AMATEUR HOUR • Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

[@3Katana3]

"Ten seconds, we're fucked." - James "We tried our best." - Aleks These lines need to be added to the Counter Terrorist's dialogue in CSGO when it's too late to defuse the bomb. Valve, please.

[@TubFull0fWater]

Aleks looked like he was dealing with the stress of a legit bomb operator xD

[@AdamChadmon]

TubFullOfWater James too with all the screaming

[@AzalionMusic]

Jesus christ the production value in this is insane.

[@Zesrii]

Ye

[@ericunderwood6809]

The editing looks like buzzfeed editing in a way with those little name things coming up. But yes they are really going all out of this. Maybe it's why we haven't seen them in hub related stuff recently

[@AzalionMusic]

I didn't even notice that tbh...welp I hope how this is how it's always gonna be because its really good rn

[@vtcbatman2444]

+Eric Underwood they've straight up said that's why thy haven't been in hub videos recently

[@xChickenKawaii]

+TheGamingOshawott That 7.7 millions dollars James had are for this channel. ^.^

[@TheBoss0110101001]

The "We tried our best" needs to be animated.

[@aaronviera8292]

PLEASE

[@TheBoss0110101001]

She said no because, "Why would I animate something I don't even watch?"

[@SaberRexZealot]

She doesn't watch James anymore?

[@ghostly6175]

+SaberRexZealot Probably doesnt watch cowchop

[@validname4328]

+SaberRexZealot who?

[@bogser8998]

This channel, especially Aleks and James together, is a fucking masterpiece

[@bogser8998]

***** Already did to me

[@bree8899]

+UberHerbert It started to turn to shit when Eddie left.

[@harrybaglin9594]

Bogser damn straight

[@gunsoup9530]

Saturrrn 。 true true

[@highaliAn]

Bogser i

[@juanchoinocencia3006]

😂😂😂 the moment alex says we tried our best 😂😂😂 love these videos

[@IcarusNadir]

+Juancho Inocencia Aleks*

[@DovahkiinCrip]

i couldnt handle it dude i died a little

[@nonexistent4555]

Juancho Inocencia i am offended

[@allyski5914]

James doesn't know what the batteries are. Yells at Aleks. gj

[@DJayShady]

"We tried our best."

[@broskiproductions49]

Gets me every time

[@KaponoMonster]

”WHAT THE FUCK YOU FU-“ *BOOM*

[@SuperAqua9]

I like how Aleks has a headset on as well as the walkie talkie

[@drae]

This is awesome! Love the production value and fuck lets hope Aleks never has to be in a dangerous situation and save a life

[@MrDUDE1944]

+Draegast A wild Draegast appears XD damn, never thought I'd see u here

[@UberPizzaZombie]

Draegast!

[@michael09871]

Lol it was James fault the first time didn't look for the battery's.

[@Evan-ow8hg]

I didn't expect to see you here

[@kennyken602]

Draegast you're awesome

[@CowChop]

MORE TO COME!

[@sleepingdogtom9258]

Mine too

[@karas3248]

We want MOAR

[@nictotine264]

gud

[@wendygang5282]

Yes

[@SSketchii]

When will james have the Manuel to find out the difficulty to find shit on it

[@CowChop]

UTTER JUICE

[@Doggyc007]

Milk me

[@farecaregamer1586]

chicken period blood!

[@SassySasquatchh]

Scrump Diddly Umptious

[@joefarley5423]

I prefer ostrich juice

[@alohaaitsgabby]

+Cow Chop ok

[@CowChop]

HEY HEY HEY HEY

[@mooncide_]

meow

[@GabeLasher14]

+Cow Chop FUCK MY UDDERS

[@BlaReagy]

+Cow Chop Hey baby.

[@boo._.8137]

Punch me in the face, fathers

[@farecaregamer1586]

quack

[@Encryptoh]

Aleks: "Roger that over and out, or just over I mean sorry" James: "Excuse me" Aleks: "Over" James: "Excuse me?" Aleks: "Roger that" James: "Excuse me?" James: "Can I start?" Aleks: "That's ay that's affirmative" I have no words.

[@TheBDQJP]

wow i cant believe we watched the same video

[@yada4444]

Oblivion conversations

[@Cheese.9898]

While Aleks plays the part of an incompetent operator well, James was by far the worst part of that team lol He kept rushing Aleks, gave horrible descriptions of everything, and then couldn't even find the batteries.

[@kylebell7879]

so true

[@Retro_Dynamic]

Cheese9898 lol it’s a fucking game, what do you expect. It’s James and aleks 😂😂😂

[@3MusicDudes]

the dream team

[@joaofernandohehe]

This is already better than all of the creatures content of the last 2 years

[@galactusthedestroyer1111]

Fr tho

[@Thisguy1273]

+Doge Shots fired (true though)

[@PrinceZakariyya]

+Doge lol yup

[@SassySasquatchh]

Is there really a need to be so disrespectful? I'm not trying to stop you from sharing your opinion, I personally just feel stating it like that stimulates a cycle negativity in the fans, and is better avoided. That's just me though.

[@elijahjohnson6313]

straight facts

[@ayesupman923]

Was I the only one who got chills when Aleks said, "We tried our best..."

[@guyens]

made it seem like a drama movie

[@meatystalactite531]

No he was alluding to Cow Chop's future

[@CowChop]

🐮🔪🐮🔪🐮🔪🐮🔪🐮🔪🐮🔪🐮🔪

[@joshkoole8457]

Pussy fuck me

[@poppysilver]

+Cow Chop why did James have 2 walkie-talkies?

[@lmtx45]

moo cut

[@ThinJizzy]

+lmtx45 beef cleaver

[@xxglitchninjaxx]

+Cow Chop I thought someone said this was an April Fools joke!!!

[@lordmaul7278]

Who’s watching in 2024? Rip Cow Chop :( Good times watching this channel as a kid

[@ianmccallum9818]

James describing the symbols made me want to scream

[@FlamingSQUIRTLE]

it's pretty impressive that aleks was able to figure out that hieroglyphics thing with the descriptions james gave lol

[@FRANCO-cm7ol]

it was so vague hahba

[@CowChop]

STOP. JUST THINK.

[@farecaregamer1586]

eat my cow shit

[@bryanaharmonia]

+Cow Chop there was no thinking happening for 2/3 of the video

[@treecat]

+Cow Chop frick off dad

[@damo3923]

I ate a burger today. I hope it was your family.

[@tepigiscute123]

420 likes yo

[@josheckman6187]

It was James' fault they lost... he didn't know where to find the batteries.

[@kathryn-]

watching these vids 5 years later it's sad to know that it's over now but watching this is making me smile & laugh and it's so *_comforting_* to watch again. i'm about to binge watch the *fuck* out of these.

[@mathuchavivi3352]

When I start over from the beginning I like to pretend that I'm just tryin to catch up to their lasted video (2023)

[@swagre5555]

Holy shit. Five years ago. I still miss this channel so much.

[@ThatManWasTheRyback]

Legends deserve the wwe hall of fame james and aleks vs shawn michaels and triple h wrestlemania 33

[@CowChop]

+That Man Was The Ryback Thank you BigShowRyback

[@CarlosN47]

Big Show is a skinny high flyer and a PG legend

[@MisterVidicus]

+That Man Was The Ryback Oh god, you follow THIS CHANNEL TOO?!?! Have you heard from CM Puke?

[@hellavela747]

yes it needs to happen

[@psivewri]

"We tried our best"

[@blindwhy]

Sums up their channel, really.

[@georgebirt6534]

Guarantee they said that to Jordan when they left the creatures.

[@kingalberich]

🐮🔪 hype!

[@CowChop]

+kingalberich MOOO

[@reubenbirch]

+Cow Chop 🐮🔪

[@kingalberich]

+Cow Chop MOOOOOOOO

[@sage1622]

+kingalberich fat

[@zeys5865]

+King Aleks gay

[@f.r.285]

if James knew where the batteries were actually located at on the second bomb, they would have made it.

[@Crayer]

I Imagine James beign a real life "Bomb Defuser" and yelling "THAT WAS WRONG YOU DEEPSHIT!"

[@FVKELI]

This channel is so well organized and has amazing content so far.

[@Sad_Elf]

I wan't to hug Aleks for this, he looked so stressed

[@huzaifahismail469]

He tried his best. Good job on him

[@songfultomcat]

IM PRETTY STRESSED YK

[@zaconder]

I love how everyone is upset because of The Creatures joining the RT family, yet Cow Chop is also part of the RT family.

[@dinozero2]

Lol because fuck logic!

[@Franciko13]

source?

[@nicksoldano2823]

+zaconder Yeah it's not, it is independent.

[@franciscoreyes7653]

+zaconder I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure it's just thecreaturehub channel. But what do I know my first name is Dick and my last name is Butt.

[@Donderu]

+Nick Soldano what's wrong with that? Let's play is amazing

[@untitled7855]

Entire time i was waiting for "Mission failed, We'll get em next time..."

[@bokikokakolicocacolaandmen4741]

That's from COD :P

[@some-replies]

They did this game better than anyone else ever did. Should have been used for an ad

[@SinkaHui]

omg James' extremely vague description of the symbols killed me

[@NinjaPups]

Perfect choice of a game to start with! xD

[@iamlegendani]

Honestly so grateful that this is a thing now and that it wasn't actually just a prank. Favorite channel on here, and they only have three uploads. :')

[@KnAnthony]

I saw people mentioning how Cow Chop is amazing on Seamus' videos a while back, but didn't check it out until now. Just wow, instant sub.

[@luanarodrigues9271]

I wanted to kms when he said the batteries were the orange things

[@Daimon174]

This was so badass in a weird way. Aleks is awesome.

[@mccnshyyne]

I agree :3

[@upload646]

the description of the hieroglyphs james provides kills me

[@VivaLaShed]

"We tried our best"' fucking lost it 🐮🔪😂

[@tinolatham9491]

Rian Adshead I HAVE ACTUALLY FOUND ANOTHER STOKE FAN THAT WATCHES THESE IM SO PROUD

[@andy-tm5re]

west ham.

[@janninecasillas]

James was making me anxious the whole fucking time, Aleks did amazing under that kind of pressure

[@Olacarn]

James needs to be a bit better at describing the heiroglyphics. He could have easily said an upside down y with a slash on top.

[@TheTaivion]

Zoro!!

[@4Load0fBarnacles]

says the guy who cant follow directions

[@Olacarn]

gRaNdMaStAySexXxii I can follow directions! Its that weirdo kicking maniac who cant.

[@mihai10stoica]

+Roronoa Zoro It's the fucking half life logo.

[@Olacarn]

Mihai Stoica Touche. It could easily be that.

[@santinostudios4254]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST CHANNEL ON KZbin ALREADY

[@watermao3403]

This is awesome! The editing is on point. Loving the chemistry between you guys. You really live up to the hype!!! This channel deserves much more subscribers👍👍👍

[@InfiniteLives8]

But they've basically made one vid lol. give it some time

[@DeVortigon]

16:36 Thats a greek letter named Lamda:λ its also on haλf- life

[@CrispyKorn]

+sotos124 lowercase : hλlf-life or uppercase : HΛLF-LIFE

[@CIubDuck]

+sotos124 Actually called Lambda

[@DeVortigon]

+WaldoHD Well in greek you pronounce it just like "L"

[@PixelKnighty]

In physics it stands for half life which is the amount of time required for a certain material to deteriorate to half it's original mass.

[@XHardcoreXGamer]

isn't it also the symbol wavelength

[@CruxRiajuu]

"Hey baby that's what I'm here for. You know what I mean?"

[@OwlNightLight]

Fuck I remember seeing this video when it said uploaded an hour ago, and now that it says 7 years ago I'm just in awe

[@rhapzodyk541]

Keep it up, at this point nobody's going to check on the hub anymore.

[@robinlarsen3829]

this channel is my absolute favorite, for sure

[@tempe_estus]

The video that started everything and ended 2016 with a bang

[@Gruuno]

This is just pure gold. I hope they will keep this up. James + Aleks is the perfect combination of hate and love at the same time. They will go far with this if they just keep this up.

[@codygarton7177]

I don't know if he was doing it on purpose but James cant describe ANYTHING to save his life

[@Dennis-2000]

James fucked it up cause he didnt look at the batterys and blamed aleks XD

[@ethansilva9562]

I usually never like videos. But I HAD to with this one because it was that good. Keep up the good work boys

[@SoiledBreeches]

Anyone else find it oddly inspiring when they finally did it? Like Aleks' face when James shouts "WE DID IT!" into the walkie was like something from a Robert Zemeckis movie

[@82olys]

This is the most tense video I think I have ever seen. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. I laughed so hard after it was over. The amount of relief I felt for no reason.

[@spaghett0id]

Its already been said 10,000 times but the production quality here is awesome. This channel already kicks ass

[@johnathanlorenz6484]

Retreating back to the good old days of this channel :'(

[@13magicpotatoechips]

These videos bring me way too much joy honestly

[@AlexisAFC]

#bombsquad #SSOHPKC

[@imaginairemusicalt]

^

[@UnexistentYT]

Please

[@shockingjustice3884]

+AlexisAFC What's with the hashtag for Seamus?

[@shockingjustice3884]

Zeph oh. It's been forever since i watched treetopia i should probably go back and watch it again.

[@thefluffer9115]

That's a throwback right there

[@CreekActual]

11:36 iconic auditory memory

[@herocuke]

Love James' reaction to Aleks getting it wrong. 4:52 11:37

[@FlowerMorgan]

the zoom-ins for emphasis killed me

[@chipbowdrie8910]

Why is Aleks calling that ninja turtle with a facemask James?

[@SquiffyMagoo]

Teenage mutant ninja nova

[@chipbowdrie8910]

xander trejo No.

[@ariel.b95]

I just realized "Cow Chop" is a play on "couch op." gg

[@mccnshyyne]

Lol

[@taylortorres2131]

You can read the "About" section on channels, too???

[@ariel.b95]

+KZbin Admin oh

[@ChrisRembKFL]

+timtimmy2000 Actually couch co-op

[@brooksiderb]

ye

[@lordmaul7278]

Who’s watching in 2024? RIP Cow Chop :( so many great memories watching this channel as a kid

[@takashit7070]

I'm loving every single upload of Cow Chop. I've never laughed so consistently on a 20 min video and so hard in my life. You and James working together is a blast. I hope you guys keep doing those videos!

[@freddyotterson1767]

THIS CHANNEL IS AMAZING WTFFF!!! 🐮🔪 for life!!!

[@kindaGrim]

3 years later and its still a great video

[@DucksAhoy]

Looking forward to seeing James trying to operate next :D great first ep

[@epic-a]

Nearly 3 years later and I finally am watching this. This was too good to watch lmao

[@coletrainhetrick]

you guys are just simply brilliant, you give such a great production value for such a simple game

[@blueplatypus22]

I love how Aleks has a head set, a lavaliere mic, and a walkie talkie.

[@Jaemin1804]

Cow chop isnt disappointing, 10seconds in and im already lmfao~

[@jakjakjak3284]

I fucking died when he said "we tried our best"

[@newmediaum8719]

Wow u guys have a really good editor. And these are SO hilarious. I'm glad you two are back to making content. You're seriously one of if not THE funniest duo on KZbin.

[@ryan2395]

This video was hilarious! I would love to see Aleks be the defuser and James be the expert!

[@yaninemontez5331]

Really wish this would have been a series that continued.. I came back to watch it all the time

[@ThePizzaGut123]

Your wish came true

[@yaninemontez5331]

PizzaGut I was extremely excited! Never clicked on a video so fast 😁

[@black-lungmorgan8343]

That a good quality video.

[@Sydney-qs8jq]

I'm in love with this already ❤️

[@NightSwipe17]

Production quality on this is insane. Absolutely fantastic job, can't wait for more!

[@captainkriptonite9461]

Just like the bomb exploded so did there channel. Into a hit and also into all of our faces, I loved taking a load like that explosion any day. Either way here is to me continuing the marathon of watching cowchop, I WILL WATCH ALL OF THEM and comment on EVERY single one. I wish all those prosperity and luck in the present and future. To the channel that made so much great content, will be missed. Not by all, but by some. 3rd episode of binge

[@bryonydddddddv]

I haven't laughed this much at a KZbin video since their Trouble In Terrorist town series.

[@Thevideogamejoker]

Seriously love this channel. Honestly i like it a lot more than thecreaturehub. Aleks and james are the best ^_^

[@adrianreyes1121]

I came back expecting nostalgia to carry the videos but holy fuck I forgot how amazing these videos were.

[@aerisvulkan2538]

These videos are truly masterpieces; they belong in a museum.

[@emilyfox7504]

It takes a lot for me to laugh out loud now days. But James and Aleks had my on the floor laughing so hard. I always have loved these two.

[@TheMrdirtyking]

"O as in Oscar or L as in lima?" I laughed so hard😂😂

[@Futurefighter4900]

Why? It's just the NATO phonetic alphabet.

[@TheMrdirtyking]

+Futurefighter49 because..... how do you get the letter O from the letter L

[@asimplehello9839]

+TheMrdirtyking Over the radio it is very hard to tell apart different letters and numbers which is why the phonetic alphabet was developed. You' d be surprised what you will think you heard vs. what was said

[@purvdragon-sensei]

+LetsGoGaming It's dangerous, letting jokes flying like that. You have to hold them down.

[@isaiahthomas2401]

These were the days

[@TheBoss0110101001]

This editing is great!

[@Laserkitten]

This is so well put together

[@SHYUUMESANBROA9]

Man this channel will always be remembered, goin back and watching these in 2022 is crazy!! These guys were legends to me, and I still enjoy goin back never gets old, wish KZbin didn’t change all its guidelines or else these guys may have kept going for longer, But also I doubt it, being older and watching these I’d hate to live with these guys😂😂 but I miss them all, I still watch James on twitch, cuz he’s always been my guy, he has been my favorite ever since I watched the creatures, hope the rest of the crew is doing good these days, Much love

[@jacobstevens8519]

I really like the idea of incorporating a skit along with the gameplay. I look forward to this channel's future content!!

[@Prim3MavericK]

I just watched a video of bomb defusing experts beat this with no challenge. .. it refreshing to see this tbh

[@Rave4004]

20 FUCKING MINUTES AND EFFORT THEY PUT IN. LORD ALMIGHTY I MUST BE IN HEAVAN

[@SofaSorcererSam]

I'm from the Midwest and I can confirm that if you meet me, I "can give you a handy sandpaper."

[@CowChop]

+Samuel Stephen Thank you for this confirmation.

[@Etropis]

Still can't get over the significance of the headset. Beautiful.

[@miniwolfearts]

I'd honestly be more than happy if this channel was nothing but gameplay from this game.