American Dad - The Smiths Fight Each Other

I'm choking this cactus!

[@darnelmcmillian3435]

"Oh God!!" "Not the necklace...ow" My favorite lines.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?

[@xavierd.1668]

Milli Macro IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE

[@rejvaik00]

Mine is "Steve I freaked out"

[@alexdeyloff5954]

"Scotty saw?!"

[@thesilentguardian3243]

@DarrenFroilan Soberano I’m surprised that we haven’t seen this episode yet.

[@AShlaimon]

“I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiii-“ no cartoon has ever made me laugh that hard. I’ll never forget that. 1:13

[@KatieLeDerp]

She just said *YEET*

[@crazychinese7315]

well, since the car's lights are on, he is lying~

[@brandonmaddox4862]

That line is one of the funniest of the show

[@reganwolf4405]

😅👌🏼

[@yes8032]

😂😂😂😂

[@Respect2theFallen]

"You're getting a punch" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@napatsirisawadwattana6729]

What???

[@napatsirisawadwattana6729]

Jack Hayhurst Please Don’t

[@napatsirisawadwattana6729]

Jack Hayhurst What!!! Why???

[@napatsirisawadwattana6729]

Jack Hayhurst Pow Pow

[@luiscorpus7503]

@@napatsirisawadwattana6729 Roger:(cries)

[@basedbattledroid3507]

It's lowkey adorable that you include Jeff getting attacked, he truly is a part or the Smith family.

[@JK-gm6kk]

Jeff is easily the worst

[@stevenmark4407]

@@JK-gm6kk fucking cap it’s easily between Francine and haley. Then Jeff either way Jeff is third worse. I’d say Klaus but he got funny ass moments ngl.

[@zaynes5094]

@@stevenmark4407 Definitely Francine. She’s almost worst than Lois as a mom.

[@frickfrack369]

@@zaynes5094 what that’s wild francine is the best

[@theconfusedvampire]

Plus this scene is one of the few times he fully and completely understands a situation instantly. The fact that he knows Rodger so well that Rodger barely even finished his sentence before Jeff of all people started to panic.

[@rickyp.martin3209]

Francine throwing Roger off the cliff will always be so funny. Plus Stan was pretty agile when he was old.

[@SunniDae333]

Yeah he was

[@emmonybrown582]

man tho wig fell off and all 😂😂

[@yourmomsutau3718]

@@emmonybrown582 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zerospawnn]

CRAB APPLES! 🔪🍏

[@2fvded]

"I have the car keys you STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIII..." 😂

[@SteveRogers0768]

“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine loving bisexual.” This has to be my favourite of Stan’s lines in the entire series

[@greenvrld7730]

You forgot the one where Stan beats up Francine when she was frank

[@Maw0]

Yeah but he wasn't intending to beat up Francine though...

[@Maw0]

@Ryan Porchia Yeah, in fact, he was doing it to protect Francine because he was asking him/her "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WIFE!?!?" before he found out it was her.

[@avthendiarie9955]

Not really count because he didn't know

[@Maw0]

@@avthendiarie9955 Yeah.

[@jaybake]

Do I gotta pull sausage

[@JeremyMYG]

2:11 “Do I respond rationally when a thing I’m into is met with resistance?” This is truly me.

[@bigdaddy239]

Stan always beat the crap out of Roger.

[@luislovera2351]

bigdaddy239 until Roger is full of rage and he can totally take on stan

[@heresYoshii]

well to be fair he deserves it alot of the time

[@Maw0]

He does though...

[@mamahasemohale3848]

But Stan has always been mean to Roger.

[@Maw0]

@@mamahasemohale3848 Still deserves it.

[@spittingfire420]

9:07 Stan actually knows how long he can choke Roger before he dies........he's checking his watch ⌚ 👀 😂 🤣 He's probably done in dozens of times through the years

[@Karma-cu7wi]

Why is this the most cannon thing I’ve ever read

[@olrox568]

@Ribby The Party Frog he might have fought aliens before

[@hoagielamp6543]

@@olrox568 I think when they're detailing how Stan became indebted to roger Stan is bewildered by Roger indicating it's the first alien he'd met.

[@dravenocklost4253]

That was such an alpha move tbh

[@Sewblon]

"Chocking" is what happens when you get stuff stuck in your windpipe. What stand did to Roger is "Strangulation."

[@ShinRyojin]

I could watch Roger getting his ass kicked for hours.

[@daniapfel2825]

It’s true i like that

[@nefarious8987]

"Franciiine?! You t boned me bro!" This killed me 😂

[@dylanneibch6171]

STOP BULLYING OUR SON! 🤣

[@yes8032]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sebastianemond5313]

"It's for his own good! He has to learn to stand up for himself!"

[@adamjustadam]

@@sebastianemond5313He’s fine the way he is!

[@adamjustadam]

8:43

[@constantfiend9854]

Why is roger the cause of almost every fight? Lol

[@lightspath4099]

I'm surprised he isn't in EVERY fight

[@RisingStarFalls]

Lmao cause he’s Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil

[@mr.l8723]

Because he’s Roger

[@zziippee]

i wonder what their family would be like if roger wasnt in their life. They should do an episode on that

[@zziippee]

@Allison Bauch they already do fight each other now, mainly cause of Roger. Personally i think the hypothetical episode would go like: Roger wishes he wasnt in their life. Sees how successful they all are without him. He gets sad, but the family still chooses him cause by this point they love him.

[@elijahmcdonald2827]

When Roger does a trick flip over Jeff and says "shredded it" 😂😂😂😂

[@russelljohnson6267]

😂😂i literally got to that point right as i read this.😂😂

[@timmarapao8005]

Roger really is a troublemaker

[@hectorespinoza7678]

Yes he causes way more more trouble than the smith family

[@VibeinATLien]

Understatement

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Stan made the choice to bring him to his home he save his life in area 51 remember.....so there is that...but yeah he is a troublemaker...I swear one day Roger gonna do something really bad and who know what will happen....

[@matiasmattera6650]

​@@moodyowlproductions4287 didn't he help ending the world once when all his personalities split in different Rogers?

[@daniapfel2825]

It’s true

[@bloodyjester4284]

"I have the car keys in my pockets, you stupid biiiiiiiiitch!" Kills me every time

[@iamcece21]

“I’m choking this cactus!!!” 👽🌵😂

[@jspi04]

🏀 My basketball just bounced in ur comment section 😅😏

[@Wizzard_2006]

@@jspi04 can I have it? ; ^ ;

[@etiennequintanilla4629]

@@Wizzard_2006 :()

[@iamcece21]

@@jspi04 lmao shooting your shot I see...👀🥰😆

[@michaelprez3811]

@@jspi04 lmao imagine trying to flirt on KZbin

[@sparky111000]

8:41 Francine savage. No scratches

[@anniefano7]

LOL!!

[@nagybalint3932]

"Yes, i'm crying, he hit me with a chair" and "that's a whoopsie" are true classics! Makes me laugh everytime!

[@deshaunreid7728]

"Back to sleep"

[@afrosharkboy]

@@deshaunreid7728 Underrated lol!

[@MrPokemonhero22]

Don’t forget “Is that the ‘come back and hit me’ whistle?” 😂😂😂

[@d.l.technic5]

I've gave you your 660th like and your welcome.

[@d.l.technic5]

@@afrosharkboy I've gave you your 5th like and your welcome.

[@Sqwivig]

3:20 Hahahaha I love how Roger is SO petty that in the middle of getting the tar beat out of him he crawls over to this woman just to tell her she's ugly! 🤣🤣🤣 Never change Roger, never change 😂

[@mattpaul173]

He can’t, If Rogers nice he’ll die.

[@evilbendy19vrchat]

3:24 *YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ON THAT CROSS, YOU LAZY WINE-LOVING BISEXUAL!!!!*

[@pipernigrum379]

Bye I'm died DEAD😭💀

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

I just love that Stan is actually a very strong guy even though he gets his ass handed to him a lot of the time (strong enough to pickup roger easily with one arms and hold him in a choke for the a exactly same amount of time to resuscitate him)

[@daniapfel2825]

It’s true

[@kobetall8973]

Canonically Stan supposed to be an absolute killing machine. Only problem is the writers throws it out whenever plot demands it lol

[@TynamiZ]

Roger beating Jeff in the hallway will never not make me cry 💀

[@robowolfgaming8775]

I'm amazed that Jeff never notices that it's Roger who's robbing him

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

It's been established that when other people see Rodger in disguise (most of the time, sometimes it is noticed he doesn't have a nose), he looks completely human. There is even a One Character rule where he has one character per family member where they can't realize its him.

[@Nitk16]

@@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk also Jeff is kindof an idiot

[@SpaceCase132]

Also, wasn’t that before Jeff realized that Roger was an alien?

[@s.nifrum4580]

@@SpaceCase132 No Jeff addresses Rogers maid persona as “roger” so he clearly knows who that is

[@AttilatheThrilla]

@@s.nifrum4580 He’s uncle Roger they’ve always called him that to trick Jeff

[@jackdoherty5841]

3:37 are we gonna ignore the fact that the pope has his phone in the shape of a burger

[@adamcheklat7387]

2:57: Oh, you think you got a shot, p*** star? Then bring it!

[@orangeyoshi2917]

Ah I wasn't ready!

[@qq7257]

This is how Houdini died

[@tjjohnson1675]

3:08 Stan beating roger up as Santa Claus was the funniest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ricardoreis4385]

But very mean to christians !

[@2frudels]

Santa Claus beating the crap out of Jesus. thats like having a fever dream

[@jackgebhardt2932]

@@ricardoreis4385 Eh, I'm sure they're a very forgiving bunch.

[@HBIsBlessed]

4:44 beats it

[@nathanblevins9870]

It reminds me of the south parks episode where Jesus fighting Santa.

[@Whatever-pb9dy]

Honestly choking someone, then restarting their heart is the ultimate power play

[@SegaNintendoGuy64]

4:08 Probably the funniest unexpected scene I've seen in any show.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

4:44 My favorite Roger beating in the whole series.

[@Maw0]

Mine too.

[@PhenomResurrections08]

Lmao he tried living as the family cat to hide. 😅

[@kstreet7438]

@@PhenomResurrections08 cats are assholes

[@theoneandonly7019]

Phenom951 I never thought of that before lmao

[@jamesramsey427]

Mine the preist one

[@rhay5878]

„Is that the come back and kick me whistle ?“ makes me laugh every time

[@autumnrose9655]

That look Steve has after Stan says “like your mom last night” has me dying😂

[@M_Night_Shamalamadingdong]

I love Stan as Steve’s bully 🤣

[@Ocixious]

The chair one is my favorite.

[@kish45]

2:52 Hayley channeling in her inner Hank Hill.

[@SportsTalkWithWill2024]

6:30 Is That The Comeback And Kick Me Whistle!?

[@orangeyoshi2917]

*kick*

[@auliaaulia8717]

The sound that Roger make when Stan choke him,.. I can't get enough of that

[@cptsonicbelmont]

Alright calm down bud

[@HSamee]

The cpr sound was funny tho

[@cordyceps7531]

5:49 the one time Roger got the upper hand in a fight with Stan

[@spjjl0aj964]

You know what’s funny, Roger’s the cause of most of these fights but ppl forget he needs to be an asshole to live 💀

[@katlehosuping5663]

What?

[@spjjl0aj964]

@@katlehosuping5663 watch the episode “Frannie 911”

[@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17]

oh yeah he needs to be mean so he'll live

[@katiee2682]

“I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiitch!” Gets me every time

[@Yardnoc3103]

Two video ideas: "Steve the Virgin" "The Smiths (minus Roger) in d Disguise"

[@Maw0]

I can only think of the time Roger and Hayley were playing dress up to get Roger to sign something and Stan when he did Roger's personas.

[@shantaerobynn]

Maw The asshole don’t forget when Francine and roger played widows and when they became a married coupe

[@Maw0]

@@shantaerobynn Oh YEAH!

[@Kiddiecraft]

Steve as a grandma was shown in this video

[@KayloJocks]

Steve get no pussy you finna have an 1hr + of rejection

[@flickcentergaming680]

"Is that the 'come-back-and-kick-me' whistle?"

Maybe do a “Francine talks like a black chick” ?

[@dragonrana88]

They have one already

[@qqwertyuiop13]

Look up "Hood Francine"

[@Maw0]

Francine talks like a black chick part 2. This channel will get it done AFTER they do "Toshi speaking other languages."

[@zombified_pariah7720]

It should be called "Francine being black for *(X)* minutes"

[@thelettern]

“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine loving bisexual” has me in tears LMAO 💀

[@mamahasemohale3848]

Yes I'm crying he hit me with a chair.

[@Luvinmydejah97]

Lmao Stan’s smile at 0:30 😂 all it took to make rover run for his life

[@gauthiermarrimpoey2966]

"Guys, guys, you know me: do I respond rationally when a new thing I’m into is met with resistance?" I’m sorry I can’t 😂

[@MrPrincepop]

Jeff being repeatedly robbed and assaulted by Roger until Jeff had enough is a classic! Jeff gives a speech about how safe the hallway used to be and not being afraid, then pulls out a gun and empty it into Roger.

[@Kwaliq]

“ I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid BIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii- “ 😂😂

[@magsvots783]

I love the fact that this is one of the longest videos on the channel lmao I love this show

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

“Is that the come back and kick me whistle!” Best Roger Line😂🤣

[@tyquanvarner7780]

0:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂 when Stan got down

[@boogurl4055]

2:41 "I'm choking this cactus!"

[@ShinuToast]

Can we admire the fact Haley a stoner can beat a real life C.I.A agent

[@Lcarter52]

And then Klaus caught the back end of the fade for fucking no reason! 🤣🤣

[@Y0G0FU]

She recieved a highly advanced hand to hand combat training as a child. Yes the memorys are locked behind a Keyword but the muscles never forget :P

[@seanmcclure]

You’re getting a punch. When I get over there you’re getting a punch. Two punches. I’m going to keep adding punches.- Runs away crying. That never gets old.

[@SquirtAngle]

"Is that the come back and kick me whistle?" I love that line

[@GrowlingRB24]

"is that the come back and kick me whistle?" Love Roger.

[@pauli8501]

0:40 by far the funniest scene :D

[@unknownsco_5270]

😂😂😂

[@GreenyStill]

8:02 has me laughing so hard

[@adiv2316]

Nice vid, but u forgot the one where Francine and Hayley fight over who’s the prettiest

[@mikefitzgerald18]

Obviously Roger is the prettiest

[@dorkenspache8353]

5:03 This has to be one of my favorite Roger moments.

[@ravenlich1299]

1:23 Hailey hair was so damn majestic after gettin cut

[@Ge6687]

4:33 Most Funny Scene 😃😃😁😁

[@ottoalvarez1031]

What’s the opening episode where they all punch each other and roger slams klaus

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Otto Alvarez Jeff finds a golden blunt wrap and gets an exclusive tour of the Tommy tokes weed factory. It’s a parody of willy wonka and the chocolate factory and snoop dogg does the voice

[@ottoalvarez1031]

Milli Macro thank u !!

[@jacktherripper]

The car keys scene, it gets me every time!

[@kubrickwall5098]

5:14 Hayley looks pretty without her bandanna

[@Kalgert]

Kinda surprised that Roger didn't have time to force-love Jeff. Usually he's all-in for that

[@faking9397]

0:08 that caught me off guard, that poor foking fish

[@BaboDex]

The fish has a name, it’s Klaus.

[@SleepyPlushy]

Klaus did nothing wrong 😭

[@cireland4612]

Damn you hasn’t uploaded in like two months, was getting worried

[@ItsCl1ps]

He uploaded five days ago

[@coreysierchio4650]

3:35 "Are you watching this Sh*t?" *Lol*

[@Red-Hood]

4:13 yes I'm crying he hit me with a chair

[@thedarknight307]

Roger kills people 2 There are way more instances of his murderous antics

[@xxvcm]

“That’s what your mom said last night” will always crack me up 😂😂💀

[@iamcece21]

“Guys, guys, you know me....do I respond rationally when a new thaaang I’m into is met with resistance?” *shakes head nervously* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fkn LOVE Roger !!! 😆😆👽❤️

[@sanchezzz69420]

I like it when Roger is submitted to physically abuse.

[@TheHolyFlapjack]

"I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." 😂😂😂

[@brandonblevins7870]

"You don't deserve to be on that cross you wine loving bisexual" 😂

[@emmonybrown582]

The mom jokes are fucking gold, cause he not lying or joking, he’s deadass 😂😂

[@kashmonei5861]

Can you do scenes of the smith family hanging out/ bonding? Like when Stan and the kids are singing in the episode where Francine meets her birth family? Or the opening when they all go to the SVU convention? I love seeing them fight, butter moments when they actually connect are one of the reasons I love this show! Another example is where steve explains to Stan why he didn't hide the rights to their backyard at Snot's house and Stan totally gets it!

[@samalvey8168]

"DAMMIT, ROGER, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!"

[@abhisahni7880]

The fact that this channel has an active community is not only hilarious but really great ♡

[@katalinalozano418]

I love the way Stan shouts crabapples while running with a knife

[@thecurseeater2706]

The whole church scene was absolutely hilarious and I loved the popes delivery

[@2Stoned2Care153]

6:39 Woah Roger

[@roy6191]

😂😂

[@xinthebox]

Oh my god I don't believe what would of just happened there . That's a messed up reference

[@DragonGoddess18]

5:43 Roger: "Gross" Well, Pot meet Kettle

[@OrrWeisbergReviews]

This video is longer than your usual ones. This means they beat eachother up frequently lol

[@bearjew51]

Roger mugging Jeff repeatedly still has to be one of the funniest American Dad scenes ever.

[@CptArg]

9:00 is the biggest flex of all time

[@vgngolley341]

I just love that the majority of this is basically Roger getting what he deserves or starting the fight. I fucking love Roger 😂😂😂😂

[@nicklasnielsen9222]

“Guys, guys you know me! Do I respond rationally, when a new thang I’m into is meet with resistance?” Roger said as he starter to chock Jeff😂

[@krisgordon3116]

You know Roger would be a lot less aggressive if he were to be neutered.

[@biaaancia]

“that’s a whoopsie.”

[@The_Novu]

I like how 90% of this is just Roger getting his ass kicked lmao.

[@jmb4962]

I did not want that to end! Thanks for compiling all these moments. Lol!!!!

[@Frisabelle]

Can you do a "Stan Reading" compilation? He always reads the most interesting books - "Fancy Page Turning", "Anticipating Doorbells", and "Nude From the Waist Down" all come to mind immediately.

[@zimba5912]

1:08 it was at that moment he knew he fucked up!

[@devantemungin7060]

You know, I always wonder, how many times has Stan beaten the crap out of Roger over the years?

[@justsomeone2832]

4:14 got me wheezing "yes I'm crying he hit me with a chair."

[@thedimer4017]

😭

[@ivantrejo7724]

American dad- all characters singing parts

[@vincent8286]

"I have the car keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch" lol best line. 👏👏🤣🤣

[@1000-x9w]

Smiths who deserves to be beating up 1 to 5 deserve it 1. Roger 2. Stan 3. Francine 4. Hayley 5. Steve Because of there behaviour to everyone

[@ICgay4]

I do love when Steve screams when he gets hurt lol

[@REDEEMERWOLF]

Steve should be higher up imo he can be a real prick sometimes lol

[@heartbeat8706]

@@REDEEMERWOLF I mean look who is raising him 😂

[@breakbones47]

“Frannie, I just need a little time to think. I think you need a little time, too.” “Steve, I freaked out again.” 🤣🤣🤣