“Get used to me clearing my throat” dawg your 15 year legacy revolves around you clearing your throat
@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying Жыл бұрын
He IS the throat goat...
@jonnybrello4360 Жыл бұрын
Then the big swallow of his post nasal drip load.
@Muffinpurplegurk Жыл бұрын
Ever since the interview he's been straight up insane. Big ups tevin 🙏 ❤
@nickblue1606 Жыл бұрын
I legit think he's going through a midlife crisis 😅
@DB_315 Жыл бұрын
@@nickblue1606nothing is funnier than LTG shitting on the way he dresses and now he has all these “dress shirts”
@magnumopus8124 Жыл бұрын
What interview? Did I miss something major?
@Arch-Vile01 Жыл бұрын
@@magnumopus8124Bruh, the sidescrollers interview
@magnumopus8124 Жыл бұрын
@@Arch-Vile01 oh ok. That one was a while ago, so I was curious if he did another one. I was beginning to think our lil pig roach was actually growing up.
@insectoidinheritor896 Жыл бұрын
this 41 year old man acts like picking up groceries with a cold is like being 95 and dying of cancer trying to run a marathon
@FalcomNPC10 ай бұрын
Literally a child is stronger that this pigroach. 😂
@WinstonWolfe21 Жыл бұрын
Pigroach is unwatchable. Tevin the neutralizing force 🙏
@JordanWessel-wh4ur Жыл бұрын
Yessssir
@Nathan_Coley Жыл бұрын
Agreed 100%, the pigroach is unwatchable raw. He needs to be filtered through some detractor.
@sgttv8797 Жыл бұрын
, 😂😂 j
@DauthEldrvaria Жыл бұрын
Fr..
@Windy-sg8mi Жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine warching this with no commentary, actual multiple stories how he survived a mild cold and was slightly inconvenienced
@ohlawd6763 Жыл бұрын
"I was sick for 3 days which means I lost THOULSANDS of DAHLLERS!"
@thegameneededme5 Жыл бұрын
Chat’s stupid for suggesting he go out and take care of his wife, says the guy quarantining before even considering taking a covid test. He wants to hold onto the _potential_ that he has it as another victim card. Him having a reason to sit at home and order everyone around to take care of him is a dream come true for this dude.
@nurgle-j5n Жыл бұрын
he's battling a deadly pandemic dood!
@ironaikau8236 Жыл бұрын
the dumbest part is saying: "i'm sick, i might have covid, I'm quarantining" while complaining why the delivery guy didn't go inside his house with people that are quarantining because they might have covid.
@merlotpapi4930 Жыл бұрын
That's because it doesn't directly affect him. When it was the groceries (food), Fat Guy Philip needed his din so he somehow mustered up all of his strength to call the supermarket people about where his soup and shitty crackers that he was desperate to get were. But after he drunk all the Advil in his house, and now the night-mare herself allegedly needs it "so badly" (but don't bring her up on stream, she's not a part of my content guise) that he needed to go into full performative masculinity mode and grandstand on Amazon because they had an issue doing a 1 day delivery on a bottle of Advil. So now Amazon is "pussy" and they _need_ to rectify this (they didn't because why would they) because now he's inconvenienced, he lost 2 whole dollars on delivery for that medicine. The way he needed to act like he was "providing" for his wife by pressing two buttons on his phone and the fact that he cared more about the _appearance_ of being a man in front of her instead of doing the most sensible thing which is let her just go out and buy it _or perhaps buy the medicine when you were ordering your stupid groceries._ This guy is truly a fucking manchild Nancy, some newly discovered evolved form of soy. A refined, organic, free range, diet, low calorie, no sugar, trade-free, non-GMO soyboy.
@KhorralShankle-bv5sk Жыл бұрын
My boys bread melted and soup thawed out.
@hairamracc5370 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo 💀
@bapuyu Жыл бұрын
"what was your halloween costume going to be?" phill: "none of your business" ????????
@MrSilverio139 ай бұрын
I know this is four months old but keep in mind that Phil is extremely paranoid so he must thought it was a troll prying. Also keep in mind that if he bought it and doesn't say it,he can use it the next year for free
@MundaneDave Жыл бұрын
"Soup and bread" 36:50 "a giant palette!" Soup and bread, eh? This guy and his shopping addiction.
@Blackness101 Жыл бұрын
Its wild watching him whine about his life when he's literally dumped tens of thousands on a phone game
@P4p4Smurf Жыл бұрын
Makes 100k a yr sitting on his ass playing video games. Biggest pos ever
@dbjames9715 Жыл бұрын
Seriously couldnt watch him right now trying to milk this "sickness." Almighty, you made this watchable.
@michaelcarrig627 Жыл бұрын
He guesses that he has covid, doesn't take a test, hates on his audience, and then gaslights people as he asks for tips.
@NATEWRLD Жыл бұрын
36:04 “ I I NEED THAT GROCERY. I REALLY DO. I NEED THAT GROCERY. TO FIX MUH SICK!!!”
@weezamon Жыл бұрын
When you ever need to understand what it means to be bitch made, you listen to dsp rant about mundane every day tasks.
@MKULTRA_Victim_ Жыл бұрын
Seriously the bit about "heavy ass bags of groceries" kills me
@WinstonWolfe21 Жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@TheR999 Жыл бұрын
Bitchmade litmus test:if you listen to Phil and agree with his whining, you’re charmin soft.
@MountainDoooo Жыл бұрын
It’s a miracle!! The beg is back and better than ever 😎
@WhenPigsAttack1 Жыл бұрын
Ok, one of the detractor musicians needs to cover Elton John's "The Bitch is Back" as "The Beg is bACK" 😂
@Dj_Real_Eyes_Open Жыл бұрын
The begging is back with a vengeance... snort... mask off... middle finger hooves up... snort!
@lewizark680 Жыл бұрын
He expects people with real jobs to listen to a guy who plays video games for a living who won't go buy medicine cause he's sick wtf
@crushember3519 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how different Phil's life would be if he had just ONE friend he could call upon for help and advice?
@Sleeprocket1 Жыл бұрын
I dont wish it upon anyone to have to be Phils friend
@robert23456789 Жыл бұрын
He used to but he fucked it all up by been greedy
@GodaBoham Жыл бұрын
Imagine how different Phil’s life would be if he actually got beat up by Jaha and he learned the consequences for the stuff he lets come out of his mouth
@grilledcheese9845 Жыл бұрын
Idk why you think it'd be different considering he's burned every bridge with almost every person he's known irl. The only help he wants is money so giving advice is pissing in the wind.
@yurikendal4868 Жыл бұрын
DSP is too absurd to have someone like that
@Spudawg Жыл бұрын
I love the KZbin drops. Big ups Tervin!!!
@CaptainCanuck1975 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious how DarkSydeKaren gets mad at delivery people for being late and has to call the CEO of the delivery company to complain but can't even show up to his own streams on time.
@Enzo012 Жыл бұрын
Kat: 'Phil can you please go to to the shop and buy that medicine for me? The stuff you used for yourself, can I have some of that?' DSP: 'No it's Covid I have to self isolate.' Kat: 'You don't that's it's Covid you haven't had the test?' DSP: 'I'm just gonna assume it is. ' Kat: 'Phill please, it only 5 minutes. If it is Covid it must have been a week already!' DSP' 'Nah just wait for the Amazon delivery, quit complaining woman!'
@LostOneOmega Жыл бұрын
Daev has such a "Main Character Syndrome." He's the Chris Chan of Gaming I swear to Tevin
@MidTierVillain Жыл бұрын
Every stream feels exactly like an “all hands on deck” management meeting. 9.9/10 it’s a douche•nozzle like Phil, that lives to hear, and sniff, his own farts.. and, demands you praise him for the pleasure of getting a whiff; matter of fact, a tip would be appreciated. Phil is all the worst qualities of middle management attitude, and why nepotism always fails(unrelated, but relatable).
@BingChilling420_ Жыл бұрын
It’s streams like this that blow my mind. I can’t believe Phil is a real 41 year old person 😂😂
@IceCubeInMyIceTea Жыл бұрын
DSP must have been on the verge of divorce. All of sudden he's getting dressed for "work" hopefully she'll get him to get rid of the goofy goatee next.
@DAVFEARON Жыл бұрын
DSP diagnosed himself sick with covid LMAO omg
@nurgle-j5n Жыл бұрын
i wonder if he's jabbed
@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying Жыл бұрын
I love how he talks to his viewers about his tips, memberships and youtube income like hes the manager of a factory trying to motivate his workers to be more productive.
@582time Жыл бұрын
Theo also noticed he likes to buy the more expensive items. This is probably because in his mind he thinks the more expensive something is the better quality it is. What he doesn't realize is that when you buy the more expensive items your paying more for the brand new then the quality.
@thirdnostril9505 Жыл бұрын
grandpa phil has decorations behind him bought by his grandchildren to spruce up his retirement home room
@Adrian-lm1vi Жыл бұрын
The return of Tervin 🥚🥚🥚
@CapitalPSY Жыл бұрын
Rumblings of a divorce arc, DSP going completely off the rails in recent weeks, and Tevin actually uploading something to YT. We're so back! Got a feeling something big is gonna happen in the Dave-verse by the end of the year.
@anactualguy8257 Жыл бұрын
Tahxic troll anticipation!
@friedporchetta Жыл бұрын
Divorce arc when? 🤔
@helix6206 Жыл бұрын
Lets hope someone hACK his wwe champs ACKcount 🤞😂
@friedporchetta Жыл бұрын
@@1.3trilliondollarman stop cosplaying as OIC, it’s really embarrassing
@Grooviebones Жыл бұрын
1:16:25 He missed 3 days and somehow he's down over 1000 dollarydoos, "from what he'd usually make" yet his dents can't put it together. To be fair, I think he's absolutely counting those totally not artificial 230 members he's down.
@Ryochan7 Жыл бұрын
Another Tevin video? Truly a blessing. 🙏
@MiKEY_TARANTiNO Жыл бұрын
Bro streams all the time
@michaelkitchin9665 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I'll ask the question: Why didn't Phil just add Kat's (or his - he can't seem to remember who it's for) meds to his grocery haul? You can get cold and flu stuff at supermarkets. You don't need a pharmacy or Amazon to get that stuff.
@jennymedrano5104 Жыл бұрын
People suggested using doordash, but he didn't want to because it would be really expensive even though he said that money wasn't an issue and was willing to spend a fortune on Amazon. He also said something about the possibility of the store not having the medicine.
@johnnyzen4282 Жыл бұрын
Kat is going to be the first zombie in the outbreak. She's going to bust out his front door and infect the world with the pigroach virus after she turns.
@starmanda88 Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t easy to order groceries 😂😂😂
@CyLikeSigh Жыл бұрын
I agree with Tevin, I really wish DSP would have said what delivery service he used. There's a WalMart supercenter in Renton, so he could have just used WalMart instead of whatever mystery delivery service he allegedly used.
@techmogeek1550 Жыл бұрын
Damn tevin with the back to back uploads like drake
@doishooligan Жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet the guy didn't buy any costume for Halloween. If he had, considering how 'tism he is, he would try to do the Halloween marathon, even if it's out of date and even if it's just a regular duration stream because he would consider a waste dumping money on a costume and not wearing it for a stream. Seriously, there are no arguments against not doing the Halloween special since he would make more money. Unless he never bought a costume and he's just saying for pity bucks.
@MidTierVillain Жыл бұрын
I agree 100%, that’s why he keeps hyping it up, as if it were this huge set piece in the background, and him reading lines from a Robert Frost book. Watch next Halloween, it’ll be a cheap costume, and him doing mental gymnastics about how Jasper scratched it up, or some nonsense like that
@anthonymcgee2295 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@hillarybanks92 Жыл бұрын
I think he returned the costume the first day he got “ sick”
@iceberg0495 Жыл бұрын
"i lost a week of gameplay, i have to focus on catching up and finishing these releases" yet refuses to cut down on his podcast and wastes everyone's time complaining
@jonsnow7184 Жыл бұрын
🙏 Praise the Almighty
@MathewWoodard Жыл бұрын
Tevin. I am pretty new to the piggyverse where your name is legend. I’m loving your KHANtent and I can’t wait to see more. Big ups piiiiieemp
@CecilioSprayetti Жыл бұрын
you're spoiling us with all this classic curated youtube khantent mr almighty big ups
@Coyotebriggs Жыл бұрын
Jesus, you KNOW Phil has gone off his rocker is the return of the KING DETRACTOR. TEVIN HIMSELF!!
@JordanWessel-wh4ur Жыл бұрын
The goat reviews the roach. Appreciate you. This cult leader and brainwashing needs to be exposed. Tevin always been the best to do it. Roach is unbearable without you my guy.
@MathewWoodard Жыл бұрын
Not lunch meat sammiches!! Haunting Dave's dreeeeams
@sparkle74HvH Жыл бұрын
2 youtube uploads within a day.Big ups
@FailsafeZero Жыл бұрын
If you're so sick you can't pick up a bag of groceries, you should probably be in the hospital.
@deerkaiser9983 Жыл бұрын
I have never seen anyone act so entitled despite doing so little for anyone else. The world must bend backwards for him but he has an excuse for literally everything. If your wife needed medicine that urgently you wouldn't have ordered it from amazon, you would have gone to a damn pharmacy or, if you seriously aren't in the conditions to do so (and he absolutely is) you ask someone to do that for you. How the hell does he think people survive without Amazon? This man child never ceases to amaze me. Also the whole "groceries could arrive melted we have no idea and can't do anything about it" is a complete lie, people who deliver groceries either have apposite freezer compartments in their vans or keep frozen food in refrigerator bags. But sure, everyone sucks at their job except you Phil
@cyphaborg6598 Жыл бұрын
DSP is literally the only game streamer that talks about what groceries he buys. (Game streamer being very generous with that description) " Assume I have COVID " That's not how it works DSP a test is required for you to be quarantined xD.
@thedub007 Жыл бұрын
1:06:52 for my future reference, Tevin's comment is brutal 😂
@filosofem8581 Жыл бұрын
big ups mr terbin 'the criminal' thank you for the video
@FlipWarBucks Жыл бұрын
He was like that floating head from that courage the cowardly dog episode
@mwk360 Жыл бұрын
1:21:00 COMCAST EMPLOYEE SCREWING WITH HIS INTERNET LOL
@ThatTrashCan_326 Жыл бұрын
Big ups Almighty Tevin Big ups The AEG 🙏🔥❤
@saturn580 Жыл бұрын
🐷"I'm gonna break the cycle of begging... BY BEGGING!"
@trunksx456 Жыл бұрын
Ah yess another tervin reacts
@ruminating1596 Жыл бұрын
Tevin uploading brings me so much joy.
@jcorona984 Жыл бұрын
This dude is lying his ass off about grocery delivery services.
@jennymedrano5104 Жыл бұрын
45:51 Can someone please show this clip to DSP the next time he tries to say he has changed and is a better person?
@Summer-j7r1u Жыл бұрын
@1:44:15 bro that nervous swaying when he doesn’t know of oneminutemnan’s whereabouts 😂😂
@merlotpapi4930 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE how he dangles the carrot in front of his fans after he unilaterally decided to cancel the stream. Almost baiting hate, because he cares more and is more energized by people trashing him. And how he doesn't have any time or energy to do anything but he can sit on this stream and just whine for 2 hours. You or Kat can't just go pop into CVS and buy _fucking Advil???_
@twiztidradio Жыл бұрын
So he would rather 'so called' protect random strangers and not go outside and get the horse meds for his mom.....wife. Even if he was contagious. you wouldn't put strangers before your own wife. That's the definition of lazy. 🐷
@solairedude7119 Жыл бұрын
Never seen someone complain so much when they play video games for a living. I'd die for that
@LUX711 Жыл бұрын
What is this? The “I’m sick of begging” video where he begs insanely & ridicules his viewers for talking about support while he talks about support for 30min 🧐🤔
@Mi2Lethal Жыл бұрын
1:27:10 😆
@Abomdosnow Жыл бұрын
45:42 ☢🐷☢
@kyraiki80 Жыл бұрын
He sound like he a syrup drinker or something. Them pills got him actin funny
@rachiekats4147 Жыл бұрын
Positive forward movement ♿️
@antonyloc Жыл бұрын
It was all Tevin’s fault. snort - Phil’s giant floating head
@soarta Жыл бұрын
Bis ups AEG and all my fellow mentally ill detractors out there 🙏🙏🙏
@Tacozilla Жыл бұрын
I love how every year his costume is the most expensive one ever just to hype it up. He really should have done the event for his dents, who cares if halloween is over? You are still doing the Halloween Re-acks. He is on Begcon Level 1 now thanks to his "illness" aka a cold
@123456789271646 ай бұрын
It took me 15 years to realize this, but I know now, that DSP acts like every velvet gloved bureaucrat.
@virgo4200 Жыл бұрын
i do DD and instacart and uber eats when i get shop and pays for low tip i dont take that shit because shop and pays take a lot of time and if he's no tipping or low tipping like 5 bucks to get 20 items its not worth it .
@yurikendal4868 Жыл бұрын
6:30 Squirims for emphasis. That is some weird tick.
@nathancomalander4417 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man i needed a good laugh, indeed *Life ain't fair*
@Mattyk414 Жыл бұрын
Back to back Tervin?! Holla if ya hear me!
@HandsomeBob1 Жыл бұрын
How does someone who isolates himself from the outside world get covid?
@Officer-Sanders Жыл бұрын
Now this is quality curated khantent for philanthropists
@TheSlashd0t10 ай бұрын
27:30 he ordered them early so that he could see his groceries arrive just before he died.
@tmc9118 Жыл бұрын
Lol omg lmfao this dude really thinks people can't live without his content and this man is about to try alan wake 2 once it gets to the case solving parts he's gonna rage quit
@nader91 Жыл бұрын
dave never disappoints and he wanted the covids so bad
@CorazEQ Жыл бұрын
Tillamook dairy is 200 miles south of seattle FYI
@J-Dawg81 Жыл бұрын
The hairline chroma key is sending me
@ryanm4281 Жыл бұрын
What zip code has a 2 hour drive radius??? Is this a normal Western thing?
@PointsofData Жыл бұрын
"The average land area of a zip code [in the US] is around 90 square miles, which is similar to the size of Knoxville, Tennessee." I know sq miles are different from regular miles but I am absolutely shit at math. I *think* that would average out to a bit over 20 miles per side, so depending on traffic...an average of about 45 minutes to drive end to end? Man IDK I didn't come to a Tevin video for this. I haven't gotten to the zip code talk yet but if the conversation is actually about driving in a circle around the edges of a zip code then yeah, it takes an hour and a half at least to drive 90 miles. ETA: lmfao just got there. Renton, WA has three zipcodes that I can see, and they're 3-4 miles in radius or about 9 sq ft if we're including water area. Phil's lying, unless he moved somewhere and I didn't hear. I don't know why he's lying, but I've only just jumped back into the DSPverse so maybe I just need to acclimate. If he truly did get messed up groceries that took all day, then he ordered from the wrong store location _himself_ and didn't notice.
@butterlord9527 Жыл бұрын
He said to do a event to chill with is audience, they ask him to do it NOOO i cant
@OMGSEASALT Жыл бұрын
He got mono from kissing the comcast tech.
@TRU_Lunchy Жыл бұрын
Love the content Tevin!
@UnleashedDan Жыл бұрын
No audio?
@nickyjules10 Жыл бұрын
ah yes
@briancrawford69 Жыл бұрын
She needs to be complimented for not getting sick? Lol. I rarely get sick guys so everyone needs to compliment me and praise me
@burdockrootfarmer8928 Жыл бұрын
1:20:30 what was that slip?
@Darkfortune629 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the food Tevin. Always a pleasure seeing you react to the Pigroach. Big ups!
@unopposedrob505 Жыл бұрын
You know usually those flavored carbonated drink are usally filled with bubbles from the carbonation, where as daves seemingly does not have bubbles in it hmmm.
@greedothegreen Жыл бұрын
I love how shit tev said 4 or 5 years ago are coming tru today 😮 caw caw
@BIGwillTHEGAME Жыл бұрын
That close up is disturbing
@alansilvero Жыл бұрын
Omg tenon you spoiling us with these uploads, pig ups 🙏