Phil Plays MINECRAFT!

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[@airabelle]

underwater zombie: *charges towards phil with a trident* phil: _friend?_

[@datsvewynice]

he has a weird brain

[@sarahgoethals8559]

I was the 69th like...

[@niftythegoblin]

Phil: [goes up to underwater zombie] daddy? Drowned: ????DO I LOOK LIKE-

[@111.m4xus]

it's called a drown 😅

[@jod_hates_it_here6895]

@@111.m4xus underwater zombie superiority

[@andreacolon307]

Phil saying “I’m safe” in situations where he very much is not safe is both funny and incredibly anxiety inducing

[@Greenhawks45]

In particular the ending got me 😭 Not me just waiting for something to drop in outta nowhere as he did the outro

[@quinnwilson6201]

"I'm safe" he says, while sitting in a hole with no roof and a very accessible entrance.

[@dimitra_k]

right?? the entire time i was shaking my head trying to somehow communicate to him that you need to close up everything around you if you want to be safe

[@nonamewriter7950]

And entire episode without making a crafting table or a single tool--impressive.

[@brooklynnbailey4356]

😂😂

[@itsruthieee]

too busy crying

[@Cy4r1n]

i feel such a strong urge to yell

[@Cy4r1n]

and to cook some minecraft steaks for u... maybe give u full diamond armor.. just in case ;;;;

[@baguettegott3409]

@@Cy4r1n It'd start with giving him a _crafting table_ for god's sake, that boy's not gonna get anywhere at all at this rate lmao

[@peppermintfizzy]

OMG CYARINNNN

[@hanlitwin]

it's literally painful

[@alyssamae4]

Dan would be so proud.

[@arcadianlilac]

this statistically has to go better than last time i think

[@anikokiko]

let's hope so

[@charlotteh42]

the bar is on the floor

[@hanlitwin]

which would not be hard

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

the bar is not just on the floor, it is deeper down underneath the floor than Phil ever explored in this whole video!

[@ronnieredmayne]

@@charlotteh42 Yes, but in this case, you can mine under it. :D

[@ConniSmiley]

"Philly is getting wood. Things I should not say: that." *seconds later* "Eat the meat! Take my snake!"

[@Periwinkie22]

Horny bonking Phil fr

[@Charky_Creations]

nobody tell him that that achievement was originally called "get wood"

[@thestrangemusician168]

Pretty sure he said “take my steak.”

[@thestrangemusician168]

Pretty sure he said “take my steak.”

[@AlienZizi]

why was he so startled when he said it bahahah

[@Keroanne]

Important info for Phil: get wood planks first, and make a crafting table with those planks. You can then make a lot more things, like pickaxes and swords.

[@emmieggs]

also! use wooden pickaxe to mine stone, use stone to craft a stone pickaxe, use stone pickaxe to mine iron, use iron to craft iron pickaxe. (swords are also useful for dealing w shrek in jeans.)

[@gothicchica7263]

Also to get coal to need to mine them. If you turn off the constructible switch when you open your inventory where you can craft things in a 2x2 area you can see everything you can possibly make. It helps you see the materials you need to collect for what your making.

[@jojoslameerrand9305]

This really is the first comment I see while waiting to skip an ad. I knew the bar was low but wtffff

[@MeganBurr]

Make a bed to sleep through the night and skip all the scary stuff!

[@btothec4650]

Quality tip right here

[@drakesw0rd]

i think phil would probably enjoy creative mode a lot more than survival mode, because it is way less stressful as a beginner and you can basically just do whatever you want... provided that he gets at least a little bit of guidance so he's not completly overwhelmed with what he can or should do

[@AgentSteffi]

@@a_bear Oh yeah, peaceful might be the way to go for the beginning

[@justarandomchannel8150]

Plus he can learn more that way without possibly dying

[@sophiafoster8531]

Hmm, I'd say maybe peaceful bc he probably enjoys making progress which you don't really do in a creative world

[@briannasmith7746]

It’s also a great way to get acquainted with all the items and materials in the game to get a better understanding of what to do in survival

[@paigemissy790]

Phil should just do a live playing minecraft so that he can have the chat help him out and give him tips on what to do. :)

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Omg no I think that’s a terrible idea 😂 with the number of viewers he has, the backseat gaming would be overwhelming 😅 he’d be better to watch some tutorial videos first

[@Sentientmatter8]

Can i like this more than once?

[@vantannie9291]

nah backseat gaming will probably be hell tbh

[@percabethlumity]

@@vantannie9291 It'll be hell but probably still be a lot of fun to watch lol. Streaming minecraft would be so fun to watch. Alternatively, he could collab with a minecraft youtuber! That would be amazing and I'm sure plenty of MCYTs would be happy for the opportunity.

[@leeroyjenkins3391]

@@percabethlumity this ⬆⬆⬆⬆

[@spicyfriedsquid6503]

It's always fun to see genuine reactions from people who've never played minecraft. Phil thinking the chicken was a goose was hilarious

[@neenathisismyhandle]

me when phil finds a wolf: “don’t hit it. don’t hit it. don’t hit it.” phil: *hits it* i should not have expected any other outcome D:

[@antsamaeva7094]

"goose!" is the antithesis to "look at all those chickens!"

[@celestewilkinson7152]

Phil: *knows he needs shelter if he doesn't want to die 3 times a night* Also Phil: "ooh look an underwater cave"

[@stranger-things3913]

Me as a 4yr old playing minecraft for the first time: "This is so easy" Phil playing minecraft for the first time: " maybe i can feed the horse berries! "

[@mangojeli]

four years old ???

[@idunnoman7577]

same here, except I still don't know how to play on a ps :D

[@stranger-things3913]

@@idunnoman7577 Same, i can only play on switch xbox and mobile lol

[@AyeletZuckerAz]

Important tip: The enemies spawn in darkness, not just at night. Your cave isn't safe if it's dark! Put up torches!!

[@julia-md9bh]

"I feel like I've learned a few strategies but haven't implemented any of them well" this is the constant state I live in

[@waylynndunn8548]

“I’m safe!” - Phil who is very much not safe

[@cexilady3333]

Me at all times

[@jasperD33]

He wasn’t safe once in the entire video

[@emmaw2152]

phil: *dies about a dozen times* also phil: take me to the final boss

[@littleconch]

As someone who is wishing daily for danandphilgames to return, this feel like the right direction to be heading :)

[@jeniibun]

i hope so!!!

[@mirakunzin9535]

I hope so too

[@coolbeanzes]

YEYEYEYEYEYEYE

[@xaniella4859]

Phil and Phil games

[@kittykat1952]

I am happy with Just Phil Games

[@elizas7692]

The “don’t cry” evoked a visceral reaction in me.

[@chancematters]

It’s been so long singe I’ve seen someone know this little about minecraft, I forgot what it feels like to watch. Refreshing.

[@whiskerontheface7947]

phil has upgraded from "british guy" to simply just "phil"

[@y0ur_fav_c0coa]

Phil: “What happens if you dig down?” Every other Minecraft player: 😳

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ga

[@elektra1971]

Phil making the exact same “terrain…to snow” joke in both of the Minecraft vids he’s been in is such a Phil move and I’m here for it 😂

[@laura-vq6zc]

i don't get the joke h e l p

[@roro_is_tired9975]

@@laura-vq6zc he’s saying “Te-_Rain_ and then adds on “Te-Snow” for a nice lil weather joke lol

[@laura-vq6zc]

@@roro_is_tired9975 OH lmao tyy

[@elliot2210]

him making the same "te-rain, te-snow" joke is sending me. time is a flat circle y'all

[@benjamins4699]

Advice for Phil: when exploring caves, place torches on the right hand side of the cave wall. That way, you can always tell if you're heading towards the entrance if you get lost (as the torches should be on the left hand side when you're going uphill)

[@wanderingthestars9300]

Why have I never thought of this before? This will now be a always when I play.

[@julijewelss]

this is great advice for a normal person but phil also doesn’t know his lefts or rights😭

[@hannahgreenley9624]

Why have I never realised this! Thank you so much! I will starting doing this now!! I’ve been playing what since like 2014-15 and I didn’t know this hack 🤔😂

[@meredithlevy8831]

I feel like in phils case the torches should be on the left hand side seeing as he’s from the uk

[@SolarpunkVince]

I've been playing Minecraft since 2014 how did I never know this🤦🏻

[@nicolenishimori2033]

2015: "don't cry, craft." 2021: "don't cry, play."

[@rachelf.6612]

Phil dying to a wolf by trying to pet it and tryibg to friend everything is the most on-brand thing i've seen all day

[@isActually_Liam]

Hearing Phil make a "dont cry..." refrence makes me wonder if he quotes his own videos irl just as much as we do lmao

[@OctagonalGolbat]

What's it from? I'm so confused lol

[@Laura-ql4mg]

@@OctagonalGolbat Dan and Phil Crafts

[@OctagonalGolbat]

@@Laura-ql4mg Oooh, of course, thank you!

[@boringbailey10]

I’m gonna say he does because it makes me happy 😭

[@Sentientmatter8]

@@OctagonalGolbat 😶

[@hannahgreenley9624]

- My first tip would be to change you settings to “peaceful” (or “easy” if you still want hostiles) until you get the gist of things, like crafting, building etc maybe if it’s only for the next episode. 😊 - Making a crafting table is the first aim, (just 4 wood planks together in the crafting menu) making it can massively expand the amount of things you can craft. -Next you’ll probably want a basic set of tools, (just use wood and sticks for now (by clicking on the crafting table you should see a list of craftible items) until you collect enough stone/iron to get an upgrade) a sword, pick axe, axe, and shovel will really help (pick axes used for stone block variants, axe for wood, shovel for dirt, sand,gravel and sword for obvious reasons) -Most people I know who play usually start with building a dirt/wood block house immediately when spawning in (try to stay in the area of it too, will really help once night falls) Also I can’t stress this enough BUILD A ROOF! the spiders can climb walls and attack you anyway if your head isn’t covered. -After building a little house (with a roof!!!) you’ll be safe and you should work on finding sheep, you’ll have to kill them to collect their wool. You need 3 of the same colour wool and 3 wood planks to make a bed. Then you can sleep the night away so you don’t have to deal with the zombies and such. Once you’ve slept in a bed it will set you to respawn at your bed if you die, which makes finding your stuff 10X easier if you die. I would suggest watching one or two minecraft play throughs on here (from the start) it should give you a better idea of what people normally first do when starting a new world 😊I hope this helped 😊 it seems like a lot of work but I promise it isn’t! Once you do these basic things it makes the game WAY more enjoyable 😊😊

[@SolarpunkVince]

This is the best advice I've seen so far A lot of ppl give advice about very specific situations while Phil can barely even survive😂 It's simple and to the point

[@silh3345]

Another VERY IMPORTANT tip is to put lights in the house so monsters don’t spawn inside. It’s the worst when you open your door and think you’re safe but then you realize there’s a random creeper hanging out inside

[@novasmusiclife8481]

I hope Phil sees this comment because this is the most helpful and all-encompassing advice for basic survival that I have seen so far.

[@Alicia-zf3nq]

I play in peaceful mode because I wanted to learn the basics in a calming way. I would definitely recommend it for beginners :)

[@gillyrussell821]

@@silh3345 To make torches: make a furnace (crafted with 8 cobblestone on a crafting table) to cook some wood, this makes charcoal. Torches are then a stick and a piece of charcoal. :)

[@chloepatrick12]

Never thought I’d see the day Phil successfully mined blocks

[@emrobinson7505]

Phil: it's getting dark soon, I need to build a house Phil 0.5 seconds later: OoOoOo a horse!!

[@emmaphant02]

he needs to block himself in completely or I think I'll cry

[@gettacorn]

Phil is us and us is phil, adhd moods

[@cexilady3333]

@@gettacorn this comment is me

[@brendanschamu8114]

Phil, ready to play Minecraft: “Oh. It would help if I installed the game.” 😂

[@myasiaragland8130]

"Maybe you can be a vegan" immediately followed by "let's get some fish" while punching underwater was so funny to me and idk why

[@alongstorycutshort]

We're just glossing over Phil's multiple attempts to have a Christmas tree delivered by a kilted courier, then?

[@dasha_ucko]

I know right? When he started aying that, I had major deja vu to a previous video, but I'm not sure if I'm just imagining it or if he's mentioned the courier before.

[@noahguywithaboat3390]

@@dasha_ucko I think he might have mentioned it on one of the stereo live shows, he’s definitely spoken about it somewhere recently

[@cexilady3333]

Looked for this thank you

[@genericname8727]

@@noahguywithaboat3390 he’s spoken about it in two previous years

[@SuperPie67]

Very important advice: You can tame the wolves to be your pet dog if you feed them bones (right click the with a bone). You can get bones from killing skeletons. Also the dog will follow you around and will help fight monsters for you but it can take damage and maybe die. You can heal it with meat. You can tell how much health a dog has by looking at its tail. If its tail is high, it means it has a lot of health; if its tail is low it has low health. You can also right click the dog once you have tamed it to make it sit down. Now that you know how to own a dog in Minecraft (the most important thing) you will thrive. I have faith in your journey, Phil!

[@Derhek]

I think that this advice is waaay too advanced considering he didn't even get to building a crafting table or a tool 😅

[@stephaniesapp]

"it would help if i installed the game first" this is such a phil thing to say i love it

[@noriyori9249]

the way I screamed "CRAFT" after Phil said "don't cry" I MISSED HIM SO MUCH

[@brimwulf1785]

He’s learning from the last time he played the game. He’s got the mine part down now he just needs to figure out the craft part xD

[@nova-eo3lj]

as someone whos been playing minecraft for around 10 years this is very entertaining to watch

[@crabbyboi9127]

as someone who has been playing minecraft just as long, this was painful to watch

[@kaydencock7466]

Shit, I was like, wow, that's quite a long time. Then I realised, 1. I started playing Minecraft when I was around 13, 2. I turned 23 this year.

[@kinleyanne1124]

Alright i’m happy with just phil games too

[@Muted_Marcus]

or phil crafts

[@itsruthieee]

Tbh same

[@havannahslaven8913]

Phil: I’m safe now Also Phil: *not safe at all* Most anxiety inducing experience of my life

[@JamesCreates187gaw]

"Is this a block of salmon?" I laughed a lot at this

[@viv3re]

Phil- “don’t cry…sorry” Me- *nearly spits out my drink*

[@sophiar2246]

why are so little people talking about this, like he just barely caught himself 😭😂

[@orbit9965]

@@mcemilyca or did you craft?

[@boringbailey10]

LITERALLY

[@negligible_reality]

Now that DanAndPhilGAMES is back from the dead, it would be really cool to see Dan and Phil play Minecraft together and try to learn the game properly. They could even play it co-op on two computers! I think that would be a lot of fun, kinda like when Danny Gonzales and Kurtis Conner used to play Minecraft together! You have the hilarious viewing experience of watching them learn how the game works, plus the added chaos having two players!!! 😁✨

[@TreblesomeDrSteefeni]

My biggest piece of advice, something I struggled with when I played Minecraft for the first time: learn your surroundings. Until you use a bed, your spawn is in the same place every time. Yet, in the several times you died, you never went and found your old items or holes. Basically starting fresh in the middle of the night. Terrifying! XD Don't be afraid to look things up. Knowing how the game works makes it more fun and less stressful. Love this video!

[@catluvsdnp]

Phil after mining a small hole from a cave: "We've made real progress today!"

[@angelicaperez4261]

While you're starting out, you could also turn on "keep inventory" (settings before creating a world) so that when you die you don't lose anything!

[@izziemustdie8862]

"is this a block of salmon" i don't even want to know how that would be a thing phil

[@one_smol_duck]

I love that the skin creator made sure to include Phil's ginger eyebrows lol

[@bluspiderlily]

i love that phil is so clueless in minecraft, learning everything on his own but minecraft is definitely funner to play with friends. i hope when danandphilgames return, theyll have a minecraft series ♡

[@ericaheap]

i love your confidence that they were gonna return, definitely foreshadowing

[@brennad.468]

Everyone else has already mentioned crafting table so my advice would be to upgrade as you collect items. Here's what I suggest: 1) Wood pickaxe can get you stone and coal but is slower so you will want to get stone tools immediately 2) Once you get a stone pickaxe then look for some iron 3) Once you find iron, make a furnace, put coal (or wood) in the bottom slot, and smelt the iron (you can also cook your meat here!) 4) Make iron tools, and eventually armor (note: iron pickaxe is the only one you can collect diamonds with!) Hope this helps! 💜

[@kodlyoko]

5) don't spam click while killing animals / mobs because you do less damage if you don't recharge your fist / weapon

[@xKatanaMusic]

When I saw this in my notifications I just went "YESSSS, PHILL!!" And my cat looked at me with eyes of judgement but she will never understand

[@siriusoffline310]

Advice for Phil: use your wood to make a crafting table to make necessary tools

[@Nathanl2543]

I still remember when it took Dan and you half the video to learn how to break a block.

[@ConcertArchievers]

tips for phil: - break trees down, get at least 10 to 15 wood blocks -craft them into wooden planks then sticks -make a wooden axe and wooden pickaxe so you can break blocks easier -dogs can only be tamed by bones of the skeletons you kill

[@queenthot1438]

More tips for Phil: - make a wooden pick and mine 16 cobblestone. That’s enough for a sword, pick, axe, and a furnace - mine coal ASAP. One of your bigger priorities during the first day - don’t wander too much early game - kill animals when u can for food (or start a farm ASAP) - play the game how you want, not how others want. It’s okay if you only play in peaceful or creative. Its supposed to be fun, not stressful

[@aleciswatching4260]

This thread here ^^

[@thestrangemusician168]

I’m pretty sure I tamed a dog with meat? Did they change it?

[@queenthot1438]

@@thestrangemusician168 nope. At least that I know of. You can give meat to a wolf that has already been tamed. Maybe it was tame before and you just though you were taming it for the first time?

[@thestrangemusician168]

@@queenthot1438 it’s been a long while since I played so I may be misremembering

[@lareinabrown]

I absolutely love how everyone ive seen that has played minecraft has gone from “oh this is such a relaxing game” to “is this a horror game??”

[@Toastedteacake]

Phil please please continue this as a series I love it so much. Tips: You need to collect wood to craft wooden tools, especially a pick axe, then use that to get stone and upgrade to stone tools, then use those to get iron. You also need to sort out some torches with coal and sticks (coal you mine with the pickaxe and sticks you get from wood) because the mobs only spawn in the dark. Hope that helps! :)

[@ReeceLavellan]

Advice for Phil: watch “how to survive the first night” by The Yogscast. The video is now 11 years old and the game has changed a lot, but nearly all the basic principles are the same, and it can teach you a lot better than any single comment.

[@leyla6428]

That video was my childhood

[@MC-tl5bf]

nooooo i wanna see him make brutal mistakes

[@WishGender]

Phil making the same terrain tesnow joke several years later is incredibly relatable

[@ronnieredmayne]

"This is cool. Can I get a cactus?" One of the most Phil sentences ever. :D

[@dragonladyisrose7350]

Wood is very important, break lots of wood. Use the wood to craft a crafting table, which is how you make most things. A wooden pickaxe is made with sticks and wooden planks, which you can use to mine the stone for your caves. Next time, cover yourself at night completely, with no holes to the outside as they can and will see you and kill you. Work on getting stone first, like I said with three wooden planks at the top of the crafting table grid and two sticks down the middle under that. Use it to get stone. You got this Phil, I believe in you! Crafting table, pickaxe! .D

[@btothec4650]

This is why Minecraft is so brilliant.

[@Sorkabeth]

And once you have stone, you can make a furnace which you can use to burn wood into charcoal so you can have torches...LOTS OF TORCHES, PHIL!

[@angelnatt]

12:41 phil: the sun's about to set. let's get a cave sorted me: yes phil, 0.2 seconds later: ooo, a horse :) me: NO

[@mintycube]

I loved this! Next time in your inventory put 4 planks together to make a crafting table. Then using the crafting table you can make tools using planks and sticks! Then you can gather stone to make stronger tools, and also mine coal (looks like stone with black spots) in the caves to make torches.

[@elizabethdevido2081]

“I’m hitting you with the meat of your brother.” -Phillip Lester, 2021

[@milliecollins7496]

Advice for Philly: make a crafting table, then a hoe, break grass to get seeds and then hoe ground next to water and plant your seeds for a wheat farm which you can harvest from to get bread

[@natashaO-O]

phil should do a series of just trying to get good at minecraft idk why i’d actually love to see that

[@bttrflymagic]

Phil: *chooses survival mode* Also Phil: Everything’s trying to kill me!

[@bokunojinsei]

Every time you jumped into an exposed hole in the ground or a cave without fully blocking it off and then went "I'm safe now!" was somehow both adorable and painful.

[@alyssamae4]

Phil: *designs his own actual house from the ground up* Also Phil: *builds a Minecraft cave for shelter, loses the cave, and gets killed by a zombie*

[@Periwinkie22]

The duality of man

[@Periwinkie22]

Also ur hella pretty wtf

[@alyssamae4]

@@Periwinkie22 Omg ☺️ stahhhp. Thank you. You are gorgeous!

[@uhyes8699]

Phil: getting killed by a zombie Also Phil: “DAD-“

[@harrykurwa]

i desperately need this to be a series.

[@dasha_ucko]

Based on his asking for advice at the end, I think it will be! 🤞

[@harrykurwa]

yes i hope so! :3

[@datsvewynice]

philip just saying piss constantly gives me life. dan must have taught him a new word

[@OctagonalGolbat]

Honestly you don't have to cut so much footage out. I'm sure lots of us would enjoy a bit more of a stream vibe.

[@too_many_fandoms9072]

Phil hitting the wolf gave me so much anxiety bc homeboy had NO IDEA but at the same time I was laughing so hard I started crying

[@emrobinson7505]

Advice: make tools and kill sheep IMMEDIATELY Build a roof, man. And walls Sand = susceptible to gravity

[@sarahgoethals8559]

Just in case Phil ever comes to the point of finding gravel, it's also susceptible to gravity ;)

[@chancematters]

Yea, Phil, start with cutting down a few trees, get a crafting table and a lil wooden pickaxe so you can get stone and coal, and that’ll be plenty for now. 4 planks for the crafting table, 2 more for some sticks, and three more for a pickaxe- you could make a sword too, if you’d like. Each log gives you four planks, remember. I’m glad you’ve made friends with some llamas! (: although to tame a dog, you need bones, not meat- you’ll have to kill a skeleton. And uh. Mobs can drop in through the ceiling. So you might want to make a door, when you can. You just need wood planks for that, too. Once you have a crafting table, it’ll show you all sorts of recipes and you can figure it out on your own from there. We believe in you!

[@thegoldentrio5950]

Phillly! Honestly the best thing to do at the start is just walk as far out as you can to find a village, steal one of their homes, raid their chests & farm whilst you get on your feet through mining. Sometimes they even have saddles which you can use on a horse. Also if you would like to ride the lamas for real, make a carpet from two pieces of wool then try put it on them :)

[@Periwinkie22]

Colonizer (/j)

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

Phil using his 3 wool to block himself in the cave instead of making a bed with it was the hardest thing I’ve had to witness today

[@cadenlind777]

Phil saying “don’t cry…” was like a firm punch to the stomach which sent me back five years in time

[@touya.todoroki]

when phil said “don’t cry” .. the absolute terror in my eyes

[@darcymoscrop]

Important info for Phil: to tame a wolf, use a bone with right click. You can get bones by killing a skeleton, but it’s easier to get them by slapping fish in the water. You might need to feed the wolf multiple bones before it is tame. You can use right click to make the dog sit or follow you 🙂

[@cexilady3333]

Yes Phil needs a wolf friend 😍

[@ms10089]

note: fish only drop bones in Bedrock Edition. In Java they drop BONEMEAL, which you can't tame wolves with

[@darcymoscrop]

@@ms10089 ahhh thank you. i'm only really familiar with bedrock :)

[@oliviacaron7088]

Phil I require more of you playing MC! If you had fun that is. I enjoyed watching this a lot and I'm sad there isn't an update

[@kat222x]

"2012 Dan is quaking" 💀💀 i missed phil sm

[@CinnoAJ]

Everyone’s mentioning how to craft stuff but PHIL! All your items aren’t lost when you die. They drop where you die and you can pick them back up. But they will despawn in about 5 minutes so be quick!

[@FrankIerosPiss]

I can't stop laughing at how phallic-shaped that lava lamp looks

[@hisgirlfridayx]

The fact that your current outfit is on their almost immediately as a skin is a sign Phil

[@neenathisismyhandle]

phil only said “ter-rain” and “te-snow”.. TE-HAIL IS PUNCHING THE AIR RIGHT NOW. THIS IS A DISSERVICE, PHILIP !!!!!

[@stankytanky69]

IKR, CANT BELIEVE PHILLY WOULD MISS OUT THE MOST QUOTABLE PART

[@lisa_vxng]

SAME

[@taiylorledrew7281]

He said te-hail in the video were he played Minecraft with Dan lol

[@no_regretas138]

Every time Minecraft says "loading terrain" i quote this. Every time. It's a real problem lol.

[@aaliyah_cm]

Phil it's been eight months!!!!

[@thedynamicclown]

There are functional doors you can craft! This will make your cave houses much easier to hide in. I also like creating my houses with glass ceilings so there’s natural lighting during the day! Happy crafting ;)

[@kakabii]

Horse tip for phil: if you want to ride a horse you should get a saddle. You cant craft one but you might find it somewhere :))

[@anodandawave]

Phil: I’m just gonna be so excited by the animals that i’m not gonna do anything Also Phil: *stays true to his word and plays with horses and llamas the whole time while not even making a crafting table*

[@Muted_Marcus]

Phil making the same pun out of terrain is comforting.

[@ChrisPorterHoward]

2:47 Phil: “Can I mine the turtle?” *distant heavy breathing from tomska*

[@ryu2408]

Still wating for the next episode

[@kristaberta7922]

This was a missed opportunity to bring the gaming channel back. "Dan and Phil play Minecraft...SIX YEARS LATER"

[@theremainingpiece7946]

"dont cry" just sent me into a existential crisis- thanks Phil

[@petzi7071]

Just a small tip for entering caves: After crafting torches, put them in your off hand (the little shield symbol in your inventory) so then you can mine/fight and place torches without switching!

[@Im_Not_OKei]

Phil: *screams at every bad situation happening to him in the game Me: pop off king you could do it

[@chloepatrick12]

only phil would find a way to die by everything in minecraft