The most TOXIC speedrun in history

[@pokemaster2185]

The absolute fear when they thought the Luigi was AFKing against them was amazing.

[@puppypills.]

nice pfp i love mlp

[@bugflowfsl558]

​@@puppypills. me too

[@bugflowfsl558]

​@@puppypills.lol

[@hazyflash9775]

Same, I was also expecting another afk podcast

[@hippieofthehill]

I let my 5 year old son play my switch, he will play mario party unsupervised and has left it idol before. So the fact that the last episode may have very much been my kid and the trauma it inflicted on jo and Jacob is fucking hilarious to me.

[@wasquash]

no way did you play rosalina 💀💀💀💀

[@hippieofthehill]

I've seen him play with Rosa but I can't confirm lmfao

[@isisisssjsksoxod1851]

couldnt finish reading your comment, too long, too many words for my brain 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@Dodonut_]

@@hippieofthehill the Rosalina in that video was one of the players with the name “Nina Rata”, “The $ TEAM”, or “endless” if one of those is the username for your Nintendo switch then it was your son. Was it lol?

[@Dodonut_]

@@isisisssjsksoxod1851 Gen Z moment

[@MelloMathTeacher]

One thing to keep in mind for this run: The characters that you see onscreen are not necessarily the same ones your opponents see. One time I recruited a friend for online game applause to reduce the likelihood of ragequits, so I can get the applause achievement faster. On my screen I was Mario, my buddy was Wario, and Yoshi/Luigi were the others (eventually AI). On my buddy's screen, I was Wario, my buddy was Daisy, and the other two were Luigi/Mario. So using character-specific stickers may not have the same effect that you see.

[@cassettemokarosa5108]

that's nuts,,, I wonder why

[@nicolle2126]

@@cassettemokarosa5108 probably to make sure there arent repeat characters on screen? like what if every single person on the match wanted to play as mario, but nintendo doesnt want to have to look for other people that are playing with a different character. That way matchmaking can be faster

[@Jackie_burnp]

That actually kinda makes sense ig

[@Blue_910]

@@nicolle2126 or just have it where everyone picks the character after they join and if someone nabs ur character.. oh well

[@nicolle2126]

@@Blue_910 i guess its just not important for online play with a bunch of strangers. That experience is fine for couch co-op since its already part of the fun, but having your fave character sniped from you online where you cant even react to them doesnt make sense.

[@Moka-rune]

I was actually practicing for my calc exam during the last mario party. Jo is omniscient.

[@connorbiswell113]

@jimbo me too. I was doing it this time too but Jo called me out so I put the Taylor Series away.

[@grapeBoy69]

Did you pass?

[@SpiderFooties]

I was doing my physics test

[@rymcclure8056]

I was legit doing multivariable homework

[@MercuryA2000]

that's a hit.

[@Cheapiebeepie]

I think at 50:08 Alphas instincts take over and he forgets his original objective and starts just playing mario party.

[@mudkipfan2585]

Things haven't been as wholesome ever since Dash left 😔

[@Coco-hq6ns]

Finally someone said it without Dash idk what to do anymore.

[@The_Ruf_Rud]

Frfr. It's so sad and it's gotten toxic

[@dakoriolf]

Definitely was getting a little too wholesome for the OG deluxe fans im glad he’s gone

[@The_Ruf_Rud]

@@dakoriolf no such thing as too wholesome. Honestly disappointed you would ever think that was possible

[@rubyredyoshi]

whyd he leave?

[@Hyblup]

Went from trying an actual speedrun to just bullying Yoshi, and that’s great lol

[@Triphaz331]

New tech: Start around 5:00 pm Pacific Time to maximize the odds of another player getting called for dinner. At the very least people might quit because they're starting to get hungry.

[@Gamemaster13000]

I cannot overstate that there's a good chance that Jess is a literal child. 14 years old at max.

[@josephjoestar953]

Even better

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

no way anyone over 6 plays like that

[@Tonjit41]

M A X

[@piculra7441]

Actually, Birdo having one star at the end is a "good" thing. After all...what is more humiliating than losing 6-0 to UR BAD? Losing 6-0 to UR BAD *and* 1-0 to an AI!

[@danacarajb]

I was laughing along at the start joke until I realised that I did actually watch the whole last video in a non podcast style

[@tgvelvet4985]

I don't have the game myself but I can only imagine the online mode gets more and more intolerable to actually try and play every time one of these videos drops

[@jstar3382]

The only problem with this strat is the number of people who watch deluxe. They'd never rage quit

[@Beebo3443]

These are the only people I’m aware of to make a speedrun where the best strat is to timer stall.

[@RetroTryx]

bmo :)

[@arsonfruit]

last night i had a dream jo was killed by brassius from the new pokemon games. he was strangled by his thorn whip just out of jacob’s view while they were recording (i think they were recording spelunky) brassius’ motive was that his mother had been killed for her art with his thorn whip which was originally hers until she died. this all took place in a five guys parking lot. i don’t know why jacob and jo were recording in a five guys parking lot, and i don’t know how brassius got away with murder out in the open in broad daylight. what i do know is that jacob continued recording after jo disappeared and didn’t question it.

[@cassettemokarosa5108]

for the content....

[@moonchild6376]

Very epic Trigun profile pic

[@weebstuffs4785]

Must be a warning. Have you seen a psychic about it?

[@danielarputharaj9918]

Don't stop dreaming dude

[@Juulyenn]

Jo calling that 9 was wildin’ yo

[@Treeko13]

that was actually insane

[@gavin5410]

Not as insane as the nine but it was also insane when he called yoshi's 2 around 58:40 And the 6 from yoshi at 1:10:10

[@NinF37]

idea: set the controller to turbo button "A" or whatever and then just leave it to play online

[@ShadowLordAlistair]

thats just give the controller to Jo

[@cole08]

some maps can softlock if the timer didnt exist

[@Cheapiebeepie]

Focusing one player might be a backfire play honestly. They’re just as likely to rage stay as they are to rage quit. Never making the toxicity personal means they wont have bruised skin in the game keeping them in.

[@sparkred4565]

For me i dont DC i just stay until the game is either over or the other person leaves eventually i stop paying attention to whats going in the game

[@jstar3382]

dude Jo called me out, I did do math homework during that

[@Galloe33]

Same here

[@finnngo5914]

I did Statistics haha

[@The_Ruf_Rud]

I was feeling like shit but needed something on in the background so I could sleep

[@tamasmonkey7764]

This is the perfect video to watch while wrapping my family's Christmas gifts with over 100yrds of duct tape

[@mannameddeclan2577]

You could say amog rage quit, but I’d say he dodged a massive bullet

[@fluffygalaxy6]

the timer during the long game being exactly 10 min 10 s behind the video time is peak youtube performance

[@kudvin101]

We all shared a moment of panic when the Luigi stalled

[@brianlunch4823]

this is the melee content we’ve been waiting two years for

[@theplague2.020]

This is the funniest Alpharad Deluxe series since elite smash

[@justinmacd4149]

56:40 I love bowser in the background, I just find it really funny

[@LightskinSaiyan]

9:39 Bro’s favorite game being Mario Party 10 would’ve made me quit 💀

[@isaaclewispiano]

Undeniable proof that “chooch” is dash at 12:25

[@SomeDudeHere]

Truly one of the speed runs of all time

[@dogpond12fan15]

I'd like to say that I did watch the last video in its entirety and I would do it again There is something wrong with me

[@yogurtime1959]

I think a better category would be longest time it takes for every player to quit. That way you have to balance how commited you think they are vs being wholesome to get the best time.

[@chloedagal]

My favorite channel to watch during class/homework!

[@altermike3197]

To be fair, I actually do love the memory minigame

[@gianlucafortino7748]

I think the fact that this infuriated me as well tells me that your really good at this

[@samg9809]

he sounds like gus when he realizes hector has a bomb attached to his chair at 54:38

[@quackkillerreal]

This game wasn’t insane, but i think it’s definitely the luckiest i’ve seen them get

[@ado-]

the fear i had at 1:17:12 when jo said hit board again 😳

[@gankmcspank9583]

Yayyyyy it's back! Pls fill me with the healy powers of gaslighting and rage🙌

[@rang2111]

This is optimized bullying

[@taplay5383]

This has got to be one of the only speedrun categories where wasting time is optimal

[@chloeligma3883]

so jacob was actually a bit off on the timing because they didnt notice the waluigi leaving right away, the official time is 4:33.14

[@danieltsiu7383]

Jacob forgot about playing for the content toward the end of the video. His competitive side is just too strong. If he only cared about content, he'd hit the chance time every time. Jo needs to push harder.

[@Daryom]

6:21 dead ass i think thats why people are so toxic on league of legends, its outrageous being forced to play a losing game for at least 20 minutes, and its even more rage inducing if your team doesn't surrenders. Now get that on a daily basis and your life is eternally soured.

[@xaviermarican4557]

All the top tier sticker game against people who had definitely muted it is like squidward in the snowball fight

[@anonnymouscheese7820]

for a second I thought Jo said that they were just playing a gif in the last episode, and that the challenge was against the viewers

[@danielarputharaj9918]

Hype concept

[@nitwuki]

she party on my mario till i superstar

[@DigiTamerRiley]

After watching their last video I went and tried to make people rage quit and I figured out map stalling, when Alpharad mentioned that they were getting time back in this one I just shouted out "THEY FIGURED IT OUT"

[@stormRed]

The only speedrun where you WANT to waste time

[@raahim2257]

Jacob "I've never finished with people before" Alpharad, finally confirms he is bad at seggs

[@tapp-p]

ok but 1:24:34 was just jacob saving birdo

[@ucheehQ]

nah, birdo had just gotten hit prior and was still in invincibility frames when that second would have hit

[@JessOrWhatevs]

this is a weird episode to watch when you are named jess lol

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Okay now show up to an actual real life party you're not hosting and speedrun making everyone get fed up and leave.

[@Thebigwisebird]

I find it funny that they know this is the greatest podcast it dosnt even matter if you’re watching you still know what’s happening

[@patrickkim6258]

35:45 Jo is the main character

[@FemMushroom]

This brings me back to the Plussy days...

[@zacharywages8153]

I bet CHOOCH is chill irl

[@Slipstream317]

40:06 you asked which type of people watch your videos, but i don't think answering that question would make you feel any better.

[@Jackie_burnp]

I think the great thing about bullying someone in Mario Party is that it takes LONG So it's a real commitment + it can deal more long-term psychological damage to the opponent

[@jstar3382]

I forgot that Alpha wasn't Peach so I thought he messed up on Rockin Raceway

[@varrenwilliams7298]

Not toxic enough, connection too stable

[@swabab745]

thank god they all hit the dice

[@kyltredragmire4939]

This video is a good example of why you never want to be caught in a youtuber's video.

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what else is toxic? Going a year without a Tux and Fanny playthrough!

[@tirelessworm163]

How did you know I listen to you guys while I study math? 😂

[@Tophat115]

i watched the whole other speedrun video, i'm not insane, i'm just dedicated to the cause

[@dabiggestratintown]

40:16 most based thing I have ever heard

[@Ben-fi6ro]

I hate to admit i fully watched the last one but lets hope this one is different im giving my full attention

[@the_exxtra1425]

Why does Wario do the epic rap battle Mr. beast pose when you select him?

[@nathanwashington9784]

Jo was crazy calling that dice roll though, sick 1/10 chance

[@evilded2]

1:18:54 Do we even have to say what kind of moment this is?

[@HelloAmChris32]

I was surprised to see an upload, but then I remembered it’s December

[@potatokun8630]

I actually watched it watched it when I was eating lunch.

[@arrownaut]

I watched the entirety of the last video and I didn't regret it

[@lyoukeefen7199]

This video has LE’s brother Josh playing melee vibes

[@noahwright2024]

Give us dash back or give us death

[@djuv4375]

Ive just had surgery on my shoulder and I can't do anything. So this is perfect.

[@shoopydoopy6062]

There is something so satisfying about being extremely toxic in kids games

[@zeekybluu7031]

this is heightening my anxiety by watching it

[@slushbucket707]

this video being uploaded marks the end of this game’s online ever being playable

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I'm so glad altrive is gone but the new guy is even worse! What were you thinking jo?

[@mochiminu_116]

Listen, it was good to have in the background of my sociology homework. No complaints from me

[@FHGryphonIRL]

8:05 ayo what you thinking about with that sound sir

[@CardinalBirbRose]

the best thing is how their own strats tilt them too

[@erwynm1409]

Imagine naming urself "luigi", then everyone else thinks you disconnected... Could be a good video idea

[@r3try2351]

Never been more wholesome

[@ramennoodles2597]

PLEASE do this again!!! I need it lmao

[@HoweeRaiku]

I’ll never be able to play online public lobbies the same again

[@asradinsky]

It was actually optimal for birdo to get that last bonus star because otherwise yoshi would have gotten second place

[@kikiretzorg1467]

1:00:52 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks

[@uhjango]

i’m reporting this to hopefully delete the comment so you lose your place, respectfully

[@Brohan97]

@@uhjango great idea I'll follow suit

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Admirable effort from both of you, but unfortunately I was viewing in two back-to-back intense dishwashing sessions on the same day and already finished the video

[@uhjango]

@@kikiretzorg1467 that’s horrible for you i apologize

[@gcm_0]

I watched the last one in its entirety it was awesome

[@qwsyt1972]

you know whats funny, i actually did listen to it while doing my homework

[@Quoise_]

A good wholesome game vs cpus

[@riccosdell5679]

1:22:56 he got me there

[@mr.faboose6145]

I like the part where they were wholesome

[@RandomUser11170]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE TOXICITY!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FO KING TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!

[@rambodash1338]

Didn't watch the last one while doing math homework, but while marking math homework

[@shaxxmeer]

i feel personally attacked b/c i *did* watch the entirety of that last video

[@mariofan09bruh5]

I was actually doing math homework while listening to the last episode how did they guess?!?!

[@isisisssjsksoxod1851]

this video went from trying to get a rage quit world record to world record for most toxicity givin on 2 players 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@woohoo5383]

How did you know I was doing my calc homework while listening to you...?...