"Is there anything I could do to improve?"... Simon: "leave.." 😂
@katrinasmith59742 жыл бұрын
🤣
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
OOOOO BADDA-BING,and close the door on your way out!!!!!
@Weeheeee32 жыл бұрын
Well she took the advice 🤷♀️
@blowincloudz2 жыл бұрын
Savage
@alexstone18082 жыл бұрын
I just saw that clip, "LMAO".. "Leave"....thanks
@brandonpaige85442 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay and Simon needs to collaborate on a show together like this 😭😭
@abbujaan2 жыл бұрын
people would hang themselves🤣🤣🤣
@leannewilson71842 жыл бұрын
The insults would be epic!
@irenemarano82412 жыл бұрын
Oh, no ..... can't have that too many critics.... Put lumps in the gravy !!! It makes it unappealing.
@dicklongstroke54142 жыл бұрын
That would be hella fun!
@Lyss06242 жыл бұрын
YES!
@mercychebet20532 жыл бұрын
That girl who went to learn singing for ten years, her teacher should be jailed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-hp1ou3nb7t23 күн бұрын
She could her sue her singing teacher. A dance school lost a case because they kept encouraging a student so she would buy more lessons.
@billeepace740512 күн бұрын
The singing instructor found a fool to pay off her holiday house
@chrisbean11 күн бұрын
Totally. So sorry for her, but hey, at least she believed in herself.
@Nigelsmom213610 күн бұрын
She should demand a refund.
@251063 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheCoreVr2 жыл бұрын
“There’s a note I’ve never heard” killed me
@Andrico772 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when kids get participation awards.
@SquirrelTheater2 жыл бұрын
A most brilliant comment!
@skepticonolion59702 жыл бұрын
The best comment
@bluetwinkiesaregood2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@williamrobinson19732 жыл бұрын
Amen! We're all winners 🏆 B.S. you have to lose. Taking the lessons out of life is detrimental!
@davecook35392 жыл бұрын
Great comment lol...and so true...it was 1st 2nd 3rd once and the rest just went on their way no problems, now little Johnny who ran last gets as much praise as No1 and no lesson learnt
@gregrohsful2 жыл бұрын
They gave you ten years of training because you were willing to pay them for 10 years.
@lissydeon8172 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@passqualecaiazza7728 Жыл бұрын
Yet I have seen a 9 year old win Hollands Got Talent. Point is you have it or you don't. These should have realize they have nothing
@sirblankenship Жыл бұрын
Nah, it wasn't bad what she can do probally. But the way she did it, that was a bit, you know, off.
@nymphohalo Жыл бұрын
RIGHT😂
@vickitrotter80255 ай бұрын
BINGO!
@g311music10 ай бұрын
“You sing like a 3 year old girl, you dress like Latoya Jackson, you got a beard” 😂😂😂😂😂 5:33
@Texas_ice6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 “the whole thing was like… too weird.”
@doyouevendab774 ай бұрын
Why?
@SAKESAMURAI-fk8mj3 ай бұрын
@@doyouevendab77are you really asking why 😂
@casey460211 күн бұрын
@@SAKESAMURAI-fk8mjvery cringe worthy, I was embarrassed for them.
@wikd_fury17 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dustingamboa5494 Жыл бұрын
Till this day, I bet Douglas is still trying to sing "livin' on a prayer" lmao 🤣 😂 😆
@user-hp1ou3nb7t23 күн бұрын
I can imagine dogs howling when he sings.
@theheddy7182 жыл бұрын
Who's telling these people they're great at singing? That's just cruel to let them get to this point and make themselves look like fools on national TV.
@fairladykd67342 жыл бұрын
Exactly - I would kick my friends as$ after one of these auditions if I was them! lol
@pelicanair20482 жыл бұрын
That's the point of this show, as bad as it is, to laugh at people who can't do something they think they can do.
@necronomecron792 жыл бұрын
To answer your question - soft / bitch ass parents not being brutally honest and telling their kids they can be whatever they want to be
@lotus72e2 жыл бұрын
This is obviously staged!
@tidningsboije55682 жыл бұрын
The first one was gr8
@drizzzzzleeeebizzzleeee72 жыл бұрын
The more I get older, the more I understand why Simon is the way he is haha.
@crunchnmunchsweettreats11 ай бұрын
Literally, it must be exhausting to argue with dumb ppl
@retrotaco118 ай бұрын
The older you get the more you relate to Simon fr
@NiteDriv3r5 ай бұрын
Us a l-l03
@Thatemosimp100_5 ай бұрын
@@retrotaco11fr
@latasha195Ай бұрын
Yesssssss
@danielleluma4681 Жыл бұрын
“Im going to be the next American idol” “No your not” “Im going to inspire people “ “Not your not” **proceeds to roast him
@annabeluwaemenyi58904 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@itsGari-AnnN Жыл бұрын
"Douglas, they're gonna take you somewhere safe" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't with simon🤣🤣
@marklar9156Ай бұрын
"They are coming to take me away a-haa, they are coming to take me away ho ho he hee ha haa to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time... "
@isness43852 жыл бұрын
"You dont sound like the Eagles... ...maybe an Eagle".
@thatboyruut21692 жыл бұрын
He don’t sound bad
@raymonds74922 жыл бұрын
I actually kinda liked it. He could improve if he put the effort in.
@deadliestassassin30922 жыл бұрын
He actually kinda sounds like Uriah Heep's ex vocalist from Conquest album John Sloman lol.
@roblox-jr8lb2 жыл бұрын
@@raymonds7492 right!! i feel like he can really sing and he was on key most of the time he just needed to relax on saying the words 😭😭😭💀💀
@neferazure2 жыл бұрын
@@roblox-jr8lb nah. If you took the time to listen to the original song, it was nowhere close. Every single note was offkey. He sounded terrible and his singing is very nasal-y. It's horrible. Yall are just as tone-deaf as he is if you think that was even decent. lol. The problem is none of these people have ever been told "no". I'm willing to bet their "friends" are the ones who set them up for failure rather than pulling them aside for a heart to heart and telling them the truth, and sparing them the embarrassment. Smh.
@NordicSnowhammer2 жыл бұрын
Self-awareness is the biggest casualty of this generation.
@NeveahLeahanne2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this was the previous generation. Gen Y not Gen Z Altho it’s only gotten worse with this new gen 😂
@ryanlitster89932 жыл бұрын
Must be part of the generation that got an award in school for everything they did.
@NeveahLeahanne2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanlitster8993 yes. That started in the 70/80’s lol
@s.islington2 жыл бұрын
IKR! I'm pretty good at sport and would usually get Gold or Silver. Then I see these snowflake soy boys get awards for doing nothing and I just laugh at how pathetic they are!
@NordicSnowhammer2 жыл бұрын
@@s.islington "I got an I am a winner" ribbon for 4th place once. Threw the stupid thing away. Even at the age of 10 I knew be when I saw it.
@beatleographer_10-519 күн бұрын
Douglas is the kind of mild-mannered guy that probably has his parents buried in the basement.
@seanrrr6 ай бұрын
2:12 "Um, I just like how he touches young kids all around this world, you know." I don't know how they didn't burst out laughing at that comment.
@Vespyr_27 күн бұрын
Too close to home. 😅
@tamarascherette49462 жыл бұрын
The tragedy of these auditions is that somehow all of them were encouraged to sing, & had no idea that they couldn't.
@richsmith33002 жыл бұрын
You would think they would have video them selves .
@ajgonzalez51092 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they're paid actors..
@fernidmak2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they just wanted them find out for themselves since they weren't listening to who ever told them they couldn't sing.😂
@avpr15742 жыл бұрын
It is called delusion.
@MrShaktirock2 жыл бұрын
That's the problem nowadays we only praise our friends even if they're bad else they'll go somewhere else to get praised.
@vickilambert92292 жыл бұрын
Simon is so brutally honest.. do these ppl ever record themselves and listen to it???😳
@vickilambert92292 жыл бұрын
And just because you know the words.. does not mean you can sing😂
@angelafisher57262 жыл бұрын
@@vickilambert9229 I laugh at my daughter... she actually has a very good voice but she never knows the words or thw tune. Lol.
@markcheetah49602 жыл бұрын
A lot of people record themselves and they think they're good when they're not. I've been on a lot of online karaoke websites where you upload your songs. Some people are good, but nobody tells the bad singers that they suck. They don't want to be mean
@Kenfederalway2 жыл бұрын
@@vickilambert9229 we
@vickilambert92292 жыл бұрын
@@Kenfederalway we what??
@huh7073 Жыл бұрын
“Can I go get some water because I’m real nervous right-“😂
@keithjames30242 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who thought she could sing. She would try out for live bands for years. It was actually sad that she couldn’t hear that she was not singing in key…
@sharone022 жыл бұрын
Yeah they don't notice
@joshnic66399 ай бұрын
Lots of time key or pitch doesn’t even matter because their tone is so bad. That’s me, I think.
@vickitrotter80255 ай бұрын
Got a cousin that can't sing a lick but by golly she sings at every funeral, every chance she hits. It's excruciatingly painful. Why her family doesn't tell her...smh...I'm embarrassed for her
@ryanjuliehanson512111 күн бұрын
@@vickitrotter8025 I don’t understand that either! 🤣
@lzogard6 күн бұрын
Why didn’t you tell her shes tone deaf
@opi84032 жыл бұрын
"I have a degree in vocal performance." Sums up the state of American education. Pay the bill, get the bullshit validation.
@danielkokal88192 жыл бұрын
Thank You. they sell diplomas in the college book store. they are worthless if you just give them away as participation trophys. The bimbo who asked me if I want fries with that had a degree in gender studies.
@clintclint76732 жыл бұрын
Lmao so fucking truee
@davidurena812 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@addicted3672 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but she kind of reminds me of that make-up Guru on KZbin Jamie something? Someone please help me I forget her name.
@erinwalter1322 жыл бұрын
@@clintclint7673 No it isn't. Learn to spell and punctuate. The Harvard Scholar that you are. Fucking Idiots.
@Readybear772 жыл бұрын
Simon-" I'm so sick of that why nonsense " Her - 🎶"WHY WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"🎵 🙉 😂
@drjunk79182 жыл бұрын
her name was Karen
@daviscameron7132 жыл бұрын
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@veggigoddess11 ай бұрын
Douglas was having a full blown melt down
@jilliansilveira751113 күн бұрын
he sounded like he was going to vomit
@taliyahs19182 жыл бұрын
I love the way randy laughs and keeps on laughing 😂
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
When Simon asks you a question he already knows the answer.
@Big_Zo332 жыл бұрын
Simon: “You just murdered 3 songs” Jesse: “Hmmm” Simon:”4” 😂😂😂
@olivedog18802 жыл бұрын
Loved that part 😂
@lmusima32752 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dissado2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@cocosnowasmr2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 🤣 😈😈😈😈
@rogsoll2 жыл бұрын
He did not hit ONE not correct.
@deanwheeler59698 күн бұрын
If you sound like a cat being strangled..you sound like a cat being strangled 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@g.m.3473 Жыл бұрын
Each of these auditions must sound amazing in the singer's own head.
@zenokarlsbach429220 күн бұрын
OHW my EARS!!!!☠️
@ElectricAngel192 жыл бұрын
Simon is just soooooo,,, brutally honest. I love it.
@PetiteLicorne10 күн бұрын
Imagine that with his wife and family. Hell.
@lauralee94172 жыл бұрын
5:33 Simon: you sing like a 3 year old girl, dressed like Latoya Jackson, you’ve got a beard…… Randy: *lives for Simon’s insults* 😂😂😂😂
@TheSpaLife692 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more El Dabarge….
@lauralee94172 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpaLife69 omg fr!!
@nctrnlmjsty87192 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the american school system
@rudyg59552 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he was just singing from within and didn’t mean no harm. He is not cut out to be an American Idol but Simon should not have been so disrespectful.
@savvyc21822 жыл бұрын
Read this exactly as he said it.
@largedoggo31942 жыл бұрын
randy’s little laugh he does whenever someone performs bad makes me die of laughter lmao
@claudermiller2 жыл бұрын
The good old American Idol days. Lmao
@AMJ77882 жыл бұрын
These people legit had family, friends and co-workers, neighbors and probably even strangers encouraging them the whole way! 😒 I swear, I'd kill my momma if she hyped me up to go audition on live TV! 😂
@vuksgitau2 жыл бұрын
Lack of self awareness also.
@thomashand56282 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TommyGordon825792 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@musiclover-cn7tb Жыл бұрын
My mom would never give me this advice .
@Alteori2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THESE are what made American Idol fun
@kittytm64722 жыл бұрын
Lmao these clips had me hollering😅😅
@088ShanieWonder.2 жыл бұрын
Ever since Simon left the show it became lame
@cutwagman2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know what about their human mind cannot understand how bad they are. Seriously interested to know, there's got to be a deficiency somewhere, I'd like to understand it.
@michaelharden85318 ай бұрын
yes
@ronnycross29 күн бұрын
These are what made me watch
@Dragonlady1413 ай бұрын
They say Douglas is still trying to sing to this day
@chrisbean11 күн бұрын
He seemed a bit disturbed, sorry to say.
@carolinepentelow59052 күн бұрын
What a waste of time for everyone,get out douglas
@Dragonlady1412 күн бұрын
@@chrisbean I’d say more than a bit disturbed for sure
@FinleighBennett-ck1pf7 ай бұрын
Simon is the gordan ramsay of music 😆
@queengorgo33262 жыл бұрын
I love how Randy will rock out to the song even if it's bad and then in the end he's like "It's a no for me dog." 😂🤣😂
@hauntedchannel91632 жыл бұрын
The second guys actually has potential if he did alot of vocal training
@powerpuff76972 жыл бұрын
Facts
@anti_fragile10 ай бұрын
So many of these bad singers on the show have a lot of potential, but are just too overconfident or arrogant to get the help to fulfill that potential
@g33k_Tech9 ай бұрын
he know how to sing😅
@graciehockey156 ай бұрын
YEAH HES PRETTY GOOD!
@stepyvoice84126 ай бұрын
The things is he sound nasal that’s where he is problem is
@jazzg3744 Жыл бұрын
Dressed like Latoya Jackson I'm done😂😂😂😂😂
@4NaturesStory2 жыл бұрын
@5:45.....I spit out everything in my mouf and CRYED laughing!!! Simon: "Ok, didn't understand a word of that" LMAO!!
@mikthe20042 жыл бұрын
Brenda, 10 years training and a degree in vocal performance!! Is it possible? What boggles my mind is not that the people themselves don't know they can't sing, but none of their family or friends ever told them either?
@aguswahyukurniawan48202 жыл бұрын
that's why honesty in nowadays is a hard to find :D
@MikeRotch232 жыл бұрын
Because they don't want facts to hurt their feelings... She's fucking useless.
@zanotron2 жыл бұрын
Brenda: Do you think I'm ready to perform live yet, it's been 9 years? Vocal coach: Almost there. I say we sign you up for just one more year. Card or cash?...
@irenemarano82412 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a money scam.! Ouch !!! Lmao I don't believe she any training at all but if she did ,she better get her money back.
@irenemarano82412 жыл бұрын
@@aguswahyukurniawan4820 It has been replaced by politically correct ,which is a 🤥 It is a nicer way to say it.
@roselauryn5582 жыл бұрын
I wonder if these people ever recorded themselves singing, I don't understand how people that can't sing are so confident.
@wetide_gaming11522 жыл бұрын
OMG LIKE FOR REAL LMAOOOOOO😂 I CANT-
@everythingautoflower88552 жыл бұрын
The problem is that their friends and family listen to their awful voices and tell them how good they are instead of being honest before they embarrass themselves.
@danielzertuche70532 жыл бұрын
The ones that are really bad are actually hired by the tv show for rating they need them, let be honest we all see these shows to make fun of the ones that cant sing
@wetide_gaming11522 жыл бұрын
@@danielzertuche7053 fr that's true lol
@bryanwheat91012 жыл бұрын
@@danielzertuche7053 There really are people that bad or worse that their family and friends tell them are . Here is a good example from a local music page that i am on that a girl on there posted. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n16zdYJjj558es0 . I like to encourage people to be musicians, but the people around these people need to tell them the truth so they don't go on tv and embarrass themselves.
@THE_WAY_OF_YAHUAH4 ай бұрын
Am i the only one who loved Derrick & things his singing was actually catchy & unique? Hes also hella cute ❤
@UnderTheMilkyWay-mc8md26 күн бұрын
😂every time Randy’s on this show I’m in bloody stitches listening to him giggle 🤣🤣🤣
@GracieLions2 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything I can do to make it better?" "Leave." Lol!
@speyes19152 жыл бұрын
Poor things, their grandmother's told them they could sing and they believed it.
@user-rw7tp6fu4nАй бұрын
Douglas when he hits the high notes crosses his arm each time lol
@buisyman25 күн бұрын
I would love to audition on American Idol. Getting insulted by Simon is one of my life's dreams, lol
@army4life2352 жыл бұрын
Randy KILLS me with his laughing. I can’t say that enough. 😂😂
@laserbeast80202 жыл бұрын
the only funny thing about this show at all
@michellerene9512 жыл бұрын
Especially when he hides behind his papers 🤣
@robocop91462 жыл бұрын
Randy is cracking me up😭
@maria768911 ай бұрын
When Randy and Paula start laughing, it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
@christinebrown74102 жыл бұрын
"Douglas, they're gonna take you to a safe place." - Simon
@FernandoPartridge2 жыл бұрын
When the friends and even family members keep telling these people they have a great voice, they're really not doing them any favours. Sometimes, no matter how brutal, it's better to be honest.
@jameswood23852 жыл бұрын
For that second one I actually had to turn my volume down on my headphones because it was like an opera singer trying to break glass with the highest pitch
@alrevolution45362 жыл бұрын
Brenna: "Is there anything I can do to improve?" Simon: "LEAVE". DAMN, Simon!!!!!😳😳😳😭💀💀💀💀
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
It's just Simon being straight shooting Simon.Nobody's gonna fire him since he's Da Boss!
@4kultrahd7552 жыл бұрын
A fucking legend
@ddpg99762 жыл бұрын
It's very obvious shed a well-trained singer clowning on national television. Lol. Seriously her mistakes are so meticulously intentional...lol hilarious
@claymore8062 жыл бұрын
The best one hahahha
@TommyGordon825792 жыл бұрын
He ain’t wrong.
@mommyharris11112 жыл бұрын
“I was rough on that note” No truer words can be said. 😂
@DaemonWulf72 жыл бұрын
rough ain't the word. he beat that note down with a hammer, stole its wallet, then hit it with a brick after it gave up.
@ironmaidn13452 жыл бұрын
These compilations never get old lol. I’m a huge fan of Simon … he speaks the truth
@staynielherbayn6576 ай бұрын
I always wonder if these people have ever recorded and listened back to their singing. Surely they can’t have.
@ronaldbaldwin45052 жыл бұрын
Even though it was bad....the second act(derrick) doesn't actually reach the level of bad to where he should be on this list
@flowerswerewarpaint6462 жыл бұрын
You missed the hair
@tabasco19922 жыл бұрын
Yea he wasn't that bad. I wouldn't put him on a stage but he didn't deserve to be ridiculed. Maybe just... Humbled lol
@Durendail2 жыл бұрын
Uhh yea he does. He sucks bad.
@Bombo5052 жыл бұрын
He wasnt bad really. He just sounded nasal. He certainly was not the worst I have heard.
@0000song00002 жыл бұрын
he was trying ti imitate other people. he was in tune and had good collocation yet he was imitating someone nasal
@rustyshackleford26272 жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely amazing how these people can get up there and make such a fool of themselves, the last guy was hilarious 😂 !!!
@alanareskog54882 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant. 😄😄😄. I think I might be coming back to this one.
@ajbowlin67392 жыл бұрын
Randy's chuckle through everyone singing does it for me...
@AnnWahlquistАй бұрын
"i was rough on that note" HAS to be THE funniest shiet i've ever heard...🤣😂😂
@angelafisher57262 жыл бұрын
I believe in making children feel good about themselves.... but parents being honest with what their children can't do is just as important to them.... false confidence creates narcissists.
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
Let's make sure that kids have something to feel good about.I'm sure there is something in each one that can be developed to be better regardless of how far they can go with it.There's several things that I can do that is decent and I'm glad I'm capable of it.However,there are people who are very much better than me and some not quite as good.I enjoy doing them anyway,but I won't go on national TV to embarrass myself with it.
@danbytp2 жыл бұрын
@@axo9813 My mom told me the same thing.That and the cat sprinting out of the room.So I just sing out in the middle of the desert near Palm Springs,Ca.So if you're near there and hear a strange sound out there and the animals running away from it,don't worry,it's just me.
@angelafisher57262 жыл бұрын
@@axo9813 lol. My dad used to tell me I couldn't carry a tune if he put it in a bucket for me...... but when he did give me compliments I believed him.
@doremi67012 жыл бұрын
I wish someone would shoot the word narcissicist and put us all out of misery. Omg the therapists that have been produced from KZbin University is on a cosmic level. False confidence creates no need to look up definitions before categorization. Sheesh.
@doremi67012 жыл бұрын
My Mom td my brother when he was obsessed with being an actor at 10 HE WAS NOT AN ACTOR. IT WASNT IN HIS PERSONALITY. He has a lucrative carreer in aviation. Thanks Mom. 😊
@devil69goddess2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Simon say "Douglas!" Over and over will never get old! 😭
@averagerider922 жыл бұрын
Yes, made me chuckle. Charlie bit me.
@dominickhan37892 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Key & Peele sketch. 'Joseph....Joseph' 🤣
@ViveLaIsrael2 жыл бұрын
"Douglas, I don't want to hear anymore of the stupidity." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@timscott84Ай бұрын
"Douglas, they're ginna take you somewhere safe. They're gonna take you to a safe place."
@LaLa-xh7bz2 жыл бұрын
“There gonna take you somewhere safe Douglas” 😂😂😂
@badgerbadgerton9669 ай бұрын
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THAT FIRST WOMAN HAS EVER PERFORMED FOR AN AUDIENCE AND RECEIVED A POSITIVE RESPONSE.
@katifay57012 жыл бұрын
Aw I kinda felt bad for LaToya Jackson. He seemed really sweet.
@AlTheRelic2 жыл бұрын
He's from a really bad area. I got my two tattoos in Reading PA.
@Sweetpagal_2 жыл бұрын
I actually got MJ vibes when I saw him but after all even latoya the whole siblings have similarities
@9thninjaNet2 жыл бұрын
Instead of LaToya... he can be Toyota Jackson.
@angeliquewaltz93782 жыл бұрын
@@9thninjaNet 😂😂😂😂😂
@wnerko74842 жыл бұрын
Hahaha poor Latoya..aka GEORGE CUMZ
@harryechiverri60132 жыл бұрын
Douglas won that round, he definitely livin on a prayer!
@awilliams5007Ай бұрын
He won on Delusional Idol.
@miguelvillegas585110 ай бұрын
The second guy sounds like he has a real chance becoming a musician, just not an America's got talent auditioner
@BehzodSabirov28 күн бұрын
I respect Simon fot being honest, straight and committed to his principles. If you’re rubbish, he’ll say it in your face 😂
@sleep-deprivedalien2 жыл бұрын
simon: "jesse, you just murdered 3 songs in a row." jesse: "🎵we-🎵" simon: "4."
@AudieBOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Douglas invented the XFactor sign/arm gesture before it even existed 😂💯
@maybej9 ай бұрын
well you can't invent something that exists dude
@jakesmerth19192 ай бұрын
I'm so glad this exists. I was sitting in a nice area having lunch, watching videos and minding my own business. Several young people, who had plenty other areas to choose from, decided to sit by me and have a loud conversation about all the vapid meaningless crap young people care about, so I searched for something horrible and found this video. Turned up the sound and soon they left. Thank you!
@bearowo2774 Жыл бұрын
"They're going to take you to a safe place" 😂
@gwdavidson0652 жыл бұрын
This is an excellent example of why friends and family shouldn't be a judge of talent especially when it's this bad.
@pavlovasupernova10132 жыл бұрын
Simon's facial expressions are always so epic. I practice them in the mirror. Love it.
@wolfparade597824 күн бұрын
Simon Cowell impersonator talent. 😆
@musicalidy60269 ай бұрын
Videos like this are a god send. I need the noise and laughter to drown out my neighbour who tries to sing... more like a cat on a chalkboard.
@KennTollens2 жыл бұрын
The guy who took a break right in the middle LOL
@anthonyg13332 жыл бұрын
I nearly passed out when Simon got on #3 😭😂 he said it’s even weirder with a beard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@missylou7252 жыл бұрын
Derek had potential. Wasn't terrible actually. Maybe needed some training to finesse.
@learning.growing.10172 жыл бұрын
I think his voice is trainable and he can learn control, I agree too.
@stevenjon13472 жыл бұрын
Dude was only 19. He needs time to grow into his voice and find his style.
@llII_Mahza_IIll2 жыл бұрын
just what i was thinking
@briouellette47482 жыл бұрын
I 💯 agree! He definitely has potential
@jahstack14472 жыл бұрын
he really wasn't bad, better control than me for sure xD voice just comes off a bit strange. dont think its fair to put him in the 5 worst auditions
@baecee558628 күн бұрын
Simon: "They're going to take you to a safe place." 😂😂😂😂😂
@FearItselfNarrates2 жыл бұрын
Douglas is an absolute legend
@niklasniklasniklas12 жыл бұрын
"Should i try again? - Sure." Epic 🤣🤣
@hansknutson23272 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Randy's Laughing All day . His laughing is infectious Laughter
@AiyanaaMusic2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@marionkennedy96513 ай бұрын
Yeah! His laugh is brilliant!😂😂😂😂😂
@annford53152 жыл бұрын
I love when Randy starts laughing!!
@davidl570 Жыл бұрын
"Douglas, they're gonna take you somewhere safe."--LOL!
@truckercaralson5702 жыл бұрын
I swear they pay people to do this. They can’t really believe they sound good!
@generaloutlaw32132 жыл бұрын
Right, need some funny scripts for views.
@truckercaralson5702 жыл бұрын
@@generaloutlaw3213 yea I get the reason. But… it’s sooo obvious lol
@andrewcrich84742 жыл бұрын
@@truckercaralson570 I'm not so certain. You must of met people more deluded than this. I know I have!
@Bhatt_Hole2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcrich8474 Exactly. There is no shortage of people who seem to be born without the ability to see (or hear) themselves in any other way than their idealized self. They just can't. And I must say, it's a gift! How great that they are, obviously, being chosen to audition for just that reason. The incredibly generic/derivative performers who do end up passing the audition, are boring af. We need more of these failed auditions. May they never stop.
@truckercaralson5702 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcrich8474 I don’t know, I honestly can say I’ve never met someone in person so delusional. Don’t get me wrong I’ve met some narcissistic folks but no one I’ve met said they were so good at something that actually stink at! But that I can remember that is.
@YWUBHYD2 жыл бұрын
I unintentionally lower the volume when they sing as to lessen the degree of embarrassment I somehow feel and I’m not even there.
@ikapatino32142 ай бұрын
"Even the fact that you're singing like that with a beard" WHAT!😂
@franckgauthier19782 жыл бұрын
"they gonna take you to a safe place" 😂
@johnjohnson59772 жыл бұрын
With a voice like his he not only need a prayer but one for new vocal cords.
@jasonsmith17082 жыл бұрын
I knew to wait and watch the whole thing for your comment to kick in and that was golden. 😅🤣
@wnerko74842 жыл бұрын
Wait for the puke!!!!!it's coming lol
@YeeHawTrain2 жыл бұрын
that first one: is there anything i can do to improve? simon: leave I-
@michealrhodes9742 жыл бұрын
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@rockeygarcia58652 жыл бұрын
I find Simon so rude, honestly...
@irenemarano82412 жыл бұрын
I found Simon brutally Honest and the girl really needed to hear it. Some of the rest I actually thought was a waste of my time and Simon made me 😂!!!! I thought you had to have talent at least.
@ericspaans40082 жыл бұрын
Classic
@irenemarano82412 жыл бұрын
@@rockeygarcia5865 You are entitled to that. Too bad they didn't have a gong to get them off quicker. It's different when you are singing with friends or family and you can't sing because they love you anyway.I think he might of saved them more embarrassment by getting them off but some made a scene anyway.Lol Truth hurts !!👍
@afooza35812 жыл бұрын
That first one was something else lmao she was so confused😹😹😹
@veggigoddess11 ай бұрын
You can tell the 1st woman was there just to mess with them. She wasn't serious in any shape or form😂
@nicholassimon14192 жыл бұрын
Amazingly the first woman can actually sing she was just insanely nervous, she went on a talk show soon after and sang fine
@letticiagonzales66572 жыл бұрын
yea but instead of trying to defend her singing as good she should have just said she was really nervous.. also the whole point is to become a professional musician. you think it's nerve-wracking singing in front of 4 judges, try on a stage in front of tens of thousands..
@astrid56442 жыл бұрын
@@letticiagonzales6657 Anyone who said they were just nervous just got shit on harder so no it wouldn’t make a difference.
@letticiagonzales66572 жыл бұрын
@@astrid5644 no doubt.. which is why i don't understand the need to argue at all. just be like "y'know i'll just see myself out" lol.. try again next year but don't tell them that or they'll just roast you some more.
@melloshreader3 жыл бұрын
I think that first singer loves the “Why” word for some reason! Does Derek know that Chris Brown doesn’t just touch kids around the world but punches women as well? What a man!
@idontleeknow3562 жыл бұрын
these were clearly a long time ago. probably before the news about chris brown came out.
@scherrysmith28892 жыл бұрын
@@idontleeknow356 Lol yeah that one didn't age too well did it
@Raesling12 жыл бұрын
When she was singing "Why" I was waiting for one of the judges to say "Why, indeed. Why are you doing this to us?"
@milkbaby992 жыл бұрын
Everybody needs one friend that's brutally honest like Simon. Also, all these people sound like they would be way fun at the local watering hole on karaoke night. 😊
@MayDay0510Ай бұрын
Douglas look like he was about to throw up and pass tf out all at the same time while singing. My boy was nerrrrrvous. 😭😭
@movingonandup3222 жыл бұрын
Randy Crossing his arms and Simon saying, "Douglas they're going to take you to a safe place." Omg... 😆🤣😂 I'm dead. Dead💀⚰☠
@melomaniakjm2 жыл бұрын
Jesse was right, he hit notes Maria Carey couldn't have:)
@chrisbean11 күн бұрын
🤭
@moonlightespt1946Ай бұрын
The second guy was so nice🥺 even though he was bad, he still had the potential if he would just ever decided to take vocal lessons.
@Pinkricaan11 ай бұрын
When Douglas said "...going in circles" then slowly turned and Simon said "that you are" i fell out. 😂😂