SEC Roll Call - Twas The Night Before Dawgmas

[@alostrich]

Darth Miz shirts now available for pre-order! (They're at the end of the video. Like the very, very end). gettinplaceshop.com/products/darth-miz

[@jeffbehrens5245]

Just make sure the SEC keeps sending those checks. MIZ....

[@ianstradian]

Matt you are a beast!! I had to watch this twice because I was laughing and missed something!!! Spot on sir!!! Merry Christmas to you & your family! Oh and…. Roll Tide

[@bruceheller6238]

@@jeffbehrens5245 ZOU

[@skewbertoescobaresq2327]

Will sizes on the I Am Texas shirt ever return? The XL sold out before I got a chance to get one

[@CTLinn]

@@jeffbehrens5245 ZOU

[@Adventuregirl96]

Vandy is going to play Ga Tech in the Smart People Bowl.

[@michaelhart6318]

Both of those universities are members of elite AAU. Vandy is one of only five AAU members in the SEC. Three members are former Big XII.

[@silashenderson5161]

Yay! A rivalry bowl game.

[@AntThaProdigy93]

@@michaelhart6318 Texas Missouri, and A&M Oklahoma is too so technically 4 are former big 12

[@jacksonjones9360]

Brain bowl was right there

[@glasswhisperer]

The average IQ in the state of Alabama is going to spike for a weekend

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

"Oklahoma- good news!" "I'm playing you again?"

[@nick1822]

“Nope, you’re playing someone better than me, hahaha!”

[@edlawn5481]

So proud of our little buddy, Vanderbilt.

[@spikymikie]

IKR, It almost brought a tear to my eye.

[@lhm812]

​@@spikymikie I cried.

[@jameswilliamson4856]

I'm calling this a victory because they made it!

[@Flip_Flop82]

That'll do 'Dores. That'll do

[@tekishanash8419]

I literally awed out loud, geaux get 'em Vandy!

[@Jadon-i1m]

"But Clemson did." "FFFFFFFUUUU" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I've started a war

[@Gemni65]

Clemson is in your dreams

[@Jadon-i1m]

@@Gemni65 I'm a tigers fan which makes this 10 times funnier

[@Gemni65]

@ tiger fan of what university

[@Jadon-i1m]

@@Gemni65 Clemson (There are WAYYY too many tiger universities imo)

[@inDAhole176]

Clemsux. At least they didn't play a 6 win Pittsburgh in the acc championship. Only in the acc can everybody suck almost all the time.

[@michaelbloom5342]

I absolutely lost it when USC found out about Clemson. That was hilarious!

[@boxerpupsatl7341]

the real USC

[@thesavagedonut698]

@@boxerpupsatl7341 The USC Blueblood version even made it in this time

[@davidfence6939]

@@boxerpupsatl7341 Facts. 1801 and even the US mail knows it's CA. Not SC for California.

[@abnrgr7569]

No it wasn't 🤬😠😡. 😂🤣😇 screw clemsux

[@NeoKenshin]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[@smallmetalowl3209]

It was particularly galling since everyone knows how much Missouri loves company.

[@AerynBella]

Clever 😆

[@KingKong-fj4dk]

Well done

[@HobbySooner]

underrated comment and under liked :)

[@dougmac3046]

Nice

[@darkomtobia]

👏👏👏

[@SloMotionBaseballer]

Salute Vanderbilt for winning a bowl game thanks Diego for a great season

[@leeannsteen2692]

As a loooooong-time Vandy fan, this definitely brought tears to my eyes. And so touching to see so many of you guys say the same. Thanks, Matt!

[@Heartwing37]

Yay! This LSU fan is soooo proud of Vandy! ❤️❤️❤️

[@gamer9smith]

So's this Georgia fan, I hope you beat the mess outta the wreck, and in less OT's than we did too

[@EmmaViviane]

Same with this Vol🍊. Way to go little bro!

[@leeannsteen2692]

@@gamer9smith may it go smoothly and swiftly! :)

[@levibradley5098]

I'm a Vol fan, but the fact that both TN teams got spots and Bama didn't, makes me a Vandy fan just a little more than before.

[@danmurphy95]

Oh man, you had to hurt Darth Miz even more.😂

[@copywriter2001]

We will have our revenge.

[@AlsadsajsAlsadsajs-vl7th]

Our hate just makes us stronger

[@lordkingbignuts8338]

Miz-who?

[@genny5309]

And then promote a t-shirt!

[@calebjackson2490]

“Oklahoma Good News” “I’m playing you again?” You never miss Matt 😂

[@samgiroux3063]

I was literally about ready to type about the absence of Mizzou...again. Then, I saw the end. Yup, that tracks perfectly.

[@j.alexander4948]

😂 they're such an afterthought

[@wramsey2656]

As a UK Fan.... "Thats why we got you these plates" had me rolling (no bowls), those Bama fans always southernly nice you got to appreciate it.

[@crimsondynasty6884]

It's our Southern heritage, raised to show our Southern hospitality.😊

[@wramsey2656]

@@crimsondynasty6884 i agree Brother! we lived in Macon Georgia for 10 years due to my work assignments. I had two engineers from Alabama that worked for me that I had hired, loved them both one of them God rest his soul. God bless have a great day. I surely wish Alabama had made the playoffs but Lord willing there’s always next year.

[@denniscarney5249]

I trust Brian Kelly about as much as a one-eyed Gator, you know? -- dying!😂😅

[@Heartwing37]

Same, Cajun…same! 💜💛

[@craigastor8182]

@@denniscarney5249 thanks. Listened 5 times and still missed it. Might need to add captions for the Cajun impaired.

[@lauren3224]

@@craigastor8182Can't use automated captions though. It definitely wouldn't get it right.

[@lauren3224]

@@craigastor8182 "Oh yeah. We goin [word here?] back to the Texas Bowl. I tell you what we gonna do. We goin to get our coach back from Baylor. Because I trust Brian Kelly bout as much as a one-eyed gator. Y'know?"

[@deemcdaniel9150]

Thanks! I understood more than I thought I did! I couldn't translate the words Texas, Baylor or Brian Kelly so I couldn't use "context"😂😂 to figure the rest out!

[@antarahmoody575]

For all that SEC SHORTS did to pull out the stops, SEC Roll Call still rocks! The 2 shows are really not to be compared because Roll Call DOES NOT CARE WHAT SEC SHORTS DOES!

[@Brandy-yn5vt]

Sec shorts has a budget since they are bank sponsored and have a whole cast and crew. Matt is a one man operation I think he has maybe a camera man to help and it’s a basic set up he couldn’t afford locations special effects and music like sec shorts has bc they have the budget. Both are very good but one expects more from sec shorts bc of the support they have. I expect Matt’s to be basic and rely on inside baseball type jokes instead.

[@johnhardman825]

Both are great shows every week!

[@Heartwing37]

It’s ok to like them both though, right? 😂

[@jawjagrrl]

Don't miss either every week! Same for Funnymaine, except last week which was likely an hour of frustration over Bama not making the playoff.

[@jawjagrrl]

Don't miss either every week! Same for Funnymaine, except last week which was likely an hour of frustration over Bama not making the playoff.

[@joshuawright8509]

The Vandy bit made me tear up a little. They're the little brother of the SEC, but God forbid you doubt them... they'll make you regret it.

[@brandon9491]

Love vandy for beating bama ❤️

[@nettiemac]

I felt every moment of that "fuuuuuuuuuuu........." and I actually misted up a bit with Vandy! :) BRAVO!!!!

[@APEXoftheAVATAR]

Matt, your cajun is getting better. Soon, you'll be an honorary cajun!

[@hulk6785]

I'm starting to understand it better.

[@dannichols5010]

I trust Brian Kelley less than a one eyed Gator. 😂

[@tomhansen3300]

@@hulk6785 Isn't that scary.. (nt da cree)

[@sneakyjames01]

Vandy getting a Bowl game brings tears to my eyes.

[@Austin-j1f]

Matt, can’t believe the regular season has come and gone already.. I feel like it was just week one. Thank you for another great season of videos!

[@poolhall9632]

He yelled "Merry Dawgmas to all" as he rode off into the night... "Bama in the wilderness... ...oh what a sight!"

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

I guess that Bama Claus really found himself on the naughty list thus year.

[@lilbatz]

I can’t wait for Vandy to gloat all over Bama’s arrogant @ss 😂 Anchors Down💪 Go BLUE 💙💛

[@sparkyplug788]

“Piggly Wiggly, you’re headed to Memphis!”😂

[@lil_lobo11]

This was great. That bit with Clemson was pure genius. The crimson tears was a nice touch.

[@wendyduncan9084]

My in house Tiger thought it was hysterical. 🧡

[@Quantum_Zebra]

"the more he reads the less barking you'll hear" - thats right!! WOOF WOOF WOOF

[@scottshinbaum1772]

That Carolina reaction about sums up my weekend just right.

[@KingE34]

Me too and I don’t even like sc. I genuinely would take Syracuse to beat Texas before I’d take Clemson.

[@bamafan-in-OZ]

I love that you have brought back coach O's voice for LSU.

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

I guess we finally learned the answer to the age old question, Who'd win in a fight, a drunken Irishman or a Bulldog?

[@michaelarmstrong5782]

I LOVE when you do the LSU voice!!!😂😂😂 Best Roll Call EVER!!! GO DAWGS!!!

[@kroger04]

Darth Mizzou won their bowl game vs the Big 10. Anxiously awaiting the next SEC Roll Call

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Yep. Especially with that Bama Game

[@lilbatz]

It is gonna be a laff riot between Texas, Vandy and Darth Mizzou. Makes my little black heart happy Darth Mizzou got kicked like a dog all season with disrespect and still came in with a bowl win.

[@hannah_nc_12]

Brilliant! Loved Vandy's moment.

[@MS-hl8fe]

Oh Vandy, I am so proud of you, I shed a joyful tear. Anchor Down!

[@firstbradley3281]

Pure poetry worth the wait!

[@kdfleming2]

Yay for Vandy!! And to all a very Merry Christmas whether a plate or a bowl. 🎄🎄🎄🎄

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Your incomprehensible Cajun accent is so accurate and so hilariously unhinged

[@lauren3224]

I actually caught all but one word. I think Baylor was the only word I missed ("back from Baylor"). Maybe one more. I decided to look up Baylor's coaching staff to see if a former LSU coach was on it. Aranda

[@terricombs]

Aww Vandy... God bless us every one! 👼🎄🌟

[@darlenehoover6577]

D'aww, Vanderbilt. Bless your little hearts. 😁

[@rockmyworldmusic]

Vol fan here. The orange joke was top-notch.😆

[@bigty4725]

Same here and I never really cared for the orange lol. I do really like the black out jerseys and Smokey grey ones though

[@wendyduncan9084]

I too prefer the dark gray. It’s hard to wear that orange and look pretty but we do it anyway!

[@bigty4725]

@@wendyduncan9084 right I understand lol. It’s My favorite team so I wear it anyways lol 😂

[@wendyduncan9084]

@ I spent years trying to find a UT orange compatible lip gloss. There isn’t one. 😂😂😂 Clear chapstick and team shirts for the win!!!!!!

[@bigty4725]

@@wendyduncan9084 lol it’s a odd color I’m sure to find for that.

[@mythicgamer6291]

Im proud 🥲 of Vanderbilt congrats on making a bowl game and having a really great season 😁

[@HowDoIDad]

Slow claps for making this a Christmas story. 🙏🙏🙏

[@malcolmt7883]

May all the SEC have a Merry Bowl Season and a Happy New Year! (except Texas)

[@Educated2Extinction]

Texas lives rent free in so many heads.

[@04straw]

🤘😂

[@peggystaudt7820]

Bless your tiny little Grinch heart ❤️ and Hook 'em 🤘! Really enjoy these segments every week! PURE genius!

[@austincaldwell4258]

Dawgmas is now a holiday tradition for me. also I bout had war flash backs when I realized we were going into overtime AGAIN

[@guido3315]

Matt Matt Matt, Truely love this series. 😎😎

[@JenniferZych]

I look forward to these every week and never get disappointed love it

[@perrywebb5833]

So proud of our little brother vandy!

[@craftyjen55]

Oh poor Darth Mizz getting left outta the fun 🤣🤣🤣

[@VorlonAngel]

Words cannot explain how awesome that was!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joemcknight6304]

This is the time of year when I will be pulling for every SEC team to win!!!

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

"Mississippi State" "We ain't doing bowls" "I got you these plates!"

[@TheSOutherner94]

I truly think my bulldogs won’t make another bowl game for another 10 years

[@kingMT514]

⁠@@TheSOutherner94We are in for a dark future…

[@ashcat412]

I am SO happy for Vandy!

[@keithconner9036]

Thank you Matt. That was brilliant. Your gift of rhyme and humor. Merry Dawgmas indeed

[@AdmiralGray1911]

The Vandy ending brought a tear to my eye. You sir are a treasure.

[@tngrrl73]

Your first post-credits scene with Mizzou! Go Vols!

[@joshuah.vaughn1037]

Seeing vandy get a gift gave me chill bumps.

[@SoFreshAndSoClean17]

Oh thank God! I was having a heart attack. Glad to see you’re ok and alive Matt! Thanks for all the content this year.

[@stephenblevins3829]

You're a real boy now Vanderbilt!

[@Stephie2007]

"Piggly wiggly! You're headed to Memphis!" 😂

[@UliDaNihilist]

Merry Dawgmas, everybody! Especially you, Texas!

[@Zachary-bv1yf]

The fact that ga has two losses in other parts of the sec...

[@deemcdaniel9150]

​@@Zachary-bv1yfdoesn't matter !!!😂😂😂

[@hscollier]

Y'all really hated losing two bowl games to a weak Texas, huh? Good payback this season though.

[@UliDaNihilist]

@@hscollier that was a weak Georgia, too. Hence the reason we were in that bowl game with y'all to begin with.

[@secundus1927]

Oh bs. That was not a weak uga. Y’all were talking how you were robbed and should have been in the playoff and we’re going to dominate them as revenge. I’m a gt and even I got tired of the excuses and bs your arrogant ***es kept coming up with. U truly r now the most arrogant fan base in college athletics.

[@awesomefish7536]

2:21 definitely my favorite part of the video

[@hughhead9079]

Truly an awesome SEC Matt-erpiece!

[@LMN22]

😂😂😂 smu over SC turned out exactly like i expected. Continuing your rhyming was impressive. Hats off

[@Maz3360]

Absolutely brilliant. Merry Dawgmas, everyone! Yes, even the Lot Lizards down in Gainesville.

[@Ceyx000]

❤ it GT v Vandy should be a good game. GO VOLS!!

[@craigastor8182]

How to get multiple viewings from Big10 fans; insert a Cajun speaking Tiger fan into the script. Love it. Thank you Matt.

[@christopherpugh7199]

Delicious Crimson Tears.😅 Seems like a good present to me.😊

[@perrywebb5833]

Looks like it tastes sweet!

[@samdaugherty7585]

All I got to get me through the next month. WDE

[@jossynda]

And for the Alabama fans that aren’t crying- Which is the majority of us.

[@BillyGHill]

It'll get you diabeetus

[@CBNIVSports]

I love Dawgmas

[@Tusk_Tact]

The most over rated Holiday

[@FlurryMcCoolio]

*Under​ @@Tusk_Tact

[@Barkateveryone]

@@Tusk_Tactwhat does that say about Texas hahaha

[@fudge_real]

Me too

[@YLMisHim]

me to, GO DAWGS!

[@A-A-RON-86]

Am I the Only one that Teared up when Vandy came up? Great job lil bro!!!!From a Dawg

[@cyb0lt]

Lists on butcher paper are the perfect touch.

[@michaelwenk2234]

I always love his Orgeron impression!

[@Bdon-tf2]

As a Clemson fan it brings so much joy to watch us get in even with a loss to South Carolina (Texas will kill us)

[@thomasEpps-j2d]

SC screaming bc Clemson got it is so real

[@folkchick1]

Clemson fan here, too! I'm just thrilled we get on Roll Call!

[@hscollier]

Don't give up hope, we never know which Quinn will show up; Pick-6 Quinn or not-horrible Quinn. 🤘🏽

[@robtrawick1]

Yeah they will

[@wendyduncan9084]

I’m a Vol and my husband is Clemson. He watches these every week with me. We love it when Clemson gets to come play with Matt.

[@MissMaryEmbroidery]

Merry Dawgmas!! So well done! 😂👏👏👏

[@dawgdayz4884]

woof woof

[@Bugkillahz]

I just can’t get over how he sets up all the stuff on the shelf for every team and dresses out.

[@littleshu1]

Thanks, Matt, for a great post - season story time. Indeed, not even the Elf on the Shelf could wrangle up a play off spot even with the "just cuz we're Bama" excuse. Awesome!

[@TheMarcusramsey]

The Braums mug is a perfect touch.

[@danielallmon2173]

I had to go back to see it. Moved to S Cacalacky and I miss Braums and Whataburger so much.

[@BDawg23945]

Ending was amazing! Vandy, this is coming from a Georgia fan, we are so dang proud of you this season!

[@Inboden69]

The ability to roll these out so fast is amazing, great job on this one! Hook 'EM!

[@BenBurnette-f3m]

Let's get this man to a million

[@Decade_of_the_Dawg]

Them dawgs is hell! Sic em! Woof woof woof

[@dustinp4282]

I'm proud of Vandy.

[@quintdonkryder5984]

How bout them dawgs!! 😂

[@deemcdaniel9150]

That was amazing, Matt!! No wonder it took extra time! Excellent writing!! This is your best one yet!! How bout them Dawgs!!!

[@SugarBear74Chi]

There he is! Highlight of my Wednesday! Y'all did Mizzou dirty! 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnmorgan1629]

Feliz Novidiad Y'all.

[@wyattwilliams6659]

The fact that the whole video rhymes is so impressive. I literally laugh out loud every week!

[@keitholding8541]

Brilliant. And many thanks from across the pond.

[@Sp0rtzfan-o9j]

Who else just loves the holiday season? The football the family the food the sec roll call. Best time of year

[@robwebster1098]

Instant classic! Definitely needs to be a Xmas tradition

[@josephbraden6768]

Yes finally. Love it. Incredible rhymes.

[@jessew1133]

Lol🤣. Love it! Merry Christmas to Matt and everyone who brings us SEC Roll Call. Cheers from B1G country 🎅🤶🍻

[@LordCoolnessocity]

Oh this oughta be good. EDIT: it was indeed. Merry Dawgmas everyone!

[@jessevardaman6208]

This is one of the best SEC Roll Call episodes ever

[@Sam-fu3by]

From a gator fan congratulations Vandy

[@AerynBella]

Your writing is so good! I loved this last year, and I hope you keep on doing it! ❤🎄🎁

[@jasonlewis9326]

When it comes to mizzou, I always just say…WAIT FOR IT 😆🤣😩🤣😆

[@nicholaspowell7931]

Matt once again loved it

[@charlesokelley2961]

Worth the wait. SEC roll call is always better than sec shorts.

[@edlawn5481]

Both were great this week.

[@deemcdaniel9150]

And with only one person doing all the parts! I do have to say, I love SEC Shorts' Vandy, though! I wish they had beat SC with him there. Go Vandy! Anchor down! Congratulations! But most of all, Go Dawgs!!

[@Diane-u6r]

Matt Mitchell never disappoints.

[@MeanSaltine14]

Im dreaming of a crimson Christmas. With every playoff seed we miss. May all your SEC bowl games be wins And all our 4 and 5 star transfers... Be bright.

[@wa1w511]

I was so worried you were not going to do an SEC Roll Call....thank God for Matt.

[@MattLovesVinyl]

Laughed out loud at Sakerlina's reaction to the Clemson news. LMAO!