Amazon Shopping 5

[@005miata]

"Stop pulling! Stop pulling instantly!" -SPORN 2019

[@Hiwelcometotism]

@@005miata r/ihadastroke

[@Hiwelcometotism]

@@zombiesRcool90 yeesh

[@Phantomwolf115a]

Dog: half sonic

[@abrahamlincoln7464]

Sporn lol

[@CyberKnght]

Remove every S then it’s R/ihadasreoke

[@TheEpicChildOfHermes]

Friend: whats your favorite holiday? Me: Christams Friend: uhh... what's your favorite video game character? Me: Glod Sans Friend: hmm...

[@no-man_baugh]

Friend: oh hey the mail man’s out. expecting anything? Me: Packag Friend: ok. i give up.

[@xredrumcherry]

😂😂😂

[@ToaderTheToad]

"You can tell he's an old slime" Peter Knetter, the Slime researcher

[@honkandursun9402]

He's got every slime known to man in Slime Rancher

[@ToaderTheToad]

@@honkandursun9402 And then some

[@myfirstyoutubechannel8808]

He looks like he wants to die

[@ToaderTheToad]

@@myfirstyoutubechannel8808That stare... It makes me nervous... SOMEBODY HELP THAT -MAN- SLIME

[@camro]

Moriah Elizabeth has a crush on this dude... Nobody knows.

[@jayjayfilms7016]

Teacher: What color is this? Amazon: Easy! It’s Glod Teacher: F.

[@cutestcorpse]

u meant A+

[@TheRobotIsOff]

@@cutestcorpse you meant "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++"

[@monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76]

@@TheRobotIsOff no you meant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@Magentaura_Of_Course]

Teacer: A+

[@Magentaura_Of_Course]

I meant teacher 😅

[@infinitefiree]

glod sans my dream come true.

[@infinitefiree]

o ma gah Piiter likenth my comment, i are so happ!

[@Yuki_2006_]

How did you do that Marko

[@infinitefiree]

I have no idea, I just wrote down my first thoughts when i saw glod sans, and Pader boi liked it

[@chikofute1693]

@@infinitefiree pkasderrr*

[@infinitefiree]

@@chikofute1693 oh yes sorry, i still can't quite pronounce his name correctly

[@Smuggzyyy]

7:23 This actually made me jump lol.

[@sickwizard5639]

So many good characters were introduced in this episode

[@heatherwilson1890]

mostly glod sans

[@wingsofruin]

E l o p e T h e C l u c k e r

[@LoserLilith]

And also christams

[@guhgaming980]

don’t forget slime controller

[@Phantomwolf115a]

Stop pulling! Stop pulling instantly! (😢😖😖)

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

"Well alright that's it for me..." "Ah! Christams!"

[@RushsBasement1]

0:00 that slime is pretty fat but the price is even fatter lmao

[@splattim3180]

Nice.

[@NaschAzure]

Nice.

[@Neo-zp1if]

Rice.

[@bup3482]

Lice

[@iceflaretulipflames2313]

Noice.

[@woofexe4050]

One could say that the Sans mask was... Comedy Glod No? Right, I'll see myself out

[@monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76]

No

[@boredsandwich_2]

​@@monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76yes

[@ChristopherMoom]

1:40 I came here for laughs, not nightmares

[@RushsBasement1]

@Dylan Issa he is lmao

[@Axos_Abode]

@Dylan Issa they're the new Justin Y.

[@Strifezx]

Git now Moon thing!

[@Hadja31]

Me too

[@TheDecinc]

@Dylan Issa Justin Y is everywhere. Even if there's not Justin Y. Commenters are *_unevitable_*

[@suicidewithtoiletpaper2634]

Ah yes, my favorite show: Good Memes

[@amyrose4376]

With a special guest, glod sans

[@pastarru]

Honestly im geting concerned for your health

[@dayso1242]

Oh hi gay stuff

[@theuntypedeevee915]

pastarru hi gay bb

[@RossyR0ss]

When your idol is gay

[@natatk1570]

We all are

[@luvely._.nate01]

Jason?!?!

[@fulltimelegend6853]

Tails the fox Sonic the hedgehog Elope the clucker lepy the deluxe animal Dobby the skinned rat Sans the glod

[@lugi5215]

gronch the christams

[@theman6422]

You forgot Gronch the Christmas and Sucky McFingers

[@Unikatty]

The sable Preacher cristams

[@stefansolciansky7302]

U isnt glod.

[@cuebtaabnandonsdaetesech1711]

*Zagone from doa*

[@stuckfart]

4:21 i found this costume a month ago and it became a meme among my friends. i spat out my water when i saw *jam*

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

0:00 B L U E S L I M E 0:15 - wait wild weenies 0:21 - early 2000's I see 0:32 - best fry bodypillow 0:38 - 1:15 - food body pillows (I would buy but cant afford the ball) 1:15 - 1:51sad elope and sad head wear 1:52 - I wont get sleep tonight 1:55 - GOOD MEMES 1:58 - piza tim(he was what we needed) 2:04 - animals with peter 2:10 - mmmmmmm poop 2:16 - 2:34 something a-maze-ing(sporn) 2:35 - bread child 2:42 - slimer = slime 2:49 - can he see 2:52 - slime(dragon quest) hat 3:00 - headphones but (dragon quest)slime 3:09 - B A G 3:10 - slime (dragon quest) figure 3:15 -3:37 - slime is no mere slime he ps2 and ps4 controler 3:40 -4:50 - cool controlers 4:05 - sonic toys 4:11- S H I R T is cheaper than tharipeeeeeeee 4:15 - TclFE BaG 4:20 - smoke squritle every day 4:22 - he knows 4:27 - stop right there criminal scum 4:00 - PIKACHU 4:49 - look at that chicken 4:55 - Me new costume 5:06 - ... 5:08 - Sucky Mc Fingers 5:28 - curious george what happen to you 5:34 - oh that is the same guy 5:40 - yes 5:43 - NO 5:45 - Zagone 5:52 - horse mask 6:04 - pooooooooooodel 6:06 - the grinch steals peters channel(christmas) 6:45 - 7:03 - christams ? 7:03 - ... jumpsuit 7:11 - dolan dark is that you 7:31 - hey want to have a bad tom with glod sans 8:00 - you are a poopy head 8:09 - man snow man neededed hlep 8:20 - c3poop from stra wras 8:26 - oh hello there 8:31 - the bear he take thing 8:34 - I like that wall-E 8:38 - hey that is not family freindlylyly 8:46 - he came and saw nut in smash 8:49 - here is your packag 8:52 - Ik peter that is just ewww 9:04 - *sammyclassicsonicfan intencifies* 9:06 - ... no comment 9:14 - well atleast we know the gender 9:23 - closing what have I done

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

5:06 is "Hi, Hawkeye." And the horse mask shoulda been "and here's wonderwall."

[@golgicore]

You forgot one... 7:00 LEPY? PONGONE?

[@wawayalert]

THE LEGEND

[@blaze6259]

5:10 my favorite character, sucky mc fingers. Better come with a pot.

[@cuebtaabnandonsdaetesech1711]

*better come with a pot*

[@hatthechat3123]

Lol

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Chefs kiss

[@faqarahkf7548]

7:54 Patter you're the gift god gave us.

[@candeid3424]

Fry life is the only life anyone should ever have

[@kennethplanck9533]

9:24 I was dead on the ground laughing at this part

[@1971tdog]

Same

[@Pitaponpon2010]

*christams*

[@szodant1]

I love your videos! They always makes me laugh

[@DebatableSnowman]

Same, he's so underrated

[@soad3654]

I can vouch

[@cakecreep2491]

ikr, he has the exact same sense of humor that I do!

[@nuusher3787]

“Its just some kid who got punched in the guts” -Peter Knetter

[@darinmorris4917]

thanks, I didn't watch the video

[@Elixic_]

1:00 chicken wing? bruh that's a chicken leg.

[@peter_knetter]

If you flap your legs fast enough, they become wings.

[@pankoako1028]

@@peter_knetter *glod sans*

[@niketastic]

@@peter_knetter *GlOd SaNs*

[@System_Error404X]

Whats up with the two people saying glod sans

[@Elixic_]

@@System_Error404X zero idea dude lol

[@BeanSproot]

Glod Sans is what motivates me to get up in the morning

[@beezarstuff3807]

The words that were spelled wrong in this video (that I could find) 1: Christams - Christmas 2: Glod - Gold 3: Packag - Package

[@IdioticEggnog]

Why can a llama spell better than me

[@massive2weaselworks]

yes

[@jefforjacksonwarren2108]

P A C K A G

[@swamp6968]

If you know why the “cucumber on a stick” was there, you deserve a gloden sans mask. Oh also merry christams

[@Ernie400]

I know

[@n00blets70]

I also know, do any of you even watch the anime? :P Btw it's a pen that jiggly puff use's as a microphone. She will sing into it and when you fall asleep she draws on your face because she find's it disrespectful.

[@stankytanky69]

There are 3 references to the video in this one comment.. I’m scared

[@swamp6968]

@@stankytanky69 you better be :)

[@kindanotj6509]

elope the clucker is my favourite anime character

[@T1MAGEDDON]

i can relate to this guy, I've not played a single dragon quest game yet the slimes give me so much joy

[@noviancasper]

It's because of a POKEMON episode that the jiggly puff has a microphone

[@Adam-cq2yo]

I'm pretty sure that episode is also the reason Jigglypuff can sing opponents to sleep in Smash Bros.

[@wooweee5334]

I’m pretty sure it’s every episode he’s in

[@hystericallover5989]

nibba 84 nice pfp

[@blaydermonvalkyriechu7020]

And then be gets mad when everyone falls asleep and pops of the cap and its really a marker then he draws on there faces

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

1:55 "I read this as 'Good Memes'" Every Good Omens fan: You're not wrong.

[@crashslysonic777]

7:19-7:28 That whole moment was perfect!

[@davimariferreira3806]

8:20 ah yes aqua, my favorite sega character!

[@StarportS]

8:00 “You’re a Poopy head! Can you spell it out? YOURE A POOPY HEAD”

[@婊子养的]

Ah yes my favorite character *S U C K Y M C F I N G E R S*

[@juliannocartagena2007]

I always loved these videos and it’s great to see a new one.

[@EricNorton627]

This is the most hilarious one yet! Please don't ever stop wandering around Amazon! I'm laughing so hard it hurts! 🤣

[@syd5099]

QUICK! We must worship the Glod Sans before Christmas gets us

[@Codypro134]

C h r i s t m a s

[@wingsofruin]

Christams

[@carlamamwell1473]

We must worship him!

[@nuusher3787]

christams

[@somethingusual8576]

It's Christams

[@BlastoiseMaster]

7:00 Top Ten Greatest Reaction Channels

[@netsquire]

Next vid better have you wearing slime headphones

[@roaldmcdonald]

Okay

[@lemondemonfangirl1337]

christams

[@red_vibe9984]

I love these shopping videos. Always hilarious

[@tosfabu3289]

"It's my destiny" -elope The Clucker

[@barrettyorkparker]

4:39 dop da dop bo boop bo XD

[@JordanAndersonExplodes]

I like the slimes I’m not being generous you are.

[@kingboo872]

Gooey Hi

[@JordanAndersonExplodes]

Oh hi Kirby I better be in the next Kirby game Or else........ I’ll be sad :(

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

Slimes are cute, and I like them too. ... I can't truly bring myself to defeat them...

[@kingboo872]

Gooey I’ll try my best if your not then it’s because Nintendo prolly thought I would mistake you for a blueberry and eat you

[@IdioticEggnog]

Are you cusions

[@zad.5331]

7:24 The 21st picture in my camera roll. Amazing. Truly a masterpiece. Made by Oyamada-Chan team

[@8koled797]

6:43 are you using Microsoft edge instead of chrome? I feel betrayed

[@zapunknown]

Why am I Here? He is he betrayed us

[@sirchryslerofthephaeton]

Why am I Here? Cause chrome doesn’t crash the tab every 5 minutes and doesn’t freeze...

[@8koled797]

XboxKillerz true

[@hatthechat3123]

I have used Chrome before and it was too laggy for me to use so I’m sorry I betrayed you

[@noobscoop4293]

Nah yall dont yse chrome it lags da computer

[@VictoriaFirework]

your videos just get funnier and funnier every time i watch them, they're a good part of my day!

[@PhilipJFryII]

Man this made me laugh out loud so loud, Peter that is humor, for real

[@simonaarcher363]

7:11 I'm just putting this here to remember the part where Lepy the duck is.

[@pepsimanvevo6905]

When you tweeted the christams I thought it was a Jesus grinch. (And that was the joke)

[@shadowclawyamada2081]

It’s currently the middle of the night and I’m trying to stop myself from laughing to not get caught... at least I’m getting some enjoyment out of this...!

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

Lmao

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

Amazon: *Exists* Peter: "Time to make a video of me shopping." I tried to make a funny joke.

[@CallMeVidd]

7:35 no , you see it's like Five nights at freddy's: there's freddy and there's golden freddy. There's sans and there's gloden sans

[@haroldas1]

All of these things are laying around in abundance in the amazon warehouse

[@Rojo7500]

"Theres alot of cool character controllers." Theres not one for kirby though...

[@swamp6968]

he probably ate it

[@musicmaker4310]

1:56 I just.....I mean he's not wrong

[@タマニャ将軍]

7:00 “LEPY? PONGONE?” Me: laughs so hard that I explode

[@very_clever_name1636]

Elope is best sonic OC

[@lancer434]

5:54 I LUV IT

[@zad.5331]

2:01 It really was what we needed. Made by Oyamada-Chan team

[@saulgoodman7804]

9:15 it’s from the Pokémon series and jiggilypuff has a microphone/marker

[@kip8018]

Today is actually CRISTMAS but i will say cristams *CRISTAMS* Also this is my favorite part 7:04 "ITS JUST SOME KID WHO GOT LIKE PUNCHED IN THE GUT" my favorite line from peter

[@KiraSimpalert-jk2mj]

How long did it take to make this comment XD

[@jacobkingrobo]

7:41 Ah yes, my favourite color *G L O D*

[@Vappyg]

9:05 when I was in elementary one of the kids had this backpack

[@BubbleNugget0]

Who else is glad they had this in their recommendations?

[@ghettogecko7995]

Christams. Lepy? PONGONE? Edit: 9:08 as a pokemon fan, this triggers me.

[@ashiamorgan3632]

I love the adorable falling silvers at the end that's look like snowflakes aw how cute

[@thehappymushroomman1814]

6:17 cristams

[@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat]

CHRISTMAS

[@Jude_515]

@@ying-yangthedouble-halvedcat Christams.

[@yomamajokes7917]

Finally my favorite series

[@deezastorious8947]

0:37 fry-life fry-life blue shift fry-life opposing fries fry-life 2 fry-life alyx

[@deezastorious8947]

Gordon fryman in the fries

[@ImTorryTF2]

I come back to this classic all the time

[@Whatingodsname]

2:39 is that battle block theater music I hear? ah I see you're a man of culture as well

[@jaybonk8798]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMMENTING THIS i was scrolling through the comments section trying to figure out where the background music was from and i was going absolutely mad because i knew it was from SOMEWHERE but i couldn't picture it hajshsjsh

[@Whatingodsname]

@@jaybonk8798 no problem man

[@ccmadzuki]

I see I’m not the only one who noticed that!

[@balls5597]

7:42 is comedy *glod* 👉😏👉

[@jacobechristopher5897]

So much weird stuff on Amazon!! 👏👏🤣🤣😜😜

[@louiethecatwastaken]

YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

[@iceyboi]

7:44 glod sans

[@punkyreko6346]

at 8:25 there was a Michelle plus from hello happy world :D

[@thedeatharmy6708]

At 3:53 I said oh no because I saw a post where it turn the controller around and sayed god I'm srry for what I'm about to do

[@guineamasterlove1756]

6:10 grinch just did crack

[@rock3531]

4:35 what is the name of that song

[@starlingskys2537]

6:07 FUN FACT OF THE DAY! A wierd small mall that had a bass pro shop did a "meet the grinch" and it had _that_ mask. And cindy lou was a full grown woman.

[@spamtongspamton9900]

*JAZZY!* *JAMS* *GET READY FOR TRIPLE* *SOMETHING-IPPLE* *TEAM LIGHT, LAUNCHES AT THE SPEED OF ROCKET* *I FORGOT XD* *m o u t h t h a t ‘ s r i g h t*

[@yourresume373]

mouth is my favorite pokem

[@Mastervintage420]

Honestly I took one look at that Patrick controller and I started laughing so hard cuz it looks so darn horrible hahahaha

[@WeDoSomeTrolling2]

this is shopping 5, but that glod sans head is a 10

[@人生は痛み]

0:22 i wanna put this sign on my door just for my parents to walk in on me playing animal crossing

[@Madilyn927]

8:38 xD

[@AshRwastaken]

What’s wrong with you?

[@zigobite]

@@AshRwastaken what?

[@waitercrusader5741]

9:11 that's a reference to jiggly puff's microphone that jiggly puff sings a lullaby to every one and draws on their faces while they are asleep.

[@ReallyGreatCommentary]

Porter the cucumber on a stick was jigglypuffs famous microphone. #fakefan

[@MoronBoshi]

Really? I thought it was a.... "toy"

[@jadesankaa651]

@@MoronBoshi technically it's a marker

[@MoronBoshi]

@@jadesankaa651 Yeah that's definitly what it is.

[@RealSuperMario64]

*I thought it was a Pokemon dildo*

[@kip8018]

5:09 Peter's favorite character Sucky Mc Finger's is also my favorite character.

[@player_8008]

5:30 is that curious george?

[@chromadeline578]

I like that he used shopping in Wakeport in the video. Love Dream Team, and that song.

[@dovesveins333]

0:21 my mom... bought me that when i got a ps3 as a gift......

[@therationalluddite]

5:07 Three videos, three Avengers references. You're on a roll. 😎

[@johndingwall3476]

2:29 cute!!

[@AB-re8yg]

This video... Was priceless Patter Sama

[@TheNotSoFunnyClown]

2:20 is this a threat or a comand

[@astondoesstuff]

3:40 spownjbob

[@pokemonprincess0497]

9:10 Must say, Half A cucumber on a stick is not how I have ever expected to hear Jigglypuff's microphone described as

[@prickstar123]

6:26 PatMac!!!!!

[@appleofdoom]

4:06 I actually have the shadow figure seen in the collection. I found it on the roof of my primary school toilets. I have no idea how it got there or who's it was all I knew is that I needed it

[@mistermansandy]

6:05 cheistams