Since a lot of folks are asking, Azeem *IS* coming to Pune. This weekend, on 17th Nov. Not a lot of tickets left. Get 'em on BookMyShow :)
@alokpandey50885 жыл бұрын
Ok dafuq
@KshitijKucheria5 жыл бұрын
After seeing the schedule, i immediately scrolled down to comment, "Pune kaha hai?" And saw this..
@shivamagarwal94 жыл бұрын
Why am i listening to what he is saying? Its not even a comedy show.
@sanjayhiradhar67414 жыл бұрын
@@alokpandey5088 fdxxcxccx
@shobinchillz1 Жыл бұрын
😂
@vahbiav92ghanekar5 жыл бұрын
The last time azeem uploaded a video, Maharashtra had a government. Edit : omg so many likes!
@WrathHowler5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Harshitasharma-jm5ys5 жыл бұрын
Accurate 😂
@HarrlinKParulekar5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit😂😂
@ShubhamSharma-py1hu5 жыл бұрын
Dammm😂😂😂
@ygoyal8505 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂😂😂
@firstnamelastname-ye4rf5 жыл бұрын
The audience was over the patisserie joke 3 jokes ago..Bruh that subtitle guy deserves a raise
@thebanat5 жыл бұрын
I do deserve a raise
@rawshun5 жыл бұрын
@@thebanat 😂😂
@sanketpatil40395 жыл бұрын
@@thebanat lol dude 😂
@anuragkabra30535 жыл бұрын
@@thebanat YOu'll only get A-nil !
@NithinMKamath235 жыл бұрын
"subtitble"
@s.h.a.r.a.t.h5 жыл бұрын
The subtitles are having a separate Stand up comedy session...😁
@veenitsureka29835 жыл бұрын
Correct 😂
@ShaolinCheems5 жыл бұрын
Separate*
@chinteshwarbabu91655 жыл бұрын
😂
@TEXAS24594 жыл бұрын
haha nice
@anuragsaikia45765 жыл бұрын
angad and sapan: touring us azeem: touring india sahil: let's buy a new bowtie.
@SahilShahcomedy5 жыл бұрын
Apna Time Aayega.
@rushabhdoshi86015 жыл бұрын
@@SahilShahcomedy the real one replied wtf
@rushabhdoshi86015 жыл бұрын
@@SahilShahcomedy who's your bowtie dealer?
@162manoj5 жыл бұрын
I think sahil is touring too. I mean I saw his show tickets in bookmyshow (Bengaluru). Correct is wrong
@anuj88255 жыл бұрын
And "light wale shoes" .
@12meeth345 жыл бұрын
That “Satans’s giant fork” joke was criminally under-appreciated!
@thebanat5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! It's my favourite
@nafisashaikh66034 жыл бұрын
These folk arent laughing hard
@swapnilsuradkar8137Ай бұрын
Not really
@Shubhamforall5 жыл бұрын
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
@ytadltspv5 жыл бұрын
u see, thats another thing. expiry date is just a print on our food! go for it, nothing will happen as long as theres no mold on it
@Shubhamforall5 жыл бұрын
@@ytadltspv Haha sir thanks for the concern. That was just a joke 😆
@randomguy18975 жыл бұрын
@@ytadltspv thanks I see ' sharks around don't jump' is just a print I should swim and nothing will happen as long as I don't see any fins.
@amanshah46743 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
@gurveen60953 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy1897 lmao
@AmirA-bi3rb3 жыл бұрын
Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
@diptimanroy20625 жыл бұрын
The fridge story was so relatable... I was burst in laughing the entire day... thanks Azeem for the lovely video!
@rehansuhaib5 жыл бұрын
That part was really damn funny where mukesh ambani cow's named "MOO-KESH" 😂😂
@vijay_chavda5 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK EIC OUTRAGE...!!
@SRRA5 жыл бұрын
yes Boss 👊
@jayshah27545 жыл бұрын
wapas lao
@kedarkp3 жыл бұрын
Bring back Atul Khatri, too 😂
@ShubhamKejriwal5 жыл бұрын
I love how he is so proud of the puns lmao
@madhurima2454 Жыл бұрын
As he should be
@neetesh64652 жыл бұрын
Dude you really got me at second level of fridge door, full of expired Sauces and spreads 😁😁
@1032rhodes Жыл бұрын
True true, 100% true
@abhiruptarafder15334 жыл бұрын
That satan joke is criminally underappreciated 😂⚰️
@adictedgaurav2 жыл бұрын
Tetris in refrigerator!! LOL
@omnadar58975 жыл бұрын
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
@SaraSiddiqui5 жыл бұрын
Azeem could literally joke about a spoon and I'd die laughing! 😂😂😂
@mohammedhaneef93864 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiiiiii
@anonymoustroll15492 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedhaneef9386 nehi degi brooo🥲
@AmalSKuriakose5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this was epic! We need more content! Also hats off to the subtitle guy!
@shreyas.loves.plants5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at - *I have fossilised Oregano* 😂😂😂
@Dreamcatcher1082 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in any stand up before. The oregano part brought tears to my eyes... Crazzzyyy😂😂😂
@kshitijredman31005 жыл бұрын
The standup comedian with the best comic timing. Hands down 🙌🏼
@Its_Me_Ashi_5 жыл бұрын
3:11 i am offended * eating family pudding from monginis*
@Imlongkumer5 жыл бұрын
Jokes are new to me. This guy never disappoints. 👍
@PrabhjyotSurinder-ou3wy Жыл бұрын
We have nail polish in our fridge which nobody wears.
@sushmitadas43425 жыл бұрын
Watching while eating Death by Chocolate cake jar...... Yikes
@snehasemaleesan5135 жыл бұрын
It's really cool that Azeem is cracking these jokes. I thought that was Sa-pun's forte.
@nishilbright20075 жыл бұрын
It's actually Sahil's forte but I get that you had to use Sapan for the joke 😂
@adityajain54993 жыл бұрын
@@nishilbright2007 ``
@veenitsureka29835 жыл бұрын
Eic without azeem is like Maharashtra without a government 🤣
@nishilbright20075 жыл бұрын
Don't insult Azeem like that. C'mon man. Maharashtra clearly is able to survive without a govt 😂 EIC needs him around
@vidyasingh70305 жыл бұрын
That Domino's Pizza joke was relatable 😂
@minisingh295 жыл бұрын
So I am not the only person that experiences leftovers-stress!!!
@rks34885 жыл бұрын
Great Comic Bro...Enjoyed like Hell about Mookesh and Modi joke...Good Luck for your tours bro...👍👍👍
@stevensam69483 жыл бұрын
Azeem," Managing a fridge is a fucking nightmare" Ole: now you know why i bottled 5 semi finals
@armaanahmed83573 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@priyanshuyadav29165 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Atul was still a part of EIC
@siddharthsen3735 жыл бұрын
Atul gas left ????
@priyanshuyadav29165 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthsen373 yes
@nishilbright20075 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthsen373 ask him if gas is left. Sorry, not sorry :p Also it's been 2 years. You've been living in a cave it seems 😂
@siddharthsen3735 жыл бұрын
@@nishilbright2007 newly introduced to eic bro
@tourmania66105 жыл бұрын
9:21 Nobody: Literally nobody: Azeem: This is the world cup...
@arsilvyfish115 жыл бұрын
8:28 MOO-KESH😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 By the way love your jokes man too good.!
@ananyasen1253 жыл бұрын
Vishal Dadlani was there for some reason 😂😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@homagnibhattacharjee8205 жыл бұрын
He actually said "Buy the tickets at East India *Company* ..." XD
@bumblebee29562 жыл бұрын
The fridge facts are so true that I basically checked it right now 😂😅
@supriyagurule9975 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what are the full forms of DAFUQ, AFAIK and IDGAF. please tell me 😊😊
@vinayganatra7674 Жыл бұрын
Witty; well thought of,excellent execution of you lines - well done you are a stand-up par excellence
@anandpatwardhanathialy88055 жыл бұрын
2:45 Am I the only one who thought of Rahul Gandhi when he said Rahul?
@saurabhsingh63255 жыл бұрын
Yes , yes you are
@_kartikeytripathi_5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@shadymello91465 жыл бұрын
Yup
@solomonkonwar58935 жыл бұрын
Yeah man. Sorry to know.
@rosshalz5 жыл бұрын
Ok this is exactly my fridge...
@harshaofficial0075 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the subtitle guy!!
@harshaofficial0075 жыл бұрын
@Sruthilaz Zehara didn't you watch the vid ?
@harshaofficial0075 жыл бұрын
@Sruthilaz Zehara the guy not only just wrote what Azeem said but also added few bits 😂😌
@rohateanonis46575 жыл бұрын
It's azeem as well
@203rahman3 жыл бұрын
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs. But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
@sanaraza72492 жыл бұрын
OMG i can totally relate to the fridge part.our fridge has the same tamplet. and im from Pakistan 😂
@er.pratiksawant5 жыл бұрын
The good thing is that Azeem is gaining weight.
@thebanat5 жыл бұрын
😓
@er.pratiksawant5 жыл бұрын
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra. And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
@nishilbright20075 жыл бұрын
It's because he's picking up on Neville's eating habits :D
@ShaolinCheems5 жыл бұрын
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
@RapJunkie5 жыл бұрын
Best wordplays❣️❣️
@dilipshanbhag82822 жыл бұрын
Too good bro You maintained the line very well
@krutiamrutia96784 жыл бұрын
He’s so underrated and the subtitles have a separate fan base. 😅
@lubnaqazi3486 Жыл бұрын
This must b kahani har Indian fridge ki...... Awesome loved it bro last one was amazing cherry on top type i hope ur audience got that...
@emmj94505 жыл бұрын
Amazing....throughly enjoyed Improved performance... Impressive work 👍
@jashbhardwaj25713 жыл бұрын
Azeem is the punniest comedian on the EIC roster 😂
@dr.himani58412 жыл бұрын
Moo kesh was too good
@ayy.ess.19355 жыл бұрын
The best video I've watched in months.💖
@mohammedhaneef93864 жыл бұрын
Hiii
@koustubh1322 жыл бұрын
2nd shelf -- tooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !! Were you peeking inside my fridge ??
@mizonula535 жыл бұрын
wow just discovered this video and i’m a fan already. This guy is so fine and his wordplay are everything . 💜 from Bangkok 😘
@thebanat5 жыл бұрын
Thank you :) I'm doing a show in Bangkok on 6th March. Do come :)
@mizonula535 жыл бұрын
Azeem Banatwalla would love to.. place?
@dhavalshah91795 жыл бұрын
Vishal Dadlani and Pentagram. 😂😂 Too good.
@halovee.n5 жыл бұрын
When Fridge ate a cake he exploded! Also the video's about fridge XD
@richardlobo884 жыл бұрын
I was one of the audience member. It was an awesome show.
@chetandubey-yu8kb10 ай бұрын
I was just visualising our fridge and clapping hahahahahah too good azeem
@DeeDee-kf5gv2 жыл бұрын
Fridge problem same all over the world
@prajwalrandive94465 жыл бұрын
That dominoes wala is soooooo fuckinnnnng relatable I died laughing
@kskmydheen87624 жыл бұрын
Azeem as usual rocked .. good laughter
@pradyumnapremrajka70575 жыл бұрын
8:50 is insane🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@sanjanabhat50323 жыл бұрын
Veg people store mangoes, jackfruit, etc in the freezer 😂
@fmkhan2134 жыл бұрын
That's both bold and funny! Enjoyed the whole set.
@swati1542 Жыл бұрын
Oh man! How much our nation has changed in the last few years…No comedian would make the Modi ji joke today. 😢 What a great set though.
@pradyumnapremrajka70575 жыл бұрын
5:25 and 6:48 are the best and most relatable 😂😂😂😂😂
@phillippantar40644 жыл бұрын
Even the add in this video was of fridge 🤣🤣😂🤣😂 lol
@urbanproductions55845 жыл бұрын
This man said some true things
@saum610965 жыл бұрын
That was just awesome! Original!! Savage!!! 🔥🔥
@yumnjame5464 жыл бұрын
oregano ka anna hazaare🤣😂😂😂🤣
@ed4all332 жыл бұрын
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though. That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
@1032rhodes Жыл бұрын
Super guy!!! LOVE your beltings!!!!!😂
@rahulgoswami24102 жыл бұрын
Just amazing 🔥🔥
@saranshgarija836 Жыл бұрын
Awesome set!! 😂👌👏
@anandpatwardhanathialy88055 жыл бұрын
EIC Outrage vapas lao yaaaar. It was amazing
@066kshitizvsingh45 жыл бұрын
PSA: Please like the original comment so that EIC notice.
@Dufferwise3 жыл бұрын
Man that pas-ta sayiri😂😂
@satendrapratapsingh88515 жыл бұрын
Why not bhopal !!??
@vikrammkale5 жыл бұрын
Don't usually troll people, but you my friend, are as funny as a funeral.
@AbhijeetSaxenaIN5 жыл бұрын
Sets up muslim identity ✔️ Jokes about fridges and food habits ✔️ Mentions cows and Modiji ✔️ Names the show, "B/w the lines" . Congrats, you've achieved comedy!