Alpharad Gave Away The Hatsune Miku Car That Made Him Lose His Sanity

[@SuperMuskett]

The fact Ranboo wants this car so bad despite not having a drivers licence is so funny

[@Disciplined_Fate]

Perhaps he wanted a 20k lunch with Alphard.

[@Crowjkae]

​@@Disciplined_Fateand a plush

[@katzbac]

​@@Crowjkae TWO plushies even!

[@travisperkins9920]

didn't he also buy a suit of armour way too short for him to wear?

[@Crowjkae]

@@travisperkins9920 yes

[@fallenplayer3537]

20k for an Miku car and a dinner hangout with Alphard AND plushies!!!! That is definitely a steal!!!!

[@Aki-gb8gm]

so true dimitri pfp

[@Professional_Lozer]

the cars value being like $8k tho…. 😭

[@floofyboi7546]

@@Professional_Lozer the final bids for other creator hangouts where in the thousands and didn’t include a working vehicle

[@TD2T]

​​@@floofyboi7546ok youre reaching, it looks cool okay (worth $8k++) but i doubt it is working 😂😂

[@Professional_Lozer]

@@floofyboi7546 oh wow…

[@whysegawhy]

It's awesome that $20k was raised by the car, but I was disappointed to see that the winning bid was not $39,039.39

[@quirkyqwerty2840]

Hi, is there a significance between Mimi and 39?

[@AzureRequiemViews]

​@@quirkyqwerty2840How I remember the reason why 39 is related to Miku is because it's a Japanese pun on how to pronounce or read the numbers 39. 3 - Mittsu or Mi, 9 - ku. Miku

[@Gelert_AT]

​@@AzureRequiemViews It is indeed a Japanese pun regarding how you read those numbers. Not only can you read it as 'miku' but also 'sankyu' (thank you), albeit not grammatically correct. Either way, Just like people read 69 and say "nice" Vocaloid fans see 39 and say "Miku". She pretty much owns that number, alongside the world

[@joshuanishanthchristian5217]

There would have been a double pun there if the car had been an E39 generation 5-series BMW.

[@mfaizsyahmi]

@@AzureRequiemViews the more appropriate term is mnemonic. The Japanese use it for things like complex numbers or account PIN numbers by choosing a mnemonic that sounds like something memorable.

[@hicks7884]

1:51 A 2nd grandma has hit the grave

[@goatcurry.]

Aw shit, here we go again

[@decayingfairy3996]

Nah

[@syan2240]

Lmfaooo

[@autohmae]

I mean.. .it's possible, but I don't think he'd have many more grandmas

[@bruh10246]

He's out of grandmas at that point

[@thegirlfromtheothersidefan]

Alpharad is so good at spinning a story, so many emotional twists and turns, I truly felt his pain when he talked about Carl

[@alexdroptin7940]

Yeah, Alpharad is a master of the spin. Its genuinely fun LISTENING to the storytelling.

[@thegirlfromtheothersidefan]

I highly recommend anyone to listen to "a homeless man stole my chicken" by Alpharad, the only 10/10 video

[@pokkiheart]

The twilight zone ihop story from his podcast is one of the best laughs I've ever had

[@J.Blazer]

A master of his craft

[@VideoGamer110]

​@@pokkiheart his podcast has some of the best stories I've ever heard. "You did heroin in the sex cave??"

[@Cervarius_K]

I love how Jacob gets mad every time he tells that fuckin' story

[@TD2T]

as he should 😂

[@kingskelett6265]

yeah there are sometimes stories where you get mad all over again as the memories are dragged back up

[@highfivejuice]

connor and alpharad have the same sense of showmanship i can’t explain it they love to be on stage

[@samuelinzunzapino9734]

I believe Alpharad also has hosted other shows before, so it only makes sense. It's two hosts sharing a stage

[@jstar3382]

Alpha has held shows before. Cup pong was so damn good. but really tho he's a showman at heart, his catchphrase was "that's showbiz baby" for a while

[@tracey5324]

I wish people didn't treat it like an Ebay auction and try to sneak in before the timer ticks down. Good for them to reopen the bid, people shouldn't be rewarded for that behaviour.

[@pissum420]

Do you not know how Auctions work.

[@carto4028]

Cant believe jerma didnt buy it what a FAKE FAN 😡😡😡 Miku is CRYING right now and I can't make her stop. 🥺

[@averagegenzguy2751]

Ranboo is simply too rich, even the Zsycho ztreamer doesn't have as deep pockets as the MC miner

[@AriesZero]

Jerma was there?

[@MrMega200]

@@AriesZero Yes he won a thing or two. He's on the side where Ludwig is.

[@AriesZero]

@@MrMega200 damn, I didn't even notice him there

[@austinsetser6081]

I can’t believe he auctioned off the miku car before he ever made a video about it

[@TD2T]

i just saw he did a short which included the car being dragged off by officers lmao well, at the very least now he can make a full length video about delivering it lmao

[@Dragon15609]

@@TD2Tnot officers, the car broke down

[@rainyrayn]

He said he wanted to make one but didnt get a proper ending and said this was the best ending for it lol

[@DeadstreaK_]

Oh man, Ranboo’s gonna have to buy a lot of stuff and do maintenance regularly 💀 E46’s are known to be very leaky cars and the weather isn’t particularly kind to the plastic parts and pipes under the hood. If he’s got a garage, he’s good for that but there’s still regular maintenance that needs to be done at least once about every 2-6 months if he’s not gonna drive it often. I know some people replace the oil and parts once a month on their e46.

[@jacencade4019]

he's not gonna drive it ever.

[@DeadstreaK_]

@@jacencade4019 even then, they’ll leak oil like crazy when they’re just sitting. When I say e46’s are know to be leaky cars, I mean it; the inline 6’s manifold cover was made with plastic, for whatever reason. It’s one of the main leaking parts besides old corroded rubber parts and cracked plastic tubes/pipes. Luckily, he could buy an aluminum manifold cover which does A LOT to prevent leaking but results vary by brand. I haven’t gotten one for my car yet so I can’t recommend a specific brand.

[@kit2300]

yeah he said on stream that he was gonna revamp it and make it safer and better (the car is older than him,, woah)

[@DeadstreaK_]

@@kit2300 ooh ok, I wonder what he’s gonna do? I might just check out his KZbin to comment some useful tips and info just in case he makes a video on it tbh

[@jorbinsmorbin2890]

@@DeadstreaK_ I don't think they're ever gonna make a video on it cause they do not post on KZbin all that often, it'd be a storytime stream if anything

[@rufioh]

Alpharad is gonna some great content out of driving the car to someone.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

He's gonna some great content alright

[@martinnoreallymartin3661]

If I was online, I absolutely would've bid on the Miku car. I mean that's a CAR, I would've paid 20k

[@Reiven___]

Miku car is not a car worth 20k lol, charity is great and all since it’s going to a good cause but an old bmw like that with who knows how many miles is worth like 5k max.

[@keefey569]

@@Reiven___ worth less most of the time cuz of the wrap

[@martinnoreallymartin3661]

@@keefey569 worth MORE cuz of the wrap

[@crafciak31]

It's worth as much as someone is willing to pay

[@jorislutmers2688]

@@Reiven___ yeah but there is also funny value, so that easily make up for the other 15k

[@friskdremeurluck7907]

I love how this was just alpharad and Connor talking. Not even taking the bids seriously.

[@apurplekitkat]

I know it would be completely illogical for Jaiden to bid on it for obvious reasons, but it would have been hilarious if she’d put in a low number early on for the laughs

[@adrianporter5749]

I was trying to figure why that would be illogical. Then I remembered. Wouldn’t that have been hilarious if she won and he sold the car to her only to have to deal with the car STILL being in his garage?

[@thesandwich5321]

I feel like I'm being dumb, did I miss something?

[@apurplekitkat]

@@thesandwich5321 Jaiden and Alpharad are roommates

[@akumuryuu]

He did bring up an interesting point in that video, merely owning that car is potentially doxxing yourself. So I'm surprised so many creators bid on it.

[@musicalpuppies123]

ranboos been doxxed before tbr

[@musicalpuppies123]

also they dont have a license so it's a show piece not to be driven around

[@MR.Someone000]

Holy hell I feel called out by Connor. I Live in New Brunswick Canada.

[@khlilg.h9780]

My immediate reaction is" I'm sorry" but I'm sure Brunswick is lovely

[@R0b0SquidHDMC]

@@khlilg.h9780 "I'm sorry" is a valid reaction (I work for Irving)

[@ic236]

You and two others

[@fozzov6178]

I live there too and I was very shocked

[@arianaa.o4852]

Ranboo is a miku fan and he spends his money on things he likes too, specially if it's charity lmao this is not a first time

[@weldernick3750]

I attempted to win this but it was just out of my budget just to give alpharad a road trip video of him driving to Maine lol

[@DaTimmeh]

Now that you mention it, I live in Germany...THAT would be an exciting road (ocean?) trip vlog lol

[@weldernick3750]

@@DaTimmeh always thinking about content lol

[@blakeroni155]

y'know, it would be real petty if the guy who ghosted alpharad, bid on this car, and won. EDIT: i guess it wasnt meant to be. sucks to suck OG Miku car owner.

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

It would've been funny enough if someone online just bid under the name "carl"

[@TD2T]

duckin carl stupid name

[@Vexerino]

Did the Jerma fan ever made a bid? I tuned in the stream for a couple hours and he's just sitting there.

[@likestosleep225]

Yh the biggest thing he got was the day out with Pete for 25k

[@muramiq]

"The" jerma fan?? Connereatspants??? 😭😭😭

[@netsukii7594]

Dont be silly jerma isnt real (dont tell miku)

[@awdsqe123]

Didn't you see the clip of jerma walking in and bidding on qt's chair?

[@jasonhare8540]

Okay either this dude sold the car to somebody else for more and lacked the courage to tell you or he's killing Grandma's .... 🤔🤣

[@stegotops7415]

Other people have mentioned that it’s a common scam for people to pretend to own cars and try to scam a potential buyer. In the original story, Alpharad posted about the Miku car online and only then someone reached out claiming to be the owner. The likely story (assuming there’s no further confirmation Alpha just didn’t mention) is that the person who reached out never actually owned the car.

[@celebisonm4271]

He tried to buy a car from Eric Cartman

[@SkullyForMyHimari]

At first i saw ranboo tweeted the miku car being his- didnt know he was talking about this

[@tomhank896]

"We got 10k already..." "It's what i do." God i love Jacob's confidence

[@velocitasfortis]

They need to stop having final counters for online bids. It needs to be set so that any bid extends the timer - online or in-person. You bid, the timer goes up. This keeps happening, and it's BS. This isn't eBay.

[@TD2T]

conner already said to set final price i don't exactly know how the bidding is done but theres a lot of items and it span out to 6hrs total of stream. nobody has enough time to wait all that

[@oakenshadow6763]

The bidding part was for entertainment. The stream itself made money for charity, too. So, those people actually help lengthen it, raising more money and increasing veiwer interest. It's annoying, but done here for a reason. Now on Ebay? That is just people being rude.

[@undead_corsair]

I was so distracted by his tie man he needs to straighten his tie

[@blackdragonflare]

You're telling me I could have gotten a Miku BMW for 10k less than I paid for my higher end camry?

[@scribblord2970]

content creation is wild he says hes bringing the car too you by driving usually this would be a huge cost but the guy is gonna make crazy profit by doing a stupid road trip with it i love it

[@TheTsunaru]

I totally didn't hear Connor talking, and then had it cut to the crowd, and question where Connor's voice was coming from because he's sitting in the middle of the crowd and not talking, and why'd he take his suit off, and then it pans back to Connor on stage in his suit again, then back to the crowd once more, and then realize "oh wait that's not Connor that's DougDoug."

[@Sakachi18]

Jacob. 😂 God bless you man. Vocaloid and pettiness. Love you man.

[@pokkiheart]

Please buy my car. Nothing bad has ever happened in it.

[@hamishwalker9637]

I need it gone by Tuesday because on Tuesday I'm holding a potluck.

[@jebnordost7487]

And I can’t be having a potluck when there is a Miku car in my garage! Can you imagine the questions!?

[@hamishwalker9637]

@@jebnordost7487 How embarrassing!

[@yellow-aster]

BUY MY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@pokkiheart]

@@jebnordost7487 "hey, uh, why do you got a miku car in your garage?"

[@noahpilarski]

16:26 just noticed Aethel and Nyanners talking with Jerma in the back

[@sakarain]

absolutely love the way alpha tell this story

[@AVBRIZE]

In cyprus that car is at least 30k pounds.

[@jofipa9953]

Alpharad definitely wanted to make a video about driving this car to the person who bought it, the further the better the content would be, which is why he is super fine if the bidder lives far away...

[@eow4317]

Ranboo is crazy, I mean they bet so much money and didn’t even have a license

[@musicalpuppies123]

not rlly a car u wanna drive anyway between it's age and the doxxing potential it'll defo just be a show piece

[@syncdom]

Leave it to the Alpharad to be the first man ever to make being petty an amusing thing.

[@ZombieJesus1987]

i would have laughed if Jaiden bid on it LOL

[@nunyabz9494]

"a car is a problem, and now it's your problem." oh boi nothing more accurate than that

[@ShamanicEnzan]

“Going once for real this time” Me seeing how much time is left on the video: oh boy

[@Someloser3232]

I’m so pissed I was busy during this cause omfg I would love to watch this live 😭😭

[@mak221]

The funny part of the guy being named carle is that it has the word car in it.

[@hectorgregorio95]

Man im just waiting for that alpharad video driving that car AND parking it cuz the dude cant even drive

[@phdmr]

It would have benn priceless seeing someone from another country (like UK) wining the bid

[@case3177]

My disappointment when I realized that it's not an E39

[@Chymai]

Legit, buying a car for 20k is a good deal. I’m shocked more people didn’t bid on this.

[@Alex_Barbosa]

It's cause it's really old and used.

[@kaden110]

as someone in newbrunswick canada. we are all poor. thanks for the callout though. 😂

[@PhiSpiral]

"Carl, Stupid name" CarlSagan42 enters the chat: "Excuse me?!"

[@goobiscool5363]

A second grandma has hit the towers

[@StealthActionJON]

9:24 "Anyone in New Brunswick with 17k?" Connor, you can say you don't know anything about New Brunswick. You don't have to continue the joke lmao

[@Stuff-r6z]

"ongoing bid for gaming session with Pokimane highest bid 30,000.00" is insane

[@DankMeel]

It was at 10:30 i realized ironmouse was in the background

[@simonaarekol3336]

7:01 Bro you need an extravagant amount of hubris to provide "gaming session with pokimane".

[@Dallior]

It was the auction that ended at the highest price 🤷

[@Tankerrex3]

The two side of being a simp, either real woman or a Vtuber

[@jacencade4019]

jaiden must of been the online bidder

[@Obsolete935]

$15,000 and I don’t have a drivers license

[@SumGhost]

fine, Ill just make my OWN miku car (i do not have the funds to buy the miku car 😔)

[@leonperez933]

I need a Brian David Gilbert and Alpharad collab right now

[@Heightren]

Imagine if Carl was bidding

[@zdelrod829]

2 internet funny men auctioning a Hatsune Miku car. Only Alpharad and Connor can get away with this shit.

[@Sjors_]

I think the funniest part about all this is the ticker silently scrolling by occasionally reminding you that people are willing to pay way more to play a game with Pokimane versus getting an actual functional car delivered right to where you live

[@jacencade4019]

how many seaditves did he have to give jaiden so she didn't take the car for herself?

[@AYYY-Va]

Carl be real quiet right now 👁️👄👁️

[@cybergirl7987]

Dude my 2 most favorite content creators in one screen im so happy ^^

[@emissary8071]

Yo the Cellbit jacket sounds cool. And yo I love the pettiness with Jacob's reasoning for the car

[@Kata_Taka]

"well now its funny" classic Alpharad

[@joekerr1607]

Why alpharad just look like william Osman with a blonde wig lmao

[@steindororngunnarsson3846]

Wow the immune deficiency foundation really needs a better acronym

[@maalikserebryakov]

Not really. Its the most honourable acronym :)

[@KurosakiYukigo]

To be fair it wasn't a problem till... recently

[@PkPvre]

It has always been a probelm, but people didn't pay attention until recently ​@@KurosakiYukigo

[@RGC_animation]

The fact that an actual car was only sold for 20k, but a gaming session with Pokimane got well over 30k... 💀

[@Rilee6476]

5:23 I think we’re in the wrong universe

[@Stevoisiak]

Was that Ironmouse on the tv in the back?

[@albrown7930]

Looks like

[@ayashi9861]

it's her

[@T1nyRaccoon]

Pity Lud didn’t buy it to blow it up and force Jacob to buy it back

[@yanguskhan8513]

carl could have just said, "hey i changed my mind." instead of stringing him along for months. but if he did that, we might not seen a miku car sold.

[@thesandwich5321]

It's amazing how some people can spend that much. Pretty sure that's more than MY net worth 😅

[@littleaudity]

can't wait to see Amanda's review of this this is so fun!

[@FenixFeniks]

Alpha's hair always goes so damn hard.

[@Plague_of_Locusts]

this was the most nerve wracking auction I've ever watched

[@poorsocialskills]

Loving jacob's tie

[@goldqnp3tals302]

I would sell my soul for lunch with alpharad

[@CC-cm3jl]

So happy for ranboolive

[@VanagloriaVT]

I wish I had that kind of money to spend on dinner with Alpharad

[@phothewin6019]

Connor looking like Mr. Beast lol

[@Jared-lj2vb]

Imagine your beloved Grandmother dies and some millennial keeps harassing you about buying your waifu anime Beemer 💀

[@ThatSneakman]

This is peak Alpharad pettiness.

[@rhyneredpanda5443]

Carl the Car Salesman

[@musicalpuppies123]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING RANBOO TO BE THE BUYER WHAT

[@KateArtAnimations]

Bro if I was there I would be 100 thousand, I invest okay!?!

[@Somni-Majen]

I didn't know there was going to be Hatsune Miku, all I brought was a dime

[@zech2702]

Anyone else saw "fuslie's guitar" as an item XD (in the bottom text bar)

[@robert-zr1kx]

20k is so low for that fuck

[@Saz103]

That car is a pos, its very obvious the most valuble thing is the wrap and the alpharad dinner date

[@unkindled6410]

​@@Saz103i wonder if its a manual, theres a lot of BMW fans out there and the E46 gen is iconic to many.

[@robert-zr1kx]

@@Saz103 Will admit I'm an e46 fan like the other comment said, but what makes you say its a pos? Just too old?

[@Saz103]

@@robert-zr1kx Alpharad heavily implied its a bit rundown and on its way out, pos was a bit dramatic but you can see what I mean.

[@WorldEaterZero]

Whoever gets the car will never ever drive it also if they are in the US and accessible to rabid fan doxxing

[@slothgeneral6965]

and pokimane 1 hours gaming was 30k dafuq.

[@wildste]

If someone in the room bid on it, it's technically a business venture as poki in the thumbnail will guarantee more clicks. If its a random member of the public, well it's probably someone planning a date

[@mixswist]

What if the guy Alpharad trying to buy the car from also have the same story as well.

[@Takedownairsoft1]

Wonder what happened to CARL. 😂

[@kingex3]

Love connor for doing this, but he needs to be a better promoter to push for higher donation 😅

[@BasementDweller_]

Interesting story.

[@KoyukiMizuno]

You sure jaiden doesn't want that car lol

[@dentedcavedood6858]

Number 3 is a baddie

[@ulissesleal2002]

Jaiden animations would love this car.

[@FirstTryFred]

Do we know who won in the end? Did they ever get back to us on that?

[@kit2300]

ranboo won for 20k

[@Plexdet]

carl? more like Car-L