Hey Girl, I Want You For Christmas Uncut

[@thesquirtlesquad842]

Damn Juan your mother has a lot of names lol

[@markiieess1236]

was going to say the same thing hahahaha

[@hischi9072]

ProngedVermin0 Alex xD nearly wrote that too

[@philochristos]

Seriously. I thought her name was Naomi.

[@gianlucavatta4759]

Or how many moms does he have

[@thisguy976]

OK.

[@gardencitythunder30]

Walk up to a girl and say “hey I think that guy with that camera has been following you and point at him”

[@JesusChrist-uc8ct]

Lmao

[@bae_ily7960]

But dont tell the camera man beforehand

[@incredibleice1754]

Exactly

[@dox-0130]

*The cameraman always read the comments*

[@AllThingsArePossible]

Niel Laurito haha

[@byron8169]

be the angel that goes on top of my tree... smooth 😂

[@TheMaan2008]

Oh yes...And lol! So. "Star on top of my tree"

[@DerSpanier86]

haahha that was wicked!

[@markgery644]

Tree is made out if hardwood

[@mohammadwasimraza7426]

Which tree is he talking about?🙄

[@napoleon8688]

@@mohammadwasimraza7426 x-mas tree

[@alimansourey2076]

4:00 Girl : Does that work out for you? Juan : not All the time, but I've never wanted it to work so badly like I do right now..! What a genius comeback ! 😂

[@kingkhayjr.573]

علي المنصوري she was just a complete bitch about the whole thing like Danny know u get coal in your socks

[@aribamanjudevi3368]

She's damaged n depressed girl

[@forctis4672]

@@kingkhayjr.573 how was she a bitch? She didn't say anything rude at all lol...she just wasnt into him. I swear men have to learn to not be so fragile nd accept rejection. Being entitled isn't cool either. It's toxic.

[@changed_name1951]

Nourberry Roberts she couldn’t even give him her name, idiot.

[@williamwang5935]

@@forctis4672 nah the thing is she didn't say anything except no. She didn't laugh at how weird the situation was, didn't smile embarrassed or anything. There's something wrong with her, she didn't even smile once, even just to ease the situation. The whole time she just said no, not even no sorry, just no as if she was confident she was too good for him and didn't give two shits about his feelings.

[@_Keep_Calm]

0:50 and 9:30 *Lol every time you wanna say that's my mother's name your tongue give an error*

[@manishdebnath3546]

🤣🤣

[@Rohit-rx5rz]

😂

[@halylberdiatageldiyew5487]

Lol

[@Robin_Dragunov]

Hahahahahhahahahahahhah

[@vaisakhrk8760]

You got it👏👏

[@isaacdamon5782]

“Star on top of my tree” , just think about that for a minute.

[@factsalert626]

Bamboo tree 😂

[@Prince_the_One]

He said angel actually

[@c.neekan9118]

All I pictured was shes balancing atop his flag pole lol

[@anwerhaddad8698]

Dirty mind

[@yungifez]

Lol

[@alexbeardsworth3783]

13:59 "thanks ladies, enjoy your husband" wtf lmfao

[@azharexodus6336]

@JosVideosHD lol

[@asooomy9125]

First women almost risked it all until her friend was looking at her like "Bitch wtf u doing"? 😭🤣

[@ChuckBeefOG]

They are probably like “yeah right i havent banged that fat fucker in 8 months.”

[@tseringnamgail1453]

Can someone tell me the fullform of lmfao I'm pretty sure it's not LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF

[@flaminak7894]

titan a LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF

[@SoulCaliburDeathCrie]

You're my Juan and only

[@riccardoannunziata9674]

iSuperEagle 👉 boi 👉

[@thesolojourney8955]

Only Juan for me

[@pickatell]

@@thesolojourney8955 😂 😂 😂

[@temporelucemtenebris5313]

3:07 the kinda girl that ruins your day 6:49 the kinda girl that makes your day

[@rahuldutta9303]

Nah don't judge people just by 30 sec clip

[@rpsolar716]

@@rahuldutta9303 was longer than 30 seconds and just gives off horrible energy but then again she was ugly asf so

[@keerthichandana39]

For all we know that girl you say would ruin ones day might be real nice girl and is just being careful about strangers approaching her with a pretty weird pick up line...that kind of girl has a high chance of survival if Ted Bundy approaches her....don't judge people watching a real small video of theirs

[@rpsolar716]

@@keerthichandana39 you must be her huh , she has a horrible attitude and no one wants that hope she’ll be alone and she will be with that Attitude

[@keerthichandana39]

@@rpsolar716 I'm not her...I just saw things the way you didn't see and chose not to judge her watching a 2 min KZbin video

[@smlofficial6911]

9:44 the way he took his sunglasses off and then when he got her number put them back on was so smooth 😂😂

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Perhaps you meant to place 8:44 or maybe even a different time stamp there

[@davidmbonu2689]

4:18 She was acting so cold even Juan had figured she had to at least have seen the Camera Man to be that frigid.

[@JonDGAF]

You just read my mind bro. That bitch had a heart made of ice.

[@kadrad7128]

She could be going through a bad day don't be so harsh brah

[@criztu]

She obviously experienced. She knows this dude is not real. Juan's videos are funny, but think of this: he has a safe net - "we're just filming this for youtube". He can say basically anything, cuz at the bottom of all this, he is "just doing a youtube video". He is not real with her. He is just doing a youtube video. That girl at 4:20 is great. She is giving him the make or break. She is asking him to be real. He breaks. Juan is doing these videos for too long, by now he should have reached higher level of being. These videos are holding him back. He won't get real anytime soon.

[@mazuki7602]

criztu or maybe, she was just depressed dumbass.

[@jamesprescot3745]

David Mbonu I actually felt bad for her. She seemed nervous and scared

[@HeedAndSucceed]

Nice style Juan. That cardigan is fly.

[@TheExon29]

It looks so warm though. Lol

[@sowhat...]

@김병석 not it's not. You're full of shit.

[@youaregoingtolovethis]

Juan could wear a garbage bag and still get them digits.

[@stevenfriedman2902]

0:47 her name's Naomi That's "I moan" backwards

[@freshlove7926]

Steven Friedman - make me moan

[@ghostweezy]

I thought she said nail me instead of Naomi 😂

[@outwit8743]

@Kepler 186-F Can you make me moan??

[@ganjdalf2821]

its alsoe im hoan :D

[@mikerukavina4551]

Ok "Van"! The sad thing is I'm the only 1 that gets that reference. Good sh*t.

[@harveychiefe8508]

I love that they also show clips of rejections. Because that happens a lot in real life.

[@steveotatooed]

Not as often to Juan 🤣

[@niranjansinghrathore3654]

I wish I could have 10% of Juan's confidence.

[@w9s992]

eheheh

[@mTrader1]

Yeh

[@hackeandoeltoc]

You have your own. maybe You just haven't opened that gift yet..

[@Terms-and-Conditions]

you have it bro, in uncut vids you can see that he is a normal person like everyone after the acting is done

[@danielupsdell2697]

You can

[@icekonllt8036]

How many names do your Mom have ? xD

[@cqeoliveira]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@Izzybll]

he has a lot of mothers xD

[@natefoldan]

all of them

[@abdouchnf3707]

All names hahahahaha

[@tvcng7790]

@@Izzybll 😂😂😂not bad man if he has

[@lightbulb8165]

first time I've ever seen Juan turn red was talking with that girl at 4:15

[@thotbot6952]

Light Bulb 😂😂😂

[@breakstone1000]

what girl?

[@shashankbharadwaj3174]

Yes he seemed a bit frustrated

[@Ali-zd4sz]

Yeah she has some demons in her life lol she been angry her whole life lol

[@oshitomaha]

Some girls have that power to intimidate man.

[@asfandalikhan6269]

Flirt with girls and hit on them, but then stop and be like “hold on my girlfriend is calling” ;)

[@thatmg]

3:10 Hey girl "No" I want you for christmas "No" It hurts a little bit "No" What's your name? "No" What time is it? "No" You wanna bat soup? "No" Have a nice day "No" How red is my face right now? "No"

[@luissanabriamartinez824]

Typical feminist.

[@esk-skl4brskxstrawnfrd539]

Oligologistic language.

[@ajaym963]

She was good

[@jillianramirez9483]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@quinceymorris4692]

She's not even cute

[@jymmyk8118]

I am severely depressed. But your videos make me smile. Thanks, God bless. You are very confident

[@Prince_the_One]

Sending you lots of hugs bro

[@soulsurfer639]

Hope you're feeling better my dude!

[@Longerade]

@@mikem4481 good for you to be simple minded! Maybe you also just should move on instead of typing nonsense

[@lorhanfernandes3194]

Hope you better my guy

[@LolLol-dq3wj]

Just play Fortnite

[@MrSvarun77]

Loving these videos. You got game and you ain't weird like other youtubers doing this. Respect!

[@ZiegzLife]

i hope you texted that girl at 8:40 she was so sweet

[@user-wk4iw8gt8r]

Ziegz hot...

[@carlospradoguerrero]

I fell in love 😍💖

[@LeeEverett1]

Girls like her are extremely rare. Attractive, fashionable, and actually has a nice personality rather than being stuck up. Whatever guy finds her is a lucky man.

[@LisaMaryification]

Most girls would appear stuck up in this situation because this situation is bizarre and would constitue harrassment. If a girl who you weren't particularly attracted to sat down and bothered you then you would most likely call security. But if it's reversed girls are expected to sit there and take that shit lest they be called 'frigid' like she owes him her body or something. Gross.

[@vozhonn401]

@@LisaMaryification I wonder if most men would call security. I doubt. I'd just reject her in a polite way.

[@Despond]

That naughty list contingency plan to the "I have a bf" is brilliant, and they always giggle.

[@CHANGER147]

9:32 was the sweetest

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Yeah : she's not that hot nevertheless, still she's chill Though, I liked the girly girl at 5:55 when she looked so adorable when she smiled. Booh yeah ☺

[@shrey15]

Hahaha 11:42 "what about me?" ahahaha i'm dead

[@arrafi204]

That was hilarious tho 😂

[@BOSS-gu9bn]

the guy get so embaressed hhhh

[@tiktokbabes1714]

that guy can't handle her

[@swagatbehera3401]

go to a girl or to a group and say "hey I'm donating free kisses for world peace , you want one?" and keep rocking bro!!! 🤗🤗🤗

[@Yesimmuslim]

Ur jacket is killing me bro

[@prodrouds]

Since everyone is asking where he got it, I have two of those "coats", I bought one at Zara, and the other on in New Yorker, I dont know if you guys have those stores in America. They both look like the one he is wearing. :D

[@Yesimmuslim]

Dude Nice it's a great Coat*, to bad i my country are not available these type of coats damn

[@prodrouds]

Yeah, good luck finding it bro, but you can always order online ;)

[@alban5259]

Ilir Sejdiu HAHAHAHA O ILIR FUKARE TKARIT O BAB

[@Yesimmuslim]

Alban Haliti Hahaha qashtut osht

[@jobaerislam1906]

11:43 "what about me?" that was really epic

[@since1876]

1:47 "oh I just ruined it?" No, you became the star of the show in less than two minutes 😂

[@WarkingII]

3:10 that girl is rude but when you're THE guy who makes her giggle and stuff you feel like god, in fact I prefer this type of girl rather than the type of girl flirting with every single guy

[@Danygotaworldtosee]

I want you too boy hahha

[@guillaumemuller1694]

The angel I can put on the top of my tree... Dude can't stop laughing

[@deepsenpai6871]

He probably won't be saying 'china' anytime soon😂

[@platinumthegreat]

This guy's confidence is unreal

[@PhamVans]

3:15 dang dude, never thought I'd see a human ice cube.. She was COLD!

[@FireworksLover615]

That girl is the exact representation of how a human being should not be that's my opinion.

[@bobwesley8006]

Geez your mother has a lot of names Juan

[@thesolojourney8955]

LOL

[@rustyexe9378]

Heeeeeey.

[@time7260]

I swear down....I lost count

[@jimmylehtimaki109]

You should yell out "SOMEBODY CALL NINE-JUAN-JUAN!!!"

[@yunjiehong4649]

Jimmy Lehtimäki lmao

[@yunjiehong4649]

Campus cop is here

[@jaredringland5083]

Girl around 4 minutes looks like shes just having a bad day and kinda seems like shes going through something at the moment.

[@damirserban]

I thought the same..

[@jonathanr9631]

Jared Ringland how can you tell?

[@jaredringland5083]

Jonathan R If and when I'm going through something, or people I'm close with are going through things there are signals that usually go off. The way shes talking and somewhat acting is what kinda gives it a way. I could definitely be wrong and am over thinking it and she could either be introverted,shy, or just doesnt want to talk to Juan.

[@maxtorres8000]

+Jared Ringland maybe shes racist, betcha didnt cross your mind

[@mathew633man]

No, you are right. She's going through some tough times and she feels that the whole world is against her. She doesn't trust men and she's depressed. It's best to avoid people like this honestly. They are nothing but trouble and they reek of negativity.

[@marsentei8073]

7:24 😂 the man walking with his mom was like "I am a little boy , i am very innocent 😂"

[@pag3d0wn]

I'm in love with the girl at 6:58

[@Koepex]

i UNDERSTAND, but did you saw those 2 sneecky's perving down xD

[@ryankasik7911]

Hhahhaahahhaha

[@huey1153]

7:20 Juan can I have the leftovers bro?

[@michaelcheli5842]

Epic! "You can be the angel that go's on top of my tree!" 😂

[@in-depthanalysis6751]

9:00 Juan: hey girl I want you for Christmas. Girl: nope 😂

[@chaderoop5563]

That had me dead

[@adityarajkhowalama]

"I need you to be the angel on top of my tree" Slick and smooth

[@TamiyaPhilippW]

Nothing ambiguous here 😂😂

[@Shrimpsyndrome]

Nice euphemism right there

[@Allaluca]

Pulling up to a woman with a baby was hilarious on its own without even saying anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goldenhd9656]

Juan:My fav place is CHINA CHINA:CORONAVIRUS Juan: Yes but actually no.

[@Predestinated1]

Corona is not only in China, honey

[@mubasherazeem8493]

Now corona is not in china only????..

[@goldenhd9656]

@@Predestinated1 honey this was 2 months ago get your facts right ignorants

[@verixcvoin1432]

Your comment was 2 days ago. Get it right. Your numbers from 2 days ago are inaccurate.

[@Ukhai_khai]

China get your number

[@L3V1T8-84]

6:50 Abbie is easily one of the most attractive women to ever appear in a ThatWasEpic/AlmostEpic video... she's just a great looking woman all around and that million dollar smile is perfection.

[@moheganson]

Yeah, she’s wife material ❤

[@L3V1T8-84]

@@moheganson facts.

[@zuhayrjappie5950]

Nobody: Juan:"enjoy your husbands!"

[@夕阳-n1h]

3:20 people are actually judging this girl based off of a few seconds clip looks like she was having a hard time there

[@evantatara5526]

Or she's just not into guys that act like cocky idiots. She has no clue who this guy is and he says "I want you for Christmas". Ok... that's good for you. This girl's thinking, I owe nothing to you and why is this stranger pressuring me out of the blue to be his. She's not a piece of meat and the people in the comments are too dumb to realize that he came off as a cocky dumbass so she wasn't interested. Smart girl.

[@GreaterSociety]

Stfu simp

[@RyanH2198]

The girl at 4:30 had her shields up straight away, damn!

[@icwhy4366]

You can be the angel on top of my tree 😂😂😂 holy shit!

[@DjJooze]

Its so cute when he compliments older women. It makes them feel pretty. I love women. 😍👸🏼💟

[@TheMaan2008]

Oh yes! (And, even, JStuStudios did that!)

[@xainewatson242]

I love women too😍

[@luqmanahmad9294]

SIIIMPPPP

[@vidyasagarreddy8845]

It's pure love when she says 'That's awesome , give me a hug' @ 8:42

[@harshitdongre4982]

4:00 "Does that work out for you?" Every F*cking time

[@TheXx1nfinityxX]

The past couple of days were depressing for me.. But your videos made me feel better, thank you :)

[@Aribbonofsoundmen]

..

[@joeycopperson]

how many such unhappy ppl do u meet in a week ? like at 3:13 ?

[@trustfund82]

Maybe she was having a bad day. Women are people too :P

[@WasifTowfiqueVlogs]

Maybe she was on her periods.😂

[@westcoastnew]

KZbin General l Wasif oh were you waiting underneath her to lick that period blood?

[@wesnextrick2064]

That's pretty funny you would point that out I'd much rather see the person wearing pink in the background at 9:40

[@SH3player]

trustfund82 gayyyyyy

[@charlotteswebb6587]

"You can be the angel ontop of my tree" My brain: you can be the angel ontop of my D 🤣🤣🤣

[@master__oogway]

I was thinking of the same thing.

[@InuHost]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KyriaxWitch]

anytime.....

[@AkashR619]

You dirrrrrty....

[@papediouf6495]

u nasty and i love that baby

[@chandajaggubutti437]

The way he smoothly talks with girls make me satisfy....the world needs more players like him.

[@seeksolace2059]

This comment concerns me in different ways 🤣

[@جمهورياسلاميكردستان]

Hah gay

[@jackmanne6238]

7:54 ummmm..... I thought this was "uncut" 😉😏

[@Brxvs]

More like "Hey girl, you want me for Christmas uncut?" ;)

[@brrrrt.]

BroskyWhoDatedHoski lugi

[@andrewfreeman88]

@13:57 "Thanks ladies! Enjoy your husbands! HAAAAAAA Epic call.

[@Maximum7077]

3:10 this girl is like one of the coldest girls in every of his videos...

[@pcadamtaylor4262]

I know right that was so worrying and toxic

[@AmitSingh-1916]

Juan : That's my mother name Girl: Really juan : no

[@slyny6052]

3:08 when she looked up I already knew she was on her period lmao

[@StillUp2Date]

9:24 New meme?!

[@4.0065]

Nope

[@EngPMgt]

i 新 what does meme means? I read that words in social media alot but never found its meaning 😅

[@edweisai]

@@EngPMgt meme means internet joke

[@suryagurung7793]

@@EngPMgt dude you living under a rock or what? 😂

[@friendlyfire782]

"What's your name?" "Naomi" "Oh yah? That's I moan backwards" You struck out anyway.

[@basicpianotutorial]

The one sitting on her own was either having a miserable day or is just miserable period.

[@epicnavigator]

That girl on 3:40 ... She is so pretty but so dark inside the same time ... Good for Juan that he finally make her smile despite that she wanted to play the dark character

[@SempiternalScientist]

Everyone is totally reading the girl at 3:08 completely wrong. She is a little bit interested otherwise she wouldn't be talking to him and looking at him as she does...it's just that she's obviously a bit closed in on herself, a bit of an introvert so when good looking guys come up to her asking for her number, she is suspicious...she is even more suspicious when he uses a really cheesy line on her, like it's for a dare and not because he actually wants to talk to her. She wants him to be interested in breaking down that emotional wall she's built because she only lets in the guys she likes into there...but the way he's playing it doesn't seem like he actually wants to do that.

[@ProsevenBoss]

11:44 Hey girl, I want you for merry christmas !! -What about me 😂

[@Blackberry21838]

That girl at 11:00 has heard it all and still has decades of pick-up lines coming her way.

[@QuinnyKR]

2:38 "you can be the angel that goes on the top of my tree" DEAD haha

[@RaffayMalik-hs8cd]

Fool proof plan: If it works, go on a date. If it fails, say its for a youtube video

[@NomeCultJoe]

3:20 Personality for days! She's fucking radiant! Nothing gloomy about this bitch!

[@chiefs39]

Should definitely do another video like this for this Christmas!

[@gfunkin2]

Stop hating at that shy girl at 4:00 . She just didn't believe what was happening was genuine/normal so she rejected herself before Juan could. Many guys are nervous and in their heads when they talk with girls they like so they could never fathom that girls could be nervous too, especially when a good looking dude approaches. Not saying the girl was automatically a saint but the hate is unwarranted. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

[@sebastiaanbol5778]

The girl at 3:07. Finally someone with brains! Well done girl!

[@VFAHSN]

So she is intelligence because she said no. To everything. Cool.

[@realmarkoknezevic]

Bruh

[@bullneptune3014]

3:10 that little girl thinking,, Stranger Danger!

[@kenkaneki1894]

@2:40 Juan: "Just say yes, and then you can be the angel on top of my tree..." 😏 Juan.... I see what you did there...

[@reclusive78]

Seasons Greetings Juan. Your videos make my week. People don't realize how hard it is to be a legit youtuber.

[@CentralJerseyDrivers]

Abbie was arguably both the hottest and nicest one. Helped she was into Juan too (hit him with the whole I hope to hear from you line haha). Katie had a good personality too. Compare that to the girl at 3:37. I understand she might be going through stuff, but that reaction was painful to watch. I felt bad for Juan

[@MartisGTR]

"wanna be on top of my tree tonight?" lol

[@sambadahomey1665]

Juan, you have a very cool way to make people feel comfortable...good energy !

[@manavxa]

2:12 LOL is that BigDawsTV in the background?

[@kashyapvariyani4037]

Bliss - Zebra He does look like him but I don't think it's him.

[@TiMERZ]

Nope

[@WILD__THINGS]

I always wonder if the people watching are impressed with his directness

[@johngarrett9310]

WILD THINGS I'm surprised of his confidence, coming from one who lacks

[@WILD__THINGS]

John Garrett I think it's easy to be confident when you know it's "just a prank"

[@davidjaparidze6737]

I agree, I remember once I paid my friend 100 dollars and he had to go up to 10 girls and just ask them out. And he actually did it. And I know he is just too lazy to do it for nothing. He got like couple #'s. When something is at stake, people are more willing to go through with it.

[@biker3762]

true that my g

[@tightfate]

3:21 stone cold

[@noormoha242]

The same as me 😂😂😂🦄

[@pcadamtaylor4262]

Vile

[@russellchagaka166]

funny how when things don't go as planned, you immediately tell them it's a prank

[@oshitomaha]

Girl at 4:40 hates cocky bastards, that is all!

[@gyandesilva1647]

10:04 DABBBBB

[@disguisedjoe8643]

I wonder if he ever met a girl doing these videos and then it comes out as “We’re making a video, but I really liked you and we should actually go on a date if you want to.”

[@1L3g3nd]

He has a girlfriend

[@disguisedjoe8643]

@@1L3g3nd Yea I found out shortly after that. He met her in a video too lol

[@erehjaeger9434]

Are u gay??

[@robbietheking69]

I thought the catch phrase was "hey girl I want you for xmas uncut"

[@ericko416]

robbietheking69 ohh man i thought it just me 😂

[@AleLP8]

lol same

[@hiehaho]

You dirty man😏😂

[@jeremiahbuck2450]

13:05 "Hey girl I want you for Christmas"... lady responds "I'm married" . He then looks at her friend "hey girl, I want you for Christmas".... ROTL!!! Seem like the first gal got an ego blow after he asked her friend, lol.

[@AbdoRyudamon]

He said "enjoy your husband's" I am dead 😂😂😂

[@JRCW892]

3:25 this girl feels so depressed it's disturbing to watch. Something serious must have happened to her :(

[@mercanerie98]

3:50 rejection is hard

[@Roonho7]

4:30 never trust a girl in bootcuts

[@Angel-VTek]

13:28 i respect that.. *1 second later*..." Hey girl 😏😎 lol that was really epic 🤣🤣🤣

[@yesno8204]

You can be the angel that sits on top my tree. I have a dirty mind lol

[@jdog8931]

Yo man what kind of cardigan is that, and we're can I get it

[@jaredortega2825]

I work at forever 21 and we lots of them for about $23

[@jaredortega2825]

+Jared Ortega have*

[@alexbeardsworth3783]

I want that cardigan for christmas

[@jdog8931]

Jared Ortega the extact same one or ? Or just similar ones

[@jaredortega2825]

jdog8931 just similar

[@lifeofmrbunny283]

KZbin be like:- Recommending cause It's 2019 Christmas!