Keon’s chill balances out CP’s wildness. In fact, this is the perfect rotation bc all their personalities balance each other out lol.
@secludedone44182 жыл бұрын
Not even 30 minutes in and I cried laughing at Pat coming in hot answering a question that wasn't asked and Keon checking all the way out on the booger convo! 😂
@TheBiggzBeatz2 жыл бұрын
CP OUT HERE TALKING WITH THE FRESH CUT VOICE
@MrSurfer4322 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! LMAOO
@brandonlee00712 жыл бұрын
Right Cp doing the spiceadams laugh for the next few weeks til it nap again lol
@bigfellamike19132 жыл бұрын
Meg took his old voice
@SweetTooth102 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 That man feeling himself.
@jibrilbuilder26682 жыл бұрын
🥴😂😂😂😂
@originalbrennan2 жыл бұрын
Keon face when he heard pat works out lol
@JaDedby882 жыл бұрын
I just went back to see that lmao
@codesent21252 жыл бұрын
Pat: "Hell naw" CP: "Cursing is the shit" Tahir: "Fk all that" Cursing is essential lol
@levarw2 жыл бұрын
14:06 - “The difference between creth and mackheads” 😂
@SW15H2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@OROgoldenpair12 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tom??" *presses finger to ear*
@sappfamtv2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnnybellojr32882 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even catch that 😂😂😂😂🤣
@JAYP.6165 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@koreiyashine222 жыл бұрын
I hope this show never ends ❤️❤️❤️😁😁😁...as a Nurse this starts my stressful ass week off right
@wajikhantv2 жыл бұрын
It’s literally the only good part of Monday mornings. Would be lost without that KZbin notification and thumbnail, always brings a smile to my face.
@koreiyashine222 жыл бұрын
@@wajikhantv sooooo true 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
@smilez_uneeke36552 жыл бұрын
Oh yes same!
@deboyd69372 жыл бұрын
As a teacher its the same low key
@MonkeyDLuffy-qi8cg2 жыл бұрын
My sentiment exactly I literally look forward to this every Monday
@shesofemme2 жыл бұрын
I love that face Pat makes when he's confused. Guaranteed at least once every episode
@GeneSypha2 жыл бұрын
Meg is so beautiful she’s glowing out here!
@A.j.Harris2 жыл бұрын
Curse words lowkey are almost like an emotion. You need them so to set the mood your in at that moment.
@shesofemme2 жыл бұрын
46:47 when Keon makes his whole self crack up.. 😭🤣 wow
@bstanton27482 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these every Monday! Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the randomnesses. I love that you can make side random conversations out of anything! 😂😂😂
@reinaldopessoa26032 жыл бұрын
My man Tahir said creth and mackheads!😂😂🤣
@missbeemarie16072 жыл бұрын
🎵there’s some clothes in this house🎵 CP be cracking me up 😂😂😂
@coach_hoodie_d20072 жыл бұрын
Issa bop
@bnadira2122 жыл бұрын
Ok! 🤣🤣🤣
@mommyhardy732 жыл бұрын
So they just gonna skip passed Tahir saying "Creth and Mackheads"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SW15H2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ndn6242 жыл бұрын
“Hey Tom”
@mommyhardy732 жыл бұрын
@@ndn624 right🤣
@spiritledpoetess3942 жыл бұрын
When? Time stamp please
@ElephantChatting2 жыл бұрын
🔥🤣🤣 this show will always make the beginning of the week so much better!!!! I appreciate CP taking over for Kev he’s so Gold!! 313 be out here!!!
@walteriiboykin64062 жыл бұрын
313 we out here! #MisterWalter
@jibrilbuilder26682 жыл бұрын
You already know
@PURPLE_ROSE.2 жыл бұрын
Evry time Tahir addresses & treats Meg like the family 4rm Family Guy, it cracks me up!😄
@TheeQarnain2 жыл бұрын
Keon's face when they started talking about pregnant crackheads. HAHAHA!!
@andrebelfon67382 жыл бұрын
I love the discussion on electricity vs indoor plumbing. This was my life for the first 11 years of my life. The climate would be the deciding factor for me.
@angelh63452 жыл бұрын
We went from crack to booger dealings to baby boy being trash lol I love it
@blank3522 жыл бұрын
Man that washington wizards bit 😂😂at the end literally had my stomach hurting lol laughed so hard. "I play for the wizard" 😂 1:01:37
@GeneBoogie2 жыл бұрын
That vanilla ice cream joke damn near took me out 😂 CP Man
@alphonsojr60142 жыл бұрын
Patrick not knowing things never gets old... lol
@PURPLE_ROSE.2 жыл бұрын
CP, tha hairstyle is🔥!
@ithomas52302 жыл бұрын
My Son pooped in me twice while in labor.. My mom and Husband was like "Your literally full of ish".. 😂
@Mrrsmtchll22 жыл бұрын
If you don't mind me asking. I was just thinking about this after Meg mentioned it. How do the doctors get the poop the baby left behind out of the birth canal? Did they just like shoot water up there or something?
@elless65352 жыл бұрын
@@Mrrsmtchll2 Meg's incorrect. A baby's poop in the womb ain't stuck to placenta. They may give the mom an antibiotic.
@ithomas52302 жыл бұрын
@@Mrrsmtchll2 My son pooped in the sack/placenta. When my water broke the tiny poop balls came out. Then when I had pushed some more came out. Once I had him all the way out a little more came out. They didn't give antibiotics because it had just happened. But did give my Son meds just incase, like oral and for his eyes.
@elless65352 жыл бұрын
@@ithomas5230 Same here... just gray-green water because the waste wasn't solidified. Placenta was still intact, nothing adheres that doesn't come off.
@LuckyLibra252 жыл бұрын
Loved CP in “Love Life”. He is so funny. Lol
@naturalscratcher94982 жыл бұрын
I love this show!!! It made Mondays OK ……usually Mondays are the worst but because of this show…. I love Mondays🥰🥰💜💜🙏🏾 thanks so much!
@statepr0perty2 жыл бұрын
Always gotta fast forward to see if Pat on here. #PatAlwaysLate
@you_can_call_me_T2 жыл бұрын
We see why Pat was late lol. His eyes tight af lol
@pr99992 жыл бұрын
this week’s cast reminds me of those peak covid episodes 😅
@MaryBieber72 жыл бұрын
Meg's hair is so cute today!
@iamorionis2 жыл бұрын
Meg saying placenta AFTER the pregnancy is just cheatin again. It’s right now. The question is asked now. Not after 9 months. 😂 come on now. She can’t keep getting away with ruining the questions. 😂😂😂
@angelh63452 жыл бұрын
Meg doing everything wholesome is hilarious lol Meh is so cute .
@brithevirgo2 жыл бұрын
Keenan reminds me of Oscar Proud 😂
@CiCiqueen302 жыл бұрын
That boog talk with my breakfast took me back 😂😂😂😂 I love y’all always and forever ♥️
@angelh63452 жыл бұрын
I was trying to eat oatmeal watching the booger segment lol 😂
@CiCiqueen302 жыл бұрын
@@angelh6345 ohhh nahhh 😂😂😂😂😂
@dMiraculousDevin2 жыл бұрын
That man Pat really be late EVERY time lmfao
@rashadd26152 жыл бұрын
Cp makes a great point. Life would be hilarious if curse words were like Baby Boy on BET
@TheKittyGalore2 жыл бұрын
I loooooove Oreo Ice cream so much, but could never give up cussing!
@D2_drama2 жыл бұрын
tahir always say shut up meg exactly when im thinking it lol
@honey_rae_amour2 жыл бұрын
Happy Monday SquADD! It's Monday, let's get this money today💰🤑 and I adore Patrick but I need for him to get his schedule and timeliness together ☁️🤣
@Mike-digest2 жыл бұрын
These are some great debates
@eastzoobridge2 жыл бұрын
This episode was hilarious! Made my monday so much better, thnx guys!
@danawilliams6012 жыл бұрын
Squad Cast is my favorite of all pod casts❤️
@RomaroBrandon2 жыл бұрын
$250,000 for all my possessions, I can go without ice cream for 12 years, home no water.
@royalbanner40192 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jameelahsayfuddin55912 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss CPs apart of the cast I like him as the Kevin replacement because he has a rapport with you guys and y’all actually hang out together so that’s dope
@originalbrennan2 жыл бұрын
44:04 Keon is hilarious lmao
@you_can_call_me_T2 жыл бұрын
I know what Meg is talking about. I didn't hear the original version of "Scarred" by Luke until a few years ago, and I couldn't believe how vulgar it was! Lol Back in the day, they actually made a clean version of songs like that, with an alternate set of lyrics (instead of sound effects or gaps where curse words are), so we didn't feel like we were missing anything.
they still do cardi b has clean version of her songs
@you_can_call_me_T2 жыл бұрын
@@ayomideayodele5378 that's awesome
@SuaveK072 жыл бұрын
If 12 at night is midnight, 12 in the day is mid-day
@ColorMeBad922 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from a crackhead will always be “I’m Not A CrackHead, I’m A ✨RockStar✨”
@koreiyashine222 жыл бұрын
Buying A bag of organic boogers is wild AF😂😂😂😂
@KingLex872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 The Washington Wizard is just Gilbert Arenas waving a gun at everyone on the other team
@bnadira2122 жыл бұрын
That whole booger convo was so disgusting 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit) that last topic had me divided because I’ve been in similar situations where we didn’t have running water and no electricity (not at the same time). I think would prefer running water but no electricity
@starzbang82672 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, same. Bc I'm outside most of the day an at night I cN use candles or my phone to light up what I need to see plus I'll be sleep anyway.
@msandrews872 жыл бұрын
Yaaayyy! Im so happy to see Keon back on here!
@msfisher75192 жыл бұрын
Idk if I can go the rest of my life without my SENTENCE ENHANCERS…. I’ll go 😂😂😂
@JoFlirt2 жыл бұрын
This episode is so hilarious on them trying to make reasoning around/ in spite of Meg annoying personality. 🤣
@royalbanner40192 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol
@Glitter.Is.Meta872 жыл бұрын
Pat: you play for the WIZARD 😂
@davidgotjokes55192 жыл бұрын
Meg finna come out with the“Holy Water Ice Cream”😭😭😭
@PURPLE_ROSE.2 жыл бұрын
"Buy ah bag of boogers" is'sa wiiild phrase to hear. I make sure 2listen 2dis podcast w/my earbuds bc I can't have ppl walkin by me & hear the wild ish y'all be sayn like: "buy ah bag of boogers 4rm China or Mexico" Ppl will think I'm weird af! Lol!😆
@LincolnlynxJ2 жыл бұрын
What in the world? English boy, speak like a normal damn human being.
@PURPLE_ROSE.2 жыл бұрын
@@LincolnlynxJ My sincerest apologies for spending 40 hours researching who you are & then sending my goons to track you down & force you, by gun point, to read & comment on my comment. You didn't deserve that. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me one day
@Wiltdastilt442 жыл бұрын
In todays world I’d take “no running” water. I can buy water at the store or find a neighbor to get water from.. if u feel up a bucket 🪣 with water u can flush a toilet lol. With all the KZbin, Hulu etc I need electricity 😂
@TheBiggzBeatz2 жыл бұрын
Megs Ice cream Flavors Murr, Vanirra and Locky Load🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kevinajcabey16552 жыл бұрын
Every week, I walk in expecting a early roast from meg!! God is good🙏🕊
@VictoriousMoe2 жыл бұрын
Y’all fell down a booger filled rabbit hole fasho at 23:18🤣🤣🤣
@JoFlirt2 жыл бұрын
I was up so early waiting on this upload to start the week right!
@ErykaNoBadu2 жыл бұрын
Pat asked if the baby eats the placenta through the pregnancy 😭😭 Pat please read a book or something 😭 he knows all the conspiracies but not the basic info😭 still love him tho
@alphonsojr60142 жыл бұрын
Yo im glad I wasn't the only one.. 😂
@starzbang82672 жыл бұрын
Pat honestly be pissing me off sometimes, like he cool with a very punchable face/attitude.
@tajmahaltv11822 жыл бұрын
“There’s some clothes in this house, dirty clothes in this house” had me dying lol
@chamgra2 жыл бұрын
I can tell when Meg be lying 😂 😂 😂
@iamorionis2 жыл бұрын
Spirit will have you paying for every little thing. Breathe a certain way and they’ll charge you for using extra oxygen. 😂
@DOMCORLENEtv2 жыл бұрын
Meg been pregnant for 84 months! Where is our niece damnit? 😩😂
@jennaharris60532 жыл бұрын
Now Monday can start 🥰
@dayvid0092 жыл бұрын
Yo biblical flavored ice cream tho 😂😂😂
@91Kellz2 жыл бұрын
"I want a honey roasted booger" LMAO 🤣
@RuthyWilo2 жыл бұрын
I need that song! THERE'S SOME CLOTHES IN THIS HOUSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kirkiedakingpin2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no shit in my heart. Y’all please encourage Pat to do stand up
@mindguide90932 жыл бұрын
Man!!!that Snitch head brotha got me😂😂😂😂
@djterro172 жыл бұрын
Meg is sooo gorgeous ❤️🥰
@JaDedby882 жыл бұрын
Meg's pregnancy hair tho 😍😍😍
@angeldixon95072 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie pat working out def threw me off too 😂😂
@JAYP.6165 ай бұрын
Creth and Mackheads is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hey Tom! Tahir took a chance with pronouncing all of these syllables yet had a tongue malfunction! We’ll see how he’ll fair throughout the rest of the episode after the tongue stroke! Back to you! 😂😂😂😂😂
@christophermedina6102 жыл бұрын
Homeless sex in a place? That's called a "Soup Kitchen" lmao
@KingLex872 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 I remember that from The Other Guys 😭😭😭 Dirty Mike and the boys messed up Will Farrell's car
@ThaKenMan2 жыл бұрын
Love Monday mornings cuz of these
@SayItAintDash2 жыл бұрын
POWER BOOK BOOGER IS HILARIOUS DOG
@shibbyreviewseverything2 жыл бұрын
Creth and Mack heads😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 how did nobody catch that #HeyTom
@Catfishsamich2 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at Keenan baker spelling
@alicemiriah2 жыл бұрын
30:54 💀 why was he looking at the camera like that 😂 he looks like a perfect mixture of Kev and Omar Gooding
@Vee2711 Жыл бұрын
Creth & Mack heads?!?! 14:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rickyrandle26992 жыл бұрын
no bs i was eatin a good ass blizzard from Dairy Queen and was too happy while I watched this, got to the second question and said "Damn that shit crazy, fuck both of these"
@Wisejewls372 жыл бұрын
I guess cp is a permanent cast member now damn u Kev
@hendawghen48882 жыл бұрын
Lmao raising rue from euphoria.....great day yall✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿💉
@desibaker4442 жыл бұрын
Good bless lol
@mikal23382 жыл бұрын
Meg is freaking beautiful!
@napsg87522 жыл бұрын
CP was right about noon. It was originally called Midday they afternoon was called evening
@johnnybellojr32882 жыл бұрын
We need Kevin. I know he’s busy but it’s time. We need to hear the roasts, the wheeze before he cracks up. Kevin, come home. We miss you. 😂
@braxtonanderson38702 жыл бұрын
Pat be on that CPT
@GeosFace2 жыл бұрын
This is a Nasty episode lol.
@roarkcurry32642 жыл бұрын
Meg came out the gate with guns blazing😂😂😂😂😂
@KandleGuii2 жыл бұрын
Meg Really Said “B-A-N”
@Deezy_Ankh2 жыл бұрын
They aint say noon! They said midday!! I gotchu CP!! They aint right. Never concede! Lmao
@MiLord_Zion2 жыл бұрын
My therapist just asked me this question last week
@nmoomoo2 жыл бұрын
you can have an outside tap and collect buckets from there. trust me, carrying buckets daily into the house is not easy