I played the awful Jujutsu Kaisen game, so you don't have to

there's a reason why this is the most refunded game of all time
watch live: / alpharad
edited by: / jomepiece
Watch the full stream here: • I played Jujutsu Kaise...

[@tjrobertson9064]

You know it's bad when the top review on steam is literally a dot image of gojo saying "Nah I'd refund"

[@bezmagica]

LMAOOO

[@Glitch_Hat]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Nitskia]

pfft

[@aKingttv]

ikr i saw that lmao

[@amogussus21]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@advaitvartak2114]

I came here for the baseball edit: No baseball :(

[@samt3412]

The best part of the stream was Jacob's breakdown at the terrible baseball minigame

[@AJTower_]

surely it gets its own video later

[@kulekid6917]

​@@AJTower_you have to be playing as yuji to do it

[@FoxzWinterland4174]

Skibdi

[@goobercat11]

@@FoxzWinterland4174not funny

[@piplup2884]

I loved it when yuji said "domain expansion, jump force!" And jumped everyone with force

[@Ida608]

😂😂😂

[@Where_da_cheese_at]

💀

[@juiceboxinc.2745]

LMAOOOO💀

[@Nut_Dealer]

it just summons all of his dead friends to jump anyone and anything inside

[@lavans5721]

​@@Nut_Dealer only gets stronger with every chapter 😢

[@SupermewX300]

My favourite part of episode 1 was when Yuji did a Black Flash before he even ate Sukuna's finger.

[@user-kh5pn8to5m]

“He’s just doin it? He doesn’t even need the fingers man!”

[@potatoeboi]

I love the part where he learned blood manipulation, reverse cursed technique, and black flash before he even ate sukuna's finger

[@saidbrizzo2187]

fr

[@gabrielaragon9562]

Yuji: i don't have skill issue

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

This is not impossible actually ☝️🤓

[@zekchomenko2927]

They really said "Nah, I'd scam" with this one

[@Hurbr0]

hi

[@4546Bean]

This game definitely is cursed

[@doctorspiders]

Special grade

[@ItsmeUVie]

Not even gojo can exorcise this one.

[@bnuyuytherabbit3975]

Take my like and go. Far.

[@feedo1]

Also there's some clashes I think

[@voidedspark6494]

Pun

[@SumRndmPenguin]

4:10 Me (random ass cursed spirit) when yuji pulls 4 black flashes out of his cursed energyless ass (wallahi I'm finished)

[@onesecondmrproof6652]

LMFAOOO

[@Nothing-ob8eb]

I hate to be that nerd esk guy but yuji did still have cursed energy at the time. He just didn’t know how to use it.

[@cromestone1684]

@@Nothing-ob8eb ☝🤓

[@user-ll2qh4km1w]

​@@Nothing-ob8eb☝🤓

[@shirleyyap3208]

@@cromestone1684☝️🤓

[@chad3166]

This game could have been an email

[@Seloliva1015]

In the attachment you will find the entire first season .mp4

[@snw9729]

That’s gotta be one of the most scathing reviews I’ve ever read and it was only one sentence

[@flippanties]

I love how offended he was at the idea of Gojo not being a twink.

[@lmahu6627]

Can a 195-cm man be classified as one, btw?

[@94T_635]

Twink mode activate!

[@ittybittykibibyte]

​@@lmahu6627well yes

[@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment]

@@lmahu6627 If it looks like a twink, and talks like a twink, it's a twink. If he's tall then he's just a really big twink.

[@tommyturbo321]

if they are straight, then No​@@lmahu6627

[@shiphappens8491]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the scammed one.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

-Alpharad Satoru

[@anomaliexxx]

Inumaki telling his Kouhai to fucking explode is so genuinely the funniest fucking thing to me. Like, pretty much everything else I can imagine someone surviving (not counting the Curses and Gojo‘s attacks lmao) BUT HE JUST KILLED NOBARA

[@funniloneliboi]

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..." "HOW THE F*CK DID YOU FOOL ME TEN TIMES IN A ROW?!"

[@A6XR]

skill issue

[@erikez0584]

@@A6XR skull issues*

[@riggyshouldntgetaraise]

​@@erikez0584skill ussues*

[@Stevonicus]

Between this, King Kong, Gollum, and the Avatar game, we have found the Mount Rushmore of shonky video game cash-ins.

[@Abbaschand]

Where will you put that Walking Dead game

[@Color_Splsh]

Where is big rig racing

[@inserttaken_name1762]

its like we are back in the early 2000s when every movie and every show had shitty cash grab games, and then theres that one couch coop grim adventures of billy and mandy game for the gamecube

[@time2play961]

Tbh game was made in more than a year or so

[@nearmart7208]

The new naruto game too.

[@Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL]

The funniest part of all of this, is that if mahito got hit with 4 black flashes at the school, he'd be dead or at the very least, completely destroyed

[@wahoobidy4912]

Bro uncle grgrandpa would make this game so much better. Like imagine uncle grandpa using domain expansion with some existential ability.

[@fetal.beetle07734]

There should also be gulper eels

[@Amy-Mayflower]

His Joint Attack with Giant Realistic Flying Tiger would go hard

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Uncle grandpa himself is a domain.

[@kumaradio5414]

Domain Expansion: Good Morning

[@wahoobidy4912]

@kumaradio5414 bad night is only if he disowns you lol.

[@Trvgicx]

It’s wild how Todo got a black flash but he never hit his first black flash until Shibuya

[@grant8548]

he has hit one before Shibuya its just we see it for the first time in Shibuya

[@ssharbait]

meanwhile yuuji hitting five in a row without any prior cursed energy much less training

[@literally-nobody242]

@@ssharbait 4

[@crazyand2099]

Sukuna uses Fire Arrow which also isn't until Shibuya.

[@slipknotenjoyer45]

and sukuna using his fire arrow

[@ProjectJaxs]

"Ryomen Sukuna has been unlocked" is the worst thing you can see

[@invaderyellow1906]

It’s heartwarming to see that these game developers were rushed just as much as MAPPA animators, good work, MAPPA!

[@foster9315]

Yuji has never seen or used cursed energy and he just pulled 3 black flashes in a row okay lmao

[@friendme1000]

Lmao do you even watch the show wtf

[@user-vb6yy4fq7p]

"reduce gojo's health to zero" *Hits you with a fucking hollow purple*

[@agama__]

As the strongest game, Cursed Clash, fought against The Fraud, “The Gaming Industry,” it began to expand its domain. All other games shrunk back in fear, then Cursed Clash said: “Stand proud, Gaming, you are strong.”

[@thisisausername9356]

I wish that to emphasize just how quickly Sukuna beat Yuji's ass, they had Sukuna attack BEFORE the round even started and then Yuji dies immediately

[@AV524]

As someone who has never watched the anime or read the manga, this felt like listening to someone trying to explain Kingdom Hearts.

[@Acro_YT]

It's peak you should watch it

[@cdgames69]

Imagine if your first introduction to this series was "if only I hadn't eaten that finger"

[@vbarreiro]

My favorite part was when Yuji said “This truly has been the Shonnen Jump” ten times in a row.

[@judahhamilton6864]

I needed a face cam for the moment when Alpha realized Yuji and Todo don't have a team attack.

[@revkunau795]

They do tho

[@judahhamilton6864]

@@revkunau795 I said this the first time he tried and there wasn't one, but later I saw that they did have one.

[@Mr.Ender5078]

"Yuji Yappadori" is just WILD

[@cracuss31n52]

I dont know that Alpharad was this into lobotomy kaisen. Calling Megumi potential man is a sign that he is deep into the lobotomy.

[@Crxsseyed1]

He is alpharad, I feel like he honestly could’ve started lobotomy kaisen

[@cracuss31n52]

@@Crxsseyed1 honestly no, based of his content and his friendgroup I don't even think I will know if Alpharad watches/likes Jujutsu Kaisen or not eventhough it's a "normie anime now". But I do wonder is the lobotomy tiktok lobotomy or Jujutsufolk lobotomy.

[@Crxsseyed1]

@@cracuss31n52 he definitely watches and likes jujutsu kaisen based on this video, he makes references and talks about things that you’d only know if you’ve personally watched the anime, the meme’s definitely could be made if you didn’t watch it, but the things he says are definitely things only a watcher would reference

[@ClaireZhasa]

I've watched exactly one minute of this video so far and this is the most I've watched of this series

[@Laetus-Elaetus]

If you have any interest whatsoever, definitely give it a shot. Despite the game, the series is so good. People wouldn't clown on this game quite so hard if the series didn't set expectations so high.

[@Nirusu.]

What the guy above me said, it's a pretty good series and it's going up with the second season, give it a try!

[@Applz101]

Don’t touch the game tho

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

i mean your loss, it s awesome

[@lubsbc8065]

The 40 layer flashback was like being trapped in a genjutsu

[@Bananabread68t9]

They should sue for defamation

[@eagerbooberfraggler]

The mobile game (Jujutsu Kaisen: Phantom Parade) had more effort put into it

[@Whoisruichen]

Dude I love that game, literally so true tho

[@lavans5721]

Opening for the game is also peak. The MV is just full of hidden spoilers, and it's pretty great audio-wise.

[@miguelseabraromao]

“You have unlocked ryomen sukuna” is literally “you can now play as luigi”

[@style_1023]

I just want a good official jjk game

[@astroplayer01]

I just want a good anime game in general. We got Xenoverse 2 and Storm 4, then nothing good since

[@samuelmurphy2891]

dragon ball fighterz?

[@PisserFartShitt]

Devil May Cry gameplay would be such a good fit for JJK or CSM

[@astroplayer01]

@samuelmurphy2891 true, I was thinking along the lines of 3d type games like the ones I mentioned

[@lucaswon9751]

it's sad that roblox has better JJK fighting games than a game that costs $60

[@window_waters4759]

I havent watched jujitsu kaisen but my goal is to learn the plot of the entire series without watching a single episode. This is one of the most informational things i have ever seen

[@nikkizena_mayne7620]

Came here for “Nah I’d win” Edit: there’s no “Nah I’d win” 😢

[@notmyaccountwastaken]

You clearly have zero attention span because there was one within 2 minutes of the video

[@mmi1002]

22:30 Nah i'd jump

[@mmi1002]

24:04 nah i'd baby

[@AlkalineandAcid]

​@@notmyaccountwastaken Well, the line wasn't on the actual game Jacob himself said it about a billion times though

[@TheFinalEgoist.]

wait till jjk season 3 bro 🗿

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

I’m dying. I can’t believe Yuji did a black flash before he even ate a finger

[@unidentifiedmogwai1321]

I feel like one season of a show isn’t enough to fill out a cool roster of characters, like we have vanilla ass maki

[@Croach193]

You really don’t get another version of Maki until the most recent arc of the manga, so wtf were you expecting?

[@crixtionn]

10:15 homie got spoiled by the cursed clash relationship chart

[@bryanhac199]

Wow, I didn’t realized how much i missed this kind of content from mr alpharad. Of course I love the scripted content on main, but i think the nostalgia is just getting to me since i first started watching in 2018

[@SinisterF.]

8:03 i like how his "lip sync hello" Actually synced with yuji's anim

[@louisearcher2511]

this stream convinced me to watch jjk and i finished it this morning and i’ve never regretted anything more. it was incredible. thanks!

[@dazzlingpurple756]

@@Koro27 Isn’t he saying that he liked it lmao

[@louisearcher2511]

@@dazzlingpurple756 not sure what the other guy said but yeah it’s probably one of if not the best show i’ve ever seen it’s just horribly sad at the end

[@pizzavert4020]

@@louisearcher2511what a terrible show that constantly plays with all of your emotions. Anyway where’s season 3

[@xenongamer7810]

​@@pizzavert4020in the making, we just probably have to wait like two years? (💀)

[@Monobrobe]

@@xenongamer7810Is JJK weekly or monthly? Because they might be in the same boat as Bungou Stray Dogs, in which the anime has caught up to the manga and we are only just now covering new content… BSD is monthly btw so I imagine not even two years will be enough 💀

[@gwynn5510]

This video feels more like "old alpharad" and I love it.

[@pneusur]

21:35 you’re just bullying him at this point 😂😂

[@Abbaschand]

tbh, it's what Mahito deserves.

[@dizzyjazz212]

This was the ultimate "so you dont have to" video

[@yoru89]

I can't believe there are ppl who actually cope so hard and say that this game good like its a paid sponsorship

[@patrickthegamer7142]

It’s fun but it’s worth like $20 at most

[@lthomason702]

Yo, one of the friends on PS4 I haven't talked to in a year has been playing this game for a week straight... I think something is wrong with him.

[@inserttaken_name1762]

shit man what bet did he lose to put himself through such torture@@lthomason702

[@time2play961]

tbh the "good" part isn't all about the representation, they could mean what they experience playing it

[@NostalgicOccultist]

@@patrickthegamer7142 It has genuinely worse combat than free Roblox games, Cursed Clash is worth like $5, $10 only if it ever gets updated again

[@Meri637]

best part of stream was the hour and a half of baseball, can't believe he cut almost all of it out

[@KellyBeeSan]

Okay, I have a list of things i found to be wrong with this game as I watched: 1. Sukuna was not Sukuna-ing 2. Gojo's Infinite Void was not Infinite Voiding 3. Obviously, the Main Menu design was absolute ASS 4. The animation during chapter selection when moving around LACKED 5. The gameplay HUD was taking too much space - the dialogue box was SO distracting, it almost defeated the purpose of playing the game 6. The health bar was smaller than the energy bar 7. The tag team combos looked weak... 8. Almost every character has the same running animation 9. They didn't even bother to create 3D animations of the cutscenes; just PowerPoint presentations with screenshots 10. No animations when starting a new chapter 11. The font used for text made it feel boring to even read throughout the game; should've used a font similar to Times New Roman Also, side note, you didn't have to do Mahito SO dirty LMAO 😭😭😭

[@havindukarunarathna7626]

The LIVE Chat : " Nah I'd Refund " 💀💀💀💀

[@aleatorio._]

I would love to see an Arcsys JJK fighting game, but shitty licensed games have such a (terrible) charm to them that I don't know if I would give it up to get that lmao edit: i absolutely would this game sucks

[@JamesTheCelestial]

Hi I'm two months late to this video lol ArcSys could probably make any anime fighting game at least decent from what i know, and I'm not even a fan of fighting games. I kinda want a really good One Piece fighting game, or game in general, myself. Dragon Ball and Naruto have had some fantastic games (BT3, FighterZ, Ninja Storm 4) so I'm sure someone could do it.

[@ChunkyCharizard]

"canonically this fight always goes well" 💀

[@Jackie_burnp]

No facecam really makes this feel like old-school World of Light Alpharad video lol

[@notDmanTV]

the main channel version of this video is the Google slides recap of jjk s1 he was talking about

[@gabrieltheboy3598]

1:17 At least the pictures from the PowerPoint meshes better than the ones in the Dokkan Battle app.

[@adamramirez1891]

Bet you're a legends fan

[@IDKWhatToPutHereSo]

@@adamramirez1891bet youre a dokkan fan

[@adamramirez1891]

@@IDKWhatToPutHereSo perhaps

[@artinez2356]

Dokkan reference?? In my alpha vid???

[@gabrieltheboy3598]

I tried Dolan Battle once, and I could not focus on the game because every single piece of clip art was in a different art style. I’m not saying you shouldn’t like it. I’m saying it’s not for me. Also, I never played Legends.

[@lyn100]

the way characters ragdoll at the end of matches is just sending me

[@wizsword.]

i left the game running by accident and couldn't refund it :(

[@reverseshin]

I like the games character models and also that they didn’t use Ai voicebanks. At least the game is way more polished than then the Actual Scam of a Game, Naruto Ninja Storm Connections.

[@TheQuietAnonymous]

Nah, I'd lose. -Jacob 2024

[@Seloliva1015]

The only character who never follows up on your combo atacks being Megumi is too in character to be accidental. Truly potential man at his finest.

[@chiaraparisi3670]

5:18 NAH WHAT EVEN IS THAT ATTACK BRO 😭👊

[@riggyshouldntgetaraise]

I'm guessing it's a lapse blue

[@NeoFlame17]

I didn't watch jujutsu kaisen where is there just some fuckass panda im crying

[@faithhaight]

He is actually a cursed corpse doll.

[@waywardlucky3194]

14:32 alphas becomes power scaler. Truly this game does IT to you

[@kittykake44]

I know nothing about this anime I am so confused

[@GuyWithAMission]

This has My Hero One’s Justice way of story telling

[@classiccat7783]

I find it so weird that you set up joint attacks by sending them in the air but none of them take place in the air. They could have made them all joint attacks by having the first character send them down and then the second following up somehow.

[@Midnirlouco]

I dont actually see vods, but this one i watched all the way, 5 hours of my life watching you play this And Then YOU PLAYED BASEBALL FOR 2 HOURS

[@akhilmenon3523]

Nah, they knew what was gonna happen in the manga anyway, thats why yuji was hitting all those black flashes

[@Laetus-Elaetus]

I think you threw this idea out there before, but a JJK version of Ultra Rumble would go so hard! Give it a solo mode, maybe a bigger map. Domains could go wild tbh cuz since they're susceptible to outside attacks, it'd always be a huge risk to drop your ult. Domain fights would basically become a mini 1v1 arena as long as they hold out.

[@timetraveler2012]

5:21 Bro really thought he was in JoJo All Star Battle 7:29 AND THEN WITH THE EYES OF HEAVEN

[@aceisawesome_]

so happy for the canon accurate nobara gameplay, she really did one shot across the map :) i miss her so much man

[@doubleoof7907]

as someone who hasn’t seen JJK I’m sure this will be a very good entrypoint into the franchise

[@Qxyrz]

This is the craziest PowerPoint presentation ive seen

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

great vid! I can wait for episode 2!

[@EternalRoxas47]

This video made me laugh waaaaay more than I should have thank you Alpharad

[@poggerman3056]

Bro this looks like a upgrade of a wii game

[@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666]

I can't believe they made a game adaptation of John Werry's "Warlock Squabble".

[@SilentEcho3486]

The real jjk was the friends we made through the pain

[@connordeitz5088]

“This is THE jump force right now” killed me 💀

[@lefeeshchopped8286]

10:49 surprised alpha didn't acknowledge the fact potential man here stole his line.

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

I havnt seen Jutsu Kaisen but "finger gobbler" pinkhair man has me rolling. Mildly disturbed but its funny sounding, might watch

[@TheHonoredOne915]

Finger gobbler will make you cry when you watch the anime 😂

[@Kilesfactor]

I haven't watched this series at all so this feels like watching Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm cutscenes to understand Naruto.

[@-kng-]

Don’t say that, at least Ninja storm had actual recreations of scenes this is JUST a slideshow

[@Kilesfactor]

@@-kng- fair enough :)

[@mutrad5]

Alpharad~ "im sure if anyone is still watching they have atleast seen episode 1" Me~ nope and now i dont wanna

[@thewesthead902]

Not even 14 minutes into the video, and my chromecast has already kicked me out TWICE. Truly a cursed clash moment

[@spooderman4008]

Maybe the real Jujutsu Kaisens were the friends we made along the way.

[@LethalyALotus]

I cant help but lose my shit at the damn pool whistle toot at the end of each fight 😂😂😂

[@oxymoronman]

Are juju points like jujubes? Because if so, delicious.

[@KellyBeeSan]

17:03 I just know them toenails need some pliers for cutting and a whole grinder for filing 💀🤣

[@aysonleung3380]

Worth a solid 9 dollars and 99 cents

[@TamaSquad]

I’m so happy the peak of alpha rads happiness was just jumping mahito 10 times

[@Santoryu90]

Sad thing is this could’ve been decent, it would’ve been fine if someone like CyberConnect2 developed it and do what they did with Naruto and Demon Slayer.

[@YTGoodGamez]

ive been waitin for this vid the yt post🤧

[@ShinyPM]

This game looks like it would be a f2p mobile game that's still in early access

[@Foxy_Code]

20:39 "Would you plan?" "Nah, I'd win."

[@lollix15]

this was truly our sorcery fight

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Yuji fighting Mahito be like: "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"

[@clarcks2540]

Love it when megumi said “twin meteors Recoil Scale of the Dragon”

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I just started the show recently, mad fun! I heard ppl rlly hyped for this game but I've not seen anything after release soo... idk what to expect

[@user-vp4jy9vx7e]

“Domain expansion pummeling PowerPoint” is wild to me 💀💀

[@CoolerSphinx]

"Hey man, I hear you've been eating fingers" - KFC, Finger lickin' good

[@Glados1080]

Yuji with no cursed energy doing 4 consecutive black flashes: