The most TOXIC speedrun in history

#marioparty #episode24 #maybe
Alpharad Deluxe is...
➤ Jacob (Alpharad)
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
➤ Jo (JoSniffy)
/ @josniffy3664
/ josniffy
/ josniffy
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[@pokemaster2185]

The absolute fear when they thought the Luigi was AFKing against them was amazing.

[@puppypills.]

nice pfp i love mlp

[@bugflowfsl558]

​@@puppypills. me too

[@bugflowfsl558]

​@@puppypills.lol

[@hazyflash9775]

Same, I was also expecting another afk podcast

[@MelloMathTeacher]

One thing to keep in mind for this run: The characters that you see onscreen are not necessarily the same ones your opponents see. One time I recruited a friend for online game applause to reduce the likelihood of ragequits, so I can get the applause achievement faster. On my screen I was Mario, my buddy was Wario, and Yoshi/Luigi were the others (eventually AI). On my buddy's screen, I was Wario, my buddy was Daisy, and the other two were Luigi/Mario. So using character-specific stickers may not have the same effect that you see.

[@cassettemokarosa5108]

that's nuts,,, I wonder why

[@nicolle2126]

@@cassettemokarosa5108 probably to make sure there arent repeat characters on screen? like what if every single person on the match wanted to play as mario, but nintendo doesnt want to have to look for other people that are playing with a different character. That way matchmaking can be faster

[@Jackie_burnp]

That actually kinda makes sense ig

[@Blue_910]

@@nicolle2126 or just have it where everyone picks the character after they join and if someone nabs ur character.. oh well

[@nicolle2126]

@@Blue_910 i guess its just not important for online play with a bunch of strangers. That experience is fine for couch co-op since its already part of the fun, but having your fave character sniped from you online where you cant even react to them doesnt make sense.

[@hippieofthehill]

I let my 5 year old son play my switch, he will play mario party unsupervised and has left it idol before. So the fact that the last episode may have very much been my kid and the trauma it inflicted on jo and Jacob is fucking hilarious to me.

[@wasquash]

no way did you play rosalina 💀💀💀💀

[@hippieofthehill]

I've seen him play with Rosa but I can't confirm lmfao

[@isisisssjsksoxod1851]

couldnt finish reading your comment, too long, too many words for my brain 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@Dodonut_]

@@hippieofthehill the Rosalina in that video was one of the players with the name “Nina Rata”, “The $ TEAM”, or “endless” if one of those is the username for your Nintendo switch then it was your son. Was it lol?

[@Dodonut_]

@@isisisssjsksoxod1851 Gen Z moment

[@R0b0SquidHDMC]

I was actually practicing for my calc exam during the last mario party. Jo is omniscient.

[@connorbiswell113]

@jimbo me too. I was doing it this time too but Jo called me out so I put the Taylor Series away.

[@grapeBoy69]

Did you pass?

[@spiderfooties]

I was doing my physics test

[@rymcclure8056]

I was legit doing multivariable homework

[@MercuryA2000]

that's a hit.

[@mudkipfan2585]

Things haven't been as wholesome ever since Dash left 😔

[@Coco-hq6ns]

Finally someone said it without Dash idk what to do anymore.

[@gloomy_gal]

Frfr. It's so sad and it's gotten toxic

[@dakoriolf]

Definitely was getting a little too wholesome for the OG deluxe fans im glad he’s gone

[@gloomy_gal]

@@dakoriolf no such thing as too wholesome. Honestly disappointed you would ever think that was possible

[@rubyredyoshi]

whyd he leave?

[@Hyblup]

Went from trying an actual speedrun to just bullying Yoshi, and that’s great lol

[@Cheapiebeepie]

I think at 50:08 Alphas instincts take over and he forgets his original objective and starts just playing mario party.

[@Gamemaster13000]

I cannot overstate that there's a good chance that Jess is a literal child. 14 years old at max.

[@josephjoestar953]

Even better

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

no way anyone over 6 plays like that

[@Tonjit41]

M A X

[@ultimateexpander4517]

New tech: Start around 5:00 pm Pacific Time to maximize the odds of another player getting called for dinner. At the very least people might quit because they're starting to get hungry.

[@piculra7441]

Actually, Birdo having one star at the end is a "good" thing. After all...what is more humiliating than losing 6-0 to UR BAD? Losing 6-0 to UR BAD *and* 1-0 to an AI!

[@tgvelvet4985]

I don't have the game myself but I can only imagine the online mode gets more and more intolerable to actually try and play every time one of these videos drops

[@danacarajb]

I was laughing along at the start joke until I realised that I did actually watch the whole last video in a non podcast style

[@cassiopeia._.]

Jo calling that 9 was wildin’ yo

[@Treeko13]

that was actually insane

[@gavin5410]

Not as insane as the nine but it was also insane when he called yoshi's 2 around 58:40 And the 6 from yoshi at 1:10:10

[@Beebo3443]

These are the only people I’m aware of to make a speedrun where the best strat is to timer stall.

[@AutismSharks]

bmo :)

[@mannameddeclan2577]

You could say amog rage quit, but I’d say he dodged a massive bullet

[@NinF37]

idea: set the controller to turbo button "A" or whatever and then just leave it to play online

[@ShadowLordAlistair]

thats just give the controller to Jo

[@cole08]

some maps can softlock if the timer didnt exist

[@jstar3382]

The only problem with this strat is the number of people who watch deluxe. They'd never rage quit

[@jstar3382]

dude Jo called me out, I did do math homework during that

[@Galloe33]

Same here

[@finnngo5914]

I did Statistics haha

[@gloomy_gal]

I was feeling like shit but needed something on in the background so I could sleep

[@Cheapiebeepie]

Focusing one player might be a backfire play honestly. They’re just as likely to rage stay as they are to rage quit. Never making the toxicity personal means they wont have bruised skin in the game keeping them in.

[@sparkred4565]

For me i dont DC i just stay until the game is either over or the other person leaves eventually i stop paying attention to whats going in the game

[@kudvin101]

We all shared a moment of panic when the Luigi stalled

[@arsonfruit]

last night i had a dream jo was killed by brassius from the new pokemon games. he was strangled by his thorn whip just out of jacob’s view while they were recording (i think they were recording spelunky) brassius’ motive was that his mother had been killed for her art with his thorn whip which was originally hers until she died. this all took place in a five guys parking lot. i don’t know why jacob and jo were recording in a five guys parking lot, and i don’t know how brassius got away with murder out in the open in broad daylight. what i do know is that jacob continued recording after jo disappeared and didn’t question it.

[@cassettemokarosa5108]

for the content....

[@moonchild6376]

Very epic Trigun profile pic

[@weebstuffs4785]

Must be a warning. Have you seen a psychic about it?

[@danielarputharaj9918]

Don't stop dreaming dude

[@fluffygalaxy6]

the timer during the long game being exactly 10 min 10 s behind the video time is peak youtube performance

[@tamasmonkey7764]

This is the perfect video to watch while wrapping my family's Christmas gifts with over 100yrds of duct tape

[@brianlunch4823]

this is the melee content we’ve been waiting two years for

[@theplague2.020]

This is the funniest Alpharad Deluxe series since elite smash

[@justinmacd4149]

56:40 I love bowser in the background, I just find it really funny

[@yogurtime1959]

I think a better category would be longest time it takes for every player to quit. That way you have to balance how commited you think they are vs being wholesome to get the best time.

[@cleoknight4788]

I'd like to say that I did watch the last video in its entirety and I would do it again There is something wrong with me

[@Bennn4309]

Truly one of the speed runs of all time

[@isaaclewispiano]

Undeniable proof that “chooch” is dash at 12:25

[@LightskinSaiyan]

9:39 Bro’s favorite game being Mario Party 10 would’ve made me quit 💀

[@chloedagal]

My favorite channel to watch during class/homework!

[@quackkillerreal]

This game wasn’t insane, but i think it’s definitely the luckiest i’ve seen them get

[@gankmcspank9583]

Yayyyyy it's back! Pls fill me with the healy powers of gaslighting and rage🙌

[@ado-]

the fear i had at 1:17:12 when jo said hit board again 😳

[@gianlucafortino7748]

I think the fact that this infuriated me as well tells me that your really good at this

[@taplay5383]

This has got to be one of the only speedrun categories where wasting time is optimal

[@FemMushroom]

This brings me back to the Plussy days...

[@zacharywages8153]

I bet CHOOCH is chill irl

[@altermike3197]

To be fair, I actually do love the memory minigame

[@tappp-8285]

ok but 1:24:34 was just jacob saving birdo

[@ucheehQ]

nah, birdo had just gotten hit prior and was still in invincibility frames when that second would have hit

[@varrenwilliams7298]

Not toxic enough, connection too stable

[@samg9809]

he sounds like gus when he realizes hector has a bomb attached to his chair at 54:38

[@anonnymouscheese7820]

for a second I thought Jo said that they were just playing a gif in the last episode, and that the challenge was against the viewers

[@danielarputharaj9918]

Hype concept

[@swabab745]

thank god they all hit the dice

[@jstar3382]

I forgot that Alpha wasn't Peach so I thought he messed up on Rockin Raceway

[@patrickkim6258]

35:45 Jo is the main character

[@danieltsiu7383]

Jacob forgot about playing for the content toward the end of the video. His competitive side is just too strong. If he only cared about content, he'd hit the chance time every time. Jo needs to push harder.

[@stormRed]

The only speedrun where you WANT to waste time

[@ramennoodles2597]

PLEASE do this again!!! I need it lmao

[@DigiTamerRiley]

After watching their last video I went and tried to make people rage quit and I figured out map stalling, when Alpharad mentioned that they were getting time back in this one I just shouted out "THEY FIGURED IT OUT"

[@xaviermarican4557]

All the top tier sticker game against people who had definitely muted it is like squidward in the snowball fight

[@JessOrWhatevs]

this is a weird episode to watch when you are named jess lol

[@noahwright2024]

Give us dash back or give us death

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Okay now show up to an actual real life party you're not hosting and speedrun making everyone get fed up and leave.

[@chloeligma3883]

so jacob was actually a bit off on the timing because they didnt notice the waluigi leaving right away, the official time is 4:33.14

[@Xeoffee]

The Noobdog of Mario Party

[@raahim2257]

Jacob "I've never finished with people before" Alpharad, finally confirms he is bad at seggs

[@rang2111]

This is optimized bullying

[@Jackie_burnp]

I think the great thing about bullying someone in Mario Party is that it takes LONG So it's a real commitment + it can deal more long-term psychological damage to the opponent

[@nathanwashington9784]

Jo was crazy calling that dice roll though, sick 1/10 chance

[@Ben-fi6ro]

I hate to admit i fully watched the last one but lets hope this one is different im giving my full attention

[@tirelessworm163]

How did you know I listen to you guys while I study math? 😂

[@arrownaut6820]

I watched the entirety of the last video and I didn't regret it

[@name_here0]

I find it funny that they know this is the greatest podcast it dosnt even matter if you’re watching you still know what’s happening

[@moth5449]

I was surprised to see an upload, but then I remembered it’s December

[@gcm_0]

I watched the last one in its entirety it was awesome

[@potatokun8630]

I actually watched it watched it when I was eating lunch.

[@the_exxtra1425]

Why does Wario do the epic rap battle Mr. beast pose when you select him?

[@nitwuki]

she party on my mario till i superstar

[@r3try2351]

Never been more wholesome

[@MrGamerCaptain]

the best thing is how their own strats tilt them too

[@lyoukeefen7199]

This video has LE’s brother Josh playing melee vibes

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what else is toxic? Going a year without a Tux and Fanny playthrough!

[@dabiggestratintown]

40:16 most based thing I have ever heard

[@zeekybluu7031]

this is heightening my anxiety by watching it

[@WonkOfWonkyness]

This is amazing.

[@snowcrow8784]

8:05 ayo what you thinking about with that sound sir

[@kyltredragmire4939]

This video is a good example of why you never want to be caught in a youtuber's video.

[@Slipstream317]

40:06 you asked which type of people watch your videos, but i don't think answering that question would make you feel any better.

[@evilded2]

1:18:54 Do we even have to say what kind of moment this is?

[@Quoise_]

A good wholesome game vs cpus

[@RandomUser11170]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE TOXICITY!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FO KING TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!

[@qwsyt1972]

you know whats funny, i actually did listen to it while doing my homework

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I'm so glad altrive is gone but the new guy is even worse! What were you thinking jo?

[@wasquash]

thats crazy bro

[@shoopydoopy6062]

There is something so satisfying about being extremely toxic in kids games

[@Tophat115]

i watched the whole other speedrun video, i'm not insane, i'm just dedicated to the cause

[@riccosdell5679]

1:22:56 he got me there

[@StickBreightley]

I miss Dash

[@Quoise_]

I miss the old deuxe Straight from the diceblock deluxe

[@chillin5703]

Very excited to see how toxic this will be!

[@mr.faboose6145]

I like the part where they were wholesome

[@ravssb]

No more wholesomeness

[@byrontheusurper6505]

This is so toxic I love it

[@djuv4375]

Ive just had surgery on my shoulder and I can't do anything. So this is perfect.

[@HoweeRaiku]

I’ll never be able to play online public lobbies the same again

[@colemanclark4027]

This reminds me of episode 24

[@skotiaH2O]

I watched the last one while i EV trained and leveled up my Shiny Marill, had a good time

[@felixd8665]

I would have loved to see you map stall on the last round.