*in a crackling voice* "I am a thug" 🤣🤣 omg come on pretty nigga get that bug lmao
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Why can't things just be REGULAR?!😩🙀😂
@sancheze30467 жыл бұрын
Ambers Closet you live in LA
@MidniteBlac7 жыл бұрын
I'm sooo glad ur back in the Closet 😂😂 #AmbersCloset that is✌🏾️❤️
@mariangelicaapontemartinez73457 жыл бұрын
Ambers Closet I feel ya... this been a rough month all together and the yr just starting
@dwim35917 жыл бұрын
Use lyft. They're so much better!!!!
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Tiffani Lynn sooooooo true!! I hate normal lol
@merisayss7 жыл бұрын
"I was in tears and I...am...a thug" 😂 brooo that must have been like a transformer bug 🐜 i would've cried for days. I LOVE YOUUUUUU 😂
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
It WAS Meridith!!! I'm still so upset!!
@Jacqueline02217 жыл бұрын
Devil humming bird Vs. Industrial broom
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
😂😂true story!! lol
@Ariel-lj8lp7 жыл бұрын
I'm so weak at that voice crack when she said she's a thug 😂😂
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Real thugs get emotional at times😂😂
@mariareyes91317 жыл бұрын
Ariel Foreal! I cracked up on that part! 😂😂
@she2hadthedramathick7 жыл бұрын
Ariel fa real! 😂😂😂
@kadreannawalker7627 жыл бұрын
Maria Reyes I get it... you cracked up cuz she had a voice crack
@mariareyes91317 жыл бұрын
Kadreanna Walker lmaoooo I didn't even notice that 😂👌
@arielle7 жыл бұрын
I would have legit died. I hate bugs
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
U would've hid n a Closet for hours cuz this thing was NO JOKE!! Lol
@BrookelleBlasphemy7 жыл бұрын
Ambers Closet STRAIGHT UP KEKE PALMER STYLE LMAO
@danielladani32427 жыл бұрын
i love it when you rant these are the best videos!
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
🙌🏽❤
@Ariel-lj8lp7 жыл бұрын
the dislikes are Uber and the bug 😂 but yeah man uber ain't been shit since the trump stunt
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!! I forgot about that!!!!!!!😤👎🏽
@adonia22757 жыл бұрын
*I LOVE HOW YOU BRING YOUR STORIES TO LIFE WHEN TELLING THEM!!*
@cookingwithsoul14987 жыл бұрын
Those noises Amber was makin to describe that "Big ass black thing" and she grabbed the bottle to show the movement 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 and i do agree with you on the Uber situation
@shaiholmes75367 жыл бұрын
uber is wack though. my brother usually has problems with them cause every time he calls or sets one up, they see him, roll down the window , look him up and down and speed away. my brother is a tall black intimidating black dude with dreads...and all he's doing is trying to get to work, this happened to him 2-3 times
@mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7 жыл бұрын
Shai Singh 😳how sad😔...uber sounds shit!!
@shaiholmes75367 жыл бұрын
Maria Angelou it sucks cause he ends up being late cause they are afraid of him or racist idk. but my brother doesn't do bad things he's just really buff cause he likes to hit the gym. This is some unacceptable shite and we are in Canada
@mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7 жыл бұрын
Shai Singh how can people still be so racist?how is this even a thing?! I wish your brother all the best and I hope this does not affect him badly 🙁
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
WHOA!!! Really??? I'm even more mad now😡😡👎🏽
@shaiholmes75367 жыл бұрын
Ambers Closet oh my god you replied, lmao I screamed and my mother's like "Wtf is wrong with you" 😂😂😂 but yeah Uber is shit
@harmonizerjauregui72727 жыл бұрын
"I slammed it on the ground saw it getting up..got up! came for me!!"😂😂😂😂 her face when she said came for me and the way she said it
@Amateur_artist207 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm dying from the second story with the "Devil hummingbird". But Uber needs to get it together.
@LakienyaFrett7 жыл бұрын
OMG! I can totally relate to this Uber story. I HATE UBER!!! I've begun to only use Lyft since the beginning of this year.
@softlifemood7 жыл бұрын
😂 omg Amber, you had my 11yr old cracking up none stop with the bud story😭😭😂😂 at the end he said "She's funny" 😭 I think you just gained a new little fan🙌
@rebeccafreer34327 жыл бұрын
Open a a claim with PayPal! I work at PayPal - in the disputes and claims department actually and we'd help you out 100% with the Uber issue. You have 180 days from the date of the transaction to open a dispute! 😁🤑
@Kasarii7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is on par with straight up forgery, and she can document that. Take back what was stolen, and then let Uber complain if they dare.
@fruitylaura7 жыл бұрын
OMG, I was also instantly thinking about that Black Mirror episode when you started telling the story. xD Some creepy shit. Be glad you survived!
@ckhloiekent31177 жыл бұрын
OH MY GODDDDD!!! I love Black Mirror. The Christmas Special was amazing. & yeah, the bug episode is quite profound. Then again, pretty much all of their episodes are.
@Freedombook7 жыл бұрын
Where can I get this industrial broom ... with the thick bristles 💀😂
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Home Depot!🙌🏽
@adassoncity6 жыл бұрын
One of the things I love about Amber is that she can make absolutely ANY story sound riveting!
@jonssyy7 жыл бұрын
RE: Uber story, don't know how it works in Cali but if you haven't contacted the California Attorney General you should. They will contact Uber Corporate in San Francisco. You will need to give them a physical address and phone numbers and let them take it from there. Don't argue with the staff anymore.
@JaimeNacole7 жыл бұрын
Girllllll I need MORE story times!
@randaloon10807 жыл бұрын
I've seen black mirror!! I love that show
@alleydaprince7 жыл бұрын
I broke my lease one time because I came home to these massive brown bugs in the hallway of my apartment building. It happened for a week straight and I was so freaked out. I was like the bugs can keep the deposit, the apartment, furniture...EVERYTHING! I'm out...
@martalopes51377 жыл бұрын
OMG this video made my day! The way you described the weird bug episode was hilarious 😂 😂 😂
@justtanja73277 жыл бұрын
dang! I'm mad for you...and about that jurrasic park bee. I feel you. I seen a Jurassic Park moth the size of an open Palm hand. creeped me the f?!@ out!!!
@shanefellas68307 жыл бұрын
Once came up to my room a bug that I swear IT LOOKED LIKE A FUCKIN TARANTULA WITH WINGS . still getting goosebumps thinking about it lol
@annpayton7 жыл бұрын
Loved it tho, you were being a beast on that damn bug and as for this Uber shit, they're asses are dismissed!!
@buzzimabee37 жыл бұрын
My lord you are so good at story time, I love these vids. UBER sucks, I feel you on that. But the new?!!? I got goosebumps just hearing you talk about that. I hope it stays away!!
@Sunnymon3y7 жыл бұрын
the bug screaming part where u ranned 😂😂💀 damn n I thought Miami had it bad with the bugs/rodents 😂😂 cali & NY got us beat
@Cee5447 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 That bee story killed me omgg!! but on to uber that is RIDICULOUS and i would honestly be pissed as hell too. That's really fcked up!! im mad as hell and its not even me. smh
@doneeshamccraneymccraney80427 жыл бұрын
I saw a Black bee at school today and I moved away from that bee so quickly. I was just like 'Amber was right, that bee is huge'.
@victoriam.broussard19477 жыл бұрын
u killed me when you said "I'm the man of this house/I'm a thug..."
@dellascott61137 жыл бұрын
i love black mirror its one of my favorite shows
@ceejay91677 жыл бұрын
I am glad you shared that. I have been debating using UBER, but I will use Lyft. I will not use UBER. I don't want to ever get caught up in that nightmare. Your stories are hilarious Amber.
@ivynewark25253 жыл бұрын
Once a locust got into my aunties house it was bananas and so traumatizing. So I feel you on those abnormal large bug scenarios. We ( cousins and Auntie) locked ourselves in the bathroom for hours. Thankfully the cat killed it . 🙏🏻🐱.
@jokudu_7 жыл бұрын
just subscribed a few minutes ago and this is the first video i'm watching - this girl!!!!! lol i'm sold! man... amber i'm sorry its taken me a whole lifetime to find your channel no you ain't crazy bout this uber ting no comment on the second story - just too busy realising you the shit
@Holden2226 жыл бұрын
You know she not playing games when Amber be jumping 😂
@savannahmuniz34217 жыл бұрын
"I'm the man of the house I blacked out" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ShannyAnni7 жыл бұрын
Lollll devil hummingbird 😭 the follow through killed me !! 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamiesueb77 жыл бұрын
I love black mirror omlll you killed me w this im cryingggg
@danenea20047 жыл бұрын
Totally justified in how you feel about Uber. I freaking hate businesses with poor customer service! The bug thing...ah! The only thing close I have to that was one time I had a June Bug fly down my shirt! I had nightmares about that.
@dymplez027 жыл бұрын
i love your videos Amber. no you not tripping with uber, they need to give you your money back. that's crazy they would do that.
@HokutoAnsatsuken7 жыл бұрын
LOL Amber and Ari Fitz with the I am a thug always get me!
@jewelpalmer77 жыл бұрын
Hi Amber, I do understand and you are right to be very upset, I would feel livid as well. I too had a messed expierence with Uber in the past....Here in my part of the world, Uber is going through over charging clients....surprise surprise...
@vizualkween98167 жыл бұрын
9:29 I died.....yea we believe u strong but gurl that shit just fvcked up yo life!! hehehehe
@janiesehenderson7 жыл бұрын
yes girl! I'm so happy you screen shot everything uber and lyft will give you the run around like that ..for about t same reason lyft has locked my account lol
@ImperiousRose7 жыл бұрын
Amber's story times never cease to make me die of laughter.
@gabbyj34647 жыл бұрын
I'm so upset that not everyone in the world hasn't seen this video. Amber is so freakin funny
@meaganhenry95067 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking crying I love you and these videos so much I love how you get so hyped about these stories it's so amazing!! Like so she can see this please!!!
@vickyasojo89317 жыл бұрын
Amber closet is the best story teller ever I literally followed through plus I hate 🐜 too They give me goosebumps and I have nightmares about them...
@betheamelinda7 жыл бұрын
Yess another story time. Love you Amber
@jaydaroberts20867 жыл бұрын
people keep commenting abt your voice crack but the thing that made me laugh the hardest was your impression of the bug and callin it a devil humming bird😂
@jsc29917 жыл бұрын
LMAO your story time bruh. Cracking up!
@cannotfindcreativename72107 жыл бұрын
I just love your story times.
@anahicardenasvega30447 жыл бұрын
"I hit it again and I hit it again and again and it finally Layed down" 😂❤️
@quianaducksworth24537 жыл бұрын
omg I am watching at work and I am trying to not laugh out loud and I can't help it 😂 I love your story time
@prettyll12067 жыл бұрын
Damn, Black Mirror shit happening in your house 😩😷💛
@curlyqs5217 жыл бұрын
Yo I feel you about Uber. They once charged me 90 bucks because my driver got lost and went to Jersey instead of the BX. I so badly wanted to call them but OF COURSE they didn't have a phone number available. I got my refund back though...
@pesosndracos38367 жыл бұрын
Before the video started I got an Uber ad 😂
@kadreannawalker7627 жыл бұрын
I love how there's an Uber app download ad above the video 😂😂
@zarasteff97907 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂 "follow through " omgggggg she would be so cool to meet
@harmonizerjauregui72727 жыл бұрын
"when you don't know what it was and then when you saw it and you still don't know what it was!!"😂😂 relatable
@stephaniecamilleri3957 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing so fucking hard. "It was like a mini plane, it was like bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz" omg I'm dying. I fucking love you Amber 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@clumsycajun7 жыл бұрын
When you lifted that cologne bottle, I lost my fucking shit!!! My side hurts!
@lexiaaforever4377 жыл бұрын
When Amber tells her stories EVERYTIME Her face is ANIMATED! 😂😂😂 "I Swear To God Bro" Ambers eyes blow up ! That's when you know she was scared of that bug ! Amber you aren't suppose to Google these bugs lol ! It's going to make you itch & freak out even more !
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
I'm STILL itching!!!😩👎🏽🐝
@BriMarieTv7 жыл бұрын
I love how your voice cracked when you said "I. Am. A. Thug." 😂😂💀💀
@sybilseete72597 жыл бұрын
I swear your story telling is insanely hilarious 😂😂😂 oh, Uber is tripping tbh!
@kelciearl87207 жыл бұрын
The add before the video was Uber. I died a little. 😂😂😂
@beautifullyfree78997 жыл бұрын
I LIVE for your story times though lolol cuuuz this is REAL life , crazy shit really be happening lolol smh xo
@lisareimer62837 жыл бұрын
hahaha the way your face is when you're telling the bee story killed me. I'd fr be tripping too. hahaha
@anomalousartist.40077 жыл бұрын
The bee story had me in tears!!! 😂😂💀
@itzelcastro27727 жыл бұрын
hahaha Amber had me dying with the robot bee. 😂
@t.ghagos38167 жыл бұрын
I died at "I did not want anybody coming looking for it" part. Love you Amber that made my day.
@shescalledtoni7 жыл бұрын
ohhhh my god you got me so dead by the end of this video 😂😂 your pissedoffness is valid 100% & black mirror is the best
@Ellie87067 жыл бұрын
Lmao "I'm STRONG" LMAO. Black Mirror was the best. check out OA too
@samyjack52367 жыл бұрын
Had the same problem with Orbitz. Im complaning BBB. Always works.
@brittraffel99987 жыл бұрын
i love how hype u get while telling how you tried to kill the bug 😂😂😂 "im strong" "bitch, that all u got??"
@AjiahMonique7 жыл бұрын
I find it HILARIOUS that the ad for this video is Uber 😂😂😂😂
@sospeciallyme90966 жыл бұрын
That is outrageously BAD FORM!!! I will NEVER use Uber and THIS is why. I have heard so many complaints from family and friends and this is so understandable that you are freaking out!! And LMFAO to your 'bug thug' story .. 😂😂😂😂😂
@pearlzadams35287 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest story time you have ever made 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@devillicouse80787 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing No you're right about Uber they did you so wrong at so many levels.❤💟💕💕
@amberallen35827 жыл бұрын
lmaooo @Ambers closet yo ass was over there fighting alien gah dam 😂😂😂
@brandylassiter83697 жыл бұрын
OK I'm laughin so hard I can't breathe... 🤣🤣🤣. you are right about Uber.. They freakin SUCK!! I ONLY use Lyft..
@treyr.99477 жыл бұрын
hahaha I am rolling!! still in the hospital and in pain but laughing my ass off!! thanks for making my day!!
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
I hope you're doing well❤🙏🏽
@EdwardSanchezProductions7 жыл бұрын
Wow Amber I did not expect two story time videos in one week
@quenetteholder327 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Amber and her story times!!! 😂👌🏾💜
@Marinochka9599557 жыл бұрын
"Bitch that's all you got, what you got?" omg hahahah
@MWFluffBottomFarm7 жыл бұрын
I totally understand your fear when seeing that giant bee thing, one time I found a moth that was GIANT. Like for a split second I thought it was a bird, but it was just a GIANT moth. Man that thing was the size of my hand, not even exaggerating here. That thing was a monster, it was all furry too. I'd never ran so fast up my stairs in my life.
@SuperBishop907 жыл бұрын
Nah dawg u not tripping I had a similar problem trying get to the airport when my Uber picked up the wrong person and charged me so I had order a different car. Now I use Gett.
@ceciliaoywaya50767 жыл бұрын
Best line + how you said it " I am a thug" dead!
@shenekab.5897 жыл бұрын
Amber this vid was great! You sound like me when I get mad. That painting of you on the shelf is nice to.😆 Omg weapon of choice a broom...lol " The mighty bee" That bee was a thug...lmao😂😂😂😂
@effahachina33427 жыл бұрын
Uber is a joke in the UK too! They seriously need to fix up...
@zenalawrence22287 жыл бұрын
OMG YES! I love black mirrors, I would love to hear what you think about this show from the underlying meanings to how you view the world now :D
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
Omg I love it! I saw the Bee episode a day after I posted a video about internet stalkers. The episode made my jaw drop thinking "what if this really happened with all the people that really hurt people on the internet!!" It's so crazy to think about. But a lot of those episodes are symbolic for what we've become or what we could be
@savannahmuniz34217 жыл бұрын
Your voice makes me so happy 😫❤️
@ErickaSusanne7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 "it was out...and about"
@alexajordan86107 жыл бұрын
Wow..I've used UBER like 6 times when ive been on vacation, and haven't had a problem. that was crazy what happened to you. I'd be pissed too.
@srwsrw867 жыл бұрын
😩😆😂😂😂😂😂😂 this bee commentary 😳😂😂😂
@stacistaje7 жыл бұрын
Amber be ready to shut shit down with a call😂😂😂
@AmbersCloset7 жыл бұрын
I STAY phone ready....At ALL times!! Lol
@xmumofalicex4065 жыл бұрын
2018 catch up on your channel.. Need more story times!