American Revolution / Independence in a Nutshell

A revolution at the other side of the Atlantic Sea happen to establish one of the Worlds biggest sovereign state. To give a short context of its origin, lets head back to the past and see what really (kinda) happened there.
I know this meme is old AF, like from 2013 but, hey, the community is still alive. So, why not making countryballs out of it as well.
The title is self-explained, good luck watching through this homemade tape.
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Parody of:
Garfielf, by our beloved PilotRedSun
• Garfielf
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Programs used:
-Adobe After Effects CC 2017
-Adobe Photoshop CC 2017
-Windows Movie Maker
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Voiced by:
-Wiseguy as Thirteen Colonies
-JerkFace as British Empire
There’s more voices available (including these two) at:
www.voiceforge.com/
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Music used:
-BEGNAGRAD - Coc’n Rolla 1982
• BEGNAGRAD Coc'n Roll...
-America F*** yeah ear rape
• America F*** yeah ear ...

[@sovietrussianguy5120]

“Thirteen colonies you foolish colony” British in 1770s

[@sortagoodish8491]

*bitrish

[@anabsolutemess8850]

It’s bitrish get it right

[@crapyjoe9894]

I T S B I T R I S H

[@theurinationater]

Historically accurate

[@hetecks1385]

It's briish, get it right

[@caralambson]

America in a nutshell Enough chit-chat lets get the war going

[@madogthefirst]

Stop giving away my civ strategy!

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

More like Germany

[@thedestroyerofchairs9156]

As an American i can confirm

[@papasmerf7930]

@@tiffanyhill-anding8891 not Germany because right now they are nit in any war and USA is in few.

[@ydav]

Iraq dont feeling so good

[@thenamesrandomon3956]

UK: Where did the tea go? USA: *I R E M O V E D T H E S E B UG S*

[@CTidk]

yup

[@mrdoge3001]

In to the sea

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Uk you f usa you not put tea in water f you I get revenge

[@enfield3963]

Yes he did it but me and i son america is going fine for now *hehe*

[@enfield3963]

@@FranciscoMendez-pl7in i would never swear to my son no no After that mess we just laff loafs

[@daenite2480]

Japan: where are my cities? US: I removed those bugs

[@thefatbob3710]

@Who am I? it removed those bugs

[@thefatbob3710]

@Who am I? Then it removed those bugs

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Well usa send two nuke to japan

[@thefatbob3710]

@William Austin-King it removed those bugs

[@legitimate_rice]

BHAHAHAHHAHA

[@skirdus367]

i'm going to become an american history teacher just so i can show this to my class

[@Multi-Purpose_Account]

And I'm going to make sure your students are paying attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@uranium-2389]

Whoa

[@psi7983]

Yes

[@lizzyred3677]

This is now my life goal

[@id10cyy]

i’m doing this if i have that class

[@zawarudo596]

As an American I can confirm

[@vampetude]

as a brit i can also confirm

[@joshwebb5016]

As a Somali I can also confirm

[@pierrotlunaire08]

As a German-American, I will also confirm this masterpiece

[@josephdocherty7919]

⦓Za Warudo⦔ as a Brit I can also confirm

[@abossihaveacancers4272]

To be fair you ask for peace we could have kept going an won, also you claim to have won ww1,plus ww2 when we did it all you came when we were winning and you were being pussy’s and if your so powerful how come you have took over O wait we own this country German tried,French tried,Spain tried,failed. we owned India,Canada,America,Australia,France we had a great empire ,what’s America’s empire small

[@Icariaball]

0:47 you are triggering us out of empire and motherland *T H E R T O N C O L O N I E S*

[@adgVelaepyaety]

T H O R T E N C O L O N E S

[@yigit-nh2vn]

(T H O R T O N C O L O N I E S)

[@AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi]

Oh Hey Icariaball

[@Divinegoldenlight]

Enough with the chit chat lets get this war going

[@joeschmoe3860]

@@Divinegoldenlight where Are the british armed forces ?

[@glitchforum]

That random anti-virus software that somehow appeared on your PC: I R E M O V E D T H O S E B U G S

[@sundowner9726]

I like this.

[@andreadrake404]

I R E M O V E D T H O E S B U G S Glad this comments reply section didn’t go to heck like the comment below mine

[@icyshack6801]

Nassi germoney be like

[@kirby1025]

Andrea Drake i have the exact same norwegian flag pfp in discord too

[@verschilles]

where did the glorious union jack flag go?

[@kleomilo]

@@icyshack6801 nazi germany

[@bluefoxy6478]

@@verschilles *gone, ruduced to atoms.*

[@arvigaming9067]

The perfect country ball video doesn't exis-

[@Wm7forthewin]

lol

[@dw41600]

Personally I think Countryballs is dumb, but the art and computer-generated voices are just too funny

[@RadiantInkii]

Kaliningrad General: *hold my ms paint*

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

@@dw41600 how dare you

[@PasscodeAdvance]

@@Wm7forthewin countryballs is more funny then hetalia. Actually idk

[@l.e.a.h6279]

No one: Literally no one: UK: *cOloOnieS*

[@EveryThing_R]

*cOlumNiEs*

[@FireflamoFF]

literally no one: knows how to use no one memes

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Uk get call his India get f out or I not going eat I will died on all. :uk ok india you get be free. So year go India started scamming

[@ZatzoZimmerman]

*T H I R T O N C O L O N E S*

[@ManyNames]

Nazi: Where are my tanks? *I removed those bugs*

[@countercuIture]

Nazi: Where are my luftwaffe? USA: *I removed those bugs*

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Naz german: were is my tank for East. : Soviet Union: I removed thoes bugs. Naz german: were is me capital well . Soviets unión: i remover those bug

[@chubski2514]

@@countercuIture some poles in spitfires: *I removed those bugs*

[@mariasirona1622]

USSR: were are my mightiness Finland: i removed those bugs

[@De_Man]

Eh, Sherman tanks are useless steel with a guns

[@ScreenedHarp54]

Eu4 in a nutshell

[@diepssuarez2676]

When you decide to make a funny colony name like thooooortiney coolinis

[@potatogamer1877]

@@diepssuarez2676 pagama states of murica

[@SeoDeadeHenn]

tRiTreEn cULuNiEs

[@i.t.2238]

17/76 can't recommend this.

[@Iberian_XAVO]

Oooooooooooooof

[@NotAHero123_7]

Really, i rate 4/7/1776

[@98dayz25]

I rate it a 9/11- sorry

[@HMN134]

18/12 best video

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

?? *PARDON ME, ARE YOU ARRON BURR, SIR????*

[@jevinliu4658]

France: Where did my whole country go? United States: I removed those bugs.

[@hyil2223]

Well it's for simplify

[@jevinliu4658]

@Who am I? The video didn't mention France's existence

[@jevinliu4658]

@Who am I? France was removed from the narrative

[@Nugcon]

more like Germany

[@JJaqn05]

@Who am I? Damn you're dumb. The US said i removed those bugs because France wasn't in the video

[@marylandkinnie]

“Enough with the chit-chat lets get some war going” such a perfect line

[@wisemonke194]

America in a nutshell

[@aid3nxr_editz]

I REMOVED THOSE BUGS

[@The_whales]

I introduced Monroe doctrine

[@thorne9794]

this helped me pass my Social Studies test

[@ocoileain8689]

Your profile picture is pretty dank

[@EveryThing_R]

@@ocoileain8689 and yours is pretty *glorious*

[@Sean-yj4wq]

And then theres my pfp

[@admiralackbar3615]

@@Sean-yj4wq You have the best one in this reply section.

[@alejandrogameryt2800]

Stonks

[@lioraselby5328]

Props for actually using the correct British flag of the time period

[@nefarious69poopi]

Y e s

[@dotlessi1710]

Plus, it’s easier to draw.

[@Janua7ies]

Plus, it's easier to draw.

[@kikkomori13667]

Plus, it’s easier to draw.

[@robztuff]

Plus, it's easier to draw.

[@pussinjordans8800]

Where is Japan? America: I removed those bugs. Where is Iraq? America: I removed those bugs. Where is Vietnam America: *I remo...*

[@MotivationaI_cat]

Fact

[@certifiedcharbergian8462]

Vietnam Ghost AHH VEITNAM YOU. COMMIE U CHEAT AND USE JUNGLE AND HAVE NO OIL THAT IS USEFUL TOTALLY NOT BC THERE IS OIL AND UR UNDEFEATED ANDUKSNZYLSBUWLV *america blows up and cat catches on fire*

[@MotivationaI_cat]

@@certifiedcharbergian8462 ok

[@hemz5882]

:(

[@MotivationaI_cat]

@@hemz5882 ok

[@bf-1096]

" *T H I R T O O N C O L O N Y* " -That one parent who's childrens hate him A.k.a Britian

[@raphaelmelki6471]

I ATE THOSE FISH N' SHIPS wow, a double level pun!

[@bataviancountryball9173]

#raphaelmelki4life

[@brmbismarck666]

Raphaël Melki, I REMOVE THOSE BUGS

[@manlyvoicedfrog7468]

IMTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS

[@jiyakuches220]

*Tea = Fish food distributed by Americans*

Epique

[@randomchateau1816]

"~Ok be independent just don't destroy my tea bags"

[@tutszumi]

SV : Where is Vietnam America; I can’t find those bugs

[@zeferinoresendiz1698]

Fine then I’ll do it myself

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Next you lost to Vietnam for tree ah

[@BonBonneBonjour]

No bugs found

[@night_aviation]

"Son, where's my wallet?" "I removed those bugs"

[@brmbismarck666]

0:32, when you realize U ran out of tea

[@AlpMapper]

10/10 Countryballs there sire

[@rivia_jr1]

Soviet Union: Where did the Soviet Union go? America: *I removed those bugs* *Edit:* Holy shit the comment section is a mess after 11 months.

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

What?

[@hexon8013]

That doesn't make sense...

[@jaypea30]

Nice

[@rotarydude9737]

@@hexon8013 Now we just need to do the same with the CCP

[@alexfrance8864]

You are very stupid if you didnt understand the joke

[@Memetastic]

Oversimplified but better

[@part5jotarokujo512]

lol

[@soyosob]

I am a fan

[@user-od8wd7bv6k]

LOL

[@bepisguy6963]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@theunfunny421]

Oversimplified + no idea animation

[@jacob_dlr]

*This is America*

[@josephdocherty7919]

Montizon *This is Britain*

[@literallybacon7720]

This is can Poland into space?

[@bradyportwood4856]

Oof Oof yes 🇺🇸

[@Kingbustercomments]

This is colony from north of America C a n a d a

[@teadrinkingkris9466]

*Bart smashes this guy* - I _hate_ *AMERICA*

[@moreno1149]

I love this new anime!

[@eggy543]

Croatian Mapping It's not anime, idiot.

[@RandomPerson-oz9ck]

Eggy543 where is your sense of humor

[@YoloBagels]

Random Person He uses circle tool and has polandballs flag upside down, he clearly has no sense of humor.

[@sinpar1226]

/r/Woooosh

[@manlyvoicedfrog7468]

Yeah, this Hetalia reboot is wonderful

[@Sollaren_]

THRITRIN CULUNIES, YOR SUCH A BAD CULUNI

[@shawns0623able]

Lol

[@youraveragemorononyoutube4435]

That's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw tritreen columnies

[@countercuIture]

USA: You are triggering us out of Oil and steel, Sunrise Kingdom Japan: Enough chit chat let's get some war going *War is declared* Japan: Where is my Navy? USA: I removed those bugs Japan: Where is Hiroshima and Nagasaki USA: *I REMOVED THOSE BUGS*

[@Cooper_946]

Lol

[@wales2k4747]

“Bitrish Army”.

[@Aahmpower]

*I Remove those bugs*

[@lucasahumada6913]

more like bitch army

[@Kingbustercomments]

Koluni

[@Aahmpower]

@@Kingbustercomments *Thoortim Culunies you bretayal Culunies*

[@EveryThing_R]

*_Thiiiireten culunies_*

[@TrokgornyBall]

1:09 MURICA!!!

[@mihail4921]

Trokgorny Mapping спалился

[@miguelmartins9706]

Murcia is a city in Spain mate

[@fatgar01]

Trokgorny Mapping *FUCK YEAH!*

[@PickleRicksFATASSCOUSIN]

@@ProneSlone Being an idiot is part of life, Look at Russia/USSR

[@Lillythepanda123]

ProneMiner40 If you Say those things you are not an American

[@NeoSensei45]

I love how britian gets more angrier changes his pronounciation of thirtieen colonies

[@aid3nxr_editz]

Ikr

[@NikovThePerson]

tritreen columnies

[@ManyNames]

Mom: where is your homework Me: I removed those bugs

[@cianoAME]

o wosh that happ n

[@Janua7ies]

Where is your exam?

[@specialpizzadelivery1107]

@@Janua7ies i remove thos-..

[@Jaykey_Soldier6036]

US: can't touch this UK: OM NOM NOM US: I ded Uk:mmhhh tastes like tea US:uhhh I think that's because you just drank Boston Harbour

[@angelinaraynon4398]

OMG!!!!!!!!!

[@angelinaraynon4398]

Britain what have you done?!!?!?

[@Jaykey_Soldier6036]

Angelina Raynon stoped some thirteen colonies

[@darkhorsearmor3513]

Britain: Were are the Loyalists? America: i remove those bugs.

[@randomguy3814]

America: where's South Vietnam? North Vietnam/Viet Kongs: I removed those bugs

[@countercuIture]

Lol I'm a thirteen colony and I found this pretty funny

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

Where is my ideology? USA: *I removed those bugs* Me: *WTF*

[@notlogical4016]

_good_

[@countercuIture]

North Korea: Are we a joke to you?

[@zymbaluknik8093]

@@countercuIture china isnt socialist or communist anymore

[@zymbaluknik8093]

Stupid ideology,I'm glad it was removed

[@countercuIture]

@@zymbaluknik8093 Explain further?

[@delivery-gokko5970]

I love how US pronounced„I removed those bugs“ XD

[@balazsvagybalazs5296]

Category: Sports Wow

[@Land_Of_Spirits]

This is my favorite sport ;D

[@georgewashington2960]

I kill Redcoats for sport

[@jakebeaudry3888]

Blue coat kill coming up in 1812 eh?

[@Nugcon]

same

[@Hi-bh2hx]

Balázs vagy Balázs kicking the tea off the barbor is my favorite sport

[@Korearxhxujddidbvdss]

America: *Dumps tea in the water* Great Britain: *TRIGGERED*

[@FranciscoMendez-pl7in]

Great Britain: well it time send more troops to the America. America: WTF Great Britain get your troops out. Great Britain: no

[@Korearxhxujddidbvdss]

This comment was a year ago. Feel old yet?

[@wiemarball8966]

I never expected Dave to become a American ball but here it goes

[@shawns0623able]

1:09

[@sheacorduroy5565]

That New York accent makes me laugh my ass off.

[@godzillaman2406]

*THIRTEEEEEEN COLONIESSSS*

[@seventeen4589]

Time for a declaration of independence I'm a colony who loves freedom

[@akisa7865]

@@seventeen4589 thorten colones you betrayal colony

[@arcaneum2783]

Akis A I hate the Bitrish army

[@akisa7865]

@@arcaneum2783 Im a angry I want some independence

[@ismellofsandwiches7058]

@@akisa7865 you're triggering us out of empire and motherland *THERTON COLONIES*

[@HamadiYT]

Where is the Austria-Hungary empire and Germen empire? USA: *I removed those bugs.*

[@r.7057]

" *thorten colones you betrayal colony* " -UK

[@dutchvideomaker8120]

Top quality

[@Nugcon]

correct

[@turkgriffith]

0:09 my brother when i can't catch the ball coming in 9999kmh in the soccer

[@scabberdabber2597]

Once my brother threw a football through a tree and got angry I didn’t catch it

[@SuspectXX]

Britain with Canada: * pat * * pat * good boy Britain with America: AAHHHH---- YEEEEEET

[@Cringehandleupdate]

Lol That's What Jokerjayden30 did To Me lol When I Was AFK.

[@gloobwashere]

Russia: where did my dad go? USA: I removed those bugs

[@verschilles]

u no gib indepedence, then i declare wor.

[@jullez2282]

US:I'm a colony who loves freedom Oil:exists US:I'm gonna pretend I didn't say that

[@ohshootizarat8009]

*i want my history teacher to play this in class -*

[@thefunkiestswag]

Ur in luck bc @Skirdus will become a history teacher so he can show it to the class lol

[@cap5783]

"Where did the report button go?" I. R E M O V E D. T H O S E. B U G S

[@mr.dr.genius6997]

This is the quality content I subscribed for.

[@SebastianYesMama]

I DRANK THE TEA

[@EveryThing_R]

77 likes now, sad Next achievement: 420 likes

[@latingold23]

As being the thirteen colonies I can say this is exactly what went down.

[@nothingtoseeherelol]

Alternative title: Thirteen Culuniez

[@mr.dr.genius6997]

Weren't you suposed to be dead for a year before a new video?

[@KangradGenral]

Yes actually But dang I really need to restore this rusty channel, once again lel

[@cockfucker69]

*I REMOVED THOSE BUGS*

[@Blio_]

“What happened to the tea on the ship?” _”I removed those bugs”_

[@welshcountryball2933]

1939 UK: where are the polish? Germany: I removed those bugs 1940 UK: where are the French? Germany: I removed those bugs 1945 UK: where are the Germans? USSR: I removed those bugs 1:00

[@belacoak5796]

1989 UK:where’s the USSR? US:i removed those bugs 2036 UK:where’s china? US: i removed those bugs 2040 UK: wheres me? Scotland i removed those bugs 2876 US wheres my Martin colonies? Martin colonies we removed those bugs independents!

[@abseph1825]

4 billion years later: where is the Earth? Sun: I removed those bugs

[@sam-js1uh]

@@abseph1825 JSHSJAHSJSHSJHASHJF

[@m.gashka6939]

@@belacoak5796 wasnt soviet collapse at 1991?

[@eleacy6231]

@@m.gashka6939 No, that's when the president (Gorbachev) resigned in December 26, 1991. The ACTUAL collapse was in December 25, 1991. When Russia left the USSR.

[@terrypennington2519]

*_Meanwhile, in the tHoRtEn CoLoNeS_*

[@theidk4589]

Indian farmer dies from starvation because British Raj forcing him to plant tea * Americans drops that same tea in revolution Farmer: Well My Life just sucked

[@someindianguy_99]

Well Replace tea with indigo

[@tjjddssss]

Nobody: Canada in the corner eating maple syrup popcorn watching the chaos:

[@crayonprince3257]

Where did the glorious flag union Jack go? *'M U R I C A, F - - - Y E A*

[@csabayou]

I REMOVED THOS BUGS

[@mia-lc2om]

thirteen colonies thirteen culunies thiiiiirteeeen coloonieees thorten colones therton colonies bad kolony triteen columnies *now that’s what i call evolution*

[@Jaise0622]

As an American I can say that this is the simplest way to teach the American War of Independence. I can confirm that the events in the video are True.

[@Cringehandleupdate]

Empire of Japan: Where Did The Japanese Navy Go US: I REMOVED THOSE BUGS.

[@aguyfrompoland1859]

This is the quality content I've been waiting for

[@ihavenocreativity2666]

Wow this is surprisingly well made

[@sniper6081]

I didn't know I needed this fusion of memes, but now I do.

[@baniracc]

The voice acting is easily my favorite! Powered by the finest of computers

[@MasterZiomaX09]

Thank you for video I am ready for history exam

[@theexam7394]

Grab your paper and pen. Let's get started.

[@peganuns355]

This is literally the best thing ever to be made bless on you

[@Kingbustercomments]

Category: Sports S E E M S L E G I T

[@Novaonyoutube432]

as someone who lives in a thirteenth colony, I can confirm this is American history

[@noahdavis8559]

I can't begin to fathom how awesome this is

[@diepiepew12]

Nice work making a countryballs garfielf version. I love it.

[@ShirakamiKaiser]

Where did your healthcare goes? "I removed those bugs"

[@MurasameLigerGZ]

0:31 THEIRIRTEEEN CONLOONIEEES (that is hilarious'XD )

[@jglaneuski]

“ I prepare for battle, Britain” *It’s what I do*

[@thegeneraljohn2895]

You could easily replace America with Ireland... And it'd be just as hilarious.

[@manperson5315]

it actually takes so much effort to try and replicate this kind of art style even though it looks like a child drew it

[@no_enerji]

I love this in every single way possible

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

i've learned so well. the thirteen colonies made a rebellion, blew the tea off the harbor with a cannon, made a declaration of independence, declared war with britain, removed the british armed forces, removed the royal navy, and changed the flag and became america.

[@wannabehistorian371]

Didn’t know of this meme before, but it’s perfect for countryballs.

[@deadmemes21]

USA: Chucks some tea into the ocean Great Britain: So you have chosen, death

[@pokemonguy151]

I just love how britain says thirteen colonies more mispronounced the more times he says it

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

*I W A N T S O M E I N D E P E N D E N C E*

[@therealinferno161]

Basically a good chunk of the British Empire in a nutshell.

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

As an American, I confirm the accuracy level of this to be 1776%.

[@agram4030]

*best mapping video i ever saw, for sure*

[@ben.x]

omg, a Garfieif parody, love this so much.

[@Demonetization_Symbol]

I love how everyone starts to mispronounce more and more words.

[@kubortthedane9487]

It basically went down like this : 13 Colonies: HELP ME FRANCE 13 Colonies: OH SHIT THAT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH SPAIN HELP ME

[@Generation4EvaYoung]

I didn’t realize that I needed the 13 colonies to have a NY accent 🤣🤣