Knuck If You Buck vs Wipe Me Down | SquADD Cast Versus | Ep 35 | All Def

[@JuiceManOJ]

Meg has been real reckless lately. Y'all created a monster.

[@tigerhoods7927]

Facts

[@MsKiwi0507]

WORD!

[@splouffy]

His name is Maverick thank you. And he'll be 18 before Meg gets married.

[@PunofHarts]

I love it

[@artofmajic]

Meg was killing it today 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahufford43]

When Patrick tells a joke, yes they be funny but the way he laughs at his own jokes always has me dying! He doesn’t care if it’s truly funny or not, he goes off laughing and it’s contagious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jendee5566]

He had a good joke for Megan about cooking flapjacks on the street but of course Kev interrupted it.

[@KeyfurHazze]

@@jendee5566 And the Olive Garden one too.

[@MrSurfer432]

Jen Dee kev don’t know when to shut up. I wanted to hear that joke 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@makalaadams4]

i am so glad i'm not the only one who notices that 😂

[@sarahufford43]

ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BT I been noticing for awhile now but with this video I couldn’t help but make a comment

[@thek1dwonder840]

Tahir at 39:24 "You will not disrespect lasagna Me: You tell him Garfield

[@Nihilstorm]

this cracked me up 😂😭. couldn't phrase it better.

[@glennjeffers8040]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@ohshucks7156]

Haha

[@Nuckabuc]

It's like you read my mind! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@cfields242013]

🤣🤣

[@ThisIsNotSuper]

You can't compare Wipe Me Down and Knuck If You Buck. They existed to serve two different purposes. Wipe Me Down was to get the party lit. Knuck If You Buck was to end the party.

[@ThisIsNotSuper]

Nicole Thomas that would be a way better versus tbh

[@marissawilson4644]

😂😂😂 facts!

[@95B5Boy]

I Agree With You. It Would've Been 🔥🔥🔥 For Them to Do Knuck If You Buck👊🏾 & Neva Scared 😤(Bone Crusher).

[@linaluv215]

🤣🤣🤣 Facts though! If I ever heard Knuck if you buck in the club, that would def be my que to peace out.

[@bubbajr19]

Facts!

[@u-knobreezy4035]

When Meg revealed the California raisin background after tahir asked what was behind her “Kevin!” 😂😂😂😂 damn twins 😂😂

[@CrowdSpectator24]

That was a strong comeback. 😁🤣 She got that.

[@matthewwalker491]

Her slow reveal made it even funnier 🤣

[@lattydatty1]

The straight face , lean and "Kevin" killed me😂🤣😂🤣 Meg been on fire with the comebacks lately.

[@oliviajones5720]

Bro the way she sat there until they asked 😂😂

[@deeluu7560]

I almost died, I'm still cracking up 😂😂😂

[@crlyyfry]

I love Megan, Pat, Tahir, and Kev relationship. They are legit siblings. Ahahha

[@KingSally92]

We’re just missing Do-Boy

[@iLL-EgO]

doboy and Tony baker and its complete

[@HoneyPot624]

They really are! I love it!

[@thorfinnoars1443]

I wish I had friends like that

[@laurethatemenu48]

@@KingSally92 I was gonna comment that. But he and kev fell out so..

[@Headkrakk]

Tahir had it hard man.... Every time he talks about the past it’s bad. He needs a hug

[@aaronkincade8835]

Man if he gets a chance to actually explain his full story from child hood to now it’s going to be beast of movie or book

[@TobyIsAWoman]

Hugs make him feel very uncomfortable. He doesn't do platonic physical contact. I just realized how invested I am in these people 😂😂😂

[@joshuaantoine1070]

Ntombi same 😂

[@Nihilstorm]

@@TobyIsAWoman same😭.

[@firstname8348]

Fr, he's my favorite. I'm rooting for him.

[@jrw_12]

Knuck If You Buck contains the spirit and aggression of our ancestors.

[@flyleelee5351]

👍🏾💯💯🔥

[@birdy1126]

Word!!!! I couldn't have said the shit better!! 💯

[@darkman9211]

I’m with it

[@Ceemoore3000]

The spirit of Ogun...

[@maybewise]

A better comparison would have definitely been Knuck if you Buck vs Ante Up

[@ForeverJazzi]

They should just do Zoomin with the SQUADD like how Tahir host Zoomin with the Homies. I look forward to their side conversations now more than the actual vs lol

[@travisharris5337]

I legit be forgetting the reason they here lol

[@melbel10333]

This is pretty much zoomin with the squadd. They talk about the topics for about a total of ten minutes max. Maybe 12 on a good day lol

[@katrinadavidson9270]

I was about to type THIS is zooming with the homies squadd

[@kdeem93]

They did a zooming with the homies squad reunion awhile back shit was funny af

[@natwolff11101996]

We legit pitch this idea every video & they act like they don’t see it lmao. Ain’t nobody coming to here for y’all topics!! We’re here for the sidebar convos.. stop ignoring our suggestions

[@SteveDeuce]

Wipe me down is for getting fly and turning up...but if you’re knucking and bucking then you ready to fight!

[@flyleelee5351]

Exaaaaactly...two different songs that shouldn't even be compared against each other

[@chantayk]

Lol. Right! I'm going out wanting a good time, not trying to fight. So wipe me down. 😁

[@franj8690]

Start the night off w "Wipe Me Down" add in "Watch My Shoes" then it turns into "Knuck if You Buck"!!!!

[@mikeweezy6288]

@@franj8690 lmao PERFECT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@juicymiss87]

Right like wipe me down on the way to the club and Knick if you buck when you get there😂😂

[@TysheenOrane]

Meg said "Shut up Khleo, You were in Holes". lmao

[@EliteKeyboardWarrior]

I didn't know it was really him!

[@kishonlove2102]

Digging up up holes!

[@melbel10333]

Lmao the way khleo and pat moved at 43:00 waiting for kev to say he got hit from the back is hilarious!

[@TotalPsylence]

Tahir has literally lived a 90’s black movie !! We need a movie about his life ASAP lol

[@muzikamor2923]

Living Freckless 😂😂😂

[@DonovanHaumpy]

Having a kid at 14??

[@ashleyzviitei]

Tahir needs a hug. That story about a 7 year old walking in on his stepdad doing the thing....we all felt that.

[@namizy-b6n]

He really do. He said he hates hugs though.

[@ashleyzviitei]

@@namizy-b6n True

[@restinpeacekobe987]

That's tuff he watch his mom getting piped right?

[@Tone__Wes]

I never saw that kind of disrespect over and over. That would really upset me. It's one thing to happen once but not time and time again.

[@dancemusikk]

Yeahhhhh and then the comment about when his stepfather wanted sex he would just take it. So his mom didn't control where they would have sex? The layers of trauma in that story is insane.

[@PinkFlysHi]

The best mornings are when SQUADD versus drops!

[@Hi_Tamera]

Ona J I agree!!!

[@respektmygamer]

Big facts 💪🏾

[@Jazzyyy32]

Yes☺

[@Chastidee]

Listen.

[@sheed3700]

The way Meg just silently put Kevin on her background.

[@v13cc99]

Saying water doesn’t go w your food is the fattest thing I’ve ever heard

[@DJSethieSeth22]

it dont. water is tastless its a pallet cleaner at best .I NEED FLAVOR

[@juniorrangel8340]

@@DJSethieSeth22 no you just fat jk but fr water is fine with food

[@DJSethieSeth22]

@@juniorrangel8340 you not wrong but nah I NEED FLAVOR. I can Drink water all day long but wen i eat i like to drink pop or juice or somthing thats not water. But we arnt even suppose to eat nd drink at the same time it makes u bloated

[@thorfinnoars1443]

@@DJSethieSeth22 it helps with digestion though yo mom just told u that so that you wouldn't get full from drinking water and finish eating the food first

[@DonovanHaumpy]

Drinking water until you're full before you eat is a weight loss practice. It works I lost 45 lbs in two weeks

[@glennjeffers8040]

41:27. Meg is right. Kev got no business tellin' people they got bland taste buds when he over here reppin' pumpkin pie and spaghetti-o's.

[@erikrunnel7165]

And plain strawberry pop tarts

[@RoddyRodbb]

@@erikrunnel7165 and raisin bran

[@restinpeacekobe987]

And unfrosted poptarts

[@Kuhmodo]

If Kev get covid he don't even have to worry about tasting he stopped doing that shit years ago lol

[@glennjeffers8040]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@AmberinaNava]

Meg is so pretty 🥺 & before a dummy says something about “it’s the makeup”, she’s been on the show without makeup before and still looks good

[@alwayslivinglife64]

I agree. And so are you 😊

[@dsmith6035]

She's beautiful

[@HomeVidEdd]

@@alwayslivinglife64 Let her know!👏🏾👏🏾😎

[@Carter83Aly]

I hollered when Meg asked Kevin why he didn't have his unit on. ..."girl I'm off that!" 😂😂

[@williamdonnel6674]

Meg really came back with a Califonria Raisin!! And it was so smooth😂😂

[@lays2cold224]

Most underrated joke on this video.... "Kleo it looks like you snorted a mustache "

[@artofmajic]

Nah it was when meg said “wouldn’t your face be cold in Alaska “ to kleo

[@reddsmoke904]

Pat said a better version on Great Taste. "Khleo snorted a line of Nair." 💀💀💀

[@akeshaminnifee2539]

I was already dying but Khleo yelling "THE KEGEL", has me crying

[@tameracarter13]

When did he say that?

[@akeshaminnifee2539]

@@tameracarter13 did you watch the video?

[@tameracarter13]

Kay Minnifee I did, I don’t remember what time did he said it?

[@lexsharp32]

Meg: Thats a blessing Pat: thats fraud lmao

[@Snazzzyjay]

Idk if this is a thing but kevin needs “its a whole thing” merch

[@alyssaarnold2625]

he do say dat a lot!🤣🤣

[@alanaterrel9914]

Yes

[@bnadira212]

I lost it when Pat started talking about condoms😂💀😂💀😂

[@davidlockwood254]

Meg ‘s pic look like she playing on BIG BROTHER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigwilly919]

Tahir reading things is literally the exact opposite of ASMR

[@LoveSierraAnastasia]

😂

[@liteeyes1882]

Meg acts like the sister always arguing with her brothers!!!! She always has to get the last word!!!

[@RKfMaster]

I wake up and drink coffee to this show every Monday. It's like my version of a morning show 😂

[@Mzdedeo]

I always forget what day it drops so its like a happy little surprise every Monday ☺️

[@erikrunnel7165]

It's better than most morning shows

[@anddsheshere__]

beatqueen1 no deadass!!! everytime im like ong a whole week passed and its tht time already?! 🤣

[@manamongstboyz8956]

beatqueen1 facts I be seeing a new episode and be like “oh shit it’s Monday”

[@AnotherDayKay]

To this day I’m STILL confused as to why Patrick isnt considered a comedian. The timing, the delivery. ALWAYS on point 😭

[@elijahstark3663]

Because he is a content creator who’s funny, his brand isn’t solely comedic things it’s just his humor intertwines

[@destinyelle7120]

He's funny with other people( socially) but comedians have to be funny by themselves

[@savagebeastlives]

I think because he doesn't do stand-up. He's a content creator/influencer who's funny

[@jaywally6322]

Wipe me down: get the party started Knuck if you buck: shut the party down

[@shontasy_co8472]

Yoooo...I fell out when Meg put up that pic of the Caifornia raisin for Kev!! Classic!!

[@lello2031]

They done turned meg into a savage lmao.

[@artofmajic]

She was killing today!

[@keshkesh.89]

43:02 the funniest part!!!! My co worked asked me "what are u watching?!" I was at my desk like 🗣🤣😂🗣🤣

[@Toyalee718]

When Meg moved out the way, I flatlined....😅😂🤣

[@deeluu7560]

I almost NEVER laugh out loud and I almost died cracking up 😂😂😂😂

[@TsunamiJMG]

Pat always want details like he don’t believe the story. “What theater was it?” 😂

[@seonaidkabiah418]

14:44 The way Meg said 'Kevin' 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@jakyraa4991]

I’ve had this same water conversation with my family. Lol I agree with Meg, Water goes with everything 😂

[@freashboy15]

Also its free at most places unless you get some fancy bottled water.

[@pericopinero1035]

Yo how did Khleo and Pat both hold their chins and grin at the same time?! The timing was hilarious 😂😂😂 42:59

[@AsSmallAsAGiant]

i SCREAMEEDDDDDDDDDD went pat started talking about that gripper pulling the condom off man

[@KCee984]

As a little kid I tried to run away with just some peanut butter crackers, my G.I Joe action figures and a cap gun lol

[@TSmith72110]

I love how Kleo uses the last time you ate baked mac n cheese as his argument against it but never asks the last time people ate boxed mac n cheese. Bc he knows the answer is 29 years ago. Boxed mac and cheese is trash.

[@natalyarones9138]

FOR REAL! I eat baked Mac at least once a month. I haven’t eaten that boxed shit in YEARS!!

[@RKfMaster]

The inventor of the gif file, Steve Wilhite, said it's pronounced "jif" not "gif" but unfortunately he is incorrect.

[@tiki2976]

RKfMaster 🤣🤣

[@reuben8648]

But he invented the term therefore he isn’t really “incorrect”.

[@yimyum2303]

@@reuben8648 r/woooosh

[@reuben8648]

@@yimyum2303 I guess I deserve that.

[@LaysiaPrincess]

My initial thoughts exactly lol. It makes me cringe to hear when people pronounce it like "gift" without the "t" lol

[@glennjeffers8040]

Melissa to Kev: "You bet not THINK about knuck if you buck."

[@noa360]

Tahir's life story is so sad. I hope he makes it extremely big so his life story can be fully shared

[@Utubeuser101]

Whats his life story

[@sully17]

Literally the only good thing about Monday’s

[@SS404]

The way Mav held his head when Khleo was offering that awful mac soup 😂😂 Who made Khleo that mac and cheese that cut his gums up left him traumatize?!

[@MzJames]

Knuck If You Buck has the same feeling now as it did back when the song released in 2004. The same feeling I get when Back That Azz up comes on lol.

[@nyalastaggger2793]

I’m so mad the comment section did not warn me about the stuck condom jokes 😂

[@gronen9585]

WHO here in 2024

[@ninjaman815]

Me

[@K12122]

👋🏾👋🏾

[@kofibaraka]

Me 😅

[@Sunshroom__]

Me! I watch the older podcasts when I need a comfort watch. The newer ones aren’t as good

[@anthonyevans9223]

I'm only here to say shut up meg

[@ItsRetro7]

I literally looked up that matrix scene and died laughing for about 3 mins straight lol 😂

[@MrKidCaliber]

I had to rewind it too many times at 43:05 cuz the way Kev looked at the camera after his brain started cuttin up. Mannnn i LOST it 😂

[@marissawilson4644]

All of the Greeks stroll to Wipe Me Down. Knuck If You Buck is like a Delta anthem.

[@RoshonFeganLuv3r]

They all stroll to Knuck If You Buck too lol. That’s when all the diss strolls happen

[@MayimDannielle]

Happy to see you overcome life's obstacles and adversities Tahir. If no one tells you, we are proud of you!

[@cr5cc]

"Shut Up" meg right off the back

[@mariot6531]

Knuck if you buck is wayyyyyy better. Princess’s verse is in top ten of all time. 😂😂😂. Yeah I said it

[@jr3kg3]

I know the whole verse til this day, I'm 35, lol

[@crimsonblad5]

Where's the lie tho? Lol

[@danl5797]

Seriously @add @squad dont ever compare trash to treasure KNUCK IF YOU BUCK IS A MOVEMENT NOT JUST A SONG

[@_airview3771]

Diamond verse is the reason I go there she had the best part u tripping "i come in the club shaking my dreads throwing them bows and bussing these heads"

[@joabphilosophy2138]

Kleo is a good guy because when Meg said "you were in Holes" a good adult joke came in my head 😆 probably came in his head too but he showed restraint #goodjob

[@RookReapa]

Meg: you were in holes Me: and your empty ring finger says yours must be trash.. (Eats mac and cheese silently)

[@EliteKeyboardWarrior]

How is that an insult lol

[@ScissorsRockinPaper]

‘Holes’ is a classic

[@LyricalLover3]

If Tahir is not in therapy already, he really needs to. There is a lot he needs to get off his chest and heal.

[@Petandbrushes]

I got unnecessarily knocked out during knuck if you buck. I’m traumatized by it but... I choose it over wipe me down

[@AutumnOceanSky]

😂

[@Toywins]

😂😂 I'm so sorry!!

[@jonathanjones7681]

But how lmao? 🤣 😂 💀 😆

[@khallsgotit]

When Pat said August Alsina had the snoopy house, and leaned back, I died laughing. That is the funniest thing I've heard in a minute. Phewwww

[@RoddyRodbb]

"I'm gonna be eating on this whole podcast." Tahir, you're always eating bruh

[@longview1987]

They started talking about Knuck if you Buck and somehow went to the size of Will Smith’s trailer lmao how

[@SchwagGamingandMusic]

I cannot watch yall fools while im at work! 😂😂😂😂 megs background had me 💀💀💀💀

[@dejahviews13]

I wish Megs jokes would hit more she be getting roasted and I feel bad I be saying “Meg say ...” lol 😂

[@artofmajic]

Meg did good this episode. They was hitting with that background pic of kev, her telling kleo his face would be cold in Alaska and her telling kev that he would buss his ass doing wheelys on bikes because his head would have him falling back. She was killing this episode! I’m proud of her. I wish she would do how Patrick and doboy used to have episodes of them just practicing roasting

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

I encourage everyone to go back and listen to Crime Mob's first album. That👏Whole👏First👏Album👏SLAPS🔥

[@Im-proving1]

Lhh that raisin looks like Teddy trying out for American idol

[@Dezember19th]

You wrong 😭

[@beebeetee2926]

💀 Don't do Teddy that way!

[@artofmajic]

See comments like this is probably why teddy don’t be coming consistently 🤣🤣🤣

[@AceOsa2434]

🤣🤣🤣

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

I love how Meg and Kev are shooting at each other

[@TheAncestors1738]

@Ball Cotton What is your issue? I'm seeing you all up and down the comments trying to gaslight people. Just keep it moving

[@TheAncestors1738]

@Ball Cotton Long? Are you dense, its 2 lines😂👉🚪

[@TheAncestors1738]

@Ball Cotton Lmao ew be quiet weirdo

[@artofmajic]

Kev has to tap out on this episode meg was to prepared 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thesportsfanatic2106]

This is off topic a bit, but tahir does NOT like meg AT ALL and it grows every episode lol

[@SS404]

S/o Playoff Meg that California Raisin had me weak 😭😭

[@ChristianJoyD]

I think that "unmarried" joke high key hurts Meg. Kev's mean streak is no joke.

[@sheed3700]

It's not a joke atp. It's just crossing a line. But you don't wanna be the person that ruins the vibe by saying "that's not funny, stop."

[@thesportsfanatic2106]

Sully what about megs constant fat jokes???

[@thesportsfanatic2106]

Sully and always calling em ugly?

[@sheed3700]

@@thesportsfanatic2106 yeah, those are cringey too lol. You tried it, sis. They all harp on each others appearance. But Meg grasps at straws when she's criticizing people's appearances in such a rude meant-to-be-funny way. Lol. But yeah, tried it.

[@karinwall999]

He definitely isn't the nice church boy he started out as. Glad for his evolution, but definitely has a mean streak.

[@bossblacka1951]

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK, HANDS DOWN

[@alwayslivinglife64]

Pat visual of August being on a snoopy house was very funny 🤣🤣

[@WM4ME]

I had a co-worker that lived for the last 7 years in a different city from her husband. They have been together for 26 years and they love it.

[@overseazbeez9545]

"The couple times I got hit from the ba-uhhhh" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@fernandg3248]

I agree with Patrick's statement on Knuck If You Buck, especially the intro. When the first five, 10 seconds of a song get you pumped up, no matter where you at oh, you know you got a Timeless classic hit

[@lawanhawkins2412]

Perfect way to start my morning! 👌🏾

[@Deepbarns]

When you realize that Tahir is Garfield 😂

[@kweefsweat5628]

Shoutout to hbcu culture for keeping these songs going 20 years later lol these are definitely black yard classics

[@roarkcurry3264]

Meg is right. Spaghetti-O's taste just like throw up😂 I've been saying it for years!

[@UnderstandingImani]

“shut up Khleo, you were in Holes” idk why that was so funny to me

[@kickrocks1ful]

Pat is a different kind of hilarious 😂

[@defjux760]

The fact the Patrick didn’t react when Kleo took a bite of that Mac and Cheese😂😂 he’s so unfazed at this point💀

[@Adam-gx3je]

Yooo... 😂😂😂... the “car wreck” segment @42:54... watch Khleo & Pat’s simultaneous reaction 😂😂😂

[@toobeaucoup5252]

In Arizona you can go to the a pool, river or lake so there’s tons of water sports. Sand dunes or open desert to ride dirt bikes, and quads and buggies. You can go to the Grand Canyon, explore caves and mountains. There’s more big cities so there’s more activities and nightlife. More concerts and festivals. Houses are cheap in Arizona. Gas prices are lower. Alaska just doesn’t offer as many activities and amenities. Nobody is trying to be cold AND bored..

[@karma0582]

Y'ALL need to do a show about the SHIT PAT doesn't know!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW PAT SURVIVED TO THIS BIG AGE!!!!

[@karinwall999]

I thought I was the only one thinking that.

[@ndagger8]

Melissa first time beating Kev was to Knuck if you Buck. Lol

[@JayHitEmUp._]

22:58 Kev had to come to a agreement to get beat by Melissa later on 😭

[@Senwot2000]

Tahir said “Wheel” Smith 😂😂😂

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

41:53 Why did Pat laugh like Eddy Murphy?😂

[@reddsmoke904]

I knew the first thing Meg was gonna say was "Shut Up" 😭😭😭

[@steveysteve1893]

Malissa: 😠that’s your cup in the sink? Kev: 😨the upstairs sink?

[@tamanscott3003]

Kev and Megan intro roast was Tyson vs Douglas. Kev came out with haymakers but Meg weathered the storm and KO’D my guy Lmfaoooo

[@jaynotty6349]

Meg what do u have behind you Meg: Kevin 😂😂😂😂😂 epic

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

Shaved Head versus Combover Hairline-Hiding Braids (this one is for you Pat)

[@crystalcurtis9606]

Kevs hit from the back story has me dying! C’mon son get it out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChoiceisyoursJZEL973]

Thank you God for letting me see another day all my LOVED ones and even my ENEMIES BLESS up yall 🙏🏽👌🏽

[@creolep6882]

“He ain’t even talking to HEEEEEEERRRRR!!!” 😂

[@lanebingo]

43:02 I’ve never seen kev mess up that madly

[@naturalelation1631]

"First of all..."-Megan comin in wit the Rosie the riveter vibes