Woman Can't Handle Getting REJECTED...

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Alpha Central

Alpha Central

Күн бұрын

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@pugking4518
@pugking4518 3 күн бұрын
A fun fact about bears is that when they eat their prey it's still alive when the bear is eating it
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
"I STILL PREFER TO BE EATEN ALIVE AND IN PAIN THAN SIT CLOSE TO A MAN" and then she asks her 50 simps to send her 50k
@aaabbaba
@aaabbaba 3 күн бұрын
I subscribed to u cause I genuinely love pugs
@Sylmarys24
@Sylmarys24 3 күн бұрын
No wonder modern women relate to them.
@pain3337
@pain3337 2 күн бұрын
And they eat your face first because its soft meat and your brain is whats seals the deal.
@ARandomPersom_5
@ARandomPersom_5 Күн бұрын
Fun fact bears eat for survival so atleast they have a reason…. :)
@BILL_BO_jangles
@BILL_BO_jangles 3 күн бұрын
Bears don't kill you before they eat you like a predatory cat. They will rip pieces off of you while you are a live. You're basically a fresh caught salmon.
@cumsteak
@cumsteak 2 күн бұрын
I wonder how big bear wieners are
@carlgentry7878
@carlgentry7878 Күн бұрын
So do wolves, coyotes, hyenas and most "wild dogs". Many, their premise of hunting, is to bit your belly, guts falls out to stop you, then jist start munching
@blaacksugar7714
@blaacksugar7714 9 сағат бұрын
Solid Snake does that to salmon as well.
@MDCArchive
@MDCArchive 3 күн бұрын
No woman is a 10/10, I’m saying that now
@user-ic5zw9yy8r
@user-ic5zw9yy8r 3 күн бұрын
Only God is 10/10, not a man, not a woman
@MDCArchive
@MDCArchive 3 күн бұрын
@@user-ic5zw9yy8r Fax brother, preach up to these feminists
@TwesigyeHerbert-j8s
@TwesigyeHerbert-j8s 3 күн бұрын
W bro😂
@Jasmineeee12
@Jasmineeee12 3 күн бұрын
In fact no human is 10/10🌷🫶🏻
@MDCArchive
@MDCArchive 3 күн бұрын
Fax spoken by all of you
@Shiloh7377
@Shiloh7377 3 күн бұрын
She calling me on the microwave HOWS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE,..ahhahahhaha
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
probably a skit, but with all the smart devices nowadays, it's not impossible older ipcams were easily hakable.
@hoi-polloi1863
@hoi-polloi1863 3 күн бұрын
I heard a fellow talking about the man vs bear question. He said go to the zoo. If you don't see women scaling the fences to get into the bear enclosure and hide from the men, the women are all full of it.
@Yasharalal144
@Yasharalal144 3 күн бұрын
"SHE'Z NOT YOUR'Z IT'Z JUZT YOUR TURN"
@TalesoftheChronic
@TalesoftheChronic 3 күн бұрын
for dam sure Gorlok isnt hiding from the calories! 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀
@Phoenix-One0922
@Phoenix-One0922 9 сағат бұрын
Isn’t “it” Jabbah the Hut..?? Or maybe an ‘offspring’ that fell from its Loins..?? YAIKS!!!
@NuradinAlas
@NuradinAlas 3 күн бұрын
Phone Calling on microwave is some crazy work
@ganymeade5151
@ganymeade5151 3 күн бұрын
Mexicans are not usually tall. Brazilians are tall.
@edsloan8535
@edsloan8535 8 сағат бұрын
Depends on the ancestry. Are they Mestizo or European?
@butlerdude7237
@butlerdude7237 5 сағат бұрын
Man I'm 6'2 and both parents are from Mexico
@M4DGremlin
@M4DGremlin 3 күн бұрын
I am not sure what it is with Americans and 6 feet. That is like average height in Europe.
@shadystuff673
@shadystuff673 8 сағат бұрын
Interesting
@MrTortiePlays
@MrTortiePlays 3 күн бұрын
5:27 blud seriously trying to put gas in a TESLA 💀💀💀💀
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
amazing innit
@exilibrius
@exilibrius 3 күн бұрын
There's only one godfather. Find your style ❤
@nick_kumar
@nick_kumar Күн бұрын
Well said...
@Yasharalal144
@Yasharalal144 3 күн бұрын
ECCLESIASTICUS 25:16 I RATHER DWELL WITH A LION AND DRAGON, THAN TO KEEP HOUSE WITH A WICKED WOMAN.
@MaxwellVerduin
@MaxwellVerduin 3 күн бұрын
4:12 “I’m from California” CLEARLY
@WandaRodriguez-g6d
@WandaRodriguez-g6d 3 күн бұрын
I feel for the poor guy holding his baby, while his wife is dancing, he just looks miserable. Dude, run as fast as you can. Just paid the child support and get the f$&@ out.
@draighodge6039
@draighodge6039 4 сағат бұрын
My thoughts were about the physics involved in making a baby with her. How did he survey without permanent injuries?
@andreasrau2161
@andreasrau2161 3 күн бұрын
Regarding the women who would rather be with a bear than a man, they’re doing men a favor and they will make bears sick when they eat them.
@simin382
@simin382 3 күн бұрын
3:02 so u rather be killed by a bear than to talk to a man Woman like this is why men prefer to be single like me
@keithrupert9336
@keithrupert9336 3 күн бұрын
6’???? Wide?
@ganymeade5151
@ganymeade5151 3 күн бұрын
The girl in the white shorts is probably a 7. Some guys would say an 8.
@johnnixon6545
@johnnixon6545 3 күн бұрын
That’s not a she but a he
@cloudyboy1756
@cloudyboy1756 3 күн бұрын
0:20 he said it funny but they do exist lol
@M.G007
@M.G007 3 күн бұрын
Obviously exist but to say she just wants a 6 feet guy thats hugj standards
@grimsgraveyard3598
@grimsgraveyard3598 3 күн бұрын
Was that woman trying to gas an electric car for real? Like seriously she needs a caretaker if she was sober and trying to gas an electric car. Also was someone making sure those ladies so drunk they couldn't stand were okay hopefully?
@anthonymalczewski7102
@anthonymalczewski7102 2 күн бұрын
Found the simp!
@FreddyKurganNimmo
@FreddyKurganNimmo 3 күн бұрын
0:37 - She can't hide behind anything! A sumo wrestler could hide behind her!🤢
@Daikon10
@Daikon10 3 күн бұрын
0:43 this will forever stay rent-free in my head.
@carlgentry7878
@carlgentry7878 Күн бұрын
Lmfao dude started off "6ft and mexican?" I was thinking exact same thing
@BigBuBaybe
@BigBuBaybe 3 күн бұрын
2:14 BIG SHAQ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 MANS NOT HOT, 5:26 😂😂😂 “WE DON’T NEED A MAN, I even purchased the car for more than what it’s worth because i didn’t want a man manplaining it to me”
@xntriq
@xntriq 3 күн бұрын
6 ft is not tall at all in my country.. it’s average 😂
@Officialbutterfrog
@Officialbutterfrog 3 күн бұрын
1:44 bro you can tell that shit hurt there egos so hard🤣
@daddysdarlin5989
@daddysdarlin5989 3 күн бұрын
Always enjoy your videos!😊 Thank you. Much love from Utah!❤
@luiss0188
@luiss0188 3 күн бұрын
20:25 What podcast is that?
@TommyZeus-i8n
@TommyZeus-i8n 3 күн бұрын
The Shit for brains podcast.
@alenaramirez111
@alenaramirez111 2 күн бұрын
Yo I've met lots of tall chicanos on the west coast.
@cumsteak
@cumsteak 23 сағат бұрын
Lots??? Really??? Lol
@Broteachs
@Broteachs 3 күн бұрын
First comment Lol
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
Women are born 1/10, if they work on themselves can become up to 7/10, the contests (most of the time) find the 8/10's, 9/10 is reserved for God's Angels, and 10/10 is who you're married because they get a bias c:
@gabrielclark8020
@gabrielclark8020 12 сағат бұрын
"Women are BORN 1/10" Bruh, why the hell are you judging babies on their attractiveness? That ain't the win you think it is, it makes you sound like you wanna join MAPS 😂 It also shows that if you ever had a daughter, you'd just assume she's a shit person until she can prove otherwise. This is a big L comment.
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
14:38 HAHAHAHAHAHAH YEASSSS
@Charles-ns1se
@Charles-ns1se 3 күн бұрын
7:13 More than ten
@310_Latchkey_kid
@310_Latchkey_kid 3 күн бұрын
5:22 Couldn't be more staged!!
@richardvincent7764
@richardvincent7764 3 күн бұрын
She got scalped.The kid just wanted to know she had any brains under that hair.
@ducewags
@ducewags 3 күн бұрын
@richardvincent7764 People have more than one brain? When did that happen?
@MrMizz007
@MrMizz007 3 күн бұрын
Calling him on the Microwave is just down right scary 😲
@Yasharalal144
@Yasharalal144 3 күн бұрын
PROVERBS 21:19 IT IS BETTER TO DWELL IN THE WILDERNESS, THAN WITH A CONTENTIOUS AND AN ANGRY WOMAN.
@SebastianWellsTL
@SebastianWellsTL 3 күн бұрын
Well said!
@kvj1989
@kvj1989 3 күн бұрын
Lol the bible, that shitty book😂
@Yasharalal144
@Yasharalal144 3 күн бұрын
@@kvj1989 "KEEP THAT SAME ENGERY"
@kvj1989
@kvj1989 3 күн бұрын
@@Yasharalal144 sure
@socku5850
@socku5850 3 күн бұрын
It sure is red pill book. If any church that has a women as a leader. Is probably a fake church.
@keithrupert9336
@keithrupert9336 3 күн бұрын
She’ll go pay a mechanic… The Strong Independent Woman Tax!!! Normal price x 4!
@jlau9268
@jlau9268 2 күн бұрын
The money is literally called "child support".. Not "ex-partner support"
@A55563
@A55563 3 күн бұрын
Wow intelligence has "Left the building!."
@cromlifyG
@cromlifyG 3 күн бұрын
Keep up the good videos man :)
@Phantom_Of_Fury
@Phantom_Of_Fury 3 күн бұрын
I would rather listen to a piano than an annoying cockatoo
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
All of them are doing it to powertrip. It's literally just a powerplay. They want to make you submit and then they walk away.
@morrissoublet25
@morrissoublet25 16 сағат бұрын
So your Sugar Daddy finally catches onto your game and dumps you and your surprised?
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
why are these 304's interrupting his piano playing oh my god talk about desperation to become the center of everything
@JeremySmith-fo3cj
@JeremySmith-fo3cj 2 күн бұрын
There is only one man with the words that truly knows what these types of girls are, and his name is Santa clause 😂
@Russia-bullies
@Russia-bullies 3 күн бұрын
Bad feminist:”I would rather be stuck with a bear,instead of a man,in a forest.” Bears:”No thanks.You’re too toxic for consumption.The makeup,the plastics,the implants & the junk food in the bod will kill any bear.”😁
@oussamaouafidi7978
@oussamaouafidi7978 3 күн бұрын
Bro, i've been noticing your voice in the last two videos is kinda off implying the you're sick or caught a cold. hope you get better as soon as possible. thanks for the amazing content btw
@ty9878
@ty9878 3 күн бұрын
What’s up Jack?!
@Phoenix-One0922
@Phoenix-One0922 9 сағат бұрын
I don’t know but like at the beginning and at the end of the video, every time they show that ‘blob’ or ‘thing’ that looks like Jabbah the Hut, my screen complains and threatens to Crack..!! Oh My Dear God..!! That “thing” is Hideous..!!! YAIKS!!! I tried to feel sorry for “it” but something tells me it’s a ‘Dude’…
@ItsFreakinHarding.
@ItsFreakinHarding. 9 сағат бұрын
They call it...GORLOCK the Destroyer!👹😱
@ganymeade5151
@ganymeade5151 3 күн бұрын
Reportedly, you can put gas in a hybrid car.
@JeremySmith-fo3cj
@JeremySmith-fo3cj 2 күн бұрын
True, but she is trying to put it in the wrong hole 😂
@riccardobailey7442
@riccardobailey7442 14 сағат бұрын
Not in a tesla
@zuschauer6360
@zuschauer6360 2 сағат бұрын
It's so sweet that young girls are taking care of the elderly. Minute 10. A head for a dollar. And who doesn't like a fresh baked bun with a long aged sausage in it?
@peterjezersek-ng8zq
@peterjezersek-ng8zq 3 сағат бұрын
Black women and their hair just omg ewwww ewwww now i forgot the 2girlsonecup vid finally 😂
@draighodge6039
@draighodge6039 3 сағат бұрын
A condition of my marriage was that I would cook because her food was lethal. She agreed. Her baking skills are good, so she makes desserts. Team work matters.
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 2 күн бұрын
6:04 There's an old saying that goes "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your life" She may be big and not that pretty but she is built Ford tough. She's strong and able to move well. She also appears to have a personality. She seems like the type to work hard with whatever it is, cookin, cleaning, 9-5 job, probably would really put the effort in to taking care of her man in bed. And looks like someone you can genuinely have fun with. She's not gonna demand you take her out to an expensive restaurant. She'll fix ya dinner. For you, and your friends. A girl like this probably would probably open up her home and move a guy in with her, she works full time while he sits at home.She comes home and cooks and cleans without complaint. The man is able to save a lot of money while with her because she pays all the bills and think its best he discovers what he really wants to do.And one day, he decides to kick her to the curb and gets his own place with the money he saves and finds another woman that is pretty who demands he work, cook, and clean for her and is only willing to have sex for expensive gifts. Who is really the better woman?? Someone you don't find attractive can become attractive to you over time as you get to know them. But a pretty girl who is ugly on the inside will look uglier to you over time as well. Also, a big girl like that could end up losing weight because she wants to be healthy because she found the right man who loved for who she was. Man, guys really do miss out on amazing women all the time just to play games with pretty ones. I never understood it.
@michaeloppenheimer2582
@michaeloppenheimer2582 16 сағат бұрын
The Bear won't hold you hostage.Because there'll be nothing to hold hostage.He'll simply have you for dinner.
@bmf0003
@bmf0003 7 сағат бұрын
1:13 i'm a man and i'll take this man! i'll fix buildings and you do the paperwork and the government will be happy
@impressiveprogressive7343
@impressiveprogressive7343 18 сағат бұрын
Just saying and being a rude S.O.B is not "Alpha" and don't make you look alpha at all. Actually it makes you look more like "Gamma" AF, you can be alpha without being a complete and total prick and you loose all the way around. You let a woman know what you think, sometimes they will come around bc they are interested in you. But if you go absolute Gamma, they can still come around just not back to you. Don't shoot yourself down being a annoying a prick, get some swag in your flow. I was taught that is always a way that you can tell someone to "GTH" and they will look forward to the trip just bc of how you say it.
@TepelbosMeow
@TepelbosMeow 2 сағат бұрын
6:02 tell me gobble gobble starfish is your only skill without telling me its your only skill 12:43 i dont know why but my brain goes she seems like a cool person and she has a cool accent? 14:37 their music can have the saddest lyrics in the world but because of the tunes they play i cant help but smile also its not her beach and its during the day nobody going to listen if you scream demands at them
@casper1n0
@casper1n0 17 сағат бұрын
My brother is 6.1 and my friend/bro is 6.2 yes there are tall mexicans but its still very low percentage not to mention neither would think to look to that..🤷🏻‍♂️ definitely not their preference..🤷🏻‍♂️
@michaeloppenheimer2582
@michaeloppenheimer2582 16 сағат бұрын
This is why I don't stray from God, Christ will be making his appearance to bring the children of god home, After that well , read the book of revelations if you want to find out what happens, And it ends It ends with the second coming of christ with the children of God To establish this kingdom here on earth, To know the instructions for salvation read romans chapter ten verse Nine and ten For instructions and how to acquire eternal life.
@ItsFreakinHarding.
@ItsFreakinHarding. 8 сағат бұрын
18:12 I can smell that woman's hair through my tablet screen! How the hell can you not wash your hair or at least rinse it off for that long of a time to have a goddamn dandruff blizzard falling off of your head onto your shoulders!
@jposika540
@jposika540 13 сағат бұрын
20:20 OMG! those people are takling so fast, i have no idea what they're saying. Is this what's meant by a "motor mouth"?
@josephsinger3625
@josephsinger3625 16 сағат бұрын
My ex said the same thing don't need a man her car broken down I saw she left a message I said go find your man or your one of three baby daddies to help u. I'm not your go to
@ItsFreakinHarding.
@ItsFreakinHarding. 9 сағат бұрын
8:35 God damn the noises he made for the woman "speaking" had me spitting out my drink!😂🤣💀
@WirlWind494
@WirlWind494 16 сағат бұрын
My god, that hairdresser and dandruff... I actually want to throw up.
@frequencywatchers
@frequencywatchers 11 сағат бұрын
I Have 37 Bodies, Im Ashamed Of Myself Now..
@its_joel7324
@its_joel7324 3 сағат бұрын
5:41 the raw fuel is not the car type, she violated the car and harassed it
@michaeloppenheimer2582
@michaeloppenheimer2582 16 сағат бұрын
666, Wowk This is their standard everything They want.
@foreigncorrespondent5140
@foreigncorrespondent5140 2 күн бұрын
That dandruff must have stunk. No wonder America is a goner.
@RaidSoldiar-C14
@RaidSoldiar-C14 19 сағат бұрын
You have to be perfect to get 10/10 and nobody is perfect
@slujimi
@slujimi 20 сағат бұрын
First one should have answered "Jabba the Hutt"
@LapsignLucban
@LapsignLucban 12 сағат бұрын
I just spat out my breakfast after hearing 8:26 hahaha!
@MrMgentryholt
@MrMgentryholt 9 сағат бұрын
Gorlock the destroyer is a man, so ......
@michaelc.brownsr4680
@michaelc.brownsr4680 14 сағат бұрын
30 dudes!?? A Whole Ass Platoon!??
@Dane3412
@Dane3412 Күн бұрын
it's sad and to a degree also scary how easy many women are nowadays.
@michaeloppenheimer2582
@michaeloppenheimer2582 16 сағат бұрын
That was way too funny, Probably ture.
@Yasharalal144
@Yasharalal144 3 күн бұрын
PROVERBS 9:13 A FOOLISH WOMAN IS CLAMOROUS:SHE IS SIMPLE AND KNOWETH NOTHING.
@ganymeade5151
@ganymeade5151 3 күн бұрын
These girls are immature and out of touch with reality. They are wasting their time if they want to get married and have kids.
@justinpoll1642
@justinpoll1642 Күн бұрын
A 6ft Mexican I gotta see this creature 😮
@wownatethegreatone
@wownatethegreatone 17 сағат бұрын
Cant be a sugar baby and not give no sugar.
@stephaniemcgrew665
@stephaniemcgrew665 Күн бұрын
Why is that girl at gas station with eletric car?
@LT-uu9us
@LT-uu9us Күн бұрын
3:14 her parents failed her!
@agentsmidt3209
@agentsmidt3209 12 сағат бұрын
LMAO! At the thirty bit.
@Lucky512
@Lucky512 18 сағат бұрын
That's no she, that's a he!
@Harley-w7z
@Harley-w7z 2 күн бұрын
19:00 I lost my appitite. How do people purposely let their hair go that bad? (I say purposely on behalve of people who may be depressed or you know, ill or old to where they cant do things themselves)
@Charles-ns1se
@Charles-ns1se 3 күн бұрын
Bro because that's not her car
@PowerHouser
@PowerHouser 13 сағат бұрын
30 dudes 😂😂😂😂
@cherylmailloux9647
@cherylmailloux9647 10 сағат бұрын
Jaba 😅😅😅😅
@christinaamis4607
@christinaamis4607 2 күн бұрын
Yea I agree
@IamJacksColon4
@IamJacksColon4 12 сағат бұрын
>6ft >mexican pick one
@ItsFreakinHarding.
@ItsFreakinHarding. 9 сағат бұрын
You forgot money! What money? Effin Pesos?!
@pain3337
@pain3337 2 күн бұрын
2:42 That thing with the bear is funny because if you ask women its them who even if they see a good man they are the last one who would get one. Because we have a radar what helps us too dodge Bullets special the toxic, stupid, gold digger ones.
@dankamp2872
@dankamp2872 13 сағат бұрын
0:45 Hilarious! You know that she spent more on that wig than he did on that ring...
@russallchilly7181
@russallchilly7181 14 сағат бұрын
How can she be in a body builder competition when you haven't got the body...3 out of 10 on the scale...😅😅😅
@BigBuBaybe
@BigBuBaybe 3 күн бұрын
14:15 racism at its best, who she think she is? Queen Elizabeth? & even her words don’t matter 😌😂😂
@dankamp2872
@dankamp2872 12 сағат бұрын
19:00 Gross! That's why even lice won't live there.
@JeremySmith-fo3cj
@JeremySmith-fo3cj 2 күн бұрын
0:25 her: 6 foot, Mexican Mexican: I don't like BMW
@Blue-Oval-Fan
@Blue-Oval-Fan 3 күн бұрын
@ 0:36 she? Really? If thats a she im a fuckin unicorn.
@FaithfulKinghtFONVRATHA
@FaithfulKinghtFONVRATHA 13 сағат бұрын
0:37 and why are we calling him a she???
@inS41NT
@inS41NT 3 күн бұрын
0:35 *HE please.
@dimitar4y
@dimitar4y 3 күн бұрын
18:54 WHY?! SO MUCH HASSLE, WHY
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