Amberlynn Reid tries to track her weight loss and fails

[@Oli92_]

She spends more time and effort planning to lose weight than actually losing it.

[@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn]

One of those things takes effort

[@casualsteve4156]

She defo does it to show off her planning skills to make everyone think that if she wanted her life together, she could do it

[@Espeonchan]

She likes losing weight 'on paper' and I will say that I'm the same, I get excited planning things out because in theory it's just so easy, but there will sometimes be hiccups and with her planning... there's nothing but hiccups, huge hiccups and she knows that. All she cares about is how it looks written out.

[@RileyTheGamer]

That’s a lot of people

[@poshniall]

it’s an adhd thing for me. i get more dopamine from planning to do the thing. don’t ask me how many craft and art supplies i have that i’ve never used 😅

[@Psych911]

Tool used during the Tommy era: funnel

[@raidedsalt7110]

Can't forget the buzzball-filled beer guzzling hat

[@Orgun1213]

😂😂

[@anniesauras_rex]

Fois grais-lynn

[@raidedsalt7110]

@@anniesauras_rex Jaundice²lynn

[@Psych911]

Here faster than Lynnphedema shoppeen for black weddeen dresses after seeing Density's IG post

[@disastrid]

LYNNPHEDEMA 💀💀💀

[@NMaxne]

What was the IG post?

[@opgelijst]

1:25 There's 53 sundays in January... WHAT!!!???? This January lasts a year

[@crueldolly]

LMAOO I somehow never caught that 😭😂

[@triumphantpeanut5726]

😂😂😂 there 53 of nothing in January tf??!! There’s 53 Sundays in the ENTIRE YEAR!!!! (If this was posted 2023. In 2024 there’s 52) what a….oh my god I feel like Bob Belcher groaning

[@krystalmulisha]

I was hoping I wasn't the only one that noticed.

[@foxlilitblack3610]

I EVEN WENT BACK TO SEE IF I HEARD IT RIGHT

[@judymoorehead3046]

I know!!

[@StrawberryJam806]

That popsicle stick thing was never spoken about again lmao

[@xturtleshad0w146]

i think she turned it into some q and a bullshit lol

[@Dougie19xx]

Like ma'am... you probably farted. 😒

[@plainbrownwrapper]

She’s still a creative girly pop

[@Angela-x6o]

I love how she explains simple things to us

[@kathybee3151]

Lynnsplaining just makes her look even dumber.

[@casualsteve4156]

She loves to act like we're drool dribbleen idiots

[@user-mc8cc2xb5v]

I need it I’m so stupid

[@babydoll1133]

It lulls me into deep deep slumber

[@Pandalover1982]

I feel like she missed her calling teaching mentally disabled people

[@neuberknight575]

This is incredible evidence of past lies and much needed for the community, thank you.

[@MuddyPigg]

She loves the planning stage.

[@rickiiigb]

Her and these point-this really tickle me. That .2 ain't changing nothing, she's just tricking herself🤦🏽‍♀️

[@legendoffupa]

Our gorl just likes to math.

[@definitelynotamanda]

This always gets me and she’s so proud of it too lol

[@totallylooney8292]

For such a round person, the concept of rounding eludes her.

[@ivy2828]

rounding up always🙏🏽

[@queenmarynovelwriter5397]

If she spent as much time concentrating on weight loss as she does thinking up stupid schemes; she'd be at her goal weight by now.

[@andrew10862]

I forgot that amberlynn was a weight loss channel 😮

[@user-mc8cc2xb5v]

BIG ARE YOU CALLEENN HER BIGGG??? 🍒🍒🍒🍒

[@robinmarino227]

I think she forgot as well

[@jaglaqua]

"This is a monthly calendar where you just flip the page" as opposed to what?

[@_dom_97]

@@jaglaqualmaoooo

[@kathybee3151]

Amber doesn't use tools, she IS a tool. 🙄

[@LillyLapicana]

did she say there are 53 Sundays in the month of January? 🤦‍♀️

[@user-mc8cc2xb5v]

We’re not all writers and poets like her majesty big Chungus

[@_dom_97]

Jesus wept

[@Deathnotelover95]

Her violin comment made me realize that she doesn’t have any real hobbies or skills. The only thing she has going on in her life is eating and how much she weighs. I mean, as an ED sufferer myself, I get it. Sometimes it feels like my whole world is losing or gaining weight; but that’s because it’s my coping mechanism when the world gets to be too much for me. I shut myself off and self destruct. She really doesn’t have anything else and that’s heart breaking. This has got to be so miserable for her. But, again, it’s all she knows. I wish she could see that there’s more to life. This world has so much better to offer than door dashing and looking forward to every meal. I know everyone’s tired of Amber and her shenanigans at this point, but god, I really do wish recovery for her the way I would wish recovery for anybody else. I really don’t want to watch her die. Sorry to get in my feelings/overshare.

[@Lover_of_Lunar]

I totally understand. As insufferable as many (myself included) say she is, at the end of the day she's still another human and empathy is a very human emotion. It's normal to feel bad for her... I just pray to God she one day realizes this life isn't the life to live and seek the help she needs

[@JoodyBloom]

Not the popsicle sticks 😂

[@kathybee3151]

2:38 nahh Pookie, it's not the cup that's going to be doing the gaineeen. 🤣

[@Angela-x6o]

She doesn't want to lose weight.

[@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn]

To be fair it’s actually hard work to maintain her weight. It’s constant work. The amount of calories you need to eat to actually gain weight over 500 lbs is difficult for regular people to comprehend. If I ate one of her “off track mills” my stomach would tear.

[@sisicjanwjkrgk]

@@TheCrapOnYourStrapOnusually it’s hard to maintain that much weight because of the financial stress it puts you under, amber being able to do youtube has been her downfall, she’s being rewarded and paid for filming herself being morbidly obese

[@sketch735]

That would require her to stop blaming her past for her binge eating, and she definitely isn't ready to do that.

[@boosqueezy2418]

nope. she’s happy just as she is

[@shenkobtw]

shes got a concept of a plan to lose weight dont worry guys

[@JNB520]

She loves to show us her writing skillz. Prefect grammer as always lol

[@Hannahleigh_]

She loved the idea of losing weight just never going through with it

[@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn]

Loves carbs more

[@totallylooney8292]

The only thing that could have made this better is splicing in "whyuuyuut... is this? There's a popsicle stick in there!" after her demonstration of the popsicle sticks. 😀

[@racchhiie]

"It's like a calander, where you can just flip the page" am i insane or is that just a regular ahh calander

[@laraemeyer]

She thinks everyone else is as dumb as she is

[@M_Night_Shamalamadingdong]

My favorite are the popsicle sticks

[@legendoffupa]

Ah yes popsicle sticks, the same tools scientists and professors use. 😂

[@hatetheusername]

@@legendoffupathe scientists and professionals teaching kids

[@cynthiaking5308]

She counts all these weight management efforts as exercise.

[@foxlilitblack3610]

the popsicles stick thing is like teaching a toddler how to count, I SWEAR

[@mrRiddle12]

she is me when i plan my study schedules

[@ryanwelker9801]

1:03 that’s fat phobic Amber.

[@thebookwitch895]

I am also a pretty big planner but I struggle to follow up. So to a certain degree I understand her. That said, this is so so so useless, she's just wasting time in a way that makes her feel productive and like she has accomplished something

[@Yallgotapples]

At this point I'm starting to think she just likes collecting Weight loss Trackers just to stare at cuz there's no way that she uses these in like three to four videos and then will literally never use them I JUST KNOW A WEIGHT LOSS TRACKER HATES SEEING HER COMING😭

[@ksimpp]

My fav thing is when she does all this pointless planning and organizing to make herself feel like she's not entirely useless😅

[@KaraCamilleDelonas]

Imagine all that time she spent sitting down drawing pictures and coloring when she could've been out walking, meal prepping, actually doing the work.....

[@sketch735]

The amount of time she wastes reinventing the wheel in her attempt to avoid having time to actually devote towards accomplishing anything is staggering. Gifted-gurly

[@Catherine-259-s5u]

She has at least 250 pounds to lose and another 50 pounds of excess skin to be surgically removed. I just don’t understand why she doesn’t consider a gastric bypass. I’ve been an ER surgical RN for more than thirty years. We’ve called time on patients half her size. And they were considered morbidly obese.

[@justMrAxe]

because she’s comfortable being this weight. it’s all her personality is 🤷‍♂️ and ofc we all know how she has to be eating SO much to be maintaining it all

[@thecheyennepepper]

The fake Kardashian accent really infuriates me

[@aprilsmith8014]

It makes me LAUGH that she includes the .8 or whatever! 515.8! What the heck? Just round up or down, whatever!

[@michkay1]

My absolute favorite 😭 I love the “never seen again.”

[@EveryoneOnEarth]

Can't track what doesn't exist.

[@jadebear0717]

Seeing her jump from 498 to 560 was WILD. Almost gave me whiplash 😂

[@definitelynotamanda]

Got me wondering how many colorful hearts she draws on that jar

[@kokob6491]

I love how she’s been wearing sweaters and letting them hang off those beef shoulders she calls shoulders. She’s been feeling herself with Slommy.

[@marycatherinegallagher238]

Complete insanity.

[@triumphantpeanut5726]

Guys, we have a genius on our hands. 1:29 it’s called a box, Amber. The word you’re looking for is b-o-x. Box. 1:26 absolutely nothing is 53 of anything in January. There’s 53 Sundays in 2023, and 52 Sundays in 2024, I’m not sure if this was posted this year or last, but if she posted this in 2024, it makes this even more mind-numbing

[@mxremor]

her explanation of the popsicle sticks genuinely irks me. . .like gorl we get it, you move one stick into another cup like. . .

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

Man it feels weird seeing Mamalynn as era identifier now. XD

[@iridiphore]

tbh the most interesting thing about her is that she’s left handed

[@FloatingSpaceKitten]

The popsicle sticks is by far the most obnoxious one because this www during her break up and she was trying to find something to do.

[@weenfain2321]

I cannot be the only one who does not care anymore. When I’m bored I’ll click on a reaction channel. Who even watches HER channel at this point? Stop watching her channel she dislikes us all even her genuine supporters. I use to be one. Most of us were

[@boosqueezy2418]

no one cares

[@MandyH1972]

Realistically she could have been into the 400s within the first 7-10 days.

[@werewolf0995]

Not gonna lie, preparing stuff like this actually really motivated me to lose weight. Ive lost 25 lbs this year and spent money on this kind of stuff. BUT... i think amber fails to realize its not just about journaling or tracking. She needs to prepare not by buying more journals or planners but getting proper clothing, shoes, food, exercise equipment, etc. I think spending so much time on writing stuff down instead of actually changing anything is useless 🙃

[@RileyTheGamer]

When you’re that big, you should drop dramatic amounts of weight fast. Though it’s similar to taking a gallon of water out of the ocean.

[@Liebeundhass603]

I am early af! Thanks for the upload! 🥰🥰

[@beanbaginacurry]

🤗

[@nightsgrow6575]

I wondered how she would handle the weight she gained in 2023 with the bullet journal. She’d be coloring the same 3 pounds over and over again.

[@HaLLiEB85]

53 Sundays in January ? Wüt amber ?

[@boosqueezy2418]

i’m four inches taller and she weighs more than 4.5 of me.

[@biancabonapart08]

The longest weight loss journey since started 8 years ago Yet nickocado lost his okayyyyy...

[@ArmitageIIIDualMatrix]

All those charts, notebooks, jars would have been filled to the max if she would have focused on tracking her true passion of weight gain instead of ugh..... weight loss.

[@TheRealAderail]

her calorie deficit goal is double mine. wtf

[@tiftif_seashell]

for some reason in 2024 I landed back in the Amberlynn weightloss universe, nothing has changed from the last time I was here at least 3 ago, it's crazy how nothing has worked/changed 👀 but how is she still still trying/pretending to loose weight? 😭 honestly just confused on who she's gaslighting, herself or us?

[@1love1yaz]

She haven’t found the right one I’m assuming

[@unicornjasminesun]

I think the only thing impressive about Amberlynn is that she is left handed

[@n.s.3575]

That was fun. I enjoyed it

[@softtrashh]

i love this so much

[@HueMan849]

Weighing yourself daily is insanity

[@CanadaCoolPondue]

This is a dumb question yall, but can someone help me please? I didn’t start watching ALR til 2021, and so I missed the reference to “bean bag in a hurry.” Can somebody in here tell me what that means? Or where it comes from please? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!😊😊👍👍

[@Toofinee_]

There is a video of Amber leaving a restaurant and she kind of rushed past a group of people and the man says “Good lord, the bean bag is in a hurry”

[@creatrixZBD]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6HIn4CmZ76pa5osi=biLH_wU6nJwFVIbz

[@Pandalover1982]

I don't care about the corn hole and beanbag game explanation floating around. I choose to believe that was what was said because that's what it sounds like and hilarious either way. That man is a gorlworld legend

[@boosqueezy2418]

november and bigger than ever !

[@flawlessescape8194]

53 sundays in January ????

[@Flattus_Cattus]

I mean, she is clearly SUPER smart so... we must be wrong

[@aureliusdiaz7178]

Unrelated but when I see your pfp I bust out laughing 😭

[@M7890V]

Her what ?

[@mammyval]

Since Emily Franz is a confirmed feeder RN, I’m sure she’s helping Hamber get benefits & insurance so Amber can just live with her, perhaps even receiving $ herself for being a caretaker. It’s fishy that Hamber has been feigning KZbin has affected her “mental” for so long. I’m sure the strained relationship with manly is also a factor.

[@shelly2251]

There's no way she will qualify for anything. She makes a mad living off of you tube. She would have to be unemployed or work for that I don't understand how she's affording food and rent at the same time she's gotta be making over 100k a year minimum

[@Superseed67]

*I'm so much better than majority of you* ✨️

[@Rockysbeats]

this is literally the definition of insanity

[@Lastcall4alky]

53 Sundays in January

[@boosqueezy2418]

she should stick to 1200 calories a day. i’m much taller and more active than alr, and that’s plenty for me

[@laurastep3506]

I hope she can help herself

[@italadamwest]

Is Slommy charting our girl as she’s gaineen?

[@spookyb1674]

Sorry I’m still trying to understand the 53 Sundays in January thing she said. What does that mean? Am I being dumb or is it her?

[@nightsgrow6575]

She meant in the year. In 2023 there were 53 Sundays, she was doing a weekly weighing

[@spookyb1674]

@ thank you!

[@cosmina-cristinaipate7910]

You only saying but do nothing 😂😂😂😂 you are getting bigger and bigger !🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pappysheart6710]

​I noticed when Nikocado surprised the internet with a 250lb loss that people ASSUMED he took Ozempic....shows you how impossible the average person thinks weight loss is. People also ASSUME thin women have ED's just cuz. I'm speechless😂.

[@aureliusdiaz7178]

Me and pookie are bolth left handed 😜

[@mamamoonxo5081]

Failure

[@ReginaRegina110]

Gorl, throw all that stuff away and go on a water fast for a week. It will work, I promise

[@sheri226]

Dude!! I’m 165 & can lose 15 pounds in a month!,

[@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn]

“I want to lose 160 lbs” is 60lbs more than my wife’s entire body

[@legendoffupa]

Amberlynn: "I eat intuetively" Also Amberlynn: 🍔🌮🍕🍝🍜🥡🍰🥧🍫🍬

[@Samberleena]

VOTE FOR TRUMP

[@Liz-db2ew]

No 💙

[@Amberlynnslivertit]

Nah

[@nickywal]

Look Seppos are fine I guess but do they have to force it on everyone else

[@BigMamaMaple]

​@Liz-db2ew it's fine if you don't, there's plenty who are❤ enjoy your commie kamala. Trump on Rogan was amazing.

[@BigMamaMaple]

​@nickywal you mean like people forcing strangers to validate their gender identity ?