ALYSSA'S SECRET: Hollywood Diva Monologues

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Alyssa Edwards from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 and All Stars 2 delivers her diva monologues this week on Alyssa's Secret.
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From World of Wonder, the producers of The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, The Strange History of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, The Last Beekeeper, RuPaul's Drag Race, Life With La Toya, and Million Dollar Listing.
Schedule:
Mondays: Alyssa Edwards' Secret
• Alyssa's Secret
Tuesdays: James St James' Transformations • James St James' Transf...

[@lailamousrey2923]

"what the fuck am I doing with my life" Me every day gurl

[@moonmama24]

Tracy Martel I've said this same thing twice today. It has not been a good day.

[@mattmaddie1030]

moonmama24 I sry hope tomorrow is better ☺

[@gumchewernormally5190]

Tracy Martel samesies

[@7b7BenGazing]

Unhhhh. I broke an eyebrow. 😂

[@AlyssumIvy]

Me too, Tracy, me too.

[@nathancreek6086]

"you're acting like me in season 5.... deliver the damn line"

[@geethackz]

I literally love how she always says 'get the fuck out of my house'

[@troymeetsboy]

Can Alyssa just have her own show in a bathtub

[@adrian6591]

Why in a bathtub?

[@DylanHartwick32]

Right i totally would love that 😍

[@dovestone_]

"Do you like my shoulder?"

[@ertiebassy3612]

Katie Ahronson aa

[@dmolinah]

Dead

[@qu33nJ]

the monologue gave me joanne the scammer vibes

[@chunkysushibread]

Jess V YES!!

[@sch1380]

Jess V where do you think joanne the scammer get's her idea's. All hail the drag community,heritage,slang and legacy! They have built the industry togheter with amazing black sassy ladies. Fyi i'm muslim and i LOVE rupaul and the LGBT community! Respect everybody! ❤️❤️

[@kamacost]

GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY CAUCASIAN HOME!

[@Ur_So_Rude]

kamacost my hands down favorite line!!

[@kurigaru]

honestly, truly

[@aileedubaron]

I gotta be at work in 10 minutes and here I am in my pajamas watching this tomfoolery.

[@Tefixitafuckme]

Ailee Dubaron you have 3 minutes left maximum xD

[@ViolentAurora]

Don't even grab your shit, cuz I paid for it lol yes I did

[@daifminaj9670]

doesn't even seem like you pay for water to shower in

[@losingmymind611]

?

[@1MischiefRN]

I was living for that! ROFL

[@bethanyyoung10]

Kyra Smith she had me DEAD

[@mrwednesday687]

... on my credit card.

[@bimini3251]

"YOURE ACTING LIKE ME IN SEASON 5. DELIVER THE LINE" 😂😂 she's the best

[@rachelisgreat]

"Please enunciate your words I can't understand you." I CANT. Haha.

[@troymeetsboy]

she's back back back back again ;)

[@pimpindymepiece]

Troy and Chase got more yes gawds than the Vatican!

[@richninety]

Season 25? Rupaul will be giving us urn realness by then

[@josephfernandez3600]

she is so fucking entretaining

[@troymeetsboy]

This is totally impossible but how great would it be if Alyssa pulled a Shangela and dominated season 9?😂

[@miabona3764]

she should be in every fucking season!

[@samandrade783]

Troy and Chase she should host it and be a contestant & be a guest judge. At the same time.

[@meganbos55]

Samanta Andrade YAS😂

[@mandala314]

Troy and Chase nahh, Alyssa has already won our hearts, which is something RPDR winners don't always manage to do 🤗

[@hotcrunchycheeto]

but she was robbed *cries in the corner*

[@ErIcSaMpAiO36261000]

"You act worse than me on season 5" hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@DanielMercer_Videos]

When your QWEEEN is back back back again 2 weeks in a row (em😂)

[@emilypearcy5050]

YES

[@inyuasha157]

My tongue pop was ready the second i got the notification.

[@YPREE854]

25 ?? Her face 😦. ' You're gon tell me it's gon take those many years I'm tapped the fuck out' I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ob4sh3iq9b]

i think miss thing discovered a green plant

[@LittleRuess]

last time i was this early unhhhh was still on

[@alaskadelano2955]

LittleRuess oop

[@SetaNaapuri]

LittleRuess too real girl...

[@LittleCygnet]

):

[@tudlu5526]

LittleRuess don't make me kill myself please thank you

[@tyk2be]

too soon... :'((((((((((((((((

[@natalialovesalyssa]

Now I'm impatiently waiting for season 25 to happen so I can see Alyssa win her rightful crown

[@heavenwithin81]

Alyssa was the only one who could teach the proper tongue pop technique for me.

[@armincornix3902]

I'm dying! in the other video when she looked like this I said that she looks like an 80s rich woman who caught her husband cheating in her house and told him to get out and that scene almost happened.

[@GoodOlAllisonHarvard]

Her "Rich lady at Six-Flags" monologue at 6:40 is her best monologue in this vid tbh

[@robmonroy620]

is it just me or is she wearing her annie Oakley wig?

[@bax12131]

Rob Monroy is she country enough?

[@robmonroy620]

Baxter M well she is from texas

[@deansanchez5491]

Baxter M lol I'm fucking dying

[@gabetex]

"Get the f*ck out of my house!" I died! Too hilarious. Oh goodness, I must admit I do crazy monologues like these in my bathroom while I get ready. Past roommates caught me a few times, "Who are you talking to?" Love love love Alyssa Edwards. More monologues please!

[@davecsaszarable]

That boy stole the spot

[@arcadian5546]

i love how this series started with giving alyssa topics to talk about into complete fuckery

[@HardiSomal]

alyssa has actually lost her mind and I'm living for it xD

[@flowerbit4137]

I've never related to something more than Alyssa applauding for herself

[@GoodOlAllisonHarvard]

3:08 "I saw you in the self-checkout..." OMG😂😭🙌🏾

[@DirkAustin]

Lol, "tell me motherfucker". She got me rolling. She is diva realness!

[@Queenkirlia]

Rupaul probably wouldn't make it to season 25

[@anikak6300]

Bianca can take over for her

[@demiwemi4833]

Scarlett Martin Chad would be about to die, so Rupaul will probably want him to be happy

[@samsoda5352]

ew no...not Bianca. She looks the same, cracks the same jokes/shouts thinking it's funny which would only make the show tiring to watch. Michelle would likely become the replacement but I see Sharon as the only queen who has a certain similarity to Ru. (Hard to explain but she has it.) She's really matured through the years and knows her drag history/cares for it.

[@shaylaross6780]

Queen Kirlia look at Americas next top model

[@Queenkirlia]

Sam Soda bianca has the exact same versatility as ru tho... 🤔

[@gabbityx2510]

I think she had some of her daughter's ganja...

[@EdeWortonMusic]

How did she bomb so bad in the acting challenge on All Stars? This was great!

[@bluekinopio9390]

Ed Worton she is good with off the cuff acting , not really scripted

[@jeni150023]

that last minute and a half gave serious Joan Crawford Realness. ❤❤ I guess Alyssa really is Joan Crawford 😲😲

[@graphiquejack]

jeni150023 it was Gloria Swanson as Norma Desmond in Sunset Blvd. fabulous movie... if you haven't seen it it's mandatory

[@MsUserNameWasTaken]

Right! I was expecting some doo wahs any minute.

[@LuiszLanos]

"25? You gonna tell me it's gonna take all those years? I'm tapped the fuck out" I shat my pants.

[@emilypearcy5050]

2 WEEKS IN A ROW // I'M GETTING MY LIFE

[@vonray2781]

Thank you WOW Presents & Alyssa Edwards for bringing things like this into my life. They really make me forget, at least for a few minutes, all about this living hell! Thank you! (P.S.: This wasn't a diva monologue lol)

[@Jessinking]

SAME

[@dipmariposque5124]

i agree!

[@PhePheProductions]

this look is giving me life mama

[@princesskristan]

I want to meet her so badly!! She's everything to me ❤

[@angusraze9638]

Alyssa laughs like that one 50 year old chain smoking aunt everyone has

[@ashleighcranford3541]

3:18 The guy's "wicked eye"!

[@emberchord]

give us his instagram or tumblr or something please

[@arniecalang4583]

WOWPresents oh my god thank you

[@juanxo1515]

thirsty

[@cezaroddinsonii2180]

Arnie Calang do you still have it ? They deleted the comment ! Rigga Morris to the thirsty bitches that came late to the party 😠

[@musics4me]

Damn, 6 years later WOW deleted their reply

[@The_official_jaijai]

She must have filmed this the same day she did her AllStars 2 reaction!!

[@nallanosbor]

Christopher Johnson Girl your're right, good memory.

[@Ur_So_Rude]

Omg everything she does makes me laugh so damn much. I can always count on her lifting my spirits.

[@thatgirlamber14]

The look on her face when he said season 25 😂😂😂 i had to pause it cause i literally hit the floor!

[@miabona3764]

Her makeup keeps getting prettier! Like there were times when I thought it looked a little harsh but lately she looks even more beautiful

[@talldrinkfrombmore4206]

RPDR 25, death dropping with depends and denture popping. Who's in a wheelchair now Blanche? Haus of Edwards the Golden Girls of Drag.

[@veronikablackwell]

In Kroger 😂😂😂😂😂I live for Ms Edwards

[@hannahtraynor3756]

God I love her so much

[@musics4me]

You had me CAKCLING throughout the video. And yeah since the first second I knew your were feeling the gig

[@Hawwkins]

The intro is EVERYTHING!!!!!

[@fluffanater1]

'You dun ruined my good bath!' lmfao Jeezuss!

[@kieraflowers9928]

such a gorgeous smile, UNHhhh ! glad I now pressed the bell. my heart skipped a beat when I saw the ad for this. hallo, momma !

[@sunnimooni]

Alyssa has impacted my life in so many ways, I look up to her so much

[@georginamae4763]

okay i was in english today and i was taking and exam so it was silent. I had the erge to tounge pop. i then toung poped and everyone laughed. I was never prouder😂❤️

[@twork90]

Love that crown 👑😂

[@IzeYenoGhey]

This fuckin killed me. 🤣

[@carolynhbell]

Bat shit crazy, drop dead gorgeous!

[@umbraunicorn8107]

Carly Bell Accurate af.

[@ukuleleurieum]

Alyssa's mug in this is PERFECTION

[@liliar.g.9055]

That "best sister" trophy though😂

[@Notakoreaboo]

Her makeup has just gotten so much better as the show progresses is2g she gives me life and now im wondering what read u wrote u would have sounded like with her verse

[@cristilandia99]

That monologue was everything 👏🏼

[@loveniakirkwood4129]

straight foolery!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 I live for it!!!!

[@alexandriaspelmon1250]

We definitely need more of Alyssa's monologues 😂😂😂

[@facuarroyo3249]

Ok, the cute guy was serving Wes Bentley realness XD Anyone else???

[@gigireeds3687]

"I might have been a little late, but I'm not too late because I was just on time." Took me a fucking second there.

[@JawshV]

Kroger LMAOOOO. dying 😂😂😂

[@_matti_1797]

I could listen to her for a lifetime and wouldn't get bored

[@urakunt866]

Give Alyssa her own show , damn it !

[@chiorina]

"I'm not nervous you're behind me. I'm nervous at the fact that I just saw you two days ago at a grocery store...like Kroger. " LOL

[@weevil6969]

"I didn't get small, it was the race that got small... I'm ready for my close-up" - and THAT is Ms Alyssa Edwards in a nutshell, squirrel friend

[@veronicareyes513]

When she goes "wheres my fuckin money bitch" thats me on pay day storming into my managers office lmfaooo

[@BamItzSummer]

I couldn't stop seeing her head shape the whole time it was like there was no wig just pure head but I love it

[@emmersonrose2468]

EVERY. SECOND. OF THIS VIDEO IS GIVING ME LIFE!!! DONT EVEN GRAB YA SHIT CAUSE I PURCHASED IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@codespots]

I almost pied my pants from laughing-Alyssa you are LIFE

[@Mars101001]

and this little number was the right one to hit subscribe on. Thanks, Alyssa Secret!! xoxoxo ~~

[@mitcheluh]

More monologues! This was too entertaining.

[@Angelica_Rodriguez39]

"get the fuck out of my house" DEADDDDDDD (edit: EVEN MORE DEAD WHEN SHE COMES UP WITH THE AWARD AND IT SAYS "BEST SISTER" 😭😭😭😭)

[@brysonct93]

"Stand 5 feet back" y'all this is the most hilarious episode of Alyssa's secret. LMAO

[@sannydee]

She got Me together In the first 30 seconds!! I purchased them!!!!!!!

[@elvisfarias685]

HAHAHAA ALYSSA IS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING SHE DOES.

[@fijikween5547]

Omg I was non stop laughing I love you 😂❤️❤️

[@Mars101001]

lol she won the title like three times in this 7 min. video!!! She is awesome with her monologue gig.

[@marymvc]

0:18 My boyfriend does this monologue every week followed up by my slow clap. I never leave because he never calls 911.

[@LicorneGAYming]

GAWD! This is the best one ever! You go rule gurl!

[@bonnierite]

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IN THAT HAIR GURL

[@NeonSlowpoke]

Deliver the line! "Doo wah, doo wah..."

[@just_cade]

SHE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST BEAUTIFUL QUEEN EVER

[@vicparaleigos]

_25? You gonna tell me it’s gonna take those many years? I’m tappin’ the fuck out!_ *LEGENDARY*

[@Mars101001]

My cab driver is actually a friend of mine. I was so happy it was her who showed up and gave me a ride home. Now I am watching queens and anyways she was telling me about how she delivered a prescription for extra. She had to get background checked in order to do medical deliveries. She got paid triple or something to deliver a prescription so I came back at her like, "that's a good gig girl!!" hehehe

[@NyraDelRey]

"The kids are gonna read the dog shit out of me at home" I'm crying

[@patrickmckearin484]

You deserved to win All Stars!!! You are so talented and they had to eliminate their biggest competition. You are amazing!

[@luqmanhafeez55]

In katya's word "Oh my god, she is joan crawford!!!"😂😂😂

[@TheBuffetWitch]

I just can't handle how much I fuckn love you!! This was everything!😂

[@gurliegu]

Cannot wait to see you in Liverpool, UK 🇬🇧

[@inzie23]

I AM LIVING FOR THAT BATHTUB SCENE.

[@baricala]

She is giving me Joan Crawford at 5:35! Yasssss

[@piggypige]

The most iconic episode of Allyssas secret tbh