America’s First Colonists: Stonetown - SNL

[@draggindrugin]

They had us at the beginning with:"you watch the history Channel, which means you are not happy with the present".

[@CooterCoy]

And what does that mean to you?

[@draggindrugin]

@@CooterCoy that I'm not happy with the present, maybe?

[@CooterCoy]

@@draggindrugin Don't be such a pessimist. The world has never been more peaceful. Many diseases have been eradicated, medical technology is at its finest, entertainment technology is great and we have the ability to communicate better than before. Not to mention a good economy and housing market which indirectly or directly helps out everyone.

[@draggindrugin]

@@CooterCoy I'm a pessimist. Just can't help it. Or maybe it's my personal life sucks, so other things look worse than they really are

[@astronautrocks]

I thought he said president

[@biggieyt6407]

So many iconic actors in one place

[@shelbyregisterrn108]

I KNOW I’m gonna grow it here!

[@a.m.wallace3428]

Jamestown was 400 years ago?! Jeez......... time flies, am I right?

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Yea I swear I was on the Mayflower like last week

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

geez i'm still writing 2021 B.C. on my checks

[@iamupinacloud]

Keenan popping in was priceless!

[@Strainj1]

it may be the "crop" talking, but i swear the ground outside started moving by itself at 2:02 :P

[@Theman26642]

Constance Lee Stroking 😂

[@thisishowiwin6486]

Keenan killed it

[@love-hammer]

Not enough aliens. History Channel my butt.

[@melvina628]

The Pilgrims were the aliens.

[@SNinjaQK]

john stone is paul

[@brianh6773]

History channel has become alot less history and more fiction.

[@matejcevnik7362]

Flying pyramids

[@brettfeggestad6352]

Fuck this show was golden

[@kratoi87]

Amy Poehler with black hair looks hot AF

[@sianspherica]

This cast was incredible.

[@ghostcat2467]

One of the best casts.

[@alysmari3956]

One of u is Constance Lee Stroking...

[@Klaaism]

Right along side, Colonel Ingus.

[@1Goobertron]

That air lute was tight!

[@fisikalectures597]

2:05 love how space time is distorted in that window, and reality is literally getting curved. Oh wait, that's because of the weed. Wow so realistic!

[@catalinacurio]

Must have had a miserable time that there was no Snickers or Twinkies to munch on. 😉😁😁😁 🍫

[@sea9994]

I agree they only had rabbit turds and cow pies.

[@Sweetsoul717]

This is simply hilarious!! 🤣😆😂

[@nova9996]

SNL while you’re at it *please* upload the Twins sketch with Seth Rogen and Kristin Wiig. It’s no where to be found.

[@jerrythemagicalllama]

Pineapple Express: Origins

[@marysilvergirl6025]

dude man i love that disc golf picture

[@bradleyskinner8259]

Hilarious intro. So true

[@joebrito3192]

that laugh when he says Indian food made me crack up

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

Weed comes from the old world. Still kind of funny though. I'm just here for Bill Hader though.

[@mariocasali2817]

actually there were different kinds of weed, some in china, some in the "old world" and north america too... it's not like potatoes, weed was everywhere

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

indica comes from the old world, sativa comes from the new world

[@TheAaronChand]

@@mariocasali2817 China is part of the Old world the Old World continents include Asian countries such as India and China or African countries or the Middle East. North Africa. And Europe.

[@Sweetsoul717]

I adore Bill Hader too!!

[@youragenius.6644]

Wow wow hold up...Did anyone else see how big that dime bag was 👁👁

[@pattyayers]

Your a Genius. - Well, back then $10 was a lot of money, right? 😁

[@youragenius.6644]

@@pattyayers I said the same thing, right before I said "dang I wish I had a time machine."

[@richorichards4655]

Damn inflation

[@GlassTopRX7]

That what you call inflation cause'n da deflation.

[@KaizenSteelDrums]

$40-$50 an ounce here in Oregon.

[@A_Oda27]

Welcome to the "we used to about history" channel.

[@fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746]

I love seeing Dozerman in these skits 😂

[@councilofcows]

Seth Rogen looks so wierd with no beard.

[@thetylife]

He kinda looks like John Corbett in his Northern Exposure years.

[@diamonds2680]

Wait that was seth rogen???

[@adkatadkut422]

Really, the beard? The hair looks just normal to you then?

[@DreddPirateRoberts]

Eh...not much different than in Zack and Miri.

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Yeah, much better without that pubic hair he had all over his face.

[@paulsharkey6576]

This was a good skit.

[@deelee1569]

Constant-lee-strokin🤣

[@sea9994]

I love the history's channel .

[@fantommme]

Could I get a dime sack?

[@zacharysantana3861]

Anyone notice the fake window at 2:04

[@nikosuarilla5562]

as narrated by stephon

[@yuufeternal5837]

Hate to be that guy, but technically the Old World had marijuana, not the Americas. It was native to Central Asia, and the Chinese were among the first to cultivate it.

[@VirtualHolocaust]

yeah man you know you are like the only person that caught that. They are still pushing the narrative that we got weed from the indians. They had tobacco not weed.

[@Chronos127]

Yep, some Native Americans did peyote, but no weed to be found in that land........ Incas had cocaine

[@yuufeternal5837]

@@Chronos127 and ayahuasca! And frog toxin.

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

You're that guy now.

[@justinpipes85]

Seth looks weird with that babyface.

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Looks better since he shaved that pubic hair off his face.

[@sirdomo4]

John Stoner

[@1ilmari]

i fucking love seth haha

[@tribot_leader]

2:06 the first recorded earthquake of the new world.

[@OowllwoO]

If all colonists were like Stone.

[@titan9672]

...yep...let's go brandon... how bout that Baldwin Russian roulette...

[@Bongwater33]

The settles in Jamestown starved too, I'll take stonetown!

[@paulwelz5447]

HiILARIOUS!!!

[@nathanwilliams6359]

Why does Seth Rohan always have weed in everything he does.

[@jonajager635]

Because he smokes almost every day.

[@TheGrandGamers]

Calling these clips 'Vintage' is a cruel prank from SNL's Zoomer interns. OK, ZOOMER! See, we can keep up with the me mes.

[@sea9994]

ZOOMEr.. I am sure the weed helps with the old worn put costume narritive..lol

[@calumsanderson6741]

history is more funner when it's told through a stoner lens

[@IzyaschnyPopakrut]

Indian food!

[@ryanthomas49]

I'm not sure why some people are so triggered at SNL labeling this video vintage. This skit is 14 years old. Unless of course you have boomers and Gen Xers who are just so allergic to the fact that time passes and old doesn't mean 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s.

[@muddyhotdog4103]

MUNCHIES = CROATOAN

[@odynpeterson1312]

This is funny!

[@josephreising9269]

Fun Fact: Several thousands of people died died in the early years of Jamestown, from starvation and disease and other reasons. But The Virginia company were so determined to make their venture survive and be profitable, they sent more and more settlers even as many of the early ones died. By 1623 7,000 people had set out for Jamestown since its founding, but only a little over 1000 survived.

[@NCTStudio]

HAM SALAD!

[@iamscythed]

How is a 2007 clip "vintage"?

[@gsxawd981]

Cause it’s not 2019...

[@iamscythed]

@@gsxawd981 So 2018 is vintage?

[@jadeblade1072]

I guess if it’s over 10 years old it’s considered vintage

[@iamscythed]

I think that would make sense.

[@brianh6773]

@@gsxawd981, That's not what vintage means lol.

[@losdagodg3625]

This might be the cast

[@oriolesfan61]

So Stefon is the narrator?

[@lucadarling]

that name makes me think of jon snow lol

[@FLYIN_DAGGERZ]

I'm shtoned to da bone

[@oldschooltakingyaback]

That first joke.

[@kjell159]

I get it now... John 'Stone' like in 'stone'd.

[@darrenking2454]

Then they got the munchies after everyone almost died and they ate the rest.

[@sporefergieboy10]

DUDE WEED LMAO

[@Hiko.M]

I see what you were doing while they were fading in on you Will Forte...

[@ryanng754]

I know people buy other phone has someone tell him to buy the phone.

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

Goody Amy Poehler looks hot in this!

[@demogog3449]

Love Amy Poehler dancing

[@MrManuSmith]

Seth with a beard and long hair could have been a good Dimebag Darrell in a movie!(?)...

[@rollingthundergasoline388]

Seth doing shouts out to Indians

[@ryanng754]

Something missing at christmas mcdonald video.

[@drinxs505]

That's was funny!

[@70sfred1]

All stoners, lol!

[@ryanng754]

People in whole kl buy twg tea.

[@bryanbarnes388]

Was Stonetown supposed to be Roanoke?

[@bookofmillions]

#rebuild 😂❤

[@slaphead8835]

Is it just me or does John Stone (Seth Rogen) look a lot like Admiral Dr. Rachel L. Levine?

[@Idolikethis]

No one knows what a Lute is....but I do🥴

[@lucasjohnson2315]

No fucking captions!!??

[@oaktreebrannon7375]

It's not Saturday.

[@trusarmor4957]

IT's JULY 4th!

[@oaktreebrannon7375]

It's always 4:20 😎

[@christinabowers918]

@@oaktreebrannon7375 somewhere 😆

[@oaktreebrannon7375]

@@christinabowers918 we need a show called 420 Live and I'll be the Star! You can be costar 😉

[@christinabowers918]

@@oaktreebrannon7375 sounds like a plan 😉

[@ryanng754]

After 5 minutes.... How are you in covid - 19? I read ryan ng novel bits , see his food photo post in everyday and he show three story bits per day. .........

[@ehanoldaccount5893]

Marijuana was an old world crop..

[@speedypowers6931]

Lol

[@deaddogproductions7363]

Yeah, I think that this obviously shows the negative side to marijuana.

[@BobbySacamano]

Vintage?

[@Patsy_Parisi]

Jamestown did not survive.

[@Ethan-cp8ir]

Why are these ALWAYS on my recommended!

[@tommyhill199]

Really need settle down with the "vintage" branding... I'm not that fucking old....

[@schmidt640]

Kristen Wiig is so damn hot! That is all

[@adamdennis2936]

Kristen wiig is hot

[@whatster8753]

How is this vintage SNL?

[@henhenhen19]

But... the Europeans brought hemp and weed...? Nvm, it's a sketch

[@fuzzycuddlebearthatsmells2746]

Who else misses Andy Samberg?

[@dryherbvoter]

Such an exaggeration. Marijuana would of been found and passed around graciously as it always should be. As natural as you and I. Matter out weigh moneys, religions, or traditions.

[@carmensandiego3584]

Nah

[@ryanng754]

Few hour nothing to do in people house, no such work.

[@pango-y8j]

Air llute

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

So they turned into Greeks?

[@QWERTY-tz1gb]

Furat

[@likelight2flies]

how many of these views and comments are bots... lel

[@spencerwhite3400]

Why do they all have American accents?

[@erickim6533]

Kawhi to the CLIPPERS

[@krista3849]

When you're that one conservative amid the liberals...

[@iamcarnage1335]

Isn't John Stone Seth Rogan??