Apparently, Nintendo made a Princess Peach game...

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

0:28 "Is that a vibrator joke?" 17:57 "IS THAT A VIBRATOR JOKE?!" This is the best full circle moment I've ever seen

[@Bl1ndGuardian666]

Nintendo dafuq!?

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

Yes, this game has an unusually high concetration of dad jokes.

[@shlurpslime1212]

the peaches secret thing in mario rpg has come full circle baby

[@knightmare2417]

Nintendo was wildin back in the day

[@litessbu]

I don’t get it

[@seakhajiit]

It feels like the writers did the thing where they write a vibrator bit in as a joke thinking it will get rejected, but the higher ups don't get it so the script gets approved and now they have to do it

[@micosstar]

bahaahahaahha ahahaahaahahha such a thing to slip in!

[@ParakeetDSi]

​@@micosstarbtuh

[@waddledeedeee]

the fact that they dont know what a vibrator is might be telling of her wives sexual lives... js

[@ryanergo754]

@@waddledeedeee Their sex lives are fine. Just their husbands have nothing to do with it.

[@SoRePeSi]

That was definitely the translators' work. The word for the wand in Japanese just means "human emotion."

[@thecynicalone6391]

I get that its supposed to be vibe like 'emotions' but man, someone at the Nintendo of America translation team was laughing their ass off while working on this.

[@fussanchez2716]

wait ‘till you see the end lol

[@playstation.e7703]

Probably need to go to hell but yea

[@DeltaOfNothing]

@@playstation.e7703 they deserve a spot in heaven for this

[@eatcarpet]

I don't know why the translator team turned it into a vibrator joke, it's a bit inappropriate (actually VERY inappropriate).

[@liannederuijter3199]

​​@@eatcarpetIt is kinda funny tho. And done in a way to where it is not entirely obvious to a child

[@pizzadeliveryspringtrap9152]

I feel the kidnapping part for bowser always goes smoothly no matter who it is. Begs the question why he just doesn't kidnap everyone at once.

[@LilyaOfTheStars]

I mean, he wanted to kidnap Peach and they fucked up, and i would be surprised because you gotta be a a dumb guy if you're the only one who ever messed up that job in decades

[@kurovah5475]

To be fair that’s basically what happens in super Mario 64 DS. He just forgot yoshi I guess

[@qgame4941]

​@@kurovah5475 and waluigi, but he is used to beinf ignored

[@peytongolding7544]

He's like Megamind and wants to barely be defeated

[@jacehuman5357]

I'd guess a manpower issue

[@bluebaron6811]

This game is the epitome of "no one will actually play this game seriously, so let's have all the fun while making it ourselves". And whoever directed this game must've just let the team go ape shit on every aspect.

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

Including some they definitely shouldn’t have *cough* petey fight *cough*

[@bluebaron6811]

@@eldritchcupcakes3195 someone at Nintendo had a "plant dilf" fetish, and I find that hilarious.

[@solidzack]

Well, they were so convinced that the game would succeed they already had a sequel in mind before even releasing this game

[@Last_Person]

Everyone talks about Petey but is that not what you do on sunshine

[@Asherbird25]

@@Last_Person yeah but it isnt tears

[@jamjon6616]

Absolutely brilliant to tell kids to ask their parents where the “vibe scepter” is in their own house

[@chuckokler7021]

Surely it has happened, right (LMMFAO)

[@YourEverydaySpriter]

RIGHT after that finished the game too

[@broncos435]

they did a little trolling 😎

[@chaotixthefox]

Peach's emotions are extremely controlled in this game actually. She can go to extremes of particularly feelings and then calm right back down like flipping a switch.

[@kiro9291]

she was just a theater kid in highschool

[@ee-sm8ey]

BPD

[@kitchaos1118]

I mean, she is a monarch, so that is a good skill to have for a ruler

[@2tunkl2flunkl]

almost like they're controlled by the press of a button

[@alexbaribeault]

Yeah. She controls her emotions better than anyone else in the game lol

[@JustSoji]

I remember hearing the vibe scepter exists in Super Mario RPG. It's hidden behind a wall in Peach's room and if you find it, a maid comes and takes it from you and pays you to forget you saw it. and the end of this game confirms what we were all thinking

[@Lunar_willoww]

Actually I remember hearing about that in a video, but heard it was an alcohol reference instead. I recall an unused sprite being one of those cartoony xxx bottles, but it's been so many years I don't recall what video brought it up

[@Magusguile]

I had to scroll down farther than I expected to have to for this, was about to comment about this as well. Never knew Nintendo confirmed that random Mario RPG easter egg in a later game...

[@JustSoji]

@@Lunar_willoww probably a did you know gaming video

[@aname8106]

Yep, remember seeing that scepter at one point

[@JohnDoe______]

@@Lunar_willoww it was probably a didyouknowgaming video but they implied it was a vibebrator since xxx is also used in explicit material as well

[@mushroomfusion245]

I hope he titles his playthrough of the new Peach game “Apparently, Nintendo made ANOTHER Princess Peach game.”

[@waddledeedeee]

thats right, were gonna have a new peach game!! and shes gonna be wearing her hair in a ponytail!!

[@asherrudick3912]

God I hope it’s somewhat of a sequel. I wonder why they never did that tho. Is it because it was made by the same guys that made Starfy? That’s my only guess

[@zjzr08]

​@@asherrudick3912It seems more like a separate series...looks good but it has a different feel to me than SPP.

[@lcentu56]

She's going after the ultimate weapon, the Badd Ragon.

[@GearHead36]

_looks at Princess Peach: Showtime_ Your wish has been granted.

[@jaredtheastralartist2510]

My older sister had this game on the DS and it’s both one of our favorites. Before she graduated college we actually beat it together and it was one of the happiest memories I’ve ever had.

[@Glarestar]

That’s nice

[@digitalgamer457]

That's super wholesome. I remember playing this on my DS with my friends at school. Ah...the memories.

[@edwardrichtofen611]

Did she found the vibe staff in her house? Maybe thats how she was able to beat it xD

[@mechashadow]

​@@edwardrichtofen611 Ah that might be why she's happy.

[@crocadilian]

Uhhhhhh...

[@dertodd_4179]

To be honest Peach has her emotions on comand. She isn't portrait as emotional but as a sociopath who uses her "emotions" as weapons to reach her goal.

[@MouldMadeMind]

That was such a stupid thing to say.

[@funkywunkywunker]

​@@MouldMadeMind how lmao, it's funny af

[@GenericProtagonist118]

*Perchance...

[@Johnmaloney1962]

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[@ThylineTheGay]

mmmh yes ableism against neurodivergent people

[@evaceratops]

my sister and i were OBSESSED with this game as kids and to this day i’ve never felt the need to play any other mario game because it could never be as fun as lighting people on fire with your rage on command, something every girl has probably wished she could do at least once in her life

[@LunarSoul255]

For some of us it's definitely a good thing that we can't >.> I don't think "They made me so mad that my emotions caused them to spontaneously combust" holds up as a court defense...

[@JuliePikacheeks]

I got this because I’m a girl and anyone in my family who bought me DS games as a gift would never buy me Mario stuff- but I was super happy with this game! I think maybe it’s purpose was to make it to the audience of young girls whose parents would most likely buy them this game instead of a Mario game. Getting to kick a bunch of enemies butts as Peach was entirely new to me, and it made me want to dress up as her for Halloween that year. I still love the OST with the full reprise of Parry’s Backstory song being my favorite. The game is more similar to a Yoshi’s Island game which I think features a lot more creative puzzles and abilities than a typical Mario game. (Also I’m not entirely sure, but I think using Peach’s emotions as powers was like… because Bowser was using the Scepter to throw everyone’s emotions out of wack, except Peach who had strong enough control over her emotions to not be affected by it. I *think* that was the game’s reason but I’m not sure, my point being that I don’t think it was really misogynistic) I’ll always appreciate that I was one of the few people who played this game as a kid.

[@hanat9116]

Agreed, I don't think it was misogynistic either. Even the final koopa guard poking fun at Peach for making it this far. The same thing could've been said if it was Luigi so there's that too.

[@judi__stone]

I loved this game as a kid! I always really liked peach and I was so excited to play as her :D

[@spacecat8511]

It’s a bit misogynic in that it’s a…VERY common trope to make women’s powers (if they have them) be Emotion Based. But it’s not the same as “women soooo hysterical~” since like. She uses it on her terms. It’s just tonedeaf. Like, if they just gave her elemental powers vs adding in the Emotions aspect? No big deal!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I'd argue that it's not misogynistic at all since Peach (a woman who's gender makes her the "more emotional one") was the only one who had control of her emotions enough to save her hero and her kingdom mostly under her own power. Proving that she can save the day just like Mario often does. It made Peach cooler and more independent. Far from misogynistic.

[@cosmefulanito6854]

I don't think it was intentionally misogynistic, but I do think it was just a little bit. I mean, I find it logical to assume that Peach's powers being her emotions, rather than because "girls are emotional", it was because it looked cute, and that would have been much more accepted by the players than the usual princess in distress suddenly being as strong as the ones who have to save her every other game. So, like, I think calling it misogyny would be going a bit too far because it wasn't meant to be harmful (probably), but there is a bit of sexism in there anyway. Further than that, I'm the kind of person who doesn't mind that kind of stuff as long as the game is fun

[@MusingsMuses]

Honestly these "basically unknown games that actually kinda slaps in their own weird way" videos are my favorite. You can never predict what these off-beat games will throw at you and Alpharad just is great at reacting to nonsense.

[@sillyalert14]

THIS

[@gnosticinstitue]

It's like watching a proper B-movie.

[@dr.robertnick9599]

Okami or Custom Robo (Arena) could also fit nicely, I think

[@klop4228]

Did he ever play Donkey Kong Jungle Climber? Because that's genuinely an S-tier game and I never hear anyone talk about it

[@islandboy9381]

@@dr.robertnick9599 Okami is a masterpiece though

[@NightShinerStudio]

I loved this game and I thought the enemy designs were fantastic And her spinning the Toads after saving them was just so wholesome

[@thebrownshinobi9790]

Well what’s funny to me is that a lot of the bosses are rehashed from super Mario sunshine. Not sure if anyone else realized. You even fight Petey and wiggler the same exact way as sms

[@NightShinerStudio]

@@thebrownshinobi9790 I actually never played SMS so I didn't know that, that's cool to know!

[@WingerB17]

Spinning with Toads is my favorite part, tbh.

[@bluemike1215]

All of the enemies in this game are from the first Yoshi’s island game I actually think the art style is based off of the yoshi’s island artstyle

[@XShadowHunterZX]

The way how he unintentionally predicts the most unlikely of crude jokes just goes to show how dangerous this man's powers are.

[@psgamer-il2pt]

It's called the vibe sceptor my man

[@Faude18]

@@psgamer-il2pt it's a scepter... you watched the video before you commented

[@psgamer-il2pt]

@@Faude18 yes I did

[@LilyaOfTheStars]

The genuine surprise at the ending plot twist, truly a wonderful piece of writing that even Jacob wasn't expecting

[@jajahcrack9242]

Yes

[@luiscoa9991]

i love the fact: Luigi, despite his fear, faces the ghosts. Peach having to be the heroine is still a sweet and gentle princess. in mario and luigi 3 rpg, bowser even appearing to be one of the protagonists was still the fearsome king koopa with his own reasons. I mean, regardless of the role, they do not lose their essence

[@StarBeam500]

Sweet and gentle is not how I would describe the scene where they saved mario but ok

[@VestedUTuber]

To be fair, at least in the main series games, there's not much to go on for Peach outside of baking cakes, getting kidnapped and calling out to Mario. They could have made Peach secretly a biker, a punk girl or a metalhead and it would have fit, she doesn't have much characterization in most of the platformers to conflict with. All of what we know of her personality comes from the various RPGs and spin-off games... and this game.

[@maxisenberg9093]

Wouldnt exactly call her a heroine when she's a side character in her own game

[@_marcy3291]

and then they play sports together

[@paulshumilin]

And mario doesn't pay even a cent to Wario when he takes thw giant Peach statue from pirates in Wario land 1. What an arse

[@raphaelcwk4195]

Just imagining a kid finishing the game and innocently going to their mom and ask "mom, where'd you hide the vibe scepter? I want to use it's magical powers pleeaaase" is terrifying

[@barrettross3772]

My god.

[@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989]

​@@barrettross3772There's more

[@mikelawrence6419]

No!

[@leonro]

I think it's even scarier if the kid *doesn't* ask and just finds it in the house.

[@vazazell5967]

​@@kaazmun9964 because game is Japanese and they aren't Christian weirdos

[@austinseiders1121]

I remember back in elementary school, everybody knew me as the guy with the DS. One day, a girl I hung out with a lot with gave me Super Princess Peach, and told me to finish it. I actually beat the game in a week, but after I did, the girl told me to keep the game. I still proud of myself for that.

[@TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

My man!

[@micosstar]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@val3mi]

i would want you as my best friend in school

[@LoliPeeSlurper]

She's a keeper 😳

[@monikapiwinska9236]

This was literally one of the only games I had on my DS and the fact that someone is finally talking about it makes me so unbelievably happy even though I never beat it

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Holy shoot same! It was like 10 years ago but i still remember it so well. Hell, i even remembered the ice boss being very out of place haha

[@whimsy5340]

I remember having this game and I always loved playing it, unfortunately I think I had a scuffed 100 games in 1 kind of ds card and I had cheats on and for some reason it did not allow me to turn them off, there was this one cheat that caused peach to jump really high (basically allowing flight) and I could never get past the place where you had to make peach look like the statues to get past bowser. Bahahaha I guess thats where cheating gets me

[@wargodest]

SAME. I never beat it I got stuck on a boss 🤣

[@YBlvr]

It’s incredible that, in typical Alpharad fashion, this video went full circle with a vibe joke that Jacob didn’t even know was canon

[@Do_tart_tycoon]

I remember that I asked my mom where her happy stick was because of this game.

[@feder28]

Her: "...how does he know"

[@SPACE.KITTY.]

What did she say!?

[@Do_tart_tycoon]

@@SPACE.KITTY. she hit me with the coldest stare of my life

[@Streetcleanergaming]

​@@Do_tart_tycoon 💀

[@smallboi1007]

Lmfao

[@ryanbarry830]

"fight with uncontrolled emotions" Literally controlling her emotions as abilities.

[@chiachimariachi4682]

When I was a kid, I wanted nothing more in the world than to play Super Princess Peach simply because I liked Mario games and I LOVED Princess Peach. Never did play it but definitely holds a place in my heart

[@CrowLady0_0]

me too!

[@alexv0714]

Chiaki pfp too, based

[@theultimatetrashman887]

massive L energy ngl

[@notinsideyourwalls]

Above me are two kinds of people

[@Tyty-qi2gu]

@@notinsideyourwallsLMAO

[@Foshling]

9:52 Her power actually fits perfectly with the lore of the mario games: Since she sets on fire or creates a flood when being mad or sad, she stays neutral which explains her lack of personality

[@zjzr08]

That's a bit of a stretch but it is shown at times she has some hidden magic powers (see how Peach just easily swatted Bowser in the start of Bowser's Inside Story).

[@S4leaguer999]

Yes, idk why alpha would go for the "woke" argument 💀

[@hardi2217]

​@@S4leaguer999 what?

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

@@hardi2217 ignore it. "Woke" is so overused by dipshits it has lost all meaning at this point.

[@internetcrusader2419]

I mean, there are some people that theorize it fits in with Japanese culture and the legends of Japanese deities. Kami, the four Mitama representing her different emotional states, among other things. Considering how much respect Nintendo's devs have said they have for Peach (since the mother is the cornerstone of the Japanese household), it makes some sense.

[@missedthebandwagon976]

The vibe scepter is making everyone else emotional, but Peach has such good control of her emotions that she can use them to solve puzzles.

[@majesticsandwich9134]

The fact that I actually played this game as a kid and vividly remember those four coloured hearts on the screen is astonishing to me as all memories of the gameplay have been completely forgotten

[@hildahilda9468]

I listened to the toad shop music and the memories came back

[@cuntyclown]

It's so crazy how I vividly remember all the bosses as I thought I never finished the game

[@garbage8790]

Alpharad really unlocked my suppressed memories of being bullied in school for playing a ‘girl game’ as a dude. 90% of my bullies wound up being trans in high school.

[@crinine6174]

happy pride

[@hifuu1383]

LOL. Perhaps they were in denial the whole time.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Damn… they were really projecting hard.

[@apricot8246]

🥚

[@skitsschist11]

I hope you bullied them back

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Excellent pixel art. Excellent music. Fun gameplay. Love this game.

[@justanothergamer64]

Don't forget the crazy kinks and intense emotional manipulation

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

@Franklin Bell ok

[@brandonwilliams6119]

Love the Soul and Emotion the game has, no pun intended

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

@@justanothergamer64Naur

[@justanothergamer64]

@@aquaabouttogetfunky yes

[@shadefire8605]

And in today’s installment in “Alpharad plays questionable games,” Peach and Perry the Parasol chase after a Vibrator with the power of exaggerated emotions and Vore!

[@Chizinky]

Kinda reminds me of kir-

[@SebasTian58323]

Isn't Peach literally just the one in perfect control of her emotions? Kinda the opposite of what he said at the beginning. Like the game shows her guards all unable to control their emotions at all, and Peach here is still in perfect control and able to use the amplified emotions to save Mario and everything else. Like, yeah you can make it misogynistic if you ignore the actual story entirely. They used emotion for her powers because that's just in line with the game itself. Like how the Vibe Scepter affects emotions, the only person seemingly unaffected by it is the princess who has perfect control of her emotions

[@Necroskull388]

The thing about it is that even if she’s in control, it’s still a game where the princess uses her hysterically intense emotions to achieve her goals. That was their decision for the ONE game Princess Peach headlines - to make the game revolve around her emotions.

[@bilis2866]

​@@Necroskull388 in pizza tower, Peppino uses his anxiety and anger to achieve his goals, whats wrong with that? if you want to actually see a character acting hysterical play that game instead

[@bilis2866]

like, you have to be very cynical to portray this game's aesthetics and intentions that way instead of the obviously cute/trying to appeal to the girl market way

[@danielbob2628]

Yeah. Unfortunately, outrage gets clicks.

[@SebasTian58323]

@@danielbob2628 yeah, negativity tends to be a bigger draw than neutral or positive unless it's something extremely cute or otherwise good

[@SteamyLinguini]

Finally, a game that makes you feel the same emotions as an anime fan on prom night.

[@Celestial914]

MIGHTY NUMBER 69

[@alilrevive7972]

And has more innuendos than you’d think

[@damir_van_kalaz]

Somehow I had unknowingly managed to purge Mighty No.9 and this line from the trailer for it from my memory, and you just caused me to remember all of it just as unwillingly as I had forgotten it. Thank you.

[@Style_224]

Lmao 😂

[@leonro]

Me, an anime fan who graduated school in 2020:

[@RustyCog]

“Uncontrolled emotions” The game:”control your emotions to defeat bowser’s forces”

[@applejuice7108]

Everyone's already pointed out that Peach actually has control of her emotions, but I don't see anyone mention that Bowser's henchmen didn't screw up, the were told to take the entire kingdom, but Peach wasn't there.

[@pokeflora]

Whenever I think of SPP, I always feel like it's closer to a Yoshi's Island game not only because of the enemies and the change in character line-up but also in gameplay. It's hard to describe.

[@adam_levine]

The paratroopas in this one seem to have longer wings like the ones in Yoshi's Island too and this one loves using large common enemies as bosses

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

Yet again making me wonder: How has Petey Piranha never appeared in a Yoshi game?

[@moosesues8887]

@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas naval piranha my beloved😊

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@moosesues8887 mmm… not enough

[@phoenixwright784]

IMO, it's a better sequel to Yoshi's Island then Yoshi's Island DS. It ain't perfect. The minigames are meh, the subrella is unnecessary, it's generally pretty easy, and it occasionally gets just a little to cute with it's level design, but it's overall a nice, fun little game.

[@enderspider5001]

0:16 - about the “made her fight with her uncontrolled emotions” actually she’s the only one with control of her emotions in the entire game. The story states that everyone in the mushroom kingdom lost control of their emotions and because of that everything went to shit. Princess peach then, being the only one that can actually control her emotions (that even translates to gameplay, since you can literally choose the emotion you want at any given time) has to then fight her way through all of this to fix the situation. The marketing for this game also stated that she’s in complete control of her emotions and that’s why she can change it at any time. So it’s not being sexist, the game is trying to do the exact opposite and say that the “powerful woman has control”

[@hariodinio]

True, most people are just gonna see woman + Extreme emotions = Sexist tho

[@enderspider5001]

@@hariodinio agreed, it was poorly executed. But the intention was there

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

@@hariodinio without context is sure does resemble that

[@MDG-mykys]

​@@enderspider5001 it wasn't just the presentation that was poorly executed sadly.

[@ReikuYin]

Thanks for bringing that up. Many hook on the typical but the game made it quite clear that Peach's the only one not being wildly effected by the vibe scepter. I wish we did get that squeal or will eventually. This kinda game play was fun.

[@selmabm3409]

Honestly, I don’t think the emotion powers are so bad since she has them in control. This is one of the first times we see an expressive Peach. But it’s also a power I can image the other Mario characters using

[@absolutelynot615]

Correction, her emotions are so under control she can call upon literally fires rage, right after torrential sadness right after actually walking on air..

[@juegariel5717]

As a Super Princess Peach speedrunner, I can confirm that this game sure exists.

[@Dado_nastro]

Stop lying, we all know you don't exist, there's no such thing as super princess peach

[@juegariel5717]

@@Dado_nastro well shit you got me

[@Gridkeeperr]

As a Princess Peach fan, I can confirm us fans do not exist.

[@kingmagikarp97]

0:53 Dr Doofenshmirtz: Curse you Perry the parasol! Lmao

[@foxtheprogaymer]

This game holds a special place in my heart. Thank you for playing it!

[@digitalgamer457]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT! This game was awesome!

[@Aurora_Animates]

:))

[@mechashadow]

Maybe just maybe...the vibe scepter is hidden in a special place in your house.

[@fizzydrinkuno]

Thought this was a innuendo

[@luciferteaparty]

I think the emotions showcase how much control she has over them, since she can just turn it on and off like that

[@murderman7265]

That's kinda badass ngl

[@Aquabzs]

​​@@murderman7265 True, being able to just go and say you get mad and combust. Damn I kind of want them to reference this games powers in other Mario games, like for her to get mad and slap some and actually see some sparks come off the collision. Would make her feel like she's more than *just* a damsel in distress ... It would also explain why Bowser puts her in a cage and never uses rope cause if she wanted she could burn that stuff with a thought.

[@ViperTrixx]

I owned this game as a kid and I still have it. I absolutely adored it!!! The music was so fun, the replay is worth it, and finding all the toads is so much fun!!! Ugh, it is such an amazing game

[@markmcclain3347]

A story about Peach traveling to save her boyfriend and get her vibrator back sounds hilarious tbh

[@mechanicalhoundz]

"Damn both my toys are gone"

[@Thunderclap117]

Crazy that it's official tho

[@moosesues8887]

@@mechanicalhoundz Thea hoes ain’t shit 😢

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@mechanicalhoundz Bowser just terminated her sex life, all the emotions are justified.

[@Some-Geek-Soup]

Alpharad: (looks at umbrella) a parasol? Parasol: (gets in Peach’s hand) Alpharad: PERRY THE PARASOL?!?!?

[@GreatestLeaf]

This game has been criminally underrated for the longest time. My sister used to play the crap out of it as a kid

[@kachosuffer7]

​@breadandcircuses8127If your name is "No one", sure

[@EmilyRitcheson]

I think an argument can be made both ways about the power set in this game. Yes, Peach uses her ~womanly emotions~ to save the day, but also Peach turns her EMOTIONS into WEAPONS and that’s still badass in my book. Also, Bowser and his minions are dealing with the exact same uncontrollable emotions so they’re technically on equal footing and Peach still wins in the end.

[@prw56]

I think about it like this, the negative stereotypes for dudes get to show in games all the time, dumb, angry, and/or aggressive characters are all over the place. What the heck is so wrong about having the same kind of thing for negative female stereotypes too?

[@MDG-mykys]

​@@prw56 they made questionable decisions back in the day.

[@gengarzilla1685]

In Peach's case, it's not even uncontrollable. She has the emotional control that they (except Bowser) lacked.

[@theoriginalredbirdgamer3607]

Steven universe moment

[@yummynubs3646]

@@theoriginalredbirdgamer3607 Disney channel original moment

[@isyf1523]

I can't be the only one that thinks that the art of the game looks REALLY good, those dry bones may be the best I have ever seen beside literal 3d

[@murderman7265]

Ikr like the music, art and sprites are so aesthetic I stg.

[@magic_man9714]

0:53 a parasol? *insert fedora* PERRY THE PARASOL!

[@jenske2881]

This game went insanely hard

[@mavo7w]

I would say the end went harder

[@Kumaclaws]

Super Princess Peach is very weird but very charming. Like if I ever need to play something cozy, I play this one. It’s got a very special place in my heart

[@odintoast2018]

I never played this but I always wanted to. The thought of a hero with the powers of the 4 humors was always a cool idea to me. Plus she can float with an umbrella? Thats a great powerset

[@lukaslukas8083]

This game is honestly so much fun and so solid as a platformer

[@ohitsarcangel2182]

I really enjoyed this game. People think that princess peach’s only purpose is to be kidnapped and that she never fights back. This clearly shows how fierce and strong she can be.

[@Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary]

@@ohitsarcangel2182 Princess Peach honestly solos

[@matias3542]

@@ohitsarcangel2182 she fights with her woman powers like... crying and getting mad... maybe the game is not that good actually

[@gengarzilla1685]

And with that comment you have missed the point entirely. Her total control over these wild emotions, to the point where she can freely flip between crying and getting mad in the blink of an eye, and use all of these to help progress the quest? This here is very much a useful power in itself when all the enemies except Bowser are stuck in just one single emotion. If anything, this game sends a "pro-woman" message when you start looking at it from the correct angle.

[@matias3542]

@@gengarzilla1685 In that case she'd be a sociopath who can activate her emotions at will to get her way.

[@arshadmakeen4168]

I can just imagine the board of directors coming up with Peach's powers in a meeting

[@VitaNewbo]

*Token female* Isn't that kinda sexist? Can't we figure literally anything else out? *Rest of the Board* Did you guys hear something?

[@decoolfool4166]

"Women...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *Sips coffee cups furiously

[@arshadmakeen4168]

@@Anvil296 Exactly lol

[@SpaceAddress]

@@Anvil296 real women moment

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

When I was younger I apparently had a cartridge of this game, but I didn’t play it, until years later when I was bored and was like “you know what? Sure.” It was a lot of fun, and I managed to get to the final world, but somehow I lost the cartridge and couldn’t find it anywhere which sucked

[@cryoverspilledmilk4546]

Damn, I can really relate to the ending. I personally have a Vibe Scepter hidden inside my home.

[@Zero-ontheleft]

Do you use it often?

[@Kurai_Kagex]

@@Zero-ontheleft You just had to ask huh?

[@cryoverspilledmilk4546]

@@Zero-ontheleft Very.

[@LynnLyns]

Based, me too.

[@Zero-ontheleft]

@@Kurai_Kagex No, someone else would do it, i just too impatient

[@kevvillanueva2660]

i find the fact that this is an actual game is so interestingly funny and the fact that it has similar boss fights to super mario sunshine in it too is kinda cool ngl

[@tax_evasion5592]

Man predicted the new peach game

[@alijahaskew4644]

I remember playing this game all the time when I was a kid. It was a ton of fun, but I could never complete it because I couldn't find all the Toads to unlock the final level. Honestly, I would love for this game to get a sequel. Could even have a four player option where you play as Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, and Pauline.

[@mslabo102s2]

Oh yeah, I could use a game featuring Rosa.

[@waterlemonandfriends]

A game with all 4 Mario heroines as the main characters?? Now that’s a game I’d pay full price for

[@mavi3348]

Would be cool to see a sequel to this game, though I can't really see the emotion thing work with a character like rosalina, she seems too calm.

[@nonyplayz1]

@@mavi3348 maybe each person is 1 emotion?

[@reyna1919]

This had always been one of my favorite childhood games. Minigames and all included with it

[@xmp5460]

ironic how alpha would play this game from 2005 less than a month before the successor is announced

[@h0m3st4r]

Peach: “Whose idea was this?!” 😡 Daisy: “Whose idea was this?!” 😆 Rosalina: “…whose idea was this…?” 😕

[@GBlockbreaker]

Glorg the eater of worlds: "Whose idea was this?!" 🌅

[@snomcultist189]

Gorg the destroyer: Whose idea was this 👑

[@RukoHanaji]

If anything, Peach was in total control of her emotions (via you the player), meanwhile the enemies are stuck with one emotion and are running around wily-nily.

[@ShadowFireOnYoutube]

Despite the constant references to the lost woods for pure guessing, the lost woods puzzle actually involves the music. It gets quiet when you are near a wrong path, but loud when there is the correct path near you.

[@Klng_Harry]

Was gonna make a joke about woman's emotions being the most powerful tool, but this honestly was a way better game then one would've originally suspected. Good looking style and wtf ending

[@sirloinsteak7206]

This game was my childhood. Never realised the innuendos until now but will forever be a core memory of a story

[@barrylovestoast4592]

This was one of my favorite games as a kid and seeing Alpharad cheese it through the entire game using the powers makes me die a little inside because I'd always do it the way intended and never beat it lol

[@ladyholiday3863]

I loved this game as a kid! I was wondering “It’d be cool if peach was the hero” and here this game was!

[@Flying-Skitty]

That ending is the Mario equivalent of the final scene from the Teen Titans Go movie that has kids ask their parents where babies come from

[@WEC748]

0:53 what kinda parasol are you, a yellow parasol? Perry the yellow parasol? PERRY THE PARASOL

[@LezbeOswald]

this game has gotten a lot of love recently and 8-year-old me (and 25-year-old me) feels incredibly validated. i can only hope that the explosion of this game in online circles helps to persuade Nintendo to make a remake or sequel but i doubt it :( it really deserves it though. fun fact: this is the ONLY Mario spin-off title to NOT receive a sequel. also i know the whole joke is "haha woman fight with uncontrolled emotions" but the whole point of the game is that she is the only one who _can_ control her emotions and none of the enemies can. like i get it, i get how the initial premise of the game comes off, but as i diehard fan of this game for 15+ years, i can confidently say it's not misogynistic. EDIT: speedrunners of this game have actually figured out a way to reach the final boss without 100%-ing it.

[@LoraLoibu]

I'm assuming with some kind of wrong-warp type glitch

[@chillin5703]

I don't think this makes the game non misogynistic. No game ab a male lead by Nintendo would b ab emotions.

[@Marshadow731]

The "LOST WOODS" parts of the video were just peak comedy to be honest

[@theawsomecheese9714]

0:49 “A sentient Parasol?” *Perry puts on their fedora* *gasp* “PERRY THE SENTIENT PARASOL!?”

[@notsoalex]

The art style of this game is so cute, and I love the mix of enemies and powers- almost makes me forget about the vibrator cutscene

[@KomaDose_]

11:12 I was NOT expecting that damning scream out of nowhere lol

[@StarmanSolar]

I remember running around in the level desperately trying to find all the puzzle pecies and music notes, never found all of them sadly- This game was funny and fun in its own wacky way. Seeing you play this is a surreal experience that I find hilarious. A ds game series you should really look into is "Drawn to Life" and "Drawn to life the Next Chapter." I will warn you the second made me cry. The second game was a huge game in my childhood. This one was up there too!

[@pengabob]

I can guarantee that some kid played this game, found their mothers Hitachi Wand, then ran around the house pretending to be Princess Peach with the Vibe Scepter.

[@mundabra]

9:05 I'm always impressed by how easily you notice the music. you should do a video on video game music, im sure youd have a really interesting perspective on it

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

“PERSONA FIVE and the rest”

[@celest_iah]

here after the nintendo direct talking about a new peach game

[@CamKoudo]

Jacob's ability too turn his random jokes into reality is truly something else xD

[@captain_lynn2179]

As someone who watched this live and saw everything happen, your editing and commentary really made me laugh. Being able to entertain someone who already knows what happens is the true mark of an entertainer. Awesome job!

[@adrienstarfaer]

10:13 Thanks to this, I dug up that old memory that I share with my big sister

[@Ultra_64]

This is like if Cooking Mama was a platformer. Seriously some aspects of the art styles look shockingly similar

[@murderman7265]

I could imagine Peach being the star of her own version of that game called "Cooking Peachy" where she makes food for Mario and the others

[@CJkittycat]

This was my first nintendo game that I completed by myself as a kid. So many memories and such a great soundtrack. Thanks for bringing this awesome game back to the spotlight Alpharad!

[@neutralspecial1413]

3:55 Yeah...about that...

[@Kirbysansandbootlegsansshow]

Who knows the un name peach game is probably the sequel to super princess peach who knows

[@havuuch119]

​@@Kirbysansandbootlegsansshowit 70% is

[@SwapnoteSD]

aged like milk ngl

[@UltraIceMan275]

Hehe I think it's already released (this is as far as I know)

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

​@@Kirbysansandbootlegsansshownope :D we got Goku Peach

[@cosmically4286]

I still vividly remember the rage, sadness and betrayal I felt after my cousin accidentally deleted my save file when I only had ONE (1!!!) level left. Hours and hours of hard work for 6 yo me GONE. Hopes of playing trough it all again seeming inconceivable to my little brain. I’ve never been the same since. The word is a cold and harsh place.

[@emdivine]

your Catra pfp only enhances this comment

[@taurus7395]

To be fair, this also shows peach has perfect control over her emotions

[@onememeyboi7149]

So they're actually making a sequel, or so it seems Eat your heart out, Ken Penders

[@randoreaper1418]

17:37 ayo😂 in a Nintendo game…..🤨📸

[@V0IDWARE]

Well not the first time, they did that with mario rpgs "Toadstools ???" Or XXX

[@keode]

10:55 "If you can't handle the heat, get out the kitchen" Not the direction I expected a kitchen joke to go but that's probably for the better

[@SpiritOfLenin]

i watched a part of this video just before nintendo announced a new princess peach game. fate.

[@dippin4dots]

Fun Fact: Link was made to be androgynous to make both boys and girls to relate. The unexpected side affect was Link became a Bisexuals dream twink years later.

[@thischannelisforcommenting5680]

Fun fact: when you combined kat and ana you get Link!

[@Slashser]

No he's not, it was only considered during TP's development but in the end he was made a boy like he's always been.

[@TheArtDump]

​@@Slashser you don't know what androgynous means do you?

[@Slashser]

@@TheArtDump If you think Link is androgynous you're the one that has no idea what it means.

[@mrjtfang2]

@@Slashser Androgyny isn't a gender in itself, my man.

[@LoveACommie]

4:52 And just like that... Alpharad protected the Mushroom Kingdom from COVID-19

[@lunartimberwolf]

Peach in the games: the damsel in distress Peach in this game: uses her emotions to fight Peach in the Mario movie: a bad ass

[@DylanofScreenTime]

I love how for the entire video, whenever Alpharad goes into a new world, there's some interesting new mechanic, immediately followed by something fucking terrible.

[@emzdawg671]

When I was like 8, my dad came back from work with this game as a gift for me and I loved it so much, it always will hold a special place in my heart :')

[@gabekempfert5421]

Crazy that this dropped a month before nintendo announces a new peach game 😲

[@8_Maddie_8]

17:05 Damn peach, that's his brother😨

[@avery4698]

17:22, The infamous joke