Always Open: Ep. 60 - We Found a Unicorn | Rooster Teeth

[@astrealbrizbee9815]

Nick looks like a younger Gus dressed up as a Fallout character

[@abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Astreal Brizbee OMG I was thinking the same thing, he also sounds and talks like a younger or more chilled out Miles (or more nasally), to me at least.

[@CButtonshaw]

more nasally because Nick is older than Miles

[@liseloo82]

You need to get Michael on the show Barbara

[@rosieruu4424]

NZREPPING I bet the entire episode would just be Micheal yelling. XD

[@hideharu-xiii8852]

Michael AND Lindsay together

[@katmckenziepanpride]

XIII Chaos would ensue.

[@mr_dub]

And it would be glorious

[@BrutalFates]

To be honest I think Michael without Lindsay would be much better. At least for the first time.

[@ViroVV]

The only appropriate response to "You wanna Diddly do me?" MUST always be... Okilly Dokily neighborino to make it as Flanders awkward as humanly possible.

[@SlimeMage32]

Lindsays hair looks great!

[@andrewedmondson9361]

Hey Barbara here’s a drink recipe you should try for the show, The Royal Flush, made of crown royal whisky, peach schnapps, raspberry liquor and cranberry juice, please use it in your next episode

[@inactiveaccount2090]

Woahh, Lindsays hair is amazing im so jealous lol

[@juliapritt5487]

Yay Lindsay’s here!!! Her hair looks so pretty 😍

[@PyrotechNick77]

Burt Reynold's Shot... now I am thinking about Scanlan Shorthalt.

[@mateovazquez5658]

It's awesome when Lindsay and Barb are together.

[@SureFireTanis]

Lisneys hair looks so good

[@ImTheElixir]

Who?

[@VainArc]

Ah the small glass of water that’s what I call the Utah shot

[@Aitaitaitai]

VainArc Gaming the Utah shot is actually just a green Jell-O shot minus the alcohol chased with water 💦

[@Fanimati0n]

Ed, Edd, n Eddy totally holds up. the humor isn't dated at all. It's still as funny as it always was.

[@declanpm8578]

Unicorns are real, after all thousands of drunk Scottish people can't be wrong.

[@dewberry150]

The road looks absolutely phenomenal on Lindsay love it

[@elliottgb6161]

That last bit of advice from Lindsay was great... Thhanks !!

[@KatChartreux]

*Love that Mariel is wearing Lindsays shirt. I need it*

[@sellbythebell]

Annihilation was so good! Get after it Mariel!

[@wishfish5564]

Already heard this on iTunes, now watching it on KZbin!

[@dyzzee7861]

ChampionAirman 🏆

[@JaxBlade]

16:25 OMFG I've seen those so many times on the _late night escapades_ and 20:15 and 51:00 I F*CKIN CRACKED up hhahahahaha

[@azureangel8217]

JaxBlade do the diddlydoo?

[@JadeXeno]

Nah Beat your meat to the beat

[@mluna7509]

JaxBlade I didn't know you are fan of rooster teeth

[@JaxBlade]

I love RWBY and Always Open lol

[@violetdeaddd]

Lindsay is so pretty ahhh💜! Also, really enjoyed this episode.

[@willwillreview]

“Slap a fish!” Favorite line!!!!!

[@he4rt5]

OMIGOD LINDSAY'S HAIR IS GORGEOUS

[@Gimmeanicknow]

This podcast is definitely my favorite :)

[@상상비가왔다]

I love Barbara!!!

[@jaunearc1400]

We all do !!!

[@rosarioacuna24]

Love Always Open

[@rosarioacuna24]

I’m always waiting for the next episode! Good job to you all!

[@paragonofhonor9952]

Michaels stomach rage quit

[@SimpleToni]

Min 56. when they asking how to send stuff, it sounds more like, "Hey ask your parents permission first ", kind of ....lol

[@seredahawke3207]

I've never been this attracted to a Yoda impression.

[@KatChartreux]

*The girls are so pretty* 💜

[@SiSoyElTacoDeMexico]

Kat Chartreux Not as pretty as Nick

[@ClownJason]

I want barb to have Trevor on

[@BLUEHOUNDZULU]

Which one, AH or CC?

[@ReneKnights]

BLUEHOUNDZULU AH, they're dating

[@ClownJason]

BLUEHOUNDZULU AH

[@Luna-hd9fk]

Lindsay looks so pretty 💖💖💖

[@MeowkinsRingo]

Some of these "I'm Out" scenarios need to be scripted like Million Dollars, But...

[@michaelgreico9630]

New respect for Lindsay there. I have never met anyone other than me who can quote that Stick Stickly promo.

[@lowguncrossby3919]

Four eels...... I could listen to Barb read adverts all night.

[@lowguncrossby3919]

Not in a creepy way?

[@djguydan]

27:15 That use of unicorn is from "How I Met Your Mother."

[@jacobstorm6348]

I always watch these while waiting for more RWBY

[@matthewhull8282]

Indeed, the Box of Issues is a Boxy Boi.

[@AJvsEverything]

Nick Rutherford's mock instant anger issues are hilarious...

[@Nuhtalley]

i think barbs talking about the unicorn talk from how i met your mother lol

[@Cyntax3rr0r]

i like the thought of hot dogs being american tacos

[@ACTIONSALAD]

Thanks for the show your awesome peace out.

[@Thomas-VA]

Her hair is very nice, I like the color and style.

[@THESILVERNARUTO]

Lindsay looks great for having a kid. Hair's dope... Michael knows his stuff

[@DvnStone34]

meeting someone through rt would be pretty cool i have little to no friends that are into rt or even ah

[@gfj172012]

Nick is hilarious and was so in goodneighbor

[@Billywashere89]

CRUNCH TIME SEASON 2!!!!!!!

[@shavono8402]

Who thinks Simone Giertz would be a good guest to have on the show?

[@eemajyn]

This needs to happen

[@shavono8402]

I think she's in Austin right now for SXSW

[@camerondaly96]

Her and Barbara would definitely get along with all the punning

[@Shino2912]

Yes!! Lindsey!! love the red

[@aleksandarjonjic1768]

Lindsay's hair on POINT!

[@Amessbyalbert]

Lindsey's hair is amazing

[@BoredWatermelon]

A pizza is a pie. A taco is in it's own subcategory

[@ImTheElixir]

Shoutout to me for writing that BOI question more than a year ago. Yeesh.

[@Tesssasasasaaasa]

Nick we need more theatre of life

[@officerk1693]

I love lindsay so much 🐱

[@rnedisc]

I like that Chris is just RT's special boy now

[@connorhall478]

NIIIIIIIICCCCKKKK!!!!

[@aetheon9906]

Lindsay with the somewhat obscure The Office reference! "Dinkin flicka."

[@Zero0095]

That bit at the 13:00 mark... I swear to god I thought my significant other told me to do it "donkey style". I didn't want ruin the moment so I just assumed the obvious here. lol

[@zakkeith1508]

41:12 She almost said Trevor again

[@jazegalette7209]

Zak Keith She loves him too much

[@inquisitorichijou883]

Talking about unicorns makes me wish to see Lindsay dressed up in a unicorn onesie.

[@colincraig189]

Nick was the writer for episodes of Ax Cop, Golan the Insatiable and SNL??? Why am I just now hearing about him!

[@SPOICYRamen]

Yay! Always Open ✊✨🔥

[@Blink9699]

Rating dating profiles is such a good idea

[@orangesoda4535]

16:40 9 minutes? Ive only ever seen ones that go like an hour

[@IchigoKurosaki011]

Mariel: I would diddlydon't XD

[@akshaychandrashekaran4078]

All my celebrities have been Ryans.. Somewhere, BM Vagabond's ears perked up :D

[@Stevonicus]

He's too busy with Meg

[@griffmon86]

I only use tripping during the fall.

[@BossVJBeast]

I want a soundboard of barb sounding like yoda

[@RRiddleB24]

Your guest this week looks like Gus sorola as if he were cosplaying Han Solo

[@bucketofgoo]

Barbara was trying to say Ryan Reynolds and started to say Ryan Trevor because she couldn't get Trevor out of her head after mentioning him and that's adorable

[@liamdillingham2980]

I got too invested in the Hot Dog is a sandwich argument.

[@GabePuratekuta]

My only response is "Sandwiches are supposed to be delicious and not made of food garbage"

[@LogEnjoyer]

lindsay is awesome

[@nandee1fuery]

OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS WITH LAUREN LAPKUS. SHE WAS AMAZING IN JURASSIC WORLD.

[@Merchantcell]

You should have Casey Lee Williams on the show

[@jamesmason4275]

12:01 run run run and jump, I can be a backpack while you run.

[@OddOtter707]

~~Mariel looooves~~

[@dewberry150]

Wait it’s Wednesday and I just got back from Austin oh no I could’ve saw it!

[@TheDrLeviathan]

My top recommendation video is about how scientists found unicorn fossils. No, seriously, it is. Goddamnit, Barb.

[@ienzio7795]

Lindsay looks a lot better with red hair, wasn't a fan of the blonde

[@thebandit0256]

Me too

[@ricksmith4840]

Me too as well

[@Fanimati0n]

While I fully believe that Lindsay is beautiful regardless, I *do* think that red hair is definitely a better look for her.

[@yupperz00]

Takes me back to when her and Michael got married :') glad to see the red back!

[@glorysky1998]

It reminds me of someone who she voices, Ruby

[@raffyoli]

idk if its just me but when u say hotdog it can refer to either a hotdog on a stick or a hotdog sandwich, in which case a hotdog is sort of a sandwich

[@txjbreaker3035]

1 1/2 oz vodka, 3/4 Chambord, 1 splash of lemon-lime soda called the purple haze

[@RecklessFire29]

36:24 So you could say... Nick "Wanged Chun" that night?

[@Josef_Germany]

What a day to be a plank

[@margindoodles]

LINDSAY u look AMAZING GIRL

[@cardboard-boxgames9308]

Nick looks so young in this!

[@adams3627]

Given how he also lives in Austin and they talk about relationship problems a lot, they should really bring Dr. Nerdlove on for an episode.

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

27:20 the Vicky Mendoza diagonal

[@itsdeonlol]

Nick is cool!

[@tromboneking87]

Crunch Time Season 2. Come on, RT. Do the thing.

[@artemis3500]

LINDSAY!

[@Ondrix]

A hotdog IS a sandwich, specifically an open faced sandwich, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. If you disagree, then please explain why a hotdog isn't a sandwich while, for instance, a sub (let's say a Subway sub) is.

[@nobodyknows8080]

The hot/crazy scale is from how i met your mother! Love that show (and y’all’s)

[@Bowdeen1984]

I love this show

[@sleeepy181]

I was skeptical to watch this because that guy is new to me and that's always a little intimidating, however I stuck there and haven't enjoyed an always open episode like this in a while. Look forward to having him again.

[@phoenixwolf333]

can anyone give me a link to the shirt mariel is wearing? i tried looking in the store but couldnt find it

[@JaceKensut]

A Hotdog is a subspecies of the sandwich family

[@arcaneghost24]

I don't really believe in the online dating scene, but if they go through with this segment that they were talking about I would 100% make a profile and maybe even get into it just for the segment lmao

[@marcus_brown95]

Barbara😍😍😍😍

[@chrisc1140]

With that new segment, I'd be tempted, but I have IRL friends who watch a lot of RT stuff. Dunno if they watch Always Open specifically, but oof. The risks tho.

[@firstchoicesoftwash3416]

Chris C lol nice pfp brother

[@gracereuben5187]

Subs are made the same way. Some wraps are made the same way. Why not hotdogs? BRING IT, INTERNET!!!

[@kurokuma3366]

Hunter Sternback hotdogs, pop tarts, pizza, tacos are all sandwiches

[@jankaasman0110]

All is sandwiches , sandwiches is all They will rise and take over all foods Beware the sandwiches All will be lost to them I swear im normal

[@Ghostsoulless]

Kaj Baldwin I feel like I just witnessed a cult formation in this comment chain.