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[@ImmortalChaos]

I'd go with Miami, they had a song, a beverage, and Cecily Strong.

[@chrisMoutkastragtop]

and Melissa, who looked hot as hell here.

[@ImmortalChaos]

@@chrisMoutkastragtop She was looking mighty fine with her little dance and beverage wasn't she. Peak adorableness at 4:04-4:08, I think its the elbows and head tilt, oh yeah.

[@thezog83]

Y don't u tell em' the real reason: cocain !...

[@PoweredByEnvy]

I'd go with Atlanta. Strictly for Keenan.

[@PoweredByEnvy]

@Joe Mama too funny bro. Too funny

[@giannas1706]

Mikey day as pitbull was something I did not know I needed

[@Bubbles-od2tv]

Who knew Mikey Day could dance? So talented

[@joelmaisano8481]

@@Bubbles-od2tv Mikey kills it in the David Pumpkins sketch! Also SWAT Recon w/Chris Pine.

[@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc]

@@Bubbles-od2tv bro wasnt dancing what u talking bout

[@LeoStorm007]

It was spot on😂😂. "Dali"

[@SunshineSurfsup1]

The Pitbull impersonation was the best

[@bringthepayne7561]

SunshineSurfsup1 All that damn hollarin' he does😂😂😂😂

[@Lafemmefutile]

For real, he totally nailed it. I love Pitbull.

[@ranelgallardo5343]

I know. Pitbull is a musical genius and legend and it was awesome to see him impersonated

[@billant2]

"Pitbull" killed it for sure... uno, dos, tres, dale !! ha-ha-ha

[@mimio9814]

Mikey is so talented!

[@jay-]

Pitbull does'nt represent any city. He's 'Mr Worldwide'!

[@muroojtahir697]

Jayanth but he is also Mr.305 (area code for Miami)

[@V0YAG3R]

Jayanth nope

[@nomorepetrenko]

Mista international

[@calainmyers6359]

He is both Puerto Rican and Mr Worldwide and in Florida. So y'all right.

[@que3817]

@@calainmyers6359 He's Cuban not Puerto Rican.

[@RD-cm7ym]

Moffat's Affleck is great. Underrated cast member.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Rene Duplantier ikr. I love him so much and his Affleck impression is spot on!

[@uzo715]

He's cute too 👀.....js

[@SadfoxGuyver]

Rene Duplantier ok his mom

[@markwilson9618]

Rene Duplantier and the Eric trump one is amazing

[@marksuckerburg3051]

666 likes

[@danielmasny1587]

This sketch could have gone on for 10 more minutes with 10 more cities and I would have enjoyed every second

[@Droidman1231]

As an Atlanta resident I can confirm their portrayal is hilarious and accurate.

[@Gothhippie667]

Droidman1231 : I'm from Atlanta, and live in Savannah. Paula Deen represents no one.

[@cmoney-kd6xx]

"Thats the police!" Had me tripping.

[@thepaperstaggering]

SAMMICH!!

[@SuperiorHound]

Droidman1231, I would’ve thought the Varsity rather than Chik-Fi-NotGay, but presume Atlanta is home to both.

[@standupguy12]

The Varsity? Da fuq? Hell no. Get your SJW ass outta here. Have you ever lived in ATL? ATLiens love Chic-Fil-A's chicken sandwiches. It's still the most devoured chicken sandwich by the LGBT community.

[@bigdee1216]

I'm serious, the pitbull impression had me falling over.

[@maddiehansen5661]

Is no one gonna talk about that spot on Casey Affleck impression??? you could close your eyes and not realize it’s Alex!!! Alex Moffat is a gift from God

[@TechCrazy]

Maddie Hansen Yes you are so right. Moffat nailed that one.

[@maazkalim]

Totally! I caught it on the first glimpse that he was a fake but I couldn't guess the person doing it.

[@Helga947]

Maddie Hansen ohh thank goodness after years I have found such dedicated Alex Moffat supporters as I am!!! 😂

[@chermebrownsauce8049]

hes underrated! he has the best irish impression Ive ever heard

[@aishwaryachaudhary2933]

I agree. alex, beck and Mickey are a gold trio.

[@lickos83]

Love that possessed look in Aidy‘s eyes - spot on Paula Deen right there! 😂

[@tylerkochman1007]

Kinda wish they did more cities

[@lego4virgo]

Hmmm...there'd be Toronto, the D.C. region (No. Va & Montgomery County, MD are in there), and that's all we need...GO DC! YOU GOT DIS, BABY!

[@hatmcshooty]

Tyler Kochman like Dallas which I think is one of them

[@markfoster1520]

Philadelphia! Not sure if I want us to "win".... win higher housing prices, traffic congestion, all the taxes...we won't be collecting for some five years or more....Go Philly! & Let's go Eagles!

[@RehAdventures]

Tyler Kochman truth- like could you imagine if they did Baltimore, that would have been hilarious. They just had to walk in with their jeans touching the floor and say lemme get you some lead wader (water).

[@sam.tastic]

Mark Foster UGH, same! my city (Raleigh) made the top 20 and is also in the running. but the city (like most cities who put a bid for the new HQ) didn't release their official proposal to the public, and likely won't until a decision is made. I understand why, and it makes sense in light of this begin a competition...but I still feel a little ehhhhh about citizens being in the dark. Generally speaking, I think the idea of a corporate giant setting up some sort of weird Municipality Hunger Games where cities compete for their headquarters location by sacrificing tax revenue and potential income from the local economy isn't cool to begin with. That said, I see the upsides (and there are certainly quite a few) of Amazon choosing to come here as well as the downsides. But which one outweighs the other can only really be determined by knowing what we actually offered them. lol which we CAN'T know until it's all said and done anyway. Ultimately I believe this will be a nonissue, as I don't see Raleigh being chosen in the end. But still. Ehhhhh.

[@hectorvergara3394]

Imagine if they had put California with some of the Californians characters 😂

[@LexTanMedia]

Jeff Beeeeyzos? oooooooowhut're u duuuing here?

[@sunofpeter2]

omg thats funny! ooowhuuuut are you doing here! that killed me!!

[@reeee7607]

That's hilarious except they need a city lolll

[@jir.5]

YESSS😂😂😭

[@anirudhsardiwal3471]

Man what an opportunity missed by snl!

[@Lawrence2525]

"I'm Paula Deen and Imma be careful what I say" HAHAH I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE

[@vivianacavazos6673]

Lawrence2525 that was the best part ! 😂

[@maazkalim]

I couldn't catch it! What was that, exactly? 🤔

[@jaketaller8567]

Ma'az Kalim NOBODY ANSWER THAT!😱

[@TheMusicalElitist]

Shame you’re still a cretin.

[@quinnwelsh3251]

wait literally my alexa heard him say “alexa are we ready for the presentations” and she said “yes, but if you’re going to bring in pitbull, let me stop you there.” OMG 🗿

[@JustPeachy998]

I thought you were joking, I don't even know why I tried it, but I'm glad I did.

[@joanofarc9793]

EllaBella I don’t even know why I bother but what did your Alexa say

[@alexandriatownsend7625]

Omg mine did

[@V0YAG3R]

fat BiTcH no

[@jf3nr]

really?? omg did the alexa clap???

[@ubermensch826]

did kyle and mikey draw straws to determine who'd be pitbull and who'd be jeff bezos

[@RyuujinLetum]

ubermensch826 lol I think they did.

[@RyuujinLetum]

Andrew McHale ok?

[@mvuto137]

Funny... seems like they drew straws to see who'd be Scarface.

[@bensiler4462]

ubermensch826 iiiin

[@dboyagod]

ubermensch826 fuckkk 😂

[@patrickwarren3208]

They nailed Atlanta, "It's called a Waffle House" Lmaoooo

[@kingjamestres]

As someone from Atlanta that part had me in tears.

[@evev145]

The one with the bomb!

[@mohammadfarooqi6255]

Y'all from Texas 😎

[@ThoseTwoBrits1]

omg bald Kyle is hilarious!

[@rebecca7856]

British English with Joel & Lia He looks like Lex Luthor.

[@billant2]

"Pitbull" killed it too... uno, dos, tres, dale !! ha-ha-ha

[@NibberKSmooth]

Non-existent Kyle is even better.....

[@bear6735]

I just made this comment have 666 likes

[@Soul-up8ru]

I'm sorry but bald Mikey is better haha just kidding they both are 😂

[@kelzbaby123]

Kenan’s Atlanta mannerisms we’re spot on. Also I’m loving Alex.

[@garywilson6286]

kelzbaby123 you know he's from Atlanta, right?

[@southsidesavage8849]

kelzbaby123 i usually don't do this type of thing on Sundays because im busy helping starving kids get food and proper care but would you maybe wanna go on a date with me?

[@lifesquixotic]

kelzbaby123 he was hilarious! What mannerisms would you consider Atlanta?

[@TaylorCurtisYT]

Love your pic! Leigh-Anne is gorgeous!

[@Missteree87]

Obviously

[@emnm144]

I can't believe that I haven't seen this sketch before. Kyle Mooney doing a more serious impression? Mikey Day's incredible Pitbull impersonation? Cecily and Melissa singing (even if it was briefly)? Amazing, I wish I had seen it sooner

[@markjacobs3337]

It was cool seeing Kyle do an impression

[@simpleman72685]

During the Atlanta part they should have mentioned their minimum wage is still $5.15/hr. That would be music to Bezo's ears.

[@haitiyouyou76]

Frank M He probably would have orgasmed.

[@joeyell8274]

what that doesn’t even make sense considering it’s lower than the federal

[@tripp8833]

Jesus is that true? Fucked up

[@2805jayman]

Joey-eLL thats the state tax, but dont worry too much about that cause people here get paid even less than that.

[@UttermostDth99]

Yet the minimum wage for government workers was just upped to $10/$15

[@LibsLOL42]

I'm from Atlanta and the Atlanta part is so accurate and funny omg

[@michaelbuckelew]

Libby The people going cray over Paula Deen not being from Atlanta are kinda funny. We know, but you know there are people just like her all around here!

[@LibsLOL42]

Michael Buckelew Yes, exactly!!

[@grinehard7]

Aidy was killing me with her eyes in this lol

[@lolomg42]

We need more of Aidy’s Paula Deen shes perfect

[@carrots_arelife2924]

"Two hours with traffic... The one with the bomb... It's called the waffle house" ATL lol

[@barryfraser831]

they forgot the most important thing of all, all diseases know to man. Got to love the CDC

[@o0usf0o]

I live in Midtown Atlanta and they nailed it 😂

[@angelgjr1999]

Atlanta traffic is horrible, the traffic jams go all the way to Athens sometimes.

[@HeightHome]

they nailed it with the traffic

[@stephenstull4217]

Um, no, they don't.

[@kimkuhle1207]

If you have ever worked with the Chamber of Commerce in any sized city, you will know that this SNL video is painfully accurate. Turning the corner on actually winning a new corporate headquarters can depend on the smallest thing - grandma's jam, hometown memories or a drive in a neighborhood!

[@sodadrinkhat]

Yep. That was pretty much Atlanta.

[@michaelbuckelew]

ISeid15 Only two hours from downtown to the airport? Little low, especially if there’s a football game and president in town.

[@robotman011]

ISeid15 no. Tf. Atlanta ain’t like alabama

[@jemmaleda2426]

Michael Buckelew because of traffic man

[@jacobgoldenofficial4321]

Who that! The pole-leez😋

[@GaryTurbo]

This was just tip of the iceberg kzbin.info/www/bejne/f36ao2d9hrOYmbM

[@wealthyblackman2655]

When she yells "THAT'S THE POLICE!" OMG! Spot on Atlanta!

[@tlotus3032]

Lizards, Bugs, Beans, Cocaine!

[@kingjamestres]

MrGriff305 Not like Florida though they got super bugs.

[@007NowOnline]

Florida roaches are the worst thing ever. Also bug problems depends on what part of florida. Big cities like miami have nothing on more smaller cities or rural towns or places close to a lake or river. Plus mosquitos are basically flying piranhas that will strait up murder you if your blood type is O or B.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Are you people actually arguing over which city has worse bugs? SMH

[@flagal519]

superbugs, indeed! Those dang palmetto bugs are 3 inches LONG and they FLY ! #terrifiedFL

[@tlotus3032]

MrGriff305 sounds like Edgar the Bug from Men in Black.

[@CoreyAMoore]

That line about the Waffle House wasn't a joke ... thats the spot where all communities come together in the South!!

[@JamesTGreen-yr6mq]

Corey A. Moore 93rd

[@carlossandersoncastillo8934]

Give it to Miami. Pitbull deserve it. Uno dos tres cuatro!

[@xoxxobob61]

haha ! cinco sies siete ocho! Calle Ocho !

[@Sasha-ld6fl]

CARLOS CASTILLO he didnt say mr worldwide once tho

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Orlando & Miami FL had 0 chance. Hurricanes tropical storms bad public schools violent crime all bad in Florida... 👎🏻😧 ... By the way; I've been a FL resident since 2000. 😎

[@wilsthelimit]

The South no longer sees Miami as a member of the South

[@QuillWorks]

I love how people cheered when Kenan held up the Chik-fil-A bag 😂 Honestly, I would do the same

[@mripwntheworld]

My echo dot was very confused..

[@16bitmick]

Ditto. It kept saying "I don't know that one" then playing random music.

[@liztgarcia1820]

I'm from Miami and I can confirm the Miami bit was 10000000% accurate

[@Bekind94]

Pero, right?!

[@markjacobs3337]

I used to live in South Florida

[@FauxFace]

Keenan is a gift from god

[@jimpiros9333]

Spell check is also a gift from god.

[@mikedavis9885]

William Baldwin you’re right. Damn

[@williambaldwin9068]

Mike Davis all is good! "english" humour is my favourite

[@castleislifekatic4146]

maybe you should try to spell the gift's name right

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Thompson has been a SNL cast member as the 2nd longest, as of 2018.

[@DominiqueGarofalo]

I just LOVE Melissa Villaseñor in this! I keep rewatching because she is just so adorable!

[@somethingclever4563]

Casey Affleck impression was on point...

[@jorgeloo3131]

Hahhahahahha, Pitbull is everything in this sketch!! Saludos desde Perú, amigos!!

[@carolinelittle4258]

#tearsofrage

[@copwatchImperial]

Ahahaha

[@spacebar9476]

Man the Pitbull bit was the best. Very well packaged. Uno, Dos, Tres, Ciatro! Dale!!

[@dontdoit6986]

Aww, they should have done all 20 cities. I would have watched that!

[@jkm4645]

I wish they would have done an update after AOC fought against Amazon coming to New York. I feel they have missed many golden comedy opportunities to pick the low-hanging fruit she is constantly producing.

[@foreversunrise8749]

Akron Ohio

[@thomaspowell7468]

Forever Sunrise Pittsburgh PA

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

As someone who lives in philly i just want to know what our pace offering would’ve been

[@wendilores1657]

I wanted to see what Montgomery would be

[@LivLearnsLife]

Alex and Mikey are such gems. 🙌

[@nicholassousa6885]

I lived in Miami my entire life and that right there is what it is exactly. Bless mr.305

[@zaniah8270]

Yep

[@IMPERATOR-EL]

nicholas sousa no it’s not

[@Brievruiz]

Me too but their accents were crap 😂

[@caru3257]

And 786

[@Jellisonable]

Alex Moffats Casey Affleck impression was the best. They needed to make this skit longer.

[@tosht2515]

"We're from the chamber of commerce of Indianapolis, Indiana. Home of the Indy 500, Butler University and Vice President Mike Pen...um, Butler University! Go Bulldogs! We almost beat Duke once."

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Tosh T Not bad! 😀

[@stephanieransom2112]

Way funnier than the snl writers

[@rohanmhetar4295]

Tosh T s

[@RJones-tn5vg]

Accurate

[@hectorarredondo6929]

Tosh T a butler university exists?

[@gkowligi1392]

"Alexa, are we ready for the presentations?" "Yes, but if you're planning to bring a pitbull, let me just stop you right there."

[@jonathangomez8269]

It is Miami, and it is loco! It is Miamiiii, and it is loco! 😂😂

[@SunniDae333]

That was the greatest PitBull impersonation I have ever seen.

[@RyuujinLetum]

I hate to say it. And I really really hate to say it. But that Miami portrayal is spot on lol. Glad the cities they represent are accurate lol

[@jaesimpson425]

“I’m chief Paula dean y’all, imma be careful what I say” lol 😂

[@gentle.unicorn]

god I hate when they say "Alexa" in stuff now I'm always screaming "NEVER MIND" because she keeps hearing her name.

[@christianmejia9265]

1

[@ellaisplotting]

I'm glad I put my headphones on for this one

[@zed952]

just change wake command from Alexa to echo or something else

[@ryanwisbach209]

Haha same she went off like 4 times during this video

[@djguapo]

Get a Cortana instead

[@samlayne389]

The fact Kyle told Alexa, "I love you" in a concerned questioning voice like, "will this A.I. say she loves me back?" is pure gold.

[@metalhead476]

That Cory Booker impression lmao

[@ishmaelm1932]

metalhead476 Wasn't funny. Sounded nothing like him. That actor is so 1 dimensional.

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Pit bull was very authentic

[@FauxFace]

Professor Xavier behind the desk

[@rmpbklyn]

spot on with pit bull

[@silverionart8536]

Disappointed there wasn't a stoner from Denver

[@EZRDEN]

Silver Ion me too.

[@ryanw1140]

Denver cant convince seattle we already have legal weed

[@turkeyjerky3689]

Trust me. Denver nafives don't want Amazon's headquarters here

[@WonLotto100M]

Miami on point! Cubans, Jamaicans, Venezuelans, Haitians...... we get them all

[@Mataphan]

Kyle actually pulls off the bald look.

[@RobbieBackpacking]

"And I'm going to be careful what I say" hahaha

[@jmag579]

3 butter pudding. 🤣😆🤢

[@notsure6187]

I'm chef Paula Deen yallllll

[@MandyDollofDollLand]

2:05 That Paula Deen introduction! LMAO!

[@JamesTGreen-yr6mq]

MandyDoll ft c.f. ft

[@deltathecomic4765]

They got Atlanta and Miami pretty spot on. XD

[@etherealdeal1792]

Lol miami felt so real as someone who lived in Miami for 20 years

[@ollieanilo2941]

I was just waiting for a New Jersey joke. No matter where I go, a Jersey joke will pop out of nowhere.

[@JoJo173]

I am an Atlanta native. It was so accurate! LOL!

[@anykachan]

this video confused my Alexa in my room lmao

[@aersiul]

I'm sure the real Bezos was laughing too sweetie.

[@anoopchandran4630]

Aidy Bryant has got the cutest smile ever!

[@ronnyjoe230]

Atlanta wins with that entrance 😂

[@tracer740]

YUP! Could not have been better!

[@maximilian_3002]

It's definitely too short. Also: I'm not exactly sure what or whom SNL was making fun of😁, but it's funny as always.

[@fitzgerald4744]

Excellent sketch! Love Cory Booker's Newark.

[@abdullahalmomtan800]

4:35 so THAT’S why Alexa is shaped like a tube

[@josephbenobasa]

The Casey Affleck impression is incredible 🤣

[@namekman01]

i kept rooting for denver to be made fun of. so much potential for comedy: shorts and flip flops during a blizzard, bad fashion, marry jane... colorado is kinda fun tbh XD

[@MerianyaS]

As a Coloradan, I was hoping the same thing. We're kind of a weird state. And you're right, that's how you tell a Colorado native: they're wearing a parka and a pair of shorts with hiking sandals and socks in a blizzard.

[@jjames05]

I️ live in Denver. It is a shithole.

[@namekman01]

why do you say that james?

[@EZRDEN]

jjames05 no its great.

[@crich8956]

The Miami one was very accurate.

[@cerksy567]

That pitbull impression had me weak

[@winebox]

As soon as Atlanta showed up, gave it a thumbs up.

[@AshVK]

I just *love* the way Alexa says Jeff Be-zus. Her personality here is just stellar. Love Alexa

[@jumping438]

Cecily is T H I C C!

[@zachsin2411]

I’m from and live in atlanta so thanks it’s exactly like you said

[@playerx2006]

why can't we skip this oral b commercial??

[@kolboy757]

should have subscribe to youtube red

[@rickrose5377]

playerx2006 Bless you, my friend. Enough, already. I'm not getting that fucking toothbrush!

[@awesomeh8786]

I know right?!

[@JonathanMillerMusic]

playerx2006 OMFG I KNOWWWWWWWW

[@kwokmanchung]

AdBlock is free.

[@OldRaver]

Best Pitbull EVER, Mikey 😂😂😂

[@lil_rotini]

aidy bryant as paula deen is beyOND perfect

[@BlurryLens3105]

“Hi I’m chef Paula Deen, and I’m gonna be real careful what I say!” *stares at the other two* Hahaha

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

From a Bostonian, The Boston imitation is supprisingly accurate

[@mizzsin9505]

The impersonation of of Casey is tear breaking I can’t 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@babakparvizi2425]

Pitbull was the best. Paula Deen was spot on hilarious and Casey Affleck was funny too.

[@astonm8157]

Some of my favorite characters from past skits

[@bryan_wofford]

I'm a huge fan of Melissa Villasenor. So glad to see her on Saturday Night Live where she belongs … More Melissa! Thanks, SNL. You're the greatest!

[@ThePurpleMushroom]

Nein

[@tyeboi3776]

Miami and Atlanta were so on point. The Miami and Atlanta mannerism as well as accents was perfect lol

[@rfz0084]

Casey Affleck impression was actually pretty good

[@Letsreadthebible7]

That Pitbull impression was way too accurate.

[@beestarjay]

Atlanta was pretty accurate

[@srpatterson10]

The Atlanta part was funny! "2 hours in traffic"....Lol Hilarious!

[@ciara7264]

Fun fact: if you have alexa in the room when you play this, after the first time she's mentioned she says "yes but if you're gonna bring in pit bull then I'll have to stop you right there"

[@Jed245]

The Dunkin Donuts bag from Massachusetts is too accurate

[@lapisskies]

Im'a be careful what I say HAHAHAHA

[@forkyyyy7842]

The casey affleck impression was crazy good and his sister from interstellar 😀

[@galaxyyfrog]

"I'm Paula Deen And Imma Be Careful What I say!"

[@suetotten4767]

The Casey affleck impression was everything!!!