“Alpha Male” Thinks He Can Pick Up ANY Woman

[@atozy]

Don’t worry the hair will be back to how it was in a few months, anyway thanks for all of the support lately guys

[@tomasbashe6235]

Nice.

[@amandayork7347]

My husband says grow that shit long af and dread it! Or at least epiclly long lol

[@kayvaughnallderdice2035]

Atozy curl it

[@dopefresh6231]

Atozy go get laid

[@witnessesofthelightjq5623]

Atozy #fratlord

[@markparkinson6378]

I tried all these steps. I was accused of sexual harassment.

[@Bigmaupin30]

😂😂

[@Tarumarugan]

Mark Parkinson 😂😂😂😂

[@maceylps5947]

🤣

[@alexukmsp2175]

Mark Parkinson oh shit 😂

[@taskmagician4289]

Mark... really?

[@ekaterinagalkina372]

“If she glances at you she’s interested “ or she’s looking at you cause you’re a creep staring at her😂😂😂

[@doctorheck2186]

Follow AlphaM's instructions if you ever want to see a woman walk away with her hand over her drink

[@phaedraremington6247]

@@doctorheck2186 Hahahaha! 🤣

[@realredthepro8935]

true as fuck

[@bararobberbaron859]

What if you were meeting someone and your friend sends a text 'Oh I'm already here, near the back'. So you look towards the back, and voila, you accidentally scan across the dudes face. And then like Potatos said, cover your drink with your hand :P

[@naptime7053]

Lol I'd seriously think he was going to drop something in my drink

[@2LadyofShalott6]

How to flirt with a woman: 1. Ask her genuine questions about herself to get to know her as a person and if she's interested she will also talk to you as well. Done lol

[@ppgzchat]

Isabel Lemon Step 2: *Just don’t flirt.*

[@shinigami_0127]

Step 3: T-pose

[@maysun1355]

Isabel Lemon Final step: Just be gay because my real estate is limited.

[@ppgzchat]

May Sun XD I’d say my bank account is limited

[@kolinmartz]

So pretty much what he’s saying?

[@Dylanschillin]

"Make eye contact with everyone you can" Thats how you get in a fight in my town

[@lilyj.thomas4555]

I don't wanna live where you live....but 😂😂😂

[@emiliomarbanjr]

Exactly.

[@DolphinOfFire]

Ghetto gang rise up

[@davidvendler6865]

Same. My friend spent 2 weeks in ICU because some dudes beat him. Funny part is that he was not looking at them or any thing. BUT he was dacing with a girl that one of the dudes liked. She was not his gf, he just liked her. Suddenly a group of 5 jumped him and beat him until he was literally half dead.

[@Dylanschillin]

@@davidvendler6865 yah boi and the girl have situations after that?

[@harveyandabeni]

He sounds like a nature programme. "In order to mate, the male must puff his chest, narrow his eyes and give the mating signal "hey bebbeeee"

[@Lando007_]

harveyandabeni Hi my name is Aaron

[@orangecrayola1326]

Oh god

[@MrArtty31]

😂😂😂

[@mihatwd9492]

"Did it hurt...when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell." My favorite pick up line of all time

[@bmogsy967]

MihaTWD 94 did it hurt when ur dad left

[@mihatwd9492]

@@bmogsy967 lmao, my dad is still here. My parents are still together. I'm sorry that yours didn't love you.

[@bmogsy967]

MihaTWD 94 they still dont😂

[@Faithmaxxing23]

That's awesome

[@mirandanils5114]

I’d love that

[@onigiribasket1444]

"Don't caress or lick her face, yet-" Yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me, thank you very much.

[@youssafsu2307]

I hear faint screami- oh wait nvm that's just coming my basement...

[@noellopez6346]

@@youssafsu2307 Oh nice what tactic did you use to get them?

[@bismarrezaaraisyi384]

That's the way to know if a person lying to you or not, you can just taste the lie from sweat, JK

[@necrofai6713]

If someone was staring at me I WOULD look back, not because I'm interested but because I'm paranoid.

[@imanimaldonado1626]

Staring contest

[@weirdtree8611]

@@imanimaldonado1626 time to assert your dominance

[@itsyarieliz4086]

i will put this face -😐🤨-

[@brittanymorgan7327]

Step 1: Have both ears pierced Step 2: Do NOT under any circumstance, break eye contact Step 3: Harassment

[@binamai6638]

Brittany Morgan omlll

[@jjpelham7548]

Really LAY ON the step three

[@liizzset]

@@jjpelham7548 LOL!

[@princessego5568]

@@ripetikafckpika8746 Tf? I value wholesome affection, respect and actual intellect from a man. I won't lie in saying that a LOT of fellow women are into that, which is dumb asf.

[@tablen7224]

@@princessego5568 r/wooosh

[@jakemann6123]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face

[@tullemus1877]

Jake Mann ouch😂

[@BonerDonor-og5dw]

Thought the same thing haha

[@River739]

I remember this shit from sixth grade

[@elliethesmasher]

OOoOooOoF

[@kixi8033]

😂😂

[@brighteyes962]

How to hit on a girl Step one: Introduce yourself and ask her name. Step two: Talk like a normal human being.

[@SEVENTEENPOINT1]

Yup

[@tehhron]

Yeah but then you just end up making a genuine connection with someone. That leads to a relationship The goal here is to bang as many skinny basic bitches as possible. It's a douche guide.

[@nickmiller323]

R these tips are still more geared for high school or college douches. Adults who just wanna get laid can, by acting like a normal human being. This dude is a predator.

[@scft4yun]

And just be yourself🤷‍♀️

[@jaggirl]

Pretty simple..👍

[@jillianc7485]

ugh when atozy said “do it on em” instead of “do it to em” my blood started to boil a lil bit lmao

[@atozy]

Simple mistake

[@TimeraB]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 please stop

[@Lunabyes]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 your video was shit and you're annoying as fuck, leave youtube no one likes you

[@viktoriya2145]

More like “how to get a restraining order from ANY woman”

[@claire___]

Lol

[@863LKLD]

😂😂😂

[@robertsprague3981]

Lol...Right?

[@BevinEG]

Tits.

[@P0L4R]

I see you on PhilipSolo yesterday and Atozy today, are you following me? lol

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

His foundation doesn't match his skin tone. Also, guys who "prowl" and "pretend not to stare" are creepy as hell and make us nervous. Don't involve more than a few guy friends, and never approach a woman who is by herself with your group of friends. Just walk up and say, "hi, what's your name?" If you're interested in a woman. Be friendly, kind, and have good eye contact. Girls DO like attention from men. Don't touch girls. No. Not when you first meet them.

[@eva1585]

right?? As soon as he mentioned touching her arm i wanted to crawl out of my skin. I feel so bad for any woman who had the misfortune of meeting him in a bar, club or anywhere else on earth if this is what he does

[@tirzxh]

The boys at my school are like that the popular girls think it's cute it's not

[@eeiity8600]

I’m just gonna emphasize something. (Probably the most important part) DO NOT approach her while she’s on her own with your group of friends. DO NOT. EVER.

[@mirandanils5114]

Lol forreal! Just say hi - don’t touch me because I’ll automatically be uninterested regardless

[@10thTigerProductions]

Stfu

[@Kruppuchino]

How to pick up a girl. 1: Walk up to her. 2: Lean forward. 3: Grab her by the ankles and lift her up gently. 4: Carry her like a towel around your neck. If you've done all these steps right you will now have a girl around your neck. This comment is a joke btw.

[@lawnakate2814]

Kevin Scholten I missed the joke part Im currently in jail

[@thathistoryiscoolguy]

@@lawnakate2814 lol

[@woosh_police4018]

You look like stromae

[@Kruppuchino]

@@woosh_police4018 No i'm his long lost cousin stramoi

[@woosh_police4018]

@@Kruppuchino ooh god

[@CanadianDan854]

_Man, what an absolute Chad._

[@emssaann1649]

Yeah

[@Godsikins]

O.o chad from bleach

[@hbdys]

Shut up and eat your cheese

[@enigmaticginger]

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WTF

[@educatedgibberish2241]

Sounds accurate!

[@dabbysuttons9721]

*People who are on drugs wear sunglasses in nightclub lol, so they can hide those crazy eyes,because they look scary sometimes*

[@DeLaCrack]

My girl daria knows whats up

[@vicniglio]

Or the lights are too bright bc the pupils are dilated from the molly...........................

[@stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503]

That comment by him made me 100% certain he never goes to clubs hahahahaha the rest of the video made it 200%

[@navajodoll6320]

daria suttons as a person who does drugs I can verify this

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@stillwaitingforblackmetalr2503 well he sounds and looks like an introvert. He was probably a nerd.

[@EliAllen02]

I tried to do all this but it was too late, Alfa em already stole all the girls. I tried to save the remaining girls but there was none left. All the girls are gone. They’ve all been taken hostage by Alfa em. Even the 2nd and 3rd choice girls have been captured by the superior masculine body who goes by Aaron. I’m sorry girls, I’m just too weak to defeat the flirting god

[@XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty]

This comment deserves more recognition.

[@user-nw8tg1pg9y]

I could never fuck a guy with an earring unless it was supposed to be ironic.

[@bibiboba3204]

👏 👏 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@uru4359]

Eli Allen that means he got the furries let him keep them but take the gamer girls

[@Einar0531]

A-Aron?

[@JD-ix1ey]

"The arm is the safest place to touch a woman when you're..." For the love of God, don't touch a woman you've never met😂

[@sadiewinterlord6908]

Exactly! Especially if someone touches my waist they're getting a punch in the face

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

You would never be able to hit me. Don’t make me laugh.

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

@Afton Games how

[@jirahjashmiermacalino7556]

pIayingwithmahwii what?

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

@@jirahjashmiermacalino7556 huh

[@Ingerimm]

"All about how to flirt in a bar or nightclub." Do yourself a favor, and stop picking up people in these places.

[@mrpapagiorgio5404]

Right? Never any real success stories coming from girls you meet at the club

[@manliestmanmanny7804]

Erik Ruiz k

[@robinho6389]

I've met my wife at a nightclub when I was 15 yo 😂. True story though.

[@Wildmilly]

@@robinho6389 Probably not the type of girl you should of married...

[@0ana000]

Oh yes, like women can't go in a club or a bar and be good human beings.

[@frogdrug8282]

Real advice, from a real girl : 1. dont 2. do 3. anything 4.he 5.said 6. be respectful & your confident self

[@barnvandiebos9070]

So exactly what this guy said. And btw women dont know what they want so your advice is not good

[@velvetmochi8988]

Barn Van die Bos if you think what “alpha male” said is right, even when a GIRL said that she DOESN’T like when people do that sort of thing, and I can tell you that I wouldn’t like it either, why take the time to comment something that wouldn’t get a positive reaction?

[@seaurchinwithahat7559]

Barn Van die Bos You sound like a sexist 12 year old.

[@wolfrayne8355]

I mean he had a few things right in like the first two minutes but then he started acting like Peter Parker and then condoning harassment so... nah.

[@kolinmartz]

You must be a #niceguy

[@JJ-uy5le]

Lordfarquaad ??? What happen to your hair

[@modernman8142]

"WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?" Me: stoners , rollers , drunks, people who dont want to make eye contact. Hahaa

[@nogoodguitars5497]

I wear them on stage sometimes. I get nervous at larger shows. So, no eye contact is very trueeeeeee.

[@bigpoop3073]

Technically my prescription glasses are sunglasses so I wear sunglasses at night

[@tacokiller420]

True 🤣

[@Wuqz]

People who are fucked up or have warrants lol

[@MsVictoriaAllen]

Also Usher

[@1969ChevroletCamaro]

Atozy looks like a Toddler, Who's Parents styled his hair for church

[@juliagooglia374]

A Lemon you mean whose parents let him style his own hair for church

[@juliagooglia374]

And outfit

[@darkpandalord3844]

+A Lemon, xD

[@rae-vk1pt]

i mean at least that haircut isn’t....it kinda.....its a....i like ur shirt

[@caffeinatedgay2852]

AhhH

[@dillonshanks7069]

W

[@brendajuan8463]

Ahahaha meee

[@KingKeanuTheFirst]

Yeah, don't touch her arm, in fact don't touch her unless you want a restraining order.

[@CertifiedFresh7]

unless you want a rape case you mean

[@lukavrdoljak5151]

Why would you get a restraning order for touching someone lmao bitch tits all around here

[@KingKeanuTheFirst]

@@CertifiedFresh7 Yep totally

[@celinaf8478]

Big facts

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Girls be saying that but realize they think different at the club. Do you not go to the club lmao. Not saying his certain video was the best advice but he's talking about a club. What do you expect. People at the club do many weird things. Trust me everyone likes a little skin contact. Just gotta know when the appropriate time and what type of skin contact.

[@antagonist8629]

He literally sees flirting like a game of chess. After moveing his boys from D5 he was only two more moves away from checkmate. A brilliant move indeed

[@Dorin-leave]

I swear if some guy touches my face in the bar I will literally call the cops XD

[@myk4airy16]

@Douglas Jacquez your comments sounds disgusting. No one should be “dropped” because they don’t like harassment. Get a life man

[@ripetikafckpika8746]

X Krystale X nah he makes a point, Females nowadays days they’re the only one that should harass another, fck that shit

[@taylan71o]

welll this chain of comments are fuckin retarded

[@JacksonAndLouane]

You're lucky love because no one would want to touch you with a 10ft pole 😣

[@brixman5207]

@@taylan71o yo shut the fuck up lmao.

[@s.e.b5543]

Is it just me or does the 'alpha' dude look like an elf???

[@Sunny-we7uv]

He does lol

[@abbylamarre365]

Shabadabadoo hi elfa dude

[@destinyfarmer3581]

Sounds like one to tbh

[@bendriscoll4758]

With that haircut, which is now really common is actually what makes your ears look like

[@CloudHopperz]

Elfa M.

[@ashleyvanhalst5729]

One of two things will happen 1.) she will run away screaming 2.) she beats you up

[@niamhha9014]

Loads of women are not interested in hook-ups (even in a night club). If you are just sitting there and this numpty is staring at you, it's beyond creepy.

[@computerlearingchannel4257]

@@niamhha9014 hahahahaha you comment made me laugh

[@Bruh-yb8qo]

Ashley Van halst she wouldn’t be able to beat my ass 😂

[@darkelectrick]

Probably run away and scream

[@danniehopkins6650]

"Touch the arm, it's the least threatening thing in the world to a woman" My guy My dude My bro My Broskey My son My father My friend 😅🤭😵 That Is Still Very Creepy Do Not Touch A Girl Anywhere It Is Always And Will Always Be CREEPY!!

[@bararobberbaron859]

Yeah, the guy is weird. I mean, as far as unwanted touching goes, sure, the arm makes me pull away versus the chest which makes me throw uppercuts but neither is okay to do. You can grab a womans arm when it genuinely looks like she's fainting and will otherwise crash with her skull into a hard object. ONLY THEN. And you can't be the cause she's fainting either :P My dad once randomly collapsed and a quick reacting bystander caught him and kept him from caving his own head in. But aside from that, don't be touching anybody without permission. The way this guy talks makes me think he would also find a way to okay stabbing. "If she rejects you, you can stab her in the shoulder, it's the least painful place to stab someone."

[@electraheart-g5e]

You are a creep not a gentleman

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Agreed

[@kujju18]

I love your comment! 😄

[@misterauctor7353]

Have you watched the original video?

[@_Fluorescent_]

If any guy walked up to me like that, it would be an immediate bye. Douchebag radar on high.

[@kayymariexx]

I feel like if a girl looks away and looks back pretty soon it means "I'm real uncomfortable with this guy staring at me. Is he still staring at me? shit he's still staring at me. what do i do?"

[@kixi8033]

@@kayymariexx I mean, I tend to watch someone if they look like they're staring at me and making me uncomfortable.

[@N0BLES1X]

*QUE EVERY STEP YOU TAKE*

[@andrewmckibben2637]

I used to watch him but mainly the channel called teaching men's fashion which is the same but more targeted towards teenage guys. But I stopped watching after I realized the videos were based around the advertisement and the guy was just giving cheap advise.

[@narutouchiha5464]

Andrew Mckibben DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB

Based zeus is also really good too!

[@pockyrice7418]

They only help to a certain extent, i used to watch TMF a few years back but most of his videos now are just recycled tips. Also the 2-3 minute advertisements were horrendous.

[@xxxjuji]

Dude Same.

[@beanwojick4150]

Bruh they got to make a living somehow

[@LT-jj8rr]

You kinda look like you want to speak to the manager

[@KaeAudhild]

I've walked away from so many guys like this while they're still talking. Blows their minds.

[@KaeAudhild]

@Broly move along, troll

[@logan0087]

Sure

[@DovaDude]

Who the fuck would approach you

[@shaunmdluli3571]

Who would waste their time approaching you though ? Lmao

[@KaeAudhild]

Wow, you're all so witty and original 🙄

[@Aishathefula]

"Nothing says romance like being the second choice" 😂

[@flimsyenthusiasm5769]

My dad @ my mom.

[@AnymousScreams]

If this guy and his five wingmen gave me the look, I'd leave with my friends. Could he at least button up his shirt?

[@KatherineShimkus]

He’s too arrogant for that. Thinks he’s all that, but he lacks anything of substance and value.

[@Morto1899]

That guy's voice is really...off-putting.

[@gregkemp5689]

Il Re Morto he sounds like the host from total drama island

[@foolishmastermind2442]

Yeah but he also looks like a George Michael wannabe

[@G.reviewz]

It grates my ears

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Ikrr lmao. I bet he gets no girls because he talks so annoying.

[@orls9068]

Is he gay

[@migrainewarrior1798]

OH-MY-GOD. If a man tried these “moves” on me, I’d BURST into laughter. I swear to god I would try to keep a straight face and go along with it just to make a mockery of him, but I couldn’t handle it more than 5 minutes.

[@jirahjashmiermacalino7556]

Migraine Warrior same

[@coolbeans2345]

I actually really really hope this happens so i can get a good laugh and tell it to my friends

[@Love..Emily.]

i can see michael scott watching alpha m videos and actually trying out these ridiculously stupid “techniques” 😂

[@yeetmydudez9454]

omg ur right

[@kailynbuske6662]

Emily omfg yes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@araceliamaya5596]

and Dwight his friend in his this situation (>3

[@iamaraccoon9185]

I could see Michael Scott doing these videos

[@araceliamaya5596]

Wandering Willows yes, I would watch!

[@frbrbrgrblgrr7777]

He's a salesman. Talks like it, acts like it, dresses and accessorizes like it. Hell he actually does it with sponsors and his own products.

[@frbrbrgrblgrr7777]

Fj DT oh he's a good salesman. That's the reason he's done well imo. He knows how to sell.

[@jmtimmons]

He is probably a car salesman. Yuck!!!

[@melaniemcfadden4528]

Any guy that’s touched my waist when flirting I’m immediately repulsed

[@lizzym9935]

“If she glances at you she’s interested “ 💀😂 who tf ? these are the guys who think just because a women is nice to them “they’re totally into them”

[@abadibi]

hot guys

[@yeetmydudez9454]

This is the type of guy that makes me nervous and scared in public :)))))

[@Make-Asylums-Great-Again]

YEET my dude Z me too

[@MelaniaRose]

I feel your pain 😫

[@noe4354]

Scared? Might want to go to therapy for that

[@exploitz8388]

Noelle Fr

[@thatonedog819]

@@noe4354 considering many of us get assaulted by men like this, being scared is pretty reasonable.

[@erasmyisalgue6081]

“Oh hell yeah” seems like someone has been watching Jenna Marbles 🍵

[@nfc598]

Sounds just like her too

[@yubi8073]

ik, for a minute i wad like *holy fucking shit its jenna marbles*

[@pettypettybetty632]

@@yubi8073 OMG ME TOO! i was checking the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@Avocado0o0o]

Who? (Sarcasm)

[@colmb17]

Atozy listen, I love you but you should probably watch one of alpha m's videos on hair

[@Harveyymirr]

Colm Bermingham nooooo 😂💀

[@pr3daton701]

Roasted

[@MenWithClassOfficial]

Burnnnn 🔥

[@Sunny-we7uv]

HAHAH

[@amelijafink7537]

DEAR GUYS, Never ever use the word "prowl" in this context if you want a genuine woman. Thank you.

[@tonymejia8355]

Just a word

[@FirstnameLastname-ew8vn]

Tony Mejia moist is also just a word but doesn’t mean it’s unsettling.

[@user-vm6mw5xw7o]

Tony Mejia predator is also just a word, but you sure as hell don’t wanna describe yourself as one

[@Lndo-sh1xl]

I don’t need this video. I just show the girls my beyblades and they just flock to me. 😎😎😎😎😎

[@jodelthompson]

Metal ones or Burst. They both get the girls.

[@var6708]

@@jodelthompson well u use beyblades and I use my epic minecraft xbox 360 edition girlfriend to reel em in. Works like a charm

[@bethsaitz5731]

Lekan Atigarin lmao! 😂

[@SamuelFlaherty]

what about those bakugon things

[@Lndo-sh1xl]

Both

[@lucasemley3662]

Why does his face color not match his body color and why can I smell him through my screen?

[@me1617]

He probably uses self-tanner on his face 😂

[@hiddenlife4906]

@@XxXQuickScoperXxXJoinTheParty He's trying to say he probably wears powerful cologne

[@lucasemley3662]

Hidden Life This guy gets it

[@genericusername4883]

because he's an alpha

[@lucasemley3662]

jaz zle Oh I thought it was because he’s a frat lord, my bad

[@bremusa322]

As a wahman I found myself pregnant after this video his male dominance is just so strong

[@vranjevc]

@asscheeks mcbuttface you can, but are you gonna

[@s0Shi]

Yeah same my butthole expanded cause I got pregnant up my ass from exposure to that _strong_ alpha power

[@celinaf8478]

Lmaooo

[@Guardianofthekitchen]

This guy first tried to sell his advice as a $300 dvd on shark tank.

[@KatherineShimkus]

I see why they didn’t bite. What a joke!

[@HTPCYMC]

But can he pick up any waifu? I don’t think so. Only real alpha males are able to do that.

[@zentag1824]

Srsly wtf how are you every where

[@jumpy276]

clean my pc

[@Alex-xz2bz]

Only the realest of alpha that watch anime and play on switch can pick up waifus just by a stare

[@loganmakesthings]

God, not you again

[@thezambianprince3893]

@@jumpy276 he did clean mine, as well so he is here because every KZbinrs pc needs a bit of cleaning so he is YTcleanman

[@NuhanHidayat]

Atozy looks like Karen, you that mom with 3 kids who drives Honda Accord & shops at Whole Foods

[@mea864]

That's literally my mom down to the name and number of kids. Im...Low-key freaked out lmfao

[@inessa5923]

Only thing he needs is that red hair-dye

[@user-kx9xl2km5o]

Lol

[@kaleixy]

More like 5 kids

[@digitalstarlyte]

Him: *Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?* Her: *No. But I scraped my knee crawling up from the pits of hell*

[@groovetorped]

Counter of the year.

[@MissKlovey]

Oof 😆

[@kayleeteehan7062]

Then he'd say *So that's why you're so hot!*

[@N0BLES1X]

How to get laid in a bar or club: Step one: Be 21 or older Step two: Don’t get laid in a bar or club. Step three: Don’t follow any “Alpha Males” advice. Ever. Step four: Live a normal life. Be kind or at least considerate to people and walk your own path. Interact with people genuinely, don’t be a creep. (Also if I were a woman, this man would make me antisocial or force me to always carry a weapon with immense anxiety and extreme caution/paranoia)

[@weirdtree8611]

Yes. Same. Men who think this way are the reason why women have to be super paranoid with their surroundings and take 2000 steps to be safe or just not do this kind of stuff bc of the risk being taken

[@fittedrat7379]

2:38 I have a theory Jenna marbles is behind the the camera

[@DeerieMee]

Hell yeah

[@mariewall482]

So im not the only one who thought that

[@aswimmergirl22]

i was just looking for this commetn

[@fittedrat7379]

aswimmergirl22 lol

[@reeseturner2445]

insanity dog that’s exactly what I thought

[@ellynsoup4724]

my friend showed me this guy one time and we spent the night laughing at all his videos. you didn't even pick the funniest one!

[@picklemeister5351]

the man is a comedic genius

[@heron4147]

One of my friends non ironically sent me his videos for advice when I was in a shitty fling situation

[@JohnJohnson-fo5vl]

Alpha M is actually a genuinely nice dude with a very likeable personality (or at least online persona)

[@LeechUFC]

John Johnson exactly that’s why I can’t stand this video, he’s a great guy and doesn’t deserve this bullshit

[@Maneac]

👏👏👏 exactly, it’s just funny how he stumbled upon the channel, and ended up recording a video of one of his super old videos 🤦‍♂️ everyone’s first vids are cringe

[@JohnJohnson-fo5vl]

Atozy really failed to do his research this time. It's sad because now we have a bunch of people disliking Aaron without actually knowing his content.

[@calmyoshiz]

His content is cringey, old and new. "Dur alpha alpha, alpha harrassment, block all negative comments, alpha?"

[@browny5124]

@@calmyoshiz fuck the haters thats why

[@makkimix9535]

Me: 0.0 Also Me: *looks at my boyfriend* Him: *sleeping like a cute little baby* Me: *is super glad he is not a frat boy*

[@emiliomarbanjr]

Also you: Posts cringy ass comments.

[@abadibi]

@@emiliomarbanjr "im so quirkyyyyyyyyy"

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Aw cute :)

[@exmachina8475]

Damn, lowkey flexing your relationship on us. 😅

[@lisabuchan30]

Hes actually vile 😣 i feel sorry any woman who has been through this torturous BS

[@picklemeister5351]

I think the guy is just acting for the sake of his video

[@yaboijojo792]

I wanna say he's married too

[@supernovasavage2734]

He has a wife

[@Wildmilly]

@@ryanbarth863 Going to a club to "prowl" for women with your friends and not accepting no for an answer is a bit more than staring. Just staring=creepy

[@Teddy_Gautier]

Ryan barth the times we live in... I guess it’s a matter of perception by the women, regardless of your intentions 😔

[@Corbin_blu]

Any world where Hannahs comentary is not added is a world I don't want to live in.

[@Venus-zn3qo]

Corbin Blu that’s where I’d be

[@abbypen664]

B bitch boi why don’t you like it?

[@suyanatsuri3982]

Lmao "did it hurt when you fell from the sky"

[@makaylanicole2735]

Same. I love her in his videos I wish she would actually show up in videos

[@psychsteeves4577]

makayla nicole nah. She should make her own channel

[@ethan._.4028]

On a scale to 1 to America how free are you tonight..... lmao

[@bluemessage7504]

squidz._. gamez sorry still stuck on slavery

[@JohnJohnson-fy6dt]

Looking at your profile picture set me free

[@Emi14873]

Jupiter.

[@AntonioTLCanelas]

russia

[@waldo1635]

North Korea

[@raevermilion4438]

he’s describing how the “lAdIeS mEn” act in netflix films lmao

[@capironi9277]

He protecc He thicc But most importantly, *He steal your chicc*

[@bmogsy967]

Girthy Giraffe he style he groom but most importantly he BAD ASS!!!

[@aimee4927]

It should be He protect He attacc But most importantly.. Call the police if you see this man

[@pthysanthy9793]

@@aimee4927 Your EVERYWHERE.....

[@aimee4927]

@@pthysanthy9793 heh

[@bruv3891]

Why be an alpha male when you can be an *EPIC GAMER* 😎

[@Lndo-sh1xl]

kanye's MAGA hat amen brother 😤😤👌👌😎😎

[@norahpingping]

I mean I am not a man so I relate very hard

[@thezambianprince3893]

Im a Man so I relate

[@y3ee3e]

Virgin

[@audreyd1787]

Virgin ass niggas 😂🤣😂

[@ezrataylorsversion7239]

The fact I just came from an alpha m video😂

[@savyking236]

Same

[@PedroARCruz]

Same

[@americannick2039]

He’s obviously mad because he’s a beta which is what happens to men in relationships they’re tamed he sounded kinda salty af to me idk though

[@ezrataylorsversion7239]

JoeyPalumbo haha i Ike your humor

[@ezrataylorsversion7239]

JoeyPalumbo that’s cool(: I just thought it was funny

[@kami6526]

As a women with PTSD if a dude was "prowling" around me with his boys that would be an automatic tell the bouncer to keep an eye out on him. This is creepy and predatory I've been followed before because of problems with my ex, be careful out there peeps.

[@tadanielle3898]

Lol did he get his pickup strategy from a trashy romantic movie XD

[@thaistomp]

naw he just has the swag that makes the haters mad.

[@mottlyrics7978]

He probably follows Noah Centimeter on Twitter.

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

Most likely. Kinda like how people cite shit like the notebook and 50 shades as good romance films. It's honestly sad how most people don't even know how to treat other human beings.

[@Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty]

@@thaistomp did you just unironically use swag...?

[@thaistomp]

Cat Elkins huh?

[@irkallla]

This sounds like how to be a predator

[@Augustchica814]

This Chad is definitely into other Chads...

[@jamiestewart4656]

Alonna Gilmore if you’re name is Chad you most definitely like other dudes who’s name is Chad. Lmao

[@memaymoo8088]

Tbh he comes off like he might like men...

[@Sunny-we7uv]

@@jamiestewart4656 lmfao if your name is chad, you are probably just into dudes in general

[@Toddbaldwin00]

You only wear sunglasses at night when you’re on drugs hahhaha

[@nohypesneakers3957]

atozy not getting any girls with that haircut

[@allisoncastle]

NoHype Sneakers how did that even happen...

[@benjaminluebberst168]

What hair cut? Let’s wash it before we worry about cutting God forbid styling

[@tytydinguy]

He needs to just stick with the hat tbh

[@Braydon-it3pu]

Wtf is that side piece of hair that's not connected to the rest? LMAO

[@y3ee3e]

Look at what he wears. He dresses like a 6th grader. This dork has no idea about being a man. Just some generic youtuber kid that stays at home and plays video games.

[@BARBIE_VISION]

Alpha Fans: He's actually good guy ALPHA Em: Sexy girls and they're ugly friends Me: 😑

[@foreversimgirl828]

Robert Hillman exactly 😂

[@jordonleach4081]

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends" In a literal sense 😂

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

Yes it's a joke. One you don't understand. I'm not even a fan of his content but I know a joke when I see one.

[@bmogsy967]

Nah he’s “bad ass”

[@banjopotato2567]

Pretty sure it’s just a persona

[@1994Nettie]

"Like a super sexy tiger... You walk" what a tool😂😂

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

I mean, maybe it's just me but I can't say I've ever found tigers sexy in the first place.

[@semonerobinson8903]

"Dare I say... proowwlll"

[@katherineshimkus9511]

Living embodiment of 'I was still a virgin after college' and 'I always get slapped or puked on. Without fail.'

[@meepmorp99]

That Hazel Grace reference caught me off guard. I almost choked on my cookie

[@CoughE]

_We all know Atozy is the only "alpha male" here_

[@marekbeno1173]

You mean raccoon eggs

[@tutankhamen5080]

You mean his girlfriend

[@zerokidd21]

@@tutankhamen5080 I agree his gf is way more savage than him

[@y3ee3e]

I dont tbink atozy has left his house. He met his girlfriend online. Likely very ugly and as a result a beta Male that misses the point of the alpha m Channel

[@товарищАлександр-ч7г]

You forgot about Great Stalin

[@cray8on]

his voice definitely doesn't match an "alpha male"

[@default9033]

I was gonna say his voice matches to being bottom to a guy named Ricardo

[@calcha1274]

@@default9033 Oddly specific yet probably true

[@eyesclosed3709]

@@JohnJohnson-fo5vl but women are naturally more drawn to men with deep voices, so if he wants to categorize men into alpha and beta, he's the beta

[@Hextin]

I guarantee you think you're an alpha Male but you're not

[@cray8on]

Hextin oof got me mate

[@Snapmare_]

*_The virgin Alfa Em vs the chad atozy_*

[@jhonnb2822]

Omg your pofile pic

[@thezambianprince3893]

Revolvania confirmed

[@derjude5758]

Virgin atozy is the only atozy

[@vlogress11c81]

I'm gonna try this on my wife tonight at the kitchen counter. It's gonna go from guaranteed thing to sleep on the couch instantly. THEN I get to watch whatever tf I want on t.v. That dudes channel should be called how to get women to leave you alone.

[@tutankhamen5080]

Hey boi, are you a software update? Cuz not now.

[@aslochild4300]

Remind me later

[@kimberly-l7k5m]

Update overnight

[@jakanader]

jacksfilms?

[@lpk4396]

meg bal I’m definitely using this lmao

[@tutankhamen5080]

@@lpk4396 sure !!

[@papalxsty]

I took the advice seriously and I've succeeded... At seducing -women- *my toaster*

[@soc_gamerwrestlemania7675]

😂😂😂

[@Scholz23]

Into the bathtub

[@darkpandalord3844]

+Dr. Lustify, keep us updated on the relationship!

[@clairekennedy7719]

I feel like if any wifey found this in their guy’s search history they would break up instantly

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

"wifey"? Cringe

[@freetoad5]

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e Let him wallow in his sorrows

[@wwondertwin]

Is this guy a drag king? He looks like a drag king, talks like a drag king, is dressed like a drag act and everything about him screams "DRAG KING!!". He also doesn't have Adam's apple. He's a drag king. It's actually a hilarious act.

[@loveordeath33]

wondertwin Nah ur wrong there fam

[@mannequia8294]

After looking up drag king I wish this is what this was.

[@yms4355]

He has a wife and kids. Didn't know intentional misgendering goes for cis people now-a-days, too :D

[@geymahundr659]

@@yms4355 what was that word diarrhea you typed there?

[@yms4355]

@@geymahundr659 Talking about the same stuff apparently girls have to go trough that are into fitness. All the "Oh ya look like a man" comments. :v

[@malmamia8912]

2:39 if that ain’t Jenna marbles

[@CaylatheStrange]

I think you mean Cermet

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

How to care for your cermet

[@customarymagic]

It feels like he's just writing fanfiction about his clubbing fantasies

[@t.r.luxx1311]

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Me: "No, but I did scrape my knee crawling out of Hell"😈

[@bmogsy967]

T.R. Luxx13 did it hurt when u thought u where rly hard on the comments of a KZbin video with less views than most t series vids

[@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314]

Saucy Memes WTF

[@dishsoapdaddy2256]

r/iamverybadass

[@bmogsy967]

dish soap daddy ah shit now I’m getting put on reddit

[@HaidebugCreates]

Really, I broke a nail.

[@alexisnguyen7773]

When someone I don’t know touches me, even if I find them attractive, it’s an immediate red flag. You don’t respect my boundaries or consent, if you feel like you have permission to touch me without me giving it.

[@632sean]

(Mickey Mouse): "Hi. I'm an alpha male, and I'm going to show you how to pick up chicks. C'mon."

[@velvetbiscuit7621]

I don't understand why some guys think that's attractive lool

[@shannalese]

Because to some poor vulnerable girl...it is....unfortunately

[@xTravisMarx]

Because when you get older and the realm of social interactions shift from location to location, subtle forms of flirtation can mean coming home alone or with someone. Someday you'll understand...

[@otherfish1183]

no, son. just al-faLfA males. oops sorry well ig alfalfa fits the description too

[@DL-bh8bv]

Rule 1 in determining who is an "alpha" male: any man who calls their self an alpha male is not one. 😂

[@y3ee3e]

He has 5 million subs and people value his opinion as its usually on point. Who are you though? Some bitch ass introvert that plays videos games every day. Loser

[@guardianoftheduat]

@@y3ee3e you are throwing a tantrum like a child not sexy not alpha behave yourself

[@lukavrdoljak5151]

@@guardianoftheduat why be alpha on youtube comments?

[@lukavrdoljak5151]

@@guardianoftheduat also speaking up your opinion and giving raw truth is very much alpha

[@guardianoftheduat]

@@lukavrdoljak5151 oh sweetie you think i actually care what diarrhea opnion people spout? That's cute that you do though

[@davonnaaaa]

And he has so many suscribers on his KZbin channel, like how? People actually tune in to watch that cringe? Sad.

[@breadpanda4486]

Thats one of his old videos so dont shit on him too much he actually has some good tips for guys

[@ellichacon8840]

@@breadpanda4486 he literally sucks and only gives elementary advice that you already know. His videos were recommended to me when I was going through a rough patch, I did the exact opposite and now I have my life back.

[@breadpanda4486]

@@ellichacon8840 well i didnt say all of his tips are good and there are better ones out there but he has some pretty good ones well atleast you got a life amirite?

[@breadpanda4486]

@Lee Judd what is?

[@finn3434]

Im suscribing cuz u look like ur drunk all the time

[@vars303]

It's just the weed

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

He is. Good job. Welcome

[@durpyrainbowp8405]

Him: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? *Her: No, my not douchey boyfriend caught me.*

[@Snapmare_]

*_When someone descends to beta male_*

[@Zazazaza-nj8eq]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 nobody cares so shut up

[@sevenhazee]

@@Zazazaza-nj8eq relax

[@Zazazaza-nj8eq]

@@sevenhazee nah I'm good

[@Zazazaza-nj8eq]

@Marius nah

[@_WOR]

*Hits laptop* Girl: “Ooh 😧” *Hits laptop again* Girl again: “OoOoh 😲” Found that hilarious for some reason lol

[@thefanofrealmadrid]

The worst and funniest pick up line I've heard is: "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

[@lakenc1064]

This is the only pick up line I would tolerate

[@nghtspawn651]

@@lakenc1064 Did you just fart?

[@user-gc9pg5rm9p]

lol

[@mimicryofnothing]

as a female, that guys behavior is super creepy. .. great video btw

[@itstriplem2069]

lol if I tried this on my female friends in school, they would slap me silly with their blonde and brown hair

[@mikerotchburns2302]

EmperorShadow idiot he’s talking about in a bar/club

[@banjobill8420]

As a guy, he seems like a real douche irl. He'd be the kind of guy to order a margehrita.

[@taskmagician4289]

As a male, I agree

[@MrAVENGER901]

I like how you people judge him when you know nothing about him.If you watch his videos youd clearly see he is a great chill guy.

[@annelisevigna1829]

I would glance back at him just to confirm the best exit with him blocking the way

[@mikea683]

My mum has a microphone like that hidden under her bed...

[@OldHag73]

😂🤣😂🤣 I'm dead

[@davianvidal2514]

😂😂