Man LEAVES Attention Seeking Woman During Date...

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@esco77
@esco77 3 ай бұрын
Currently laid off and looking for work, so my wife is the breadwinner. EVERYDAY she tells me that everything is going to be alright and she has us. Never shaming, only reassuring me. That's a real woman and a real wife and i am blessed to have her.
@sufianramli
@sufianramli 3 ай бұрын
You won the lottery bro. Treasure her
@vermontmom4232
@vermontmom4232 3 ай бұрын
Umm, does she know you are sitting on KZbin and not applying for jobs? Because, I think that would change how supportive she is feeling. JS. Glad you two are on the same page, but feel your time commenting could have been used better. And yes, typing this on a break. 😉🤣
@esco77
@esco77 3 ай бұрын
@vermontmom4232 Yes, and she also knows you're a loser who wastes their time being miserable to others because they're unhappy in their own life.
@esco77
@esco77 3 ай бұрын
@vermontmom4232 Yes, and she also knows you're a sad sad person who wastes their time being miserable to others, on their work break. Get a life
@esco77
@esco77 3 ай бұрын
@@vermontmom4232 sure thing loser
@_DB.COOPER
@_DB.COOPER 3 ай бұрын
Those Botox women look like Klingons from Star Trek.
@TheOminousVoidWispers
@TheOminousVoidWispers 3 ай бұрын
Qupla'!
@MarcaWasi-jd6xx
@MarcaWasi-jd6xx 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fluffbutt9960
@fluffbutt9960 3 ай бұрын
500 Botox injections
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 3 ай бұрын
And the lip injections look like they've been smooching a beehive.
@StarTrekDoor
@StarTrekDoor 2 ай бұрын
Klingons have more respect for themselves hehe 🖖🙂
@joegoodman5827
@joegoodman5827 4 ай бұрын
Hate to tell ya ladies the botox look is gross
@witchman-oy7zb
@witchman-oy7zb 4 ай бұрын
right?.. to me every one of those faces looked bloated and buffy, looks like an allergic reaction to something..
@getthekool1758
@getthekool1758 3 ай бұрын
And the tacky nails. I can´t even imagine how they can take care properly of their intimate hygiene without harming themselves. 🤭
@justaskin8523
@justaskin8523 3 ай бұрын
Botox in the face makes all the skin and facial structure look like somebody who got beaten in the boxing ring. You know, that swollen, reddened look that just screams out "purple and black bruises arriving in 48 hours!"
@Astronopolis
@Astronopolis 3 ай бұрын
The best looking one of them was the one who had the least botox in her face and used it on her shoulders to cope with migranes
@Kaboom-0623
@Kaboom-0623 3 ай бұрын
aint nothing says fake like pig botulism injected into youre body ... or silicone implants
@JessicaRoss-m3k
@JessicaRoss-m3k 3 ай бұрын
The older guy saying “I don’t feel the need to” (slap or kiss her) was top tier 😂❤
@BrocksBricksTN
@BrocksBricksTN 3 ай бұрын
And that from a guy holding a beer and several slot machine tickets at a casino.
@PreciousPask82
@PreciousPask82 2 ай бұрын
As a woman, i am ashamed of these behaviors.
@monicawilliamson223
@monicawilliamson223 Ай бұрын
Same here
@jmtimmons
@jmtimmons Ай бұрын
Me too.
@jensei70
@jensei70 Ай бұрын
Same
@Jondsmusic
@Jondsmusic Ай бұрын
As you should be
@aleksandardjukic1381
@aleksandardjukic1381 20 күн бұрын
that's because you're actually using your brain, not just following the herd
@winterserpent6966
@winterserpent6966 3 ай бұрын
Those ladies with Botox all look older than what they are. Especially the 24 yr old I though she was in her 40s
@johnbelt5204
@johnbelt5204 3 ай бұрын
Wait for ten or so years and all that botox starts to drop. They'll look like a melting candle....
@winterserpent6966
@winterserpent6966 3 ай бұрын
@@johnbelt5204 🤣
@Dlmagoo2
@Dlmagoo2 3 ай бұрын
My question is WHY? Why is the 24 yo getting Botox? I get it for migraines and don’t get that much
@cicin9313
@cicin9313 3 ай бұрын
Their faces don't look good, just.....freaky. This is a sickness fr.
@NewLifeFromTheWayofTruth
@NewLifeFromTheWayofTruth 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dlmagoo2you just answered your hilarious question no it's not going to help your migraines
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 3 ай бұрын
If a girl has a camera in my face on a date, I'm out. Stop screaming into the void, people.
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 3 ай бұрын
This is why you always meet the woman at the location on a first date. As soon as she starts nonsense like that just walk out. Never ever pick her up for a first date.
27 күн бұрын
@@Heathcoatman And please, wait AT LEAST a year before you move in together, if then. I've seen boocoo videos of women who have been living with a boyfriend in HIS home, and when he wants to break up they refuse to leave, throw a huge ongoing fit, call & text him a million times a day. You want that shite in your life??
@fidgetkib8142
@fidgetkib8142 3 ай бұрын
The botox women looked aged and plastic and just terrible. How sad
@Gsuneow
@Gsuneow 3 ай бұрын
Ya I find that unattractive, look at Courtney cox from friends she looked perfectly fine with out the Botox in the early season but towards the end of the show you could see it badly. Another example is the lady from The boys, starlight she looked beautiful in season 1 but in season 4 she now looks horrible.
@TheOminousVoidWispers
@TheOminousVoidWispers 3 ай бұрын
ALL OF THEM look older then they are! Yikes
@K-Fed
@K-Fed 3 ай бұрын
They all looked like women between the ages of 45-60 that also had tons of plastic surgery. I'm not certain how anyone in the right frame of mind could look at themselves in the mirror after one of these procedures and believe that they've made improvements.
@haroldb1856
@haroldb1856 3 ай бұрын
Uncanny Valley girls.
@MadAntz970
@MadAntz970 2 ай бұрын
@@K-Fed Problem is I doubt any of them possess a mirror.......
@mavrick6499
@mavrick6499 3 ай бұрын
I watched this video because I was half-awake and thought it was something else. And I watched it to the end. I am a 68 year old woman and for the first time I understand a) why so many young men say they would rather stay single and b) why I find so many young women annoying and 3) why I am so incredibly happy that I was born into a different world. I have been married for 47 years and through thick and thin we have been partners. He's worked and I didn't, I worked and he didn't, we both worked, we both didn't work. We have travelled the world, sat at each other's bedside in the hospital and because we each look at the world differently, I have doubled my wisdom just by knowing him. He makes me laugh at least once a day, and I work hard to get that special smile-laugh from him when I say something funny. I am going to share this video with him later - and I can't wait.
@emdo.unlimited555
@emdo.unlimited555 2 ай бұрын
In your days, how prevalent was this behaviour among your peers?
@mavrick6499
@mavrick6499 2 ай бұрын
@@emdo.unlimited555 No, I did not see this kind of behavior amongst my peers. I finished high school and went to University in the 1970s, when feminism was not a dirty word but an exciting call to freedom. Obviously, not everyone felt that way - but the young women who were my friends all felt that what it meant was that we could be and do whatever we dreamed of, and that marriage and children were only one of many options. That had not been possible for our mothers - and they were the loudest voices encouraging us to see the world or become a lawyer or go into politics. In that environment, my friends would never have dreamed of baring their chest and asking an older man to kiss or slap us, or say publicly that men who made less that $200,000 a year were losers. We respected ourselves too much in those years, because it seemed as if there was so much at stake. And the men we were attracted to saw us at partners and were excited at our achievements, just as we were with theirs. Some of us had children, some of us didn't but all of us felt that those who had kids were better mothers because they had seen the world and participated in it. I know this isn't a popular opinion in 2024's "manosphere" but it's the truth. Or at least my truth and the truth of the amazing women and men who were my friends..
@docbailey3265
@docbailey3265 Ай бұрын
I’m 72/male. I never saw stuff this insane in my courting days. And good for you! 46 married years here. Divorce just was never a viable alternative.
@thomaschamberlain9811
@thomaschamberlain9811 Ай бұрын
Wise lady
@613miami
@613miami 28 күн бұрын
73 here and I’m 100% with you
@nulse55
@nulse55 3 ай бұрын
I asked my beautiful 65-year-old wife how many units of Botox she has. She sez " WTF None!!! Does It come in units????" And then she called me a Scrambled Egg. When I asked her if she would love me more if I were rich. I got "WTF has money got to do with Love and she'd rather be married to a poor man with soul than a rich arsehole. Then I got slapped on the head and called a scrambled egg again. Love my Missus.
@Gixsir
@Gixsir 2 ай бұрын
😂 she sounds like a keeper now stop being a scrambled egg haha
@millie9814
@millie9814 Ай бұрын
This made my day XD haha you scrambled egg!
@thomaschamberlain9811
@thomaschamberlain9811 Ай бұрын
If that ain't married life then what's the point.
@Youtubeispoo-o6d
@Youtubeispoo-o6d 21 күн бұрын
I want some scrambled eggs. Nom nom nom yum.
@AbrahamMavundla
@AbrahamMavundla 4 ай бұрын
"Just go back in and make up some more laws" got me fr😂😂😂😂
@michaeloppenheimer2582
@michaeloppenheimer2582 4 ай бұрын
If your wife is spending more money than you make, She's having a spending problem.
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
That's your ex wife.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 ай бұрын
If your wife is spending a PENNY of what you make, you have a WIFE problem. Let her pull her own damn weight.
@DwightHill-q5g
@DwightHill-q5g 3 ай бұрын
If your wife is spending more money than what YOU make , we know who wears the pants in your house .
@HansVanderkerk
@HansVanderkerk 3 ай бұрын
Ofcourse always, didn't you know that
@InitialPC
@InitialPC 3 ай бұрын
naw, you got a earning problem
@bills3216
@bills3216 3 ай бұрын
This botox ladies are wild! 23 year old looking like she's 45! What are they doing?
@chuckschillingvideos
@chuckschillingvideos 2 ай бұрын
Destroying their lives.
@ciarrajohnson3849
@ciarrajohnson3849 Ай бұрын
Glad nobody in my family thinks this way👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿#Sheesh
@perplexed6088
@perplexed6088 3 ай бұрын
So proud of these men not tolerating shit from these shameful women.😢😢
@CazPea
@CazPea 3 ай бұрын
I’m a 59 year old woman and these young women are so embarrassing. I dread to think what the future hold, thankfully I won’t be here in 40 years, thank goodness.
@falconheavy595
@falconheavy595 2 ай бұрын
no mam, i sentence you to live for another 70 years
@chrisarbour
@chrisarbour Ай бұрын
40 years? You'll still be here. It'll get better. Most of these women are getting reality checked, so it's starting to change.
@CazPea
@CazPea 25 күн бұрын
@@chrisarbour sadly, I fear the world has never turned around, more wars, more hatred. Nothing is going to change soon.
@fengliu975
@fengliu975 24 күн бұрын
Nono you can make it. Wishing you good health and happy new year 🎉
@mikekotzmacher5550
@mikekotzmacher5550 3 ай бұрын
Whoever told women that botox is attractive is pure evil.
@KookaburraAU9908
@KookaburraAU9908 4 ай бұрын
Real men avoid toxic women.
@JM4lN_PvP
@JM4lN_PvP 3 ай бұрын
Lmao it’s 2024 wtf is a woman? And if you’re referring to biological female humans there’s none left😂
@puremotion2212
@puremotion2212 3 ай бұрын
Real women avoid toxic men.
@JM4lN_PvP
@JM4lN_PvP 3 ай бұрын
@@puremotion2212 define woman?
@DarkTruth-b7n
@DarkTruth-b7n 3 ай бұрын
Real men avoid women PERIOD.
@MarcaWasi-jd6xx
@MarcaWasi-jd6xx 3 ай бұрын
1000% bro
@donnapryer3735
@donnapryer3735 4 ай бұрын
I've been married 24yrs if my husband took me to a museum or theatre I would go cos it's the time spent together that's what keeps us going
@katherinecruz3849
@katherinecruz3849 3 ай бұрын
Understood. The difference is that marriage is no longer a courtship. If a man is courting a woman and is being cheap, it's likey not going to get any better if the relationship progresses. A courtship, if anything really, is when people are on their best behavior.
@breaker9668
@breaker9668 3 ай бұрын
​@katherinecruz384, maybe , or maybe he's wanting to not spend his hard-earned money on some chick that'll only be looking for some quick cash.
@Whoishere2333
@Whoishere2333 3 ай бұрын
Our first date was put put golf and was fun! We also went to plenty of museums-because we value learning, not just how much $ you can spend. Been together for over 50 years so….
@katherinecruz3849
@katherinecruz3849 3 ай бұрын
@@breaker9668 More than one thing is usually true for any given situation. If he really suspects that about a woman he shouldn't be taking her out in the first place. But if he wants to proceed and play it safe - certainly there's some sort of option that doesn't say I want to spend the least amount of money - but give me your time and attention. That choice lets the woman know he is either distrustful of her or cheap - or both.
@katherinecruz3849
@katherinecruz3849 3 ай бұрын
@@breaker9668 He shouldn't be going out with anyone that he suspects is just out to spend his money. If he's willing to risk it, then there are plenty of other options than to spend nothing. That signals he believes his date might be a gold digger, or he's just cheap. Or both.
@CyberSystemOverload
@CyberSystemOverload 3 ай бұрын
5:57 "You're like Chinatown - everythings fake!" GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL
@UpInYourGrills
@UpInYourGrills Ай бұрын
Way to throw the Chinese under the bus for their own fake retardation 😅
@mrrustflake
@mrrustflake 3 ай бұрын
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...
@loganwilcox4037
@loganwilcox4037 3 ай бұрын
Anyone notice that botox doesn't particularly make women look younger or older, it just makes all of them look like they're 38.
@booneboone9705
@booneboone9705 3 ай бұрын
Nah they most definitely look older and horrible
@TwoBassed
@TwoBassed 3 ай бұрын
and plastic!
@fmagalhaes1521
@fmagalhaes1521 3 ай бұрын
It makes them look reptilian.
@charlesford1893
@charlesford1893 2 ай бұрын
It's like formaldehyde makes skin stiff the difference is one is injected when alive the other injected when you are not.
@ThisPineappleLife
@ThisPineappleLife Ай бұрын
Makes them look way worse imo
@Steve-x6j2d
@Steve-x6j2d 4 ай бұрын
Thank God for my wife. In the 1990s, I was laid off and ended up making much less than her. She didn't leave me or shame me. She carried 75% of our financial load. 8 years later, I got my original job back. We're blessed to be in the top 15% of household earners. She was, and is, a true partner. Thankfully, we're not Gen Z, or Gen X. I love her dearly!
@CmonMan101
@CmonMan101 3 ай бұрын
You are a truly blessed man. May your marriage be an eternal source of happiness.
@DorothyHouse-m3k
@DorothyHouse-m3k 3 ай бұрын
Beautiful, as it should be.
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
What's wrong with Gen X, after that last comment we might need to fact check this statement.
@Rondo2ooo
@Rondo2ooo 3 ай бұрын
​@tungzauzage977 I think he misunderstands Gen X generation. I am 52, Gen Xer and the people I know have a pretty conservative and solid opinion about partnerships.
@ralphinator2
@ralphinator2 3 ай бұрын
@@leroyjenkins7968 Okay, LEROY, sure.
@AK-jt5bm
@AK-jt5bm 3 ай бұрын
The guy watching the video of another girl cooking for her boyfriend had the best facial expressions- perfectly on cue and subtly funny. Well done
@Minerva_the_Maverick
@Minerva_the_Maverick 3 ай бұрын
"You're like Chinatown, everything fake!" ROTFL. 🤣🤣🤣
@dedrathomas9222
@dedrathomas9222 3 ай бұрын
I liked that one,too. Priceless!!!
@UpInYourGrills
@UpInYourGrills Ай бұрын
Typical western trash always loving the racist jokes against Asians.
27 күн бұрын
LOOOOVE it!!!
@UpInYourGrills
@UpInYourGrills 27 күн бұрын
@@Minerva_the_Maverick you know what's even funnier and ironic is that you definitely are a consumer of what you attempt to shit on. Roflmao
@rogu3tharonin
@rogu3tharonin 2 ай бұрын
She said she's 23 but looks like she's 40. Damn😂😂😂
@tyrsafray4640
@tyrsafray4640 4 ай бұрын
The black dude with the fake eyelashes was money 🤣😂❤️
@TNYC_728
@TNYC_728 3 ай бұрын
Tu sei bellaa;) I’d spoil u
@petergraves9677
@petergraves9677 3 ай бұрын
Looked like Aries Spears.
@hekstoo5988
@hekstoo5988 3 ай бұрын
​@@petergraves9677it was
@scarce911
@scarce911 3 ай бұрын
​@petergraves9677 I thought the same thing..I miss MAD TV
@hekstoo5988
@hekstoo5988 3 ай бұрын
@@petergraves9677 it is Aries Spears
@nigelmaughan7572
@nigelmaughan7572 3 ай бұрын
Don't these women realize that men are watching their videos too? They are educating men about their shallowness and lack of accountability.
@LaurenAlexandra13
@LaurenAlexandra13 3 ай бұрын
The botox was frightening. I mean to each their own, I just personally find the look to be a bit vacant/blank and have a rather frightening and doll-like effect.
@JustChillVids86
@JustChillVids86 3 ай бұрын
I know right 😂lol the 23 yrs old one was the saddest for me .. she LOOKS likes she is 45 not 23 😂😂
@justadildeau
@justadildeau 3 ай бұрын
Frightened doll look
@hazelnorfolk6964
@hazelnorfolk6964 3 ай бұрын
Overuse of Botox definitely
@davidbeckham1760
@davidbeckham1760 3 ай бұрын
It makes them look too fake to me.
@AngelOnEarth0614
@AngelOnEarth0614 3 ай бұрын
Asian women look way younger. The western botoxed women in their 20s still look older than our 30 year olds. Im not lying!
@Robert08010
@Robert08010 3 ай бұрын
@12:03, She is mad because she broke a date and he wasn't devastated. It's that shallow.
@romanticwander
@romanticwander 3 ай бұрын
LOL at 8:02 I was PRAYING that Aries Spears was going to take off his sunglasses and have on those HUGE ridiculous eyelashes on that he's talking about. And he did!!!! 🤣🤣 I was fucking dying. Also he was tame about it as he only had it on his top eyelids and not on the bottom as well.
@johnb.8529
@johnb.8529 3 ай бұрын
I've been married for 42 years. My wife was 19 and I was 22 when we got married. She was my first and only girlfriend. I wasted no time or money on girls that were not wife material.
@tbl5138
@tbl5138 3 ай бұрын
U lucky i didnt have luck so far. I got a bitch and she wasnt worth it so now waiting for the right one.
@geraldcalderone5228-x2p
@geraldcalderone5228-x2p 3 ай бұрын
Why is this my business?
@MizzShortai
@MizzShortai 3 ай бұрын
​@@geraldcalderone5228-x2pexactly. So move along.
@tinalaursen8993
@tinalaursen8993 3 ай бұрын
Thank you, John, for such a thoughtful comment. Clearly you are a rarity. I think your wife is a very lucky woman. As you can probably see there's a lot of 'males' out there but not to many men. 😊
@dustysmoke4996
@dustysmoke4996 3 ай бұрын
Back then, there were still quite a few girls who WERE wife material.
@cubanexile39
@cubanexile39 4 ай бұрын
Social Media has DESTROYED Gen Z woman. Many of them will end up alone, childless and cats in the end . . .
@Undaglibenglaubengloben
@Undaglibenglaubengloben 4 ай бұрын
That’s still better than the alternative, which is taking advantage of a nice guy with money
@Storielle
@Storielle 4 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with being single, no children and having cats.
@KillaRai9
@KillaRai9 4 ай бұрын
And I'm gonna be scared for the future gen alpha women
@alexfriedman2152
@alexfriedman2152 4 ай бұрын
@@Undaglibenglaubengloben A lot of them Get to 30+ and THEN want a nice guy. No thanks lol.
@aussiefamily4886
@aussiefamily4886 4 ай бұрын
Nah the cats dont want them now
@lenag6019
@lenag6019 4 ай бұрын
"Zero. Please go away. I don't like you." Simple as that.
@Joanie-cu7wr
@Joanie-cu7wr 3 ай бұрын
Perfect answer too.
@falconheavy595
@falconheavy595 2 ай бұрын
He is German. He said "Brudi, was laberst du"
@phishinround420
@phishinround420 2 ай бұрын
“I want the truth.” “I don’t give a f=k.” Damn!!!
@TrevorMills-i8j
@TrevorMills-i8j Ай бұрын
These women gunna be alone their whole lives.
@lonestar1637
@lonestar1637 3 ай бұрын
Guys, these young women are driven by social media. I got married at 22 in 1982. All I cared about was that my husband had a steady job and loved me. These girls saying they need exorbitant amounts of money really have no clue. You have to factor in benefits like health insurance,etc, and please read a damn book or newspapers so you won’t be so vapid. Men like looks, sure, but have a sense of humor and be able to discuss things that are interesting. I can honestly say I was a true 10 even without makeup back then, I’m an inch taller than my husband, but he made me laugh, talked about books and was not afraid to tell me no.weve been married 42 years, and have truly struggled at times. We have three kids, one was killed in an accident, and we raised good responsible kids. I haven’t killed him yet, but thoughts happen😂😂 be true to yourself and stay away from vapid girls! We worked hard and now live a very comfortable retirement.
@really5448
@really5448 3 ай бұрын
I agree. Got married at 19 we both had absolutely not money. We both went to college and worked full time to get our degrees. My husband makes me laugh every day and we have a great life. We now have successful careers with great salaries but it didn’t change us. We just celebrated our 35th wedding anniversary.
@tellurye
@tellurye 3 ай бұрын
The main thing is not to be arrogant or one sided. Just remember you can be just as annoying as he is to you. Not sure why some women feel they are flawless LOL. Yes, you have wanted to put rat poison in his beer, much like he has put a knife to your throat while you slept ROFL!! Im glad to hear you two worked together - even surviving the loss of a child (which has caused some couples to divorce) I cannot imagine that. I tell both men and women this: If you feel a certain way, let your partner know. Chances are, they feel the same way as well. Thank you for your post and God continue to bless you both!
@VAisForGrowers
@VAisForGrowers 3 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss. That's tuff.
@ipodman1910
@ipodman1910 3 ай бұрын
Oh! You were a true ten?!? Just like all the women in the video we just watched? 🤡
@lonestar1637
@lonestar1637 3 ай бұрын
@@ipodman1910 no, I actually was.
@Robin6512
@Robin6512 3 ай бұрын
A Lamborghini is way cheaper to maintain and way more reliable
@louispittman7367
@louispittman7367 3 ай бұрын
And the car won't squat on another dude's stick,then try and justify it when their lies fall apart.
@totalbliss1
@totalbliss1 3 ай бұрын
Plus you can ride it without taking it out for dinner.
@nobodynone
@nobodynone 3 ай бұрын
And with the Lamborghini you're probably get those women for free thinking you are rich, just ride up to them and ask if they want a ride
@bunkyman8097
@bunkyman8097 3 ай бұрын
I'm sure the Lamb is a much smoother ride too.
@Skyfly71
@Skyfly71 3 ай бұрын
Yep
@jjm8224
@jjm8224 3 ай бұрын
12: 21 - Gotta love this guy, he is unbothered and savage. "Please go away, I don't like you"🤣🤣🤣
@tellurye
@tellurye 3 ай бұрын
ikr? She goes "a scale of 1 to 10" Im thinking two things: Does she mean how many cheeseburgers she just ate? Then Id say 10. The second thing I thought : that poor scale! ROFL!!
@jjm8224
@jjm8224 3 ай бұрын
@@tellurye 😂
@robinhoward4204
@robinhoward4204 3 ай бұрын
I'm female and I am so over the caterpillar eyelashes - as well as the nails, the huge lips, the expectations of expensive dinners on a first date. Happily married, old, nothing fake. Most young women are naturally lovely, why the need to overly enhance what nature has given them?
@5dc61
@5dc61 3 ай бұрын
Only fans and Kardashians made the average woman believe they are something they simply are not
@AM-qg6bj
@AM-qg6bj 4 ай бұрын
OMG…I’m 54 as of a few weeks ago and have ZERO units of that crap in my face. CRAZY!
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
And you are probably ageing beautifully, like a fine wine.
@AM-qg6bj
@AM-qg6bj 3 ай бұрын
@@tungzauzage977 I am. People can’t believe my age. The comments are I thought you were in your mid 40’s. I think that stuff makes you look older.
@datalo0618
@datalo0618 3 ай бұрын
"Honey, do I look fat to you?" "Not as much as you will next year."
@sheepinpanic6733
@sheepinpanic6733 3 ай бұрын
Those Botox Women really gave me the creeps. Don't they see it for real?! I mean there must be a mirror somewhere....
@ewaleokadia76
@ewaleokadia76 Ай бұрын
One time in the winter, my lips blew up as though I had a bad Botox injection because I didn't protect my lips with a scarf when it was 19 degrees outside. My facial features are small and my lips are naturally thin. I was so humiliated to see myself look like a freak and was going to call off work if, after putting medication on them, my lips were not going to improve Luckily for me, they did return to normal after a few hours.
@thecannabiscrone4571
@thecannabiscrone4571 3 ай бұрын
The 20 year olds with Botox look about 10-15 years older than their true age. Botox is literally aging them even worse!
@ronaldfrancis189
@ronaldfrancis189 Ай бұрын
"He is still celebrating" Priceless mate.
@GregMunro
@GregMunro 4 ай бұрын
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient...
@TrentReeves-c2k
@TrentReeves-c2k 4 ай бұрын
There is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things
@GregMunro
@GregMunro 4 ай бұрын
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
@TrentReeves-c2k
@TrentReeves-c2k 4 ай бұрын
This is helpful, I will look her up online right now...Thanks.
@GregMunro
@GregMunro 4 ай бұрын
You wont regret it
@redhakiim789
@redhakiim789 4 ай бұрын
Perfect marriage/relationship is just a fairy tale, when in reality you both gonna face challenges and obstacles that will test your mentality, loyalty and commitment. As a warhammer nerd and religious person, there's a best quote for that "Suffering is our prayer, Faith is our armour."
@ayoitzsergio
@ayoitzsergio 3 ай бұрын
Lamborghinis are rare and special and not everyone has been inside a Lamborghini
@ItsAllLove4Real
@ItsAllLove4Real 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dorkywatersrundeep
@dorkywatersrundeep 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I died reading this 💀💀💀
@falconheavy595
@falconheavy595 2 ай бұрын
got yo joke. but honestly that machine is so good that. after driving for a whole day via a friend who works in a showroom, then back to my 10 year old bmw, i suffered depression for weeks,
@jmtimmons
@jmtimmons Ай бұрын
I love your comment!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@Roslerox
@Roslerox 10 күн бұрын
Gottttteeeemmm
@ewave9643
@ewave9643 3 ай бұрын
I found that getting full custody of my kids and then blocking my exs number makes life much better
@dustysmoke4996
@dustysmoke4996 3 ай бұрын
If you were able to get the courts to give you full custody, your ex must be really blockable...
@jamesparker1071
@jamesparker1071 3 ай бұрын
I bet your ex is happier than you. And I bet you will ruin your children.
@AsherianVeritas
@AsherianVeritas 3 ай бұрын
5:55 : "You like Chinatown, everything fake" 💀💀💀
@derrickTY93
@derrickTY93 4 ай бұрын
Damn, you have OBCD was brutal, and unfortunately I could not stop laughing about it for over 30 minutes. Made my day….
@nobodynone
@nobodynone 3 ай бұрын
I couldn't help myself either but also think how long It might take her to notice what she has said.
@AnneQuiet
@AnneQuiet 3 ай бұрын
I didn’t think I’ll find Amberlynn Reid on here. She sucks.
@serdar.kaya.04
@serdar.kaya.04 3 ай бұрын
Love the duck-tape😂😂
@jag1963
@jag1963 3 ай бұрын
My wife is 11 years younger than me slim blonde hair blue eyes and is a CFO who makes 300K a year. Last year she bought me a 30k Motorcycle for my birthday. They aint all bad. Oh and her name is Karen. ;-)
@beastmodejelly8654
@beastmodejelly8654 3 ай бұрын
We got an immigrant making her own laws now 🙄
@realgoodmind
@realgoodmind 3 ай бұрын
They don't even have muscles in their face that move. lol
@noahswiss1997
@noahswiss1997 3 ай бұрын
They get these gross marks at the injection sites too it’s so stupid
@sandybruce9092
@sandybruce9092 3 ай бұрын
It’s impossible to really smile with Botox. It always shows in the forehead which doesn’t move! Can’t raise eyebrows? Botox!
@HeinzGuderian_
@HeinzGuderian_ 3 ай бұрын
The old guy was thinking " do I want a sexual assault charge or a simple battery charge".
@melhawk1352
@melhawk1352 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'd call what she was doing entrapment.
@eddyvideostar
@eddyvideostar 3 ай бұрын
Dear Heinz Guderian, At 0:36 minutes: Wisdom comes with age. This graceful elder knows what can happen even in a prankish situation that could lead to his downfall on a dirty disseminated site is daunting.
@user-ml8dm9fz6l
@user-ml8dm9fz6l 3 ай бұрын
either way she will just say he's a creepy old man
@gaycha6589
@gaycha6589 3 ай бұрын
He’s thinking, “who is this thick little tart’?
@niecey918
@niecey918 3 ай бұрын
Lamborghini probably has less miles than either of them
@louispittman7367
@louispittman7367 3 ай бұрын
Also the car won't take off its clothes for strange dudes when you're at work either
@babala5760
@babala5760 3 ай бұрын
Cold blooded 😂😂😂
@ameliadeshane9192
@ameliadeshane9192 3 ай бұрын
​@@louispittman7367 betttttt you look at corn. Lol. Betttt.
@feroxk.9266
@feroxk.9266 2 ай бұрын
Also will cost less maintenance
@ameliadeshane9192
@ameliadeshane9192 2 ай бұрын
He can have both. When shes done with him she will keep the car.
@adamekcar
@adamekcar 3 ай бұрын
2:20 Imagine calling someone a clown when you look like Grimace!
@selfsufficientnic7112
@selfsufficientnic7112 3 ай бұрын
Oh my... I'm a woman, and I'm understanding why men are confused these days
@JacksonBock-z3t
@JacksonBock-z3t Ай бұрын
If that man is confused, he aint no man. Aint no man in these comments here confused. Its clear whats happening.
@lizard944
@lizard944 4 ай бұрын
It's why I never leave my car keys and cell phone on the table when I get up to go to the restroom on a first date.
@Frank-pc2rs
@Frank-pc2rs 3 ай бұрын
Well your main problem is you're going on dates. Just stay away from that nightmare altogether.
@wirelessdirk
@wirelessdirk 4 ай бұрын
Shaq deserves better.
@brandonleemoss
@brandonleemoss 4 ай бұрын
He has low standards😂
@jayshutman3101
@jayshutman3101 4 ай бұрын
The Botox ladies forgot to install the valve stems so they can add or subtract air.
@justaskin8523
@justaskin8523 3 ай бұрын
Hehehe, you know...maybe the oncologists can do this with those ports they put in when somebody is going to have to go in for multiple long courses of chemo.
@Kaboom-0623
@Kaboom-0623 3 ай бұрын
@@justaskin8523 a stent ... personally if they want pig botulism in their body I say let them be single ... do want that crap in my food dont want it in my woman either
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
They're going to have to get used to more 'pillow face' and less pillow talk.
@markula_4040
@markula_4040 3 ай бұрын
If a woman ever asks you to rate her, the perfect answer is to say not high enough to feed your ego.
@jjmcwill1881
@jjmcwill1881 3 ай бұрын
Today's woman wants an old fashioned man but they aren't old fashioned women
@markmunroe-hz8rf
@markmunroe-hz8rf 4 ай бұрын
Either these women have watched far too much Hallmark movies, or just delusional on purpose.
@mayar901
@mayar901 3 ай бұрын
Actually many men quietly put up with their woman’s tantrums and even viciousness.
@I.Cnahteeng
@I.Cnahteeng 3 ай бұрын
That was me and Im glad Im past that part of my life. Last ex gave me PTSD😂😂😂
@unlimited971
@unlimited971 3 ай бұрын
In reality, men always settled down with the women they are with
@Joanie-cu7wr
@Joanie-cu7wr 3 ай бұрын
That's why the man was hand signals Help, she throws a shoe at her.
@mbb--
@mbb-- Ай бұрын
Why? Honest question.
@unlimited971
@unlimited971 Ай бұрын
@@mbb-- why what?
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 3 ай бұрын
That girl at 2:11 looks more like she's wearing a tent than a negligee. lol
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
Speaking for tents everywhere, that's is offensive, at least her pants committed Hari-kari rather than be seen with her.
@andyman8630
@andyman8630 3 ай бұрын
you mean a Big Top (circus tent)
@noctisocculta4820
@noctisocculta4820 3 ай бұрын
18:48 "Running her a bath and measuring the water displacement." LMAO
@OsvaldoBlas-wf1be
@OsvaldoBlas-wf1be 18 күн бұрын
And he's still celebrating 😂
@freakklomp
@freakklomp 4 ай бұрын
24 and having over 100 units of botox is just insane. the one that uses it to combat migraines i can get, its useful for that. but once those fillers are done they will look double their age sometimes. just dont bother ladies, we dont care in the end.
@DanielSmedegaardBuus
@DanielSmedegaardBuus 4 ай бұрын
I don't even know what a unit of botox is. But I thought the exact thing you're hinting at here: "They all look older than they (say they) are."
@lisayeary4256
@lisayeary4256 3 ай бұрын
They all look plastic. Yuck!!!!!!!
@lesviolin
@lesviolin 3 ай бұрын
Botox and fillers are completely different things. Botox when used by younger women properly can prevent certain wrinkles that would come on later. I would have started it younger if it had been around but I love what it does for me now at 72. And it's not for anyone but me
@freakklomp
@freakklomp 3 ай бұрын
@@lesviolin these younger woman dont need them. older woman maybe but not needed really either. nowadays younger woman are 70% plastic, filler and fake most of the time. nobody but other woman asked them to do it. we dont even like it most of the time. we dont want the fakeness. we want real natural woman and not a fake plastic doll.
@killjoyredux8361
@killjoyredux8361 3 ай бұрын
Yeah botox done well is useful. It's the fillers and crazy makeup that don't help.
@notjamesearl
@notjamesearl 3 ай бұрын
the guy watching the cooking vid 🤣🤣
@babala5760
@babala5760 3 ай бұрын
Boomer here. I cannot wrap my head around this crazy cultural phenom.
@ronaldh2886
@ronaldh2886 3 ай бұрын
Been with the same girl since 88. So thankful for my age and my life. Not perfect but not insane.
@bobsmeltzer5390
@bobsmeltzer5390 29 күн бұрын
Me either, absolutely do not get it.
@miketran4289
@miketran4289 3 ай бұрын
Channels like these is whats making society so polarizing
@isabellavalencia8026
@isabellavalencia8026 3 ай бұрын
That 44-year-old doctor looked 64 due to the over Botox look
@A55563
@A55563 4 ай бұрын
Teradactactiallyfactually??? Wings!!!🤣
@lockyock7
@lockyock7 3 ай бұрын
That Botox clip was terrible. Oh my goodness
@NYLily07
@NYLily07 3 ай бұрын
Suzanna Gonzales, you’re disturbed!😳
@ferdinandsiegel4470
@ferdinandsiegel4470 3 ай бұрын
The ones with the video camera are disturbed. If you can't trespass the eyes I guess peeping tom is legal.
@Stephanie_12345
@Stephanie_12345 3 ай бұрын
She is so mentally unbalanced and has issues.
@eijonasson
@eijonasson 3 ай бұрын
Finally some real men ! BRAVO !!!
@bravobooty2107
@bravobooty2107 Ай бұрын
Bravo
@AdrianThomas-l7m
@AdrianThomas-l7m 14 сағат бұрын
No way those eyelashes caught me off guard 😂😂 I know the makeup artists were waiting for that drop 😂😂
@TheMrDarius
@TheMrDarius 4 ай бұрын
Lmao when the dude was yelling at his wife to get into the car and leave the people with the Buick alone I lost my shit. Dude was real af and the couple was like what in the hell.
@m-el1880
@m-el1880 3 ай бұрын
obviously it wasn't the first time she thought she was the center of the universe and her words had to be heeded, he had had enough of her humiliating him with her behavior
@TheMrDarius
@TheMrDarius 3 ай бұрын
@@m-el1880 I figured as much as well but damn it was hilarious from an outside perspective
@iandonoghue4263
@iandonoghue4263 4 ай бұрын
If a woman asks you if she has put on a little bit of weight. Ask her. Has she ate or drunk anything today? If the answer is yes , say yes back! That way, she knows you're not wrong! Facts! 😂
@Ripley_E
@Ripley_E 3 ай бұрын
This behavior is appalling. Men you deserve better.
@OzzieBenzC300
@OzzieBenzC300 4 ай бұрын
Fellas don’t catch a bullet for some broad! If u woman puts u in a position that u might have to fight a stranger or worst, having to defend urself against a deadly attack just walk an away! The cemetery and jails are full of people that either died because of a woman of killed some one over a woman! 🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂🤷🏻‍♂
@bootszantua8682
@bootszantua8682 4 ай бұрын
Duct tape....😂😂😂😂
@ictpilot
@ictpilot 3 ай бұрын
The one with the duct tape on the mouth I'm dying! 😂😂☠️
@NancyBoyer-o3p
@NancyBoyer-o3p 8 күн бұрын
"OB-CD"...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂got to use that one on my sister-in-law!!!!!😂...pure genius.
@cjh6678
@cjh6678 3 ай бұрын
The botox girls. Holy shit
@BarbaraSanders-f1x
@BarbaraSanders-f1x 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for all these videos...great responses from these guys...I would hope everyone could find their life soulmate.. but it takes deep love and respect for the rest of your lives, it's work and most don't want to give up any part of self but that's what it takes, a blending of man and woman...lifetime commitment...good luck all 😊❤
@andyman8630
@andyman8630 3 ай бұрын
when you stop looking for the 'trophy' spouse and start looking for the 'other' parent of your children - everything changes
@chooselove2553
@chooselove2553 Ай бұрын
As a woman of sixty with a granddaughter, I will be sending these to my son. Dads REALLY should be engaged in their daughter’s lives. That poor girl whose dad was okay with her being a hooker as long as she made good money….broke my heart!😢
@CliffDweller75208
@CliffDweller75208 3 ай бұрын
OBCD…that is comedy gold right there, LMAO
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
It was on the side of a plane because that went right over her head.
@mrgreyman3358
@mrgreyman3358 4 ай бұрын
men seeing through the mask these psychos paint on. loving it.
@Vlad-dc2jz
@Vlad-dc2jz 3 күн бұрын
I love that guy with a comb! So true! 😂 👍
@davidgoble8891
@davidgoble8891 25 күн бұрын
The "OBCD" joke had me rolling 😂
@stanhartman6662
@stanhartman6662 Ай бұрын
She was just a gold digger.....
@ericmoeglen4511
@ericmoeglen4511 12 күн бұрын
😅🤣😂 Some of the funniest clips ever ! How do they do that to themselves ???
@WilliamScroggs-k5v
@WilliamScroggs-k5v 3 ай бұрын
My God, how the cost of nookie has gone up.
@theredsamurai
@theredsamurai 3 ай бұрын
A cookie no longer will be enough
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
@@theredsamurai 'A cookie for nookie', good idea for a t shirt.
@theredsamurai
@theredsamurai 3 ай бұрын
@@tungzauzage977 some people did it all for the nookie
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
@@theredsamurai But is the nookie these days worth the cookie, gen z are the laziest.
@brsubwayfc
@brsubwayfc 3 ай бұрын
Hoeflation
@Mr-Wolf84
@Mr-Wolf84 2 ай бұрын
0:36 I admire this man. He's so far away from this kind of nonsense and so uncaring that he doesn't even understand the question she's asking. This man is my soul mate.
@reconsoldier135
@reconsoldier135 3 ай бұрын
"You're like Chinatown, everything's fake" 🤣🤣🤣 Epic
@justaskin8523
@justaskin8523 3 ай бұрын
OMG, I lost it ... "Pterodactyl wings on her face!" I used to call them "RV Awnings", because they're just about that big...you know, like the big ol' "Sundowner" awnings they used to sell to senior citizens on late night commercials. Those things are so big, they have to be motorized to deploy them! But Pterodactyl wings made me laugh all my stress out this afternoon!
@tungzauzage977
@tungzauzage977 3 ай бұрын
Didn't prostitutes' invent them, called cumbrellas.
@GoldenIbis50
@GoldenIbis50 4 ай бұрын
People saying first is embarrassing
@katjay3125
@katjay3125 4 ай бұрын
Yup..childish
@Jd-zr8bs
@Jd-zr8bs 4 ай бұрын
Second !
@dude-man
@dude-man 4 ай бұрын
no, theres an R word for it but yootoobs ASSHO
@jasminek5557
@jasminek5557 4 ай бұрын
Lol yep, and it’s surely is passé. It’s so early internet days
@justaskin8523
@justaskin8523 3 ай бұрын
Evidence shows that sometimes fear of public shame and ridicule DOES encourage proper behavior.
@ded12021
@ded12021 2 ай бұрын
“You like Chinatown - everything is fake!” Is a destroyer for me 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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