Alpharad Finally tries the Watermelon Game

[@davisdapiton9676]

The actual goal of this game: 1. Get a Watermelon 2. Get to 3k 3. Get Double Watermelon (Near Impossible)

[@feha92]

1 is not a goal. The real goal is have 2 watermelons touch and have the board clear itself. then 2. would be to go infinite. 3. is indeed getting 3k though, though less of a goal of the game, and more a goal for any streamers

[@IneffableMega]

@@feha92 2 Watermelons don't clear the board

[@feha92]

@@IneffableMega Sorry, not the board, but the watermelons themselves are cleared. Not too much of a difference, but you are correct that what I said is incorrect.

[@JamesRoberts-r5v]

@@feha92well 3k is a good indicator. You have to have at least a couple runs or some prior knowledge to get there with out being too committed to the game. It also takes a little strategy where as getting to 2k is super easy and 2500 is typically your 3rd to 6th run

[@Rainb0]

2 watermelons is not near impossible

[@ParmMannREBORN]

Suika game not translating a single thing for its international release is so based

[@Maker0824]

Factually wrong. There are some things translated. Not many, but some

[@Pondhs]

There is no international release. At least when I bought it. I had to use a Japanese Nintendo account to buy it

[@chize3085]

@@Pondhsthe game got an international release a few days ago

[@xinf3ctdx]

⁠@@PondhsYou say that, but I literally just bought it without a Japanese Nintendo Switch account, so…

[@Pondhs]

@@xinf3ctdxwelp it wasn’t on there for me when I tried to get it

[@mothtransman]

i cant watch suika game without expecting a metal pipe or a car crash now

[@uhhdaisuki]

RT traumatized us

[@leftoverss2475]

heh love RT

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

Honestly yes I was on edge expecting a metal pipe jumpscare

[@zuruaeclipse]

Nice to know all of us are traumatised from RT’s stream

[@SorcererLance]

"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87???"

[@Seloliva1015]

"I'll put this here becouse it does not matter" says jacob as he puts a grape in between every big fruit wanting to fuse

[@josueayala1249]

I am not part of the 2048 community. I didn't know such a thing existed. The moment I heard Jacob say the term "corner scummer," I knew exactly what he was talking about and know that I do the exact same thing

[@malcomchase9777]

It's optimal, what can I say.

[@Arcsin27]

@@malcomchase9777 yeah i mean it works lol my runs are almost instantly over once i the highest square is out of the corner

[@WolfXGamerful]

I remember mindlessly using that strategy, then when I came to, I was at 1024. Pretty sure I ended that run with a 4096

[@swordsmancs]

Same

[@eow4317]

Oh yeah same

[@devin8367]

Im never gonna forget the Whoopi Goldburg machine, thank you Jo for my new favorite bit

[@mildlymarvelous]

I was just about to comment on that 😂

[@ron5348]

Better than the actual name

[@manjackson2772]

How did he mix up Whoopi Goldberg and Heath Robinson

[@mildlymarvelous]

@@manjackson2772 The “chain reaction” things he was referencing are called Rube Goldberg machines, after some guy. Just happens to be the same last name as a certain celebrity.

[@RedPandaSquadron]

​@@mildlymarvelousin the UK it's called a Heath Robinson Contraption. And it has different names all over the world.

[@terakonide]

I love watching Jacob develop new addictions live-time. And for my own sanity, I'm going to assume that Jo was just doing a bit when he thought that Rube Goldberg machines are called Whoopi Goldberg machines. It's easier that way.

[@ef2803]

I think these guys should finally try Mario and Luigi Bowser's inside story and play the entire thing.

[@holap2104]

Knowing them they'll play the tutorial and call it a day

[@Tr1ple7_]

Been waiting for this lol

[@jazzhandst4919]

vore

[@iancastro1327]

Are you the one that keeps saying that in every video? If yes keep doing it, its an awesome game

[@dinkdude8045]

​@@holap2104thats why we'll wait till next year

[@grimwolf1182]

'I hope I didn't awaken a new addiction for you man' Famous last words

[@MagicSwordKing]

October 22, Alpharad Gold has fallen to the Suika Game. Morale is low, the contagion has not been contained to the vtubers. We anticipate the President will be playing the Suika Game within the month.

[@BananHippi]

the year is 20XX

[@Gloomby1]

Nice pfp fellow pomudachi

[@orangelettuce6809]

whatever

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

What if we add so many Cookie clicker/Leaf Blower Idle elements, that it cannot be legally called “The Suika Game” anymore.

[@themagicalcat6828]

The number of times I wanted to scream because where he dropped fruit and to have those fruits fuck him over was impressive

[@T_Raffety]

Hope we get an Alpharad 12 hour Suika stream soon. This game is so satisfying

[@lrgogo1517]

My heart broke when Alpha dropped that one fruit there, blatantly dooming his run

[@WalnutBun]

Jo's "Whoopi Goldberg Machine" line is almost as good as Dash's antipersperant joke

[@mitchelltague3674]

mvp level callback. good bun.

[@caseys2cold]

We love to see the representation

[@derekkim593]

You know what’s crazy is that aMSa has the second best time (as of two weeks ago) in getting the watermelon

[@sirbrandalf7813]

He plays to win

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

Lowkey I was expecting this to be fruit ninja, I only expect the unexpected when it comes to this channel. Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 would be more expected to be not expected at all.

[@WAYBIG_2]

I commend you for doing this for almost 300 hundred days Mr naughty bear

[@UnexpectedCake]

I thought this was gonna be a gore fest. Like can your pet.

[@themanhimself1949]

im impressed by your dedication. i often dont even realize its you advocating for naughty bear until the end of the comment, its not just "day 273 of asking alpharad to play ___"

[@Accountthatexists]

❤

[@ciaranmccullagh9246]

Nah

[@Arcsin27]

ive been seeing videos of this game and kept hearing it compared to 2048, so i decided to try that since i didnt have a copy of suika. got obsessed, reached 4096, its awesome. then this video pointed out theres a web version of suika so i started that. reached watermelon twice, plan to play more soon this is all in the past few days btw. my playing of suika began tonight a few hours ago.

[@wyatt960]

i thought we were finally getting the cocomelon episode or whatever

[@holap2104]

Fruit ninja

[@idolofvines7863]

this popped up on my homepage and i thought it was a bit from the new upload schedule

[@FaeCookie]

So many addictions for Alpha this year lol

[@VitaEmerald324]

Actually infuriating to see them get so close and not get it done

[@imadokilife628]

Actually insane that if you (me) play classic 2048 you're given the side eye but if you repackage it with cute little Japanese fruits all of a sudden it becomes all the rage. Also I used to be an 2048 thrill seeker but ever since I came into contact with corner scumming I haven't been the same...

[@samuelunknown1940]

I've never heard criticisms toward 2048 players. What are people saying?

[@cortexx7046]

@@samuelunknown1940 they're all squares

[@Gavman_Gaming_09_79]

Randomly remembered this game and coming back to videos on it anyone? It's crazy how it's been close to a year since it became popular.

[@TemporalZack]

Sometimes it's simple things like this that's the most addicting

[@zorichi686]

This was the start of something great

[@Windy2468]

I hope in 40 years I can watch jacob and jo be old grandpas and just bantering around

[@NathanDhanas]

I would love to see Jacob and Jo trying some fighting games, especially after the core-a gaming mention

[@sakarain]

I hope so SSF2, 3rd Strike, GG Plus R, 2hu Hisoutensoku, LLBlaze, EFZ, Skullgirls there's a bunch i would like them to play like Ultra fight da kyanta 2 sounds like an awesome game for video

[@bb010g]

​@@sakarainyoooooooo Kyanta!

[@chimklee]

timestamps 4:10 failboat starts playing mario wonder

[@Apollo_DBD]

This game is way too addicting

[@chillmadude]

18:02 FUCK YEAH, i didn't know i need a video oh you guys playing 2048 till this exact moment

[@owonapikins]

"I hope i didnt awaken another addiction in you"

[@olivethedoggirl9964]

“Whoopi Goldburg Machine” oh my god

[@eel_grrrl]

Plz do more. Feels like it scratches an itch in my brain

[@galaxy-to7fz]

great job with the videos alpharad i’m glad i keep coming back for more

[@peaceful7610]

Just checked, this is the best performing video of all gold year, i hate it

[@ShaddyFromHatena]

"I hope I didnt awaken a new addiction for you man" IF ONLY YOU KNEW

[@sakarain]

19:49 am I wrong to say that the fumble was here? The two cherries on the left probably could’ve touched if it wasn’t for the placement on the right which pushed them slightly away from each other. Because nothing else could have been done with the bottom pieces, any bit of space would have been good. IDK still think alpha played really well and I haven’t even touched this game myself

[@Rictavio27]

Yeah, I think a lot of his mistakes were ignoring the smaller pieces. He was great at managing the larger ones, but the smaller ones flew under his radar

[@shaunmcalearney7443]

The glazing is actually crazy

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

4:10 Oh hey this can be used to pinpoint when this video may have been recorded!

[@tposingukiki]

Boy oh boy, can’t wait to show this video to Ludwig and not tell Alpharad until he streams AmongUs.

[@dominicgilmore3844]

I've made it to suika month! This is gonna be so fun

[@kumori4730]

they cant keep doing this to me my heart cant take it anymore

[@resum6892]

Saw a bunny lady play this earlier looks fun.

[@theannualantagonist5930]

“So easy” he says as he never gets the goal ever

[@jdsims9064]

This game looks so satisfying to play

[@PlumEXE]

This feels like the start of something

[@captainsimpchimp103]

so here is where it all started...

[@slateportraichu5416]

Now I want to play this too=) Thank you, this was a pleasant experience=)

[@hexstrophie]

There’s something so funny about how seriously they’re focusing on and talking strategy for the funny fruit fusing game xD

[@lasagna3289]

I used to have the remarkable skill to consistently beat 2048 within seconds by pressing random buttons.

[@AmandaDavis6130]

8:23 Rube Goldberg Machine is the term you’re looking for. It’s an overly complicated machine designed to complete a simple task, with the name coming from the cartoonist Rube Goldberg who drew a lot of silly, overcomplicated contraptions for mundane things like wiping your mouth with a napkin. In the UK they call similar devices “Heath Robinson contraptions” after a different cartoonist who drew similarly ridiculous machines. I hope you have enjoyed these random fun facts!

[@ethanlong4888]

On the edge of my seat for the entire video

[@PfyscheStyx]

so this is where it began

[@Spyder-Watch]

I have been waiting for this

[@ardejeherde]

Glad he keeps using the same reaction face for all the popular/highly requested games

[@BlizzardGhost]

i actually agree with his tier list, except for the lil roll up. the roll up can be a very nice small snack. it also hits all my tism happy spots. soft, cheesy, carby..

[@radiantburrito]

I’ve only played this game once and got a honeydew and refused to ever play again. Not because it’s bad, but because I’d never stop playing LMFAO. Also, play Naughty Bear!

[@BlossomKitsune_]

i havent been able to watch a single video sience February but this game looks amazing glad i got to catch this one

[@underdoge2915]

Since Jacob mentioned how he's been in a Tetris mood lately, you guys should play Tetris: The Grandmaster.

[@FREENINETYNINE]

Jo’s Advice: “There’s a world where that could happen.” and “It’ll all work out by itself.”

[@pretzelpower4758]

I just played for like 5 hours so thanks for that. I can’t see anymore.

[@biggizmo5771]

Three minutes in and I am mesmerized. Holy shit.

[@camilo5]

Sooo, i'm guessing it's because it got so popular but this is now in english in the US eshop

[@GlitchGGOfficial]

Failboat casually getting onto Mario Wonder in the middle of the round.

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the pain game. Suika Game is cold mistress. Day 285 of requesting Gurumin, Devil Survivor, Yokai Watch Blasters, and Idol Showdown.

[@TheDarknezz73]

Gurumia and Devil Survivor?? Based

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

@@TheDarknezz73 heck yeah. Love both of those.

[@sw3aterCS_]

Gurumin would be awesome

[@wozaow]

DEVIL SURVIVOR ARRERHGGGGH

[@Falloutboy76.4]

Wouldn’t miss Jacob making a podcast while he plays suika game.

[@insertlogohere2643]

Jacob is like one of those fake mobile game ad players

[@squak___]

Holy shrimp! A cult classic! Thank ylu for indulging my good chum. Simply unreal (like the engine)!

[@robowyatt398]

as someone who can actually solve a rubiks cube i 100% agree with Jo solving a 3x3 is not hard, just watch a video. solving it QUICK is a completely different story, speed cubers have to think fast, act fast, and sometimes even use algorithms THEY created to solve the cube. impressive as hell

[@willjames9]

I can’t wait for the next video titled presumably Alpharad finally tries devolver tumble time!

[@evmcws]

"bad news bears" Jacob must have heard that phrase from his parents

[@springking3873]

I watched that honer vz grinder game video and I was thinking of that as soon as alpha said Jo was a grinder

[@Tyoda9]

The other fun fact about the browser version, is that you get less points starting with the orange combo I believe

[@brenudo997]

Wow this is so cool, i cant believe they have finally played the watermelon game on alpharad gold

[@baldrekrgaming]

I still don’t understand how this single video spawned almost a months worth of content on this one game

[@kennonat8494]

this's like edging but game

[@cynicalsix]

im not gonna lie i thought this game was one of those fakeout horror games like can your pet

[@bonelabguy1]

Y?

[@MimiUsagichan]

it is an addiction i need suika victims anonymous

[@ev0lt953]

Day 131 of asking you guys to play A Dance Of Fire and Ice (ADOFAI). It’s a rhythm game has an enjoyable soundtrack with a pretty enjoyable and simple controls. After watching the Friday night funkin vid, I realized I need more rhythm game content. Also for more advanced levels type QUREE at the main menu

[@soulss21]

BRO I GOT SO UNNECESSARILY EXCITED WHEN JACOB SAID THAT THEYRE PLAYING 2048 TOMORROW

[@Shadessmh]

I wonder how many hours Alpha has clocked into my hero ultra rumble since the last time he told us.

[@fgjytfftkydtr2007]

On the subject of fruit-based high score chasing type of games I recommend Fruit Box.

[@that.guy.1208]

This game is what you give to your nephew on a car ride :)

[@Aztrolotl]

I spent a few weeks in Miami, and since I’m NOT from Miami, I didn’t have data, so I downloaded games that didn’t require internet, and yeah, it really is an addiction, I got good at it too, but then I got pikmin 4 and dropped it so

[@chillmadude]

17:17 you know in your 2048 heart that is not the play jacob!!!

[@KaleBennett]

I can't see the fruits' faces without thinking of The Battle Cats game. I wonder how they would feel about that game.

[@the_exxtra1425]

this reminds me so much of Trash Panic for the PS3. If you have that or an emulator, you can try that to play a similar thing again for a 2D physics puzzle thingy

[@BluShiGuy]

4:10 epic cameo

[@TY-df7fg]

I remember hearing that the devs don’t want people to clip the game. They can still stream but no short clips I think? And idk what they thought that would solve.

[@soultiger9119]

The switch version actually does show your scores and the fruit coming next

[@catbear6183]

Why does it sound like jacob was woken uo at like 4am to play this

[@shen-qf9mc]

it's 4:47 AM hours before my midterm; isn't this just edging

[@lime7494]

the fact that a damn melee pro holds the world record for watermelon percent is hilarious to me

[@appleschloss]

A WHOOPIE GOLDBERG MACHINE 😂

[@Moxie2017]

Caedrel's streams have caused this song to trigger PTSD

[@kirbomatic1573]

no way Jacob Alpharad just casually drops that they've reached 4096 in 2048

[@capnkanon9274]

Enter the gungeon request journal entry October 22nd They have even resorted to playing games in other languages, saying they "finally" played said game. Meanwhile, I still sit here, hoping for the title of "finally playing enter the gungeon"

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I'm surprised this game has gained this much hype.

[@beary_bitny]

The way I bought this game immediately

[@David20Covers]

who else has already developed an addiction to this game because of this video