Americans Eat Banned French Food

[@sterlingarcher8664]

Who the hell is leaving half-eaten candy lying around? Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[@KatDiedAgain]

HAHAAAA

[@RanOutOfSpac]

Sterling Archer Well played, sir.

[@TheGary108]

Big fan of your work, Archer

[@carsonmackey4046]

Sterling Archer why is this an account and why am I just now watching this video

[@ShadeScarecrow]

Its more the concept of HALF eaten candy that baffles me...

[@gabiluch87]

“Jake became a Dad and he got cooler” Cuts to Jake in his underpants waving a red flag HAHAHA

[@lego_minifig]

“Being a parent is like dungeons and dragons” -Sam 2018

[@awsome14619]

Is this the most popular youtube profile picture? Literally in every video there is someone with that picture.

[@jay._.diesel]

@@awsome14619 On god!!!

[@Pixel-sv1zv]

@@awsome14619 the most popular one is probably the default pfp

[@awsome14619]

@@Pixel-sv1zv Yeah true. I am just curious why every video has a comment with this profile picture.

[@Pixel-sv1zv]

@@awsome14619 because it from a fortnite meme

[@Ninja9191]

"Dad, can I go play?" "Get the dice, son"

[@mangimewhite94]

"Dad, can I go to a friend's house?" "Roll D20 for deception, son"

[@NuttoBoy]

Stealth check, dont forget stealth check

[@lukek6605]

You enter the playground Roll initiative

[@zarrouguilucas2585]

Spreading the foie gras on the bread and compare it to dog's food. In the South West of France you can go to jail for that.

[@samdayak427]

...good to know...

[@NovaTheDark]

C'est pas du pâté de foie d'ailleurs?

[@jaimel88]

I love le sud-ouest! Coeur de canard and baguettes of just foie gras, and double-fisting cheap cocktails while watching a bullfight during the feria....good times

[@gabrielfestini]

Anywhere in France dude 😂

[@christianholmes7788]

@PAPER not if you live where it's made but th second you import it the price triples

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Nico's concern for Jake at the end seemed so... legit. You could feel the "oh no."

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

I’m just commenting to let you know this has 260 likes

[@mcordovadarthwolf666]

Aaaand this was the last time the Corridor Boys were seen alive... rumor says that members of Peta stormed the Corridor's facilities and force fed everyone until they died

[@aeyvan]

Pâté*

[@Mathew_01]

Nah, they would hold them off with their nerf guns

[@danielhong6487]

*fed* (i think)

[@danielhong6487]

NVM

[@captaindeadward9620]

They would euthanize them because peta does more of that than actual rescue

[@lourensed]

The production value just keeps going up on these ones how do you manage the regular uploads

[@DavidVonRiesen]

They bust their balls harder each time.

[@ConnorLipke]

These are essentially behind the scenes vlogs. They can maintain decent production value with minimum editing because it's in a vlog style.

[@kaseygagnon8987]

Lourens Iiiiii

[@parkproductionsaus]

when your vlogs perform better than your actual productions, you find a way to speed up the process

[@CharlieLord]

Next time, the instruments will be tuned before the Patreon shoutouts ;)

[@r4z0r84]

If driver taught me anything San Francisco has 45 degree roads lol

[@alystair]

Is it weird that at this point I don't care about the end result of all their hard work, but more so the process of getting there, the nonsense that happens behind the scenes, and the real talk interspersed throughout? Happy to be a patron as long as this channel continues :)

[@KP-kd4kp]

I like those black bars in the sarcastic moments 😂

[@Sebassie]

Baby: "Let me roll to see how well I take this apple sauce." *rolls critical fail* *pukes*

[@camman1056]

Foie gras is unethical not because of the method of force feeding, you're basically forcing the bird's liver to become cirrhotic to the point where it becomes fatty. The amount of fat on the liver seen naturally isn't as profound as those that undergo force feeding. Also there's the subject of common practices of abuse to the birds, including wiring the beak shut to ensure that regurgitated food can't be expelled. btw I've had Foie gras, I'm not a mega-vegan

[@malfaroangel3896]

Well given they gonna die within the week….

[@fnk86]

CMIKE IS THE NICEST DUDE

[@TiagoWazzup]

:D

[@precursor301]

Cmike does the nicest poos

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

@@precursor301 Naturally, since he is the nicest

[@ShaddoII]

I've been glancing at this channel and only really watching Node for the past 2-3 years...so I've been binging on Corridor Crew the last few days...it's Great.

[@hRDLAification]

Its so bizarre to see someone eating pate when they don't even know what it is :D

[@TiagoWazzup]

yah I know what you mean, I live in portugal

[@bendeguzcsoka3890]

hRDLA , but the stupid stuff they say makes me cringe so hard :S

[@vantave9946]

Them calling it “meat butter” physically hurt lol, and I live in the US

[@Sadzeih]

It's not pâté ! It's foie gras

[@hRDLAification]

basically same shit, one is just more fancy :D

[@drcaiius]

That calm "oh no" at the end there was perfect.

[@LeSalonDeFlo]

Actually, you don't necessarily have to force-feed geese to make foie gras. But of course, the process is waaaaaaay longer. That's why so many people resort to force-feeding.

[@TacoPoweredMatt]

There's a Michael Pollan documentary that highlighted a french farmer that makes foie gras the traditional way. He created a goose sanctuary and the geese just land and chill on his land gorging themselves on the food occurring naturally as part of their migration path. So long as there's readily available food, they just stick around, fattening themselves. Foie gras is amazing, and if you can source it well, you don't need to feel bad about any ethical issues.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Honestly i love animals, i work with dogs, people who abuse pets are monsters .. But it's weird people would balk at fois gras like, it's okay to kill the duck and eat it, but not force feed it before death? Seems kind of silly. What does it matter how you feed them before they're butchered for tasty liver meat?

[@zaikhu]

You know what, what Sam said was a great video idea! How about a video of video game heroes in their retirement age? Old Mario saving old Peach, Breath of the Wild Link sleeping for 100 years but actually aged. Then tried the things they usually do but they miserably fail at them. I think it would be hilarious :D

[@colewagner4149]

You guys are all great role models for young filmmakers. I've been nervous about growing up and having adult responsibilities but it's incredibly reassuring to see you all tackle those things head on with a smile on your face and still enjoying life.

[@jacobmills7901]

Jake: *falls* Niko: oh no.

[@JacobCarlson]

Wren, you'd appreciate this bit of trivia considering your convo at 7:37: The three of the steepest roads in the world are in LA with the steepest (Eldred St) having an incline of 33.30%

[@sierralvx]

Sam comparing having a kid to D&D was actually super adorable.

[@OFFFishing]

Gotta love meat butter

[@KristenRobertskris10lr]

Yes.

[@Absquatulationist]

"fr-ants" I really like that pun.

[@Ramash440]

My dad's cool enough, but I'll be damned if he was the GM of my life. "Alright, roll 2d20 to determine your monthly allowance. Aaaaand that's a critfail."

[@Nate3417]

Wren: "There are no roads in existence right now that are like 45° angles." I live in St. John's. There are.

[@cleve741]

There is no such thing as a street with a 30 degree angle. So a 30 degree angle is a 57.7% grade, meaning for every 100 feet you go forward, you go up 57.7. The steepest street in the world is only 37% or 35% (there is some dispute whether its Canton Ave. in Pittsburgh or Baldwin street in New Zealand)

[@EpicWinNoob]

"Americans eat 1 banned French food, then talk about another thing being produced entirely"

[@tredbobek]

"It's just weird to taste meat without the meat texture" Welcome to eastern europe student dorms (cheap canned meat usually looks like "meat butter", but it's kinda good. I like pork liver paste)

[@vivi_mage7232]

Omg 9:53 Sam is a hardcore D&D player

[@concornerdoesthings4923]

can't wait when Sam's kid finds out their father thought of their life as a Dungeons and dragons game

[@BenrSuri]

Sam is my favorite. Congrats man, Being a dad rocks. Sometimes I feel like it's the only good thing I've done with my life. You'll be a great Dad

[@acethekobold]

You know it’s a good day when Sam and Niko uploads! Keep it up you guys! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@FlorianFahrenberger]

@Sam: Being a parent is kind of like DnD. In that if you start playing every day, you encounter questions like "What? Where did all my time go?", "I really should take a shower, but when?", "Man, how do I find the time to get enough sleep?"... But it's just soooo much fun to play.

[@HarriRobins]

Well, I don't agree with the production of that, but at the same time I'm sure it tastes nice.

[@PosProductions]

Harry Robins We have it here in Lithuania, yes it does taste very good but the production is more then inhumane.

[@matthieulucas9059]

Harry Robins It doesn't.. honestly knowing how it's made makes it disgusting... (And it just doesn't taste great at all) Source : am french

[@rights9620]

Well, same tought on it, but being French, I can tell you that with some pain d'épices ( gingerbread, with cinamon and honey ) and some jam ( fig especially or orange ), it's pretty fucking good. I'll never go away tho', it's part of french food culture for centuries.

[@rivengle]

Which is why it’s a good target for lab grown meat.

[@acidule445]

It's fucking delicious, everyone in France eats it for big occasions.

[@Drakari21]

Lots of people said the same exact thing when I was about to have my first kid. Thing is; I still enjoy all the things I used to enjoy, but now I have the added enjoyment of teaching and helping someone else learn and experience all of the fun things I do for the first time. First few weeks are rough, but you'll get through it. Kids are awesome.

[@Rapidfire44ever]

Sam your take on being a father is awesome. Your D&D analogy help me relax a little as I am in the same boat as you, and the call can come anyday.

[@KoiBoiRoi]

"Playing DM in this kid's life." That actually made me more excited for the day I have kids lol

[@2moose4u]

12:38 you can sense the genuine care that Niko has

[@machpf]

with the amount of work thats always being done, who edits the Sam and Niko videos?

[@antoineaudras]

Aw man, wine in plastic cups.. You broke my little french heart...

[@Carbon2861996]

They didn't do a dinnng.

[@wolfwing5602]

That musical callout to the patrons was much better than the last time you guys tried that.

[@THEinSEnDeaieri]

Wren, A previous landlord of mine had these three little shitzus who ate this HQ specialty dog food. It had more and better ingredients than what most of us eat on a daily basis (including yam) - and no weird ingredients either. I tried it one day and it ended up being really good. Not something I'd eat for dinner but for something we often gawk at just the mention of it was definitely palatable.

[@paterickbrennan]

these guys are helping me to make better skits. and my skits need LOTS of help

[@Chris-ug4zz]

I can not wait for his kid to grow up and see this vid and be like "you raised me like someone playing D&D?"

[@tuffguysdontlook]

11:53 lmao you guys should do a short skit like no one remembers who Sam is and he trying to remind everyone. Have him dressed in dad clothes or something :D

[@shanecringle3693]

You guys are becoming almost a TV show its AMAZING

[@origamichamp]

I hope sam comes in after 2 weeks of parenthood in full old-person cosmetics and actually does the bit

[@greenlemon9155]

Usually we eat foie gras (i love when you say that) for christmas, or to celebrate the new years

[@FAKUZONE]

I'm french and this was hilarious to watch. Love you guys

[@ariholder4762]

7:45 you’re correct! The steepest street in the world resides in Dunedin, New Zealand witch has %35 gradient.

[@ninaa4192]

Came here for the banned food, stayed for Niko's biology lesson about geese.

[@CptToro08]

Am I missing Corridor Crew's DnD videos? Because I just watched them for 20 minutes playing Jenga I imagine their DnD sessions would be fun to watch too

[@MaxwellRodgers]

I miss all this videos, love when they were singing how nick is like *shrugs, yeah* when Joke sings about his grey hair, lol

[@Jimhxlland]

Don’t understand how someone can speak so enthusiastically about fois gras

[@bentdisks]

wooo! new Corridor member. Super excited for you Sam you're going to make a great dad!

[@rustyalley9161]

niko wins most concerned friend award at the end there 'oh no'

[@frostyis_2217]

I love your comparison of D&D to having a kid (Not a joke I actually really like it)

[@patrickcook2013]

in case you're wondering at 6:57 its a 20 x 20 so "over 100" is actually 400 times he says "over 100".... public service announcement

[@timgordon2620]

Fun fact the steepest residential street in the world is found in New Zealand in Dunedin and it’s called Baldwin Street! At its maximum the slope is at 19 degrees/35%

[@mouseman225]

Wren: "I have no idea what that is" Also Wren, 12 seconds later: "So, it's the way they force feed them to fatten up the liver that makes it illegal right?"

[@SirWrender]

It's almost like stuff happens between cuts in a video... like... explanations

[@NessaOfDorthonion]

I was also slightly confused at this

[@BlakeAllenTaylor]

"ARE WE DRINKING ON THE JOB?". Well, I have to tell you that I noticed that on top of fridge, from the Mikey Juice video, there happens to be rum and various other liquid goodness.

[@geoduet5461]

Niko, if you ever go back to France (and I'm sure you will), try the "galette" in a "crêperie" ! It's like a giant pancake, but salty and stuffed with delicious ham and everything you can put into it !

[@Chezetoats]

I'm loving this video style, great work!

[@derpsterswag6455]

acting at the end was great lol

[@user-lv6rn9cf8m]

Literally every fancy restaurant in the US is breaking the law with their Beluga caviar, European cheeses made from unpasteurized milk and specific charcuteries. But, also no. There's as high quality foie gras from Spain that's got nothing to do with force feeding.

[@masterimbecile]

Must be nice to have your Later in names sung back at you in their soft, velvety voices.

[@cryinthewood]

Nice to see that periphery shirt sam

[@TheCalebh3]

Every time he wears a Periphery shirt, Sam gets 50x cooler in my eyes.

[@Tresla]

I too like Periphery. I too am called Phil.

[@MichaelPallada]

That D&D analogy was actually on point!

[@EricChoiniere]

I used to live near a restaurant that specializes in fois gras. One way they prepare it is in a sealed jar they put in their dishwasher.

[@ClawTheZin]

Fun Fact: there are 400 of those Split Screens at time Stamp 6:59 in the Video

[@Nothen]

I really like the DM analogy, it actually works super well.

[@benstapleton5319]

I just thought I'd put this out here. Regarding the ant problem: it is best to put cinnamon around their entrance (where the ants are entering the kitchen). For some reason, they won't cross the cinnamon pile.

[@gummybrad]

Sam repping the Periphery merch I APPROVE

[@paulkim6631]

Looks a lot like Speed Racer. That might be hard to top but I'm happy you guys are getting more ambitious!

[@ajklima5446]

See, that’s why I love the videos from this channel. I didn’t NEED to know this information, but I’m glad that I am now educated.

[@Inherentlyzoe]

Fun fact: the steepest public street in the US is Canton street in pittsburgh pa, and it has a 37% gradient

[@joshuahagerman6171]

Sam wearing a Periphery shirt gives me life

[@philips.5563]

Hey Sam. Being a dad is awesome. Be aware that you may become oddly susceptible to feels for a while. My oldest is four and I still get weirdly choked up when I sing to her.

[@jeromeciarkowski1367]

Best of luck to you, your wife, and Baby G, Sam! And way to be a spontaneous, cool boss-Niko. I bet that little gesture was much appreciated!

[@Rhygenix]

As a Canadian, I eat this stuff all the time. It is soo good. But if you ever want to eat something that is less illegal in California, try eating some Braunschweiger pate.

[@coffeecuprobot2802]

Big fan of pate but froie gras always tasted weird to me , I was raised on the continent so it was fairly normal, really was put off it when I learned how it was made. Years ago I was working for Whole Foods for their media in one of their locations and when I was on the shop floor was witness to a lady red in the face with anger cause we didn’t sell froie gras and when it was explained to her how it was made and it goes against the ethos of the store, she proceeded to get the manager and yell at him and she simple couldn’t understand how it could be called in humane.

[@gamercatztv5456]

"oh no" -niko towards jake falling on the floor

[@GTechOfficial]

Lol Niko at the end. "Oh no..." XD

[@iannismccluskey9219]

Sam preparing to DM his child's life is sooooooooooo cute ! :-)

[@chop2201]

i love your fucking videos its like christmas everytime you upload

[@victorbowman4247]

That bit about the candy was the description of pure evil

[@middreco]

Wren, there are streets that are 45 degree angles. There are quite a few in Cali, Colombia🇨🇴 because the city was built on the side of a mountain.

[@thenicodem9469]

Hello from the Baguette Kingdom ! Love your work !

[@mechanelawesome]

So by some chance I ended up working with Sam's brother in law! 😀 Congrats on the kiddo Sam! Love your guy's Content I've been subbed for a few years now!

[@zachkempin7313]

Starting to feel like the old vlogs again-Keep it up!

[@shanecringle3693]

there is a road that is VERY STEEP in laguna beach, i got my VW Buggy stuck on the hill trying to go down

[@m1a1abramstank49]

Everyone talking about the Pate but Barry anyone talking about the absolute sin of eating half a party sized candy

[@MattDeras]

12:40 Channeling the way a Canadian would say “oh no”

[@tungstudforu]

I recommend getting as much sleep as you can. The first couple months are brutal if you have to wake up every couple hours to feed and what not.

[@ninorpronin]

I know of Foie Gras, but didn't know what it tastes like. From your description it sounds like it tastes like german Leberwurst ("Liversausage" in english), which shouldn't be illegal in California.

[@epos6628]

Hey Wren, look up Baldwin Street in Dunedin New Zealand, I think you'll find that Sam's 45 degree street isn't that unrealistic.

[@SafetyCocoon]

Favorited & love it because of Sam's parallel to DnD & Parenthood ;) So awesome to see you guys growing into families!!!!!