RISKING IT ALL: Ultimate Gambling

[@harperandrews4679]

That Ness be robin hood, appearing out of nowhere, then taking the GSP from the good players and giving it to the bad ones

[@idk-je7vn]

He even had green as his color on the bottom of the screen

[@9-volt219]

I didn’t know how to explain that, but this comment explains it clearly.

[@theshanaman7805]

I had this Happen to me with Robin and he won

[@xleeroy7957]

Link : I'm gonna destroy this noob. Ness: I'm about to end this ma's hole career

[@jalter1361]

@@theshanaman7805 seems like reading the book was worth it then

[@MeatyJesus]

The very first time I used this spectate feature, it showed me 2 players to place a bet on. Player 3 ended up winning. I haven't gambled since.

[@razerblaze070]

Jesus

[@giraffedragon6110]

Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself

[@morganeubanks212]

Welp, now we're making Smash Ultimate even more illegal

[@jamesv337]

It's not even gambling...😣

[@trisryan4161]

@@jamesv337 it is, you just lose nothing of real value from losing.

[@kloverkit]

Wheb you say "we", you mean Ness.... right?

[@morganeubanks212]

Guys, it was just a joke. It's not actually illegal

[@StarChargerStudios]

Bowser and link: alright, 1v1 time. N E S S: sneak in quietly, through the crack in the door! Edit: 166 likes? Can I get 3 more? Aight, who went over 169?

[@unmellowthegamer8946]

one more from me dog we can DO IT!!!

[@kyoj1n386]

"He came and went like a thief in the night" Player 4 Ness

[@jaquesroofiarchino9004]

Really proud that I got all of the predictions right the second time around

[@henryzhu8661]

0:19 damn that ivysaur was hit by two type disadvantages, fire and psychic

[@astronautical.engineer]

The Maplestory BGMs inbetween matches... The nostalgia.. It hurts in the childhood...

[@seansean792]

14:28 "Surprise! Bear on the field!"

[@reaperokami6823]

What if you wanted to bet on link on wifi? But God said: Player 4 Ness

[@fathercounts2820]

Nobody: Ness: Shows up out of nowhere

[@kibryhouse505]

What if you wanted to bet online, but Nintendo said “PLAYER 4 NESS”

[@todd1220]

I’m honestly dyinh

[@CsSniper23]

And then they team on the guy you bet on

[@zekesmith6332]

Imagine being link in that scenario

[@Legend-he1mu]

*Sans undertale in smash joke*

[@zekesmith6332]

@@Legend-he1mu I'm still shook from the direct

[@Starynn]

*when you bet on black instead of red at the casino but it lands on green*

[@OK4Lisateur]

metaphor for player 4 ness

[@kingcookie9777]

Thiccity Split (°-° )

[@astralstorm8859]

I ruined your 666 likes

[@anythingagency8516]

But landing on green is a thing that can actually happen. This was more like betting on black but landing on C

[@lpkintheuk7362]

Nah it's more like putting everything on red and it lands on blue

[@gdawgs101]

Mystery Ness aside, that back throw to Shoryuken was the sickest thing I've seen in awhile

[@10k-]

Agreed

[@JoshTheValiant]

Back throw to *final hit only of heavy shoryuken*, no less. What timing.

[@Keith_Norman]

Fatality

[@jaketownsend2530]

Lucky or not, that was absolutely brutal. That Shoryuken is deadly.

[@chinesecovidanalswabs4752]

That was sick

[@MonkeysArmpit]

You: Betting on a 1v1 between a 2 million GSP Link & a 100,000 GSP Bowser Ness: I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

[@webbowser8834]

I legit died

[@ShafroPlaysMinecraft]

Gentle Taco oh man I’m crying from too much laughter! 😂

[@blazefox1045]

You meant to say pro hacker move right?

[@lazyer0511]

@@blazefox1045 it's only hacking if he won

[@NeoUzzy]

How much you wanna bet that's how they got into that matchup in the first place?

[@Aflay1]

Imagine betting on horses and they go *Surprise! Bear on the field!* _GUH HUH_

[@valor.dictorian8311]

This comment aged SO well

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

*Bear charges into horses in a wonder wing*

[@repeace42]

I thought he said here lol

[@lilderpatron6358]

dear lord I’m dying from this comment.

[@sadchild9478]

ICANTTHINK1124 X Hare?

[@Rosem_Blossom]

What if you wanted to gamble But god said: *PLAYER 4 NESS*

[@milesrobinson2914]

*insert Giorno's theme*

[@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887]

Why is your pfp cat sans

[@Gooblinnnn]

Funny I laugh

[@bishop253]

@@milesrobinson2914 Ness took some piano lessons.

[@Vanish_123]

Alpha & Major: *Reasonably bet on the high gsp link instead of the low gsp bowser Player 4 Ness: *NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME*

[@red-likepines1124]

*SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW ME*

[@FloraOfTheCats]

*muffled rap music continues

[@darklordshiro9856]

/s/ad touch more like the pillar men theme from jojo

[@Vanish_123]

@@red-likepines1124 *CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY*

[@Vanish_123]

@@FloraOfTheCats *Pizza time stops

[@GrumbleGrimbus]

Alpha and Major: Bet on good player Player 4 Ness: *FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I’VE LAID DORMANT!*

[@Xenon-yx8lb]

DatPerson123 did. You. Just. Say. Friend? It’s joe

[@eddiemate]

Izuku Midoriya Did you just come into this channel? Into this comment section? Disgracing everything holy? To call Major... Jo?

[@indiespaghetti4276]

I fall upon this comment after learning that DBZA is over. No jokes Just tears

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

Ness: WHO HAVE DISTURB MY- oh it’s you guys. Again. Explain idiots. Alpha: NO NO NO! Major: We challenged you Alpha: DAMN IT!!

[@Sunflower-io4dg]

Oh hi Vegeta

[@darthdiglett]

Player 4 ness doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you. Player 4 ness:

[@shunvanmeenen716]

Link: my gsp is 10x that of my singular opponent Player 4 Ness: SURPRISE MOTHERF***ER! result screen: And in *third* place in this duel: Link

[@lotto5498]

Ness: *OK*

[@KeroKaminaX]

609 likes

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Real talk, I think we discovered an SCP.

[@EED1_evilsbane]

Darth Diglett why did they zoom in on the link and bowser and didn’t show the full screen. It’s like they were hiding the ness

[@HTPCYMC]

The number 1 rule of Ultimate Gambling: Ness _will_ take your money

[@Meme-pg5tw]

Just like waluigi WILL come from behind

[@devastatheseeker9967]

Even when he's not in the match

[@smartstuf1026]

Lol Ness joke

[@ADRFilms119]

Joker will take your heart, Ness will take your money.

[@anexplosion5436]

@@ADRFilms119 From the makers of "You'll never see it coming" comes "You'll never pay your mortgage!"

[@aquaticchaos1717]

Everyone's talking about the Player 4 Ness causing Link to lose. But imagine if Ness had won and no one was able to vote for it. Instant streak loss. I'd be more pissed about that.

[@EarthBound_Fan]

I actually think that the Bowser winning is more insulting because then you actually have the chance to keep your streak BUT only if you picked the awful choice the one thing that you weren't expecting to win and you lose to it 🤣😂😂😂😅🤣

[@Catsrnice_]

Erik Harcke imagine coming in 3rd place in a 2 person competition

[@Jasonau215]

Wait would ness even show on first place if he won

[@aquaticchaos1717]

@@Jasonau215 Good question

[@ChickenNEO]

I mean you can just skip the battle without losing your streak

[@mZStarCraft]

Imagine coming in 3rd place.... in a 1v1.

[@unknownforever2198]

the game is drunk

[@ness8656]

4th Place In A 1v1

[@friedrichdergroe6361]

You never see it coming

[@theanimegamerboi8589]

there's only one anwser to that, and is Ness

[@Hermith]

Imagine having a fourth player in a 1v1

[@mikewebsters4119]

Stand Name: 4th Ness Stand User: 100k gsp bowser

[@aidansmith2228]

DIO!!!!!!!!

[@Lucynam88]

Aidan Smith Oh, so your approaching me? Instead of running away?

[@8bitwiseman]

Your Boi Diavolo I need to come closer to beat the shit out of you!

[@jannicwestrich1290]

Your Boi Diavolo Pk FIRE

[@dimonjack208]

Ness pistol #4

[@galactigal2]

player 4 ness invaded a game i was playing in the other day. i blame you for this, alpha. the worst part, is that it happened twice that day. both “player 4s” in a 1v1 were ness somehow.

[@miguelfrelinghuysen5196]

Lol

[@OGTanMan]

A thief has struck twice in one night

[@kimgkomg]

Yeah yesterday I was playing doubles on elite smash and then a third and fourth team joined and all 7 other players were Ness and team attack was on

[@OverZeelous]

@@kimgkomg WHAT LOL you gotta be joking

[@The40Oliver]

This has to be hackers No way in fresh hell does this happen multiple times with Ness players

[@9-volt219]

Link and Bowser: *about to have a good 1v1. Ness: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@kaiseremotion854]

@@imagominus its happened to me before

[@RBatman5000]

Lmao poor link, he didnt see what was ahead if him

[@ThatNotSoAznKid]

I'm a man of wealth and taste

[@doomdude3034]

Idk if i'd call a 1v1 with that much of a GSP disparity a good 1v1, but honestly Bowser probably planned it and was probably a smurf because nintendo games aren't hard to hack.

[@clipdump22]

"They just let everyone into elite smash now huh?" Me, still not in elite: yeah haha

[@thedead073]

There is always someone worse than you in Elite smash

[@Maid_of_Spiders]

It's ok, I gave up on elite smash because it just got depressing when little timmy kept kicking my ass. You actually have to win over 50% of matches, I'd be lucky if I won once a play session. Eventually I just went back to playing fire emblem since I aparently have the reaction speed of a brain dead tortoise compared to the 12 year olds online. I like games where you dont have to be a fast player to be a good player. What I'm trying to say is I know your pain.

[@ali.3834]

man i am over 5million GSP and i still didn't get in

[@Mernusify]

@@Maid_of_Spiders I think it's better to stay just a little outside Elite Smash. Your win ratio would be a bit higher and also easier to maintain. Though the reaction speed comment is true. Us adults (I'm in my mid 20s) may have a bit of a slower reaction time compared to the kids who play regularly online.

[@Iffondrel]

I play on my brothers smash account so I already have to deal with high level people. I’m just a Kirby I can’t do this shit!

[@tristantaccad4644]

*Link vs Bowser 1v1* Alpha: Bro it's a bad idea to bet against Ness! Major: Dude Ness isn't even in this match *bets on Link* Player 4 Ness, ripping a hole through the internet: *W H O S U M M O N E D M E*

[@Yental]

Whomst has summoned the infinite one?

[@jonathanwells223]

Tristan Taccad *Who dare disturbs my slumber?!*

[@pink1200]

Ness just used PSI teleport into that 1v1

[@mistamemewide]

*_SCREAM_*

[@kippaaviayas6320]

Actually, Ness appeared on the screen, they just cropped him out for a joke.

[@andrewgin9478]

Link: You can't defeat me. Bowser (points to P4 Ness): I know, but he can.

[@KAIsibs]

The amount of Ragnorok references there are.

[@theanimegamerboi8589]

actully i think even alone ness could not do it

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

Imagine getting 3rd In a 1v1

[@beepbeeplettuce1599]

it’s even funnier cause bowser ended up winninf

[@r01l3nhd3]

Gets in a 1v1 Both players: why do I hear boss music? Ness: *okay*

[@madook2853]

Everybody gangster until player 4 ness joins the game

[@Cinostheomniwolf]

Mysterious stranger: With this Perk, you have gained the attention of a Mysterious Stranger, who will appear to help you from time to time.

[@Joltz9]

We know can offically comfirm the the Mysterious Stranger is offically sans undertale

[@nitrodudezoom]

@@Joltz9 Stranger After Not Surviving

[@donniebirb]

Owo

[@EinFalseblood]

This aged like absolutely fine wine.

[@user-dx7ej6cs5t]

Sorry but I've got Power armor on

[@toadythetoast]

That Ness in the last game was actually the sins of your past manifesting as the true form of evil, FFA Ness.

[@squidddinator]

The 8th circle of hell; Ness FFA

[@MeatyJesus]

you feel your sins crawling on your- wait..

[@hatafire]

You feel like you are going to have an okey time.

[@splatmaster1903]

The real question is whether or not he's gonna show up in the cpucs

[@primalzerg6863]

Reiian Plaier xd

[@Kinrian2797]

Make a "player 4 Ness" Tshirt pls so we remember the day why ness cant be challenged

[@sarcasticnonsense]

I know this was posted 3 months old but I want them to make it a shirt....

[@madmaddog2114]

Trax Spark i know this comment was made one week ago but i agree

[@tbush7316]

@@madmaddog2114 I know this comment was made 6 days ago but I also agree

[@madmaddog2114]

Tamara Bush i know this comment was made 18 hours ago but i appreciate your compliment

[@iampierce7474]

@@madmaddog2114 I acknowledge the reality that your reply to the comment made by tamara bush was created 168+ hours in the past, however, I happen to share the same opinion as you stated at that time.

[@nabi7701]

Everyobody was excited about joker, but they forgot the TRUE phantom thief. NESS.

[@limabeanyes3344]

I love this comment so much

[@CrazyHand7894]

*We never saw him coming*

[@razorblade6219]

Dude he always 2 steps ahead

[@redshepherd32]

ness is using magic powered by his own mind kinda like a persona user in the metaverse(which is an area inside someone else's mind) hmmm............yeah that could honestly work as a crossover concept

[@lucilfer2635]

The Scarlet Shepherd too in depth

[@diefusion8619]

Alpharad: "They let anyone into Elite Smash nowadays!" Me: *Cries in Quickplay*

[@unknownforever2198]

Oof

[@Bubbabyte99]

Same

[@pederherlofsen5235]

Amen

[@ultimatewaluigi5907]

Yep

[@herosshade2247]

Woo, 2.5 million GSP, Elite Smash hear I come! *loses once* 2k GSP Welp, back to the salt mines

[@j0sh244]

I'm so glad that my favorite game can now also feed my gambling addiction

[@sennathesenna1384]

Hard DK, is that you?

[@TronicSpeed]

Plays Whims of Fate

[@JustAndrewIsFine]

This is how I felt when Fire Emblem Heroes came out.

[@mrsatan2632]

@@TronicSpeed GIIIVE INTO TEMPTATIOOOOOOOOOOON!!! Well I am Satan after all.

[@Alex-jz2hk]

@@JustAndrewIsFine xD

[@BladedAngel]

7:28 For random queue doubles with no form of communication, that was SICK.

[@jorntumrongwit9056]

I said holy crap out loud lol

[@link4753]

@@remove_the_fucking_at_sign a lot it happens to me everytime

[@M3G4T3RR4]

Iggy what about the odds that the hadoukens were misinputed shoryukens?

[@carterwallace109]

Play slow

[@demon1ckn1ght39]

That iq play was at least about 300

[@Chinesetakeout382]

Player 4 Ness is the only being capable of standing up to Very Hard DK.

[@dartdevious561]

But prolly not

[@Jotunn96]

Kana Chaneru. It would take the combined efforts of both Very Hard DK and Vincent to even go blow for blow with Player 4 Ness

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

Dart Devious you dare doubt the power of our god?

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

If Player 4 Ness was in the Fourth Shinobi War, he would've beaten me, Obito, and Madara in just one day

[@krishtandon7394]

Hero: throws kirby into ken’s shoryuken Literally everyone: *DAAAMNNN*

[@fortnitelegendgamer2502]

First comment on that

[@samiballs]

Second comment on that

[@iPiichu]

that shit was clean

[@dragonkingcc8795]

It would have been hype at EVO

[@EdwinLopez-bw5du]

Shit was crazzzzzy

[@electriccleric]

put Player 4 Ness in the next CPU tournament

[@linkmariokirby7373]

Seconded

[@daddymememaster5432]

Thirded

[@sethhowell3067]

Player 4

[@anneprocter]

@@sethhowell3067 5th'd

[@fellforlove6690]

Sixthed

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

Bowser: I think you'll find our will equal to yours Link: Our? *Ness joined the chat*

[@evakhemchyan2653]

Communism intensifies

[@Kittycat7070-]

whats the music they use during the segment with the surprise ness

[@paperluigi6132]

@@Kittycat7070- It's the pizza delivery theme from the Spiderman 2 video game.

[@JDTheGamer123]

Link: I can definitely win this match. Player 4 Ness: Imma bout to end this man's whole career.

[@TongPik3]

JD???????????????

[@CHNI04]

Love him or hate him, but that Ness was playing mind games with that Pokemon trainer

[@always5809]

Arnulfo Isais he spittin straight pk fires

[@blazingblackness4442]

@@always5809 "Mindgames" must be slang for Ness PK Fire.

[@ethanbusse5723]

Pk Facts

[@jaysefgames1155]

What if You wanted to play a normal 1v1 But sakurai said *Player 4 Ness*

[@delbut12]

Can we just remember that when we play a game, more than 50,000 people could be watching

[@potatolucy]

I really hope nobody saw me play when I was really bad (which I’m still but a bit better)

[@sushifood2607]

I hope no one saw me SD 3 times in a row with Wolf by accident

[@potatolucy]

Kipp I also SD’d a lot but with Pikachu. That quick attack can be really hard to master.

[@sushifood2607]

@@potatolucy I sometimes B-reverse by accident with wolf so it messes up my recovery

[@vocalcalibration8033]

I hope no one saw me lose in a Corrin ditto where my opponant basically just spammed smash attacks...

[@bluefiregamingandcards]

Alpharad: always bet on Ness. Bowser Or Link Ness: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!?

[@amusicalindividual1772]

Alpharad: Bets against Ness and loses but keeps betting Ness: "You could not live with your own failure, where did it bring you? Back to me."

[@Aflay1]

Bro I’m dying 😂

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

Lmao

[@stevenmcburney8167]

that

[@JohnSmith-bc8fu]

14:29 "imagine betting on horses and they go, 'surprise! bear on the field.'"

[@nyhtus7465]

And the bear ate one of the horses.

[@theyoungladd7700]

The bear eats all the goods horse Letting the horse That the owner put in as a joke That nobody voted for win

[@jessahjr]

Some dinner their tummm

[@jessahjr]

Laura Hurst oh they did

[@embargotm8699]

Player 4 Ness on 1v1 matches be like: I'm the true phantom thief in this game I think that would be a nice merch idea.

[@masonroper4817]

Alpha: Major you wanna look at these GSPs real quick? Major: Yeah.. Alpha: You wanna go Link? Ness: *Laughs in Player 4*

[@MrTheboomboxer]

That last game was as if fate itself showed its middle finger towards you guys, it almost made me feel bad.

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

Almost...?

[@joaoborges1764]

@@RaulDiaz-mp8ms Almost.

[@thatrandomorcaguy7511]

alpharad: went against a wifi ness, that was our mistake (selects ganon and Dedede over ness and inkling)

[@anexplosion5436]

Alpharad: *Bets on game without a Ness* Ness: "No."

[@overseire]

They were Japanese, too

[@blixbySE]

Heavies online are infinitely more powerful than Ness

[@enfuzo5083]

Player 4 Ness is now the official Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Creepypasta

[@theredguardowen8083]

The random Ness accompanied by Pizza time is just perfect, no other words

[@thunderud9965]

14:00 Ness the Invader Also, Phantom Ness PK Tendency Earthbound Crusaders Ness is unbreakable Golden PK Fire Pk Thunder Ocean PK Flash Run Nessnesslion

[@somekinnn]

*Nessnesslion

[@thunderud9965]

Yeah I think your right, I’ll change it

[@peanutscp6617]

A jojo reference, huh?

[@shoesoup6923]

PK Gaming

[@axkmail4757]

@@thunderud9965 *PK star storm crusaders

[@theeshyguy]

Did they add Dark Souls invasions to Smash now, cause that Phantom Ness was surely something...

[@TeiiTV]

As of now you have been awarded with the 69 likes award. I will not like but I will congratulate you good sir 🖖🖖

[@theeshyguy]

@@TeiiTV This is my proudest achievement

[@primalzerg6863]

This is gold....

[@blueyandicy]

Praise the Pulse! \[T]/

[@sirfishslapper439]

Ganking, in MY smash brothers ultimate cor the Nintendo switch

[@lordagatesword5476]

Player 4 Ness needs to become a creepypasta now. He comes out of nowhere and ruins your day.

[@BF_Brix]

Sans is Ness Alpharad is gonna have a bad time

[@lordagatesword5476]

@@BF_Brix Please keep that MatPat theory out of this. There can be other people who do things to give people an awful experience. Besides, it's a beautiful day outside.

[@Kittygames50]

He slightly inconveniences your day.

[@samuelvibritannia4831]

I am very mad. I drove all the way to Nintendo Online to bet on a tournament, get stuck in traffic and lost against this ghost ass Ness. Down threw fair'd and wouldn't stop PK firing I really cannot think straight right now. I offered to MM him for more than 20 P. Nope. I thought I would have made it out of pools if I knew he was there. But they didn't even give me the frames to do it. Bullshit, just straight up bullshit. Probably will never spectate a match that gay ass Ness's enter ever again. This definitely ruined my day.

[@Lain_S-B]

It's a bug but he was in the game already. They had the screen zoomed in

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

You know, that Link is like a metaphor for my life. I can 1v1 my life and still end up in 3rd place!

[@antimatterstudios8395]

JulianimeIsAmazing Cha Cha real smooth

[@YouCanCallMeXoe]

"Cheer up guys, eighth place isn't so bad." "Carl, there were only seven acts!"

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

YO! Hitting us with that juicy JIMMY NEUTRON reference. Respecc

[@tdimensional6733]

Bowser: You're no match for the power of my Stand, 『 *_P L A Y E R 4 N E S S_* 』!

[@samuelbeale1017]

Jojo reference

[@ianhoneycutt3858]

PK Flashu!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Oualouidji]

That Ness coming out of nowhere: I had a similar case, when a Joker came out during a 1V1. But it was worse, because Joker won, meaning no matter who I choose before the match, I lose!

[@dayandere2669]

Oof

[@dayandere2669]

Apparently the game doesn't know how to deal with a 1v1v1

[@JohnV33]

You'll never see it coming

[@SomethingDifferent349]

@Joshua V plz leave

[@Vivi.20.]

Looking Cool Joker

[@nettlesomenpc889]

Everybody be talking about p4 Ness, but nobody's talking about how pizza time perfectly sinced with the entire fight.

[@M3G4T3RR4]

I noticed that immediately, and I loved it.

[@165hy9]

Agent 10,008 I did

[@lahariv.6838]

???

[@nettlesomenpc889]

So... i looked back, and it is actually edited. So... Fuck me

[@lahariv.6838]

Agent 10,008 oh ok i felt really stupid i thought i was the only one who didn’t see it

[@mattypoko]

*Being disgusted by 500,000 GSP* --looks at my 50,000 GSP- oh okay

[@sunflowers280]

MintBreath what a mood

[@nemiza8288]

I mean im at 5.5 mil but afraid to play cuz i don't want to lose

[@nemiza8288]

@@j-man3267 try playing jigglypuff-

[@josedeleon9273]

@@nemiza8288 I just gave up on gsp and just play for fun. The lowest I've gotten is like 80k for playing the same person. P.S I was at like 4 mil with this one player

[@dudeblizt6350]

*laughs in no nintendo switch*

[@ChristopherMoom]

Gambling in Smash Ultimate is fun, I guess. But it's nothing compared to *_Luigi's Gambling Minigames in NSMBDS._*

[@mew2921]

those were the glory days...

[@bennygold1204]

Why do I remember those?

[@Saltyoven]

they were in 64 Ds too... I couldn't telly you how long I've played the poker minigame

[@9-volt219]

Luigi had me playing Poker at age 7.

[@fiskenflipp380]

Me and my friend stil plays it at age 13

[@spark1400]

Vid should’ve been titled: *Player 4 Ness WILL come from behind*

[@soulreaper2008]

Double A I’m glad it wasn’t because this way we didn’t see it coming lol

[@KILLERGUNZ27]

"Mii Gunner is the wild card" Two weeks later: *Megalovania intensifies*

[@eddiemate]

But even with mr. doot doot it’s still a wild card. All you know is what the mii looks like, not what it does.

[@DarkTenebris]

Bowser : Fear me Link: no Player 4 Ness : Hello there Link : *SCREAM*

[@jothelegend1135]

*scream's in terminal montage*

[@mr.mermit6189]

Bowser: *You underestimate my power.*

[@YellYeahGames]

Holy shit this is literally prime shitpost material

[@9-volt219]

So uhh I had spectated a match where there was 4 blank characters (no characters) and I got into the match. It was a 3 player FFA... Maybe the one who left was that Ness.

[@linearmetroidvania888]

Ness: ”I’m needed more somewhere else” *teleports behind Link*

[@Altergeist]

@@linearmetroidvania888 Ness: "nothing personal kid"

[@jetshark8308]

@@Altergeist ColdSteel the Hedgeheg?!

[@Altergeist]

@@jetshark8308 what?

[@theyoungladd7700]

NANI

[@aidenzorn8322]

I think I figured out the P4 Ness thing. Basically, the system likely had a logic error where player 4 isn’t put on the voting menu if there is no player 3, despite the fact that this can happen in online servers (a three-for-all with players in ports 1, 2, & 4) if the player designated as player 3 by the server leaves in the lobby after a 4-person free-for-all. This would leave the fighters unsorted, as leaving at the scorecard sorts the ports so that all fighters are in the lowest port available. This is likely to have happened by the system going through an array of the 4 possible fighters and stopping once there is no fighter (in this case player 3) even if there could be a fighter in port 4. This would naturally be the logical way of doing it, based on the presumption of how the players are sorted between matches. I am by no means declaring myself an expert on the subject, nor am I claiming that this is 100% correct. I am simply presenting my theory on what happened based on present data, the experiences of others, and my own knowledge of programming - including common logical errors that can be easily overlooked. TL;DR, The servers store the player’s port in such a way that the spectate lobby can miss the player in port 4 if the 3 fighters are in ports 1, 2, & 4.

[@fanboy3463]

I feel like Ness was shown in the spectate choices, and Jacob and Major just decided to cut him out for a bit (seeing as they only show Link and Bowser and nothing else). However, I had no explanation for the P4 thing so this helped.

[@carlosvalois8966]

That sounds so weird and interesting, thanks!

[@aquaticchaos1717]

You know, I can totally see this being why

[@stevenmcburney8167]

Nah, I feel like they just pretended that P4 ness wasn’t supposed to be there because when the match was over, they still edited the video to zoom in specifically on bowser and link so we couldn’t see the rest of the screen

[@SheetsAndStuff]

Explain why ness was 4 player then, or when it showed link was in third place in a 1V1 match?

[@pika_9259]

We need player 4 Ness as Blood Falcon's friend in crime in the CPUCS

[@lunarsky0922]

but what if they turned on each other?

[@JoshTheValiant]

@@lunarsky0922 Now we got an arc!

[@pika_9259]

@@lunarsky0922 Player 4 Ness would start to see he could use his power of showing up in any match for the good instead of the bad...woah

[@fireraptor2209]

Pikachu 134 imagine this. Grand finals of a major. It’s rosa vs Zelda. Then player 4 Ness just appears outta nowhere and wins the entire thing

[@SunsetJam]

Ghost Ness came and left so mysteriously, even he's not entirely sure the match happened.

[@IXAnnex]

Link v Bowser 1v1: *exists* *Player 4 Ness joins the game* Literally everyone: Say sike right now

[@Thad_Naniko_PaperBottle]

Alpharad: look at this 500k GSP bottom of the barrel! Me: sits at barely above 100k GSP

[@1100jared]

*Laughs in 64,000*

[@myboy732]

*crys in 2 gsp*

[@TheTrueBrawler]

Donald Waldman Yeah seriously, I know a person IRL who is stuck at around 20k thanks to a combination of poor internet and the fact that he never gets his preferred rules (1v1, 3 Stock, 7m, FD, No Items) thanks to an already low GSP. The system can be really really s*** sometimes. Side question, did you just say “an bad way”?

[@fire2fireable]

@@TheTrueBrawler the system seems to work the opposite way youd think: the farther down you are the more the ranking wants you to stay there (I mean ive seen people lose like 300k from one match) and the higher you are the less gsp you lose (especially in high ranking elite smash where you lose like a thousand or so) and are more likely you are to move up, it is a shitty ranking system.

[@harperstephens2640]

my GSP makes me feel so bad about myself lol so i’m glad tourneys are here and i can play online without being judged by those numbers

[@Stevengubler]

You know, I think that Player 4 Ness is an analogy for life. We all have our Player 4 Ness. We all must defeat our Player 4 Ness. Because if we don't beat that Player 4 Ness. We're going to lose to that Player 4 Ness. Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk.

[@astrograph7875]

Eric Carlson Or you could become the player 4 Ness

[@rougesquid3049]

When I saw gambling in the title I expected the biggest gambler of them all Hard DK

[@jamesv337]

This mode isn't even gambling LMAO

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Hard DK isn't a gamble it's an investment

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

So what now mister big time gambler?

[@Kyori64]

Your Not Wrong, But Your Not Right

[@luiztomikawa]

13:15 can we appreciate that he got a 6 then a 9? Nice.

[@ima4177]

Nice

[@crockoclock]

Nice

[@donovand1238]

69 likes Nice.

[@an_wtf]

Nice

[@murilos5016]

Nicety nic

[@doctorpothole5665]

I just love the fact player 2 bowser gleefully joins along t-bagging our hopes and dreams down a gutter

[@wesnohathas1993]

"This looks like it's going to be a totally one-sided 1v1 match." *A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES* *Player 4 Ness has joined the battle*

[@pangoldie]

Sorry but i prefer gambling with my friend luigi thank you very much

[@mushroomdude123]

Yeah, he’s got his own casino.

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

I had a big crush on casino Luigi as a kid .........

[@mightykingwario]

7:28 kirby fuckinb dies to ULTRA YEET

[@Slodogk]

Seriously don't know why nobody is talking about it that was a career ender

[@primalzerg6863]

Slodogk ikr? xd

[@astra3766]

Slodogk cause Player 4 Ness

[@LoryK98]

If this video has a message, I think that would be: "Ness hates gambling"

[@prometheus-ii7030]

"We bet against wifi Ness, that's our own mistake." Immediately proceeds to bet against wifi Ness AGAIN.

[@sable.11]

I'm keeping it at 69 likes

[@neighborhood_k]

and they got punished with the mystery ness

[@shadowhegog9798]

Sees 600k gsp: “this is the bottom of the barrel” Me: sad 130k gsp noises

[@noodlenoms1569]

me: even sadder 20,000 gsp noises

[@AJEDDY97]

Me: even sadder 0 GSP (because of not having Nintendo Online) noises

[@stevenmcburney8167]

Are you good at smash bros

[@zeromailss]

I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurt, I've never seen that before, how tf did you do that p4 ness

[@kylefinn5301]

This time instead of Lucas, it’s ness who comes out of nowhere

[@dillongeorge5866]

Imagine playing a match and then finding out two men were betting on you winning or losing

[@fierceknight55]

I was the Pokémon trainer at the beginning sorry I let you down

[@aaricbro.]

Hey bud, you at least appeared in an Alpharad video : )

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Have you fought a green Corrin recently by any chance?

[@aaricbro.]

VocalCalibration, Me or Fierce Knight Gaming?

[@vocalcalibration8033]

@@aaricbro. Fierce

[@fierceknight55]

My main is snake and I was trying trainer

[@fluffyeevee383]

Alpha: It was our fault for betting against Wi-Fi Ness *Literally 2 seconds later* Alpha: It's gonna be laggy. Let's bet *AGAINST WI-FI NESS*

[@quentingraillet3744]

That Ness sneaking in to tea bag killed me hahaha

[@gameinsane4718]

Killed Link too

[@IHateMyLifeBro]

*Fact of the day: OUR CAUSE IS JUST*

[@nick-fil-a1297]

surely u jestin

[@ADRFilms119]

Surely you -jestin- gambling

[@djdeadbeat4380]

Your cause is unjust

[@goober_1825]

They're cause was just.

[@bongchoi5555]

Surely u jestin

[@no_4259]

When they confuse Mexico and Italy *angry taco and spaghetti noises

[@gameinsane4718]

iCarly fans: (screaming) *spaghetti tacos*

[@bowserjrimacasualshutup6754]

@@gameinsane4718 *where's my coconut cream pie*

[@kiet4852]

Link and Bowser: *Having a 1V1* Ness: *_" N I C E P L A C E N I B B A "_*

[@primalzerg6863]

Kiet xd

[@tictac2832]

“Japan versus French” - Alpharad 2019

[@dingchat555]

The entire population of Japan teamed against a single Frenchman. French guy could win if Player 4 Ness shows up, though.

[@lazyer0511]

Oh no, the internet wars have begun!

[@jumnei5159]

Italian flag "Is this Mexico?"

[@Xaaaach]

I think you need to learn to respect us terrible players.... Without us, you wouldn't look like good players. Remember that, Mr Alpharad.

[@mother.of_all.omelette6815]

Ooh your gonna cut yourself with that edge my man. Plus Alpharad doesn’t look like a good player he is one and same with the rest of the smash pro who’s against each other. Learn how to accept that your shit and do something bout it to get better and so you can join the big boys

[@Nyahahameha]

@Medjed -Sama Um...I don't think OP was being serious, dude. I don't think he would have referred to himself as a "terrible player" if he was as upset as you seem to think he was.

[@kloverkit]

r/woooosh

[@TrueSoulOfCookies]

@@mother.of_all.omelette6815 Ooh you're gonna cut yourself on that edge my man.

[@speedude0164]

I swear every single pixel of that mystery Ness fight was specifically made to be your own personal Smash Ultimate Gambling hell, and I loved every second of it.

[@andromeda0388]

The Ness and the Bowser probably found a glitch and then used a smurf bowser to make you place your bets on Link

[@alexhector2865]

Yoo I did not think about that

[@Braxeo]

Pretty sure the ness was cropped out of the screen during both the pre-selection screen and the results for a funny bit, since we never see the full screen.

[@andromeda0388]

Re-Exo then Why was he Player 4 and how did that bowser know how to play + you don’t teabag with a random person while playing online

[@xxlethesxwingsxx2340]

What does a smurf mean?

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Experienced player who makes a new alternate account to play against low-rank players.

[@deltaphant_]

They're still keeping Pizza Time out of the description, huh?

[@TaranAlvein]

I also had a mysterious drop-in character while betting on a 1v1. The part that made me laugh was that it was a Mii Brawler of Robert "Interfering" Speedwagon, from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It seemed only too appropriate.

[@DJTileTurnip]

Gambling in a kids game? Game Freak would like to know your location

[@Retro_Static]

Sega would like to know ur location

[@NightsIntoDreams777]

Yeah, there's no way that bowser and ness wasn't a team

[@IamTealeaf]

no you don't understand, ness comes in and helps weary low gsp travellers and then disappears as soon as the match ends, there have been legends about him for thousands of years

[@Wayte13]

Ness mains are just legit so scummy that sometimes they just show up to make sure the better player loses to cheese.

[@hootle4641]

If they were, bowser would be player 3. I think Ness decided to cheese the stronger player because it's a Ness, and bowser just took advantage of that. Because no matter how good you are, being teamed up on is tough and unfun.

[@logan_wolf]

1:40 I mean, why would you bet against the Japanese players? That's just your own fault.

[@GenkiandKululu24]

That's exactly what I was saying!