ALL THE TIMES I ALMOST DIED (ALMOST DIED XD)

[@AnomalyPapanomaly]

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[@AT-ug9jo]

fat

[@hollevi]

but me poor :(

[@duonglele3398]

Aaaaaa very nice;)))

[@Diego-hd5tj]

Give figure fat boy

[@greipen7317]

Anomaly & Papanomaly very nice (i am rich norweagian som im gonna cop ur figures)

[@uminorachel4631]

Damn it, all of the assasination failed, papa need to hire better people.

[@PANTHERA.]

"Fine, I'll do it myself"

[@fyre_x5055]

Yeah that bird was a jerk anyway

[@davidfelso1932]

And better snek

[@christopherstein2024]

@@davidfelso1932 "Why diid joo not kill him Mis-ter Snayk?"

[@grandmagertrude6358]

Moon Lake hire better long white balck boi

[@Roy_xp]

Anomaly: Sees dangerous af snake Also anomaly: oo long fish :D

[@shade7021]

Snek

[@yungtuber8175]

Fuck u, u spoiled for me. ):

[@Myvernuh]

oooh wat a long boii

[@Roy_xp]

@BackStaber but how are he do it

[@Myvernuh]

dont ask me i dono

[@cy099]

Title should be: Everytime papa was dissapointed his plan wasn't executed properly

[@theblazingtrail6282]

Man papa should have hired a better hitman

[@markobasic7411]

Hahahah

[@marcelinehvh]

@@theblazingtrail6282 a streatman

[@Schitzor]

@@marcelinehvh Not funny. Didn't laugh. Fuck you.

[@Sunssset]

@@Schitzor He didn't say its funny

[@melwinsvensson9282]

Already at the age of 3 Anomaly was choking on sausage lmao

[@z4rko292]

xD

[@laqu.]

You would know all about that, wouldn’t you, Pope?

[@UltimateGamerCC]

"like mother, like son." - Victor *Anomaly proceeds to chase Victor wearing only a bathrobe.*

[@cmcog]

@@UltimateGamerCC second lqter theyre layin on da floor (fuckin)

[@syndythelad6860]

He got a headstart.

[@ayythonkk]

bruh anomaly is pretty much a florida man, but swedish

[@dannylamb456]

Sweden Man: Florida Man's successor

[@gorgest167]

Yasser Hadian its called a swede

[@gorgest167]

Yasser Hadian its the same thing

[@LankTheThird]

Swedish man

[@dylanmyers4474]

I’m from Florida

[@tlhavx5287]

Plz don’t hurt papa he is 2 young to live trough this

[@AS-jf2mf]

Papa should make a video all the times he’s been abused

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

Some of them are on pornhub but it's the other type of abuse ._.

[@JM_E46]

Wait, all of these videos wasnt a compilation already? Oh fuck

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

@@JM_E46 gladly :) UWU

[@esqx0878]

The video is gonna be like 2 hours

[@AS-jf2mf]

Ye

[@NoFace-uy2bb]

Anomaly: almost dies 7 times Satan: this kid is a god

[@poopsandwich8344]

No Face ehe 24 years old

[@kasperi7421]

@@poopsandwich8344 still a kid

[@imethan4625]

@@kasperi7421 yeah, mentally

[@Nissan98frede]

Why is there no "i oppened karambit marblefade and got stroke "

[@Yes-hi2ke]

Or a heartattack

[@Alpina1997]

Video Title: "ALL THE TIMES I ALMOST DIED" 8:40: "Next up is a fun one"

[@SuicidalGrind]

And it's one where if the other engine died they would have plane crash

[@kregor1234]

Even if Anomaly dies, He'll yeet out of heaven.

[@ChataTheGamer]

Hell*

[@etlttc353]

And going to hell

[@thegoldencrowbar6439]

yeah, God will throw him out lol

[@akreates8100]

*hell is better, heaven is boring

[@akreates8100]

@@ChataTheGamer Nice album

[@valleyFITONY]

*anomaly punches glass with fist* Anomaly: Yeah I got a scar on my foot

[@jexuz_7980]

Valley529 SCAR PATTERN!!??

[@soratron]

I think that was a different story wen anomaly was leaning his feet on a window, then you know the rest

[@tofaa3668]

Lmao

[@thaumiel2013]

What can I trade you for those silver hearts?

[@valleyFITONY]

kuishiba Yeah if you give me a red heart I will give you a soul heart :-)

[@drownintea6317]

Anomaly: Sees hell of a dangerous snake --> Also Anomaly: *He has become the LONG BOY but how are he DO it??? Well maybe the snake CLICCED you...*

[@-aku2805]

he ARE THE wide BOI.

[@huzkytv]

9:14 *We JuSt GoT bOmBeD bY a BiRd*

[@osucessorguisonic8895]

What

[@Unheardhat]

Kiko YTBツ Air control was probably like: The w h a t ?

[@InkoPeako]

Dame he are the bomb. But how are he do it?

[@huzkytv]

@@InkoPeako He have become the bomb boy. But how are he do it??? 😂😂

[@crzypyromaniac6406]

Papa's failed assassination attempts.

[@playballhd4586]

*talking about times he almost died* Anomaly:"Next one is a funny one" 8:40 lol

[@DrSabot-A]

Haha death by bird so funny

[@lynn-chan6937]

Anolmaly already wanted to kill himself at the age of 3 xd

[@sainttim4962]

@@meme-uo5yu game over

[@ethanparkeryoutube]

@@meme-uo5yu bro tf same

[@wolfsyncc]

i tried to purposely fall on my face on concrete

[@gatiskazbukis4206]

Where is the story of you getting shot at by the Maltese Army?

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

He probaly got shot in the brain now just his clone

[@kansas813]

The fact that papanomaly remembered all this is proof that he is actually an amazing father.

[@wertu_1007]

9:43 Papa already done magic by just chugging a whole bottle of whisky

[@isthissomesortofmeme8932]

when you maxout your luck skill over intelligents

[@titan2859]

No wonder he gets so lucky with cases

[@alfa5468]

minion he made a deal with the devil

[@macvac5222]

@@alfa5468 this not funny

[@alfa5468]

@@macvac5222 don't care

[@macvac5222]

@@alfa5468 ok?

[@christianbustnes9212]

9:45 a drunk man trying to do magic to little kids, I dun know man that kinda weird.

[@edin567vfx9]

Bomber Harris I wonder who

[@badnewsbruner]

Sounds like my 6th birthday party.

[@Apaperwing]

it almost sounds like papanomaly is a bad hitman :S

[@justacouch6133]

paperwing a gay Swedish/polish batman will h liver cancer and an autistic robin

[@Drvzdowicz]

3:09 scar? More like *SCAR 20 GROTTO* Very nice, Yes

[@aleksandrwilford322]

Franciszek Drozdowicz scar pattern case hardened

[@shrey7387]

Coronagrotto scar on lung

[@2137xd]

Thanks

[@justacanadianguyeh7125]

Once, my dad also had some sort of blood infection, but the abnormal colour was black instead of red. My mom and dad realized this just before the infection reached the heart. Luckily, he survived and doing well now. He's gonna turn 50 this year.

[@Admirooo]

Anomaly: Has 10 near death expierences Also Anomaly: XDDDDDDDDD

[@martinpettai6085]

That's 9 d's

[@stor_max]

Lets go in cronologiacal order from i was a kid until i was still a kid

[@syynimaa9562]

@Isak Nilsson den mest svenska kommentaren xD

[@bigboyazrael]

Jag är från Finland

[@TWG6969]

@@bigboyazrael Nii oon minäki... MP mun kanavan nimi :DDD

[@bigboyazrael]

Tappakaa minut

[@aapelikananena9699]

hinttejä

[@bacteriacx2779]

When you get a very low grade in your exams: 7:16

[@nolol9]

Anomaly: i almost died Papanomaly: yes

[@wizardman79]

Death: its time to die anomaly anomaly: no

[@Nullllify]

@@mvschiline nice

[@m4ng070]

Papanomaly is legit just having bad flashbacks in the video. He looks so upset

[@restaspires5793]

I spend all of my skill points to self destruction.mp4

[@Maxax16]

Anomaly: Walks up a set of stairs Also anomaly: (ALMOST DIED XD)

[@neokzs1240]

4:30 my teacher when i forgot to do my homework

[@KoptiKxD]

i like the design choice of the video. Focusing on the greenscreen and not on you

[@bookeyxoxo]

artistic vision

[@MortyMortyMorty]

10:27 *Now I get it, your head was amputated that's why you wear a mask!* Ladies and gentlemen, we got'em!

[@cameronnefdt2830]

what😂

[@fuju7871]

That's not amputation that's decapitation

[@NK-mu3yk]

@@fuju7871 wOoOoOosH

[@fuju7871]

@@NK-mu3yk you literally have no clue what woooosh actually means

[@ivanov7867]

wha

[@genshi9976]

2:43 when ur uncle sneaks into ur room and turns off the lights

[@clitoresdestroyer2742]

Anomaly is like Fidel Castro but god instead of the CIA

[@samvillamor3876]

1:23 Anomaly: we're gonna talk about the times I almost died Papanomaly: Yes :D

[@michaelwrunde]

*4:54* "Papa be thinking it was 30% chanse of anomaly dying"

[@windex1613]

Instead of finishing my two hour painting this is what I'm watching

[@valleyFITONY]

Anomaly: I was eating a hot dog and began to choke, and that changes my life forever.

[@crosshare133]

Valley529 stop commenting you’re not funny

[@colddarkness1798]

1:13 Alabama sweet home 💕

[@montyg1150]

7:45 Yes, because you are atleast a size of 30 man

[@marcopolio6591]

Men*

[@shade7021]

2:43 When you find little kid in dark forest alone night

[@squirrelwholikeshentaiiam6798]

The kid is prolly doin sum drugs out there

[@knorkstea606]

When is the “almost” going to turn into nothing?

[@nibby2185]

Fence

[@virtual212]

Gate

[@Sa-fv5oo]

Fence Post

[@trynottolaughextremechalle8537]

3 year old anomaly chokes on hot dog. Now anomaly everyday chokes on suasages

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

*SUCC*

[@bruhh5553]

Papanomaly: I knew i shouldve used a condom smh

[@chrissmith8128]

This is the most I’ve ever heard Popanomily speak. Good to know he is a normal high functioning alcoholic. Very nice.

[@doos6172]

The video was on youtube 6 mins after the announcement on steam wth youtube

[@benzinz_4821]

"How many times anomaly tried to kill himself"

[@niclas4192]

Anomaly tried to kill himself at the age of 5. Thats what I call *DEPRESSION*

[@Biface]

anomaly: Literally any sentence papa: Yes!

[@usualsusp3ctz]

anomaly: are you a pedophile papa: Yes!

[@JohnDoe-ul9fz]

No one: Litreally No one: ANOMALY:Almost Died XD

[@zayster8899]

ekss dia

[@martinsunnset7309]

Anomaly: goes to the mall Also Anomaly: Almost died xD

[@mariosdaskalakis2680]

Dude, I had the same experience 4 months ago. I was alone with my brother in the house and I was sitting on the floor searching for something that had fallen under a piece of furniture. Suddenly, the glass door that is (well... was) located next to that piece of furniture came to me lightning fast due to the air flow. 2 doors were opened on the opposite sides of the house and the air was menacingly strong that day. So the door came at me closing super fast and I instinctively put my hand to protect myself. At first, I heard a big boom and then all the glass falling to the ground. I looked at the floor and said to myself, "oh shit, what the hell have I done this time"? Due to the adrenaline, I didn't realise what had happened. The next moment, I remember looking at my hand and seeing blood dripping like a fucking river on a raining day. I quickly shout help and when my brother arrives, he was like, "oh shit, here we go again". In general, I have broken all my body parts, except my head, of course, at least twice. He quickly applies pressure to one of the two cuts that is located on my wrist, exactly above my wrist veins, with a towel, and I am doing the same with another white towel to the other, way deeper wound in my thumb. Blood just wouldn't stop. The whole time I was repeating to myself "I am gonna fucking die and I am only 15". Then, about a quarter of an hour later, my parents arrive and take me to the hospital. I was awake the whole surgery and was watching as the doctor sew me 11 times. Right now, all the stitches are gone but 2 scars are still there. By the way, the white towel I was applying pressure with to my thumb's deep cut, is now completely red to brownish. A towel 120cm×70cm is completely covered and has sucked in about a litre and a half that I lost that day.

[@samnejberger5546]

this comment is hella old but hope all is wel brother

[@mariosdaskalakis2680]

@@samnejberger5546 Fortunately, all is well brother. Thank you!

[@reaction9918]

r/thathappened

[@ilikeanarchy]

@@reaction9918 Things happen you moronic Redditor.

[@lazarlol1626]

anomaly: i almost died also him: i guess im unlucky

[@MartHommes]

Not only are you lucky with opening cases, you're also lucky in real life wtf

[@PeakingwithJoy859]

Papa’s Vocabulary: Yes! Yea! Hello! Beer!

[@kdteeeeeee]

you know exactly why the figures are 4 inches tall ;)

[@Nonkana]

This mans almost died every single year of his life

[@gabizimorray234]

Ez giveaway, ez youtooz, looks like great quality tho

[@Scrubje]

Not relevant to the video but Papa's english has gotten so good over the years its amazing! :D

[@HanLinkGamingShorts]

Anomaly everyday, wake up with suicide thoughts, so every day is (Almost Died XD)-

[@mixerlo]

Jesus, how many times did you travel as a kid?! :O

[@Max-ut5jf]

No one: Three year old Anomaly: I’m blue da ba de da ba daee

[@radiansinus8126]

Papanomalys face during all the stories... a lot of past sorrows coming up. But he's a cool dad, he cares.

[@marko7654]

I love Papanomaly's "Yes!" That he says all the time

[@Triad63]

If these are real my life is a lie and if there not this video was hilarious! 😂😂😂 XD

[@tiezzko]

Too many chances where anomaly could've died. Papanomaly must be utterly disappointed cause he survived

[@imstarlax]

Annomaly: and that’s one of the ways I almost died Papa Annomaly: Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@thered74pkmn]

You know that your video is 11 FREAKING MINUTES LONG and you are talking about all the times that you almost died..... This is insane man xD (Btw i'm french and i died when you said "Oh Merde")

[@persil3549]

I love you guys! I did all entries, wish me luck 😂👌🏻

[@n0izy849]

9:50 he sounds like hes from texas😂😂😂

[@enzoandrisano7218]

...how many missed opportunities

[@yskeety]

No one : Like really no one Not even my dead grandma Anomaly: So We ArE AcTuAlLy cOlLabOrTinG wItH YoUtOoZ *3 seconds later* Starts Gaysex with papanomaly

[@eribic650]

stop

[@eribic650]

@@mryomens perhaps you didnt get it or you tried making a joke but "no one" comments are the worst type of jokes it aint even that funny. maybe it used to be funny but now it has been overused to the point where it has reached the same level of cancer as leafyishere fans used to be

[@yskeety]

@@eribic650 if you think they are not funny then ignore it ;)

[@eribic650]

@@yskeety that's like saying "if you dont like humans then ignore them" its impossible

[@estebwolf57]

all theses years passing viewing anomaly's video talking in swedish, russian, talibanish, adolf hitlerish AND NOW HE SPEAK FRENCH THIS 'MERDE' SHOULD BE THE NUCLEAR ALARM OF FRANCE !

[@tharetsku]

7:08 a French boi came to check out Anomalys little snake ;D

[@benson8060]

Nobody: Anomaly: (GONE WRONG)

[@somesandman8328]

Creampied my sister! Mom almost caught us! Any other ideas?

[@nikitabelyaev2356]

@@somesandman8328 Wtf

[@hansalc3464]

Satan came to a point where he gave up on killing you.

[@fastzyrex6714]

4:37 Me: *SINGING* ITS A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS

[@JesseBusman1996]

When I was a child, I often went motor-boating. While under a dark low bridge, I suddenly saw a large fishhook hanging right next to my head. I stopped to check it out. Someone had tightly tied it to the bridge using strong fishing line so that it hung at eye height. If I had been 3 cm to the left while under the bridge, it would have hooked me in the eye, and while my boat continued forward it would have dragged me off the back. I would have hung from the hook in my eye socket, and probably died very slowly and painfully.

[@danika5012]

1:50 it's not the first time Anomaly chocking on a hot dog :-) nice👍

[@MarkyPaligs]

I can't think of a joke that might get Anomaly and Papanomaly's attention but hey, im gey

[@robdeniro9437]

thats pretty good

[@cristianortizhenderson5517]

Ah hah hah

[@RestInRaxys]

No anomaly ,D

[@FatMonkeySexMonkey]

Maybe we have homosex now yes?

[@cristianortizhenderson5517]

God damnit you already know this shit is getting pinned

[@Diego-hd5tj]

Upside down choking? Sound like 69

[@digbyfire5446]

The times I almost died Me before the video starts: DIABETES!

[@lortto22]

Anomaly: I want to tell you all the times I almost died Papanomaly: saying "yes with happiness in he's voice"

[@venctoth0245]

Well now we know that you aren't only lucky with gambling, but with your life too :D

[@AverageLord]

This guy is rich he went to nice countries

[@Antunes762]

You have one really interesting life.

[@fhozza1105]

When i was three one time i choked on a ”piggelin” and my dad also had to hold me upside down and shake me.

[@jessiewp]

People : Dyeing is sad and not nice Anomaly : I ALMOST DIED XDXDXDXDXD

[@ismisikfull]

9:30 papanomaly is the alcoholic badlanda chugs

[@brownsnigel3500]

Can i make the Anomaly figure into a voodo doll??

[@lukaseklund6956]

YES!!

[@Poldur]

"next one is a fun one" "i almost died"

[@Dom-HSK]

So before the video starts, I almost died XD

[@xdmanxd8937]

the snake can kill 3 men. anomaly is the equivilent of 10

[@kevinkirk2672]

Papa must be a baller all these holidays as a kid . I love papa he is awesome !!!

[@emilkurkivuori4414]

No one: Papanomaly: Yes

[@Sshapedsteakbone]

Yes