So we softlocked Mario Party...

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#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode13

[@MegAmi24]

I just watched three guys invite their friend to their podcast for the sole purpose of bullying him for an hour and fifteen minutes, what a great channel

[@j_0anna]

it's because he's got hair and he's on the bald podcast. it's illegal to NOT bully people with hair on the bald podcast.

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

Ikr

[@justinmacd4149]

I’m 90% sure that Kidd wouldn’t consider Jo or Altrivre friends

[@TheOriginalItsCake]

@@justinmacd4149 XD

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@pwojo9776]

Broke: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing Woke: Waluigi getting absolutely shat-on and dragged through the mud despite doing everything in their power

[@guynamedrick4419]

Saddest and most accurate shit ever seen

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@zilba4405]

And that is actually extremely in character for Waluigi to be trying his hardest to do literally anything and get dunked on by everybody !

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The best part is that both happened

[@Richyrion]

@@alineletourmy9940 L

[@danplaysguitar6706]

The mics peaking every time a 10 is rolled gets me each time

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@Unexplained65]

The eventful bonus peaked the mic so mf hard

[@hjaylee6583]

@@ItsRlyMe THIS GOT ME-

[@jaxryz_380]

@@hjaylee6583 that's a hit

[@noahwilson1410]

I was confused why a 10 was relevant, Then I saw the board they were playing on

[@Platitudinous9000]

it's so fucking funny how altrive is still playing luigi even though there's no reason he couldn't pick donkey kong now

[@ASAPaarxn]

Loogee

[@blackhole1835]

It's about princable

[@RandomUser11170]

Luigi

[@madmoblin]

Donkey Kong is off limit to mortals, only computors

[@toast4248]

If one Donkey Kong gets salmonella, all of them do

[@PerfectDarkly]

I'm glad these guys' guests have fun with the bits, but if I came to play Mario Party with my friends and they immediately did to me what they did to Kidd for 75 straight minutes here, I would never come back to play with them again lmao Everybody but him getting the Happening Star is a massive hit though

[@suavepilled7647]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@KingVegeta300]

Same, here. Hopefully they'll have him back and play a real game

[@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox]

@@KingVegeta300 they don't do that here

[@elis.4922]

This is literally hype tho. I would personally just respect my friends' skill and talent

[@jackalscry8173]

I have read this and know that this will be a good video.

[@toast4248]

I know what CaptainKidd’s voice sounds like but, just hearing the voice of a fourth person in the room made me think today was gonna be Josh’s grand premiere

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@matsvl5859]

@@alineletourmy9940 that’s a miss

[@off_man3059]

@@alineletourmy9940 that’s a miss

[@Wolfbok]

that's a miss

[@flintbeetle4276]

@@alineletourmy9940 That's a miss

[@HyperNook]

I like how this is the POLAR opposite of the exact episode before this, where they gave Daisy all of their coins. Now it's just them curbstomping Captain Kidd into the dirt and robbing him too. Even Bowser robbed him.

[@CaptainKiddYT]

I love my friends and I love Mario Party! :)

[@RandomUser11170]

One of those is true. You decide :)

[@goatmonarch]

🆘

[@davidhollowelljr949]

I'm enraged on your behalf. Waluigi deserves better.

[@ItsRlyMe]

I believed the psychologists when they said it wasn't real and was simply people applying empathy to desperate people, but this comment has proven to me that stockholm syndrome is real and all those egg heads are wrong.

[@shoeshiner9314]

If I had a nickel for every time I've watched Kidd suffer on spaceland in mario party, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[@gangjittleyang]

The fact that Master DK still has salmonella scares me as he once had salmonella and fixed himself in 2 minutes

[@livi_bwop]

yeah i’m worried about him 😓

[@Turkey_GamingREAL]

nice pfp

[@null7493]

The salmonella is actually a cover up and dk used the opportunity to do a timeskip

[@evana6955]

He might need to be put down

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I... MAN coning Back to this channel after like a month is weird

[@ShycoWar]

If Kidd ever goes on record unironically calling Space Land his favorite board after this, I'm calling Stockholm Syndrome on that one.

[@munchratt]

Literally nothing could prepare me for that happening space bonus star

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@philipworkman6140]

@@alineletourmy9940 that’s a miss

[@macmonkeyhat]

If only they had Walugi on the Horror land board. They could have seen him hit it 😢

[@anidiot6446]

He do be hittin' that smooth creminal 👀

[@youreaverageguy3123]

Hee hee

[@tomascarrasco371]

Yoshi is currently taking it

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Waluigi can canonically dance

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@EnderalRocks]

Life is like a bag of popcorn, Everyone pops eventually, Waluigi just hasn't had his time to pop off, stay grinding king

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@cairoraiser9338]

Waluigi is the unpopped and burnt kernel at the bottom of the bag

[@Zoroark_Master]

Jacob played them all with "let’s constantly get event spaces" and "steal from waluigi" to manipulate the game for an easy win. What a sneaky bastard.

[@FerdinandvonAegir]

This was unironically the best game of Mario Party I've ever seen, and they didn't even get to play Mario Party.

[@marc0s158]

Like number 69+1

[@FerdinandvonAegir]

@@marc0s158 That's a hit.

[@alannava8489]

52:06 I'm just here to say, this bit had at least 10 episodes of build up. I love this channel.

[@cleoknight4788]

My immediate thought upon seeing Among Us VR was “oh, Alpharad Deluxe are gonna buy a VR headset for this, aren’t they.”

[@ONLY_RR7]

Bold of you to assume they don’t already have one from vr chat

[@cleoknight4788]

@@ONLY_RR7 From my phone notification I just saw “bold of you to assume…” and I would have responded with “true,” but after seeing your full message I must say “true, and that’s the only reason they would ever need one.”

[@squiddler7731]

If you're in Kidd's position here, I feel like the optimal play once you escape is to just loop around that tiny circle in the middle to keep activating the coin laser in hopes of sniping everyone else.

[@Tojux_]

It’s alright, Waluigi has a sigma grindset, he’ll bounce back

[@theheckler399]

hate how fitting that is

[@spencerunknown4428]

Mario gets peach Luigi gets daisy Wario gets paid But what does Waluigi get?

[@swiss5004]

@@spencerunknown4428 his own parody of hallelujah

[@zachariahm.kemper7406]

@@spencerunknown4428 he gets to sigma

[@jmo_real]

No he won’t

[@risingtoastcheesecake4730]

Regarding the Bowser Jr. Rule: I think in the waterbarrel jumping game, completely overshooting it and flying past all barrels should count as you getting Bowser Jr., especially since you land right next to him

[@PointsofData]

Yeah it's hard enough landing on spaces with Bowser Jr in them, no need to narrow it down to ones you can actually "win" BJ on what an unfortunate sentence

[@merchantziro4285]

@@PointsofData That's a hit

[@Lor_Lor]

@@PointsofData Hit!

[@MegaLolligagger]

i love how this series is just bringing on guests to relentlessly bully

[@ogeid772]

You guys NEED to play that board with the boos again, and have Waluigi do the dance thing, Waluigi goes CRAZY

[@Traxiconn]

the triple event space stars was the absolute highlight of the series

[@davidhollowelljr949]

Man holy shit I subb'd because Captain Kidd was too good a sport after that literal torture

[@EyeOfArgus]

Seriously mad respect to him

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@davidhollowelljr949]

@@alineletourmy9940 Absolute L, super cringe.

[@Sneavile]

The three-way tie for the happening star really is the cherry on top

[@kr1sistired161]

you can skip at any point in the video and it still feels like you're watching from the beginning

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@diabutis]

48:19 Dash's monotone "Grab it" gets me every time

[@kingr0b3rt05]

seeing the trio all get the happening star is probably the best moment i've seen in this game lmfao

[@nyanyapostsstuff3044]

Peach gets paid Rosalina gets paid Luigi gets paid And what does Waluigi get? Laid.

[@jamesvangoethem5738]

is this implying that waluigi is paying all of them for….nevermind…

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@jamesvangoethem5738 yes

[@jamesvangoethem5738]

@@porguinturtle3854 oh god

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Get paid get laid gatorade

[@davidhollowelljr949]

Waluigi is an absolute snatch magnet

[@thebrosdogames7893]

It makes sense that waluigi is the poor representative. Mario's wealth Is determined by the player but is usually adequate. Luigi owns his own mansion. And Wario... well he's know for his greed. Finally there is Waluigi, he has recieved no revenue for staring in any games since he does not star in any game. Therefor it makes sense that Waluigi is the poor one.

[@thebrosdogames7893]

Edit: waluigi is definitely the star of every game he appears in, unfortunately the developers do not see it that way.

[@the4bestgame]

Bowser, Peach and Daisy all run kingdoms, Donkey kong and Yoshi are animals that don't need to fall within capitalism, and rosalina is a space goddess.

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@the4bestgame what about Birdo?

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@the4bestgame based

[@LootGoblinPenny]

That triple event space star was like dragging Waluigi's corpse through the Bolivian salt flats.

[@patch5384]

9:41 why does the synchronized“yoooo” sounds like a legitimate harmony

[@ItsRlyMe]

Art

[@Korrui]

their collective "yooooo"s is one of my favorite parts of the channel

[@solidzack]

And then there's the buildup to the biggest "YOOOOOO!" at 1:11:45

[@lizzzylavender]

Nah 22:45 is where they actually harmonize

[@nickamars]

Just got back from the next mario part video,your comment got recognized! ( the most recent one as of typing this )

[@mr.nolife371]

I'm sorry but I popped off at 1:11:45, the way they slowly escalated with each star was amazing

[@reese60678]

I love the contrast between the last 2 episodes Daisy was rich, Waluigi is poor

[@superbones5000]

We live in a society

[@deshopeyotube]

i just finished the last mario party episode as this dropped, im so happy

[@Somniphbia]

@Boluga That’s a miss

[@noyou8214]

That's a hit

[@noyou8214]

@@alineletourmy9940 That's a miss

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@dingochungis6814]

i laughed so fucking hard to the point i cried a bit when i saw that the eventful bonus star was given to EVERYONE bullying Kidd i love alpharad deluxe

[@Gingerbreadley]

Rosalina being so tall you can’t see her soccer kick is great.

[@Satherian]

The best part of this video is the consistency - Just about every turn involves stealing coins from Kidd, landing on the Snifit space, and then a minigame. Turn 4 or turn 10 - they're all the same

[@caseyp5861]

Waluigi is no Daisy. What were we expecting from this Smash reject?

[@Phelsuma-laticauda]

So glad Fred, Shaggy and Scoob made it to the video recording. Ngl I’m surprised Velma made it too though. Hit either way.

[@Phelsuma-laticauda]

Now we just need El- I mean Daphne

[@webs2099]

Holy fucking shit its Pidgey that's awesome

[@Phelsuma-laticauda]

@@webs2099 The one and only

[@ariajacobs5719]

@@Phelsuma-laticauda how did you get internet?

[@Phelsuma-laticauda]

@@ariajacobs5719 Someone dropped their WiFi password in their yard so I stole it. They can’t trace it due to the sponsor of today’s video, Nord VPN.

[@Skeptix1]

13:38 Dash is a fucking genius

[@coolmanoscar2030]

Let’s hope Waluigi stays that way, it’s safer for all of us

[@thegrimminal9461]

"Hold on, I'm ratioing Braden, this shits ridiculous."

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@LezbeOswald]

i know it's a staple to have Discord sound effects go off in Alpharad Deluxe videos (whether on accident or intentionally) and i fall for it everytime god damn

[@Endet_]

im feeling secondhand anger for this waluigi

[@ItsRlyMe]

Toward you mean?

[@Endet_]

@@ItsRlyMe No.

[@13Lotus11]

1:11:40 just felt like adding salt to the injury, it was amazing

[@jstar3382]

I think the triple happening at the end is absolutely iconic and I will come back to see it

[@jstar3382]

Alright I'm back to watch it again

[@jstar3382]

back again boys

[@kaiyencastus]

I love at 1:11:43 they just kept going up to various volumes of "YO!!"

[@hclink7315]

They were so obsessed with the path, they forgot the true treasure along the way… skeleton key our beloved

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@sans2351]

2 minutes into this game and the title told me all I needed to know about how this game was gonna go

[@AvaTheJellyfish]

Yall's mario party series is the best on youtube, I watch all of them religiously. Best part of the day!

[@ScootaNinja]

This whole channel is just “bully someone this episode”. I feel like doing this with real friends would be incredibly draining.

[@derekkim593]

And people thought it was toxic when Josh(Ellie’s brother) bullied a bunch of strangers on anthers ladder

[@PeeperSnail]

This episode was funny but it was also incredibly uncomfortable. Either they planned it out or Kidd has the patience of a saint.

[@TheCosmicUprise]

@@PeeperSnail He understands its for the content

[@CleoKachow]

The drama between Jo and Jacob was pretty intense, I’m immensely thankful they managed to push through, and Alpharad Deluxe can continue 🙏

[@nnnateeee]

the fact that the Koopa Bank doesn’t say “thank you for your Koopa-ration” instead of cooperation makes me irrationally angry

[@mr.tapman8685]

Mr. Alpharad, Mr. Deluxe, Mr. Pikmin 4 are joined today by Mr. Captain Kidd! He is our most recent guest since Mr. Rickles was on the show! This is going to be a good video!!!

[@kikiretzorg1467]

21:29 The most powerful thing about being a vegan is that you’re completely immune to the Chik-Fil-A lure

[@nakedstatue8517]

I'm also safe. Not bc I am vegan, but bc I am European.

[@Skipontop]

Alternate title: we tried not to make fun of josh for an hour

[@CrazyGoat8]

Jo: “Our goal is to give you carpal tunnel” Too soon

[@usernotfound1191]

I'm not sure whether to expect a YOoOoOOo anymore at the start

[@papertiger4525]

I totally agree that you should be able to stack items in every single way. I wanna see the sextuple custom dice

[@meneslayus]

34:27 I WAS BORN ON A HORSE is one of the most underrated bits on this channel

[@Wesyan1999]

Jacob be like "yeah, I'm not doing very well in this minigame" *wins*

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@isaowilcox1020]

I love that Kidd immediately looked for the button to spam the Hit sticker

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@ucheehQ]

The Bonus Stars reveal was phenomenal, peak Alpharad Deluxe content.

[@waynemidnight7454]

Tbh, they were just jealous of Waluigi's Dance moves on Horror Land.

[@Celestiallide]

When.. When the.. When Waluigi is... When Waluigi is poor, red flag

[@pianistmuffin6882]

At the end of the year you should make a tier list for worst to best "YOOOOO!!!" Intros

[@jblen]

I think this is the most 10s I've ever seen in any Mario party game ever and I couldn't imagine a better way to use those rolls.

[@DerrylHopkins]

Yo!

[@thefoodinator924]

Yo!

[@tobiasgonzalez3089]

Yo!

[@ariajacobs5719]

Yo!

[@QuadLunch]

Yo!

[@jojofan648]

Yo!

[@ShadowCringelord]

This video summarizes everything you need to know about this channel

[@patch5384]

31:32 “christ hates luigi” -jo

[@ItsRlyMe]

A quote for the ages

[@RandomUser11170]

Waluigi may be poor, but at least he's bald, making him a Hit!

[@dotdotdot8987]

you guys should get 4 friends (including dash) and watch them play and see if in a new environment he can win

[@Kuroth_]

Well, I did my part by subbing to Captain Kidd despite having never watched a single video. It would be so funny if 24,999 other people did that too.

[@JoseRamirez-fv9of]

I love how even Toad jumped on the fuck Brayden train with that bonus

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

This video and thumbnail is literally the news... Its like "WALUIGI IS POOR" and as they go into detail you realize that the news team robbed them in broad daylight

[@xYamakaze]

57:27 The Mario Party gods show a smidge of mercy for the disgruntled purple man.

[@trashtrash2169]

The day these videos get stale is the day I die... Immortality is way simpler than most people make it out to be.

[@Emilamlom]

At 0:15, Alpharad was definitely about to say "the bald podcast" instead of "the show".

[@wetsocks42_50]

9:40 the simultaneous "yoooo" is the greatest thing

[@BlazingBoobEnthusiast]

Thats ok. Waluigi can always take a loan from Daisy's massive pool of coins

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@shoeshiner9314]

"Captain Kidd getting bullied in mario party" is a new subgenre in mario party and I love it. Lol sorry kidd

[@amuricuh6143]

I remember when it was called Waluigi is Poor.

[@the_spidr]

The triple star at the end was really funny

[@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel]

I love this new thing you’re doing of changing the video title for algorithm points. I should take notes

[@dhi_holo]

I really feel sorry for Kidd Multiple games of bullying for no true reason or cause, creating awkward levels of content

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

This was a perfect game of Mario Party

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@alineletourmy9940 whatever

[@ItsRlyMe]

@@alineletourmy9940 that's a miss

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@ItsRlyMe true

[@pokemaster2185]

52:13 Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

[@suzushi6456]

welcome to the baldcast

[@Smudgerthetankengine]

52:07 was the hypest clip every

[@splish8869]

kidd talking about wanting to lick the squid game minigame sends me back to the cupheah clip

[@phantomslash4023]

I highly doubt Captain kidd will ever play with them lmao

[@TotallyJackEarl]

This is what they're gonna to do Josh

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

1:11:44 is just beautiful

[@potatogodzilla6492]

Old video title: Waluigi is poor.

[@PKmaki]

Well, I'd say that event star at the end sums up the game perfectly.

[@mudkipfan2585]

Waluigi being poor: That's a hit

[@ahjgbhlahgaohgl]

At 14 minutes it triggered my google assistant with the "ok boo" lol

[@NintendoblivionX]

I would say Kidd doesn't deserve this, but then I remember what he said as Cuphead, and I think maybe he should collab with more KZbinrs and go back to Spaceland again.

[@tvftw1]

Few videos have made me wish for a higher playback speed than 2x more than this one