Torturing YouTubers in Mario Maker for Fun :)

[@zukrad634]

This is like if the hare was losing, so it shot the tortoise right as it was about to pass the finish line

[@J.Blazer]

Yeah, that sounds like a moral to me.

[@4546Bean]

And nobody noticed and thought that the tortoise just tripped like an idiot

[@somedude4832]

The hare was only losing because it got bored and ran the whole thing again plus extra and then picked up the tortoise and carried it a few steps away from the finish line

[@Boesenberry]

This is a 1:1 recreation of the tortoise and the hare.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

DougDoug going "fuck it" and playing random other levels to even the gap is such a DougDoug thing to do, lol

[@sythrus]

I mean, he is good at 2d platformers after all

[@Kero-zc5tc]

I saw this comment immediately thank you for informing me ougdoug is in this

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Oh…

[@Ttoillrigg]

W dougdoug quote

[@lssjgaming1599]

RIGGED

[@tyler-df3wy]

Doug screwing his lead just to try and prove he’s good at 2d platforming is the most on brand Doug thing I’ve ever seen

[@Ttoillrigg]

Potato

[@Destenylight3]

The 2D platforming propaganda is working🔥🔥

[@SinisteaSado]

Rigged

[@jasonfakename4851]

I mean, he did it. Who’s the loser here?

[@tyler-df3wy]

@ tbf winning anyway by screwing over Ludwig is a very Doug move too A Diablo the Cheater move if you will

[@Kiteminu]

8:32 Alpha didn't point it out but it was around this point in the stream where they realized Pointcrow didn't know there was a run button

[@overqwilgaming6614]

Real Walkies og in 2024

[@SugarSpice07]

That... you know, that makes a lot of sense.

[@kindklan8020]

he forgot again... nrg gaming...

[@anthonybowman3423]

@@overqwilgaming6614 Shoutouts to Simpleflips.

[@ShadowL8er]

I’ve never understood how he can be a pretty good BotW speedrunner and not know that there is a run button.

[@MegAmi24]

The funniest part about the ending is that none of the commentators realized it was Doug who closed out of Ludwig's game, they all thought Ludwig was being stupid and closed it himself Diablo the Cheater strikes again

[@SammyPoops]

No, they knew, when they said "how the hell did he do that" they were referring to dough

[@yoshimario40]

I wanna know how the commentators reacted when they found out doug cheated.

[@rowboat10]

@@SammyPoops I dunno about that tbh

[@Pikaton659]

When I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet:

[@butter_0021]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about the crimes committed here.

[@tristanhackman9791]

tbf, Ludwig somehow beating the troll level faster than Doug could was because Doug played it for him

[@Ashtarte3D]

Yeah I was going to say, "didn't they swap controllers for that one?"

[@Ttoillrigg]

lol

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Damn, that would've been a great part to include in the video. I guess taking Lud's controller at the end was actually kind of even lol

[@pandy3848]

Actually really weird to not include that part if I'm being honest.

[@wiimote7305]

9:14 this joke makes NO sense to anyone who hasn't seen the actual stream. Kinda perfect for a troll level, ngl.

[@somedude4832]

Who can say for sure how it happened

[@ITS_MysteR]

If you’re wondering, Lud and Doug switched controllers and Doug was the one who beat the level for lud.

[@midnight_cravings]

9:13 I remember Ludwig and Doug switched controllers here, Lud offered to help Doug "Lab" his final bowser level while Doug helps Lud beat the troll level

[@justarandomredhead48]

So wait, Doug not only went off and played all optional levels, he also played someone else's kaizo level, then restarted the whole thing, lapped everyone and then at the end basically shot Ludwig in the foot... Yeah no that tracks actually.

[@Squeakypupper]

It's more like he shot Ludwig in the heart rather than the foot. It was savage!

[@doot_2198]

​@@Squeakypupper and then framed it as a suicide accidentally somehow

[@laurens2283]

He also beat one of Ludwig’s levels for him

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

Doug is good at 2d platformers

[@freezerburn7]

​@@laurens2283 I actually forgot about that and I watched the vod

[@maromania7]

Getting to the end, playing other levels, getting there AGAIN, playing the competition's game so he could catch up, then fumbling is indeed a problem nobody has! But thankfully Diablo the Cheater is great at solving those.

[@randomperson8375]

can't believe Doug got Diablo the Cheater to play for him. We all know the real DougDoug is bad at 2D platformers

[@jstar3382]

Man, i hope no one diablo the cheaters the entire thing

[@WhyWert]

I'm a god. I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I've cheated thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me. And today, this motherfucker is named after me. I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those che.

[@thevictorhaha]

wow! ludwig sure is skilled being able to beat the troll level that fast all on his own!! very impressive!

[@Sonicstriforce]

This is the Moral of the story: *DougDoug can win, AND send a message.* *That message being "don't challenge me or I'll lap and humiliate you on a Charity Stream in front of thousands" ^^*

[@PinocchioArts]

Tbf, I thought Doug was doing all of that to Ludwig because of his rivalry with him

[@BazztheBazz]

He doesn't call himself Diablo the Cheater on LinkedIn for nothing.

[@Lazer_Specter]

Doug singlehandedly made this from a one sided sweep to an incredibly entertaining, down to the wire race. So the moral is that overconfidence makes good content and Doug finally proved that he might be good at 2D platformers.

[@homerman76]

DougDoug proving that he keeps chat around to keep his power in check xD

[@FakeFailsafe]

This is the original comment, so I wanna boost this hopefully past the bot. Also, based and real take

[@randomperson8375]

nah that was Diablo the Cheater, not DougDoug. We all know Doug is bad at 2D platformers, but Diablo the Cheater is a master of all games on account of how he Diablo the Cheaters all over the place.

[@Zeracan]

DougDoug with the full arm sprawl looks ready to *breaks skateboard*

[@CenturyBlade]

"Shoulda gotten a skateboard that could handle the DougDoug style! Later [REDACTED]!"

[@TiffanyBenson-q8y]

Hold on, Doug played a kaizo level that was made by someone else in addition to all of the optional levels. In the end, he effectively shot Ludwig in the foot after replaying the entire scene and lapping everyone. That does track, indeed.

[@CrezetheousV]

Loved seeing this segment live!!!!! OP Cheater Doug Doug is my spirit animal

[@spap6407]

Diablo the cheater

[@CrezetheousV]

​@@spap6407 peak

[@bludrgn10]

The moral of this story? It's a classic one! Don't count your chickens before they hatch! Don't celebrate a victory before it is yours.

[@SMPandanic]

or give Doug Doug your controller with the home menu button

[@RobbieAudet]

tried to comment wholesome before a funny joke but i failed. moral of the story? i dont understand basic syntax and grammar comprehension if this is a story

[@RepOfAntarctica]

Don't drop the football before it breaks the plane, so to speak.

[@JAD_7777]

Ultra common DougDoug W for winning with absolutely no cheating whatsoever

[@HealthGage0336]

Well yeah that wasn't up for debate

[@dreamwalking]

In an attempt to make this a gripping narrative, Alpharad underplays just how dominant DougDoug was. To sum up: He was the first to make the shell jump, completely outpaced everyone else and reached the penultimate level, went back and did the optional levels he skipped, did... I forget how many random Super Expert Levels, then started all the way over from the beginning and lapped everyone, switching controllers with Ludwig along the way and beating the troll level for him. This was the single most deserved win I have ever seen.

[@lucyarisato6850]

Finally, I get to see it from this end.

[@scattscoot1013]

the amount of respect I have for Doug is extraordinary, he had like 3 opportunities to take the W and he just didn’t lol

[@teedeegremlin]

even funnier is how he still took it by quitting out of ludwig's game

[@RyanBombard-f3n]

The line "Earning a completely unearned win that he shouldn't have lost at all" is a wild statement (but totally on brand for alpha)

[@thecreatoroflaziness]

Lost at all

[@RyanBombard-f3n]

@@thecreatoroflaziness Fixed!

[@danielslack9114]

And Doug.

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

5:53 "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer" DD REFERENCE LET'S GOOOO!

[@jknokaychallenger685]

Hearing Alphas voice is like hearing the devil on my shoulder giving me the most devious info

[@FakeTrueName]

DougDoug really went all out there, he literally beat the game twice

[@ToastComix]

I was rooting for Doug, contemplated and remembered why I rooted for him. Inspirational..

[@minecraftmatthew1393]

11:04 Disney making Wish.

[@idavid8391]

They call him generational, because he torments lives of all ages.

[@Axtrocity]

Doug and Jacob being evil is just classic

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

"Doug was by far the most skilled player" He's gonna clip and frame that.

[@gamecavalier3230]

To this day, I'm still suprised that Doug Doug turned out to actually, infact, be good at 2D platformers.

[@1GladysMm00-x8i]

So hold on, Doug not only played every optional level but also a kaizo level that someone else had created. He then replayed the entire thing, lapped everyone, and, in the end, essentially shot Ludwig in the foot. Yes, that does indeed track.

[@Orio435]

*i know what you did* *this comment is not truly yours, is it?*

[@januszato7866]

They don't call him "Diablo the Cheater" for nothing.

[@KlementtM]

2:54 Jacob trying to justify his favorite anything

[@IdontIanKnow]

Fun fact: Doug had bet that if he didn’t win, he would have to change his channel to bad at 2d platformers

[@teedeegremlin]

fortunately for him, he did win in a completely legal manner!

[@PrincessFelicie]

DougDoug is INCREDIBLE at 2D platformers!! r/WeLoveDougDoug will hear about this

[@jayswrld4926]

I have seen multiple clips and separate videos about this Mario world before the actual video itself

[@LordFood7]

Hearing the thoughts behind the level making after fully seeing the pain from the LIVE channel makes me realize that this event couldve been like 4x longer and resulted in 3 less friends

[@Carlhero-ce2xq]

Ludwig, pointcrow and void got absolutely decimated by Douglas Douglas

[@bubba8701]

You may have made Lud some levels, but did you make the masterpiece known as "minecraft:the way home"? Thought not

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

0:24 "I spent a good amount of time limit-testing other friends around the expected skill level, and then decided to make some parts easier and even scrapped some levels entirely" This is an amazing subtle brag

[@arealfakeidentity3355]

LilKirbs should have come into Fast50, definitely would have made it more fair

[@yololinsken3045]

Im pretty sure he was there... but by answering I somehow feel like I missed a joke.

[@Platitudinous9000]

wow, I'm sure Douglas Douglas will play fair for this entire event :)

[@Platitudinous9000]

ok i left this comment before watching the actual video because i saw the dougdoug clip about how he did the home menu bit, but i didn't believe him when he said he lapped everyone else, what do you mean he wasn't lying

[@grfrjiglstan]

This video has the energy of a supervillain watching the hero's attacks bounce harmlessly off his chest and saying "I expected better from you."

[@chocogr2024]

Douglas Wreden is really good at 2D platformers.

[@timdavis6567]

This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen live. The last ten minutes of the race were peak comedy. Dougdoug truly is good at 2d platformers. Also the moment where alpha met poo for the first time in person was extremely heartwarming.

[@trustindean5164]

The moral of the story is that the Tortoise and the Hare is a true story but would end by the Tortoise popping off before actually finishing crossing the line and getting shot by the Hare before he could

[@edgarcastaneda2207]

10:28 OMG,I CANT,THIS IS SO PETTY,I LOVE IT

[@woahitsfranco5286]

The moral is “Keep on gaming but never become arrogant”

[@_ScienceBoy]

that shell jump clip seems familiar

[@gabecalise120]

Wow, that guy sure is good at 2D Platformers

[@pugz3230]

The moral of the story it to always do it for the bit

[@MypalMrBuddy]

DougDoug used that irl-cheat code

[@nrs6485]

5 months ago on fast 50 , 2 months ago on alpharad live , now on main channel. Either way I'm gonna watch it . Even if he makes me watch paint dry , imma watch it .

[@blazarre7251]

lol, dougdoug common w

[@EnderSam_]

dougdoug is bad at 2d platformers so it's no surprise that he came in last place in this little race here

[@probsf-bn8fw]

Jacob is the type of Jacob to Jacob. just a thought

[@dabgodsmt3358]

so real

[@Zeracan]

"James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron."

[@johnrox3554]

The moral of the story is Doug Doug is good at 2D platformers

[@Ttoillrigg]

As a child I yarned for the mines

[@i_have_your_soul]

the moral of the story is the rabbit always beats the 3 tortoises

[@jasonfakename4851]

DougDoug finally proves he’s good at 2D platformers

[@Benno_427]

Dougdoug's performance here was phenomenal

[@woopi8003]

both in a gameplay sense and a theatrical sense

[@EvanIshee]

babe wake up New Alpharad video

[@nicolasscarfo1721]

it isnt new though this stream happened months ago xd

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

DougDoug after beating the whole thing twice, a Kaizo level, all optional levels, and the troll level for Lud: 😐

[@smart_gamer2655]

I thought the video was already posted

[@Emanig.sumtin]

I knew it dougdoug is good at 2d platformers

[@goibniu1911]

Moral of the story? “Doug” is “good” at 2d platformers

[@tonyjerm1707]

Moral of the story: Doug is good at 2D platformers

[@aaa-oc8pf]

today we figured out that dougdoug is actually really good at 2d platformers *(context: there is a recurring joke in the dougdoug community that he's bad at 2d platformers)* dougdoug beat the world, before half of the people got to level 3, then proceeded to complete all of the optional levels, then play some random person's very hard kaizo level, then restart all of his progress, and fuck over ludwig. incredibly dougdoug

[@RogerMollet]

I am convinced that point row has never played an expert level.

[@vanessahenley9331]

This is the third different edit of this race I’ve watched and yknow- worth every second this is peakkk

[@xtremecatcat]

Somehow good ending felt like a bad ending

[@Megapig9001]

I swear DougDoug just takes over anything he’s in

[@aldogonzalez6882]

I love the darkest dungeon reference “overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer” 5:52

[@SumiYokai]

DougDoug is good at 2D platformers.

[@manis77]

Honestly the fact that DougDoug did them all, went back and did MORE, then started over AGAIN proves he's not bad at 2D platformers.

[@ntwrklv]

i was just rewatching the vod for this yesterday! now i get to watch again :D

[@alexis_vulquinnXIX]

The moral? Don't do what DougDoug did and don't be Ludwig

[@Omphalite]

The moral of the story is invite DougDoug to your event, he always finds a way to make them several times more hilarious.

[@King_Hehehe]

This is like if the hare woke up and just pulled a gun on the tortoise at the last minute. What's the moral of the story? I have no idea, but I think I like this version of the story better.

[@pohmot9933]

Ok who the hell went "XD, omega laugh i cant" at 5:15

[@cornblaster7003]

coney

[@xbox360iswin]

@@cornblaster7003I guess that tracks.

[@SwansingerLJG]

Imagine intentionally throwing to make the competition closer, only to then blatantly, openly cheat to win at the end. What a legend.

[@nickbrick20]

I feel like a moral should be in this story

[@TDTProductions]

I refuse to believe that’s Doug playing. Clearly that’s 3 Jermas in a trench coat

[@nessie6899]

As a wise man once said, “Grinding is cringe and cheating is based”

[@ryanblount2210]

This entire event is just Doug flexing on everyone in the most DougDoug way possible

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Ludwig's Inflation Castle could have been a much different world with the simple addition of the word "self".

[@threebeanmaraca]

doug being the plot twist villain at the end was entirely unexpected ngl

[@Xylaite]

The xenoblade music while Ludwig fails clearing the finale level is simply perfection

[@FunnyDragonBBQ]

love Quick Time Event, always nice to see a new troll, even if its brief :)

[@luvcure]

Moral of the story: don’t go against DougDoug

[@FembotFoxxy]

Douglas closing his game was the absolute funniest thing, my head hurts now

[@blujay6703]

The moral of the story, from both Lud and Doug's perspective, is never celebrate too early LMAO

[@ShieldStop]

Crazy how alpha and spiff finished their fast50 videos the EXACT same day

[@LukeGeese-bb5ed]

Doug winning by powering off Ludwig’s game is definitely a Doug move

[@greedyProphet]

This is like the 5th time I'm watching this Fast50 segment, but I enjoy it every time.

[@nialvessal]

Void using Toadette is so based of him, love him for it

[@SmellyFerret146]

Can't believe you only posted this just now.