TEMTEM: The New Pokémon?

[@KawasakiKi10]

"i think i have just developed my first toxic team in the game" > team is the first 2 temtem you're given at the start of the game

[@Flowers-ul7qk]

Wooloo haha

[@sansundertale2424]

I was here before 2 mil.

[@Nick-cd1vh]

Sans Undertale i was here before the next commenter

[@onionrings5362]

@@sansundertale2424 I was here before he created his channel

[@rat.tar.tar.8359]

Team also consists of 0 toxic types

[@yellowhawk01]

Alpha: “it looks like psyduck and mudkip” Me: million dollars he’s gonna name it pikachu if he finds it

[@mdcrumpler]

absolutely

[@dontmindme8371]

What about Perry the platypus?

[@chaliceohearts4658]

Or “Subscribe” or “Clickbait”.

[@michaualtington]

If it was alpharad plus or twitch it would have been motherfucker like the og mudkip

[@aerai_]

I eAt FoOd *NoM nOm* clearly dont get the joke

[@biida448]

Where to find platypet (mudkip + psyduck): Route/Landmarks: Corrupted Badlands Islands: Tucma Rarity: Common Level found: 24-28

[@RobleViejo]

Tucma = Lategame. Meaning he is not going to find one until waaay later

[@rainstorme5659]

Roble Viejo he probably won't play the full game until it comes out in I think Spring 2021.

[@wishes2393]

You can find Platypet in Deniz, the very first island, along the grafted bridges. They’re also a common find there.

[@noobs64]

Fun fact: The platypus temtem is actually a Pokémon who was “leaked” and would appear to be in Pokémon Sun and Moon, but later was deconfirmed. Edit: I got a bit mixed up in my head. It was for Sword and Shield. Thank you to the generous people telling me the info.

[@dustin202]

Noobs 64 ye

[@flerken4233]

The artist never said it was a leak, it was always shown as fan made images of what the starters could be.

[@fusionny7151]

@@flerken4233 doesn't change the fact that SOMEONE passed then off as leaks

[@melonetta]

The rights to the fake Pokemon was purchased by a streamer (PokeNinja) who submitted it as his Temtem after purchasing the Breeder tier which allowed you to submit your own Temtem design

[@gunner7034]

correction: it was leaked as the gen 8 staretr, but we got sobble.

[@scrapyarddragon]

Temtem is one of those game where I like the idea of it but really needs an offline mode to really work.

[@Alpharad]

big agree

[@kuyajoboy7199]

Yup. Thier server can't handle the large amount of players right now. I'm curious about the endgame. In Pokemon you need to be a Champion to finish the game and proceed to the post game. I wonder how they do this 🤔🤔🤔

[@ivanpabon2741]

@@kuyajoboy7199 gyms

[@sakutaro3musik486]

pretty sure they don´t want an offline mode because it would allow to cheat and this game is more competitive

[@kuyajoboy7199]

@@ivanpabon2741 I mean how many Gyms are there?

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

For those of you who still concerned about them: The server issues have largely been resolved. They do still occasionally occur- I won't lie about that. But they are very very rare, and the wait times are far less than they were on release day one or two. The game is fine being online.

[@TOSkwar22]

Can confirm- been playing on and off the past few days and haven't had a single disconnect. It's all smooth sailing on my part, at least.

[@donatotusi9140]

@@TOSkwar22 same here

[@RobleViejo]

Ive just beaten the main quest line without a single disconnection.

[@Mqstodon]

But does the game need to be constantly online? Cause if it does that's...really disappointing

[@Tyrranid]

@@Mqstodon its a mmo

[@NeroYow]

Everyone: Finally can play pokemon with other players all over the world. Also everyone: I want offline mode.

[@kantongkresek1512]

I think this is because they went in between mmo and single player, mmo is fun sure, but this just feel so cramped. As alpha says, with the bad rating SwSh got, people went and glorified the game, it's a good marketing sure, but it they didn't anticipated the massive player that wanted to play this.

[@blackpants7385]

More like "everyone" and "other people".

[@notrod5341]

@High Definition Wow its almost as if "pokemon fans" aren't a hive-mind. But that's insane.

[@purgatorialuk]

Kinda suggests that the "everyone" you're referring to was a minority.

[@Owliare]

*GLOBAL FACEPALM*

[@betabee1221]

Fun fact: The Blue Platypus was actually a fan submission thru the kickstarter. It cost them like...$6,000 USD or something. The origins of the Blue Platypus is actually as a fake Pokémon Starter Leak.

[@sypenn2502]

Duby duby duba duby duby duba, peeerrrrryyyy!

[@GetPhiledIn]

I knew it looked like that fake starter. Good to know the back story.

[@rancorrage5646]

Y'know, they should really be paying the designer for giving them such a perfect mascot character.

[@VanishingPuppet]

@@rancorrage5646 From my understanding they did, they bought the character rights.

[@jvrgonjvrgon]

I love how he just blatantly inserted Pokemon music in the background 😂

[@Vyomesh839]

Well yeah, Pokemon music actually has soul

[@galaxier3543]

@@Vyomesh839 no matter how much quality Pokémon may lack at times, the music never fails to be amazing

[@Protendo]

“Not Not Pokémon”

[@Shizzy5321]

"Not Not Not Pokémon"

[@sakurasolosfiction105]

Brian Sear not not not not Pokémon

[@Shizzy5321]

@@sakurasolosfiction105 " Not Not Not Not Not Pokémon"

[@cassettetapecopy]

da fuq

[@flarigrar7114]

@@cassettetapecopy Not da fuq

[@nintendweeb]

I find it interesting that the temtem everyone loves is the one designed to be a leaked Pokémon

[@mondelsson]

Tbh I still think Pokémon is dumb for not contacting the artist. That Pokémon was great. The others in temtem? They look a bit dull.

[@zjzr08]

@@mondelsson Pokemon (or from what I see, Japanese companies, from that matter) aren't really as receptive in fan feedback and want to make things on their own (and see who wants to receive it)?

[@VanN000]

Probably because the design is THAT good

[@Boonz]

@@mondelsson Yeah I agree that majority of the Temtem designs are kinda shite.

[@ThatGuyLegend]

I knew it looked familiar!

[@Ja-oz9ki]

Alpharad: oh it’s my friendly rival but hopefully she’s not friendly His rival: alpharad isn’t that good at handling temtem Alpharad: shut up you bit--

[@aliw5894]

The rival is bland and not memorable.

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

*they, max identifies as non binary

[@KingEamon818]

@@lextatertotsfromhell7673 let’s be real tho there probably a boy

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

@@KingEamon818 no, they are non-binary

[@KingEamon818]

@@lextatertotsfromhell7673 the only reason why they are non binary is becuz the gender wasn’t revealed yet and when it is they will probably be a boy

[@icecontrol1]

Part of the reason Platypet looks good is because it was originally a part of a fake leak about Sword/Shield who owner sold the rights to a person who then baked the game and choose the option to put a creature in the game Edit: Sorry it was Sun/Moon my mistake

[@jowysw]

Oh I knew I saw that Fakemon somewhere before.

[@thegamerbros6327]

It was sun and moon

[@grandarkfang_1482]

More like "bought." Because that's what happened.

[@sirmel11]

they should hire him

[@MochiMac17]

That moment when one of the better looking monster is just a fake Pokemon

[@ge789]

I learnt about this game the day before it’s release. Suddenly, every gaming KZbinr I watch is playing it. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN A THING?!

[@supersonicbro]

Since the summer. It was on kickstarter first and boom now it's here. This is only the early access build and they're going to continue updating it to the point where it's getting a console release either late this year or early next.

[@MxPokirby]

months

[@freshFerdinand]

I waited about a year until it finally released.

[@nickwatic]

Couple years now probably

[@snugglebuns6193]

It was announced a few years ago and was in closed beta starting last year. Now it's in the early access stage and open to everyone.

[@HoodieHorizon]

“Here’s our friendly rival” Max: literally smears your name making you a wanted criminal, calls you a bitch every chance he gets and is probably directly responsible for WW1

[@Dino-zg2kg]

You ain't even lyin' lmao

[@grimtygranule5125]

One of the first things the professor(?) says to you is that he won the second temtem in a bar fight. 10/10 best game not afraid to have mature themes.

[@youtubeminute4388]

Well some of the tamers start a fight saying “Hell Yeah!”

[@arthurgomes5188]

I now can't stop imagining the professor drunkenly beating the shit out of someone else in a bar and just taking their pet while the other person is knocked out on the floor

[@tripalink]

this is how the professors give out starters in randomizers. they just go into the streets and throw a couple of things into balls and then they just see what happens

[@thekirbyguy4576]

Pokemon SwSh is literally about the energy crisis is that not a mature theme?

[@mondelsson]

In the Japanese releases of red and green the guy who stopped you going into viridian forest did so because he was drunk and hadn't sobered up yet. In the west it was changed because they didn't think people would react well to it.

[@creepershulker2526]

Alpharad: Attacks Tateru also Alpharad: "Don't blame me for dying, it's your own fault".

[@bobbobbobbobb]

Title: TEMTEM: "The New Pokemon?" Me over a year later: lol no.

[@idkjordash]

I forgot about this game, do you think anybody plays it anymore?

[@stagdragon3978]

Should i play it?

[@JoshusBarber]

This feels more like something made as a high school final project than an actual game

[@MHMega]

Joshu’s Barber it’s got a pretty active small community these days. I’ve got around 300 hours in it myself and haven’t regretted a single one.

[@goldschuss2496]

Well the title is not wrong, even now. Is it the new Pokémon? Yes. Is it a "Pokemon Killer"? No. Once you're done with Temtem, you'll play other games, same with pokemon

[@hydno]

I just feel like I have to mention that "Zadar" is a city in Croatia. Sadly, it doesn't contain TemTem...

[@SamuelBnuuy]

I'm from Croatia

[@joze6069]

i live next to zadar lmao i noticed it right away

[@lukaivito2mirnacaletarako825]

Ayyyy zadar gang Prijatelji zadrani ujedinimo se na nasem jeziku da zbunimo engleze

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

So kinda like Kanto huh?

[@Castersvarog]

Congrats! temtem is now the perfect game.

[@imperiumregalis4193]

TemTem doesn't need to be Pokemon's Shadow; it can be what it already is- TemTem

[@andrewwojtas8486]

I agree they should co exist

[@israellai]

but all of temtem's marketing materials emphasise it's inspired by pokémon

[@muichirotokitou2615]

@@israellai yeah

[@kujikawathemeekmage3640]

Imperium Regalis - they literally said it’s pokemon inspired

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

Imperium Regalis kind of, people are just too obsessed with competition, super annoying

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

"what's up gamers who like girls their age" Meanwhile in the Pokemon sun and moon let's play, alpharad has a hard on Mallow (12-19) and Lusamine (40)

[@saki453]

Loli or milf. Nothing else matters.

[@reavershank8985]

Mallow is at least 17 if lana counts as 12 despite looking like a 8yo

[@hihigocat]

@@reavershank8985 ha, assuming anime looks have any correlation to age

[@reavershank8985]

@@hihigocat oh right i totally forgot that lana actually is a 4000 year old unicorn that took the shape of a preschooler

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Aden Maulana And yet they have an adult joke about mallow in the games...

[@gungy_vt]

"What's up gamers who are preferably attracted to people their own age" [Kakyoin has left the chat]

[@baddragonite]

King nappy has left the chat

[@frostymellow5471]

Onision has left the chat

[@557deadpool]

I have left the chat

[@mbabaneamputee7725]

What was the name of that one old chick who was seducing boys

[@codedc0m]

WAIT WHAT KAKYOINS A PEDO?? NOO

[@Umbojug]

Fun fact, hot dog water is the name of a side character in a show called, "Scooby Doo, Mystery Incorperated," which is a revival of the Scooby Franchise, in which a group of teenagers try to solve mysteries accompanied by a talking dog, which is named Scooby Doo. The name hot dog water is a nickname of the character, the original name is Marcy. The nickname is diprived from the fact that Marcy smells like hot dogs, and it is later revealed that Marcy's father reuses the water that is used to wash hotdogs in his amusement park to use as shower water, making them smell like hot dogs.

[@Dropperfood]

Nice 👍

[@xoLoveTruelySucksxo]

I got so happy when I heard Marcy's nickname.

[@bryandenis2549]

I actually knew that, wow...

[@curri189]

What an odd way to save money

[@zapato7779]

Doesn’t she also die at some point?

[@Crystalitar]

People in the comments are like "game crashes,needs offline." Its. Early access. They have expanded the servers to 30k now bc its so crowded. They are fixing most bugs and are really dedicated and work hard. Also the game isn't that heavy for the pc even as the graphics are very light. Other players also keep "vanishing" and connecting to other servers and its really fluid. Like, it doesn't feel i am cramped with only x amount of people,the ones i see running around differs the whole time.

[@incog0956]

This is online only?

[@pokyysenpai412]

Crystalitar I wish I could give TemTem a chance, but it just feels like watered down pokémon, and to make it worse, the glitches are unbearable

[@incog0956]

@@Spectrobits well now I know not to buy the game

[@BotchedBeta]

PokiiDokii the glitches are unbearable? What glitches?

[@nrgaard1533]

@@pokyysenpai412 They've been pushing out daily patches for a week after release and bi-daily since then, they've fixed most of the bugs and the server problems.

[@XmuertenegraX]

For once, there's a Pokemon game where the mom ISN'T hot!

[@cryoniz_playzandreviews6112]

Bro there is blindfolds

[@ChronoSquare]

weird flex but ok

[@milkyjuice646]

Not hot? I disagree

[@turtleahmad881]

Fun fact: Tem Tem used fan made fakemon in their game (Check My Channel Out)

[@Okami_HD]

I thought I recognised that Platypus from somewhere. Thanks for confirming I haven't lost my mind.

[@Charizardslash]

@@Okami_HD it was from a fake leak

[@Dunkacciino]

Well TECHNICALLY they bought the rights to it from the original artist

[@Sleepybrotato]

@@Okami_HD thank god i'm not the only one here

[@goose.exclamationpoint]

@@Charizardslash yeah, but the design was still fanmade.

[@Hagosha]

You should definitely re-visit this game when you get the chance! There's a lot that's changed and improved since launch!

[@espadose]

Most definitely, it’s in a wayyy better spot than it was 3 years ago , if anything 3 years ago did damage to its image

[@xSilentZeroXx]

4:16 Me: Where did Zaddas go? Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@scylla1772]

Now that I've seen this quote for the umpteenth time, I just realized that "reduced to atoms" means that they just dissolved into pure elements. I wonder if half the world's population disintegrating caused any amount of pollution? I need science, ugh PS quote was 👌🏻

[@midiman3823]

Elliot G You’ve got the context of the quote wrong. In that scene he’s not talking about the people he snapped, he’s talking about the stones after he destroyed them.

[@hydramazing]

Your next Pokémon video should be called “Not TemTem”

[@TheShadow1347]

Good idea

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

Hydramazing he already did that with paladins and overwatch

[@unfunnyprime8443]

Ciaran Patrick that’s the point

[@kas___4606]

Do you know how many dislikes it would have though

[@TheShadow1347]

@@kas___4606 Not as many as the Byleth reveal for Smash Ultimate

[@cryingmoon00]

"I'm about to pull a reverse Casey Anthony" underrated joke holy shit that was beautiful

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Wait a sec, isn’t that platypus that fake Gen 8 Water Starter that everybody fell for? That’s pretty neat!

[@codeyfox622]

yeah! They cooperated with the artist to get them in the game!

[@pooppooper9033]

Codey Fox really?

[@ShiningSakura]

@@pooppooper9033 Yeah! It's pretty awesome. The Kickstarter allowed people of a certain tier to design some Temtem. It's even better because the platypus was officially a part of TemTem before the "leak"" even happened.

[@ThatGuyLegend]

I swear it was familiar

[@pooppooper9033]

Shining Sakura how much to design one? I might wanna do it!

[@aleksandravasic3159]

Alpharad:*plays temtem on pc and rages* Also alpharad:*trows nintendo swich in garbage cuz he lost in temtem

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

I'll commit Die wooooohsh

[@chroni3659]

It’s always the same clip lol, it’s not like he actually threw his Switch this time

[@Ooffoop]

Ciaran Patrick bad, bad stupid idiot bad *BAD!*

[@illusionaryheart3325]

Ciaran Patrick shut the up

[@aleksandravasic3159]

@@ciaranpatrick6859 i repored u for bullying

[@do9bellbessa545]

Kinda ironic that the most iconic creature of that game is a Fakemon made into a TemTem lmao

[@teclinsoro4523]

I feel like I’d really enjoy this game if it was possible to turn off the online features. Seeing everyone run around is just annoying, and if your internet isn’t amazing then you can’t even play the damn thing.

[@AeroLXI]

You can

[@AeroLXI]

I believe Shenpai did it

[@Gigi-zr6hp]

@@AeroLXI it's not possible to play this game online or else it's easy to create hacks

[@AeroLXI]

@@Gigi-zr6hp No, but you can turn people off, most games like this have this option

[@RexZShadow]

People want Pokemon mmo, then don't want to see people lol. Game basically show exactly why a Pokemon mmo is so pointless.

[@deweydrop3421]

5:30 When you try to balance the game by taking out RNG, but it breaks the game instead. Alpharad: "Sequelitis, Mega man! Mega man!" -Alpharad quotes Sequelitis in 2020...

[@4shtia]

*laughs in crystal dust priority*

[@mango2450]

tbh doesnt seem like it would be that broken considering Spore exists in pokemon

[@Jaice00]

@@mango2450 spore has limited availability though. And most of the pokemon that get spore have low stats.

[@mango2450]

@@Jaice00 I mean I havent looked too much into this game but I'd imagine it would balance it in a similar way, also the problem in this video is in doubles so low stats doesnt really matter if you are talking about the way it is being used in this video where one pokemon pummels while one sleeps the opponent

[@sakutaro3musik486]

@@mango2450 it is much better balanced, the only temtem that can hit a sleeping temtem without waking him up is this mental Pokemon. And it´s always doubles which means there are many other ways to wake up+ you can spam hypnosis, you can´t use it even 2 turns in a row it is a high stamina move, therefor you really have to think when to use it. Temtem is all about competitive and is 10 times more balanced then pokemon ever was. This is all I wanted from Pokemon for years

[@tornadoandy123]

0:32 "Do you sometimes say things that make other people upset?" Good ol' Pokémon quiz was right all along.

[@dragonsrule2505]

Everyone has a unique skin but alpha’s character looks like it’s default

[@moomoocowviii9404]

4:14 Change da world. My final message. Goodbye

[@Flowers-ul7qk]

Hey you just copied him

[@Nameandaddresswithheld]

“No pokemon can compete with the platypus, except maby hattrim” Smom: am I a joke to you?

[@King-mg7vy]

"Am I a joke to you"💥🔫😤

[@floralDilemma]

Furret: Am I a joke to you?

[@jowysw]

@@floralDilemma Furret is not in SWSH to be fair

[@Eshanas]

Hot take: Snom is a overrated blob of guck

[@pogchamp1138]

U mean hattrem?

[@RFLCTNS]

Temtem: *Is different from Pokémon* Alpharad: *Uses music from the Pokémon games* Edit: This is probably the most likes I've ever had on a comment. Edit: If this reaches 2K likes I'll blow my head off.

[@evanwarner3727]

Hey, it’s not his fault Pokémon music is good

[@sandgaming5148]

Evan Warner lol true the music and the gameplay are the only things Pokémon have left, and even then temtem is able to replicate, yet deviate on the Pokémon formula in such a way that has just kept me engaged. I mean... uhhhhhh...m-megalovania!! Haha!

[@mcdonaldsspritetingz9208]

@@sandgaming5148 The pokemon designs are always on point tbh. These temtems look kinda basic.

[@oelesp7083]

@@mcdonaldsspritetingz9208 Yeah, tbh, music and designs are Pokemon's strongest points.

[@TylerTheKoopaTroopa]

What are you talking about? Aphlarad used *TEMTEM* music.

[@Aidswayz]

I saw this on his Twitter (fucked that up sorry) and I still think that the blue Pokémon is the Mudkip of this game

[@AxxLAfriku]

i saw o myself on KZbin andd then I realized that I am a star

[@betabee1221]

The blue platypus was actually a fake pokemon starter leak that the creator madlad paid $6,000 USD to get into the game.

[@electrobob992]

Remember people, this game is Early Access so expect bugs lots of bugs.

[@dokchampa9324]

Actually, there's no bugs in this game, only 'nature' types

[@Hy3jii]

It's also an early access indie game that BLEW THE FUCK UP in popularity sorta unexpectedly. Be patient and understanding with the server queues.

[@makobeast1720]

2:56 it means: “a healthy mind in a healthy body”

[@analysis726]

i cant believe i actually forgot about the ‘not’ series. That was my absolute favorite

[@nolanclay5104]

It would make me really happy if he came back to this now that it is fully released

[@ZipDoom]

My technique is Smazee with the ability Fever Rush (Increases attack when inflicted with any status good or bad) with Synchronized Show Off with another Melee Type +1Atk Vigor (Cuts stamina cost in half) Fever Rush +1Atk

[@PokeHokage]

The new pokemon...everyone says that every time a monster rpg comes out. Also yokai watch was the last "new pokemon"

[@557deadpool]

No one said Yokai Watch was the new Pokemon....even if it's way better

[@PokeHokage]

@@557deadpool alot of people were saying it, you clearly weren't in any of the pokemon forums like bulbagarden and serebii.

[@leunamreyo3663]

@@557deadpool I remember people saying tokai watch was the new pokemon

[@Darkmoosen25]

The climate was a lot different when Yokai came out in America too though. There was a much less divided fan base at the time, so I do think that TemTem has some sort of chance to make waves.

[@blackpants7385]

@@557deadpool Well, a lot of dumb people did.

[@Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade]

Rumours has it he is still wandering around in Temtemtopia looking for a blue platypus 🤣🤣🤣

[@creepershulker2526]

"So funny story, everyone's dead."

[@Shaggy_PacMan]

"The New Pokemon" You know, people said that about Yo-Kai Watch, too and... well

[@whrivonious]

This time it will work...right?

[@dustymarie53]

Yo-kai is good just not as good as Pokemon, it became better then Pokemon after Sword and Shield.

[@PancakesandCandies]

I have the three main games actually. Plus it got multiple save files

[@jowysw]

@@whrivonious oh God... They made so many mistakes with that series. It's upsetting.

[@MissKilvasArtsStudios]

I thought Yokai Watch did really well in Japan. I just don't think it did as well in the west compared to Pokemon.

[@MorbiusTheMenace]

Platox, the evolved version is even more amazing. When you're walking in the high grass with it following you, it's adorable all the way

[@mechashadow]

It’s quite ironic that Alpharad recommended this to Wolfe’s and all he got was a non playable experience. You can finally catch both Temtem in doubles? Dang, this quirk has irked me for generations.

[@passonthestar3689]

"Here before 2 million" Man I been here for like 3 years

[@gervaiselevers5187]

The 500k gang

[@cortfoster1543]

2015 gang

[@viaticaleye]

The 400k gang

[@miso306]

That's still before 2 million though

[@shanemacdonald2843]

Passonthestar I don’t know the sub count at the time but I’m that 2014 gang. First video I ever saw was how to marth and I’ve been a fan since

[@foundthenlost904]

intermission: reminding everyone that furret exists, yet he still likes temtem more

[@zjzr08]

But Furret is not obtainable in Gen 8 currently, so is it applicable, hehe.

[@grayfox6930]

Well i just came to tell you that furret walks.

[@ChristopherMoom]

I can't wait for people to fight over TemTem, get angry over the lack of most of the creatures from the previous games, and rant about the textu.... wait a minute

[@jettskiz]

@Christopher Moon eyy first

[@MawileMage]

There's already gamers getting mad at it for different reasons: the fact that this game (GASP) lets you choose your own pronouns.

[@useraccount333]

@@MawileMage Big fucking whoop? All the NPCs in the game refer to you as "you" anyway. A bit pointless to include pronoun choice, but EVEN MORE pointless to complain about it!

[@MxPokirby]

I mean, if they decide to continue with this as a franchise, and don't learn from Pokemon's numerous mistakes, it's pretty much on them if they fail and/or get that kind of backlash.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@MawileMage The NONEXISTENT HUMANITY!!! lol

[@ASA-ux7cg]

A Pokémon: *exists* Rule 34: *it’s free real estate*

[@inky2412]

I'm sure Houchic r34 exists already

[@TheShadow1347]

a female Pokémon trainer: *exist* Rule 34: yes! yes! yes! yes!

[@Missingno_Miner]

That must be why he made the joke at 0:28

[@chimerical8746]

has to be a good pokemon tho, i wanna see r34 of hatterene not wailord

[@KaminariHouse]

@@TheShadow1347 They're all so good, like, _all_ of them. Gamefreak knows what they're doin'.

[@JMCBowers]

"Pull a reverse Kasey Anthony" is my new fave phrase

[@ismtud1364]

4:14 change da world. My final massage, goodbye

[@Flowers-ul7qk]

Hey you just copied him

[@ismtud1364]

@@Flowers-ul7qk I swear I didn't know that this comment was done already

[@TrueSargent]

"Feel like they're trying to hit the pedophile community, really wanna take the Pokemon fans, huh?" **KingNappy wants to know your location**

[@Supershadow493AldnoahShadow]

Lmao

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That guy annoyed me so much

[@jacksonmajor2704]

i thought the same thing🤣

[@Mark1_]

Actually nappy doesn't cause alpha isn't a minor

[@PrismGenesis]

mega oof

[@Resistant396]

8:58 Alpha: Catches two Ganki. Me: Genki Dayo! Alpha: All the names for the TemTems just feel like random generators for weaboo Xbox Live names. Me: *physically injured*

[@starrycat1445]

Wait is there actually a randomized generator for those because that would probably explain why mine was Zodiacalstraw2

[@starrycat1445]

By those I meant Xbox Live

[@yokaiju8909]

It's really true though.

[@africangoku1152]

0:28 That the type of jokes I sub for keep it up Jacob

[@NeonRunes]

The people complaining about instability have really never played an MMO at launch huh?

[@jopos16]

Right now it's early access so the instability is gone when the game goes full release. Because people who bought the game in early access can point out bugs.

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

Khauss that doesn’t me they shouldn’t have put in an offline option.....

[@Rulytasho]

funny thing... the game isn't even out yet, the early access is precisely for that right now, they are stress testing the servers!

[@XxBobTheGlitcherxX]

@@ragnaricstudios5888 yes offline option in an mmo

[@cavemanfreak]

@@Rulytasho They had two stress tests this weekend, in preparation of EA

[@ItamarZel]

The fact we got a "reverse Casey Anthony" joke in 2020 is incredible

[@jasond6053]

Says "How am I gonna clutch it out if I can't even spin the wheel?!" then shows a clip of Dracovish using fishious rend ending M2K's career. Okay Alpharad, I see how you play

[@Flowers-ul7qk]

Woohoo i love that i cab play CoMpEtItIvElY now.

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

Mr Peanut has died. Let us pay our respects to him.

[@saucymongoose7246]

RIP Mr Peanut

[@jordandabeatplug9960]

Mr. Peanut didn't kill himself

[@notswush]

Shut the fuck up brand

[@strawberrypupper897]

F

[@welcometomyuniverse2028]

69 likes

[@parkersutherland8444]

“But there is a difference between playing the game and playing the tutorial of the sequelitis ‘mega man mega man’”

[@TheRibottoStudios]

With this whole temtem craze going on right now, I feel like that person who _wants_ to be let into the party at the hottest club yet also *_doesn't care_* about the party at the hottest club at the same time.

[@countgoopoo9466]

Oof I mean it's pretty fun. u dont have to care about the craze a game can always be enjoyed.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@countgoopoo9466 It's a very weird phenomenon for my mind lol I can't explain it like I want to try it, it sounds dope but also at the same time I DON'T. CARE and....it's weird I've never felt so numb over something yet also intrigued it's bizarre lol

[@DaveRuben7]

From my perspective 1- I'd love to try and play it 2- there's so much buzz about it being the "new pokemon", "pokemon but better", that I just lose the urge to play it It a rollercoaster of emotions between the actual game and the hype it's getting

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@DaveRuben7 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol that's a great way to describe how my brain is trying to process this lol

[@josephperez5545]

It's the clash between "I like Pokemon style games" and "I dislike the fact that people are over hyping this game"

[@RadiantBeachShulk]

game: exists Alpha: how can I be a troll in this game?

[@franzt8955]

Alpharad : "i can't tell the difference between npcs and players" Well, the players have name above their heads...

[@littlebigb5370]

Never been under a minute early before. Feels good, feels like victory.

[@redhoodieguy9977]

Yeah it really does

[@ringo1017]

SWEEEEET SWEET VICTORY

[@retrokonami9042]

Christopher Moon: “Your victory means nothing...”

[@lordfrog7549]

I like turtles

[@uwuowo3998]

Fortnite victory.

[@Zwizard247]

7:34 well that was a fake pokemon the person made, then temtem came to him to use it

[@animeking213]

Smart developers!

[@starrycat1445]

10:19 I just noticed that’s the song that plays when you encounter hop sometimes! I thought there wasn’t an extended version though.

[@verytired6264]

remember to appreciate sakurai instead of harassing him over byleth or simply just play a different game than smash if you're that mad also stan dracovish

[@karmasin4401]

Sup fellow robin main

[@fionna9097]

Nice, and I fully agree because the moveset is epic and I have not heard of terry before and he‘s my main now so It really doesn‘t matter what char. comes In as long as the moveset is hype (:

[@verytired6264]

@@karmasin4401 hello fellow robin main!!

[@Mark-hu7iu]

Fuck no stan waddle dee

[@SinFuLL]

Shut up liberal

[@tw1c_]

Waiting for when “Not Tem Tem” comes out and it’s just a Kragg, Zetterburn, and Absa montage.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA839]

Wow, I just subbed to Alpharad and someone appeared in front of me and said “I wish I was me!”

[@GobaGNon]

Been a long time since the days of “A Story for Glory” hasn’t it boys

[@Veemo590]

i still remember that he lost to :^) and said he would stop if he lost to that wifi gannon.. guess he committed to that one

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

John I was playing an online tournament in ultimate and I saw someone called TheMadDawg, sadly I lost before I could reach them but it was either an alpharad fan or Mad Dawg himself

[@kikiretzorg1467]

:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^D

[@XDarkEcho]

That's definitely one of the cons of TemTem, in my opinion, being online hinders the game more than help it. I know people have always wanted Pokémon to turn to an MMO(because why not, right?), but the drawback of a game always being online can usually make it unplayable for most. Server issues, queues, lag, limited access(especially if you're a Switch player), etc. I'll probably get the game, but wait awhile in hopes they expand the servers, but I really don't see this being the NEW Pokémon replacement, if anything just a nice Pokémon fix till the DLCs come out.

[@baddragonite]

Well the game is still early access. This release was meant to stress test the servers and apparently on the first day they fixed issues in real time so I assume it will get better. They probably didn't expect as many people to be on as they got

[@557deadpool]

The DLC to SW/SH is fucking trash

[@nightmare4784]

@@557deadpool whut

[@theworstguy7554]

Also it kinda ruins the immersion to the games world cuz I wanna see all the temtems without leaked from another guy who has my starters evolution

[@justinthibodeaux8601]

It's like what I always say about final fantasy 14 the worst part of an mmo is that its online cause of all the baggage that brings

[@imaok10]

“I’m about to pull a reverse Casey Anthony.” LMAO NOOOO

[@InkKBird18]

Every time when they throw their TemTem, its feel like your playing Yugioh with the trap card being set.

[@jimmyjohnson501]

Temtem; the way home

[@Flowers-ul7qk]

Temtem 2; the way to the Hop haters

[@ciaranpatrick6859]

James64 ; the ; ;

[@Mayamayuri]

Temtem: defeating the kidnaper

[@BugBoss1205]

6:35 every time Alpha mentions Danganronpa my heart skips a beat

[@incog0956]

I just looked that up and can't figure out if it's a show, a movie or a game

[@BugBoss1205]

The first and second entries were games. And then the third entry was an anime. And then there was another game. And there was an anime adaptation of the first game. It’s more complex than it needs to be, honestly.

[@InsanePigeon]

I just grind my teeth and try to forget about it

[@Paddy-if3nd]

"I'm about to pull a reverse Casey Anthony."

[@jaxonaaahh5855]

3:04 that’s not Guile, that Polnareff ITS A FREAKIN JOJO REFERENCE

[@genzo454]

Or Paul, he and Polnareff have pretty similar hairstyles.

[@Wobbmin]

Gonna be honest, I saw the title and thought he was talking about some new event Pokemon that looked like Temmie and I was like, "Well, Toby did make a track for the game, it wouldn't be _too_ off the table."

[@WelshMan22]

3:04 That was more Tekken's Paul Phoenix rather than Guile

[@masonroper4817]

Y'know when he said "I wish I was me!" I felt that.

[@Eragonnogare]

I really hope that this becomes a series!

[@Chiamy]

"He just said "see ya" ..... and let me to die."

[@embargotm8699]

As a brazilian, I just lost it when he didn't know "ç" sounds like "s" XD

[@Pd-qo9kj]

Eu quase tive um troço

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

It's a common misconception not just among English speakers but Spanish ones as well

[@ElfosDeMordor]

@@NeviTheLettyFan Tá de çacanagem, né?

[@ohmaplaymaker]

we have that "ç" in the french language too

[@samchrstn]

os nomes parecem ser grego misturado com portugues

[@quatromanthefourth4413]

Dang, this ages better and better with every day I think about tem tem

[@Rextingz]

When he said "I wish I was me" I felt that

[@stfu_b4and0n]

“look i get it” bro my heart

[@WildDragonSong]

7:35 You think that's cute? Wait till you see the Umishi. It won my heart with just a single look at its face. You are right, though, the Platypet does look cute.

[@kidvega0450]

I’m surprised no one made this joke but “Do you occasionally say things that offend other people ?”

[@Crowded.]

4:15 I don't feel so good

[@baddragonite]

I thought the same thing xD

[@_space_cat_]

3:03 "Wait, that's Guile. Did you see that?" That is young Polnareff

[@alexanderyarbrough-fowler7420]

0:30 TemTem: made by Nappy, For Nappy

[@andrewwojtas8486]

OOOF

[@TapuL]

This games fan base just wants to see this game “kill pokemon” but that’s never going to happen

[@charizardfan1017]

And i hope it doesn't happen

[@sawk1875]

Dark of the knight Whats already dead can’t kill.

[@lorenz4820]

@@sawk1875 Yeah, Digimon died, like, 1926.

[@TomJake500]

"They really want to take the Pokémon fans." He knows from experience, judging by his reaction to Mallow.

[@diamondminer5459]

He said “ASSUMING she’s not 12”.

[@david.84]

"I didn't commit murder! they committed murdered!"