Amazon Deliveryman Arrested For Drunk Driving

[@CookieSlinger]

Those who went on Amazon to track their package and saw the driver is 5 stops away were left wondering why their package didn't come all day.

[@yanzi1957]

😂😂😂

[@eagleeyelawrence8250]

He said he was done with his route.

[@rafon.]

@@eagleeyelawrence8250 he said he had nothing to drink

[@neverendingweedh1784]

He was done with his route. It was past 5 . Drinking time.

[@lioneltholmer4584]

Lmao

[@TacoTot]

“Do you have any medical conditions sir?” “Depression.” Ah yes, a true Amazon employee indeed.

[@Unsalted375]

lol

[@ThatAlleyCatsBack]

Lmfao

[@themondalorian9844]

......

[@dustyyy_xl3094]

KZbin comments never let me down, and this is a Prime example. Well done and happy fortunes, you champion.

[@xGod305]

@@dustyyy_xl3094 heh, "Prime Example"... I like what you did there

[@GankTown]

That alphabet question would’ve sent me to jail sober

[@Trenaway]

Yea, it is not legal.

[@AeroctyHD]

I saw this comment before I watched and i thought it would’ve been the alphabet backwards thing😂

[@lottatroublemaker6130]

No way, just failing that wouldn’t. You would have to fail on the field sobriety test too, then on the breathalyzer… If you pass on the field sobriety test, then on the breathalyzer, they would wish you well and let you go, I’m sure! ☺️🤗

[@randysanchez1397]

Yup that’s why you don’t submit to a field sobriety test never will either I can be skiing the slopes no amount of focus can get me to recite the alphabet any different that ABC lmao

[@trainwoody]

Sometimes they want you to recite it without singing it also. I cannot

[@TheGreenTucan]

I was an alcoholic from age 18-30. I had a real good look at myself and all the consequences I've brought upon my life and decided to quit. I'm 238 days sober now and living the happiest days of my life. ❤️ Update: 434 days today 2/2/2024 💪

[@Silage999]

keep that going bro

[@MrRicky175]

💪

[@3M0710N]

Good shit bro, keep strong!

[@chuck9380]

I’ll drink 🍺 to that

[@joeyAPB]

Congratulations brother , definitely a hard thing to do kicking an addiction i hope you see success and keep it up

[@einfachmanu]

when youre out for a drink after work, but someone just ordered same day delivery

[@ototo4508]

hilarious lmao

[@ohreally8245]

😭

[@eleven9286]

Customers first

[@Digitalgems9000]

LOL

[@V.I.C.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@impulse4079]

He’s not drunk, man is fucking hammered.

[@cedarwho7]

His wobbly jazz hands....lol

[@mattyice5299]

if you have a pulse Amazon will hire you as a driver 😂

[@redred239]

@Rob Durst lmao every company is hiring anyone, companies just need bodies at this point, no one is working

[@DawnMeow]

@@redred239 legit the only people applying for work nowadays are 16 year old girls 😂least they have a good work ethnic.

[@hellothere-us7iw]

@Rob Durst woke shithole companies though are pushing for better pay and better hours for workers not this Amazon ultra capitalist slavery stuff.

[@franriding6473]

He is celebrating Bezos making another billion that day.

[@kineticuncertainty]

Someone sounds jealous of bezos..why dont you go out and become a millionaire

[@BonesAv]

@@kineticuncertainty yeah it’s so easy to do that, why don’t we just walk outside and make a million dollars, it’s obviously not that difficult

[@neverendingweedh1784]

The average American will make a million dollars over a lifetime of slavery for the corporations hahahaa. Some make it in 15 years and others it takes up to 50 years. I've been working since 15 years old and I've made about 250,000 . Quarter way there I guess.

[@franriding6473]

@@neverendingweedh1784 it is funny to me the number of people who don't realise they are slaves while applauding the likes of Jeff Bezos 🤣

[@ThatNoFbody-ch9ky]

@@franriding6473 right who tf defends Jeff bezos like he needs that? He doesn’t even know u exist he’d probably spit on that dude defending him lol

[@treyarthurtv]

Imagine feeling like you’re killing it halfway through phase 6 of the sobriety test and not knowing you were absolutely going to jail after part one of it.

[@Jammer80s]

You just described my situation, but they let me go and let my chick drive thankfully....

[@michaelfulton1080]

If they’re having you do a sobriety test you’re going to jail

[@blak3brutus229]

@@michaelfulton1080 not true at all, I did one, but because I had a lot of weed bags on me, no smell and a winning test is a leaving me.

[@blak3brutus229]

Also trey your mentally challenged

[@adoe2305]

​@blak3brutus229 there are no weed sobriety tests xD stop lying

[@iamjason1279]

“Your package is 10 stops away” Cop: 😈

[@d.i.g.i.t.a.l.9268]

Driving like that he was 30 stops away

[@andreathegoosemother]

11 stops now 😆

[@teslacybertruck750]

I love this comment!!

[@louiehorwood660]

I actually wonder what happens when this occurs? do amazon send someone to collect the van? I imagine the packages are just delivered the next day, with a small half assed apology email to customers.

[@fortpilleddrainer5634]

💀💀💀

[@Clauds1005]

This guy gave off mad "what seems to be the officer problem?" vibes lol

[@PrettyinPink93]

😂

[@arnabiarnab3037]

😂😂😂😂

[@dominickmarshall8559]

lmao

[@dieseldabz7104]

Problem officer

[@Clauds1005]

@@dieseldabz7104 iykyk 🤷‍♂️

[@rickyrichreacts9667]

*And here I am sitting in my Amazon delivery van eating a burrito on lunch watching this* 😂😂

[@Fitz710]

Are you drunk?

[@knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094]

@@Fitz710 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shabodog]

That burrito was supposed to be at my office four hours ago-bastard!!!

[@Mclovin69270]

Same 🤣 but after hours drunk watching this. Lmaoo

[@pennilessjester211]

There better have been hot sauce on it

[@vict0ree]

Now you know what happened when it says 10 stops away and then changes to "now arriving" 4 days later.

[@angelalewis4310]

😂😂😂

[@usnaron1]

Bezos personally picked him up from jail and sent him back to work.

[@sierrenitosonorense2489]

Yeah

[@TheDopedealer718]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joeminor15]

HAHAHAHA

[@willapple8145]

But took away his overtime

[@method2madness762]

And he docked his pay

[@MoeLykit]

Shipping Update: your package has been delayed by Benchmark Whiskey

[@j.d.9381]

🤣

[@dontbeakaren6145]

Update your package is 10 stops away. Update your package is 10 stops away. Update delay your package will arrive tomorrow between 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. 🙁

[@still_life8124]

@@dontbeakaren6145 lmaooo

[@Al2One]

😆😆

[@samlung2724]

Yesterday it said my package will be here tomorrow at 10am But now today it says Tomorrow by 8pm -.-

[@kdwaynec]

He did pretty good with the straight line test considering he was .284%. That's some major league drunkery

[@eternalbliss5189]

Just means he's a used to functioning while being drunk. Although the swerving and stuff might've meant he went over his own limit.

[@chuckdeuces911]

I don't believe that's an accurate number, that's saying that nearly 30% of his blood content is alcohol... not likely..

[@stonie222]

@@chuckdeuces911 I'm not a doctor and I'm pretty far from it but what you said must be wrong.

[@masonparis2170]

@@chuckdeuces911 thats nearly a third of 1%. Not 30%. :)

[@liloversteer7308]

@@chuckdeuces911 yea take the Dr. Out of ur name lmfao

[@nickmoscatello9960]

5 months sober this weekend. Every day keeps getting better and better. Every now and then I need a video like this as a direct humility injection. I always tell myself no matter how bad, crazy, or unexpected life may be, I can handle it as long as I don’t drink today.

[@randybaumery-u5r]

Congratulations.

[@OcAirsoft]

Jeff got them drinking the “go go juice” to help them get to deliveries on time.

[@xxdfoster]

Lmao bezos

[@kissey5]

You have been drinking I think

[@samfarrelly4766]

Sir this is Amazon Elon don't got them doing anything 💀

[@OcAirsoft]

@@kissey5 hahah wrong ceo by b my b

[@phoenixMaxxOnShop]

I work for a transportation company and the General managers name is Jeff 🤣🤣🤣

[@LimpPickle.]

Amazon Customer: “Could have sworn I ordered a FULL bottle of Benchmark Wiskey. 🤔” Amazon Driver: “.....🥴🤢🤮”

[@christiancortes5214]

😂

[@jayf8st496]

😂😂😂

[@Chelsie.Connolly28]

Lmao frfr

[@wjatube]

Throwing up part was hilarious.

[@LibertarianHoosier]

Your comment wins.🏆Congratulations! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm busy tonight. I gotta cry in my Mercedes Sprinter, and get drunk! 🥴

[@thomasflores7817]

His heart dropped so hard when the cops Lights came on, I felt it.

[@aviatortrav]

It dropped so hard that he moved to the left to pull over instead of right, almost side swiping that car.

[@MediaEdits2701]

Fr he knows his job is over

[@Jsweezy24v]

@@MediaEdits2701 and any future ones

[@alejandrito8151]

Because u do these things too haha told on ur self

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

I felt it too

[@tomomahony6301]

I had a dui before. When I look back now as a sober man, I realize how dangerous drunk driving is. I’ve put myself and the lives of thousands of people in danger. I’m glad I’m no longer an alcoholic

[@issakakish]

You're always going to be an alcoholic

[@stevet4564]

It takes a lot of character to own behavior you're not proud of. Many turn to self righteous denial. I'm glad for you that you found your way through without causing yourself or anyone else anymore needless suffering. Two thumbs up man. ~peace

[@Deancrosetti]

Man I hope your doing good on that promise I really do but something about to your profile picture makes me believe you had a drink right after this post 😂😂

[@justinstaubli1262]

You definitely should have one while writing this your grammar

[@Velocifaptor92]

​@@justinstaubli1262Bruh, what 😂😂 I pwulsnt be tlaking about other people's grammar

[@hoot1141]

Dudes eyes looked crazy. He was drunk as a skunk. That’s scary man. The guy could’ve really killed someone and it was in the rain. Thanks to this police officer for saving lives that day.

[@tundralife5570]

Guy was way gone.

[@-ph1l1pn0rth-7]

Yup, the rain.

[@matthewnegrete6230]

Thanks to that officer now a bunch of people didn't get packages

[@ThePeninsulaRailfan]

@@matthewnegrete6230 the guy said he was finished with his route

[@samueltorres521]

In amazon you see it all

[@babayagaslobbedaknobba]

He was just drunk with anticipation at all the smiles he's delivering! 🙂

[@automatedcomment]

Does he know his daddy is Jeff Bezos, the department is getting shut down

[@guitarfreak2105]

I hope this guy finds himself, gets the help he needs and gets better. Depression is no joke, he didn't even seem to care he was going to jail. I don't know why, but this one hit me in the heart.

[@reuvenlloyd6769]

Yeah usually these are satisfying but this one was sad. I hope this man gets the help hes crying out for. Poor soul 😔

[@isitatiger]

I used to work with this guy... while I don't condone what he did in the slightest... he is a nice person and I'm sad to see him brought so low. He had a drinking problem when we worked together but it didn't impact his work much that I could tell. I didn't think he was drinking on the job - just that he smelled of alcohol because, well, if you are an alcoholic you kind of just smell like that. Now I wonder if he was drinking at work. I couldn't watch the whole video. I feel terrible because as unhappy as he was before... he must surely feel as though he has ruined his life now. If for some odd reason he ever reads this comment, please don't give up hope. Things can get better.

[@biff5856]

No excuse for putting others in danger driving drunk. He's not a child.

[@isitatiger]

@@biff5856 I didn’t excuse it. Neither did the other guy. Unnecessary comment.

[@biff5856]

@@isitatiger He's an adult. Maybe his "depression" is caused by his alcoholism. He isn't seeking help from a professional source. What about AA meetings? They're free. He chose a criminal path while collecting a paycheck. I can't find sympathy here. If you had a loved one killed by a drunk driver I'm quite sure you'd be singing a whole other song.

[@SnapszDuhh]

He genuinely looks like he is at rock bottom and he must be to be driving around with a big bottle of alcohol just drinking like that. I hope he gets the help he needs🥺❤️

[@delasse3178]

this was his 2nd DUI unfortunately -- his first he was 23 -- 10 years ago. he looks like the type of guy who could be creative and a great guy to the people around him, but cannot live with his demons. amazon drivers have it tough. i feel bad TBH. also, not to excuse his behavior but between DUI #1 and DUI #2 it doesn't seem a single person was victimized. Again, drinking and driving was not a crime back in the day -- both my parents were legally drinking when they were 18. No victim no crime in my eyes. He was arrested and put in jail for 3 days... that sure didn't make his life better -- and definitley didn't stop him from doing it again. I'd say "we need to rethink 'criminality' as well as 'the criminal justice system' but there's no room left in my heart for people to government-splain what the government needs to 'just' do to help people. we've seen this before.

[@delasse3178]

also i think he opened the bottle right after work. not responsible behavior -- but the fact he doesnt seem to be drinking all day is at least commendable lol. recently there seems to be a major spike in people being found post-workshift in their vehicle, so drunk they're unconscious or near it. A relative found some one passed out with an open bottle in front of their house just the other day. It's like some people are getting into the habit of being responsible during their work day but being so irresponsible with their own time, mind, body and freedom that they neglect themselves to the point they're chugging hard alcohol ON THE WAY HOME. It's always happenened to some degree but now it seems to be a cultural trend.

[@peterp2153]

Eh. He’s a drunk. Some Of these bastards will get 10-15 DUIs and not hit bottom.

[@Fear_Greed]

Excluding work ethics, he literally hit a new benchmark on that route and people think a depressed drunk could use their hope. Nonetheless, AMZN is up 52% YTD and has earnings next week. Amazon has been one of the most profitable companies in my portfolio this year.

[@FlyingCanoe]

@@delasse3178Jesus your stupid. There's no victim until there is.

[@johnm1720]

His depression just got worse.

[@grizzlyg4008]

It might lead to him getting the help he needs.

[@anthonyantoine9232]

@@grizzlyg4008 Hopefully that than the obvious alternative.

[@dethwtch]

No doubt. Depression can make you rationalize doing dumb things such as drinking and driving. I kind of feel bad for him in that sense. But this outcome is better then him wrecking and hurting someone and himself.

[@josephdockemeyer6782]

@@anthonyantoine9232 Would have been a much worse situation for his depression had he killed someone.

[@Jonnygiants]

@@anthonyantoine9232 true this hopefully will change his life for the better 💪

[@RobotoSan]

Cop: "Why don't you hop on out?" Nothing good ever follows those words during a traffic stop.

[@billwe5772]

My homie and I in high school got caught like on backroad pull off smoking. Well the officer said since the car was off we could get out of the car he’ll search and he’d come in an hour and tell us we could leave. Never had my heart gone so fast to “wow that officer was awesome”

[@JudahIsrael]

@@billwe5772 same happened to me in SC.

[@z-z-z-z]

Roboto San - "put your hands on the car!" nothing good ever follows those words during a traffic stop.

[@mr.saddad1213]

@@billwe5772 that reminds me of the time me and my buddies were smoking out on the back roads just parked up smoking a couple joints and rolling up some more for later when a cop pulled up he ended up making us stomp the weed until it disappeared then cut us loose.. man those sure were the good days

[@billwe5772]

@@mr.saddad1213 seriously I never understood the hate for cops when I see them I’m trying to get out of it not pick a fight and go to jail

[@EverybodyNTheyMama]

DSP Dispatch: "Hey, when you get out of jail, can you finish up that route. I'm also gonna send you on a rescue." *click*

[@scottreich9587]

Lmao. Rescue

[@Veeeegan95]

💀💀💀😂✋

[@Vegheadshow]

bet he didn't know he was advertising his replacement with the ad on the back of his van that day! Also eew rescues *shudder* I hate them.

[@1273poopoo]

Pretty much! 😂

[@jeyDsixx18]

@@scottreich9587 rescue is when after u finish ur route, they send u out to help someone who’s fallen behind in their deliveries….every parcel delivery guy hates hearing those words at the end of a shift….

[@ploxyzero]

he blew a 0.28?! that is ridiculous, some people would completely black out at that point

[@jamifitz]

Damn he was wasted !! Im so glad he didnt hurt anyone or himself !!

[@123jjred]

🙄🙄 oh jeeze. Who cares, there’s like 8 billion of us…

[@idocoverz1100]

@@123jjred You'll care when it's your loved one robbed of their life. Drinking and Driving isn't cool.

[@drhyshek]

@@123jjred apparently everyone cares but you.

[@albertomoreno3042]

@@123jjred what a stupid thought process

[@Madilynne-AP]

@@123jjred stop it, get some help 😁

[@leejames6800]

Not gonna lie. When the officer asked him to recite the alphabet from E through W... I had to take a second to work that out loud. If I was nervous... I might fail that totally sober in a high stress situation.

[@jr540123]

Same. I'd probably just ask for the Breathalyzer at that point and safe us both some time.

[@sp1epiphany]

If I get pulled over and they say I've been drinking I pass on the field test and say do a breathalyzer and when it comes back to 0.00 I say anything else officer and that's the end of it.

[@piratesmurf4251]

Funny thing is i forgot my ABC. Start learn this shit in case i get stop but i don't drink 🤔

[@timhick6]

Amazon is looking for new drivers

[@Scoobydoo1969-1ng]

Omg SO DID I!! 😆 E F G,,, H I J K L M N O P,,,,,,,Q R S,,,, T U V,,,,,,W. that's too funny

[@del.see.oh.89]

I hope this man gets sober. I battled with alcohol for years. It literally took my 20s. Actions have consequences though. You can't bring the rest of the world into your madness.

[@F32Aidan]

Perfect comment right here

[@dirtcache6128]

Well said

[@stoegerstewie8351]

I don't remember being in the 20s, it was scotch by 17 and vodka all the way to wedding at 31......

[@waterproof4403]

@@stoegerstewie8351 dang

[@del.see.oh.89]

@@stoegerstewie8351 Yeah I don't remember much of my wedding either.

[@teps1680]

He should just call off from work and stay home and drink

[@barberdoug2012]

Alcoholism is so sad and so deadly.

[@davidca96]

it is, I have a cousin with it he is sadly a lost cause and I always expect to hear something bad.

[@ghostwhite1648]

@@davidca96 the worst thing is you cant really force them to do anything they have to want to get better. Usually the law or the reaper forces them before that tho

[@markg.4246]

@@ghostwhite1648 That's the part most people can't wrap their brains around.

[@jacobfromallstate4963]

@@davidca96 same. Had a cousin drink until her liver suddenly failed on her. She died a week and a half later.

[@CabbageYe]

@@jacobfromallstate4963 u could have saved her

[@bojiden5042]

I admire his dedication instead of calling in sick he came to work waisted !

[@spider3755]

Been there before its not so easy working drunk and trying to hide it, I used to operate heavy machinery well on Xanax and weed those were some good times.

[@sumkneegar2766]

@@spider3755 OSHA woulda had a field day with you

[@spider3755]

@@sumkneegar2766 what's messed up was I was the safety guy i enforced the safety rules for jobsites it wasn't my job to operate machines I just did when I had nothing to do cause it was fun but usually I'd be in my office on the computer.

[@hvdub754]

@@spider3755 you are what’s wrong with society

[@spider3755]

@@hvdub754 No you're wrong

[@thedeadeyesniper3713]

Cop: Look at my finger without moving your head. Driver: *looks up at finger like he’s looking up to god*

[@ocoleaounkayison9753]

Ahhh facts omg lmao you hilarious.

[@randzre]

Like he's about to have a nasal swab.

[@JesusChrist2000BC]

Don't bring me into it.

[@alexandersvir2422]

Kek!

[@alexandersvir2422]

@@JesusChrist2000BC imposter!

[@dscuffman7679]

Sad to see things like this because it usually leads to people lives spiraling out of control even more.

[@zezegambles]

I’d rather have that then then potentially kill one of my family members on accident whilst fucked up

[@lawrenceshdow]

Yeah. But what's are they supposed to do. You can't just look the other way.

[@dscuffman7679]

@@lawrenceshdow true

[@gooch-e1g]

@@lawrenceshdow drop them off at an inpatient detox and rehab and not jail

[@aricv1295]

Yeah man once that habit sets in it's really hard to break. Like going to the bar after work was for me.

[@Victor_Victory]

I bet the guy who ordered a $12 phone case got a $1K iPhone instead lol

[@glock1inthetop45]

Bro probably didn’t get anything lol

[@nycfurious]

😂😂

[@cathypetroski7844]

🤣🤣

[@Chr1sBrown]

Shit that would be nice, Bezos just made another bil

[@happydays8171]

Hey, I ordered that phone case, when do I get my 1k phone?

[@KRYPTOKINGGAMING]

.284% This dude is an OLYMPIC level alcoholic being able to function that well, a lot of people would have been almost comatose at such amounts.

[@OfficialCLANK]

hes hanging on by a string i wouldnt call that olympic levels. its so pointless to drink when you have responsibilities. in fact that makes me not want to drink all together, it just makes life tougher.

[@lpjbird]

@@OfficialCLANK alcoholism is a major sickness & these people need serious help in dealing with it before they kill somebody or themselves…They can’t help themselves…hopefully this scares him big time and getting into a rehab is next on his list of what I need to do…

[@KRYPTOKINGGAMING]

@@OfficialCLANK It’s a devastating illness, been there myself and even relapsing past going to rehab I’ve never even achieved half of his BAC. Some people can’t stop and can’t let go of alcohol and my heart actually hurts for this guy, if you carry a three quarters drank fifth with you at work you are far into the gone zone 🙃

[@youngeeneden1594]

@@OfficialCLANK oh brother

[@donniedarko4954]

I blew a .345 3 years ago on my dui. Those cops were baffled let me tell ya.

[@phillyguy2736]

I did this as a summer job, how the hell can you be drunk and do that job??? The amount of walking and finding houses is hard enough sober haha

[@RainmakerXBooty]

after a couple of years you get very comfortable but also complacent. Dangerous spot to be in, thats why I left that job

[@theketoentertainer]

My father was one of the best welders there were, he would climb up super high beams, I'm talking like 30-40 feet into the air, walk across really skinny beams with no support. (completely illegal by the way, according to OSHA). And every day he did that job hammered. I don't mean a beer, I'm talking a 40, an entire bottle of those medium size plastic Bacardi's mixed with Coca-Cola, and whatever else he managed to sneak in there in the form of another beverage. Some people can function nearly flawlessly intoxicated, if their skills and muscle memory are good enough. But when you put them in a situation like this, it'll really demonstrate their drunkenness.

[@Filthy_Larry]

@@theketoentertainer I wouldn’t want your father around me up there. If I ever caught him drunk on the beams up there, I would drop him myself. That’s not just his life he’s playing with, he’s playing with mine.

[@theketoentertainer]

@@Filthy_Larry yeah fair enough, the alcohol already took him though. Got drunk one night and walked across the six lane rd in Vegas somewhere, got struck by an ambulance. The irony.

[@cook6462]

Because alcoholics drink themselves sober. When I say that I mean they have such a high alcohol tolerance that when they drink it doesn't affect them. They need more. There is a video on KZbin of a guy who is drinking open container in his vehicle but blows 0.00. His body needs that alcohol to function. It's like when someone wakes up and takes there medication for the day.

[@JonBpg]

Just watched a man lose his job. Yikes.

[@neen42]

Man loses Amazon delivery job. Man suddenly loses urge to drink.

[@Ufos4dahoes]

Hopefully he looses his license too..

[@22ergie]

Good thing he didn't KILL anyone! Yikes, indeed.

[@jmg1972]

Choices have consequences. Thankfully he didn’t hurt or kill anyone.

[@UnityTTV]

@@Ufos4dahoes 9/10 he lost his license

[@jamesbarrett3889]

That guy is so drunk I can smell the alcohol through my phone.

[@JAPARICAN50-50]

Lol probably had whisky in his glove compartment

[@michaelberta3153]

Yeah, I was wondering where that smell was coming from.

[@ludipicasso9569]

I swear I got a wiff of something when he the cop walked up on him 😂

[@fairfax_fran5109]

He was on some kind of drugs I don't think he was drunk

[@spidermonkey7605]

Driving drunk and making deliveries. That's dedication!

[@DerFroschsCrackedEgg]

That's stupidity

[@Thagy1973]

He deserves a raise! lol

[@TomFox1]

ikr

[@ecjraj]

He's a multi-tasker.

[@htatesil4192]

That's what Amazon will do to u

[@RuPaulCharley]

Knowing this day changed the course of his life is heart breaking on a human to human level. Hopefully he got better and was able to get the help he needed. Depression can be so dangerous to one’s safety. And driving like this could have killed someone. Just an overall terrible situation.

[@Onemorechance12]

I agree this is life changing, but that guy legit looked like he needed this kind of help. I really hope this was an eye opener (no pun intended) for him. It’s sad he lost his job, shame, etc..but again, he needed it.

[@Eddi3xBac0n]

he will never work for delivery ever again.

[@TheRealTeamOutcast]

How about you have that heart breaking feeling for people that get charged with petty small amounts of marijuana charges … sad that it has also ruined my life and I’ve never touched a bottle in my life . But god forbid i smoke a little weed and my life is ruined because i live in a state where they demonize it

[@Level_No_Curve]

​@TheRealTeamOutcast you must be in texas. The most anti weed state left in the union

[@TheRealTeamOutcast]

@@Level_No_Curve actually in New Jersey the “Garden State” 🙄 …. This was back in 2013 … at least it’s lightened up now but i lost military and government opportunities for it already

[@alostfraggle]

Imagine being in the holding tank to get booked and the Amazon guy shows up!

[@eternalbliss5189]

Lol that's fucked up. I met my old high school teacher one Saturday night I got booked and got sent to the bull pen with him.

[@sik59rt]

My first question would be if he already made my delivery or not.

[@lionelsanches8699]

@@sik59rt who cares they have some else do same day

[@sik59rt]

@@lionelsanches8699 o rly? thanks Captain Obvious!

[@robertmosley181]

Dude almost made it back to dispatch. Huge amazon building just minutes from there 😳

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

DAMN! He worked the whole day too... that's tough lol

[@zacg.2384]

@@anthonyhutchins2300 was probably drinking all day Lmaoo 💀💀

[@alexperez6919]

If the cops start giving you instructions it’s too late

[@JZH10000]

Then he wouldve had to drove home and probably kept drinking, he was going to jail anyways hes going up on the curb before hes even in his own vehicle.

[@craigjensen6853]

@@JZH10000 Yeah, or worse, he could have wiped out at the depot and took out a bunch of other Amazon vans and delayed deliveries for hundreds.

[@FiOS909]

Mans was off to a terrible start just with the first 30 seconds of footage 😂

[@rj_nbk]

fr😭😭😂

[@Sis-b3n]

Poor guy.. I was an alcoholic for most all of my life.. now I'm 50 and getting ready to celebrate 2 years sober.. still can't believe it myself. If he's drinking and driving on the job he really has a problem and I pray he gets the help he needs. I feel sorry for him. We should try to help each other be kind we never know what someone else has been through.

[@monicavillarreal3902]

Regardless, he should know better. we are all going through stuff but no reason to get behind the wheel and risk other people's lives. He knew what he was doing.

[@Martin199320]

@monicavillarreal3902 I drive all the time and it's not risking my own life

[@peartfaldo]

feel sorry for the innocent people he puts in danger because he decided to drink and drive. F him

[@mynamewasdavidbowman.8765]

“Poor guy?” What are you an idiot? I could have a little empathy for what he’s going through and the ensuing self-destructive behavior, but choosing to climb behind the wheel of a 6,000 lb killing machine while drunk is where that all goes out the window.

[@Ned88Man]

you can feel sorry for everyone involved. it's nice to have a little empathy, doesn't mean you can't condemn what he has done.@@peartfaldo

[@NunYa953]

In his defense, working for Amazon must be soul killing.

[@enjoythesho1992]

It is

[@melapelan2596]

Mmm not really. I work as driver and it beats working fast food or standing in one place in a warehouse. I mean I'm Hispanic so working isn't hard for me nor do I complain about the small stuff. From what I seen at amazon everyone complains just to complain, some have good reasons but majority is people with bad work ethics, mental problems, and just don't understand how better they have it than working in a 3rd world country. Some people just aren't good workers at all and complain to hide it. Like people complain when there's not hours.....and when there's extra work they complain its too much. Americans have really shitty work ethics, you guys have it waaay too good from other countries lol and it shows. All the guys that are from another country and worked in a 3rd world nation do not complain. I enjoy when they give me screwed up routes as I take my time since we get paid hourly. Don't understand people who sign up for full time work and then complain its too much. You work 4 days a week 10 hours a day it ain't hard. I've seen old folks working a s drivers with full ass vans and they still complete their routes quickly compared to Jerry or Sally who's 22 and complaining about amazon not providing water when we all have water at home. Entitled mentality, some have good reasons to complain like about safety or condition of a car or delivering to a unsafe spot but otger than that people complain just to complain

[@NunYa953]

@@melapelan2596 So you're a racist? Orale.

[@melapelan2596]

@@NunYa953 dawg you really couldn't even come up with something smart so you do the typical "you racist" without saying what I said was racist lmaoooo no wonder yall cry over everything pinchi vatos llorones jajajaja

[@forksaber8950]

@@melapelan2596 thats a little rude

[@matthowell8985]

When I got my DuiI thought it was the worst day of my life and it actually turned out to be the beginning of many better Days.

[@russcatt5952]

Welcome back to the sober life👍🏾

[@MichelleSid]

Congratulations! It can be tough at times but definitely worth it!

[@somethingaboutbrooke]

👏👏👏

[@Gr13fM4ch1n3]

Same honestly. Glad I never got anyone hurt, but definitely pulled out of depression and alcoholism.

[@skunkrasputin9045]

I struggle with sobriety and honestly hearing other people talk about it makes me think I can get better too.

[@beautybliss7127]

Amended courier’s creed: Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor drunken stupor stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

[@noahreed2920]

Nice poem

[@twistoffate4791]

I always liked the postal service's motto. Your version has a nice new twist to it, also, lol.

[@TheEnd-eg6wq]

Nor Rum.

[@heidicrimmings9615]

Lol. Good one

[@JohnCoctostan]

This is so bad. Not only did dude get a DUI, but his job is gone now too. Also, does he need a CDL to deliver? That will be gone too.

[@BrandonBell-r8l]

Not with a good lawyer

[@wiskysin]

I hope he gets the help he needs, and that he actually wants it. That last bit is the hard part.

[@douglas9049]

He’s the only one that can make that happen. Like you said if he actually wants it.

[@ryz8]

events like this help people want it more because they finally have to face the consequences of their actions

[@icewormproductions7826]

Amazon: Sober or Drunk,we’ll deliver your junk.

[@mistyscott2823]

LOL😂🤣🤣

[@Mcfluffymittens]

😂😂

[@biff5856]

Hysterical

[@BrandonBell-r8l]

Lmfao

[@alexfleming6304]

Sad because I can almost be sure he's tired of his job and got no way out. Pray this man finds sobriety. The problem is now he's got no way to make a living. Typically you drink on the job, you empty bank accounts.

[@devincoyne]

With all due respect, f this guy and people like yourself who sympathize with drunk drivers.

[@devincoyne]

Lol he blew a .284 which is 3x the legal limit, but you feel sorry for him cause “he’s tired of his job” lmao 🤣

[@alexfleming6304]

@@devincoyne bruh if u blew that high

[@razzberry4756]

@@devincoyne yes his actions here are very wrong but why not pray he does find sobriety, people don’t just do this stuff for the hell of it really, something deeper is going on

[@xkcd5676]

I used to be an Amazon delivery driver, I was studying for the CCNA and decided I didn't like it so I got into truck driving, I make more than twice as much now. You can get out of it (it's not a bad job just pay isn't great). My little brother used to worn at and Amazon warehouse with me (i was a delivery driver and ive also worked in an Amazon warehouse) and he got into carpentry, same thing he makes way more now. I do feel for him though, I hope he gets it together.

[@navaskin]

What a horrible feeling. I've been this hopeless. Arrested in the middle of the day.

[@edwardgaines6561]

The really, *REALLY* sad part is that he was so close to the station he drove from. DCM3, which is in Glenwillow, OH (Near Solon.)

[@evildark940]

Feel for him majorly but this is what he needed. Hopefully it wakes him up

[@Sergesedd22]

Same here

[@DJayAce4]

Why would you have sympathy for him? He's incredibly drunk (.284%) while on the job, and not only that his job is to drive around. Why would you have sympathy for someone making a choice like that on the job? .284 isn't no slouch either, that's like drinking half a bottle... That's an extremely high level of intoxication, choosing to do it on the job while he's getting paid as well. The police officer saved possible lives that day. The guy was literally running over things and almost hitting cars. You feel for him though, I don't understand at all but I guess that's your choice. I agree this is what he needed, but there's literally no excuse, especially when you're on the job getting paid. It's not like he was off work at a bar and made the mistake of having one too many drinks and through bad judgement didn't want to Uber home and leave the car behind in a bad area somewhere. This is him straight up deciding to be a shitty employee and drink on the job while getting paid to literally drive around.

[@genociderjill]

@@DJayAce4 yawn, found the sober one.

[@mtmcommunity]

@@DJayAce4 you ever work for Amazon? If not gtfo here, you know nothing about how hard that job is and can be

[@Hamburglar247]

@@mtmcommunity not that hard if you organize each tote right off the bat.

[@M.O.S.E]

“Colin this is dispatch...we need you to finish your route and rescue Bobby afterwards thanks.” - Amazon DSP

[@chicken8819]

Vietnam Flash Back 😳

[@dbkjavi8686]

Thats deadass how they be😭😭 lmfao

[@johnnywaffles2482]

Lol they make sure to send it to you when you have 3 deliveries left after you’ve already made plans to meet people for dinner

[@delldolo7314]

😭😭😭😭

[@edwardgaines6561]

Donnie no longer works at dispatch anyway. Thank God! 😊

[@truckerkevthepaidtourist]

I like how they're saying he almost made it back to the warehouse he was only about 5 minutes away, which is true but who would have known what would happen the next day with more drinking and driving he could have killed someone. You could clearly see this is watching somebody just grabbing a quick beer at lunch and trying to get away with it. This is more of a borderline heavy drinker alcoholic hopefully get some help.

[@RealAmericanHero420]

He obviously needs some help with his addiction. Hope he gets better.

[@whipchick90]

Something similar happened to me, but I wasn't a delivery person. I've been sober 8 years now. It is SO humiliating to have something like this happen, obviously.

[@mattsupertramp6506]

Congrats!

[@republican4u2nv78]

Hey, it’s better than killing yourself or someone else so I’m glad nothing worse happened for you :) You would be surprised just how many people can relate to you with addiction struggles so it’s nowhere near as humiliating as you think. I’m glad to hear you are sober- I know all too well how hard that was for you but also how good it feels to come back from an addiction!

[@justthisguy1948]

Nobody likes a quitter

[@hsthatzo8063]

@@justthisguy1948 I'd agree if they can handle the drink

[@pinksha9760]

@@hsthatzo8063but they can’t handle it bro 😭 it’s like heroin to em

[@MrCrazymike21]

This is comedy for police when they already know your drunk😂😂

[@idetectH2O]

Thought that dude was gonna blow out an ankle trying to walk the tight rope, lol. Nice job getting him off the road. He could have done some serious damage with that big vehicle.

[@raphaeld307]

The judge should remove his driving license for at least 10 years just because he pleaded not guilty.

[@blznft9513]

@@raphaeld307 10 years? This ain't North Korea bud lol

[@lemmykilmister545]

@@blznft9513 Uh, it's drinking and driving.. He could have killed someone. If you drive intoxicated obviously you think you're entitled, so yeah you don't deserve a license in that case. It's a privilege not a right.

[@coreturkoane5570]

That vehicle is nothing, it's just a huge boxed van. That's all. It's not like he's driving a transit bus or 53 foot tractor trailer. Still he shouldn't be driving drunk

[@raphaeld307]

@@blznft9513 This ain't North Korea but if you have an extreme DUI and you say that you are not guilty, you are way too dumb to be on the public roads.

[@DozensOfVictims-ek5ll]

He said depression when he asked him if he had medical problems.

[@ncredbird3998]

He makes not a great sober driver but a great drunk ballerina. That hand flip he's got on those pivot steps...

[@ChrisLee66]

Yes, lol

[@thealaskancamper8439]

“Jazz hands!!”🤠

[@AVB_777]

🤣🤣

What color?

[@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770]

Damnit Conlin, if you just would've waited until your route was over we could've drank that half gallon of whiskey together around the firepit while opening up people's packages!

[@beverlycharles6534]

HECK YEAH 👍 😂.

[@pnv8477]

😂😂👍👍

[@Noface678]

Probably didn’t have any misorts that day

[@edwardgaines6561]

@@Noface678 "Missorts?" Well now, if you know you know. 😏

[@marcofrmdatrap3241]

Now it’s up to the officer’s to get the packages delivered on time🤷🏿‍♂️

[@demarcusshields5567]

Oh yeah, he'll definitely be delivering his ass to jail. Free of charge, same day delivery!

[@smmusicplus96]

He finished his route. I'm sure most everyone got a package of some kind.

[@jstarASMR3103]

When I read that his bac was a .284 my jaw dropped. He was hammered!!

[@kobyschechter8163]

That’s three and a half times the legal limit right there (.08). He was probably fired instantly after his DSP company and Amazon got word that he was arrested for DUI. I’m an Amazon DSP driver based out of Carle Place NY (Long Island). As Amazon drivers, we’re not actually employees of Amazon. We work for a third party company that contracts with Amazon to deliver the packages.

[@edwardgaines6561]

​@@kobyschechter8163The story goes that he was depressed because his fiancee broke it off with him a year before he was arrested here. The booze was to help him cope.

[@wallyboo2]

I’m gonna guess that Amazon has an open drivers position in Cleveland.

[@BusyBee11226]

They always have a open drivers position. People come and go like a whore house in that place.

[@happydays8171]

A dispatcher, in Cleveland as a matter of fact, told me, "We are all whores, ... just a hagglin over the price."

[@ricardoibarra6455]

😂😂😂

[@misscamino9295]

Lol

[@1273poopoo]

Worked for them for a bit.. Theyre always horny for drivers there!

[@Ultrontu]

That’s just a damn shame an Amazon worker getting arrested on the job and then drinking alcohol while driving with depression this guy is a danger to the streets man

[@danielvolosin6614]

He was hammered, uncontrollable smiles and everything

[@landofthefree4513]

Didn’t know uncontrollable smiles meant alcohol consumption.

[@justandardprocedure]

@@landofthefree4513 yeah I dunno what that guy is talking about. Uncontrollable smiles is more on the LSD/Molly/mushy spectrum. No fucking drunk on Earth is smiling after getting pulled over.

[@landofthefree4513]

@@justandardprocedure All the likes on this comment caught my eye. What are the likes for lol?

[@justandardprocedure]

@@landofthefree4513 I'd guess either children or people not familiar with substances. Probably both. I always forget there's kids and morons here.

[@leonsus9317]

Didn't look like a smile. Looked more like a scared shitless, try to look normal look to me.

[@streetivy]

John gives a new meaning to curbside delivery....thank you but no thanks John!!

[@martinedeards5424]

holy shit he was hammered 😂😂😂 i hope bezos has an employee bail program

[@kidcamacho6631]

He's going to get more depress with the dui now.

[@JakeStewart1343]

Amazon drivers get dui legal fees covered once every 18 months. Hopefully this was his first! 🤞

[@andrewtross]

@@JakeStewart1343 wait what?

[@tierracooper3356]

@@JakeStewart1343 That's not true wtf LMAO

[@Dat_Sun]

True, but the government will get 15-30k bucks from him.

[@BOY-fi7jv]

Honestly Amazon drivers are treated the worst out of all Amazon branch

[@DJ4000VOLT]

They do take alot of pressure, but its no excuse for threatening innocent lives, This guy wasnt just buzzed, he was wasted, and couldnt handle it, And in the rain. He should wait till he gets home for the night.

[@kobyschechter8163]

I’m an Amazon DSP driver (Carle Place NY Long Island). I usually have between 300 and 350 packages a day. A lot of times I’m absolutely enslaved with oversize packages in a van that’s too small. One day I had 47 oversize packages but thankfully I had a much bigger van that day and so many of them went out right away to a business. There are pressures to being an Amazon driver because of the insane volume the best drivers get every day. I’m one of the best drivers of my DSP (delivery service provider) and that’s why I get so much stuff almost every day. I’m often one of the first drivers of my DSP to return to the warehouse.

[@my_namejeff6833]

No wonder my package didn’t arrive the other day 😢

[@turnitup3912]

Drinking and driving is a tragedy waiting to happen, as many beautiful families who have been torn apart can attest. Hope he gets the help he needs.

[@WehrmachtBunny]

Dude looks calm as hell, then when he's asked to follow the tip of the officers fingers, his eyes light up!🤣

[@Garcia24100]

Could of swore he was off the white stuff 😝

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

@@Garcia24100 I am right now🤪

[@joeaardvark9214]

@@StarKushExoticGalaxy Wow so neat.

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

@@joeaardvark9214 wanna try it with me ?

[@joeaardvark9214]

@@StarKushExoticGalaxy You must be like 12 years old hahaha.

[@glockdude5472]

From someone who’s drove for a living for many year’s, there’s no excuse to be drinking behind the wheel! I was at one point an alcoholic too, but I still had a rule of nerve drinking until I was home.

[@babybatxo47]

hell yeah i love nerve drinking, way better than vein drinking for sure 😉🤣😋

[@willfromdam901]

Same

[@markg.4246]

So you NEVER drove home from the bar? Ever?

[@jacobfromallstate4963]

I never should have done it but I've blacked out drunk and woke up backed up in a parking spot. Most people aren't that Irish so I wouldn't recommend ever drinking and driving.

[@pizzapartytime1826]

@@jacobfromallstate4963 or even drinking lol

[@glendamartin9793]

Prayers for him to get the help he needs ❤

[@tonygonzalez305]

He wasn't drunk, he's just tired since he's been delivering prime packages 365 days a year 24 hours a day

[@Ajent.99]

Used to be an Amazon delivery driver. They work really hard, but they aren't supposed to drink hard on the job.

[@UrAshWhole]

This is the Prime example why you shouldnt drive under the influence.

[@idahopotato5837]

In 87 I hired on at UPS and for most of my career it was treated as a sacred position. Very professional driving and we'll paid. Only the dummies didn't get that they had a great job if they worked clean, honest, etc. Never saw a drunk at work, just after.... I bet Amazon's pay isn't weeding out the garbage. Pay people $$ and you weed out the garbage. You get the best.

[@gary63693]

After 87 years, it's saddening to see such an old man who doesn't know that depression is a disease

[@VictoriaMarch13]

@@gary63693 🤣 he said in 87 not I'm 87.

[@gary63693]

@@VictoriaMarch13 Oh crap, must be my old age. My apologies. lol

[@drwhowhatwhere]

I drove for em for 10 yrs i wasn't garbage but mgmt suck ups or if you're related to Stewarts made the longest careers there....did you retired or go to feeders

[@zebragoboom]

​@@gary63693 after 10 years, it's understandable that you misread it. just try hard in English class son!

[@carlariggs525]

I hope this is a wakeup call for him and the consequences won't be fun.

[@titanrain3374]

Those pivot steps will get you every time.

[@elonmust7470]

I don't think there's a right way to do the turn...

[@blznft9513]

That's why most people fail the field sobriety test even the sober ones. It's your right to deny it and ask for a breathalyzer instead.

[@lirider3932]

Feel for him (minus the he could've killed someone). He must be really in bad. Even in my darkest days I waited till I got off work and home before I got blotto.

[@JesusIsAlphaOmega001]

I agree. Poor guy might be homeless after this. But he shouldnt have done what he did

[@goldleaf889]

Thank you. Some just don't have the street smarts. Caught my friend years ago driving drunk in the middle lane of a busy street. I was coming home from work and noticed his ORANGE MUSTANG of all cars to be driving wasted in. Luckily got him back to my place before something bad happened. He did that more often than not some people are just brain dumb, yet he was valedictorian or somthing of my grade school. School smarts don't equal street smarts

[@josephdockemeyer6782]

@@goldleaf889 Unfortunately, addiction, of any type, is a disease that doesn't discriminate. Smart or dumb...

[@louisgoldberg1755]

He got to 7 one thousand and gave up, like yup u got me officer and I'm a idiot.

[@robertal87]

You never know how he feelings or what he's going tho. Seems like he's a decent guy, just did something stupid

[@bigisrick]

Dude has a serious problem. That drink is dangerous. Glad he's off the road

[@FroFTW85]

Cheap liquor in those big plastic bottles. He downed like 2/3 of it. Im surprised he was even able to walk at that point.

[@edensmith3747]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 yeah sucks but he made the decision to drive drunk. Like he could have killed a kid or a dog or did any number of things. Thankfully nobody is hurt

[@anthonyantoine9232]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 He'll need some serious help. This combined with his stated, and obvious by his actions, depression put him at seriously high risk for self harm. He made an incredibly stupid mistake, but I still feel for him. Hopefully he gets the help he needs before it's too late.

[@edensmith3747]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 I know what it's like I have depression. I still wouldn't drink and drive period.

[@edensmith3747]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 I would never drink and drive I'm not an idiot. I had a fried die because of a drunk driver and the driver lived. I think it's Honestly horrible you even try to justify it and it just shows you moral. We all make our own choices so don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do lmfao

[@thedirtbikeexperience1697]

Lost his license, job and prolly a few other things all in one day

[@evictioncarpentry2628]

I would have wrote a note that says "This is an Automated Vehicle for your convenience" and stuck it to the window. And then hopped in the back and hid in the packages.

[@dancer1]

Lmao

[@evamz9584]

That would be hilarious 😂

[@Terrifier1984]

Seriously the best idea i ever heard of for a company driver

[@scottwaters3959]

Fastest DUI arrest I’ve ever seen. This normally takes forever

[@martini1591]

@@zacsdiyguns lol

[@gabe9641]

@@zacsdiyguns Zach's DUI Guns

[@Max_Krypto]

Ya I got mine 3 months after turning 21, everyone says they are not drunk but I had 3-4 beers at a pool hall hanging out with friends and got pulled over for going 4mph over the speed limit (39 in a 35) going to my weed dealers house 😂. Passed all the eye/walking test then he pulled out the darn breathalyzer. Blew in it and he walked around his cop car for 5 minutes and came back saying “ your under arrest” as I blew a .109 so I was completely shocked lol

[@halomegablokswarrior8798]

@@Max_Krypto you had to be swerving there’s no way he pulled u over for 4 over that’s fucked up

[@xbmpr]

@@halomegablokswarrior8798 depends on how bored they were that night really

[@Kobepwns921]

I work at UPS and as an entry level driver helper I got paid more than full time Amazon drivers they have a soul crushing job and are massively overworked but it’s still no excuse for this.

[@johnman8554]

I worked for ups and amazon.. I didn't work for fed ex.

[@sneksteppy]

"entry level driver helper" is about as sad as it gets lol. That's like saying "I'm an entry level door opener helper. I assist the guy that opens doors for people, but I'm entry level". Just delete this embarrassing comment already.

[@firstlast---]

​@@sneksteppy What's embarrassing is that you run your mouth without doing a couple minutes worth of reading. Without any experience that's what you need to do in order to become a driver for ups. Those guys are union, tell me how much the ups has to pay them after being a driver for 4 years.

[@0Ciju0]

@@sneksteppy You hit your head? Why you so angry about an 11 month comment lmao. I think you also missed the point, he means entry level at UPS pays more than someone with seniority at Amazon.

[@eagle56786]

@@sneksteppy yeah and I’m sure your life is sooooooo successful 🥱

[@ancient3003]

Right when he turned his lights on, he has the “tadaaa” sound play 😂

[@Sora_Digital]

sad and scary. I used to work with a guy at fedex who would drink in the parking lot before he started his shift. ( I didn't know he was doing this until after he passed away) Used to always come to work smelling like alcohol from the night before, (what we thought). Went to rehab and still went back to the bottle. Passed away at 37, from something related to drinking. Alcohol can really ruin your life if you're not careful.

[@SnapszDuhh]

That is so sad🥺

[@phantommah8042]

These delivery jobs are soul crushing.

[@SnapszDuhh]

@@Not_juwish wtf

[@paulweston2267]

However bad this guy's problems were before, they just got 100 times worse. He will never work in transportation again. It is never fun when you have to yank a guy out of a truck mid-shift, fire him and submit a report to USIS. But it is something you have to do.

[@SaintsRowProductions]

yes but guess who chose to do that job ? they did. being a pig is a choice 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@mcmd2009]

@ Saints Row Productions being a criminal is a choice also.

[@ChicagoJD]

@@SaintsRowProductions you don't care that a drunk driver could hit and kill you or a loved one?? Glad they got him off the road.

[@murraymachado401]

USIS, pfffft! You're dreaming and I think you have narcissism.

[@paulweston2267]

@@murraymachado401 Excuse me, do you know anything about the transportation industry? Your words do not indicate that you do.

[@aweia]

Absolutely love to see a cop using his Omega Speedmaster for timing out on the field

[@zmadmaxz]

Notice how he knew exactly what to do for eye test without being told, not his first time

[@7aluv4me]

All jokes and inconveniences of delayed packages aside.. He risked his life and the life's of other drivers because he wouldn't and couldn't set aside the need and want for alcohol - a reckless choice was more important than safety, his job and his health... alcoholism is a beast.

[@macneoh7418]

Wow, that was really deep. Do mind if I get that quotation tattooed on my neck?

[@7aluv4me]

@@alexd.9368 🙏

[@markg.4246]

You clearly don't understand alcoholism. Most people don't.

[@tomkellycartoons]

@@macneoh7418 You seem the type to do just that

[@macneoh7418]

@@dootdoot94xo44 it would make your mother scream.

[@MikeJones-cr7mt]

I think they could save a lot of time if they went straight to the breathalyzer

[@MustObeyTheRules]

They work by the hour

[@maxfightmaster1338]

This is my go to if I haven’t been drinking. I have no time to tip toe around the typical cop double talk & potential self incriminating questions. Go get the breathalyzer so I can prove my sobriety and be on my way.

[@zachr5009]

They have to build a case to be presented in court, even if the breathalyzer will clearly implicate them

[@lang-ed3bk]

@@maxfightmaster1338 just how many times have you been accused of dui when you were sober

[@futuredoc2014]

Portable breath test is not admissible in court

[@Kgmlbz28]

Imagine getting that call as his boss. Like damn bro gotta tow the van again

[@jhbuilders]

Someone is still waiting on their package.

[@leejames6800]

"you're gonna take one foot and count to 30 by thousands"... my literal mind wants to say "officer we are going to be here for years if we do this"

[@Vito_Caligiuri]

I was confused also. I thought he meant count to 30,000 and go by thousands

[@maze_mani7883]

@@Vito_Caligiuri me too i was like officer can u clarify bc im an overthinker

[@420scene]

@@Vito_Caligiuri That’s what I thought too. I was like wtf. Haha.

[@amom6511]

@@maze_mani7883 Right! I was thinking waaay to hard about this.

[@Michele-sq9zf]

Me too……Too complicated…….