"I feel an existential crisis after watching this" -finally you understood the German soul.
@Blubberblase73 ай бұрын
isn´t that what childhood is all about or was that just mine ? 😅
@red.aries14443 ай бұрын
After this he needed some meditation by looking at a woodship wallpaper. 🙂
@MiaMerkur3 ай бұрын
Seems more German see the realistic world, wheras Americans are a bit more Disney Channel.
@Tofusoldat3 ай бұрын
@@red.aries1444 Erfurt Raufasertapete FTW!
@Erlekin2 ай бұрын
@@MiaMerkursometimes😂
@haukesattler4463 ай бұрын
In the 85th episode of the show Tolle Sachen , we found out why Bernd is depressed. He says: "[...] A long, long time ago I fell in love with a beautiful, slim baguette. She was so incredibly charming and funny. But unfortunately it was in vain. She only had eyes for this random multigrain bread with its ten types of grain. It was so depressing. [...] Since then, my heart has been a dry lump of flour."
@alexandertr25813 ай бұрын
I think it’s very significant that our country can agree on one mascot: a depressed loaf of bread
@Justforvisit3 ай бұрын
1:47 Ryan finally realizing he was Bernd das Brot all along.
@Techmagus763 ай бұрын
Guess there is a reason why Weltschmerz is a german term that made it into english.
@NickNobody1613 ай бұрын
The episodes from the first two seasons are very rare to find. They are short films with another maincast "Briegel the Bush" and "Chilli the Sheep". The episodes where a satyrical look on contemporary German media and zeitgeist.
@spyki133593 ай бұрын
We love our depressed bread. And Ryan, of course 🤗
@phjensen743 ай бұрын
In wikipedia I found: 2013, 22. Februar (Social Media) as first broadcast date
@DerEchteZ9003 ай бұрын
Watched Bernd das Brot in 2009 so no
@starstencahl89853 ай бұрын
He existed since around 2000, but gained popularity after they started the Sendeschluss in 2003
@Ashitaka08153 ай бұрын
@@DerEchteZ900 This specific episode? Bernd das Brot is much older but I think 2013 might be right for this episode.
@DerEchteZ9003 ай бұрын
@@Ashitaka0815 Nah i meant all episodes sorry for the misunderstanding.
@bennhardtswelt3 ай бұрын
Brotcast!
@talrick423 ай бұрын
What is even better about it - I bet you've heard of it - is it's origin in german TV. Bernd das Brot episodes get shown on Kika (the kids channel), however only between 9pm. and 6am. so when most young children are naturally asleep.
@Jess-bs3zl3 ай бұрын
Yeah, because drunk depressed teenagers who came home from partying would zap through the channels, so they made Bernd das Brot for them😂😊
@berndbrotify3 ай бұрын
@@Jess-bs3zlThanks for calling me a teenager, I’m in my forties now but the rest of the description is spot on.
@NineBerry3 ай бұрын
That's only true for those "White room" night loops that Ryan has seen so far. There are actual episodes targeted at children that are shown during daytime.
@fionaf96063 ай бұрын
@@NineBerryreally? I've never heard of that... 😳
@talrick423 ай бұрын
@@NineBerry Ah, yes. I ofc forgot to mention them. Have watched a few myself actually. But I mostly also didn't refer to them, as Ryan has not reacted to one of them.
@SickRabbit3 ай бұрын
Everybody is a depressed bread inside
@TheLadysAtelier3 ай бұрын
Oh my god the Tron reference
@StewO1013 ай бұрын
The last scene with the "motor bike" named "Light Cycle" is definetely a reference to the movie "Tron" from 1982.
@nilshoppenstedt60733 ай бұрын
Also the "Whitebox Master Control Program" was a reference to Tron.
@Taylordave853 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot is the best. I have a small stuffed toy of him on every cars dashboard since i have my drivers license and everytime i got flashed my reaction is „Mist“. We sometimes watched it through the whole night, when we were teens. It‘s so funny and you‘re right, sometimes its the essence of being german 😅 BTW: i would love to see a clip of You commenting on „Unser Sandmännchen“.
@Jutta-fp4fn2 ай бұрын
At ~12th minute, when Bernd is transferred in the computer, is a scene from Tron. The movie was made at the end of the 70th.
@ThamiorSilberdrache3 ай бұрын
This Episode of Bernd das Brot is actually called "Social Media" and was first aired in the Nightloop of Feb 22nd, 2013.
@migueldesantiago72583 ай бұрын
Now that Ryan has already noticed the parallels to his own life, it seems to me as if Bernd is the online incarnation of him. See also the TV series Supernatural Season 4, Episode 18. Ryan, everything in your life is already scripted.😂
@MatHilKar3 ай бұрын
Doppelmist
@xfabian212 ай бұрын
As an austrian kid, who also grew up on german TV, Bernd das Brot at 3am really hit different! 😂
@tychoderkommentator29893 ай бұрын
Happy pink pony farm seems like a combination between farmville and plants vs zombies
@Ossey19763 ай бұрын
The lawyer in this clip was portrayed by Tommy Krappweis, german comedian and one of the two guys who created Bernd das Brot!
@hegamona28643 ай бұрын
Tommy Krappweis is not just the creater of Bernd, he is a legend in German media. Tommy is comedian, musican, directer, actor, filmmaker, author....and for german standards quite successful.
@Roberternst723 ай бұрын
He is also The Voice of White Box Master Control Program, a.k.a. bodyless voice in the background.
@SPXJUICE758 күн бұрын
After all those years... i feel like maturing is realizing that Bernd the bread... might be goofy and silly but ... i think ... each episodes contain very strong messages.... very deeply...
@LucaFuchs23 ай бұрын
There is another very good episode, it is called “das Astro-Brot“, there he is a astronaut.
@Tofusoldat3 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot is the best! He‘s thuringian like me. He‘s depressed unlike me. 🎉
@danielhennig13023 ай бұрын
We are door wrestlers!
@Tofusoldat3 ай бұрын
@@danielhennig1302 indeed.
@McpCosmO3 ай бұрын
at the end is Tron from 1984
@dunderbaer24303 ай бұрын
Did you know Berd das Brot actually has several singles and albums sung by Bernd? Some of them even trended in Germany. Might be a fun thing to react to-
@ForumcoldiArchon3 ай бұрын
The football Song is still my go to for EM/WM times. ~ist dein Gehirnumfang gering, dann ist dieser Sport dein Ding! Bist du sportlich aber doof - geh doch zum Bolzen in den puff!" 😅
@jenneldoodeldoo78033 ай бұрын
The "lawyer" is Bernd's creator, Tommy Krappweis. I didn't watch this in so long I didn't remember he's inthis too.
@summersnowflake28653 ай бұрын
6:41 german mood 😂
@Atomica19893 ай бұрын
Bernd the Bread s at least 20 years old. It was on the nighcycle every night on the kids channel. as far as I Remember there where severell 15 minute Blocks (like this) and everynight from 22:00 till 6:00, one of this 15 minute Blocks was played on Loop the whole night.
@theawesomemepreussen2 ай бұрын
Hey there, I googled for you. This episode came out 2013 (title of ep: Social Media). I will look out for more reactions. This was fun. And yes, farmville was kinda popular here too. And the "defend your lettuce from zombies" in this ep was a plants vs. zombies reference.
@schickehaekeln2 ай бұрын
This episode seems to be from 2015 according to wiki: "Im Juni 2015 folgte eine neue Serie namens Bernd Channel. Es wurden zunächst drei Pilotfolgen ausgestrahlt. Dazu gab es eine Mitmach-Aktion, bei der man Bernd das Brot per Foto oder Video zu diesem Tag überreden musste. In der Serie geht es darum, dass Bernd die Welt des Internets betritt und sich mit KZbin-Kommentaren und Computerspielen auseinandersetzen muss.[5] "
@LongGravelStudio3 ай бұрын
Even after 2 years and short scanning the comments you must now notice: The running gag in all the Bernd Shows is that Bernd can't leave the screen.
@Profizocker64583 ай бұрын
My all time favorite episode
@nickib73713 ай бұрын
You know this airs to bore the audience - children - and make them turn off TV after 9 p.m. But also for me it's childhood. Have you seen the Telephone-Hotline loop? It's my favourite one.
@entertainmentpowerfuchs57443 ай бұрын
In my Country Germany Bernd das Brot is TV Icon
@gregorygant42423 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot just became toast ! Be careful on the internet it can definitely f!ck you up !
@tobiasroseboom65233 ай бұрын
I love Bernd,... He is right to depresst,...
@katharinaberlinАй бұрын
The end is the film "Tron" 🤩
@talerspalter81243 ай бұрын
At 12.00 that's a parody of the movie "Tron" (1982)
@MelonArmyMick3 ай бұрын
Ryan die Folge wurde das erste mal am 22.Februar 2013 ausgestrahlt. Tolles Video!👍
@zeitiger3 ай бұрын
You can watch Bernd The Bread The Truth by Tommy Krappweis, one of the creator of Bernd, he made it in english 😉
@MrsStrawhatberry3 ай бұрын
Now you feel like a German.
@jurgenbaumann673 ай бұрын
This is one of many "Bernd - das Brot"- Night Programm. It´s shown on "Kika" - short for "Kinderkanal" translated "children channel" They start their programm at 6:00 a.m. and end it at 9:00 p.m. After 9:00 p.m. they show this or other parts of him in Continuous loop the whole night.
@Hirnspatz3 ай бұрын
"Ryan the Bread" 😂
@SirRichfield3 ай бұрын
That Asterix reference, though. Sh9ws the age of the makers and the target audience...
@frey76313 ай бұрын
Recommendation: Look up the wikipedia for Bernd das Brot and read about the kidnapping that happened in 2007 ;-)
@Gandhiweasel3 ай бұрын
HA HA HA😂😂😂...jetzt ist Bernd, das Brot schon international bekannt, auch bei den Amis!😅
@felixleidig83072 ай бұрын
you should react to some more classic Bernd das Brot stuff
@icetwo3 ай бұрын
Oh Tommy Krappweis als Anwalt. Und kann es sein, dass Sabine Bohlmann die weibliche Computerstimme spricht? Jedenfalls kommt mir das irgendwie so vor.
@Sophiaaasophiaaa2 ай бұрын
I think it was referencing plants vs zombies (which was quite huge here)
@miztazed3 ай бұрын
If I am not wrong, think this night loop aired in 2013.
@david1990863 ай бұрын
Welcome to the internet, have a look around...
@lennardroner70763 ай бұрын
10:21 Wait..., Isn't that Just Omegle
@Kaefer1973Ай бұрын
I disagree. An existential crisis, respectively existential dread was exactly what I felt when I first watched Spongebob.
@BGRatz773 ай бұрын
Should be from around 2005
@Ati-MarcusS3 ай бұрын
Bernd Wass ?
@APCLZ3 ай бұрын
What in the world is burn the bra? 🤪
@Cutie_Pie883 ай бұрын
der Sendeschluss....wir lieben ihn....nicht
@stormrider012 ай бұрын
I never understood this as a German kid. For me it was nonsense and absolutly not funny. I prefered to watch documentaries about the universe and stuff.
@jolotschka3 ай бұрын
Because it's on Kika the kids channel in off time the main message is pls switch off your TV and go asleep or.... watch alnight nonsense
@antman76733 ай бұрын
I never liked „Bernd das Brot“. Why do cars have eyes or a bread needs to speak? -It always weirded me out.
@Capt.-Nemo6 күн бұрын
Mist
@JoannDavi3 ай бұрын
Simpleton
@kass10893 ай бұрын
i think her name is Bernadette the Breadloaf. The lore doesn't go as far t where he meets her. It's an endless cycle of suffering and depression.
@Präkkle3 ай бұрын
far t 🗿
@DrDeadsy423 ай бұрын
We knew about one Jeanette, the baguette, but we never saw her.
@scarnoir65663 ай бұрын
So its like life to every real German. All just suffering and pain.
@david1990863 ай бұрын
Just like real life -.-
@cyberesel61993 ай бұрын
There is nothing more fun then a casual existential crisis while watching tv for germans, i guess.
@cleverskipper38663 ай бұрын
The essence from Kurzgesagt in a nutshell that's also from Germany.
@Paleisou3 ай бұрын
On the children's channel, no less
@nigerianprinceajani3 ай бұрын
@@PaleisouGerman children know it is important to always remember the inevitability of death and decay. The essence of all existence is existence's metamorphosis into nothingness. The duality of being, the impending doom of the eternal void is something every pre-schooler in Germany is aware of and discusses in metaphysics class.
@itssogood693 ай бұрын
@@nigerianprinceajani Das Land der Dichter und Denker 🙂
@suppenlana2 ай бұрын
@@PaleisouDuring the after hours (9PM-6AM)
@wernerclarssen29393 ай бұрын
Fun fact: if you go into a german disco, you sometimes find TV screens on which they play Bernd das Brot in an endless cycle😂
@xrecix3 ай бұрын
as a german introvert i shall thank you for this information, never knew that.
@thatonethere7223 ай бұрын
Noch nie gesehen... wo denn?
@Auvas_Damask3 ай бұрын
This is just the Kika night program on a continuous loop
@mats74923 ай бұрын
Imagine coming home at 2-3am, drunk and then watch this stuff on TV.. its so trippy
@Zockdoch3 ай бұрын
Ah yes - the good old days.
@MissTaraCotta3 ай бұрын
"I'm feeling a little bit of an existencial crisis " - Finally, you ARE German!
@SiqueScarface3 ай бұрын
The robotic arm is the running gag in the Bernd das Brot Night Loops. Mostly, Bernd is put into scene by the robotic arm. When not, he often comments it with a sardonic remark like "Das ist neu!" (That's new!).
@roseblue-castle27343 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot ist einfach das Kindheitstrauma von jedem Kika Kind, was zu lange wach geblieben ist 😂😂😂😂
@spezifisch44683 ай бұрын
Besser als euro news mit Bildern von toten Kriegsopfern direkt nach dem normalen Kika Programm (gab es bevor die Bernd Dauerschleife eingeführt wurde) Wer auf die idee kam mochte auch keine Kinder😂
@herrpokemon99293 ай бұрын
Der kam früher auch Mittags mit seinen 2 Freunden
@wish_my_username_was_cooler3 ай бұрын
Oder zu früh aufgestanden ist. 😅
@leonie24543 ай бұрын
Oh ja...😂😅
@Ri_is_here2 ай бұрын
Ganz ehrlich, ich hab den als Komödie mit meinen älteren Verwandten immer geschaut. Ich glaub ich war höchstens 8
@fritzmeier17173 ай бұрын
The ending is a homage to TRON
@stefanhueckelheim3 ай бұрын
And the Lawyer at the beginning an reference to Groucho Max, from the comedians Max Brothers.
@ChriDDel3 ай бұрын
@@stefanhueckelheim and it was Tommy Krappweis, the co creater of Bernd. He is also the withe box voice.
@Romi6183 ай бұрын
Merci 🌸 👍🏻 ich wollt grad googlen wie der Film hieß 😄 Edit: TRON 3 soll wohl im Oktober 2025 in die Kinos kommen 🤩
@dieschachbrettfee20602 ай бұрын
Bernd's introduction at 3:13 is probably a reference to Asterix.
@PrueferAuge3 ай бұрын
1,3m*0,25m*0,25m gives us a volume of ~80liters his weight is stated to be 25kg this gives us a density of ~0,3g/ml water is at ~1g/ml this means that bernd really low density-> puffed up in the oven, so hes mostly just air
@Anson_AKB3 ай бұрын
🤓what a nerdy comment ... 🤭when the video started, i immediately just HAD to write down : 25cm x 25cm x 130cm = ~81 liter, 85% Weizenmehl, Arme viel zu kurz, Masse ca 25 kg, Krümelzahl 23 10" x 10" x 50" = ~5000 inch³, 85% wheat flour, arms much too short, mass ~55 lbs, crumb count 23 ps : but for the volume, you can subtract a tiny bit for head and arms, etc, resulting in maybe 50 liter volume -> 0.5 g/ml = only half of volume is air
@vomm3 ай бұрын
From a baker's perspective, I can tell you that Bernd das Brot's structure, as per your calculations, would indeed indicate a bread that is quite airy and light, one that has been well-proofed and baked. The process of proofing allows the yeast to ferment the dough, creating carbon dioxide gas bubbles. These bubbles get trapped in the gluten network of the dough, causing it to expand and puff up. Then, during baking, these bubbles expand even further due to the oven's heat, resulting in a light, airy loaf like Bernd. However, it's important to consider that bread, even when puffed up in the oven, tends to have a density greater than 0.3g/ml due to the presence of the bread's crumb and crust, which both have densities significantly greater than air. Therefore, assuming that Bernd das Brot is a canonical loaf of bread, we might conclude that his particularly low density could be due to an exaggerated amount of proofing and baking, resulting in an exceptionally airy loaf.
3 ай бұрын
So the Americans should love him! 😄
@Erlekin2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 alle Kommentare hier haben mich fertig gemacht, wie geil. Bitte sagt mir das ihr alle Deutsche seid, dass würde alles erklären. (Und das metrische System😂)
2 ай бұрын
@@Erlekin Ich für meinen Teil bin ein Weltbürger, der in Deutschland geboren wurde und lebt. (Unter anderem, weil's hier das beste Brot gibt!) Und: 𝕸𝖊𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖈 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘!
@S.M.S-Dresden3 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot prepared us all for the reality that is Life. We are trapped in an endless circle of doing Things we don't want to do. The voice that tortures Bernd is the World that forces us to Work so that we May continue to exist. Bernd is all of us and we are all of Bernd! Or Something Like this I don't know 😂
@Erlekin2 ай бұрын
True.... Absolut, genau so und nicht anders. Voll auf den Punkt gebracht. 😉
@LordKosmos3 ай бұрын
Lol, Lightcycles in the end is such a special and very old reference to TRON, the movie no one saw, according to the Simpsons at least ^^
@volzutansmeig73233 ай бұрын
the TRON Film was actually not bad at least way better than TRON Legacy
@ZeroOneBimon3 ай бұрын
And we get Another one
@LordKosmos3 ай бұрын
@@volzutansmeig7323 While I also love the old TRON very much (maybe because I saw it as a child) I do not dislike TRON Legacy that much. At least they got Daft Punk for the soundtrack :)
@shinyhappyrem87283 ай бұрын
@@volzutansmeig7323: TRON was a movie, TRON Legacy was a soundtrack with a bonus movie included
@jorgmintel30603 ай бұрын
The old Tron movie should have gotten an Oscar for its special effects. And I did like Tron 2.0
@Slithy_Pinguin3 ай бұрын
Bernd is who we Germans are. Bernd is who we Germans like. Bernd is us and we are Bernd. We love him. As the Struwwelpeter and co. stories. They're our minds spoken in a story. We love it. XD
@Erlekin2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 das hat mich jetzt gekillt. Bernd ist das perfekte Maskottchen für uns, er spiegelt sooooo viel wieder und dazu ist er ein Brot.😁
@david1990863 ай бұрын
For anyone who doesn't know already: Bernd the Bread is a character from kids channel (Kinderkanal). As a kids channel, they don't have a "real" program between 9 pm and 6 am, so since 2003, they just put Bernd the Bread on Loop. These Episodes got produced solely for this purpose.
@WiiPetUwU3 ай бұрын
Gnampf
@red.aries14443 ай бұрын
Das musste mal gesagt werden!
@NRubric3 ай бұрын
The first appearance of "Bernd das Brot" was in the year 2000 and he was, together with his fellow puppet "friends" Briegel der Busch (Briegel the Bush) and Chili das Schaft (Chili the Sheep) part of many short humorous shows on KiKa (Childrens TV channel) where he got most of the time the rough end of the stick. The Shows: "Tolle Sachen" (Awesome Stuff) - A american style commercial show "Chili TV" - Sitcom style "Bravo Bernd" - A mix of rollbacks of older sketches, a spoof on quiz-shows, singing show and other stuff And the "Nachtschleife" There are 13 episodes of the "Nachtschleife" (Night Loop) like this one. First broadcast and Theme: 2003 - Astra 2003 - Bernd in Hell 2004 - Abschiedsschleife (Fairwell Loop) 2008 - KiKa-Lounge 2008 - Castingshows 2009 - Call-In 2013 - Social Media 2013 - Nerds 2013 - Deutschegeschichte (German History) 2017 - Sing das Brot (Sing the Bread) 2018 - Bernd in Hell 2018 2020 - Astrobrot 2022 - Astrobrot XXL
@dieschachbrettfee20602 ай бұрын
There is also a show called "Bernd das Brot" in which Bernd, Briegel and Chili live in a house and have conflicts with the neighbors or with each other. That's where the picture on the thumbnail is from.
@ベン-q6u3 ай бұрын
“Bernd das Brot” is like one of the weirdest things in German tv history
@dio4088Ай бұрын
One of the best too
@scarnoir65663 ай бұрын
"I feel like we're all doomed, after watching that" - He had a real German moment there
@DeBennu3 ай бұрын
First broadcast 6 Oct 2007. People have to understand that it went on for hours at night and sometimes there was no better alternative.
@Taylordave853 ай бұрын
Must be the release of this exact episode, isn‘t it? because we watched Bernd das Brot all Night long when i was in high school and this was before 2005.
@kohlenstoffeinheit52983 ай бұрын
Now it's a Brotron 🤣
@31337flamer3 ай бұрын
Jeder ist nachts schonmal von Bernd das Brot aufgewacht.
@kappandraskrpnik3 ай бұрын
Yes, Farmville was big at that time. 😅
@hattinah61763 ай бұрын
The "Kika" (short for Kinder Kanal, children's channel) started broadcasting 24/7 in 2003. But during the night they had this repeating loops of content, often featuring Bernd.
@melaniealberts18253 ай бұрын
By the way: the male voice from the off and the lawyer are Tommy Krappweiß. He is one of the inventors and authors of Bernd. Does anyone know, if the older white haired guy too left in the scene wit the multiple screens was Tommy's father?
@4blueelefants3 ай бұрын
Yes, that's Werner Krappweis. 🥰
@christophfischer27733 ай бұрын
It is very imporrtant to note, that this runs on the childrens channel. Literally. KIKA is short for "childrens channel" I am pretty sure that every german in a certain age range has had nightmares because of this show.
@derFuchsi3 ай бұрын
I always avoided this crap, now i watched Bernd das Brot for the first time on an american KZbin channel 😅
@Koirankeksit3 ай бұрын
Bernd the bread has by far more brainpower then the whole Trump family together.
@usernamenotfound803 ай бұрын
This one is from 2013.
@SlayinKing3 ай бұрын
Depression and Suffering... -preparing Germans well for their lot in life~
@TSteffi3 ай бұрын
The subtitles say "burn de brat" 😂😂
@The77domi773 ай бұрын
yes its german and its awful. i think this white hell thing with ''bernd das brot''' was supposed to fill the program time over night at ''KiKa (Kinder Kanal)''. if i remember correctly this was shown from 8:30pm to 6am in an endless loop. If u want to wach something proper geman stuff i loved as a kid i can recommend ''Simsalagrimm''(the intro song was a banger for kids) or ''Pippi Langstrumpf'' as a Swedish-German Production .
@DerMaje3 ай бұрын
The original title is "Bernd das Brot: Social Media" and it is from 02.22.2013, according to Wikipedia. And yes, Bernd pulls you down on some episodes...
@NickNobody1613 ай бұрын
on the random webcam roulette. The persons in the upper half are the father and brother of Tommy Krappweiss, the inventor of Bernd das Brot.
@groundzero74703 ай бұрын
It´s supposed to be depressing. That´s the whole point...
@tobiko4323 ай бұрын
Ryan it is time for you to visit Germany. So when will it be?
@FlizziDahl3 ай бұрын
Bernd das Brot is (was) an endless loop in every night, after the KIKA (children channel) finished the daily broadcast. something about 25 minutes and in the end of the loop bernd ended up at the beginning again. Loved it. 😍
@AndreaHausberg-yt5qx3 ай бұрын
And the fact that it's a bread. I mean Germans and their bread 😅❤. Wonder if he could have a beer or pretzel as girlfriend. 😅