BARBER vs STYLIST | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy

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Credits:
Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Audio: Shanmukhanad

[@deliisshha]

and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂 stream icarus falls

[@vishalshetty8387]

Hahahaha ....yeh sahi tha 😂

[@vaseemsherief9280]

So true 😂

[@provakarroychy1535]

Delisha Can't agree more, from Bangladesh.

[@akashrathod9617]

Yeah true!! .... Pune

[@abhipshaacharya1741]

EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@RythmGkwd]

The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow

[@devshah4310]

In just seconds😂

[@lachimolala3436]

😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏

[@vatsalyakhanka1622]

True af bro😂😂

[@catgrass9490]

Yeah😂🤣😂🤣

[@st4rdyy]

LMAO

[@vanshikaagarwal615]

*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with* Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯

[@mohammedadeeb9097]

😅

[@deltaview2151]

Brilliant

[@crajypunk]

F lulu pp q2i

[@_dreamok]

I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂

[@armchaircritic8329]

"It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂

[@haseebnedarya4327]

MOBILE GAMING INC.😀😀

[@ashokshreeji3590]

Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.

[@tanisha4449]

And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁

[@Nitai_Gaur_Hari_bol]

😂 true af

[@ManishKumar-uf9tx]

Take your Floccinaucinihilipilificatious words elsewhere.

[@tammanarao3803]

@@ManishKumar-uf9tx wht does that mean?

[@ExuberantTV]

@@tammanarao3803 habit of thinking that something is worthless

[@armaansamirizvi3354]

"that is when they release him..... From the closet" Okay this guy wins, Everybody pack it up.

[@ispa21]

Eic ka sundar pichai

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

Just Poorer..

[@yeahsyr]

Poorer Pichai

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

@ fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight.. I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally... Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

@ should I take ur msg as a compliment or....🤔

[@EvergreenConsultancy]

@ Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.

[@theshiro7179]

He was expecting laughter at 6:55 But he get at 6:45 Comic surprised by the crowed.

[@madhavsanap6690]

Thanks

[@MsManiJha]

"Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂

[@mdsameerthunder]

Answering philosophical stupid questions forever

[@riddhi8302]

He can't*

[@adityaverma0615]

I'm here 4 year later to inform that comment section is still active 😃

[@pratikdodake7645]

3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow" Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂

[@hrishikeshpawar3341]

-Gota?

[@devendra_2005]

​@@hrishikeshpawar3341 😂😂

[@Sacchidanand]

1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago " Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.

[@johnfernandes5016]

Sacchi?

[@devdutta2442]

@@johnfernandes5016 7?jitihf .o Rl5

[@goku-jb7us]

​@@johnfernandes5016ha

[@rohanpatil2892]

Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?

[@Jeffrin_]

I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!

[@md.shajedulislam3321]

Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.

[@HARSHYADAV-jv2ln]

@@Jeffrin_ What does it matter if he's storyteller...Story is funny af...Zakir is just meh! Not bad though

[@navsenjoy]

Bassi can be funny sometimes... Doesn't have quality content consistently

[@ayanavabhattacharya6644]

Zakir is like fine wine. Not everyone can appreciate the taste. He’s a storyteller at heart with humor.

[@debbiebaby03]

"...from a woman he cannot sleep with" *"Woaaaahoho"* 6:52

[@uzmanoor6640]

Debbie This was a BURNNNNNN!!!!!!

[@debbiebaby03]

the wooaaahoho was a burn? ;-;

[@saumitjin5526]

@@debbiebaby03 yeh even I don't get what burn meant here

[@uzmanoor6640]

No I mean the “..from a woman he cannot sleep with” was a good joke as in he built it up till there

[@kitsun3Pearce7]

@uzma noor it was a burn to the gays Like there on fire🔥 after the joke I completely understand that

[@SaraSiddiqui]

Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂 Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!

[@Lwoods1717]

As a hair stylist . . . . . . I agree.

[@shrayyashtiwari9064]

Deep

[@fkcvuohxncbkkxmlxjikdgk6107]

.

[@YashJ_17]

Lol lipi

[@thisisanand1258]

Gay hairstylist..?

[@gudguy97]

Not counter culturist?

[@mr.b7019]

Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..

[@akankshalalwani67]

Whts that tweet??

[@mr.b7019]

@ Aseem Banatwalla it is..

[@ranisalokhe8294]

Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!

[@schadenfreudebabe]

Go watch Daniel Fernandes

[@tanmeysrivastava]

exactly and without vulgarity / propoganda... He deserves it for the clean comedy he does

[@anishpemmaraju3724]

Kenny Sebastian..

[@ranisalokhe8294]

@@anishpemmaraju3724 he's good, but he hasn't uploaded any stand up comedy videos in a while...

[@nimarjeetbajwa4322]

@@ranisalokhe8294 he just did a special

[@muhammadowais2027]

This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅

[@indranilchatterjee4754]

That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂

[@vaibhavkose4291]

i admit it .... it is tooo funny

[@Fall3N_StaR]

when gamers content jokes strikes

[@anantanupam3]

Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling? Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable

[@shivamjaiswal439]

Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking the same!

[@ravigodara5014]

Ya I felt same he got Biswa's style

[@nasreenakhtarchoudhury1541]

Thinking the same until I saw your comment.

[@vipulgoyal2007]

kanan's

[@preytha7142]

That it's there line resembles the one where Kanan says ....the cow it's there...

[@himaykapadia4641]

"I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like

[@vasuchakravarthy5757]

You deserve a thousand likes my friend

[@swiftieforever9793]

i wish i could like it hundred times

[@DrAmanKapoor]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

Haha bro you nailed it

[@knidhi8993]

Himay Kapadia 😁😂😍😁😂😍

[@preetishmajumdar4476]

One of the best standups I've seen in a while

[@vidyasingh7030]

I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂

[@regularjoe9032]

Who is he man?

[@arnavagrawal_]

@@regularjoe9032 she*

[@vidyasingh7030]

@@regularjoe9032 he is a she 😅😂. She is the founder of a beauty product company named after her.

[@regularjoe9032]

@@vidyasingh7030 thank you 😀

[@bharatamla40]

Me too.. but I also know Javed Habib 😂😂😂

[@avikde4636]

"LUCKY SALOON" the most use name

[@avikde4636]

and i am always unlucky in that

[@adipryde]

To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p

[@arushichawla3306]

Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗

[@armchaircritic8329]

I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.

[@shahid00006]

hahahhahahha....good one

[@anindyassdey]

Gala kat ke leke chal jayeg

[@provakarroychy1535]

MOBILE GAMING INC. He might cut the wrong part in the right way!

[@Anayaah421]

OH MY GOD 😂😂

[@20thwin]

Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂 Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂

[@surbhitmathur6484]

Then also i end up looking different every time. Like how? He is a magician 😂

[@20thwin]

@@surbhitmathur6484 😂😂😂

[@nishilbright2007]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Every fucking time

[@vaibhavvivek]

Title of my autobiography

[@anweshadas3743]

"Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂

[@rajenmaji8010]

He sounds like Ranveer Singh.!

[@abhisingh1836]

This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.

[@vidyasingh7030]

Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.

[@Niyati99]

"from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

[@rajatkoul8580]

There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂

[@rajatkoul8580]

Gay part is also true😂

[@Dream11KaBoss]

😂😂😂😂

[@Dream11KaBoss]

Panache kidr ha

[@rajatkoul8580]

@@Dream11KaBoss akhnoor road near kamal palace under count fitness gym

[@krishnaagarwal5345]

Delete. All unnecesssry things.

[@huzaifahpardesi]

7:41 We all can relate to that.

[@regularjoe9032]

Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!

[@shubhampandya1669]

Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun

[@ecofriendly321]

He is doing good job bro...its not easy to make people laugh...being comedian is tough...atul khatri and azeem are best of eic..sahil shah too

[@enderredacted112]

"Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'

[@ImranAli-qj4ir]

This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.

[@ralphchristian9066]

Notification Squad Assemble!!!

Three instructions: - side se chota - upar se lamba - baki bhagwan pe chod do 😂😂😂😂 Lmao.. That's what I ask too, but opposite: - side se lamba - upar se chota

[@manuraj55]

dude are bald

[@kumar1400]

Upar se chota, side se chota What kind of psychopath you are?

[@aayushkshirsagar4548]

Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@janhvirochwani5127]

Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad

[@PuneetMehra]

And Janhvi.

[@janhvirochwani5127]

Puneet M Okay😂😂

[@Sonia-zl1jc]

I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘

[@RishabhSharma25]

7:42 Pachak! 😝😝

[@nardeepchawla45]

Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.

[@PrantikChatterjee]

Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...

[@marcusmilton1]

He forgot one main difference.. Unisex - ₹50/- Fancy - ₹500/- Loved the bit! My new fav...

[@meetaverma8372]

No unisex salon: 200 Fancy salon: 2000

[@scurryfunge9581]

I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one. Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦‍♀️

[@viveksingh5648]

Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him

[@deepashetty1287]

Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!

[@nironi27]

Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥 It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!

[@nirajpatil3061]

One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅

[@Archiexdxd]

Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months. Edit- 3

[@vartikagaur2922]

Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set

[@AmitSharma-cg7qr]

Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!

[@vandanamishra2881]

'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@irfanquadri5843]

You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.

[@ashutoshkulkarni290]

2 years and still funny

[@rajeshpais1629]

Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing

[@rahulmanoharan9746]

Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers

[@atharvakadam570]

I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?

[@shivamjaiswal439]

*Ayy lmao...*

[@sudippaudel4497]

you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉

[@rejistry]

Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏

[@tanvigarg4696]

Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊

[@max231084]

After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..

[@mindfulminion]

Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!

[@riyabhosale6104]

I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem

[@venkateshhariiyer]

What a great comedian this guy is!!!

[@richardhowardson]

This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀

[@thinkcool8097]

I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂

[@LipockRahman]

Best set of comedy I've ever seen from an Indian Stand up Comedian. So realistic yet so hilarious. Much love from Bangladesh

[@JayaKumari-wo1zd]

Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄

[@sban2009]

"Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂

[@dhairyashishode3175]

Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.

[@shubhamchakravarty4121]

Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.

[@deadross3894]

What Is that tune in the end?

[@yogipandit9086]

Leaving a comment for when you find out

[@jawwadkaleem]

@@yogipandit9086 same Bro mei Bhi

[@rutujasuryavanshi2060]

Yeah even I wanna know

[@deadross3894]

@@rutujasuryavanshi2060 everyone wants to know but no one is willing to tell 😂

[@pradeepbajaj2179]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqfagnebo7marZo Here is the music guys.... “Not for Nothing”

[@so_not_done_lika]

That legendary "PACHAK" won me over....😂😂😂😂

[@vatsalyashrotriya425]

Anyone spotted Abish's voice in the background???😀😂

[@tanmeysrivastava]

That weird signature laugh is his....yup

[@vatsalyashrotriya425]

Yeah😂

[@shahanawazpeerzada1794]

Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣

[@sabarigopi172]

No straight men in this world has the patience to answer a woman's philosophical bullshit questions, especially the one he cannot sleep with 😂😂 wah kya bol diya bhai. Very good one.

[@harleenkaurmann4516]

sabarilal gopi not true for all

[@thebackpacker94]

Truely Ammmmazing performance Azeem..!!! Wish i get a ticket for your show dude!!

[@abhishekmenon5240]

2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD

[@AdityaSharma-zx2gz]

Hahahxd Indians get offended by everything man What can we do man😂

[@goku-jb7us]

😂

[@pranjalsonawane1760]

Sounds like tongue twister. I couldn’t even remember and repeat those five names starting from “J” and he said that in one breath. 🙈😂😅🤟🏻👏🏻👌🏻🥳😨😱😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[@monalisafrancis2289]

The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂

[@comfyblanket5961]

The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣

[@akmisraji]

This is called Stand-up Comedy. Superb! What Most so called Stand-up comics do is beyond me. Either whining or at best forced fake laughs with no material.

[@niyarpawan5042]

What's the date for the show in Guwahati?

[@adisangtam2918]

That laugh at 1:29 😂

[@SuperRAJORSHI]

"Berber, he is playing counter strike!! Phachakk!! Headshot!!".... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man that was hilarious !

[@prakashganakwar6472]

After ending this vdo who's going to search for shanaaz Hussain 😂😂....even idk abt shanaaz lol

[@shinmin6751]

Literally ganesh ka bap..... That slow killer😂😂😂 I choked on my chai😂

[@maxvie2192]

Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”

[@ashenoy1]

4:05 completely agree... never got a same haircut twice in my life 😀

[@dhanashreepatil1276]

Secret weapon:-gay stylist...😂😂😂😂👏👏😂😂😂

[@sushiljoshi2326]

Wow! Why I am seeing this after 5 years after it was uploaded! Where was this masterpiece KZbin you were hiding from me!

[@VaibhavShewale]

just paused the video to search who is shahnaz hussain is edit: lol i know her maybe saw her in some beauty products!

[@krushaltanna7926]

That water spray one was so accurate😂

[@ShujathHussain0]

stopped watching india pakistan match for this video

[@ShujathHussain0]

I'm from India man

[@anindyassdey]

@@ShujathHussain0 India har Raha that isliye kya ?

[@500mmomentind.p5]

Bhakts and their Zero Humour Unique

[@sonaln1403]

Guy is just too good!! Had a laugh like that after very long time