American bullshido and fake martial arts fails.

welcome to the world of american Bullshido, in the Mcdojo this time we have famous detroit urban survival training and george dillman along side many other kung fu fakes and karate fails. compilation / collection of funny USA no touch chi masters and gun disarms 2022.
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#bullshido
#detroiturbansurvivaltraining
#georgedillman

[@richardwadd9769]

I hope that if I ever get attacked, the attacker just stands still like a mannequin so that I can disarm them.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Maybe pick a fight in a clothing store 😅

[@mikem9584]

😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😅🤣

[@christianorthodoxy4769]

Lol

[@PutridPenguinPoots]

The secret is you call timeout before they hit you then they're open to all kinds of attacks

[@mikem9584]

@@PutridPenguinPoots I was surrounded by 6 guys one time. I'd been drinking and I was somewhat intoxicated but I was still aware of my surroundings and what was happening. It took me a split second to realize I needed to think of something before those guys beat my @$$. I threw up my arms and yelled. This caught them off guard for a split second. That's all I needed to turn tail and run like the wind.

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

I love the complete lack of shame from these guys.

[@aur-1998]

These people getting false impression that they can fight is dangerous

[@hunters6940]

That’s exactly what I was thinking. All of these videos must’ve at least caused one person to get hurt.

[@133thefallen]

Hell they could end up dead because of these idiots

[@theBARON3155]

It's gonna get them killed. That's the real bullshido.🤔😢😢

[@JKinLVN]

And even if you can really fight, when another person has a weapon, it's a game changer in most situations.

[@conflectiz]

It’s cool that every attacker is friendly enough to explain to you how to beat him.

[@BNTministries]

Broke his ribs out his back ROTFL 🤣

[@BNTministries]

@Oren Black Here's my challenge to your so called teacher I'll put up $10000 if he could last 2 minutes with me and a ring it's all his

[@jakeen229]

LOL damn

[@johnrafferty4364]

Anyone know who the broken rib man is I want to see the pictures in his book

[@NCRRanger7753]

@@johnrafferty4364 His name is George Dillman. The biggest Bullshido artist of them all. He tells stories like a little kid would lol.

[@gallants4527]

lmaooo just read this as he said it im dyinnng

[@V-tec28]

Hidden teabag lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericdennett1384]

Crouching tiger hidden tea bag technique?? 😂

[@mikem9584]

2:31 He "broke his ribs out his back".... In other words, he killed him.

[@nick9573]

Lol

[@ajshiro3957]

Someone needs to talk to Ed Boon. Make this a fatality in the next Mortal Kombat game pronto!

[@dinochookproductions5190]

​@@ajshiro3957put george dillman in mk

[@Placker8102]

I love how they teach you how to handle a gun in your face and not one 5 feet away from you. Last time I had a gun pointed at me they kept their distance and made us toss our shit to them. They never let us get close enough to disarm them.

[@stevewhite6861]

Joshua Placker That's where you did it wrong, you have to run forward really quickly and block the first bullet with your head then if you're still standing you take the gun off him, it's really easy when you know how.

[@wingsken]

I live in a country with gun control… shit like that doesnt happen here. Guns are a rediculous excuse for shitty people to feel powerful on both sides… criminals as well as A2 nuts.

[@jayd.hainen8678]

gotta learn how to use your forcefield buddy loll...rookie mistake XD

[@jamesstewart3771]

That’s because you don’t have Che .

[@samuelstanley7738]

I mean, I hadn't thought of that before, but it makes so much sense. The whole point of a gun is to shoot at people from a distance.

[@Donald_Willis]

Bullshido is truly a deadly martial art, because you can literally make your opponent die laughing.

[@cdel8747]

Love how the girl took the gun and then holstered it and pulled out her own gun 🤦‍♂️

[@DadBodFit]

Everyone knows if you disarm a gun it stops working

[@dequaviusvandinglusiii6168]

She doesn’t know if the attackers gun even works so it actually makes sense.

[@cdel8747]

@@dequaviusvandinglusiii6168 no, it doesn’t 😂

[@dequaviusvandinglusiii6168]

@@cdel8747 bro did you really not even read what is wrote?

[@1nONLY_DRock]

It's the one thing she did right. She doesn't know that weapon. But she knows hers.

[@Strifegar]

Lol I honestly think that all those fake martial artists are just kids mentally because I remember when I was like 6 or something, playing with my cousins and friends, doing things just like this, as would they, and we'd totally compliment each other as if we were gods of combat that could never be beaten lol. Now, what's sad is if there are people out there that actually try this stuff in a real dangerous situation and end up dead or worse.

[@Wazboom]

When I was a kid double dragon was the gold standard for self taught karate, now KZbin shorts breeds the newest generation of mall ninja

[@flowrepins6663]

some adult guys want cash actually the stuff that matters

[@MichaelNorton-mq6lk]

Exactly

[@CaptainPupu]

It's all about money and manipulating below average American IQs, which, if you look at the country (covid, elections etc) is not hard at all.

[@Jtheantagonist]

I always love how they explain to hold the attackers hand or wrist with two hands to control the gun or knife completely forgetting the attacker has two hands themselves and now also a huge opening 😂

[@patrickstewart3446]

Seriously, what’s stopping that guy from caving in the right side of her face?

[@gatsbysgarage8389]

The stuff they show is pretty stupid but if done properly wrist control is very effective against knives and leaves you a lot less vulnerable than you might think

[@gatsbysgarage8389]

Properly as the caveat, because unless you know what you’re doing and stay up to date in training, you’re fucked

[@blake.september]

"What you just saw was a pretty good representation of an assassination of your intelligence."

[@randallrona9618]

"Showing off is the fool's idea of glory." - Bruce Lee

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

-World famous martial artist who never fought

[@nashbullet3213]

@@user-il9ze9py8cDid you challenge him to a fight which he declined?

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

@@nashbullet3213 Yup, you got me.

[@TGWhitta]

Love him, but he literally made nothing but movies showing off his martial arts lol

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

@@TGWhittaThat's not the same as actually fighting though.

[@fable23]

Bullshido is the most amazing pejorative for fake martial arts that I have ever heard, and somehow this is the first time I'm hearing it. This video is amazing for blessing my life with that word alone, let alone the rest of the content

[@hdunaway110]

Crouching tiger, hidden tea bag 💀

[@mizukarate]

Ahhhhhh my ribs broke out my back!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh the Chi!!!!!!

[@LucyRack]

Gotta love Bullshido...very entertaining

[@MyWorldIsOnFire]

I can't believe more MMA fighters and jujitsu practitioners don't use these pressure points more often water going down the drain guysh

[@michaelkulman7095]

They don't know the closely guarded techniques handed down from the ancients generation to generation unto today and known only by a select few. You must harvest this secret knowledge at my weekend seminar for a trifling $2,000 dollars. Please send me all of your personal details so all can be revealed to you for this small pittance.

[@murphylhunn]

Finally, my country gets some recognition

[@murphylhunn]

Genuine self defense tip: if youre backing up, keep your hips under your shoulders, if not a little behind, not leaning back like the lady at 1:47. Keep your feet under you or a stiff breeze will knock you over. If hes not teaching her that then all this fancy hand movement wont do shit

[@StrumVogel]

The girl grabbed her own gun because the assailant’s gun was a Glock and she carries an H&K.

[@philbert006]

Well yeah. You use your inexpensive and endlessly reliable Glock to rob idiots of their way overpriced h&k so you can actually buy some dope with the money you get instead of just a cheap pack of cigarettes and a mountain dew. 😂. Booty saying anything is wrong with h&k, fine firearms, just very expensive.

[@W-C-F-o1k]

I'll never understand why people willingly fall over for these fakes.. how could anyone believe these guys?

[@musicbreath6757]

People want to believe in something because reality is fucking scary.

[@Cthight]

@@musicbreath6757 Well yeah but these techniques are useless knowledge maybe even dangerous because people think it works in real street situations.

[@hammeredgem.j.c.9030]

That last clip reminded me of "Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around"

[@Colonel_RamRod]

1:26 😂😂😂 you really are the Joker that was hilarious

[@PapaTango1M]

This is seriously one of the best KZbin channels.

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks 😁

[@McBandycars]

When older people play video games and think they have fatal catlike reflexes. xD

[@bojanstojkovic224]

where were u man? i thought u quit. glad u're back

[@DarkDraconX1]

I think he was doing KZbin shorts

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks 😁 KZbin was just making it difficult to continue doing the compilation style so took a break to learn how to record voice to an ok standard. Back now and should be a regular uploader again 👍

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Yeah I'm giving the shorts a try, thanks for noticing 😁👍

[@DarkDraconX1]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 Thank you for the entertainment.

[@theharlequin7280]

Can confirm; slightly wiggling your finger can help guide you into that hole.

[@DoggosAndJiuJitsu]

These practitioners are so good.

[@patrickreynolds5463]

That girl looks so intense doing her best to sink deeper into the choke, lol

[@jwhite3389]

Everybody wants to be John Wick until it's time to do real John Wick shit.

[@x0718]

The red- jacket- overweight champion talks opponents into coma.

[@pelonete5000]

8:04 are you alright'???? hahahahahahaha

[@mizukarate]

I have fallen and can't get up.- So said the Sage

[@cdel8747]

Hold still while I make little circles, hurts doesn’t it? Forget about it

[@PutridPenguinPoots]

The 1st thing any self defense teacher teaches you is always tie up both of your hands on 1 arm during a fight because then nothing can go wrong

[@cdel8747]

@@PutridPenguinPoots exactly, perfect form 😂

[@marcelmeyer6984]

I hope that IF i ever get attakt, this poor Fella is training bullshido...

[@billy1673]

“Drop kick me Jesus...”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toamaiusdvignir9468]

These guys are too funny. Bullshido

[@darrelcurry9882]

Man: "What you just saw...is a pretty good representation of an actual assassination..." Narrator: "no it's not" 💀

[@nathanaelmccooeye3204]

I don’t get why it wasn’t. Maybe the guy would’ve reacted more and turned around, but he was already stabbed at that point, so

[@smokedogg19821]

Looked like a prison shanking to me

[@Crypt0rkid]

"Broke his ribs out his back" so murder. The evidence of your murder trial will be available for purchase in you next book. Brilliant.

[@acatsaid5411]

Please never change your audio setup, the white noise and popping is unironically cozy

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks, I guess 🤔

[@acatsaid5411]

@@interestingstufffromaround8014 it reminds me of hanging out on Ventrilo back in the day

[@charleslittle5978]

This reminds me of Austin powers yelling judo chop!!! And people just falling out!!

[@WeskerXM96E1]

That big black fella should be UFC champion the way he can break locks 😂

[@JoshuaFinancialPL]

lol YT ran a commercial for a martial arts online learning and I thought the ad was part of your video. Looked just as bogus!

[@karl0h580]

4:45 Thats how its done, when fighting a NPC and you have set time to 25% 😂

[@franzvanjulio5523]

Do I need to register myself as a deadly weapon now that I watched this?

[@bushmaster369]

Break the wrist, walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.

[@tonynomikos3702]

America and mcdojos go hand in hand

[@ringmasterjeb3453]

Most of these "Masters" look like they spend hours of training hanging out at Hobby Stores between the Dungeon and Dragons and paint Isle.

[@marekeos]

How to these circus clowns watch this stuff and not die from embarrassment??

[@five2112]

He broke the man's ribs out of his back? Thank God he didn't kill him! 😂

[@bradforester3635]

Group of strange people playing draggon ball Z lol

[@peterharris38]

I was in a bullshido cult for 800 years got to 97th dan belt level but had to retire after I broke a nail 😢

[@Crypt0rkid]

These guys are spending thousands on their custom embroidered karate suits with their name on back.

[@Hobbofett]

You literally just showed at 2:02 the only time Dillman did something legit on camera when he bent that poor sods fingers back ahaha

[@primitivebulliestony9090]

For some reason everytime you fake a knock out you get a free chiropractor for your back and neck

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

IV often wondered why when people do no touch knock outs they got the back and neck. Seems like the go to move for these guys!

[@kaiokendo]

1:02 Man, Brazzers was amazing

[@Aboy-vp2pi]

The urban survival is actually pretty effective by himself he’s pretty fast no one else can really copy him is all

[@AnbuAssassin]

01:00 be like - ohyes daddy :D

[@titolino73]

Never seen a concentration of badasses all together!

[@Ho_Lii_Fuk]

2:50 Bro points right on his liver, inferior vena cava, aorta and pancreas and say a bullet could just pass through that area causing no harm lmaoo. There's a reason why plate carriers protect your upper torso and not your stomach.

[@musashidanmcgrath]

That Detroit street defence bloke must have a large student base, because around 50 people are shot every weekend in Chicago....

[@theangrybuffalosportsfan9971]

Skier punch > Hammer punch 😂

[@deusvult7559]

I can't help but laugh every time I see Stephen Hayes....A master scammer from the old school days. It's like watching the old kung fu theater on Sunday mornings! Actually, you'd probably learn more from kung fu theater. smh.😂

[@prpdarifi3684]

These noobs are living proof that placentas can reach adulthood.

[@wadwaawdawd8928]

I subbed to like 5 channels In my whole life.... you are number 5 my friend, best chanel

[@interestingstufffromaround8014]

Thanks and welcome 👍🏻

[@theangrybuffalosportsfan9971]

Noo now the rest of the world will know are combat secrets 😂

[@albundy8882]

Actually, the knife defense at the 2 minute mark is a generation 1 Krav Maga technique. It will work but it's been modified over the years to be a bit more effective at control.

[@rickpineda5632]

this vd made my day!!!

[@daxdreis]

Guy looks like he has won some fights... possibly with a bucket of chicken.

[@loveofsports7096]

The guy with the gun wow, you dead! That just crazy advice !

[@kingcrustytut7544]

LMFAOOOO, at 3:46 he legit grabbed the blade to get the knife? ALright

[@mizukarate]

Once I hit 40 I learned these skills....and she loves it.🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@shythawks9549]

How the fuck do people pay these people. I might as well say “give me money because you’ll get something in return” then just walk away like wtf haha

[@patrickstewart3446]

There is a sure fire technique proven to disarm a knife wielding attacker almost every time. It’s called the Drawing a handgun technique.Either they’ll drop the knife or they’ll get shot and drop the knife. 😁

[@josevieira4875]

Dillman is a superhero

[@ionutcristian9650]

The best ones are the obese self defense instructors 😂. Probably got winded just from the demo.

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

All this happened because we closed mental assylums. If we opened them back all these crazy people would be in a straight jacket and not making bullshit 😂😂😂

[@titolino73]

The tip is...little circles and squize! Thanks

[@eztgr]

most of these folks have watched way too many Jackie Chan movies in slow-mo

[@frenchboxer4ever]

All those super heroes !

[@sv98753]

i love that 80's bar brawler ... game release when ? XD

[@amramjose]

BTW my fav is the crouching tiger hidden teabag technique! Oy!

[@Jefemuerto]

what really pisses me off about dillman he knows ACTUAL martial arts but insists on the bullshido

[@nicolanteri_]

4:58 yeah, sure, the other guy with the gun waits for you until you finish reducing the other guy with another gun 👏🏻

[@btnhl]

Imagine doing your karate demonstrations in a hotel conference room. Maybe rent out the local dojo when the ancient masters aren't given lessons to 6 year olds?

[@derekdekker9685]

If they pressure point knockouts work, why would you demonstrate them on your loyal training partners. 😂

[@charlesgraham9954]

WAIT..? after u get shot? TF..? LMFAO..!

[@HughGRection92]

Hahahahahahahaha! Dude! @ 3:16 freaking killed me!! Also @ 8:57 !! Hahaha!

[@persian_tankman]

I'm a rooki in Kenjutsu, but know that guy in 4:22 is an stupid funny fake master😂😂😂

[@BasementPepperoni]

I dunno why but, when I hear and see a guy who sounds like he used to run with Tony Soprano tell me "wiggle your finger around and find the hole", I just feel a little......uneasy around him.

[@ziwi402]

Please do a video on Tonetta!! Yeaaah x31

[@VerveQuest-zc4ri]

Always put on your chain mail gloves before being attacked by a knife

[@John-bu9yz]

Dillman is full of bull chi I’ll give him that

[@malcolmjelani3588]

The gun and knife disarming videos are very dangerous

[@BasementPepperoni]

I DO know why but, whenever I see an old man who is the most stereotypical looking retiree from Milwaukee, I get a very, VERY strong suspicion that he's not an actual practitioner of any kind of "Ninjutsu" or Martial Art of any kind whatsoever. If anything, I expect that man to take me to the cleaners when selling Life Insurance or a "hot stock".

[@Tamales21]

The guy at 8:17 actually had a good technique in the first half then he bounced up on one foot for some reason.

[@alexbadila1]

It's the special hidden school rooster technique. 😏

[@Dodoskee]

Oh damn, nobody using the Vulcan nerve pinch technique or the Dim Mak 🤣😂 How can people believe this stuff works??

[@NolaH-sb4vf]

The potatoes return