I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special

[@mosesyasin9148]

"If we can laugh together, we can live together ". Powerful.

[@MrMonopolistic]

There's a lot of people I can laugh with BUT cannot live with! I laugh with my family but I enjoy my space and peace of mind!

[@margaretwilliams7658]

​@@MrMonopolistic, I was thinking it meant "live together" as in your own space, home, but in harmony.

[@karmacheese]

If you can't fart together, you can't live together...

[@GH-im3lj]

@margaretwilliams7658 Yes! you said it right!

[@ThriveAliveJoshua]

Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells

[@amandaheart5941]

"If we can laugh together, we can live together." Couldn't have said it better! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@marytromp3440]

I like that. Stop watching the news because they are tying to make us divided and we are not. If we can laugh together we can live together. Amen!

[@FreshAFUpcycle]

Yeah we are but it was funny

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

Amen!

[@thejay3804]

It’s called the idiot box for a reason.

[@ThriveAliveJoshua]

Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells

[@MamaTreNiner]

We had better pay attention to what's going on, or we'll look up and find out that MORE of our rights are gone!!! ✊🏿✊🏽✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

[@dvezha]

I love stand-up and watch a ton of it, but it’s often hit or miss, even with the most talented comics. This guy blew me away. Every punchline was a total hit! And it’s so refreshing to read a comment section that is nothing but genuine appreciation and props. Totally made my night!

[@Geminicricketi]

Give me some content. Name your favorites pieces. And your favorite style of comedy.

[@Geminicricketi]

Please

[@alisab4811]

Just a few off the top of my head and In no particular order, Bill burr Earthquake Ms pat Theo Vaughn Taylor Tomlinson Sam Jay Tiffany haddish Tom segura Ron white Bert Kreischer (alot of ppl don't like him, if you have kids I think you will) Matt rife Ricky Gervais Hannibal bureas Hannah Gatsby

[@aboudreauxtg]

@@alisab4811 You should check out Gabriel Iglesias (aka Fluffy). He’s absolutely amazing!

[@purposedrivenwriter5534]

Loveee it when a comedian doesn't have to cuss or use excessively explicit situations in jokes to be funny..that's real talent ❤❤

[@ms.lisabailey1491]

Amen

[@ladaha1]

That’s the goal of all drybar videos. The policy of their stage is to keep it clean. Check out more of their comedians.

[@thunderandlight431]

Thanks for that info​@@ladaha1

[@jaguar5455]

They are funnier.

[@Marsha-i7o]

This Youngan is awesome I wish he would of one to Tulsa Oklahoma he would have an sell out show ,like I know this man is busy ,I would pay not here a curse word

[@resplendentpeace]

This guy is the real deal. How is he not better known? Great material, great delivery, great stage presence. I hope he makes it big.

[@mjohnson116]

Because he don't cuss

[@adventurousloner]

I clicked because of the title. It's a mutual feeling.😂😂😂 Seriously. Definitely worth it!

[@carleontafari]

Lmao same! I had to click

[@BIGCHEEZY616]

Same 😂

[@karinastachowicz450]

Me too

[@alisab4811]

Yup!

[@Treasure2023]

💯

[@cdes1776]

Love that African-American comedians are talking about racism with warmth in their heart that we can all get along. Huge respect. We;re all just human beings.

[@johnzec1389]

He's not African, he's from Nashville.

[@joanyou6254]

​@@johnzec1389That's why they said African American😃😃😃 Somewhere down the line, he's definitely African

[@SkywalkerOne1977]

Racism was dead until the media started their propaganda.

[@hendrix-giovannijohnson9701]

You would!!! Because your ancestors weren’t slaves!!!!!

[@joebowl8315]

Most people's ancestors were slaves, read a book.

[@sarahsmile8518]

Mike! You are such a naturally GREAT comedian!! Keep going strong, Mike! I can't wait until you have your own comedy show full time! You DEFINATELY have a wonderful personality and you grew into a beautiful, kind, loving person and a very handsome man!!😊

[@gnomie2.0]

Not sure why I clicked on this video over all the others on my feed, but I’m guessing it was my guardian angel pushing me towards a comedic blessing! Thank you, Mike James, for sharing your brilliance with the world! ❤

[@hakunamatata7411]

THIS!!!!!!! 🫡🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@traceyroyer993]

Genius title! He and his people are on point! 🎯 I like his humor, style and kindness. It all feels genuine to me. ☮

[@marionholtzmann6872]

This guy is funny, very personable too! "I don't get racism, there are so many other reasons to hate people" 😂 so true!

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u so much!

[@marionholtzmann6872]

You are sending a very important message with your comedy, I really appreciate it. If more people would think like you and I in regards to skin color, and just get along and act to the principles of MLK, the world would be a much nicer place. I will be looking for more content from you. Happy New Year, and be safe!@@ComedianMikeJames

[@ComedianMikeJames]

@marionholtzmann6872 Thank u for having an open mind and heart. And thank u for ur words and support!

[@Lisa-pl6gv]

​​@@ComedianMikeJamesI'm at 61 year old white woman and you are killing it my friend! Keep it up, you're hilarious! 😁

[@vegaadrian49]

Learn to hate 😢

[@chrisflor9517]

Why is this guy not more popular. Hilarious. The teacher boyfriend joke made me laugh really loud in my car by myself. Lol

[@LeahB31]

Same

[@PuffKitty]

I sure didn't see that coming 🙈

[@MaximLysakovsky]

Hope you didn't spill your tequila!

[@bloodwillrunthestreets5205]

This guy is awesome. Love his humor and take on reality of how elites attempt to divide us. "If we can laugh together we can live together."

[@lesliepayne2047]

This is for covidl. Covid !!! Sickness, good health, l

[@nope4no1]

Agreed. He was great! Would like to see more from him.

[@darcarkon4409]

This guy had a at least one stroke.

[@nope4no1]

@@darcarkon4409 What are you talking about??

[@bernardlash4169]

Yep im a cracker! I love this guy!!!

[@leahjagger1309]

Amen! If we can laugh together, we can live together!

[@MrsABC7997]

This man is amazing! He blends everything together to make a perfect representation of life today in comical form. Bravo!👏

[@ComedianMikeJames]

I appreciate that!

[@tengbdengstudio]

If we can laugh together, we can live together This quote just made my year, I was going through a lot the whole 2023

[@denisestinnett4414]

If we can laugh together, we can live together. That is epic. Another one I love, we are just walking each other home. EVERY one of us has the spark within, we all belong together and we need more folks spreading that news ✌️❤️

[@curtisg4817]

Yes we are all one. All living this actually

[@supernova11711]

@@curtisg4817Exactly. Animals and plants too. All living things are connected. What happens to one, happens to us all.

[@obrienwilliam8835]

Some really clever lines and perfect delivery, love the calmness about the whole set--- hope you get more exposure and recognition man

[@tomfull6637]

A comedian who is funny AND doesn’t shout! Cool! Thank you!

[@AC-hj9tv]

Srsly "get it???! I'M FUNNY!"

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

​@@AC-hj9tv what?😂😂

[@AC-hj9tv]

@@tshepiempopi.11_11 happy new year 😎

[@gamerblisters]

YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!

[@lotusphoenix8]

And he's not cussing all over the place.

[@roylilly4252]

Absolutely funny and isn't vulgar ...I will be watching for him in the future

[@nenaelliott8058]

Mike James. Hilarious. He makes it seem so easy. I couldn't stop laughing. I love a great comic. Thanks Mike. 😂🤣🤟♥️👏🎄

[@TheRedGameboy]

I love his delivery. Just goes in slow, then takes a sharp left, then a u-turn. Very silly.

[@bryanbaldwin6646]

This dude is awesome! The switch on his jokes are so well done. I hope to see more of him soon!

[@ComedianMikeJames]

I really appreciate that!

[@amyyoungblood9464]

Fixing to finish this video up but I'm at 18 min and I have to say that I don't want this video to end! I'm an aspiring comedian and I'm very harsh and critical when watching other comedians with absolutely 💯 no right to be 😅 But this guy has my heart in every aspect of what kind of a comedian I aspire to be. He absolutely rocked this set! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@tekarock]

I just clicked in this video because “I don’t have patience with stupid people” 😂 Good to know I m not alone ☺️

[@jenniferlindsey5480]

Ikr?! 😂😂😂

[@TomHester-hx5sf]

I’m glad I’m not the only one I thought I was alone in this I don’t like stupid people either

[@shadow7796]

I did the exact same thing.

[@dandanjordan]

Same

[@lostcat9lives322]

Same, Same. Discernment in who you socialize with isn't a crime or a disease. It's sanity.

[@LadyAxe13]

"Earn the hate" Now THAT is a remarkably genius and rather endearing truth about what people mistake for racism! 😂Mike, you are on point and hilarious!

[@MElliottHolcman]

"I think I'm crowning." LMAO - This dude is funny.

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u!

[@amybabbitt4198]

🤣🤣

[@foy5051]

Hiss water broke

[@jeannedigennaro6484]

“ You breathe too much. “ 😂

[@feralkat9370]

GREAT SET! Loads of sensible PSAs delivered in a fun intelligent format. Hope he makes it to the big time, thoroughly deserves it!

[@IzzyTheGent]

Dude slightly resembles KevOnStage. But fr, this is my first time seeing him perform and I enjoyed it. He has a smooth set.

[@domino2oh-riginal]

Sounds like him too

[@firesign4297]

Both Handsome 🥰🥰 As Well☺️☺️

[@richardtaylor8595]

This made me laugh so hard. One of the best standups I have seen in a long time.

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work... Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?" Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !" 😂😂😂

[@AWholeVibe96]

@@magnificentmuttley154 😂😂😂 Kevin is crazy as hell

[@christinedelk3468]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS OF COMING TOGETHER. MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR THAT!!!

[@bharbir]

I’m just tall, I’m not a forklift 😂😂

[@amybabbitt4198]

😂

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

Haa ha that was funny 😆 😊

[@kenarco3765]

😂😂😂 hilarious

[@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7]

That was so funny and unexpected! 😂

[@nowaynottoday]

haha... a forklift!!!

[@Marshmallowchick1983]

We laugh together, we absolutely can live together!! You are freaking precious ❤❤❤❤

[@mikerobey5953]

This guy is great! He needs a special or two!

[@ComedianMikeJames]

I appreciate that!

[@martinzinho6455]

This is the best Christian comedy I’ve heard in a long time. God bless you!

[@Kat-I-am3333]

What makes it Christian? 🥴 you, xchritians, quit wit dat szhit.

[@01Paulsgirl]

Funny routine, smooth delivery--kept us laughing the whole time!

[@genevarodriguez8523]

"If we can laugh together, we can live together!" ❤

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Mike James is absolutely a riot, laughed so hard. Awesome special!

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u so much!

[@kingayy9267]

@ComedianMikeJames That's cool you're replying to comments! Loved the set, especially the little Shyamalan twists at the end of your jokes. You're hilarious!

[@GuapSinatra]

He killed that crowd tough demographic for a black comedian mostly older white couples in the audience. Give him his props 💯

[@angelagreen5654]

This comment 🎯

[@Lisa-pl6gv]

I think we can all relate to a lot of what he's saying. I hate spiders too! 😀

[@sumyunguy6894]

You can’t be a criminal with arachnophobia, you also can’t be a criminal that knows what arachnophobia is. 😅

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Lol..... touché

[@ishko108]

What if you're just a mad scientist criminal? 🤓

[@de2296]

😂

[@monettefields7421]

​@ishko108 😂😂😂 As if there aren't white collar criminals or ignoring the financial crimes, wherein intelligence is what allows the crime to succeed.

[@monettefields7421]

I guess you forgot about white collar crimes, tax fraud & evasion, ponzi schemes, etc. Many successful criminals went to the best ivy league schools, come from money, and wear tailored expensive suits. Not only would 8 out of 10 people never suspect them of being a criminal just by looking at them, but they'd probably feel the opposite and assume by the looks of them that they are upstanding and respectable.

[@ekassien]

Mike is blessed in extremely funny humor & it's delivery. Thank you Mike; you improve people's lives! ❤❤❤

[@beth-annrock237]

I had never heard of him before! Absolutely love his comedy! His delivery is on point!!! Going to see if he has any other videos on KZbin! ♥️

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u so much!

[@cookied6153]

@@ComedianMikeJamesyou are awesome!

[@Raidenthekitchen]

This was sooo good! Impeccable delivery and so natural and funny. Kept me guessing the whole time

[@kwokydow2]

That delivery is perfect. I was in tears 😂😂😂

[@ComedianMikeJames]

That's awesome! Thank u!

[@DennisCole-ye3er]

"Mike you awesome!! You freaking rock dude!!! You Gon take over!! Be in the top tier!!! I freaking love ♥️♥️ you dude!! One black man to another!!! And I'm one of the gangster Christians from the hood!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Bless you Mike!! Love your spirit, its very sweet and open!! Your a beautiful, great soul!!!"

[@tamijoyce1436]

I am so glad I found this guy this morning.. it's has not been a good week.. this has let me forget my troubles for a little bit and just laugh. Thanks for making my day better

[@doricetimko5403]

This past week was rough for me in many ways… I hope yours have been better since you viewed this video💙

[@Darren_Martin]

Effortlessly FUNNY! A natural comedian. Great callbacks, perfect timing.. I'd definitely love to see this dude live

[@Auggievf]

You know this has got to be just him having one of his normal conversations. He's probably like this every day ❤

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@Auggievf And his friends were always telling him “Dang, Mike, you should be a comedian!”

[@GinaSzerdahelyi]

Skilled comedian - his timing is perfect.

[@freebirdrox7330]

Amen brother... if we can laugh together we can live together! Whats up with certain ppl these days???

[@Kat-I-am3333]

Downloads

[@Watcher1852]

Great to see a comedian. or hear a comedian who. doesn't swear all the time and still makes you laugh. Way to go. Thank you for good time.

[@carolynnaumann2306]

Really like this man’s great sense of humor ! Has lovely morals all joking aside, and a real man !

[@DennisCole-ye3er]

❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip???"

[@DennisCole-ye3er]

❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip??? Not hitting on you, just asking. "

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u so much!

[@SheilaMakena]

This is not easy! Keeping people entertained for practically a half hour straight is not a small feat! Kudos to Mike James. I really enjoyed this one.

[@Kat-I-am3333]

Its his job, com on

[@deeluu905]

Aboslutely brilliant, love his humor, he actually made me laugh out loud many times. Great comedian

[@ComedianMikeJames]

I really appreciate that!

[@victoriavalliant7220]

His jokes have layers and just keep getting better and better

[@edyue1]

I’ve watched, probably 100 comedians on Drive, and he’s one of the few that actually made me lol, his jokes are long stories, but they’re funny as heck and they’re unpredictable, his delivery is perfect, he never laughs at his own jokes either just keeps going, he keeps your attention, waiting for the punchline 😂

[@r1o2hie]

I have not laughed out loud in forever! I wish the best things for you Mike James. You are truly talented

[@jamesdeananderson1411]

Solid writing, timing and delivery. Smooth set.

[@GiftFromGod]

This guy is the most wholesome comedian in quite some time and his puns are so fresh to hear without cusswords, without poking at stereotypes, without making fun of his audience or glorifying drugs. A real down to earth family guy comedian who does it reaaally good! Holy hell how much I laughed at this :D

[@SuenosDeLaNoche]

Relatable humour! Thank you Mike ✌🏼 A generous dose of what we All need. Blessed Be.

[@michellewalters4484]

That little giggle following his jokes is so sweet. 🐱🐱

[@SoftHeartPC]

In 20 minutes this man has summed up my life. ❤🙏👍

[@helenespechtleary106]

Mike James is so funny! Laughing is so good for the soul!

[@gregggd9168]

26 minutes of pure funny. this man is hilarious!!!

[@catbird7007]

Love his smooth, calm voice -- and his perfect timing on jokes and one-liners! New fav!

[@jascott1983]

😂🤣😂 Mike James delivered a great message through comedy! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ✅ Well done! 👍👍❤️ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work... Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?" Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !" 😂😂😂

[@jascott1983]

@@magnificentmuttley154 True. However, in comedy you will find many of the same topics covered by many comedians, however it's the personal structure, delivery cadence, and stage presence of each comedian that can continue to make these and other jokes funny. Happy Holidays to you 🧑‍🎄🎄

[@patrickmoore6973]

Definitely 5 star comedian!!!

[@sammiedavenport4715]

"Because gravity don't care!" "If I have a gun and you have a daddy long legs, you win!" 😂

[@lisapage768]

Love love love Mike James. You've gotta watch this one.

[@Withlovefrmstranger]

Yes 4:30 floor skit definetely deserved more reaction. 😂😂😂 What a Mean audience. This could be a Netflix special

[@qaasimabdullah5598]

That was phenomenal

[@floridapielady]

Now whenever I see a bug in my car I think I must’ve left the doors unlocked! 😂😂 He’s fantastic!

[@angelagreen5654]

Thoroughly enjoyed this set from beginning to end. New fan of Mike.

[@RWB20]

MOM: "I'm having natural child birth" DAD: "Oh, that's gonna hurt"😂

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank GOD for women!

[@ignatiusequality9239]

I love the callout on racism... it IS stupid!!! Awesome job, Mike James 👏

[@DM-uv3sd]

Hes fabulous, funny all the way through.

[@bobbybethune7192]

Never heard of him before, but now I will look for him now on. I had tears in my eyes. 😅 peace ✌

[@MarkCosgrove-b3p]

If a person closes their eyes, we are all the same, if not full of hate or have mental health issues. Thanks for making me laugh. 👷🤣

[@PhoenixBlacke]

First time hearing Mike James. I love this dude, his delivery is on point. Mike, if I see ya around, the hook...I mean beer is on me

[@katefree9539]

Yes!!! Mike James, we are being divided. I love and respect anyone who is a good person. We are ALL MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE. WE are all God's children and decendants of Adam and Eve, and Noah. Please don't believe that hate is everywhere. 🙏🙏🙏

[@declamatory]

What nonsense! That is not only biologically impossible, it's bibliologically illogical!

[@katefree9539]

@declamatory Someday, everyone will know the truth. You can believe whatever you choose.

[@justbinowened7634]

So happy to see older people enjoying comedy like this. This wouldn’t transfer to my grandparents. Never knew they were this hip!

[@JaniceMcGill-r6v]

His wife’s really lucky. He’s a really good looking man and he’s funny.

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thank u but I'm the lucky one. I think she lost in this deal lol

[@AC-hj9tv]

​@@ComedianMikeJamesbased reply

[@poptart144000]

The amount I screamed 😂 especially the farting in his sleep & woke himself up, I have literally done that! 😂

[@Darren_Martin]

Absolutely hilarious, 😂😂 Drybar with another banger!

[@nordicpink]

Never seen him before but he was hilarious!!! Perfect to end my long day after work!!!

[@jasoncrozier4766]

First time seeing Mike, I was impressed. Good job!

[@jameslipke354]

"If we can laugh together, we can live together." AMEN TO THAT!!!❤ This is an AWESOME comedian!!! OUTSTANDING!!!❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@matthewdeavitt9888]

I was with my wife for 7 years before we married. Been married almost 3 years now.

[@patriciacrosby5053]

Mike James, your performance was spot on. Thank you for giving me a great laugh. Hope you keep doing it. God bless and best wishes ♥️♥️🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@mikenixon2401]

Very good. I still enjoy the good clean humor.

[@robertlawson9732]

Love his words about being together ❤️

[@TheeZulu]

Very funny man! Wish him all the best in his career.

[@evastauffer4011]

Clicked on accidentally. Watched It twice! Mike brilliantly portrays everyday life into classical humor!

[@katefree9539]

Mike James, you speak truth!!! I love your humor, and you message!

[@ComedianMikeJames]

Thanks so much!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I hope to see more of his comedy! He’s great! Solid set!

[@SadelovesJesus]

First saw him on Nate Bargatze comedy special and on the Nateland podcast. He is so funny! On the stage and just talking on the pod. Funny guy, definitely a fan.

[@shannon4768]

Thanks for the tip! New-ish Bargatze fan, didn't know about Podcast or Mike 😁 Happy Christmas 🤱💖👶💖👑

[@alishaygan9844]

Hilarious comedian. So glad i came across this. Love his sense of humor

[@lisabudd5979]

Very relatable and funny ,could not stop laughing. 😂😂😂 Really made my day .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺

[@justinetrevino8550]

This guy is hilarious! I hope to see him do great things because it’s been awhile since a comedy special has kept a smile on my face and definitely awhile since I’ve laughed that hard! 👏🏼✊🏽

[@JohnSmithh644]

I'm just tall, I'm not a fork lift 😂😂😂

[@MaryannFazzone]

Finally a fantastic comedian that doesn't talk dirty and doesn't say one cuss word. How refreshing ❤

[@jz5425]

I am a white puertorican woman.....I loved his line 'earn the hate' Brilliant! 🤣

[@declamatory]

"Jews" aren't White, though.

[@beckykay9178]

I loved it! Great jokes, and great life lessons served with a huge side of humor-perfection!