The Loot Lord Hunts Down Shturman

[@trancendency_]

Abney is such a great addition to the AquaFPS Cinematic Universe

[@tylersmith839]

"What are we gonna do now?" "What do you mean? Now we can play the game."

[@maggieseiler4463]

52 minutes??? what a gift

[@OnlyFlanders8065]

he talked about 1 fuel conditioner for 47 of them

[@moxofien]

Tremendous

[@yuungcaviarpr]

@@moxofien😂

[@shllonger]

@@OnlyFlanders8065 Even better

[@Cameron-ls3qt]

Ya a huge $$ guft for him😂😂

[@mathewslater6143]

52 minute video of Aqua celebrating fuel conditioner and I'm not even mad 🤝

[@somethingaussie5883]

"He's near the logs!" The lumber mill they're in:

[@Lizardost]

I feel like the editors have trained me to tense up whenever the video cuts to Aqua running without saying anything for a second because he's about to get shot.

[@FourthExile]

lol ikr

[@sixgunsaint]

Indeed

[@jamesfunk9332]

Fr

[@TuffMelon]

I like the idea that Aqua dropped down from that ledge without hurting his legs, then took a step and twisted his ankle, spraining it.

[@nodcast-]

Does anyone else’s nightly routine involve watching the latest aqua video before bed?

[@thedayzgod]

YUP I look forward to seeing it at the end of my day,

[@BigPapaDuck]

I watch it on my porcelain throne before bed tbh

[@stunytsuR]

🙋‍♂️

[@rickjames6251]

YUP

[@Xportables]

I'm from Europe, so watching Aqua and having a breakfast is my daily routine

[@Xamor101st]

The flashbang shotgun part at 43:43 was so good! 🤣

[@gattocake]

My man with millions in the bank, level 40+ but still only heals and uses painkillers from his secure container. You have to admire the dedication to scrounging roubles, even if it's to the point where it puts him in situations where he subsequently dies and loses 20 times more than he would have spent on a 20k Salewa+Morphine bind in his rig.

[@potatonado3023]

Was gonna watch these last 3 videos on a plane, I do not regret waiting. Tremendous video

[@thegingergrasshopper3908]

Just got home from shoulder surgery right as my fave streamer dropped AN HOUR LONG VIDEO!! Thank you, the most goutist of loot lords. This percacet will pair wonderfully with this video. ALL HAIL THE TRUE LOOT LORD! oh and happy birthday Aqua.

[@SarcasticDad]

Percocet+aqua on KZbin sounds like a good time, arm notwithstanding. Heal up soon man

[@thegingergrasshopper3908]

@SarcasticDad appreciate the good vibes bro!

[@l00tgoblin37]

How was the perc broski?

[@skully4289]

I wept tears of joy when i saw the fuel conditioner.

[@bastien8418]

26:23 stupidlittlekid was 100% right we can see the guy on top of the rock standing up lmao Great video as always ! The funniest part is that Abney joked about Warmageddon ammo but they do 88 flesh damage so you'd have killed Shturman that first try (M856A1 does only 52 and he has 62 hp in the head)

[@JohnRidings-f8s]

Most wholesome tarkov content creator hands down, love it man, never change.

[@tannerleealessiYT]

I literally love watching the KZbin videos aqua what a amazing video this is this is what tarkov is all about and why was that shturman kill so intense😂

[@notrickywoods]

Subtronics - Amnesia (samples that meme) 18:09 and it’s a timeless classic

[@KazooieX1]

Aqua - ''What im about to show you is BIG'' me - 0.0

[@deeds203203]

Lmao You hunting Shturman is like watching shaky cam Bigfoot footage 😂

[@laxthebarsmith6951]

watching aqua pop a morphine instead of a propital 2 different times almost gave me a heart attack

[@baphomet633]

watching aqua on this tarkov journey has been so enjoyable but I'm genuinely so excited for him to start playing other games again, get back on those mario speedruns babbby!!

[@tacklemcclean]

Has he gotten kappa now?

[@BedriddenRiddims]

@@tacklemccleanyes

[@Thezeek123]

The fact that aqua just said Dracula flow is a lot of the things he quotes makes me so happy and that whoever is playing with him doesn't know who Dracula flow is because it's just one of those things you got to know (I don't mean to offend any aqua fans, I just don't watch the streams that much I am mainly a KZbin watcher)

[@Gingerbitten]

I've been waiting for this lol 2:26

[@BoostyGeoff]

DOBBY IS FREEE, DOBBY HAS FOUND THE LAST FUEL CONDITIONER, FREEEEDOMMMMMM 😂

[@miketereso64]

That was so weird, you extracted and died at the same time 😂

[@chefluigimarinara1975]

The milk alert sound was... Unsettling.

[@Xportables]

CONGRATS ON THE KAPPA, BOSS! I was there live! Such a wholesome moment

[@ChiefDances]

Been a while since I enjoyed a kov vid this much appreciated

[@IsabellaCatherine19XX]

Amazing! Congrats on the fuel conditioner. Nice work you two.

[@2freshhobos]

bro that fuel conditioner has been an issue for so fucking long hahahaha

[@SuperfastYoAlt]

Just sat down for my flight. Thanks AquaDaddy for giving me 52min of something to watch.

[@BastardMan92]

Love the boss music you add to your fights lol

[@stevebarnette]

Slamming episode, gents. Cheers and all that jazz.

[@eddiemaciejewski9445]

Saw the glasses you need on a factory scav today. Made me think of you.

[@alexhower110]

That scav speech was impressive.

[@decoygaming4604]

ABSOLTELY TREMENDOUS RAIDS!

[@BrownRoze]

When Aqua is in the midst of a juicy loot haul like an air drop. He's worse than a dope feind on that just hit zombie lean. He wouldn't hear Killa voice calling him from 10' away. No chance he's hearing Abneys measley bullet bouncing off the crate he's currently inside of.

[@lachlanc7092]

Aqua thank you for introducing me to Dracula Flow 3 I have now watched it 12 times today

[@wit6665]

i just noticed this that all these videos ive been watching arent on the main channel. what is the main channel for now?

[@Schvickelvitz]

lmao the fuel con

[@pencerman]

How can they tell if shturman is there or not when they run up?

[@alexstifter7771]

Aqua every 2 days to his grandkids and chat "I killed Shturmy with a melee once"

[@Vilvee]

I never comment but I gotta say the editing has been on point recently! 👌🏽 Nice job!

[@danmolina2724]

is that guildwars track at 35mins? or am i trippin

[@McMuffin184]

Yesterday was so depressing. Dinner with no aqua video was 😢😢😢

[@brennantorretta7749]

Aqua meleeing shturman is proof he’s fake bad

[@GDoucet0403]

best video in a while ! Really enjoyable and hilarious

[@tamale314]

Playing the halo theme song and walking into the bedroom ready for the final boss

[@scrpnsting8276]

I remember watching this live. It was great!😅

[@destroyersblog]

52 mins is wild, I love it

[@PizzaShrimp]

I go to bed at like 8-9pm every night lol

[@stevebarnette]

Where do you get that deer wall sticker?

[@maincapitol8813]

The oblivion music has me laughing

[@ryanbrown5482]

My body physically cringed when he toggled the zoom at 39:19

[@HeadlessNun117]

what is the song at 38:42 I know it I just can't place it q.q

[@Imperial37]

HE GOT IT, HE FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT…..GLORIOUS DAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@SMOKEandDEAD]

Congrats on Kappa!

[@TheGreenn]

Its funny because I just watched him get Kappa yesterday. crazy

[@IMIv2]

song plays for 10 seconds, "and i'm done". Missus FPS must be so unsatisfied ;'D

[@pinnacle9879]

if possible you should try posting in 4k because of youtubes compression, it makes everything fuzzy. Either way thanks for the great content.

[@ricodarebeira1629]

They brought me my Tank Battery, 3B-TG and AHFI Stims so yes they do bring you what you need sometimes lol :D

[@Syrkyth]

Are we sure that was the part Halo song that Bhorse was talking about? Not the part with faux-gregorian climaxing choir?

[@crawler8192]

Congratulations on your FCond!

[@RealLilVodka]

Watching this at almost 4am and they start insulting me right off the bat 😩

[@SpongeBoss]

It's a miracle! Aqua is truely blessed. All hail our lord and saviour 🎉🎉🎉

[@cheery0163]

I LOVE ABNEY

[@Bonezzzino]

Me when 50 minutes Aqua video drops ------> C:

[@aaronsmith4940]

Remember the fuel conditioner!

[@canine_cleric]

Tremendous video. I'll cook spaghetti while I watch.

[@tonyhofknecht8294]

Whats the song at 35 mins?

[@GINGEYT]

it's the Oblivion meme song:)

[@tonyhofknecht8294]

@@GINGEYT thanks man :) made me crazy searching this sound

[@StAjoraGames]

Always nice to see our lord succeed.

[@popeofbart4812]

Our boy got kappa yesterday, let it be known :)

[@DOiNKLES]

2013 in prison… we had 52mins in between rounds when we visited our lawyers before the guard would pick us up…. during those 52mins i cant tell you how many inmates cranked one off in a concrete room with one window and a potential camera… but when i see 52mins… best believe im trying to break the previous record…. It was 16 times

[@TheJayde]

Was there a green laser or was Aqua just being crazy?

[@juanvillaseca9767]

Hold up let me get a piece of cake and some ice cream for the video

[@hunterhunted12345]

Abney is for sure aqua's biggest supporter

[@BirbarianHomeGuard]

The Legend of Mr. P

[@booloogaloo]

who here after aqua accomplished the thing on stream....?

[@l00tgoblin37]

👀

[@christianbeck2792]

Congrats on kappa!

[@Wacky_Bud]

I'm going to saver every minute of this video because my favorite time of the day was watching Aqua playing Tarky live. Kappa has been obtained and I the waiting has begun for the next time this guy plays with mediocre gear and the dragging of items from bag to bag. Oh how I miss you already 😢

[@madlad236]

The Loot Lord hunts down the Milk Enjoyers

[@AstralLateris]

Womp Womp Cromp Cromp

[@BalgaBear]

Watching Aqua hatchet kill Schturrman, and when I try and peak him from 180m he head nape me.

[@ericshanno5825]

Old videos of Aqua he just had like eyebags and looked so depressed lol. Just eternally tired looking

[@slinkstingray6255]

some cheeky last of us ost, W editors

[@immetalisgood4u]

TOE TUESDAY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@brianbarrett2487]

TOESDAY!!!!!

[@BrownRoze]

Abney is such a bro

[@pazmanian155]

5:57 you're welcome

[@Bilbopute]

He Trumped Shturman

[@harpoon_eggs]

its not about when you sleep, its for how long and what quality of sleep

[@gbuie]

Aqua is the best but holy shit some of his choices are infuriating to back seat game to 😂

[@sgttsmitty]

I love the edits lately, but the music gets a touch loud at points. Was hard to hear what was going on.

[@kristjanzzzz]

good stuff

[@Mattandhisstronghand]

This was nearly as bad as when Aqua couldn't find the badge for Kappa :D

[@voteZDLR]

I found 5 graphics cards looking for a fucking awl lol I love Tarkov

[@davidchatlinu5922]

CRAZY VPO BUILD lol

[@alfredothebro1166]

next wipe imma just challenge myself to just keep up with aquas pregression in his videoes lol. fairly new/bad at the game but it cant be too bad.

[@justinn5357]

No posting in ur main channel anymore mang ?

[@AlsoAqua]

Aqua streams on AquaFPS channel and edits a video for it every once and a while. Aqua is currently working on a main channel edit. This will not be super frequent but when a big idea comes to him he will work on one. Hope that explains. -Kings

[@iamsancho443]

Aqua has always been known to have a 640x800 pixelated shot of himself. Havent been on KZbin for 2 months but I swear last time I saw him that issue was fixed. Are we back to classic shitty pixelated Aqua again?

[@Gapi3463]

???? Is that for real??? That this guy cannot find a fuel conditioner for three months???? OMG