ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES

[@matthewmorgan582]

Bro, the first one had me dead. Bro is being actively munched on and the dude gets the mop and doesn't want to get in trouble lmao.

[@DaPumpkinMouse]

I don’t know why but Mr creeps saying “Rah!” is really funny to me

[@KaraTheGirlie]

I screamed

[@nivision]

this first story is like a satire deconatruction of rule stories and I'm living for it too much to fall asleep 😂 i kept waiting for them to give in and read the rules because as my grandma used to say, "if all else fails, read the instructions", but nope. just pure survival dystopia Lord of the Flies fast food style.

[@YokaiX]

The protagonist Johnny, is also as harmful to the employees as the supernatural entities, of the rules themselves

[@W333L]

It’s some of the shittiest writing ever put to paper… so yeah, just your average rules story

[@In2_Deep]

Johnny is funny, "why even come to the drive through if you don't have a mouth". No fucks given lol.

[@SaxyLament]

"Me manager. No special for you, Susan." 🤣

[@HEXdankmemes]

a 3h video of rule stories? what a blessing 😭🙏

[@ThePaulper]

The second one probably had the smartest protagonist I’ve ever seen in a rules pasta. Kinda refreshing ngl.

[@Pohe123]

Oh my lord the way u said rawwww when u said and a big chomp got me dying lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

Me to took me ney an hour just to get passed that point

[@micca7448]

oh my god I started crying when I heard it too LOL

[@Pohe123]

Lmao yea I sleep to all his story there all so good if I could meet him irl that would be amazing just to shake his hand and maybe just maybe do a story with him haha 😂

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

@@Pohe123 you'd never get passed him just saying hello because the only thing that will come to mind is "ROAR chomp" hahaha

[@R.ELL1]

😂😂😂😂you beat me to this comment 😂😂

[@christianjarvis7434]

Dude ordering in the first story had a good point about that sauce ngl

[@danielsuarez3198]

I absolutely love the rules stories 👑💪.

[@dionie1177]

The first story is hilarious, the noises, bahahahahahah

[@Adam_the_Awesome]

Employee covering the bathroom in guts "let the morning people deal with it" mood

[@iantownsend-t1c]

Always love listening to Mr Creeps!! Long time fan, as long as these get put on KZbin, I'll always have something to fall asleep to!! 👍

[@alleishafreeman1473]

The first rule story pissed me off so bad

[@YokaiX]

Johnny the psychotic rule ignorer

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Honestly i loved it. Bro just went fuck your rules.

[@NaomiMeyer-v7s]

How does this story manage to be deep and ridiculously funny at the same time 😂

[@rogerbowen162]

my brother in law works in fast food at burger King in Hopewell just picturing him at the register 😂 just reminded me was all

[@wearytraveler3210]

I just love the rule type of story, I don't know why but its always my favorite.

[@meka.1142]

Crazy that no one has actually finished this yet, without skipping.

[@ashtonbudden5963]

i have

[@Georgino893]

I’ve listened the whole way through a couple times. I love the long videos

[@ethanjohn5779]

One hell of a fever dream

[@thegoldennugs852]

Bro I just started the story, what is going on

[@DEADED2DEATH]

“Johnny your fired” bro there’s no restaurant to work at😂

[@williamcoles4950]

You’re

[@bartolomeestebanmurillo4459]

A compilation of the best rules series! Nice!

[@Seanax18]

its missing the School bus rules

[@The-watter]

​@@Seanax18maby we'll get a part 2

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

3:22 you guys are the best. Funny 🤣🤣😂 asl you know what "Patty" wants. "Raymond quit, oh 👋🏻👋 hey, good 👍🏻😊 for him" No way buddy, they want you to stay later, for overtime of course. Smh. Im a 37 years old home 🏡 owner born and raised in Chicago Illinois and im glad to be retired. Fast food life is terrible 😔

[@Shhhhhh.355]

Imagine being so stubborn that you literally go through hell and still won't just follow instructions 😭😭 whats wrong with mc ??!

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i just peed myself not even made the first 10 minutes keep having to remind 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

Up date it took me nearly an hour just to get passed the 15 min mark... "R0AR"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mr Creeps I love you man

[@mariahoekstra370]

I love what you do with Mcburger..! I was laughing so hard. And i rearely eat there now😊

[@taklampan650]

I broke the rule

[@cindyyoung4286]

Again?

[@Its.just.preston.]

I lost the game

[@lincolndali1582]

@@Its.just.preston.damn it

[@NaomiMeyer-v7s]

Better you than me😅

[@beatricemolina7261]

Sharing is caring

[@lilrex8020]

So happy ☠️ goodnight folkz

[@josephfrye1493]

Your rules videos be what I need, give me that life threatening structure required scenario 😂

[@ruelleangel2531]

Omg, I love this so much.

[@LarrySmith-w6u]

I love your rule stories 👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥 7:18

[@KaraTheGirlie]

12:02 creeps your scream was perfect I couldnt stop laughing cause ive never heard you attempt that before that was funny

[@SquirrelMasterAsh]

As a former fast food employee at a few different restaurants with a drive thru and artery clogging menu items, I gotta say, this just sounds like a normal Tuesday.

[@cgomez4801]

The cockroaches forming an alliance in the first story sent me. 💀

[@Lorey11]

I’m glad you recognize the popularity and audience of the rules. Thanks!

[@TheAntiNihilist]

Am I the only one who kinda wishes supernatural rule jobs that paid well were real so I could work one and get paid more? I think I’d be pretty good at following the rules

[@your_local_rin]

I listen to these while walking home after work, round 11pm-12am and the random "NARRRR" noise had me shitting myself 😂. Only a 30 min walk, 50 if I stop to get food . I love it tho

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

2:03:30 The descriptiveness is uncanny and I love 💕 the "dead as disco" line. Chicago Illinois loves this content 😎 and o hope whoever sees this does too.

[@kikikungfukakes6639]

Yes thank you!

[@dredd5355]

I wish the first story had a follow up story that went more in depth

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

Yeah 🤣🤣🤣 but then we'd know which rule Johnny had broken and the point was he never read them that's what makes it so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Requiem_act_I]

I wanted more rules stories so bad😭

[@damo921]

Listening to this while at my mcds job

[@gaboonjah]

Ok Mr.Creeps got me blushing with these rule drops❤❤😂😂

[@Blake2008h]

She can’t keep her hands to herself❤ 1:15:28

[@CreatorOfTheKoladi]

rules stories are my favorite!

[@tdx8mj707]

just got done watching!!! was good!

[@SolarisFallen]

Nevcer thought id hear mr creep RAAAARRRRR!!! LMAO OMG

[@MrReganomics1]

Mr. Creeps is the master of the Rules pasta!

[@ImSoToastie]

That restaurant story was so funny..the RRAAAGGHH lol! Must have had COVID before it came for food lol

[@gaboonjah]

OOHHH SHHUUUU ITS A COMPILATION OF SOME OF THE POPULAR/GOOD ONES ❤❤❤

[@Froggy_Bomb]

I really wanna know what the rules were in the first story 😂 like, if they HAD followed the rules, would there be no "vermin rebellion"? No shadow people? No miles of extra appliances? I must know! 😂

[@LeeEisPrettyStrange]

*****laughing like a chaotic diety

[@lonelysoul7661]

I love your videos always dude!

[@Shiver.Creepy]

Friend!! Always very useful videos, you are an inspiration to many KZbinrs like me who want to grow. Thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏 a hug ❤️

[@shadeyreign]

Nobody should have to pay $2 for sauce.

[@kinokodawn]

Rules were made to be broken

[@t0q14s9]

Lance, forward!

[@YokaiX]

At one’s own peril and even others’ peril

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

1:28:11 Thats why im so glad i am a subsciber to Mr. Creeps, i so much love 💕 and respect his work. This is the only channel l that you can receive content like this. God bless him, God bless you (👇🏻) and God bless all the subscribers too 🙏🏻. Chicago Illinois rocks with this content 😎

[@jcred350]

I hate this channel... I can't sleep without this guys voice anymore😢

[@meme_papi]

WHAT WAS THE FIRST PERSON WHO MILKED A COW REALLY TRYNA DO

[@antarcticmoongiant2691]

Get milk.

[@meme_papi]

@@antarcticmoongiant2691 but how they kno thas what wuz in there

[@mikescholz6429]

This is causing flashbacks 😳

[@AvalonDreamz]

The last story, bringing your "friend" into the situation was so diabolical. Because you just put her life in danger as well, probably more than you. smh

[@DaemonC]

Lmfao this is one of your best ones!

[@melissagrosse1185]

I thought it was only petulant high school girls who could finish every word with an "uhh". 😂. You crack me up ❤

[@keegandowns9319]

Yo snowing background by rthe fire every timre help keep my attention

[@anastasijajelic3298]

Ok, lets see....if you need to choop your finger every night to survive, theoretically, you can survive 10 days.... don't think the 200-400$ are worthy of loosing the fingers and life 😂

[@Streeties_den]

I laughed at the whole story lol😂

[@beatricemolina7261]

No cops!!! My rule

[@astyx460]

I love this ❤❤

[@TattooedPink]

Cheers 😊

[@DEADED2DEATH]

Rule stories have to be some of the best

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

BEST RULES story EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mom-a-Dragon7622]

Is the word Kamikaze to harsh for sensitive google as well?

[@avmelidor]

Very good

[@DeanDraxon8752]

The first story is one of those stories where I hope bad things happen to OP cuz they’re obnoxious lmao

[@YokaiX]

They’re also psychotic in putting others in danger as well as oddly nonchalant about supernatural entities

[@user-ol1lu6ok8t]

Creepy!

[@jamesrogers7049]

My first job was fast food job with a GM named Patty and an owner named Abdul. Jesus

[@Luvs2Troll]

RULES RULE!

[@doctorsarcasm.]

11:30 Man, I usually put your videos and sleep, many people probably do, your narration is good so I would strongly suggest you don't put any sudden noises like that, I woke up, I'm pissed, will look for other narrators. Honestly a shame cause I liked your narrations.

[@LM-yn7sv]

YARRR!

[@arnoldasmikalauskis3042]

Does any one know how he gets the cool looking thumbnails or pictures he uses for videos?

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

11:24 Dear God, freaking awesome 👍🏻😎. Everyone like comment and subscribe ✍️

[@deathdealerhype7819]

I need you to start uploading new vids 3 times a day. i burn through these so fast!

[@rtempest12]

And 'he' Doesn't Need to BURN OUT Fellow Listener.. ✌️ ❤ Fröm Ont, 🇨🇦

[@ChristopherDwiggins]

THERE'S NO RULES! 😮 THERE'S ONE RULE!

[@JelliedGrapes]

"Yarrr!"

[@DirtyMac5151]

I was close on the number, I thought it would be 756 and it was 7,256. Three outta four digits correct ain't bad.

[@Pohe123]

At like 12:04

[@williestreiff9314]

When did the military start saying 5:00pm and 7:00am it would be 1700 ans 0500, im just saying

[@leahjackett]

5:00 pm would be 1700 and 7:00 am would be 0700

[@lizzieisbaked]

Screw the rules. I have money.

[@invasion_of_meow_meows2176]

Story 1: What in the family guy shit was that?

[@martinschmitt9242]

I know, I couldn’t even enjoy it

[@lisamariehennessey4532]

😱😱 your having a giraffe

[@WanderingSage24]

3hrs yay!😂

[@williamcoles4950]

Could you please stop accepting and posting these “rules” and “x amount rules” or “there strange rules” stories? Idk about anyone else but I’m sick and tired of the same variations over and over again. It’s getting to the point where I rarely listen to your channel anymore, just because these stories have you a boost in views long ago doesn’t mean that is the reason you’re still getting them.

[@Brickis]

Ah-Bah-Dawn

[@gamingsweetlynxx1476]

What the hell was the first story man 💀💀💀💀

[@susanhorn3952]

I want my special! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...love Susan

[@Junior-rl8ew]

These stories rule, lol

[@JustSnapper]

Me too, wooosp

[@kamohlaubrey336]

I like to know the rules….. what’s this a guess the rules type game….?

[@billiesiler3869]

❤❤❤

[@bathtubs]

The tarrifs helped farmers. He used the tarrifs because China added tarrifs and stole American tech. They constantly broke agreements. Up until then, China got to do what ever they wanted. Also, he was working with manufacturers to come back to the US. There are a lot of nuances to trade, and you are deliberately misrepresenting them.

[@dingobutton]

What is a Susan special?

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

Patty cake, patty cake give a dog a bone. Roll it up, roll it up an put it in your palm lol.