Social distancing with Animal Crossing!

[@GreenJuicePouch]

*day 5 of quarentine* i have forgotton how to talk to humans and only know the strange language of the animal crossing people

[@jostewart3192]

Blebeblabebsle babandlelensn kffjckdnekvel

[@justanolive1960]

Ble bla blin bla bla blimbanelebanban bunban Edit: just thought I’d say my likes are at 69 rn lmao

[@AmazingPhil]

blekekan naina ni ba bl bubub bub i bo non

[@tylero5317]

Yall really do be speakin animalese

[@pandafam0416]

Memoni na banalaro kemo. (I drink cheese)

[@niamh1408]

phil: this is so wholesome! ten mins later: "imagine if threw myself into the water" "gonna steal the mf tent" "i hope they choked on the seed"

[@idk-el6ub]

"I hope they choked on the seed" is a phrase I never want to hear or read again

[@Half-bloodprince-tr8bm]

Scarlet Maddness HAHHAHAHA

[@-_-atlas-_-]

"can I mate with a squirrel?"

[@aaaaaaa-vm1oi]

"He got posessed by actual satan"

[@justme-et3sr]

@@-_-atlas-_- "when do I tell her I'm gay"

[@cluelessallli]

"are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers?" "oh it's polyamorous" this is a new era of Phil guys

[@poorlywrittenfics]

vannilla foxes I’m living for this new era

[@cluelessallli]

@@poorlywrittenfics ME TOO

[@shrewkit]

They're twins and an uncle 😔

[@modernfaun136]

Hella representation

[@diharaj5358]

we stan an out and proud king

[@blxebloom]

dan and phil: *exist* the internet: “are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?”

[@leilanibaby3975]

bruh lmao

[@TheToastIsBurnt]

SQ38 Wait so they are brothers then 😂

[@ebru9366]

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

[@blxebloom]

@@ebru9366 aww thank you ❤️

[@blxebloom]

243 likes? I've literally peaked

[@annabellex3559]

The next level of Dan, Antony or a rat: twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers

[@roscurro]

TEARS

[@hellsmouthcove]

yES OML

[@gracemcglone1817]

HOOO

[@ioannad1857]

asdfghjkl

[@caterpillar3275]

jdhdhsksjdhsg

[@eryn2731]

“are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?” asking the real questions there phil

[@idontknoweither9331]

eryn aren’t they brothers

[@fubbypeets7058]

"Oh, it's polyamorous."

[@chloepatrick12]

they are soulmates

[@sunwings2549]

They are twins brothers. Tom Nook's nephews in fact.

[@what_a_snoot]

When he said that, my face just scrunched up and I was like “they’re brothers”

[@fyrntastic]

Me trying to bond with people: “Should I tell it I’m gay now?”

[@gabujita4088]

Same

[@skyc7089]

Lololol

[@blurryfacedkilljoy9133]

Same.

[@username-m6f2z]

i’m crying actual tears right now bc he’s so comfortable with his sexuality at this point that he’s just making a bunch of references to the community 😭

[@slytherinwife7592]

yess omg im so proud!! I love Phil so much and it is so heartwarming to see him so comfortable...

[@crystalwaters7573]

Pride is definitely the word I’m looking for

[@luckycharm3303]

Maybe he’s a bitch

[@luckycharm3303]

Everyone’s reaction: HOW DARE YOU

[@username-m6f2z]

Lucky Charm what

[@abigailjoyce6643]

I love that “shall I tell her I’m gay now” came before “also she’s a squirrel”

[@rowan2086]

Lol. If only she were a male squirrel

[@wickeddeetz999]

It is very important

[@sarahvic3022]

Phil playing a wholesome game: No one : Not one soul: Phil: "I'm gonna drag his koala ass out of there in the middle of the night and steal it"

[@annabelle3037]

Vikky I READ THIS COMMENT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS HE SAID IT IM SOOO SHOOK

[@diamondust2054]

phil: doesn’t know what his eye color is dan: that’s a trick question, your eyes are like three colors at the same time, they’re blue, green and yellow

[@thecreeperbot5333]

ngl i thought that too

[@isabelladipisa9991]

I see I’m not alone anymkre

[@lilactheruevet2424]

Diamondust omg Dan knows Phil?!?

[@diamondust2054]

LilactheRuevet idk if you’re sarcastic but it’s a quote from their “friend test” from summer in the city, and yes, the whole point of the game was showing how well they know each other

[@oopsy-daisy]

HEY

[@alexandrakp6157]

9:55 the fact he said "should I tell her I'm gay now?" so casually made me smile :)

[@idk-el6ub]

"I'll just call it anxiety in capital letters" -My parents naming me

[@Tiny_Winy]

“Are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?” The question I never knew i needed

[@kaysenhiggason]

“Oh it’s polyamorous!”

[@kennedyisanerd9262]

I love how Phil can now make gay jokes. I live for the gay jokes!

[@fairy.of.shampoo-t7p]

All

[@alessianoble9665]

the name “interactive introverts” takes a new meaning with this coronavirus situation

[@hannahhazirah9762]

The irony of it...and it is now social distancing

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

Extroverts: Well shit what the hell am I supposed to do now? There's nothing to do inside! Introverts: I'm okay with this Animal Crossing: Releases Nintendo: Stonks and now im going to buy animal crossing, never played one of these in my life, but it's time!

[@imcharley]

@Lily Genuinely me right now 😅 I've been thinking about getting animal crossing for a little bit, and I just found out from this video that there's a new one, so I'm off to go buy it even though I technically don't need it but I do need another way to forget that the only two people I've seen in two weeks are my parents and the one time I'm desperate to go outside I can't 🙃 Edit: Update I got it lmao

[@idkmanshithappens1245]

why am i living for the fact that he said “they’re polyamorous” without any negativity

[@idkmanshithappens1245]

Jordyn Jenkins yes!! hi poly friend!

[@M1lk1e.L4tt3]

Yey more poly peeps!

[@junipercosmic6841]

@@LucifersLittleDemon666 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀Polyamorous is nothing to do with lgbt. They're literally just people who like to date more than one person at a time. That was called something else when I was in school.. but anywaaaaaaaaays

[@junipercosmic6841]

@@LucifersLittleDemon666 It's not 'gatekeeping'. It's a LITERAL FACT. You can go look it up if you like. When you're done with the faux social 'justice' warrior thang. 🤷‍♀

[@l0g4nn]

@@junipercosmic6841 you are the last type of person that phil wants following him 🤢

[@yippeekrieg0501]

"Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers?" "Oh, it's polyamorous" Omg I'm laughing so hard and I'm not even a minute in

[@jistone7851]

Phil remaining wholesome while also being entertaining for his now much older audience

[@EHc0325]

We’re still young at heart tho 🥺

[@julia-md9bh]

It's the sweetest thing honestly

[@em9486]

I’ve watched so much animal crossing today and I’ve learned 2 things 1. Everyone reads “something to kill time” as “something to kill me” 2. Nookia is the only valid name for the nook phone and no one can change my mind.

[@animeloverXinuyasha]

so this is the first walkthrough I've watched but I just read your comment's first quotation as the second..

[@oddcrafter1270]

And Tom Nook is just handing those things out to everyone?! He *_is_* trying to start a war!

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Em's Narrative NOOKIA 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sapphic_edits592]

so it’s not something to kill me...i am saddened

[@MarieKyriney]

NOOKIA i am dying 😂😂😂 havent thought of this

[@autumn5396]

Goes to create his character: “This is the most stressful part because there’s no coming back from this” _you can change this later_

[@ainsleyviolet7063]

Phil: Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay racoon lovers? 2 minutes later: oh, so it's polyamorous

[@plubo5095]

its official- theyve forgotten the danandphilgames password

[@annanapsyo1771]

its the only reasonable explanation lmao

[@xanderpatterson4729]

Both of y’all have incredible pfps

[@annanapsyo1771]

@@xanderpatterson4729 why thanks man love seeing a fellow killjoy

[@ribbon9187]

I think it’s just dan being a shy boi

[@HD-ko6ym]

Anna hiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@jasperrrrrrrr]

new rule: phil’s not allowed to count past five in german

[@felixarchives8424]

S E X

[@lelia3344]

Yeah he should really switch to Norwegian

[@Jettus]

@@lelia3344 I agree

[@absterps]

He also skipped four XD

[@mishoru7218]

he said it more accurate than any english person I've heard counting german tbh

[@zippyoldschool4557]

THE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA WHEN HE SAID “I’m calling myself my PIN number” I CANT STOP REWINDING IT LMAOOOOOOOO

[@user77797]

ah yes the four genders: -twins -clones -friends -gay raccoon lovers

[@clarissarojas7959]

Tag yourself, I’m a clone

[@callmeravenlee1972]

I’m a gay raccoon lover

[@-_-atlas-_-]

Which do you identify with? The big question

[@alex-qv6bf]

i'm a gay raccoon lover smh

[@cookiestealer7033]

Phil choosing his mouth: "This one looks like something a furry would choose" Me, who chose that mouth: "excuse me what young MAN"

[@Jenna-js8si]

you're a furry now. Good luck with your new life! phil has spoken lol

[@squishy5977]

i kind of thought it looked pouty and cute, but it's now forever a furry mouth

[@AliLaChance]

I guess I'm a furry now

[@leebeezzzz]

Bro same I chose that mouth to and was like EXCWEASE ME MANZ XD

[@chlo33e]

everyone else: spending hours upon hours curating the perfect island name, stressing about it days before the release phil: pickle

[@clarissarojas7959]

I called my island Holla-Day 😂

[@alexh8782]

mine is called Shack Land

[@katelynabrol149]

@@clarissarojas7959 My character is called cake, so I called it desserted. Opposed to the deserted island it once was

[@katsimpsforleviathan]

My town is called "Rawr ^.^" because my effort level is always, as long as I can relate it to dragons, it'll do 😂😂

[@skittymi]

honeycove 😗✌️

[@cazs4726]

bring back dan and phil games to help everyone with their self isolation

[@avaw6075]

yes🥺

[@rosiesirk4822]

Caz S 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@morauwu335]

We need the sims🥺

[@jordon4723]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@awesomninja4722]

PLEASE DO IT!!😃😃

[@oliviabradley5245]

Things I didn't expect to hear Phil say: "Gay raccoon lovers." "Raccoon mafia" "Drag his koala ass out of there and steal it." "S E X" "A crab just peed out of the sand at me."

[@plestrange511]

Also "Don't talk about your ass when you're not wearing trousers"

[@OddiMiseinen]

The last one... Well let's be honest: we kinda expect Phil to talk about pee...

[@tyjuarez]

"Can people breed with animals in this world?"

[@macularius]

"dicknose"

[@janelculver5477]

“oh it’s polyamorus”

[@xckurcl139_]

“It looks like a furry would choose that one..” Me: *Nervously glances at my character with furry features*

[@LannasMissingLink]

Same..

[@bridgettebuckley419]

“I think this is part of the game where I ignore everyone and go for a run” I’m glad Phil has figured out social distancing

[@okthen7546]

“The problem is, if I start playing I might never stop, so this might be a 17 hour long video” K but.. where’s the problem

[@chloex2714]

I’d love a 17 hour video from Phil

[@cloudsoftugglewar7070]

chloe hart Yea Same

[@Sentientmatter8]

All the editing

[@entropyflow8156]

Phil - so wholesome in the cards against humanity video Also Phil - I'm gonna drag the koala ass at midnight in animal crossing

[@oliverh.8432]

Such an underrated comment.

[@entropyflow8156]

Damn I never got these many like before

[@madocofcatarina7190]

Phil: *Uploads Gaming Video* DanAndPhilGAMES: Am I a joke to you?

[@itsdianabruh8035]

Well this is just Phil games lol

[@summerlover448]

Phil: “I think that’s enough animal crossing for today” Me, having not put my switch down in the last 24 hours: “............no”

[@for_etheria]

Currently attempting to play for so long that the day switches over. In my defense I took a six-hour nap this afternoon😂

[@kikibear26]

5:02 Phil: I read that “something to kill me” Me: Me too Phil. Me too.

[@kedy_1587]

I did too 😂

[@xckurcl139_]

i did aswell when i first got the game 💀✋

[@regalslastlaugh4476]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who read that as “something to kill me”.

[@Darkmoon331]

Same

[@heidicarter1481]

@@Darkmoon331 same

[@bramblechaser162]

So did Jacksepticeye...

[@creispy_chu]

* RegalsLastLaugh * Everyone I’ve watched basically thought it was “something to kill me” (Alpharad, jacksepticeye, Super Mega, Dannydinosaur, desbug)

[@szaboluca5536]

Same

[@Macxie_]

Me: *is playing animal crossing* Notifications: "why don't you watch Phil play animal crossing while you play animal crossing"

[@kayleigh3889]

Same HAHAHA

[@user77797]

me too bro

[@PuffyWuzHere]

Hahaha so true currently collecting more bugs for blathers

[@kyriccc]

SAME

[@ac3536]

PERIODD

[@ellis20022]

phil: "theres no going back from this" literally the screen: "you can change this later" nerd

[@elim3319]

It said “can’t” “You can’t change this! This can be seen by others”

[@QueenCreeps]

"A lamp...who would bring a lamp?!" *sweats in "I chose lamp"*

[@chloex2714]

Why did you choose that out of interest?

[@mangmangmangobri]

*lamp*

[@justaperson4656]

I spent half an hour between food and shelter 😅

[@sarahdowling4798]

“Are they lovers?” phil hon they are brothers

[@oceanofstars_]

alabama

[@AlexiaPrilipceanu]

i mean can you blame him? him and dan are... you know... wink wink

[@noashaham5438]

@@AlexiaPrilipceanu he and dan though dont share similar features, names, or have a family connection... so what is your point? you could have said because he's gay and proud and it would make more sense

[@Mollymon12Gaming]

Sarahneedstostop Roses are red... Violets are blue.. Two gay lovers.. Find out they are brothers.

[@obscureshiper7148]

Roses are red violets are blue cows have udders and gay lovers find out they're Brothers.

[@leahevehumphries]

Phil after 20 minutes of playing: "I think that's enough Animal Crossing for today" Me after playing for 8 hours straight: *_i ' l l j u s t c a t c h o n e m o r e f i s h_*

[@zainabhussain5036]

Leah Humphries me playing the sims

[@CarV14]

For real though.

[@kasiacabecka5677]

"Are they twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers?" Only 1 minutr into the video and im already looking for my lungs

[@user-si5uv4yj8x]

Honestly SAME

[@saraarbest471]

beth p that made me loose my breath.. I wish I was joking

[@astral_virus]

Circle Nose: "Looks like a clown nose." W Mouth: "Seems like something a furry would choose." ._. Thanks, Phil. I guess I'm a furry clown now.

[@Moonblaster13]

you're not the only one. i felt a tiny bit offended when he called it a clown nose.

[@lynnskata]

Same but it’s cute

[@TOPsCinderella]

You're not alone 😂

[@Elliott-Kaye]

Me too, but that's nothing new

[@lxvedxxm]

Me too 😭

[@kath26]

"I wanna look alert, but not like I've taken loads of drugs" ah yes, my daily aspiration.

[@tr4shbo4t]

My daily aspiration is to feel alert, exactly like I’ve taken loads of drugs

[@tr4shbo4t]

crunchy killjoy (pssst I love your username n pfp)

[@kath26]

Thanks for all the likes, guys! And I love that picture of Gee, @crunchy killjoy

[@moonfountain]

“oh it’s polyamorous” I CHOKED JAKAJSJSJSJSJKSJSJKLLSKAKSKKA edit: 557 LIKES WHAT THE- thank you 🥺

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

"Imagine if I just ran into the ocean and drowned." "They've grown elderly and died." "He just got possessed by actual Satan." "I'm gonna drag his koala ass out of that in the middle of the night and steal it." "I hope he choked on the seeds." Positive vibes, Phil. 😋

[@leilaniarce324]

Kitty don’t forget “I’m gonna drag his koala ass out in the middle of the night and steal the mf tent”

[@stardustbits1148]

@Rach I think id be terrified if he did though.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

@@leilaniarce324 I love how our soft Phil just came out with that, and yeah, I'm adding it in. XD

[@kathrynhamel6465]

Take my pear you scamp

[@XSimplyCleanProX]

Phil: “i don’t want to look like a furry, i feel like furries would pick this smile-“ also Phil: 9:55

[@plushicala6482]

🤫

[@satansspaghetti3552]

"We don't want any wars between the animals to happen.." Me, with absolutely no knowledge of Animal Crossing: OH GOD THAT CAN HAPPEN??

[@EM-dl2is]

phil did not just name his island after the yodelling pickle

[@loveaubreyxo2357]

E M who wouldn’t 😩😩😩

[@islascott5265]

nobody: phil: makes a separate voice for every character

[@sashatait3830]

Isla scott jack did in his video too

[@thecaptainnoodles]

Well duuuh

[@lillyhale7063]

It’s like undertale all over again

[@bangtanimosity8564]

This really makes me miss DanandPhilGames 😭 I'm so glad you're enjoying this game though! It's very Phil. As someone who used to run an animal crossing tumblr blog, I want it so bad

[@thealtpandapng]

“Are they twins,clones,friends,or gay raccoon lovers” in Alabama they could be all four

[@EmSonntag]

I just spit my coffee everywhere, thanks mate 🤣

[@alanna6034]

My ghad they can??😂😂

[@xavirobinn2788]

Lonely Lesbian clones are kinda twins so i guess

[@alanna6034]

In fanfiction also

[@aday6601]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OMG

[@dianaquintero7593]

no one: phil giving every animal their own individual accent: 🥺✨

[@zakiyaslater7042]

literally the cutest

[@annaglynn2002]

Literally everyone has been reading that as "something to kill me" (me included) and I laugh at that prospect everytime 4:58

[@isometricspace4348]

i just saw RT game read it as that 😂

[@heidicarter1481]

i read it as that too

[@visceralmacabre7510]

@@isometricspace4348 same

[@jaydensimmons4139]

My baby sister heard me start this video and said “is that Phil? Wow I haven’t heard his voice in forever!” And that warmed my lil heart 🥺

[@rachelwalker3017]

Aww that's the cutest 🥺

[@chvvsvv3958]

Imma cry omg. So pure🥺 I also read it as "is that the Phil" so

[@jmcc323]

I will never play this bc I don’t want to get addicted to this. Phil: “Oh its polyamorous” me: Same

[@tylercurtis342]

same lmao

[@yareltzifonseca1490]

animal crossing has saved everyone’s lives from quarantine

[@allyjellys]

no one: me: *stops playing animal crossing to watch phil play animal crossing instead*

[@peeearl]

Same man

[@Downintheforest319]

Same

[@kmckune2007]

these philmojis are my new favourite thing ever

[@arianethibodeau3743]

Last time I was this early, Phil's hair was still pitch black

[@kelseysimmons6086]

Same

[@CatWithABlog]

I like his natural hair more

[@jamiemann8407]

phil: “january birthdays who always get everyone’s leftover christmas chocolate” me: my parents delay christmas until my birthday for ‘convenience’ ...

[@justanolive1960]

Jamie Mann that’s cruel

[@deborahp7321]

No one: Absolutely no one : Phil: are they twins, clones, friends, or GAY RACCOON LOVERS

[@raezurasky7941]

Deborah Estep oh it’s polyamorous

[@deborahp7321]

Scarlet Maddness can’t deny I kinda ship 😂

[@obscureshiper7148]

It was my thought to

[@lucycorley4702]

Phil: "There's always going to be one person that calls themself 'Dicknose' or something" Jacksepticeye: "TOSS BOY!"

[@archerpilots1122]

Aurora Rose 😂

[@frankisnot1148]

Call me Kevin: "FECKER"!!!!

[@angelina9203]

phil: i think that's enough animal crossing for today everyone watching: NOOOOOO

[@wolfelee356]

angelina I genuinely said that aloud

[@angelina9203]

@@wolfelee356 SAME

[@isabellemilsom2108]

I am a: ❌Twin ❌Clone ❌Friend ✔Gay raccoon lover

[@annag1740]

"Gay racoon lovers" We're only a minute in and Phil is already making me question his sanity

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

I expected that much from phil, but "oh they're polyamorous" just killed me

[@jean-louisecarroll2447]

"Twins, clones, friends or gay raccoon lovers" Choose your fighter

[@Liv-gh6ux]

“Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers” well let’s just hope they aren’t all four of these things.

[@depressoespresso5449]

0:30 “and this could be a 17 hour long video” Well, it’s 17 minutes, so close enough ig

[@chileumanyways2958]

Phil: gets mad at a kid for stealing his apples Also Phil: IM HOING TO STEAL HIS TENT IN THE NIGHT

[@roscurro]

H O IN G

[@diamondust2054]

just hoein’ around

[@chileumanyways2958]

Going*

[@_awooga_9020]

“i FeEl LiKe ThE aNiMaLs WiLl LeAvE iF i NaMe iT tHaT!” *phil its... it’s not that deep bro*

[@caverleedahill8099]

the only 4 relationships to exist: twins, clones, friends, and gay raccoon lovers

[@Zoomizumi]

Phil: Who would bring a lamp??? Me: **looks up into mirror with shame** Well then,,,

[@stayj4658]

Exactly what I did,,

[@harveyshea7129]

YES THIS IS THE CONTENT WE NEED WHILE SUFFERING

[@threeowlsinaraincoat8042]

"Are they twins, clones, friends, or gay raccoon lovers." Oh boy, if school wasn't canceled and my school yearbook quotes that be mine!

[@frankisnot1148]

i mean one guy literally named himself Fecker and named his island Feck ROry so-

[@avaliableuser]

“there’s always gonna be that one person who names themselves dicknose or something” how do i tell him i made my name craphole

[@reckon-it1375]

Nicole Craaaphole yeah that’s me I’m 7 and I’m male. (I’m so sorry if you don’t get this reference I just had to say it)

[@ew-ux2pl]

*gasp* another in the starcult

[@thegeekywitch2352]

I mean... I called my Island DrowsyTown so like... STARKIDS RISE!!!

[@caitlyn8025]

STARKIDS

[@neilyworm]

I NAMED MY ISLAND DIKRATS

[@lollipopsie_5230]

"Should I tell her I'm gay now? Also she's a squirrel." brb losing it

[@sadclownschool9358]

I relate to this line more than I probably should

[@beesquestionmark]

EVERYONE WHO IVE SEEN PLAY THIS thinks it says “something to kill me” when Timmy and Tommy ask the question at the beginning and that’s exactly what I thought it said at first too lmao

[@devinward461]

Yeah I've noticed that too

[@grapemelon851]

Bees ? Ikr I did too it's rly weird

[@ionabuffy]

I THOUGHT IT SAID IT TOO

[@mittensbop2000]

Me too! I was like UMMM-

[@Pebisduded]

Same

[@darcyxooo7967]

Literally no-one: Phil: “there’s always gonna be someone called dicknose or something”

[@sashatait3830]

Jack: HELL AND SATAN Phil: wholesome vibes

[@lauraslesbiann]

Sasha Tait Lmao

[@kakate05]

Yeah! found another jacksepticeye friend!

[@juliab6470]

phil counting in german: eins, zwei, zwei, drei, fünf.....sechs vier has left the chat

[@kittycat7471]

*SEX*

[@Hannah-zd5je]

Ein, swei, drei, fünf...SEX.

[@overmyhead]

@@Hannah-zd5je phil counting with the most english accent ever is so adorable, i can't,, my german heart is squeaking

[@desasterdemon]

His accent is literally so cute, I'm melting omg

[@overmyhead]

@@desasterdemon he could do a video where people send him things to say in their languages and he has to try and say them, it'd be so funny

[@abbywaters8307]

"Are they twins , clones , friends or gay raccoon lovers?" People when they look at dan and phil.

[@pastelcrazes882]

I love how ever since Phil came out he’s been making gay references, it just shows how comfortable he is in his sexuality and I couldn’t be more proud ;,)

[@niamh1408]

phil: omg this is so nice and wholesome also phil: imagine if i threw myself into the water

[@jostewart3192]

‘Can they breed with animals in this world?’

[@disco_emo]

“should i tell her i’m gay now” 😭😭

[@felixarchives8424]

shold i tell my family im gay now

[@Malicious_Malice]

that's me and my social skills

[@zainabhussain5036]

Sophia Roux yes

[@CheshireCharade400]

Phil, out of the hundreds of animals you could get, both of your island mates have unibrows...

[@Kayte52]

Phil I just re-discovered you and I’m so happy! I used to watch you when you would draw whiskers on your face, I’m glad you’re still doin’ this :)

[@mantamoony]

I love how Phil was like "can I tell her I'm gay now" meanwhile I'm in the corner making a rainbow custom design for my character to wear.

[@cynanee]

1 minute in and Phil is talking about clones and polyamorous relationships. *I love this already.*

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

"I feel like a furry would chose that" "If you're a furry tell me if you chose that" ... Phil calling us out huh-

[@bee413]

Leon Mallow ...so did you😂

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@bee413 Well Im only repeating what he said - I guess it'll be sasy to tell who is one now I guess!! ^w^;

[@shibugalaxy5263]

i did.. how did he know-

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@shibugalaxy5263 He probably is one. He's in on the secrets.

[@jasperrrrrrrr]

you know who knows what furries would choose? a furry

[@emilyhill5170]

12:14 'you scruffian' is now my favourite insult

[@ingersf8558]

“I’ll just call it anxiety in capital letters” - Phil 2k20 okay but like that’s the biggest mood. Edit: JESUS CHRIST PHIL LIKED THE COMMENT WHAT IS THIS NIGHT?! 🥺💜 thanks for the likes lol

[@obscureshiper7148]

Yes it is

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

2020*

[@pandafam0416]

I'm glad Phil liked it. Although if you edit the comment the like goes away, sorry.

[@t_cmusic]

“I think hazel has a crush on me” “Should I tell her I’m gay now? Also she’s a squirrel..”

[@dumbass_pml1199]

No one: Phil: *makes squirrel northern*

[@valnuggy]

i love your pf picture omf

[@jade73508]

Hey bakubro

[@walkingmess5636]

As an Aussie I know quarantine is hitting me hard when I’m not dying from laughter after hearing Phil’s accent, since it’s been ages since I’ve actually had a real conversation with someone. Still had a laugh though

[@fizzycolalizzie]

LMAO literally every single person sees "something to kill time" as either "something to kill me" or "something to kill" so it's not just you phil don't worry

[@Michelle-nh2lj]

“Should I tell her I’m gay now?” Me whenever I see a cute girl lmao

[@gabujita4088]

Me

[@nathanhall8757]

me

[@fishsodas3629]

me

[@mariIenaa]

me

[@4n3m01a]

phil is the only youtuber who is allowed to say “lit” anymore sorry

[@m3tall1ca04]

I second that!!

[@noodledoodle6032]

and dan if he ever comes back

[@m3tall1ca04]

@@noodledoodle6032 I second that also!!

[@leewalden3061]

My uncle says "lit" just to annoy me

[@okelise]

9:19 phil: i'll come back for you perry dr doofenshmirtz: 👁👄👁