unless its Open Source projects you're talking about.

[@ИловМакс]

Absolutely hindu

[@Mfbzai]

Angel actually.

[@Truthseeker11158]

​@@ИловМакс what??

[@TheEnderPearl]

What ​@@ИловМакс

[@snicksss]

I took one class of programming in high school one year, and my teacher let us copy paste stuff from the interwebs during actual quizzes. He knew that’s literally just what coders do a lot of the time.

[@JDotS.]

*slowly types one letter* “Alright Theres already 14 errors”

[@SubjectiveObserver]

I remember that happening on a school project, and thinking about the career ahead of me. I just laughed.

[@ritwikreddy5670]

Oh, I remember that all too well. I once got an error on a 4 line code despite being programming for almost 2 years.

[@gustavalbers3238]

Uses library: error in line 207 while you have written 10 lines

[@awsmegmr222]

Codepen in a nutshell

[@TazMainian2015]

Typing an essay in high school be like:

[@faithstoll4463]

My first reaction to coding: “Wait we don’t make our codes from scratch?” Me two weeks later: “Copy and paste my friend...Copy and paste.”

[@selinashaw4045]

Lolll

[@HackerDoge]

Bippitty Boppity your code is my property. In the words of Dani

[@HeyItsHexcal]

@@HackerDoge OUR property

[@bubify3403]

yep

[@jeromeeeeeD]

@@HeyItsHexcal *communism intensifies*

[@Excaliburdude]

Whoever created Stack Overflow deserves a pass to heaven.

[@user-vp7ot4ug4n]

i can confirm that

[@adityaanuragi6916]

Ikr he made stack overflow without using stack overflow Madlad!!!

[@adercraft401]

@@adityaanuragi6916 lmao legends

[@krishna_v98]

Amazon? Atleast they own it

[@MM-hh]

@@adityaanuragi6916 DAMN that's some fax

[@benrinehart7776]

I failed my one and only CS class. In it, I learned CS isn’t about knowing things. It’s about patience and your ability to circumvent a problem you can’t fully understand

[@0gre191]

I feel nothing but pity for the poor soul with a question not even Stackoverflow can answer

[@MrDezra]

Me when doing Windows Communication Foundation

[@blazereho811]

that's when they hit you with the "why do you want to do that?" or "There's already code for that, don't reinvent the wheel" and the downvote

[@Slippin_Jimmy_]

I find that someone has always asked what I need to know, but the answers are often not applicable to my situation (ex. class work that requires use of a particular sorting algorithm)

[@stankdog1357]

Try using the mongo-dart package for pulling data from MongoDB using the dart programming language. That’s the deep end of the pool when it comes to developing without help.

[@TFE6979]

I often come to the realization that if I don't find similar questions to what I need, ir probably means that I'm doing something very wrong

[@kotarokeiji5647]

Honestly. My friends act like I'm some type of computer mastermind.

[@aliceylan1211]

same lmao

[@passihd04]

same lmao

[@RezMotion90]

facts holy shit

[@wuuq]

My friends always like: Oh, i accidentally put my laptop into the microwave for 10 minutes... Proceeds to call me.... : Hey, i have a little problem with my computer -

[@Qball__]

@@wuuq lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@Laoly]

“There is a syntax error” *Me save the code and open again* “Working...”

[@razgriz2728]

Or just writing the exact came Code again

[@olthdorimirth6055]

Mmmmm, the sound of hair tearing and teeth grinding as you get ready to flip your damn PC and cry. Edit: and yes, not the table. Your whole tower.

[@KenderOne]

Netbeans in a nutshell

[@Shimada.]

Lmao javas can relate

[@Rhynri]

I spent an hour trying to deploy an ML inference endpoint and being very confused as to why init failed. Deleted everything, deployed exact same code again. It worked. *cries in ONNX*

[@marktheprussian]

Not a coder, but i heard someone say that you still need the skill and experience to know what you need to search to fix the problem

[@sebastianfischer2082]

Exactly, it's not going to help much if I don't know how it functions, don't know what I specifically need and most importantly can't even read it lol

[@TurkeysTerrain]

I tried explaining to my wife, that when I'm staring at the screen not typing, I'm actually doing more work than when I'm typing... she still doesnt believe me...

[@ericritter46]

hahahahahaha the amount of times I get "babe can you..." " no i'm working right now" "but you're just looking at the screen"

[@brianj5271]

@@ericritter46 exactly you’re not moving cuz you’re trying to figure shit out 😂

[@sauce4897]

Wtf so your wife doesn’t know what thinking is?

[@austingoyne3039]

So true!

[@leecrawford6560]

@@brianj5271 me in algebra class (when I was in high school back in the day)

[@reececrook7021]

it would have been more accurate if it was just him scratching his head for half an hour, trying to figure out why it wont work, and then he realises that he put a comma when he was meant to put a semi colon

[@jerkycam]

Exactly!

[@brettharter143]

Reading the code over 20x to discover you spelt a variable wrong even though you checked the spelling 20x after the debug told you🤣

[@broevil4027]

Syntax errors are the worst

[@gormauslander]

@@broevil4027 welcome to java, can I take your order?

[@Ihavenonamestopitplease]

Whoops, accidentally put a lowercase instead of an uppercase? Good luck finding that mistake in your pool of code! 😎👍

[@Reddblue]

"Googling won't give you a career" Well how the turn tables..

[@Appalations]

Yeehaw

[@nathanjay4788]

"When you grow up, you won't just have a calculator in your pocket all the time" Cell phones: you sure about that?

[@arsalaansolkar1391]

Yes it will

[@rupamjha5009]

Wtf thats a iferg meme

[@Pein1233]

Today you would be a fool not to google a problem you know the exact solution for

[@apexalaska]

I'm not in the realm of coding, but amateur game modding. Man is it so satisfying to be the first person to figure out a precise problem that there are tons of forums asking for the solution to. It's only happened to me once but it was so satisfying to go back to all those message boards and post the answer. Maybe eventually I will get into more in depth modding, I actually like the challenge sometimes even more than playing the actual games.

[@martinxy1291]

To quote my web design teacher: I'm only here to teach you guys how to: 1. Google it 2. Read it 3. Pray it works

[@DJYPC]

My high school AP programming teacher basically said the same thing and I still think about it over a decade later

[@ginkamikaze2]

That is such a lazy attitude to teaching... no wonder 'Merica wants socialism now, the polotical regime of lazy bums headed inevitably to communism... third world country here we come :))

[@selehadinhabesi3855]

@@ginkamikaze2 if your parents were poor or through some unforseen event you became homeless, would you still be willing to insult socialism which is there for you incase your life went south?

[@martinxy1291]

@@ginkamikaze2 I'm from Argentina...

[@duckwithabs4537]

@@ginkamikaze2 if everybody does it is it lazy or normal?

[@MagnusPeccatori]

A programmers job consists of three things: -Googling stuff -Drinking coffee -Crying

[@ImTyler]

I learned to never cry or stress over a job. Always ask for help. It’s better to ask and get it done than to be stubborn and stuck

[@chuisthename]

chatgpt bruh

[@jasonstarrising]

@@ImTyler yeah u cry at home, rookie mistake

[@lewisburton1852]

I should add Crying-tears of joy/tears of pain 😂 it’s 50/50

[@ابراهيمالنعيمي-ذ9ف]

yea and imagine that instead of typing ',' you type '.' and spend all 3 night just finding what's the problem literal pain .

[@azurev2258]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the true legends who take their time to answer the questions on Stack Overflow.

[@52flyingbicycles]

True heroes

[@guythatlikesbananas6293]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYrccoZrd8qIacU

[@elibaerg7436]

@@guythatlikesbananas6293 what? Cucumber?

[@eventhorizon492]

Love that he clicks for copy and paste too, like not even using shortcuts

[@angelsorcer]

My friend told me this programming quote id never forget: “The cool thing with programming is that it does exactly what you tell it to do, the problem with programming is that it does EXACTLY...what you tell it to do”

[@Matagatsu]

Yep. Like if you tell someone to "go over there" the computer want to know how much steps, the exact distance, exact coordinates, when it needs to begin, how long till it stops, the exact walking speed down to a decimal. And If one thing is off ERROR CODE.

[@sleepyancient6655]

Go sit on that bench, robot.... "No, not on the baby!"

[@canisterbottournament]

@@Matagatsu yup and then you have to define what "go" means, what is "there" when to go there, like if you took ue4 you would have to make an event, (event begin play) that would execute the npc to go there lmao it hurts my head thinking about it 😔

[@kelpdock8913]

ive heard this before

[@Matagatsu]

@@canisterbottournament exactly😞 we don't give coders enough credit

[@abelardo007]

My program: *works at first try * Me: mmm that's sus

[@user-nm9vs1zc3y]

@bertulis kuria 1 like for persistence on that grammar

[@UnfiItered]

A week later, nothing's changed anddddddddd error can't build.

[@mastaw]

@@user-nm9vs1zc3y (that's spelling, not grammar)

[@user-nm9vs1zc3y]

@@mastaw nice bro

[@TerraEmperor1]

This is so real it almost has a physical form

[@frogwav]

Also when you're stuck on something and you go to bed, and the moment you're about to fall asleep, you think of a possible solution.

[@BenCos2018]

Then you jump up and fix it only to reliase you made it worse by accidentally deleting a variable you thought wasn't needed lol

[@deathbunny3048]

@@BenCos2018 And then one of your switches and two of your for loops were actually referencing that variable and are now churning out garbage all over your stack so you can't tell where the errors start or end O.o

[@BenCos2018]

@@deathbunny3048accurate lol in my case it was over 50 lines of code and strings had errors because they needed that variable lol

[@deathbunny3048]

@@BenCos2018 'Tis an existential hell I wish to leave behind me.. forever... XD You know that feeling of your heart dropping into your shoes because you tested the damn thing to perfection ten minutes ago and IT WORKED, then you go into the demo meeting and it suddenly starts spewing out absolute nonsense because when you compiled it after the test it didn't show that there was one tiny line of code that had a function in it that was typed wrong since you graised the spacebar whilst hitting ctrl s saving it and therefore it borked up the entire demo!!! The horror....

[@BenCos2018]

@@deathbunny3048 yep Reminds me of just earlier today trying to get ssl and https working on my webpage lmao

[@amadhatter0358]

The stack overflow copy and paste followed by the excited "let's go!" is perfect.

[@NerdyGardevoir]

This reminds me of an old song… “99 bugs in the code on the screen, 99 bugs in the code. You focus one down, patch it around, 264 bugs in the code.”

[@helloiamenergyman]

That's my experience as a programmer ngl ;-;

[@jeldrikhartmann531]

Just had this today, wrote a simple code the prof showed us in the lecture. one wrong import: over 40 warnings. Tried to fix it with something else: 100 warnings

[@holtras8786]

How name of song? Its sound so accurate

[@vivaene]

@@holtras8786 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[@spicynoodles3317]

Fkejjeisenejen sharing that with my programming club

[@snowy8926]

The “let’s go!” Had me lol, exactly my reaction to every time something works for me.

[@JeremiahPeoples]

It’s either “let’s goooo” or “I’m a genius” it’s only those two options after a successful copy and paste job

[@H12457]

For real

[@theskull9960]

Yeah me to i just started learning about it and when i finally get something right I'm like "fuck yeaa!"

[@surendarr1857]

Specifically " Hello wrold".

[@Zaketh_]

I'm dying this is exactly how I react when some broken ass code just works

[@its_Vampyre]

Teachers: you won't just be able to simply google the answers once you get a job Programers: 👀👀👀👀

[@louiskr42]

Hahaha 😂😂

[@abrahamw88]

Literally every job not just programmers lol

[@its_Vampyre]

@@abrahamw88 fr

[@SoTrue144]

@@abrahamw88 Not mine. It's a great reference though for sure

[@mycelia_ow]

@@abrahamw88 not to the same extent

[@HolaMindy]

This is the most compelling documentary I've watched all year.

[@joshuagraham6894]

The most accurate depiction of any programmer, both beginners and those highly proficient in multiple languages is: "What the fuck? It worked when I ran it 10 minutes ago"

[@sophiethemasochisticninja7655]

The difference between good code and bad code is the amount of WTF's per min.

[@temmie3325]

One time I wrote code which had about 1/3 chance of working and 2/3 chance of giving an error AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED THESE CHANCES?

[@Gamer2Language]

@@temmie3325 maybe you ✨ accidentally✨ change the script or even deleted it

[@Gamer2Language]

Yea lol

[@dart7838]

Bro legit even something as simple as a for loop goes wrong after I do it again

[@jsanchez7467]

Stack overflow is like a public library for Programmers.

[@poke6983]

Yes and i go there every day...

[@nevaeh8875]

Yep

[@user-qy6tu9ip9v]

@Tyler Ward Why do you say this? Are you supposed to br writing code on your own?

[@gabrielfillon11]

Crypto

[@justarandomonlineperson8094]

except that you could just yeet any line of codes desired

[@TiredWallaby29]

Y'all ever get hit with the, "I got this error... Help!" Then the next and last post was the same guy that went, "Nvm I got it."

[@shelbyb9965]

Even worse is a "thanks, that fixed it!" and the post with the fix is removed. WHY???

[@georgechanturidze1409]

I am that guy

[@someasiankid6323]

and doesn't tell you how he did it

[@arthurmorgan2026]

@@someasiankid6323 That's the point lol.

[@arthurmorgan2026]

I get this all the time on forums. Where I find the exact description of the error/ issue, but the OP found a fix and loses interest in helping.

[@user-gf5nu9os2n]

Just started learning coding today. CSX50. So hyped. I know there is a lot of toxicity in the community and everyone has an ego but i will stick by myself and i hope i will do well

[@rfqa4116]

My friends: think im a badass hacker Me in reality: *searches through a thousand lines of code just to find that one simicolon you forgot to add*

[@ashbornlegends8554]

Same here

[@ChinChinLover]

Once I wrote a code and then it said error I wasted 4 hours of my life just to find what's wrong and then just need to add a colon

[@kunxv15]

how about using an IDE?

[@feetlunatic5134]

@@germanjesus1117 I like python but I made a mistake learning it first and my life is gonna be hell trying to learn c++ or c (I wanna make a DOS or something

[@gdhpsk8723]

@@ChinChinLover I thought my computer was broken then I realized that I was missing a semi-colon lmao

[@chamtume17]

You know it's a serious bug when you remove your headphones 😂

[@toastedbacon1219]

oh boy

[@outofahat9363]

lol so true. you stop listening to music when you need 100% of your brain

[@s6hib]

LMAO

[@icandreamstream]

@@outofahat9363 I relate to this

[@GMByteJavaTM]

It's same like lowering the music volume as you drive and get lost or need not to miss a turn 😄

[@nunyabusiness6450]

When the whole thing says there's an error and it's really just because you forgot to add a bracket to the end

[@super_kryston]

Sad part is your not wrong

[@rowanarcticfox]

Or a single semicolon somewhere in a custom class

[@MrCmon113]

@@rowanarcticfox That should be easy to find if you're using an IDE.

[@unrested7294]

then you'd just waste your time trying to troubleshoot the error

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@super_kryston SyntaxError: Unexpected Token 'your'