Alone in the Universe (Jon Lajoie)

[@lilbrothaizwatching]

This song was very touching to myself.

[@mynameiskurpesh4287]

I’m also touching myself

[@abhishekmanchare1679]

🤣🤣

[@majk5897]

Indeed. ✊

[@JK-cs1be]

,😹😹😹😹 had to read your comment a few times... Yes very touching indeed

[@lilbrothaizwatching]

@@JK-cs1be Haha, me too, thx. Was a long time ago. Have a good one.

[@jordansmith446]

No matter how long I go without seeing his videos eventually I always end up coming back to the channel to watch every single video again and they never ever get old not even a little

[@human-qp1mf]

I just needed to LMAO today. Listen to "chainsaw"🤷 fuck everything, this morning. Wait, what? I literally care about everything! 😆😆😆 I'm really not in to master anything but this song in this video, so true. Love your self. Literally. 😆

[@patrickroberts29]

@@human-qp1mf was using a chainsaw a lot recently, was doin that song in my head, thats how got into it this time round

[@Dulo_Tr1b3]

same lol the originality of the songs are on another level

[@blooburry416]

Im just here, to bring you back.

[@th3cha1rmak3r]

Jon is a cure for depression. I had some shitty time in my life 15 years ago, he saved me with his profound insights. Hopefully he'll do this for another 15 at least.

[@theroboyouknow]

I would argue that this is, lyrically, is one of his most genius works.

[@rebeccamccreary8530]

But there are so many different kinds of trees?

[@yonatannir1]

No. It will always be "Show me your genitals" with genius stuff like: "Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick!" "I have a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present, it's my penis" "2 + 2 = Vagina" "Vagina"

[@semenmuncher69]

@@yonatannir1 tough choice between the 2 masterpieces

[@nathantutor8798]

This song really helped me through some tough times

[@uncurablekill]

Nathan Tutor Through some "hard" times?

[@troythedestroyer8267]

Haha

[@HusseinAli-7610]

@@uncurablekill lmao

[@Ringtail_Jax]

I came here to listen to relaxing, inspirational music... I was not disappointed XD

[@alwaysFSX]

Ruski knows what's good.

[@leiriaroyal]

my dad doesnt understand english and entered in the room when this was playing. He said, "oh son you've got excelent taste in music"

[@xl000]

He both doesn’t understand English and speaks English ?

[@dustinashley1065]

Foreigners have the best of worlds. That, and free taxes for the first 7 yrs. Whether you're English, french,French, Japanese or German or pee wee herman...invading our pants

[@johnbaglivo9507]

​@@xl000he cldve said that last part in his native tongue. Js

[@blakelamb6011]

Your dad is awesome

[@danielstonemusic94]

Bruh what I’d do to go back 11 years…

[@gabrielrohrbacher]

14 years later, still a lovely song

[@FrateleKazan22]

With the same hand?😢

[@luisgeniole369]

I miss this so much.

[@Waderader]

This is, still 11 years since I first heard it the best thing on KZbin

[@Incred_Canemian]

Truly inspirational. 69/10

[@OMG2u2]

THIS is why I love this guy. When at first I look at the title and listen to the tune, I start to think he's actually going to sing a serious song. But then I hear these funny and perverted lyrics, going on with this catchy tune, it just makes me love the guy even more. YOU are a music GENIUS!!

[@Cleverhandle357]

Set the speed to 1.5 or 2 and it makes the song sound really happy

[@JDsBBQnBourbon]

best advice ever

[@hairypeak4282]

hahahahaha magic, thanks mate

[@capirotooficial]

Thank you

[@MassivePonyFan]

Rip some of the audio though. 😂

[@floresaza253]

1.25 is way better

[@EpicBassSoIo]

Yeah, he just out-Coldplayed Coldplay

[@chaosapiant]

He Cold-played with himself. My comment comes from the future.

[@phaustho]

"I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage... tonight." I'm crying. XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@user-yv1cz3sz3m]

Are You still Alive?

[@bryansmith684]

5 finger army invading my pants!

[@Phonk_Atmosphere]

@@bryansmith684 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SicknessDDOEU]

The beginning is simply beautiful. So well put. The rest is hilarious.

[@gabrielfiorotto1435]

Even after all these years i can still almost sing along with it word for word. Such a classic

[@chaoticreign]

Saw him sing it live, front row in boston last night. The man is a genius.

[@Haunuva]

9 years still gold

[@Haunuva]

@Timothy Newitt It is bro!

[@TheLastRoman0000]

This self-love ballad always makes me cry

[@evanhoyt4735]

Literally going through the hardest time in my life and this video and this guy has made me laugh. I needed this man.

[@karlmark9967]

14 years ago and still inspiring.

[@libertarianjury]

Jon La Joieieia is easily the most talented person on the internet. Or at least on youtube, anyway. Also, the song at the end is excellent. Jon deserves to be a millionaire.

[@wdujsub7902]

this song was so damn touchy.... literally

[@AndrewGKMusic]

Where have you gone, Jon? I miss you.

[@archibaldthesimple]

Oh Jon why did we all have to grow up.

[@MaBigFatEgo]

to masturbate

[@aquariandawn4750]

You're only young once but you can be immature forever

[@Blaze373]

Is he mimicking the Yellow (by Coldplay) music video? If so, that makes it so much funnier.

[@beauvanveen1195]

Kane It must be, melodie is a look a like

[@SDCDIABLO]

Kane ya way to similar must be haha, the video is the same even

[@fuzzylogiceire]

Kane Yep, and the song itself, haha.

[@ufotofu9]

Kane definitely a Coldplay vibe

[@iansequeira3352]

Shoulda been called "White" after this.

[@JS-os5bl]

I love it when he keeps a straight poker face while singing this.

[@OmegaMapDesign]

I'm gonna play cuntry on the clitar... tonight.

[@thugger2176]

Lol I thought this was going to be the first serious song this guy made until the chorus kicked in

[@EmceeIntricacy]

Welcome to the future, he has beautiful serious songs now.

[@Jesus_in_the_Coliseum]

Thugger21 Thugger21 Wolfe’s Just Fine is amazing though, No Reason at All and Marie -Eve are some of the best written songs I’ve ever seen.

[@Phonk_Atmosphere]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shortleif]

The best part of this is actually how good you've caputred both coldplays sound and Chris Whatevers singing. Awsome in every way, thanks for making my day!

[@giorgisabashvili2664]

"my genitals are JULIEEEEEEET my hands are rooomeooo" i died :D

[@joelwallenius2877]

Then who wrote the comment? Dude...

[@jonathandunham6601]

Years later its still so funny. Mr. Lajoie, all joking aside, is a talented musician. Making it hysterical is just a bonus.

[@BikeRida573]

Man this guy always make me smile in shitty parts of my life ! Continue your great work Jon !

[@CarlyAlison317]

It's like an epic mix of "High and Dry" and "Yellow."

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

"Low and Wet" is my favourite Mycockhead single.

[@christopherisgoodenough3330]

How does this song only have 3 million views?

[@Kory671]

truly a gifted musician/comedian....never stop doing this john

[@PhillyChangSteak]

Jon is one funny ass dude and he can REALLY REALLY hit those HIGH NOTES! HE IS QUITE A TALENTED SINGER!

[@ihaveanamenowbutitsnotvery1937]

I like how Jon can clearly write good songs and lyrics, but continues to write songs about... yeah.

[@Yosemited]

"with the five finger army we invade our pants" fantastic

[@baptistegastaldin2953]

I love the way he goes back to come back runnin in slowmotion to the camera

[@soundmindwar]

dude i love his voice and these songs make me laugh so hard. this guy is amazing

[@HusseinAli-7610]

Such a genius

[@ewanfanatic88]

Anyone else quote this song in daily conversation?

[@Haunuva]

Our genitals are juilet our hands are romeo... I say that everyday

[@Invirulent]

Still a big fan, many years ago. :)

[@agronoxdt]

Okay so I hope I am not alone in this.. but it took me 2 minutes to realize he was walking in place..

[@naruto00nix]

lol i didnt even notice that at all

[@joss1778]

LOLOL took me 8 years. wtf

[@Martindambra1]

what?he is not,just walking very slowly

[@MassivePonyFan]

@@Martindambra1 very true cuz he turns away from the camera and comes back.

[@lonelylongdistancekiller9844]

Hahahaha good catch! I wonder if hes using like a treadmill it looks so legit.

[@TheNefelSaurus]

isn't it the place where the chorus guy sang in wtf collective?

[@MassivePonyFan]

Hey man free location is the best location.

[@Efim141]

It was filmed with a speeded up version of a song and the it was slowed down to normal rate at editing,

[@BrighterThunder]

All these songs have excellent melody and tune.

[@GoatyHerps]

God.... The good days of KZbin.

[@lynel1985]

I wonder if the title "Alone in the universe" suckered more people in for views than having a innuendo about masturbation as the title would have drawn in organically?

[@persiangulfcat]

"Clittar" Ded...

[@astrofrk]

We need to call the radio stations and request this guy. I'll bet he could top the charts!

[@babalabaloo100]

It's May of 2016 and I still love this song

[@Haunuva]

2018 hello

[@SamAndrew27]

The masterpiece that Chris Martin from Coldplay *wishes* he could have written!

[@NKA23]

"Our genitals are juliet and our hands are romeo." I never heard such a romantic line about masturbation...that´s poetry.

[@coradking]

I love it how he walks the whole video but never moves a meter away from the beach

[@64646464able]

I'M EATING RIGHT NOW! you almost choked me because I laughed so hard XD

[@pedrooohfahfa]

our genitals are Juliet our hands are romeo

[@corrice65]

0:53 well that escalated quickly

[@turkeysandwich3]

YOU escalate quickly.

[@rabidminnowz]

I cry every time I see this video it's so inspiring!

[@TristanDoes1]

One of my favorites, Chris Martin! Except, I like how you actually try to be a little different in this one.

[@Eziokilla9595]

What's funny is that Jon can actually sing pretty well.

[@jackhayes3917]

3:37 Looks at the time on an imaginary watch

[@Razbrry1]

Its incredible that he was able to get about half of that in only one shot. I would have burst out laughing.

[@slicklol]

Can't believe I never noticed this was mocking Coldplay's Yellow! My bad!

[@noemorinjr5212]

I don't think it's a mock if it was made before the song.....

[@xqnp7]

Noe Morin Yellow is from 2000..

[@soup1223]

+xqnp7 still something is telling me they didn't write it, they must of traveled to the future and saw this song then traveled back.

[@quimbo6249]

come back pls

[@DorianHerniote]

NEED

[@moelester6156]

Dial Up he is back

[@tomlxyz]

Kinda looks/sounds like Yellow from Coldplay.

[@l0l0wn3d]

Listen to this daily, Love it so much.

[@cantix84]

you are the best

[@fortymbrass]

Who is holding the sausage hostage in 2019?

[@MassivePonyFan]

Everyone!

[@d_clarke9758]

Nostalgic

[@lonelylongdistancekiller9844]

I've jerked it 92 times today. And it's just after noon. Im going to keep going boys.

[@dteichmann21]

maybe in 2020

[@stroke2137]

Koń zwalony

[@mandowarrior5978]

3:36 wait... hes not wearing a watch...

[@SmokeyCold]

So old and i still love it.

[@lighterinthestorm]

+SmokeyCold omg please tell me from what movie is your profile pic.

[@SmokeyCold]

Lighter In The Storm Star Trek First Contact :)

[@BelligerentSky]

First minute: This would make a lovely radio song. Past one minute: Oh... wow. typical.

[@pickandhoop]

poetic

[@baardi2]

newest radiohead single?

[@johnwielding5151]

found you today, was waiting for a catchy chorus and it fucking caught me off guard, well played sirr.

[@РодионБабыкин-ф4м]

hello from 2017

[@relapsekitty13]

Who wants to start a Jon Lajoie cover band with me 🤘

[@MassivePonyFan]

I'd do it.

[@relapsekitty13]

MassivePonyFan bet.

[@sambennett9974]

thought provoking stuff.

[@sweetestantiguan]

He has such a magical voice :D and his lyrics speak to me! ... less-than-three

[@tommyguitar534]

hahaha he roasted coldplay in that vid...guess it was "yellow"

[@Omar_Hassan]

who is watching this in 2017

[@MassivePonyFan]

2019 bud

[@JAXCRAPTV]

The clitar

[@sociallyacceptable2497]

Cuntry on the clitar

[@KMStarner82]

2024 and this song is still touching. Myself. Touching myself.

[@mrbackinblack73]

ps have a happy a practice on the clttar loves tonight x

[@szpila92]

mfw someone acknowledges female masturbation My hero

[@AAAAAMMM]

Classic taco handshake

[@MrLife4sin]

Taco handshake? ahaha

[@JohnEntner]

**such a beautiful song.

[@Shezmen88]

bwahhahahahahahahah!!!!

[@98industries]

we'd all be doing time if it was a crime :))

[@ananass8030]

#BringBackOldKZbin

[@NaterAnderson]

#WhyThough

[@rebbekka1987]

omg he is so fit!! love it xx

[@JourneyRehp]

Mr. Lajoie, you are AMAZING! I love you so much!! JON LAJOIE FOR PRES 2012!

[@RJDCR]

damn , I miss'd this.......thanx 4 the wake up call Jon...Rock onnn

[@RJDCR]

...you played 4/20 in Sac, thas jus kool...as.....fuck......

[@foier12]

the beginning of this song is the deepest ive heard

[@JaderGater2]

Okay so it was 1:35 am and I have this song on my iPod. I was lying in my bed trying to go to sleep, so I put my headphones in my ears. I turned this song on, and when he said "I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage" I lmao. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering.

[@Yordanov1990]

this guy is a good singer actually and a good comedian, very talanted, and the vedio is awesome :D

[@hoshifura]

so beautiful song

[@usernameheath]

You are so my new favorite comedian.

[@Behnyb]

Can't get enough of this song