Life Partnership vs Marriage | SquADD Cast Versus | Ep 30 I All Def

[@Kashiroymaru]

I love CP and Meg’s horrified expressions when Pat said he didn’t know the dog.

[@sharonmwrites3021]

That whole segment had me in tears laughing

[@GodofFinesse]

I started dying when he said that😂

[@ExotiKZBoy17]

Meg's was low-key creepy.

[@kmayfield1987]

@@sharonmwrites3021 me too

[@annabelleruz]

illit

[@missmarionlewis]

The visual of CP picking that girl up and hitting people with her legs has me weak 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Channyb89]

Scorpio Bradley 😂😂😂😂

[@MizzTDawg07]

The way Kev speaks about his wife...WE LOVE TO SEE IT!! #BlackLove

[@BrotherMalMusic]

Oh you _fine_ fine 😭

[@hectorrosado3919]

Meg lowkey started training her roast game after KEV said she’s not funny. She got pictures of the squad up on a cork board in the basement

[@njaugu6374]

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@chelsearenee838]

That's such a Meg way to Roast 🤣. So analytical. The visual is hilarious

[@Brittal009]

As she should! 😂😂😂

[@niqueybangz]

Lmaoo makes sense 🤣🤣

[@danjohnson9709]

🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teedae9558]

Meg trying to get most improved player. Her jokes been hitting lately 😭

[@ilubyou13]

‘Most improved player’ took me out not gonna lie 😂😭

[@thatblackkkid8471]

No cap need a Hulu show

[@FloydBagsby]

Like fr Meg has really came up

[@88soulfultone]

Facts

[@timbanks5378]

On god

[@BeyondMila]

Y'all look at Pat when he opened the door for that dog 😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 dog just let himself in and pat jumped back like ok LMFAO 💀💀💀

[@A.Simone]

Scary ass 😂😂

[@qjmad]

Pat asked about how to break up girl fights because of his new roommates lol 😆 🤣😂

[@Bryaniskey]

Frfr I was thinking that same thing 🤣😂👍🏾

[@qjmad]

@@Bryaniskey pat trying to get some hits in 🤣

[@t-rex1634]

Lmao!!!! Exactly!!!

[@earliecoffield9742]

When Pat told the the dog “I don’t know you” I almost died🤣🤣🤣

[@ilubyou13]

Meg making fun of Tahir and then saying ‘Aww’ when the others continued even though she started it is LITERALLY me. She’s my spirit animal 😭

[@ArshealWashington]

That’s like punching somebody then watching that person get stomped out and feeling bad 😂terrible

[@nophilter]

@@ArshealWashington 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dnizzle227]

A not funny spirit animal

[@3lack500]

I don’t like how tahir says “getting packed out” lol just don’t sit right right 😂😂

[@brehussar5016]

Trav Wilson at what time? 🤣🤣 I missed that part !

[@TrynawalkwithGod]

He does sound like an old school dude but it's funny to hear

[@deb1920]

Henri Hussar He literally said it 52 times. Lol. Since you weren’t uncomfortable like the rest of us, I can see how you missed it though. Lol.

[@alhairston1988]

Do boy passed his clueless-ness to Pat. Pat always be surprised, confused and perplexed over simple stuff smh lol

[@BrotherMalMusic]

It was always there, it’s just more noticeable now Bc Doboy is gone and he was so over the top with it, we wouldn’t notice Pat was the same way.

[@nadirveli]

@@BrotherMalMusic where is do boy is he completely gone from add

[@manuhameed5470]

nadir makaveli 1 year break for mental reasons

[@mycupsrunnethover]

Pat is young so it’s expected/ok for him not to know some stuff, but Do is 40something lol

[@PinkFlysHi]

mycupsrunnethover ain’t Pat like 27 or sumn? He don’t be knowing simple siiiimple stuff 😂 but we love it, I’ve learned from some of his clueless moments 😂

[@tsuyayaka1]

That “stop buying bras” comment from Meg took me out! That was hilarious.

[@Bellavista26]

Same i don't be like DYING out loud laughing like that but she had me weak af 😂💀

[@JordanBotello]

MEG SCOOP is TOO COLD with the roasting ability these days! She’s on a new level. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alwaysprogressing]

That salt gun shit had me screaming

[@kenishalperkins]

Yea Meg does not play 😂😂

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

She’s trying to hurt feelings with her roasting 😂

[@CeceTvCeceTv]

She had to step up her roasting skills I'm proud of her, she's on a roll.

[@JordanBotello]

Grow Green oh SAME that’s what made me pause and come comment 🤣🤣😭💀

[@crystalnjoku9054]

Patricks reaction to the dog coming in his house has me rolling.

[@abm2067]

I’m convinced whatever Yall do will be a hit. I was 50/50 about this Zoom thing at first but I can’t stop watching it lol Black Blasphemy is my fav

[@Derson71]

Wording is hard is my JAM

[@melbel10333]

Black Blasphemy is a hit

[@daking901]

Zooming with the homies is incredible too

[@BrotherMalMusic]

I take this over everything else named

[@Thelovablekobebryant]

working wild with Tony Baker is my fav

[@bpundt1094]

“Why are these women Bluetooth” -CP

[@suspiria9678]

Lmaooo

[@PickJ]

😂😂😂😂

[@cam9943]

Yall should've done ENTANGLEMENTS vs RELATIONSHIPS 💀

[@EspeciallyFree]

Lol Will said that an entanglement was a relationship though 🥴

[@AllDayFinesse]

SheSoSpecial sure did! Corrected her expeditiously😂

[@arriibacon531]

LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂 big facts

[@tigerhoods7927]

😂😂

[@imayhaveadhd]

Pat aint got his retwist in this. This must be from early last week

[@kingcrucial]

This mightve been the best episode yet. I love when yall have cp on the show man. The chemistry when he's on the show is crazy

[@roxr.9047]

facts

[@shelbymartin502]

YES!! I NEED HIM ON EVERY SHOW

[@teedubb71]

Why does Pat have random roommates and dogs living in his house? LMAO!

[@Lobos00]

$$$$$ he’s smart

[@heyzeuscreestow9394]

He's homeless

[@nubiangoddess296]

Hey Zeus Cree Stow 🤣🤣

[@tabithadicks4501]

Because he's Pat😂

[@IAmJustR]

Pat like, Im gonna buy a house and not even live there. I'll rent out the rooms so they can pay the mortgage. But i reserve the right to show up and record my shows, smoke a jay, and take a nap periodically 😂

[@charicherryred]

4:45 - Meg salt joke 11:05 - Pat doesn't know the dogs 13:05 - thotin around 14:00 - pat keeps moving 14:45 - pats hair jokes 15:55 - "punk" meaning 17:30 - pat & rando dog 23:10 - CP basketball story 26:00 - kev kids look mean ash 27:00 - "you talk too much" 28:15 - Tahir vs kev 29:05 - megs view 32:00 - "put some makeup on" 33:55 - CP dad fights story 38:50 - pat eating childs food 40:55 - "bra shopping" 41:40 - kev givin meg props 46:20 - "graffiti n-word" 58:40 - craft deal 1:04:40 - "Bluetooth women" 1:05:00 - polygamy talk 1:06:00 - meg view 1:07:10 - kev view 1:10:30 - memorizing sexual pleasure 1:12:36 - "megs a tyrant" 1:18:00 - CP deltas 1:25:00 - ugly shoulders 1:30:15 - "they ask you that?" 1:32:00 - CP basketball story part 2 1:34:30 - "I said the same thing" 1:35:30 - CPs take 1:37:25 - Tahir take 1:38:10 - CP making fun of tahir 1:39:15 - megs take 1:42:30 - kevs take

[@guidinglight444]

You the truth

[@peapool5120]

Yo cp basketball story is fucking hilarious

[@oki-il6oq]

Thanks

[@ellissmith23]

Tahir getting all the jokes that doboy would get 😂

[@CPnumber1]

FACTS

[@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek]

E Smith yea it’s annoying honestly

[@restinpeacekobe987]

@@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek tahir burner account

[@lisaclark2767]

@@restinpeacekobe987 Kev's burner account

[@ralo390]

Meg acting like she not in a life partnership 😂🤣😂 been engaged for 10yrs

[@mrexecutive]

Married now

[@9svn]

Pat said "He at the gun range with headphones on shooting at brisket" 😂😂😂 they slept on that one

[@spendmoneykwam]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@charityspov]

Wow CP talking about marriage almost made me cry. That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard him say lol.

[@nikkijohnson5249]

Life Partnership is exactly how CP explained. Y'all together but don't wanna get married.

[@kmayfield1987]

Agreed

[@jonwill586]

Yeah Kevin was loud and wrong

[@kelechi321]

The entire Tahir rant about "Meg" having multiple husbands at 1:12:41 is absolute GOLD!

[@blakelip3]

Whoever decides to get married in the comments please be PICKY make sure they’re the right one. Marry for commitment and not the wedding

[@lisamitchell2501]

Uh, my opinion people don't get married for commitment just for show and they're miserable!!! Sleeping in separate bedrooms but put on the act when they leave the house!!

[@Taniesha_S]

I don't even want a wedding not even a diamond ring.

[@aaronwright8405]

King David (A man after God's own heart), Solomon (The wisest man) and others had multiple wives in the Bible.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Some marry for love and equate marriage as the symbol or whatever to show society their “love” The problem is when the wedding is for show, the size of the diamond is for show and etc.

[@solitairedoll]

Aaron Wright not the way to do things modern-day. Most men can’t even handle ONE woman.

[@Pinkie582]

I love when you guys go off topic and sit back and think "how did we get here?" Those are the best conversations!

[@brehussar5016]

How does Pat not know who the dog is?! 😂😂 why would he allow it in his house

[@sinjinn797]

Henri Hussar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelsantiagosays]

His cousin in his roommate so it’s gotta be the cuz bringing the girls and dogs in 🤣

[@mancube7645]

@@BrianPacini I don't understand. What's racist about the pic?🤷🏽‍♀️.Why?

[@GetHers979]

The dog looked at Pat weird like dude i called before i came over here👀😀

[@reddsmoke904]

@@mancube7645 attention seeking.

[@CaliTxAz4850]

Being single can strengthen you but to be married to a partner who is for you can elevate you to levels you couldn't imagine. I love how my husband pushed and challenge me and when he tells me how I changed his life and how much I have been a benefit, it's the best feeling and love I could explain. Yeah, being single you can do whatever you want, but being with someone who has your means you can gain so much more than alone.

[@LamarKing215]

Pat got 2 new female roommates and got his ‘Locs braided and done up; the story is all unfolding now

[@naturalelation1631]

😂😂😂

[@sinjinn797]

u right. damn

[@fidelbecomingcastrojones7841]

His dreads got out of an entanglement and into a hairstyle 😪

[@AnissaMichelle615]

🧐🤨🤔

[@NanthaleCollins]

Where the lie here.

[@Michael_Brownley]

I LOVE when they go off topic. Wayyyy better convo then the regular debate. Yall personalities make my entire day fam!

[@sully17]

I think we can all agree that Meg got the Most Improved Roaster award👌🏾

[@j.l.a.7496]

Make CP a permanent cast number. Love his energy and opinions.

[@truthtorpedo4068]

No.

[@mrexecutive]

Your wish came true

[@mrexecutive]

@@truthtorpedo4068tf you mean no? He already a regular now

[@bossblacka1951]

WHO ELSE THOUGHT PATS NEW HAIR WAS GONNA MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE IN THIS VIDEO (WAITING PATIENTLY) LOL ✊🏾💪🏾

[@aaronwatson3569]

Facts!!! I was waiting for it. Lol

[@SilverSkywalker]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@babyboikash1028]

I think this was recorded before that

[@PumpkinPie1985]

No lie I got so used to the messy bun, it’s weird the see his scalp. Lol I love it tho

[@misshisokapaints109]

@@babyboikash1028 no it wasn't they even talked about it ahahah

[@mavydavisjr]

The way Kev described Melissa, really made me tear up. That was so funny and beautiful.

[@paig3harris510]

No one: Kev-"Hey Tom..." 😩😩😭😭😭

[@willhammondjr]

Best line of of the show, "Why are all these women "blue-toothed"?" LOLOL!!!

[@dellayassine]

Too bad Pat recorded thus before getting his hair braided. They would've lit him up!

[@Tobiasphere]

And they're going to be dusty again before the next recording smh

[@elizahhoward3923]

I’m waiting on the first braid squad episode I know they’re going to go off on that new doo

[@eri_nique]

Kev: Does she miss you when you be out thotin around? Pat: Mmhm--wait what? 13:08 😂😂😂

[@e.i.8081]

Ive rewatched that part so many times

[@DLeeGriff]

Pat be runnin a halfway house. Meg be know as Madame Shoulders out on the streets.

[@restinpeacekobe987]

Madame shoulders 😂

[@mikaylawilliams5913]

Cause she carry the streets on her shoulders fam 😭😂

[@gustavobastida150]

@@mikaylawilliams5913 😂😂💀💀💀yooo this comment hit

[@89mok1]

🤣🤣

[@Yachel25]

CP low key got a Master’s in something. He dropping gems on here.

[@liteeyes1882]

Pat is a nomad, he just be roaming from place to place!!!!

[@two-bitmatthews7213]

Shoutout to the guy who had been saying “getting yo ass beat in front of your kids vs your wife” I never thought they actually pick the topic! 🤣

[@BrittBabe90]

Cp funny af 😂😂😂 also it was refreshing to hear these black men speak so positively about marriage and speak so lovingly about their queen’s. We need more of that! 👏🏾😃

[@ceanti]

The part of this episode that I'm stuck on is Pat and this dog. Pat very clearly jumped when he opened the door and then this dog came in...then Pat says he doesn't know the dog....I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@tiffnyrhodius3006]

Tahir's definition of life partnership is what we call common law relationship where I'm from.

[@Bryaniskey]

Straight up facts 💯

[@azariazulu]

Yeah common law relationship and life partnership are both synonyms to me. I think they are the same thing but if they are monogamous, very different to open marriages

[@Bookauru]

Y'all hear Maverick said "yah too" in the beginning 😭😭😭😭 He's so precious

[@ItzBroken1]

Bro could yall just make CP permanent on this podcast he is way too funny 😂😂😂

[@waltercolvinjr.8627]

CP Funny as shit. YO to the NUPES!!! 👌🏾

[@SilverSkywalker]

You got your wish! Lol

[@Cinnamon.girl__]

*Pat lets dog in his room* 11:11 “I do not...know....who that dog is” that took me out for some damn reason 😂😂

[@jlavelle24]

I wanna see everybody comment on his touched up dreads.

[@Nuckabuc]

I said something about them on black blasphemy

[@IAmJustR]

so did i. i feel like theyve agreed not to go in heavy because we're too thirsty for it 🤣🤣

[@cupcakejonez7923]

James Lavel Drea Sherrise loves them locs baby !😂

[@amaranyoko]

WHO EDITED KEV'S BODY ON THE FIRST VERSUS I AM CRYING

[@brithevirgo]

I’m screaming at the topless kev pic 😭😭😭

[@Blksmth.Music11]

Topic: Mac & Cheese vs. Loaded Mash SQUADD: These grapes.. Lmao

[@jaronhaynes3763]

Brian Pacini Spamming isn’t the way to get your point across

[@hughfuller8416]

I believe in wife and kids. I also believe in kids with a wife. No baby mommas for me. This is all a personal choice.

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

Agreed.

[@OhVelleYeah]

LMAOOO @ CP being able to hit us with the "that's funny....thats funny" with the head tilt and facial expressions while eating!

[@ninjaman815]

Hey guys, pray for Do 😔 I hope he’s still okay

[@JordanBotello]

Facts! I wish I knew what was goin on with him but I also don’t want to be nosey and not respect the man’s privacy.

[@ninjaman815]

Jordan Botello oh he relapsed. He did an Instagram live we saw him drinking some alcohol, he’s receiving help now

[@JordanBotello]

Elloinmornin J unfortunately relapse is part of the journey when you are an alcoholic. Praying for my guy. 🙏🏽

[@anniem.670]

Yeah he's been on my mind too, I hope all is well and he's doing good. I miss his crazy ass.

[@kaneshap.6146]

@@ninjaman815 when was the live?

[@percyjackson15]

Meg scoop has the most adorable baby I ever seen in my entire life just a shout out meg ♥️

[@akorn4668]

Currently looking at popcorn world about to spend to much money 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@MsKiwi0507]

SAME!!

[@missmauda]

What's the website?

[@jdubb007]

Yup.

[@popculturewatch8689]

@@missmauda you really can't just look up popcorn world?

[@blacksands6695]

Same here

[@beyancaguilme9247]

Did no one see how Pat got scared when he saw the dog?😂😂

[@joshuasmith4979]

Pats hair is a whole ENTANGLEMENT.

[@jaronhaynes3763]

Brian Pacini Stop spamming. No one knows who that is

[@naturalelation1631]

CP told us to imagine him without the ability to have a smart come back... 😐THAT would be sad... You have a point, CP. You definitely have a point.😂

[@kevo8083]

Dang it KevOnStage I guess I have to wait for Here’s The Thing for the new hair 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@darrickfranklin7096]

Wait, he actually got it?

[@kevo8083]

Darrick Franklin lol that what he said

[@vibes8924]

And pat

[@myschyveus]

1 hr 4 min in is some real "who you are" vs "what you are" psychology. We get so wrapped up in the society we've constructed, we don't put enough thought into how we've evolved as animals and how that evolution affects our behavior.

[@JordanBotello]

These Monday SquADDcasts are the ONLY way to start the week! 🔥🔥🔥

[@SilverSkywalker]

100% facts!!!

[@loryntaylor1970]

9:00-12:00 KILLED ME before the show could even start. Between Pat hearing a knock and a random dog walking in, Tahir trying to swallow a chip whole and then the full ass story of the random dog y’all could have ended the episode and I would have been fulfilled.

[@Holaitsjas]

Lmaooo

[@banks4777]

The fact that Pat dont know the dog thats in his house. Smh

[@MS_A_Renee]

I love this line up. I’ve grown to love CP overtime. I just have to turn my tv down when he’s on lol I feel like Pat had some tea to spill during the last topic but he kept getting interrupted.

[@Tod-sc4lm]

Off top, Good morning and God bless family. I’ve noticed an influx of positive comments the past couple of years and I’m going to be that one today lol. With all of my heart and spirit,you stay safe and God protected in all of your Life including your loved ones for eternity.✊🏿🙏🏿

[@simplysarell1720]

Amen

[@ICGodInU]

🧡🧡

[@Sailormars327]

@17:53 Dog to Pat: You got dust in your eye, let me blow it out.

[@OaklandMind]

😹👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Here’s the acknowledgment your comment deserves 2 years later!

[@Sailormars327]

@@OaklandMind 😂😂 omg just re-watched and needed this laugh today

[@NishantChettri]

Quantrell be bringing all kinda dogs in here 🤣🤣

[@MegaShinobi2011]

The fact that this entire video came up when i searched "Pat Cloud random dog" is hilarious 😂. I was only expecting a clip to come up

[@vee7398]

32:43 the slow rise of kev's hand to his ear took me out 🤣

[@Lobos00]

CP gives me young Bernie Mac vibes. Def a special talent

[@katherinesmith9683]

Sometimes I question if Pat is really a human. So many things he has no knowledge of. 😂😂😂

[@karinwall999]

It's unreal the things he doesn't know about.

[@aaronwright8405]

I love the rewatchabilty of these Squadd Cast.

[@jordaro2004]

Pat, Kev, AND CP!!! This is the real Big 3

[@clarissa182]

I thought life partnership was basically just dating forever, like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn...right?

[@missshannonsunshine]

Marriage all day every day.I’d never waste my time like that.

[@jaydell4039]

Jamar Roby Marriage is just a contract that says hey if we don’t work out u can have most of my shit. Marriage is damn near a financial sham. People just looking for financial stability and not for love.

[@koelael2660]

Marriage is a waste of money and time.

[@justsomename-ct1mb]

@Scorpio Bradley shut up

[@justsomename-ct1mb]

@Scorpio Bradley goood now shut up

[@bonitapandora]

Jamar Roby preach.

[@sheriffj7324]

lol @ 9:20, the way the dog came into Pat's room like "this my room bro..."

[@tarenpineset9278]

I keep expecting to see Pat's fresh twist and each time I dont I feel like I imagined it

[@mos.hijinks]

When somebody has a good joke I always rewind to look at everybody’s individual reactions in each square....I be bored y’all

[@yordanos2739]

That's me all the time

[@ashleyjackson7769]

me tooooo 🤣

[@Kinobambino]

Saaaame haha, when pat said I don't know that dog I looked at everybody's reaction

[@cupcakejonez7923]

Me 2 !☺️

[@reddsmoke904]

Kev and Pat be the best squares lol

[@Malik7-]

“He did a drive by at the porkchops “ 💀😫

[@shardayb]

Pat is def squatting. 😂

[@shegot2kidsdee627]

Pat 😂😂😂 his life is so interesting lol

[@tamerilee]

The marriage convo at the end warmed my heart, thank y’all 🤍🤍

[@simeonehambrick8470]

Pat describing how he doesn't know the dog lmao

[@amaranyoko]

yo pat and that dog have me laughing dry rn 😭

[@teedubb71]

YO! Meg been on FIRE these past two months!

[@ldyung]

The act out of CP saying Tahir was reading a post-card from his wife from the side of the camera was HILARIOUS JESUS CHRIST 🗣️😂🤣😭 I had to come back 3 years later just to find this. Just added to a long list of things ima show my kids

[@thebossgolfs]

They are killing my wallet first the bug a salt now the popcorn.

[@kione6250]

Meg lowkey becoming the funniest one I’m literally looking forward to seeing her roast Tahir and kev all week.

[@micahsworld7217]

I’ll never forget I went to my friends house played with his pet cat all night I went home my dog took one sniff and looked at me so funny 😂❤️

[@mytaviasamuels544]

Y’all are literally like siblings 😂😂

[@RomaroBrandon]

1. It's worst to be beaten up in front of your kids because they look up to you. 2. Mac and Cheese is a better side dish because it goes with any side. 3. Life partnership/not married is better because it's easier and less time consuming to walk away from.

[@kevinspencer6055]

You get so use to CP roasting and spazzing he has knowledge his mind is just different

[@roseglitter6786]

CP was great, hope to see him more.

[@EvolvingMama_]

S/O to Khleo for that blasphemous box Mac brand deal 👏🏾😂🔥

[@jahleilah6688]

surprised no one talked about the security that comes with marriage. like knowing you can legally make life or death decisions for someone you love

[@theravenmaven9997]

I was wondering why pat jumped when he saw the dog 🤣