American Vs. Russian - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

An assortment of incredible stand up comedy moments from my recent stint at Zanies in Chicago.
I mock Zanies' pathetic attempt at Christmas decorating, destroy a kind Russian man with American exceptionalism and am generally at the top of my game as usual.
If you like this type of funny stand-up comedy, come see me on tour, I'm touring non-stop this fall and winter - Buy tix - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
I have upcoming shows in Wisconsin, Tulsa, OKC, Raleigh, Lexington, Des Moines, Nashville, Boston, St. Louis, Houston and so many more - www.whitecomedian.com/schedule
Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Also listen to my incredible podcast You're An Idiot with Alex Dragicevich. New episodes on KZbin every Monday - / youreanidiot
I love to give the algorithm funny stand up comedy jokes. Funny!
Please leave a comment whether you enjoyed the video or not.
For the algorithm - stand up comedy - comedy - jokes - hilarious - robots rock - wow - stand up comedy - stand up stand up stand up stand up funny joke wow viral. Social media is a hellscape.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Tulsa, Raleigh, OKC, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Maine, Houston, Des Moines, Lexington, Springfield Missouri, Boston, Nashville and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@BareSphereMass]

"I lost my guns in a boating accident" is a joke about gun confiscation. The government can't take your guns if you lost them in a boating accident.

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I never get sick of the self congratulating 😂

[@ianalbano]

The “I lost my guns in a boating accident” is in reference to an ATF agent losing his gun and badge off a boat in a California lake in 1992 and did not report it lost, no disciplinary action was against him by the ATF. Hence the frustration by the 2A community

[@hunteralbers1449]

Its pretty sad that you have to explain that joke even in America.

[@davidhack2409]

That riff with the A minor punchline was incredible 😅😂

[@peteondish]

Can’t believe the crowd isn’t getting this gold

[@cp-sh9nj]

A Minor and Teender were killer lol

[@sloth6765]

And went right over their heads. If he made that up on the spot, it's an incredible quick mind at work.

[@cp-sh9nj]

@@sloth6765 yeah I’m wondering if he used Teender before that’s too good lol. Either way greatness

[@NewYorkino]

I love how often this guy compliments his own jokes lol 😂

[@paulodavi9166]

I'm addicted to your stand ups, man. Smart, great timing and impeccable crowdwork. Kuddos from Brasil!

[@xDMG15x]

If it makes you feel better, I didn’t know the boat accident thing and neither did anyone else in every other country in the world.

[@dimitrigerman8376]

I did it folks. I made it into an Asmus video and can now die a happy man.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Hahaha let’s gooo

[@blockchainprofessor.x]

"SWIM lost his guns" Geoffrey: WHO THE FUCK IS SWIM?!

[@thecooljohn100]

Your improvisation is just so quick and sharp now dude😂 I've seen so many of your clips I've actually been able to see you refine your skills to the point now that you're just on the top of your game man🙌🏼 Killing it🤙🏼

[@Chubbs-ui7wp]

I'm with ya Jeff, I'm a gun guy and I've never heard that reference ha Also I want to say, if you go to a comedy show, and you get asked a question by the comedian, just be truthful, it's not your time to shine ha

[@32INCHSTRIPER]

It's Geoff.. goddamn it!!

[@rafaeldeleon6260]

Oh you're a "gun guy"? Nobody who is into guns says I'm a gun guy. The fact that you don't know the boating accident shows this, you Fudd. Although, real shooters hate that it's a known saying but it's tired. Like people who have punisher skills and thin blue line items. Look up cursed gun memes. God I can't believe I recommended that... Cringe as it is.

[@DominikEisenschmidt]

These people did not bring their A-Game to the King of crowd work, how dare you Chicago???

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Crowd was mic’d poorly. Shows were very fun

[@katdog9786]

@@GeoffreyAsmus Fish On! What's yer bait? lol Can't wait for Appleton...Cleverly disguised by you w "Wisconsin!"

[@PotentialPictures99]

You're Vancouver Set! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Laughed for days afterward. How you handled the drunk front row was awesome. BRAVO!!!!

[@Bigpmcgee]

Illinois boy!

[@johnburke8375]

I give this crowd work 10 out of 10 matt rifes

[@BtotheC-bj9vz]

Had to look that up, it’s a legit meme/joke! What’s funnier than that is every joke Geoffrey delivers lol

[@user1.8.2.]

OMG thank u for this!!! You're keeping me sane right now no lie.

[@delamomanny]

Learned more about history/geopolitics from your standup than school 🤣

[@kobalt9948]

incredible comedy for smart people

[@that_bitch_emily]

Amazing riffs as always! Stay safe on the road! Tell the better half I say hello and commend her for being a strong woman. ❤

[@vermiculus3848]

There's no way 3 months ago you improv'd one of the best insult lines Kendrick Lamar uses in his most recent diss to Drake called "Not like us" 😆 this just made my whole night. I'm done binging for the night after this one... Too much.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Wait. Which line?

[@samanthaspoto1442]

The boat lie went on for way too long. I’m mad at that person for trolling you.

[@sloth6765]

It's adorable he is so oblivious to MAGA language

[@hourglas]

I was so shocked he didn't understand, I thought he was playing into it but he really thought he lost them on a boat 😂 either way made for a good clip. Another 1 for the algorithm 👍

[@JimEdmiston]

You should be mad at Geoffrey for falling for it, he didn’t have sex until he was 25 and knows every country’s capital city. He should know better.

[@WhiteWolfeHU]

I lost all my guns in a boating accident, so the government doesn’t come raid my house. It’s a very common meme joke and Jeff would find it real funny once he gets how anti government it is.

[@misob]

@@hourglas From the crowd's reaction, no-one except that douche who said it and the guy who told Asmus about it understood wtf the douche was talking about lol

[@raphaelvibar7481]

The thumbnail for this video is perfection

[@jonathanlerner2797]

Thanks!

[@red4666]

that teender riff was amazing lolll

[@AvgDietCokeEnjoyer]

Can’t wait to see you live in April man!

[@Neaterpeter]

Can't wait for you to come back to Chicago!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I’m back in septemberrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@5050songs]

So good!!

[@honest1296]

Somewhat difficult crowd. You tried Geoff.

[@SeeStuDo]

Known Gun Lies is a new corner of conservative stupid. Big G smoking it out 😂

[@bruv1039]

It's a joke, quit comparing yourself to stupid people to make yourself feel good.

[@SeeStuDo]

@@bruv1039 did I offend your metal penis? Sorry there, guy.

[@adamsteinken1185]

Well I messed up and shoulda went to this show. Next time Geoffrey I promise!

[@pallamas]

Yer killin it

[@jag61688]

killed me when you started writing down FKJ and Masego

[@TommyLikeTom]

Saying you lost all your guns in your boat crash is a great way to appear like you have a lot of money while needing absolutely nothing to prove it. All that expensive stuff I had? Yeah I lost it all simultaneously

[@kerch-e]

I hope you come to Richmond one day.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I’ll be out there in the fallll. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@eoinc9511]

That was some incredible alpha comedy

[@TheLosrodri]

The audio was actually pretty good, for once ;) Asmus - some of ya clips funny enough to listen to even w/o good audio, but it sure does it make it easier to have the expectation that I can just hit play and let it ride; also makes it easier to introduce yo b*tchass alpha comedy to fam or friends son 🤘 rock on cuz

[@laurenelyse9686]

FKJ and Masego…. Very nice 😎

[@waf2lit]

Good jokes dude

[@bwalster]

Teender. Classic.

[@netrunner1826]

This guy is so fucking good

[@Mancer1980]

Come back to Chicago! You gotta find a good spot in wrigleyville, Lincoln Park, Lake View or Bucktown

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I’ll be doing a spot in Wicker next time probably. In the fall. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@Mancer1980]

@@GeoffreyAsmus awesome and thanks! Shameless plug - if you’re a gamer check out the Galloping Ghost Arcade in Brookfield (just outside the city), you won’t regret it.

[@stephenb2276]

"My name is Kalashnikov." Gold

[@Mdjagg]

Fun fact: You can be in A Sharp and A Minor at the same time, it's called A# Minor- the least used scale in music.

[@geekofsteal]

🤓

[@lemonadegrave]

You've got spunk

[@bdo7915]

😂😂😂

[@nateb4543]

The "lost my guns in a boating accident" zoomed so far over his head

[@nateb4543]

Come to Portland! (Not me, you, Geoffery. I know you see this)

[@LivingforaLiving]

is this the special?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Yes

[@jcenergy2493]

Funniest sht ever lol

[@jcenergy2493]

Lollollol

[@anywallsocket]

lmao dude spilled his own tea about the boat and tried to fake it 🤣

[@terrimandilou3037]

I'm buying tickets to Portland Maine with my Russian wife and her Ukrainian friends, this shit had me dying, guys got me wanting to tell HR, "you know what I think IT IS okay to be white"

[@oppositeofh8]

so alpha.

[@pnwesty7174]

#alphalife

[@jokermtb]

Stewards Folly, not Stewards Purchase

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

goooood call

[@jokermtb]

I hate to be 'that guy', but I just had to! sorry! That said, you're an awesome comedian. @@GeoffreyAsmus

[@Tesmond256]

Come on even I know about the “boating accident” line and I don’t even live in America, surely a touring comedian should?

[@Johnthedagger]

As a person into guns I thought you were trolling him at first because I thought everyone knew that but it was awesome and actually better it went that way. Lost my guns in a boating accident is like Epstein didn't kill himself for gunners

[@poopandfartjokes]

I keep going to shows waiting for a comedian to ask about my girlfriend. She lives in Canada.

[@doctordreyer]

This guy isnt funny

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Thank you!

[@geekofsteal]

Says the dog faced man