WE ALMOST GOT SHOT BY THE MALTA MILITARY (ALMOST DIED XD)

[@dizzygames1019]

Malta military: *sees random sailing boat in the water* Malta military: ***enemy spotted***

[@FrToby]

DizzyGames 101 god thats a bad joke

[@dizzygames1019]

@@FrToby bold of you to assume that I can make good jokes

[@juntingiee2602]

Malta army: lemme commit a war crime

@@FrToby It's a good joke but you don't got a sense of humor at all...

[@damien7576]

@ no its a bad joke

[@TBP-Pirates]

*mosquito passes by* *Anomaly on ptsd*:"iM uNdEr FiRe*

[@Goldieczech]

Lmao XDDDD i legit started rofling

[@koshrai7080]

Best thing I heard today

[@94Warv]

hahahahahaha

[@chytruseczek]

made my day XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@liutaurascijunskis9539]

Xd

[@eilzar1217]

Stream sniping in real life

[@voyaqe]

@@nipahhhhh no

[@barnabassalacz5347]

Streamer sniping

[@Farnciss]

When ninja sees anomaly get stream sniping Ninja: pweh 😅

[@denniscuesta7009]

*THERE HE IS*

[@laszlokiss279]

@@barnabassalacz5347 ijjj hogy itt magyarok is vannak?

[@perplexus1015]

“Linda was on the boat” ... “Everyone on the boat was like 40 or 50 and lost their hearing in Vietnam”

[@ayitsalex2893]

I was just gonna comment that

[@banezulu]

she is 47, anomaly is 57 his dad is 54

[@above6386]

стегните пертле im fucking dyinglmao

[@skrattandeankan6951]

what?

[@krono6606]

bruh right as I was reading this, I got to that part of the video

[@Deductive]

Anomaly: Being shot at was the closest thing to dying I've encountered. Diabetes: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@vExoY24]

Lol

[@vallesgraphics1558]

9,999 Subscribers With No Content 💀

[@fuzeelive3612]

Should I be worried? I actually have diabetes :X

[@Kakul_Saydon]

@@fuzeelive3612 just be sure you always look after your self and take your medicine :)

[@robinnikula4277]

XD

[@shmormg5412]

Anomaly: * on a sailing boat* Malta Police : I'm bouta end this mans whole career

[@nxlvi]

More like " im bouta end this mans whole life

[@Memu_]

That isn't even funny

[@dinofriends1783]

@@Memu_ stfu

[@dinofriends1783]

@@Memu_ bitch

[@CalixSoriano]

@@dinofriends1783 is not even funny all of his subscribers will be shocked if he dies

[@jacobforss8325]

The coverup would be "He hit the stankyleg too hard"

[@Martin-id5hd]

Anomaly: i want to die Military: ok Anomaly: proceeds to tryna survive

[@Lietuvishka_slowed]

Why is this so true?

[@Shazzile]

if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send the hair to anomaly fanmail :)

[@NikoArc42]

@@Shazzile No god please No

[@ET-dn2ik]

He said he wants to sit in his room all day, play games everyday and wants to die when is 35 years old in one video xD

[@Martin-id5hd]

@@MostlyLost u good bro?

[@oisinkyne1469]

Anomaly: *hears wizz* Anomaly: “Abandon ship!!!” Boat trainer: *Fails Anomaly’s test*

[@Lullan23]

The entire incident was planned ahead by the sailing instructor to see if he would pass the most important test as a captain; Going down with the ship

[@barbarisas]

No one: Malta military: "Finnish peasant spotted" RATTATATATATT

[@windjaydoubleu3867]

Malta military : let us finish him

[@j.p494]

@@windjaydoubleu3867 Simo Häyhä : Fak off!

[@memesrdreamz3121]

they sweedish

[@oldtrash108]

Memes R Dreamz he's half finnish

[@guyoffensive4876]

A starving finnish peasant xddd

[@axe9748]

The Maltan milatary probly tried to kill anomaly because of his beautifule ski mask

[@burger116]

Maltese*

[@filipfilipovic1045]

@@mihaipagu2838 lol

[@leafre]

Probably thought he was a somali pirate

[@sendii69]

I'm ur 800th liker and I'm proud lol

[@ratstarr]

Its Maltese* btw.

[@thedashingcube9080]

Malta military see anomaly: So anyway, I started blasting.

[@R4de]

Moving targets are great tbh

[@InkoPeako]

_and I took that personally_

[@moreboo]

Anomaly: PAPA! Papanomaly: yes? A: I've been shot! P: Yes

[@TheBeefyPigman]

K I M O C H I Thats fuckin perfect

[@kuoseis]

Next video: I was thrown out of Malta and now I'm moving back to Sweden

[@ragnar6525]

(ALMOST DIED XD)

[@funkyscott8274]

( GONE WRONG!!!1!111!)

[@noevalop5088]

(WE GOT VISA BANNED XD)

[@112fail]

@@noevalop5088 (GONE SEXUAL, IN THE HOOD, GOT MOLESTED)

[@Uncouth]

He could have attacked the Maltese military first and still be welcome home to Sweden for a free appartment

[@moryyy.]

7:35 is no one gonna talk about how american anomaly sounds

[@Rakusa1337]

@@crestraizn what about 9:18?

[@pixel_meltdown]

0:09 ‘the title is not clickabait’ Streetman: *IT’S NOT* HELLA CONFUSED

[@hafts2299]

not

[@pixel_meltdown]

not

[@zerozero_73]

not

[@mcchicken4483]

nut

[@yosifbaiee6902]

sneksta am desperate inside with the devil in I

[@linusx1x]

Every other youtuber: i almost died omg!!! Anomaly: i almost died XDDDD

[@kiwiwizard215]

The thing is as well, when they put omg at the end it's always fake. But when anomaly puts XDDDDD in the title it's actually legit.

[@pi840]

He ain't afraid of dying

[@skimpppp]

@@pi840 anomaly was paid by the military

[@skaxkun]

Etika: ...

[@raccoon344]

Lajnos The Tiger - no one: etika: ☠️👻

[@minimeatball253]

how close to hear a “jizz”, very close, really close.

[@ImZhald]

XDD

[@1caaru5]

Wasn't close enough if you are still here _JK Anomaly love you_

[@russangaming8726]

wtf snow is it really you

[@alexanderhallam2669]

more like JFK

[@bubble0]

@@alexanderhallam2669 My exact thought hahahaha

[@erikperon]

Ge doesn't want it

[@ancientbeast4856]

dude can you get the fuck out you comment on every anomalys vids

[@spearofdestinyfanboy]

You almost died but hey you got some quality content now :)

[@josef4953]

Worth it

[@ViceMightBeTaken]

anomaly: *sails boat* Maltese military: *SWEDEN GAY SPOTTED*

[@austn.j]

"im doing the stanky leg and im almost dying" - Anermoly 2k19

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

That prof pic looks like it came from hell.

[@mogsierra5515]

Soldiers: *fire rounds towards the boat* Anomaly: *D-DAY FLASHBACKS*

[@ptbjm8289]

Girls: I was almost killed (story time) Anomaly: I almost got my brains blown out XDDD

[@orangecat9559]

Wow so funny

[@ptbjm8289]

6 years ago you have an anime profile picture so any insult you say means nothing to anyone

[@orangecat9559]

@@ptbjm8289 how tf am I insulting you

[@ptbjm8289]

6 years ago you said wow so funny in a sarcastic way

[@orangecat9559]

@@ptbjm8289 Ok. I just can't believe words from a person who uses xDDDD unironically

[@ronaldjakewatsons9252]

Papa is not talking much cause of 1 thing *BEER IS ABSENT*

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

Or, I guess you could say... *IT'S ABSINTHE*

[@freakiestsum78]

@@ZaniteKnuckles no

[@ChaBoiNeil]

depression that his son is still alive

[@DrJuiceMan]

The beer will make him recall the event, he has no recollection of anything while sober

[@zrATT_]

he got caught with fake hitman 47 cuz he missed xd

[@rocketman4101]

i got a better scope now. Next time i will hit. Sorry papa

[@foreign1066]

You could have changed your name to Hitman 😂😂

[@valeryrus]

*Hitman “Kill my son”

[@zaidakbaralmuharram2984]

@@valeryrus *Hitman (Kill my son)

[@robojumadecreier8668]

Clickbait KZbinrs: *I ALMOST DIED OMG* Anomaly : I almost died XD

[@cityismyengland6384]

Morgz sees this video *SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE MILITARY (ALMOST DIED)*

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

morgz is the type of "i need to copy to live" youtuber

[@arc1_228]

Agree

[@Exenicis]

Probably putting 18 ads in the video too

[@joebidengaming191]

Don't forget the face - - o o O

[@takyontiger1147]

why don't we make mass report on morgz?

[@tumeonfire7293]

Military sees a boat OPEN FIRE *Laughs in military*

[@denniscuesta7009]

TumeOnFire *Cries in braille*

[@fuzeelive3612]

5:28 literally laughed my ass of XD

[@gabadaba0893]

8:08 "How close are you if you hear a jizz?" He's probably doing it in your ear...

[@deadshotlegacy854]

*Papa fails the assassination* Mission failed, we'll get'em next time.

[@titanashinsuke1901]

haha

[@kamilhintzke7065]

6:23 Video: you have him named hitman! KZbin captions: you have him named tractor seat man! I died xD

[@TheSwiftDJ105]

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Anomaly makes a “whizz” sound

[@MedicBagMaster]

I'd be blasted.

[@okayegg546]

Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot by the malteese military

[@ondrejklaban5614]

Take a shot every time Anomaly gets shot. YEEET

[@cIIII91r]

@@okayegg546 The malteser military

[@jajataroy4636]

Anomaly’s videos are great on their own, but Streetman’s editing and comments make these videos a masterpiece*. masterpiss*

[@hyaziinth]

'Almost got shot by Malta Military' Yeah, as if they wouldn't shoot a person wearing a ski mask.

[@molw9954]

@@Ruby_cs1 then why'd you say it?

[@loafofbanana9986]

Bullet: passes by Anomaly: OoH ShIt !! Im gOiNg To DiE !! "start to imitate Michael Jackson"

[@kalnoa8452]

Anomaly: *runs inside yells* HE HE

[@HEADSHOTPROLOL]

Imitate Michael? So rape some kids? *queue seinfeld theme*

[@stefanmarinov2864]

You forgot the XD

[@jajataroy4636]

Anomaly: I’m like a swat, papa. SWATnomaly: mY KNEE

[@dacian2856]

mit keneee

[@Mehoyboi]

thats actually nuts. glad everyone is okay jeez.

[@eldinjusic8233]

I like how papanomaly is just sitting there and doesn't care for anything

[@AlexValorant]

5:09 Anomaly: *hears gun shots directed at him * *tHaTs So CoOl*

[@salamapukki7245]

Anomaly saw the muzzle flashes and water splashing, when he heard the shots coming at him he actually got scared and took cover.

[@shigehito5855]

when you are in an 1v5 against guys with aks and you went eco

[@peikko5539]

Next video trying to plant the bomb to military base with papa ;)

[@miguelfajardo8356]

Nobody: Anomaly: *black woman impersonation* LMAO

[@Rexsai]

0:33 I see that water mark on the bottom right... All I can say is Nice

[@the0master405]

Anomaly : We gonna do some fun things :Streetman 0:37 right corner

[@gmonty2095]

Anomaly: On the boat: papa's friend his girlfriend, papa, boat instructor and Linda. Everyone is above 50. Linda: Am i a joke to you?

[@knightsepehr8660]

i noticd that he didn't mention her or maybe she is over 40 ......

[@gmonty2095]

@@knightsepehr8660 she is around 25 hallo? He said that she was on the boat

[@knightsepehr8660]

@@gmonty2095 #plastic_surgery xd

[@fizzco3373]

On Pajesz He said 40 to 50 and above.

[@gmonty2095]

@@fizzco3373 she is still around 25

[@devvratbani5209]

Anomaly:- names linda in the boat passengers Also anomaly:- everyone on boat was over 40.

[@benmengala20]

"Almost got shot by Malta Military" *plot twist* He was chased by kids with BB Guns

[@drunkronii]

Gang gang

[@stefanmauhart6318]

lame

[@NikoArc42]

What do you think the military is made up of

[@acai9130]

Those must be loud ass bb guns

[@easybre]

Anomaly: sees heavy armed guys, Remembers that he passed a knive in a case. Anomaly : LoOk At Me Im A tErRoIsT, kIlL mE.

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Xd lol

[@gabbypalang]

>tfw when it coulda been a talon full blue ch

[@MartHommes]

Anomaly hears the wizz sound Anomaly: *C O N F U S E D S C R E A M I N G*

[@vern4l11]

me: *chilling in school* sounds behing the class doors: 11:22

[@ImZhald]

7:46

[@yumaa8290]

You probably wore your Balaclava that's why my guy Jk love you Bro

[@M0ggea]

Big gey

[@drainscholar2562]

god englands

[@sethchambers2422]

Wore**

[@yumaa8290]

@@sethchambers2422 ya mad big boi

[@yumaa8290]

@@larsfnbr ja wahrscheinlich du hier

[@daneware25]

this was the funniest video i saw yet on all anomaly channels

[@lecno1721]

I can't imagine how I'd react if I heard that Anomaly just straight up got one tapped. Jokes aside, I'm glad that you're alive.

[@elooouan]

Nobody: Papanomaly: *yEs i KnOW You mIssED*

[@idktbh9877]

Malta military: *shoots at anomaly* Anomaly: *survives* Malta military: Mision failed we`ll get him next time!

[@TheJonTendo]

*All You had to do was to follow the thamn boat military!*

[@rockybushes]

dumbass

[@ZveTV]

"I don't know anything about real guns" -anomaly 2k19 also anomaly: hides gun on desk during stream

[@leos8944]

@@Luigi-yp9sl r/WoOsH

[@jn4364]

Anomaly getting shot at: this is just like the simulations *pulls out deagle* *one taps Malta military*

[@legomanas4702]

Hello gais, its ya boi anomaly awaiting court trial

[@MathewZ788]

Imagine the the captain of the squad going: ah I didn't know we had a bonus firing target huh? FIRE AT THE BOAT SQUAD. And now he is hella pissed that you're the only target they missed that day

[@jurgen7411]

He tried to play Counter Strike RL version Morgz sees video SuRvIvInG 24 HoUrS iN mIlItArY bAsE

[@lynn-chan6937]

You can't kill Anomaly, his thiccness would absorb the bullets - fat Swedish Iron Man confirmed

[@clitoresdestroyer2742]

He is finnish peasant not fat swedish Iron Man

[@georgitodorov7662]

*swedish soldier dies while doing the stankele*

[@theverminator8048]

Deadly Russian stankyleg*

[@floyare8426]

@@theverminator8048 stankele

[@Brother_Nihilus]

9:37 Downed Twitch trying to escape interogation by Caveira

[@Takkion]

That's beautiful.

[@catmode]

))))))))))))))

[@SprayPeCastor]

Finnish peasant gets shot by Malta military XD

[@ET-dn2ik]

XD rekt

[@tactiromclips]

WOW first KZbinr to talk about Malta and maby comes from Malta 🇲🇹 holy shi- Btw I am from Malta 🇲🇹 and I really like it that we have a (AMERICAN) Maltese KZbinr around here :) keep the good work going 👍

[@Aragroeg]

papa hired hitman to assassinate me! (ALMOST DIED XD) (COPS CALLED) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[@kevve1414]

Kevin. (GONE SEXUAL)

[@danir657]

(GONE WRONG)

[@Aboodi2k]

chill bruh you dont know what we somalian pirates hear

[@bigwillyhaver1975]

INSANE BOI 😂😂😂

[@laurenpickles287]

Teacher : why haven’t you brought your homework Me: 9:18

[@Sherufff]

I don't get it

[@laurenpickles287]

FlixsCZ He’s explaining why he didn’t bring his homework and this is his story

[@adrianbeli3076]

FlixsCZ its actually funny when he says to demonstrate

[@benfreedman2102]

Lauren Pickles this deserves more likes 😂

[@chill816]

KZbinrs: I ALMOST DIED!!!!!! Anomaly : ALMOST DIED XD Me: "XD" X fuken D Such an Anomaly EDIT: 4:21 "it doesn't seem to be marked either" Me: it's a military base why would they mark it Anomaly: YES

[@tatchapolsrimanut9460]

Ikr the fuckin Xd got me too

[@chill816]

@GraceFellOver "ok" (just play one punch man saying it)

[@chill816]

@@tatchapolsrimanut9460 pretty much

[@chill816]

@@alto5893 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@chill816]

@@policemanfuck9991 no what?

[@rightfulfuture4]

Anomaly has D-Day flashbacks and nearly commits suicide

[@moldybread6720]

Anomaly has a D-DAY flashback *Hears German voices* History: Am i a Joke to you?

[@frosthyde6683]

There was probably German yelling on the beach. What’s your point?

[@Brekitdec2007]

@@frosthyde6683 the Germans were on the top

[@anonanonson5996]

Vietnam veteran talking about his near death experience (1972, Colorized)

[@sethchambers2422]

Vietnamese veteran**

[@shapezcsgo]

LMAO I WAS IN MALTA AND I SWEAR I LIVED EXACTLY IN THIS AREA THERE WERE SIGNS SAYING "WARNING MILITARY AREA DO NOT ENTER" EVERYWHERE LOOOOOOOL

[@MathiasKirk]

shapez:) phantomlord v2

[@flipy516]

for a wizz the bullet would have to be pretty close to you since the cracking of the bullet (super sonic) is generally louder, if its a wizz from far the bullet is traveling toward you at a slower rate, if its a crack the bullet passed by you going faster than the speed if sound creating that crack noise you would hear (super sonic)

[@Showowa]

Doctor: can you tell me what you heard or saw? Anomaly: whhhhzzzz

[@rockybushes]

person texting: what happened? anomaly: we were in our boat and i heard a whhhhzzzz

[@ChronosTrickMaster]

Nobody: Anomaly and papa: **We AlMoSt DiEd**

[@iihsot9212]

XD

[@chill816]

Don't forget the XD

[@salamapukki7245]

And a million other youtubers.

[@skimpppp]

eks-dee

[@loganjoseph5730]

I love the Almost Died XD part of the title. Really expresses the seriousness of what happened lol

[@shusankdahal9480]

Papa: And if you hear jizz? Me, an intellectual: Ask Mama! **Yeet**

[@am0re2000]

Poor anomaly he stormed the beachs of Normandia Press F to pay respect.

[@filip4333]

7:40 the best moment 😂😂😂😂

[@zomz474]

Normal Family: "We almost got kicked out of a hotel!" Anomaly's family: WE ALMOST ROBBED A BANK. (Got rich XD)

[@tbab0905]

Next Video From papanomaly Anomaly got killed because he told Military secrets

[@gaddy555]

8:08 short answer too damn close

[@Ty-yh8gw]

10:39 He That Bitc* Yeeeeeeeet instantly. Died to that sentence right there

[@Majin-gw8nc]

Wait Malta has a military , lol u anomaly are so funny boy 😂😂

[@salamapukki7245]

Yes, Malta has their own armed forces

[@theguywhodoesassettoedits4513]

Wow that was hard xd

[@Juuseppi]

@@salamapukki7245 wosh

[@yixaiamv3340]

@@Juuseppi r/Woosh

[@asittingpigeon1726]

Me:"so I've been clickbait by the title" Anomaly:"Well yes, but actually no

[@misimaromemes5172]

*Gunshots* Anomaly : tHatS sO cOOL

[@Unknown-Chef]

11:22 Brave American soldier putting up a last stand against the Vietnamese troops (1969 colorized)

[@communism3687]

Unknown **north Vietnamese**

[@AlexThirlwall]

papa looks so much better. well done anomaly

[@LifeBoxGaming]

I think anomaly needs to chill and take a long ass rest and stop playing csgo. I'm really worried anermly you've been playing too much *you're starting to hear da boolet*

[@pubipubipu]

My man anomaly got 4 stars and almost got capped like jah

[@johnpitogyro676]

AHHAAHAAA

[@jawatdennjonge9893]

9:28 This killed me xD

[@slaxy4941]

(news )the malta military almost kill a player on real life role play

[@simplequinox]

Papanomly, you could of told me to ring at a different time damn it. Now he knows.

[@florky_01]

the only youtuber that doesn't clickbait

[@Moddanator4]

Anomaly at the boat AAHAHAHA Pappa att the boat praying for the soldier to hit anomaly

[@short7066]

"We started hearing bangs." Me: Only 3 minutes? Nah, did it feel good tho'?

[@paasopaaso]

Maltan milltary: Shoots at a boat in his boat Anomaly: G E R M A N S

[@aleppogameingreal]

Maltese*

[@giannisfidanas4054]

Next episode: We almost got radiation poisoning in Chernobyl(GONE WRONG)!

[@slattvillainy]

Papanomaly had a Rad Away in his Arse for emergancy so they survived

[@jacobforss8325]

(GONE SEXUAL WITH PAPA)