All the pipe sounds for real now ASMR

[@mynjxe]

can you pin my comment even though TeddAnimates will hate me?

[@FeiniousSigma]

Ok

[@mynjxe]

wow 💀💀💀

[@singlevac]

Cringe ass skull emojis

[@FeiniousSigma]

@@singlevac 💀

[@loweffortpictureofapaperhavfun]

woa 🗿

[@Fearlessfer69]

i was about to say first…..but then i gained a braincell

[@TheIslamicRepublicofPumkinia]

You remove a braincell

[@TheArmyGeneral12]

nice

[@catpoisonlover]

Nobody asked 💀💀💀

[@Warp2090]

@@catpoisonlover Missed a part. Ill correct you. 💀For your existence

[@iuopunderstandyourjokes9914]

You still said first

[@Guttertank_gaming]

I love how 0:26 transitions into 0:30 like if It was a charging atraco, truly a Pipe moment

[@arrozity01]

Sounds like a Jumpscare

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

This is a certified Pipe Moment™

[@GreenZeroDebris33]

TRUE😂😂😂😂

[@YouberChannel]

What a nice build up

[@IfIPutASkullOnYourHead]

Pipe

[@ptolemykarns4926]

Timestamps for the homies 0:00 cardboard pipe 0:02 plastic/pvc pipe 0:05 glass pipe 0:07 ceramic pipe 0:09 square metal pipe (beam) 0:12 rubber pipe 0:13 wood pipe 0:15 Lego pipe 0:17 Mario pipe/warp pipe 0:19 brick pipe 0:20 bamboo pipe 0:22 lightweight metal (Carbon fiber?) pipe 0:24 concrete pipe 0:26 uranium pipe 0:30 metal pipe (classic) 0:33 small metal pipe 0:36 ice pipe 0:38 foil pipe 0:39 cloth pipe 0:41 foam pipe/pool noodle 0:43 water pipe Have a nice sleep everyone, and i hope you can enjoy these pipe sounds to the fullest

[@elusive-osmium]

I suggest you change your comment to properly name the square metal beam this is your last warning

[@fabiofaini3071]

the water pipe really caught me off guard

[@wafflesareyum125]

i think the uranium pipe is a radioactive pipe

[@a_gaming_personontheintern7090]

the “lightwheight steel pipe” is carbon fiber

[@turbo_marc]

Carbon fiber racing pipe 💀

[@DAIZARAnimation]

Ranking pipe sound 0:30 1st 🥇Metal pipe 0:15 2nd🥈Lego pipe 0:07 3rd 🥉 Ceramic pipe

[@therealrailfangamingboi]

I thought 2nd Mario pipe and 3rd lego pipe

[@DAIZARAnimation]

@@therealrailfangamingboi its my Idea

[@SheetsAndStuff]

Counterpoint: 0:12

[@TabbyEgg312]

0:12 is actual 3rd place ngl

[@Tally3604]

I fall asleep to the metal pipe on loop

[@Normieguy911]

0:30 none of the other pipes cannot beat this pipe sound

[@Taijitu527]

Yep

[@veazu]

no

[@superkaras588]

I like how all the sounds are 100% accurate exept for the rubber pipe

[@BuilderBasti]

wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg AbOuT?! 😨😨😨 tHeY'rE tOtAlLy LeGiTiMaTeLy ReAl AnD nOt StUpId At AlL!!! 😡😡😡

[@pkcell6409]

@@BuilderBastithe rubber pipe sound isn’t

[@gamexter6640]

the difference is that the sound was from gear 5 luffy hitting kaido with a rubber rod

[@h_sevenn]

I will put this amazing asmr video 24/7 while I'm sleeping. The best part is the metal pipe sound, it's so satisfying.

[@Pookiesplaylists]

0:19 was the most satisfying thing I’ve *ever* heard

[@StaleX210]

0:30 ah yes the infamous metal pipe.

[@loaytork2595]

Holy mother of the hydrogen bomb... IS THAT STALEX?!

[@CharlietheFennec]

0:26 made me fall asleep the best and 0:30 is very relaxing

[@rangernoah6]

shut up you watch gachalife

[@YanisDiss]

gacha kid moment

[@prismic_]

@@YanisDissliterally who the hell cares

[@PhanTum926]

​@@YanisDiss And how does that relate to the comment?

[@Why_why7352]

​@@PhanTum926the pfp of the comment

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

0:12 That was a very motivating and moving speech 😭

[@MishaG4mer]

mistar putin what hapend to ukraine

[@SillylittleOSfan]

BOING

[@extremepower5765]

Да

[@diro5910]

@@MishaG4mer Got Putin’ed

[@janzimon12]

Boing

[@mr.monster7344]

Nah bro this made me rethink my life it was amazing through all the noises it was so heart warming and it made me feel something I never felt before it opened up my eyes made me see how beautiful pipes could possibly be.

[@TheLemonKidd]

Thank you for this inspirational video

[@SpaceMan_P]

0:30 the most relaxing part

[@KenanJoseph17]

Beautiful, I can listen to this for hours

[@AbduganiYT]

0:15 i like this most

[@N00K1E_Jpg]

0:30 that cured me of my insomnia, now I can ace all my tests!

[@LukerDukerDoo]

0:00 Cardboard pipe 0:02 PVC pipe 0:05 Glass pipe 0:07 Ceramic pipe 0:09 Square pipe 0:12 Rubber pipe 0:13 Wood pipe 0:15 Lego pipe 0:17 Warp pipe 0:19 Brick pipe 0:20 Bamboo pipe 0:22 Light pipe 0:24 Concrete pipe 0:26 Uranium pipe 0:30 Metal pipe 0:30 Little pipe 0:36 Ice pipe 0:38 Foil pipe 0:39 Cloth pipe 0:41 Foam pipe 0:43 Water pipe

[@Jejejjejr]

Wow thanks a lot

[@jeremiahyobestfriend_ddtk1282]

Bro aint no way

[@tomeuk_tn9566]

0:22 graphite pipe*

[@polkadotcats]

0:30 very relaxing, 10/10

[@Androidthevideoeditor124]

Not Even

[@0h0h0money]

I watched this the night before an exam, and I got such a good sleep that I got 100%

[@wudaheill]

0:26 Gotta love the crispy air! :D

[@MeBlueberry]

quality content i'm giving it a 11/10

[@Roadtrash66]

A true masterpiece of all the best pipes falling

[@mybrainismush]

This is helping me fall asleep… thank you ❤️❤️

[@The_one_always_changing]

We need 1 hour version of this asmr

[@Drag0nmaster]

A lot of these genuinely sound nice

[@shallowwaters7147]

0:13 when you drop something during the day 0:30 when you drop something during the night while everyone is asleep

[@The_ChaosInsurgency]

So true..

[@gustavoandrade8907]

so true...

[@cpmgameryt_27]

0:30 best sounding pipe in the whole world

[@curiouslight200]

now we need MORE PIPES

[@gustavoandrade8907]

true make skeleton pipe, an then is just the megalovania from undertale (definily did not that tha from the r/undertalememes page)

[@shapeshifter16]

Oh my gosh 0:30 is so relaxing, my grandpa is sleeping on the floor for 30 hours straight already!

[@_audreyy_]

ive heard every single one of these sounds before but for some reason its nostalgic 💀💀💀💀💀

[@cheta538]

As a member of the pipe family I can confirm this how we all sound

[@trustargamer5608]

0:30 is so tingly i fell asleep so fast when i heard it so i’m typing in my sleep rn

[@Nothing-yw3ih]

Sound of pipes: 0:00 Drop of empty toilet paper 0:02 Putting pvc pipe on the floor 0:05 Breaking someone window 0:07 Breaking flower pot 0:09 Normal metal pipe drop but u pick it up fast 0:12 Bouncy ball 0:13 Drop of wooden broom 0:15 Break the lego structure and step on it 0:17 Mario come out from the pipe 0:19 Throwing brick to someone 0:20 Knock someone with bamboo 0:22 Pencil drop 0:24 Concrete pillar collapse 0:26 Radioactive detector sound 0:30 Best rock music instrument 0:33 Metal ball attract by electromagnet and hit it 0:35 ice falling 0:37 Aluminum foil drop 0:38 Mic drop 0:41 2 tap on the mic 0:43 Opening package very fast

[@CausingChaos.]

all I can hear whenever I hear 0:12 is the gravity coil from Roblox when I used to play it like 8-9 years ago, when there were way less children.

[@TabbyEgg312]

@@CausingChaos. roblox was fitting childrens game 10 years ago, not anymore

[@Railfan_5514]

100th like for this comment, i think

[@Boxten1Fan1]

0:30 made my grandma sleep, so relaxing.

[@Hahatomato]

I love the glass pipe. I could fall asleep to that

[@TeddAnimates]

can you pin my comment in spite of the 3 people that asked before?

[@TeddAnimates]

cheers bruv, tell me when someone takes the throne

[@relaxo2263]

@@TeddAnimates NWOIDFJSOEIFJSODIFJSDF

[@RealistInIdealists817]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@TeddAnimates]

@@RealistInIdealists817 strange place to be rickrolled lol

[@RealistInIdealists817]

@@TeddAnimates lol

[@LucianoAVJunior]

0:12 Rubber Pipe 0:17 Warp Pipe 0:15 Lego Pipe 0:05 Glass Pipe 0:36 Ice Pipe 0:30 Metal Pipe

[@Planespotter31724]

0:26 that beat drop tho 🔥

[@notakirro9201]

I used to not like ASMR at all, but now I'm hooked

[@Sergus134]

0:33 This one sounds like ammunition casings' falling sound!... 😂

[@ImGonnaBeAStarr11]

like a bullet pipe

[@Connor89808]

Hmmm that’s what I’m gonna drop at school on Monday😁

[@Connor89808]

@@MelonPlaygroundRobloxVideos113 what?

[@Connor89808]

@@MelonPlaygroundRobloxVideos113 no

[@Connor89808]

@@MelonPlaygroundRobloxVideos113 did you see anything on the news today😁

[@kistu_the_kistune6478]

0:30 It's so relaxing, put it on full volume😌 (highly recommend)

[@ChadtuvaQueen]

Now my ears are bleeding ☠

[@kistu_the_kistune6478]

@@ChadtuvaQueen Period ~ 👍 (IM SORRY 😭)

[@wisemysticaltree42069]

I saved it to the pipes falling Playlist that I have for comedic affect

[@juice_box182]

0:00 Cardboard pipe 0:02 Plastic pipe (idk correct me if I’m wrong) 0:04 Glass pipe 0:07 Ceramic pipe 0:09 Square steel pipe 0:11 Rubber pipe 0:13 Wood pipe 0:15 Lego pipe 0:17 Mario pipe 0:19 brick pipe (again correct me if I’m wrong) 0:20 bamboo 0:22 i don’t know 0:23 concrete pipe 0:26 radiation pipe 0:30 steel pipe 0:34 mini steel pipe ? 0:35 ice pipe 0:37 aluminum sheet pipe 0:39 cloth pipe 0:41 pool noodle 0:43 water pipe ?

[@evanbyrain]

uranium pipe

[@Zyxl-]

this is your last warning juice_box, change the steel pipe to metal pipe or I'm nuking your home

[@juice_box182]

Ok (btw I have no idea how to edit a comment) 0:00 Cardboard pipe 0:02 Plastic pipe (idk correct me if I’m wrong) 0:04 Glass pipe 0:07 Ceramic pipe 0:09 Square metal pipe 0:11 Rubber pipe 0:13 Wood pipe 0:15 Lego pipe 0:17 Mario pipe 0:19 brick pipe (again correct me if I’m wrong) 0:20 bamboo 0:22 i don’t know 0:23 concrete pipe 0:26 radiation pipe 0:30 metal pipe 0:34 mini metal pipe ? 0:35 ice pipe 0:37 aluminum sheet pipe 0:39 cloth pipe 0:41 pool noodle 0:43 water pipe ?

[@Troyantisthegoat]

Just tap on the three dots and you can see the edit button

[@Zyxl-]

@@juice_box182 the 3 dots and then there's the edit button Warning: you will lose the heart if you edit the comment tho

[@Yeowch1945]

I can fall asleep effortlessly now

[@jamdjams]

aren't pipes just tubes?

[@Hunlor-]

there's the square pipe tho, you can't have a square tube cause tubes by definition are cylinders. Ergo, every tube can be a pipe but not every pipe can be a tube, let that sink in.

[@jamezycatboy9926]

@@Hunlor- *opens door for sink*

[@Arthur_morgan3784]

My brain cells are reforming

[@RiahGreen]

Thank you also can I get pinned it'll be funny

[@FeiniousSigma]

Ok

[@RiahGreen]

@@FeiniousSigma Awesome TY. Now people will be jealous and sad that they didn't ask first on yet another meme video :D

[@Flowery0]

Narrator: it was not

[@RiahGreen]

@@Flowery0 u sure

[@mrfukboi7605]

​@@FeiniousSigma Thank you for pinning him, it is very funny.

[@bepsi3851]

Gotta love that pure Uranium-238 pipe sound effect

[@SUPER_SPEAKERMAN378]

As a metallica fan So Nostalgic😢

[@MetalPipeNumber2763]

I have been summoned..

[@jujuf2900]

Wow this video opened my eyes to the world around us And took 44 seconds of my life😢😢

[@W4sN0tH3re]

Can you give credit where you got the sounds from?

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

who gives credits for memes

[@unrealisticdiversity6427]

my humour has dropped so low that now, pipe falling sounds makes me giggle and kick me feet

[@zer0troid]

Can you make a 20 hour version

[@FeiniousSigma]

No I don’t think my phone or computer will be able to handle that

[@MrMan20]

Put it on loop

[@bonniecullom916]

Ah yes, so calming 😌

[@Tyler_Shumway]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 2:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the chip is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip . hail chip. hail chip . The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating chip. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of chip I have ever seen especially on 1:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 3:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this chip has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the chip is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip. hail chip. hail chip. The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 1:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. chip spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the chip go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on chip . hail chip . hail chip. The spinning chip, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a chip do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the chip spins, showing its lightly salt covered yellow skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the chip scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating chip. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any chip I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of chip I have ever seen especially on 5:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. well pleased like chip. Thank you.

[@DivineLightPaladin]

Holy shit dude

[@CirnoTheFumo]

People with an IQ above 13 know this was copied

[@Hankyhankleton]

@@CirnoTheFumo yes

[@ChadtuvaQueen]

TL:DR;NW

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Dude theirs only 44 seconds…

[@Delta354DLC]

0:30 best asmr pipe sound bro 😎👍

[@un_doctor_de_la_plaga]

Que buena compilación de "Pipe falling"

[@pedromartinsramos1]

PIPE ASMR IT’S ANOTHER LVL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@iambad-e9g]

The glass one hits hard

[@diedforever434]

0:30 this is so satisfying 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@ImMargon]

Little Metal Pipe sounded so cute

[@thedoodlianfella]

A Story of Cardboard Pipes. Chapter 1: Back in when I was in elementary, on the night of the 7th of May 2017, my family, my cousins, and I were doing a little get-together for the near end of another school year, the dads were drinking wine, the moms were talking about how fun and loving their little goofballs are, and as for us... HELL. BROKE. LOOSE. Chapter 2: We had a water gun fight first, one of us getting so soaked, they thought of putting themselves in the dryer, next we had a good break with McDonald's nuggets and fries, and after that, we had a fight we will remember for the rest of our lives. The sword fight. We snuck into the bathroom, EMPTIED ALL OF THE PAPER TOWELS SO WE COULD HAVE ENOUGH CARDBOARD PIPES TO BATTLE, snuck back outside, and commenced the battle, with one of us getting bonked so hard with a pipe that they "perished"! The poor victim was my right-hand man, my little brother. I couldn't even begin to wonder what life would be like without him. I had gone through so much trauma (not really), but this... THIS CROSSED THE LINE. Chapter 3: As soon as he disappeared from the mortal plane (walked off the arena, which was a concrete section of a medium-sized backyard), the rage built up inside me broke out and I started wrecking all protection spots across the yard, leaving no one safe, as soon as my rage stopped, it was when all the spots were destroyed, and thus, the battle escalated into an escape sequence, with the others as the prey and me as the attacker, there wasn't enough space to have one yet, so we went outside of the backyard into the field nearby (I left a note so my mom and dad wouldn't be worried) and began the chase from there. I was on their tail, and yet another unfortunate kid fell victim to a knockout. Another one... had bit the dust. This time, it was my sister, the one who was there for me when my brother wasn't even born yet, she tumbled down the field like a barrel and stopped at my feet, I was now an only child... (this was just playing around, my bro and sis are okay) I once again reached MAX RAGE, and ran towards the sap that knocked her out cold at Mach 3, grabbed them by the back of their shirt, and bonked them aggressively. (it wasn't that aggressive, fortunately) One last hit and it was done. **DING DING!!** "Spot on," I said. "Now there's now two. More. Goobers." Chapter 4: Walking toward them suspenseful-like, they knew they had to keep running. However, they ran out of stamina halfway through the field until they got help from a fella they knew. "Need a lift?" The kid said, and the two hopped on his super-duper ultra epic omega car, a Little Tikes Vroom Vroom Machine. It had 4 seats, each coated with the finest leather, 4-wheel drive, adjustable seats, and way, way more. If I had to mention all the details, we'd be here all day. Chapter 5: They hopped in the car and drove off at 50 mph, I was at Mach 3, which was only for me, 45.99 mph, sadly it wasn't enough to catch up to them. I then saw in the distance the local child... erm... violator. I didn't wanna get taken into his house whatever it looked like... So the fear, I felt from thinking what he was gonna do to me, boosted my speed to 51 MPH! I WAS ABLE TO CATCH UP, AND RUN FROM THE VIOLATOR!? Chapter 6: This was my last breath, so I had to make it count. I ran at my true maximum speed, MACH 4. I WAS RUNNING SO FAST, MY TONGUE STUCK OUT, FLYING IN THE WIND AT THE SPEED I WAS GOING. ALL FOURS I WAS RUNNING WITH. I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE THREE GUYS WHO WIPED OUT HALF MY TRIBE, AND MESSED THEM UP, TAKING OUT THE DRIVER FIRST, TOSSING HIM INTO THE GRASS, TO... get violated... oh no. Chapter 7: The kid was gonna get touched in the no-no square, I had to act fast, or else I'll have to deal with more trauma, I grabbed the kid who I tossed into the floor, and ran back to the car, putting him in the backseat, and a verse popped up in my head and I began singing it. Chapter 8: "This manic flee is too much for me, a boy with a tiny height, making poopies and burpees and such, and everything but the rest, but the child toucher will touch my weewee if I stop in front his track, so hurry [MY REAL NAME], or there's gonna no more chances to recover from the trauma... The battle can suck it, I'll kick the bucket if I don't refocus my drive. It's not like I'll leave with a big W from anxiety or even a clap, criticals and multi-kills may pay out a primo price, but the announcer is so grubby and slick, I doubt he'll leave me a slice... Forget it, find the exit, you've gotta save your hide, you won't be a wreck once attached to your neck, you gotta stay alive," I sang. 🎵CHAPTER 9, I MADE IT OUT, BUT THE BATTLE HAS NOT YET BEEN WOOOOOOON!! 🎵I WANTED TO WIN, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, MY MOM AND DAD HAD CAUGHT ME RED-HANDEEEEEED!! I panicked, and I started thinking about the punishment, but then she hugged me..? Yep, as it turned out, one of the kids while I was driving away from the violator called the cops to take care of the freak and the cops told them that they were heroes for saving many future friends. They also wanted to contact our parents telling them about the news. The kid who called them told me. "Well, that explains a lot," I said. My mom was so happy with me, she got me AN EXTRA BOX OF NUGGIES. I decided to call the fight a draw cause I had business to attend to. *The End!*

[@gorgis.mp307]

not reading allat

[@That1pizaboiiscool]

Man wrote an whole assay💀

[@jamesjamesstonked7482]

imagine going to sleep to this and then awakened by the pipe at most replayed

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

clay pipe? bendy pipe? snow pipe? spiky pipe? edit: iron pipe? gold pipe? diamond pipe? (100% not taking this from Minecraft)

[@masterblaster642]

I love that the most replayed part is the original metal pipe.

[@ThatOneChild43]

0:12 goofy bounce noise

[@CZHddddd]

The metal pipe sound gave me back my brain cells

[@colten2524]

can you pin my comment in spite of the person that asked before

[@FeiniousSigma]

Ok

[@emac7050]

@@FeiniousSigma brilliant

[@Justacubelol]

Nobody wants to pin you

[@incognito_guy1]

@@Justacubelol and look at what happened

[@ThebigWB]

@@Justacubelol I do 😢

[@cool-dude-135]

Wow so relatable every second gave me nostalgia

[@ok-ky1ns]

The bamboo is the most accurate thing ive ever heard

[@relaxo2263]

Can you pin me in spite of the 2 people that asked before?

[@Justacubelol]

No

[@YYY676]

No

[@salemas5]

Best video for all your piping needs =)

[@hassandiamond2356]

‏‪0:30‬‏

[@0hubi]

Why are these sounds so relatable

[@Anonymous12095]

I'm fine with you using my video, just credit please?

[@pookycat101]

Your account crashes my youtube app 💀

[@mattswatgames4686]

It's not yours.

[@Anonymous12095]

@@mattswatgames4686 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pISuaIuPach1g6M I meant the plastic one, sorry for like, not being clear.

[@Anonymous12095]

@@pookycat101 lol

[@MoolsDog2005]

I can taste all of these.

[@SkibidiSigmaAUTTP]

𝐴𝑑𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑖𝑝𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑠

[@Muhluri]

0:30 when you drop a pencil in a quiet class

[@TaoMuonChichMeMay]

0:09 Galvanized square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@shadow.elixir.exe.]

You forgot bendy pipe - kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYLLoadraJh8gdU

[@FeiniousSigma]

Noooooooooooooooooooo how did I forget twice in a row

[@MikoDerp]

i like creators that heart all there comment even after posting

[@jahejq_short29]

0:00 carboard pipe 0:02 wall pipe 0:05 glass pipe 0:07 what 0:09 cube pipe 0:12 soft pipe 0:13 wood pipe 0:15 lego pipe 0:17 mario pipe 0:19 brick pipe 0:21 bamboo pipe 0:22 foil pipe 0:24 concrete pipe 0:26 acid pipe 0:30 metal pipe 0:33 small metal pipe 0:36 ice pipe 0:38 warp present pipe 0:40 jacket 0:41 pool pipe 0:43 ???

[@therealceliojunior]

me:*finally sleeps* alarm: 0:30 WAKE THE FREAK UP BOI!!!!!

[@BestBuddyFriend-t5y]

Metal pipe sound so good

[@lolex_xd1224]

my favorite sound was the metal pipe just perfect

[@CtarMag]

This is so relaxing

[@thelifeofshola]

*This made me sleep in 00000000000.1 seconds but then the metal pipe Made me scream.*

[@ThatGuyisBased]

0:30 S tier satisfaction 😤👌

[@Niqabi371]

0:30 was really satisfying had me sleeping for 100 years

[@Doom_Destined]

This is the evolution of pipes! From the most weak to strongest, also some extras!

[@AzamuP24]

Now we need the mp3 file

[@pixierabbit112]

The rubber one killed me omg

[@thetechboy-k2t]

I really like hearing the sounds of pipes falling on the floor, but the first one should’ve been the metal one.

[@marjoseph2311]

The metal part is satisfying

[@MrDiffxrent]

This is a certified Pipe moment

[@Iranoutofideasmakerlwhodey]

Lego wood and metal are my favorite.

[@doomepic]

bro really thought i wasnt gonna look at the timebar preview this time 💀