alpha business bro tutorial 🔥💯🤑 | self care gaming: supermarket simulator

alright bros today i'm teaching you the 🔥 SECRETS TO BEING AN ALPHA 🐺💯 !!! step 1 only eat rocks 💪🪨 !!! step 2 throw your wife over your shoulder and run 2000 miles every day 🙆‍♀️🏃‍♂️💨 !!! step 3 steal money from children 👶💵🫲 !!! they have more than you think 🧠 !!!
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[@WHALEBOY777]

* Me walking into the cereal store * "Where's the pasta?"

[@notcoldjustdeep7084]

I purchased your course on breakfast dropshipping and I was not disappointed. Best $7,000 dollars I’ve ever spent. Thanks Business Guru Mem!

[@MemoriaMatters]

thank you so much ! remember if your business fails you probably just need my next level course !

[@gamblerofrats]

_"no-one cared about me... before the chokipik"_ - joker

[@MarkTheMagnificent]

Not Mem just casually dropping the track of year ad lib, good lord

[@austinbaccus]

yeah i didn't know she can sing. save some for the rest of us

[@Smogshaik]

@@austinbaccus If you didn't know that you've GOT to watch the Gorko saga!

[@WHALEBOY777]

@@austinbaccusI think she said one time that she almost won a state championship for singing but lost to another girl.

[@amycatherine2415]

She needs to get on bandcamp 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ghostylovesu]

The song 🔥🔥

[@GrahamHensley]

That voice though. Highlight

[@judlesmeldrum-roy6231]

Finally, a real alpha can tell me how to become one.

[@GingerBun]

today i saw a guy walking out of the grocery store with just a big jug of milk and two boxes of raisin bran and all i could think of was "this is one of mems customers isnt it"

[@spokelore]

"That business man had to show off that he had $100" As a waiter, I can't begin to describe how painful it is to get change for a $100 bill.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I love these "simulators" where you seemingly run independent stores, by spending your 100$ starter cash on like 4 items. This is the grown up version of children playing supermarket.

[@hal3674really]

From experience I can say the most unrealistic thing about this game is people actually respecting the closed sign. People will ALWAYS just try the door on an unlit business at all hours.

[@tiolocmcgrock]

song was dope. also cant wait for you to get your very own gfuel flavor. or gamer supps with a picture of a hot anime girl in the label

[@notyouraveragedave5344]

Me at my retail job: 😢 Me watching Mem play a retail job video game: 😮

[@Smogshaik]

ok the flipping horn had me in stitches fr xD

[@-inputoutput]

insane that a lineup of stock brokers walked into a grocery store on their lunch break to buy an entire discrete box of cereal can't you guys share?? did you not come from the same firm? what in thw world?

[@aeternalslime9670]

i do work as a cashier and every time I get to give somebody 41 cents ( a quarter plus a dime plus a nickel plus a penny, for one of each) i DO get a little excited that i give them one of each

[@musicbykurt]

haven't had a hit single of this caliber since the gorko finale. you love to see it.

[@Nucleosynthese]

Great video. I love it when Mem delves into the Steam store to find some gems for us

[@oraborat1266]

i simultaneously want an entire series and can't stand another second of this game

[@joeproway]

i had cereal for dinner the other night and mem's breakfast store has validated that decision! i would be more than willing to spend $7 or even $7.50 on fresh chocopik if it means that i can keep eating cereal for dinner without judgment

[@jensheilman4179]

Had a low mood day but your videos helped a lot. Thank you. Loved the editing in this one. The bonk sound made me laugh every time. ^^

[@byteinbitwise]

Not me watching this for the second time in two days… more chokopik please!

[@shmerda5565]

damn wtf mems actually got a bit of Disney singing voice

[@alecgarza1160]

her business acumen is clean 💯💯

[@eyeiaye]

There's something really quaint about this game, would definitely watch a part 2!

[@KyosBlog]

One box of Chokipik Cereal please! Unfortunately KZbin doesn't allow me to give exact change, so I guess the rest is a tip.

[@MemoriaMatters]

thank you so much !! your box will be delivered in 1-3 business months. please note we cannot help with any complaints unless you post an angry tweet that gets more than 1000 likes.

[@steviebrown64]

How prescient! I literally bought a shirt yesterday haha. Glad to support your skilled business endeavours 💸

[@EnidTheGamesNihilist]

Thumbnail has me ☠️ great vid!

[@rileysimmons9886]

13:45 Didn't know homegirl could sing like that. Didn't know she was chorally inclined. 10/10

[@UnIockables]

enjoying this video over a bowl of chokipik

[@nyanko8972]

Me thinking she started playing the official disney song. Nope, just casually singing.

[@DiegeticDogma]

💼

[@MemoriaMatters]

thank you !! 🫶 no refunds for the business course, also remember the NDA you signed

[@HonoredLionheart]

13:44 oh my god slaaaaay

[@flarmie]

you gotta make more of this its too good lolol

[@NamelessBody]

Dayum that was some pretty great singing!

[@zakkthrowback]

Really enjoyed this one, hope to see this game return 🤑

[@LRCoolDude]

KZbin needs to show these vids to more people cuz this legit it top tier content 😂 I have yet to see I video that I didn't enjoy watching it's insane 🤙

[@pocari2736]

23:34 - It's this little place called Europe. It's pretty underground though, most people don't know it.

[@xylliann]

OMG, you had me laughing...fills up all my brain space and then the voices stop. WOW!!! Your demeanor and your jokes reminds me of Aubrey Plaza...LOVE IT! SUB'd

[@mankeytamer]

Pretty amazing voice

[@joelpace2039]

that singing voice though.

[@ralphwoodruff]

I wish all cashiers in real life were as lippy and conversational as Mem.

[@calculus_homework1105]

supermarket sim part 2: nft, the line no longer goes up

[@ivan-sin-compania5710]

I used to always work with the lights off because they would drop the framerate to like 18-15 FPS

[@gummybread]

Mem i think you missed something in the description Your spotify link for that fire Chokipic and Milk song

[@Salem_And_Misha]

WAIT YOUR SO GOOD AT SINGING

[@30livesshow]

Ppl are fr sleeping on your content omg

[@gtifranz]

you just jedi mind tricked this npc so hard 🥂

[@MODIGSOFFICIAL]

just randomly thought of Chokipik and I had to come here!

[@wellatleastimhere1974]

Pop star mem

[@benjaminsandeen9241]

This video reminded me to pay my rent this month :P

[@bel3961]

the view is good from the chokipeak

[@debdebberton]

omgod this made me wheeze laugh lmao, incredible comment

[@lottievixen]

oh my gosh someone else annoyed by not being able to use the numpad, I'm not alone!

[@aviidea3330]

i need a part 2

[@soupwizard]

25:57 "The grind is real"

[@mexicanhalloween]

have you tried Arizona's Black & White tea? it's amazing

[@MarylandResident]

The song was hilarious

[@ChrisHoHoHooooooo]

See you in the Bahamas 😎

[@xenagabbyxena]

mem!! would you ever play resident evil?

[@llcoolgames]

finally an alpha who teaches how to talk to women... i mean females

[@dr_redbanRL]

Neon signs do kind of work like that

[@Emymagdalena]

14:06 Drop the album?

[@Nereosis16]

Mem doesnt know what europe is

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo]

This video was brought to you by Kelloggs

[@Eddeck59]

Chocapic is Nestlé, sadly 😞

[@smileyface9064]

I would love to see you play a game called "Suck Up"

[@jimbob3332]

you got sun where you live?