We do swear a lot here. It is why we don't need therapy for everything.
@southerncomfortuk2 жыл бұрын
😂 indeed ha ha 👍
@tillymynt90542 жыл бұрын
😂
@jonblazeinc2 жыл бұрын
Swearing calmed my nerves from the age of 7 😂
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
That's actually so true, it's scientifically proven to relieved stress, I effing love it! 🥰
@KiwikimNZ2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! True !
@nuggetbunny55517 ай бұрын
In the UK, when you see a vehicle broken down/stranded in a place of any inconvenience it is the LAW you must state to the driver : “you cant park there mate” before driving past
@lilskipper46836 ай бұрын
Or you hit them with the "in a bit of a pickle?" 😂😂😂
@RuEleanor073 ай бұрын
Should’ve gone to Specsavers
@JulieLevingeАй бұрын
Wank stain is one of my favourites👍
@sueq68 күн бұрын
hahahaha
@christinewilkinson24247 ай бұрын
'Knobhead' is one of my personal favourites. Makes me proud to be English and of my fellow Brits 👏 🏴🇬🇧
@Pinkbubble7027 ай бұрын
And Bell end! 😂
@BossTweed697 ай бұрын
And tossa 😅@@Pinkbubble702
@fairlyvague826 ай бұрын
Tosser 👍🏼
@LETMino856 ай бұрын
Fuck my ass 😂 Knobhead is great, also for me as a non-english native.
@RooRichy6 ай бұрын
@@LETMino85fucking class mate
@honestyjustice60969 ай бұрын
I'm a middle-aged English woman, I don't drive, This video is brilliant and has been a real eye-opener. The swearing is as normal as breathing during road trips in UK. Its something we are raised to become accustomed to from birth onwards. Even when parents/adults rarely swear at home or in everyday interactions, it's totally normal when travelling in cars. I've never met anyone, child or adult who has ever been shocked or offended by drivers swearing and ranting.. As I watch a lot of American dashcam and body cam videos. I must admit I HAD noticed the .ack of swearing and found it a bit odd. More like this please.
@sarahhale-pearson5337 ай бұрын
I’m an ex-pat living in Canada… my kids know that “ what’s said in the car, stays in the car”.
@Missdoubletrouble5417 ай бұрын
So true. Love your comment!😊
@Missdoubletrouble5417 ай бұрын
@@sarahhale-pearson533That says it all!😂🤣😂
@valerienorton4371Ай бұрын
My work colleague always wanted me to travell with to and from work, 1 for the laughter 2 she couldn't get her words out if cut up on the road. I was very vocal using extra gestures for good measure. Having a northern accent in the south of England always sounds good, it's harsher and harder to understand. By the way no one can take a drivers test or get in a car until they've passed the theory road test. There are 6 types of toad in UK, and prat speeding down that country Rd shouldn't have been going over 30, slower around a blind bend. Hope all this helps
@andrewthomas4057 ай бұрын
Swearing is a national sport in the Uk ..we have refined it ..elevate it and own it 👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@baldieman646 ай бұрын
And then we blame it on the French...
@andrewthomas4056 ай бұрын
@@baldieman64 nice finish ..just as it should be
@antonironstag50854 ай бұрын
I thought we Irish loved to curse but the British turned it into an art form
@lancecougar2 жыл бұрын
As a British driver I approve of all these phrases.
@lizcollinson26922 жыл бұрын
It is missing cockwomble though.
@hArtyTruffle2 жыл бұрын
I concur 😂
@theglowingnugget79992 жыл бұрын
Same
@64endlesslove2 жыл бұрын
I do too...
@fluffystarafina2 жыл бұрын
As a British driver, I've used all these phrases 🤣
@Rorigregspace2 жыл бұрын
Here in the UK we are literally taught to pass the test. We swear that much because the roads are rammed full of pricks who don't have a clue.
@holliswilliams84262 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't drive, I would just get angry with people doing shit like this.
@ellenmendoza72462 жыл бұрын
No we enjoy swearing a lot
@JwD1632 жыл бұрын
Especially the daft cunt stopping in the middle lane of a motorway to change lanes XD
@CaptainSkyMT2 жыл бұрын
@Kam fr, he calls them blind even tho the other drivers who cut in or drive fast are in the wrong.
@SKBKER2 жыл бұрын
@Kam Exactly what I was thinking
@gangsta8912 жыл бұрын
A tosser is the same as a wanker by the way just 30% less rude haha
@lemonandgrimetv2 жыл бұрын
Very well described. Is like the PG version of wanker
@martinfox34782 жыл бұрын
Other variations include, to "toss off", "a toss pot" and an "ultimate tosser"
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😅^^^
@dopiaza2006 Жыл бұрын
Audi drivers are Tossers, BMW drivers are Wankers. I have one of each. It's amazing I have any eyesight left at all!
@ImOvervalued7 ай бұрын
@@martinfox3478 Thank you for expanding my vocab for when I visit the UK 😂👍
@clairendarren Жыл бұрын
My personal favourite "come on! You'd get a fucking bus through there" lol
@jonjames73287 ай бұрын
Commedy reply is “but it’s not a bus”.
@dianeosborne21477 ай бұрын
I actually used “ you can get a fucking tank through there “ yesterday..!
@dianeosborne21477 ай бұрын
Also I haven’t heard anyone use “wankstain” ! This is up there on my sweary list !
@clairendarren7 ай бұрын
@@dianeosborne2147 😂😂 I've never heard that before lmao
@dianeosborne21477 ай бұрын
@@clairendarren I use it fairly often…depends on the wankery of the offending driver !
@susanbroddle91077 ай бұрын
Americans would never pass the British driving test.
@MelAtlNP6 ай бұрын
By the looks of it, neither would a lot of Brits.
@aronoelgr6 ай бұрын
They cannot drive a car with manual gearing, enough said.
@Athena752-r6h6 ай бұрын
I know I wouldn’t!
@crapcase39856 ай бұрын
British drivers wouldn't either, the first thing I learned when I started driving was how utterly shit and careless most drivers are.
@rivvvers5 ай бұрын
Not a chance
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
I know it's wrong but this fills me with pride 🇬🇧
@jayneyboing12 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha me too. 😂
@DaenerysUchiha2 жыл бұрын
Same 😅
@DaenerysUchiha2 жыл бұрын
@d hey nobody like u
@ohwellwhateverr2 жыл бұрын
@d Why? These are quality Anglo Saxon phrases
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
@@ohwellwhateverr also swearing is actually scientifically proven to release stress and reduce violence so it's a win win 🏆
@timcliffsmith2 жыл бұрын
The guy on the right of the panel is a menace. You can't just stop on a motorway, and you can't just switch lanes on a two-lane road, and a double white line means no overtaking.
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
I can understand that, as he doesn't have the sense to know that wearing a hood and then trying to use headphones is extremely foolish. Headphones on the inside maybe?
@CherryLipgloss10002 жыл бұрын
Yup, the guys would definitely be under the dickhead class of drivers here. Wanker.
@Stringer13ell2 жыл бұрын
"Switch lanes dumbass." Oh the irony
@April11lily2 жыл бұрын
I thought this 😂 heaven help the passengers in his car
@MikaPauliHakkinen9899 Жыл бұрын
100% correct. He’s having a go at the drivers who were in the right while thinking the idiots pulling ridiculously dangerous manoeuvres were somehow correct?!? Like the white Transit van that flew across a junction from right to left when the dashcam driver’s lane (and the one next to them) were clearly moving forwards because they had right of way. Saying “what, he didn’t see that?” is one of the most stupid things I’ve *ever* heard!! I did well not to swear then 😉
@sarahhale-pearson5337 ай бұрын
As a British ex-pat in Canada, this was a delightful nostalgic treat, also to hear you guys say ‘bell-end’. Please say bollocks!
@melissawright1979 Жыл бұрын
You can't beat a good old fashioned "Faaaaacking hellll!"
@kiddmakow30957 ай бұрын
As a sweary Brit driver I think k id say ‘Bellend’ is my favourite, not insanely rude, but certainly adequate
@Isthisbetterdouche7 ай бұрын
Mine was “SHITTING PEUGEOT!” 😂
@kennybevan117 ай бұрын
@blahblahblah563 that ones gone down in meme history
@Athena752-r6h6 ай бұрын
What does it mean?
@kennybevan116 ай бұрын
@Supernova752 bellend? Technically 2 words but they're joined together 'bell' and 'end', means the end part of a penis (because of the shape). Consider yourself educated lol
@kiddmakow30956 ай бұрын
@@Athena752-r6h Bell end? It refers to the glans penis, the helmet. So literally calling someone a penis tip
@F1andfootballfan1442 жыл бұрын
I love being British and seeing Americans reacting to stuff like this 😂. I’m used to it 😂
@AndyRew22 жыл бұрын
First Southampton fan to send respect to a Portsmouth fan, have a nice Day And Wish you luck for the rest of the season :)
@GPA_Karting2 жыл бұрын
Same, pup ppu 🔵🔵
@BritishReaction2 жыл бұрын
@@GPA_Karting Funny there is 5k views and 4 of us at least are from the same place ish lol
@F1andfootballfan1442 жыл бұрын
@@BritishReaction probably more but just haven’t commented lol
@alexraptors952 жыл бұрын
Must be something going on here. Pup 💙💙
@hArtyTruffle2 жыл бұрын
My Dad, even though he was born in Bermondsey, South London, aspired to being a bit “posh”. I never heard him swear. His choice of words when trying to insult someone, were worthy of laughing tears though. He was once so angry with Ted Heath on the telly, he threw his slipper at the screen, calling him a syphilitic hermaphrodite. 🤭 R.I.P. Dad ❤
@siobhanoliver37672 жыл бұрын
Your dad is a legend that’s hilarious 😂
@hArtyTruffle2 жыл бұрын
@@siobhanoliver3767 He was a bit of a legend indeed. Thankyou 🤭
@ruthbriggs53722 жыл бұрын
What a beautiful insult! 😆
@CliveBilby2 жыл бұрын
Fudge! and Horlicks! are my go to swear words
@andrewhunter67082 жыл бұрын
Oh my word, I’m in stitches. Your dad rocked!
@249lemming2 жыл бұрын
No one swears as eloquently and inventively as us brits. Proud. 👏🇬🇧
@clivenewman4810 Жыл бұрын
Absofuckinglutely.
@Mick2184 Жыл бұрын
Us brits are the best swearers
@inquisitive6786 Жыл бұрын
Inventively? Its always the same 8 words💀 you want inventive? Go to the balkans
@Deleted11100 Жыл бұрын
@@inquisitive6786 nor
@TheTutu1000 Жыл бұрын
The Scots have THE most inventive swear words , I’m from Surrey but I now before them
@Whippy997 ай бұрын
The London and Northern accents are the best! 😂 This kind of makes me feel proud to be British. We do swear quite a lot! 😊 Not even sorry.
@duvalian6 ай бұрын
I never hear the term ‘COCKWOMBLE’ in any of these lol, a word I’ve come to use quite often 🤣
@matmul48502 жыл бұрын
Fair play your man on the right is fkn clueless 😂😂😂
@pegaz65292 жыл бұрын
There's standard swearing in the UK as you've pointed out. If you hear some creative words you've never heard before, then you know they're properly pissed off (angry).
@kianhardy87022 жыл бұрын
Yep definitely 🇬🇧
@russellfrancis629410 ай бұрын
It's all in the voice tone.
@johnbagwell32262 жыл бұрын
lmao 3.10''what is that road?'' its a country lane where u can just squeeze by another car or one of the drivers will have to reverse to let the other car through so u can both be on ur way. City folk panic going through these.
@elhomo64062 жыл бұрын
I mean some of these would make any drivers panic. I've seen a lane where the mirrors were touching the shrubbery on either side
@PeterLarter812 жыл бұрын
💯
@cleggy18722 жыл бұрын
No lighting also speed limit of 60mph on these roads
@elhomo64062 жыл бұрын
@@cleggy1872 just have to keep flashing your headlights so people can actually see you coming
@richarddimeck45782 жыл бұрын
@@elhomo6406 yeah thats only in the pitch black though when you're going at 60
@The_Oracle_of_time Жыл бұрын
Nobody swears like the Brits.
@toastofcinder35477 ай бұрын
I think the Aussies give us a run for our money 🤣
@samurai2emporor7 ай бұрын
Was gonna say! Our cousins over the pond definitely took the profanity gene with them down under
@hevchip7417 ай бұрын
Have you heard the Aussies or Kiwis, their language can be very volourful
@serinadelmar60127 ай бұрын
@@toastofcinder3547 exactly what I was going to say, Aussies and Brits! 😂
@sarahbachmann6497 ай бұрын
You should really hear the Spanish though...
@ianwilliam3811 Жыл бұрын
Makes me proud to be British and your reactions are hysterical boys.
@ruthbriggs53722 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you got to hear all our 'greatest hits' 😂
@Preview432 жыл бұрын
There's almost nothing quite as entertaining as a pure, unadulterated swear session caught on dashcam. Primal emotions unleashed!
@Pomdownuder2 жыл бұрын
Feckin' oath
@eddavanleemputten92322 жыл бұрын
A former colleague of mine once called an idiot driver a “f*cking limp-d*icked idiot w*anker of a saltless booger with bad DNA”. Perfectly understanding since the idiot in question almost hit him after running a red light. I love the boundless creativity of British swearing. The Scottish are the absolute champions of creative swearing in the entire United Kingdom IMHO. The colleague in question went on for a bit longer but I was trying too hard not to laugh whilst getting my heartbeat under control as well to understand it all. There were references to ancestry associated with limp wrinkly carrots and oxygen-starved embryos as well. Absolutely brilliant. I was in awe. Another time I heard someone being referred to as several handfuls of raisins short for a Christmas pudding. 😂
@chaos60 Жыл бұрын
I was in an English taxi cab and a cyclist came up and started swearing at the driver for not slowing down. The drive fought with him and it was pretty funny.
@rosco46596 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd enjoy watching someone else enjoy watching us lot swear. I even recognised a few of the roads - absolutely beaming with pride!!!!!
@WiMac632 жыл бұрын
This is all of me, when driving my bus around the great British streets. You should see the passengers faces. Pure class. I smiled watching this video.
@j9lorna2 жыл бұрын
Uk roads were pretty much made for horse and carts, especially in the older cities. Many havent changed since the Romans invaded. Plus, we are a little island by comparison and space is at a premium.
@kikiursalone2 жыл бұрын
The "Jesus wept" took me out 😂😂😂😂
@kiddmakow30957 ай бұрын
07:50. I think he say what a F- Plum, bit old fashioned but classic
@katyhughes67406 ай бұрын
' F Fucks sake' is definitely from Yorkshire 😂😂
@priscillaroberts79452 жыл бұрын
I learnt to swear at my pappys knee. He was a sailor who, without drawing breath, could swear with venom and unbeaten inventiveness without repeating himself for 5 minutes straight. I am both proud and blessed. Lol.
@iangrice3292 жыл бұрын
Yep, my dad was a sailor and a minor, my mother was a factory worker with a black country family so my vocabulary was colourful and varied from an early age 😀
@joannicholson30302 жыл бұрын
What a man!
@rebeccagranger301 Жыл бұрын
Amazing 😂
@tsimeone2 жыл бұрын
Swearing is part of our every day speach. Work and personal.. 😂
@Lee-wv8vn7 ай бұрын
*Speech ironically
@tsimeone7 ай бұрын
@@Lee-wv8vn well spotted 🫣😂
@richardedgar96702 жыл бұрын
I was in New York this year and the guy driving us back to the airport did say that he thought UK drivers were better as he learned in Oman from a Scottish instructor and what he taught him easily set him up for New York and he’d been there for 40 years.
@littleboots98002 жыл бұрын
Lol. I'm Scottish and lived in Oman as a kid and my mum took her test there. It involved driving forward, then reversing a bit and then going around some cement filled barrels.😄 My dad was sat in the back, (had to be there, being in a car with a man that wasn't your husband wasn't done,) so nerve wracking enough, and watched by a gang of old men debating amongst themselves if she'd pass. She did, but failed when she had to retake in the UK, lol.
@Neenie19767 ай бұрын
We do rage swear a lot in our cars, especially about Sunday drivers lol
@lougriffths58317 ай бұрын
My children used to warn their friends about my language in the car, 🤭 One of my youngest sons first words was from me in the car, thankfully it was 'go go go' at junctions. 😂
@OpenHeart802 жыл бұрын
My sister moved from the uk to the states, she has confirmed you all can’t drive, plus we have different rules like no undertaking on motorways. It’s incredibly hard to pass your test in the uk, but yeah we still have idiots on the road here.
@patterdale43322 жыл бұрын
You are allowed to undertake from the 2nd lane
@julieparry38882 жыл бұрын
If someone is sticking in the middle lane which is illegal its so hard not to undertake just to show them.
@thatdude1232 жыл бұрын
A UK person telling Americans we can't drive? What a weird perspective.
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
If you are travelling at the speed limit, or under, it is legal to pass in the nearside lane. The outer lanes are overtaking lanes. Once an overtake has been completed move to the left when safe to do so.
@theairbornemuffin71112 жыл бұрын
@@thatdude123 u cant tho. we dont just drive, we fight. Get some roundabouts first. Also it's called an indicator, not turn signal or a blinker.
@paddymallory40802 жыл бұрын
Just a normal day on the road for us in the U.K. 😂
@staceyblain67572 жыл бұрын
Wait theres such thing as an automatic car
@simonebye87892 жыл бұрын
YEP just a normal day🤣🤣
@jaydub25462 жыл бұрын
@@staceyblain6757 yes even in the UK...
@tizzas12322 жыл бұрын
We Brits need to use our traditional swearwords more. Bloody, bollocks, bellend...etc. Don't want them dying out 😁
@heather.04762 жыл бұрын
At 7:50 he called him a "plum". Plum is another word for idiot and fool, though it's usually more friendly. It's like silly-billy, numpty, plonker, muppet, etc.
@Simon1985_2 жыл бұрын
Can also mean “bollock” lol
@samanthmerry2639 Жыл бұрын
What you don't see in these video clips are all the hand signals that go along with all the swearing especially for "wanker" and "tosser" 🤣🤣 I've just come across your channel and love watching how you all react to our comedians here in the UK and stuff like British drivers swearing, it makes me laugh seeing your reactions, great videos guys 👍
@Inconsistent-Dogwash2 жыл бұрын
I love when their so angry that they don’t know what swear word to choose lol
@blackdragoncyrus2 жыл бұрын
they're
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
@@blackdragoncyrus who are you? The effing grammar police?
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
@@hanselmansell7555 Upset that someone wants to stop the dumbing down of the planet? What's your problem?
@r-1712 жыл бұрын
I swear that us Brits only actually have, like, 7 swear words in total, but we have so many variants and combinations for them that we never run out.
@cpb19982 жыл бұрын
6:10 Did you actually just suggest that the driver should've suddenly switched lanes when the other car legally needs to give way... that could've been dangerous to the traffic behind lol.
@michaelmclachlan16502 жыл бұрын
You can't tell if there's something in the right lane either. Plenty of clips out there showing somebody swerving an collecting the vehicle alongside.
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmclachlan1650 It becomes the domino effect.
@mulrich2 жыл бұрын
The right lane is oncoming traffic.
@dopiaza2006 Жыл бұрын
It's a 2 way road - unless someone was overtakig them the right lane would have been fine.
@damedusa5107 Жыл бұрын
@@dopiaza2006 it’s not, the is a large island separating the oncoming traffic, this is a dual carriage way, not a 2 way road
@cogboy3023 ай бұрын
First time me and a mate saw a Nissan Leaf (fully electric) sat, broke down at the side of the road in the UK, with a breakdown wagon parked up behind it, we stopped and asked if they wanted us to bring them an extension cord. The answer was not very polite.
@NikkigandCo7 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than listening to Scot’s swearing in driving videos 😂 makes me a little less homesick. Would probably be quite difficult for most to understand half of it but it’s hilarious 😂
@freyallarganswald47462 жыл бұрын
I’m Scottish with an English husband I still find it funny when he swears in his English accent 😂😂 That narrow road is what we call an unclassified road. They are mainly in the countryside in farming areas. There are thousands of them here lol. Slightly wider road is B class and main roads are A class. When I hear Americans swearing it sounds really strange coz u guys use different swear words to us. A “tosser”is a wanker . Thanks guys for this 😂
@CEP732 жыл бұрын
Great way to hear the huge range of British isles accents!!
@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart2 жыл бұрын
This guy on the right is a genius…switch lanes into oncoming traffic😂
@House0fHoot2 жыл бұрын
Kid on the right is so immature, what a knacker!
@Stringer13ell2 жыл бұрын
Hes a proper spacker
@dopiaza2006 Жыл бұрын
There was no oncoming traffic
@YourNameHere1k Жыл бұрын
5:25 he’s laughing all the way to the bank 😂
@tonytwobins4964 Жыл бұрын
No other cuntry in the world can beat us at swearing .This morning I got my paper in.local shop and got greeted by " what the fuck are you doing up at this time ,have you shit the bed ? " that was off the shop female owner .
@user-id9bf7hn4v2 жыл бұрын
Whoever made this comp is elite, I’m from london and this made me laugh still🤣
@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering2 жыл бұрын
There are still an awful lot of roads in this country that are actually adapted 18th century tracks no less , with very little room for passing 👍🏴
@dannyk23762 жыл бұрын
No-one swears quite like us brits…proud moment
@keithkearns932 жыл бұрын
Us Aussies will give you a run for your money.
@mehallica6662 жыл бұрын
@@keithkearns93 Came here to comment on the Aussies. And I'm English. Keep up the good profanity work over there.
@keithkearns932 жыл бұрын
@@mehallica666 Will do . I practice every day.
@inquisitive6786 Жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child
@Neenie19767 ай бұрын
Our driving test is one of the hardest in the world. Also most of our cars are manual unlike most American cars are automatic
@Amberful90 Жыл бұрын
And the majority of us drive manual (stick) in the UK. Which is actual driving.
@BattleMatt2 жыл бұрын
Nobody swears like us Brits, it's a way of life. Funnily enough everyone seems to swear with a cockney/Essex accent no matter where you're from...
@1chish2 жыл бұрын
Ah well the Essex swearing makes two words out of each swearword as in "Fook Inn Wan Kerr!" Double the value.
@southerncomfortuk2 жыл бұрын
😂 true
@cgat19552 жыл бұрын
Ah you’ve not been to Manchester then? 😉 I blame my swearing on my Irish husband, if you go to Eire the F word is just a normal word, I lived there 5 years so I picked it up so to speak 😂
@_ArmIa Жыл бұрын
It’s true! I’m from the West Country, Scottish on my dad’s side, but whenever I get heated I always seem to lapse into the Cockney “Faaarkin’ ‘ell, man! Faaark’s sake!”
@davetemple5042 жыл бұрын
I'm an English man now living in west Africa. Compared to the Gambia all of these drivers seem safe .
@1chish2 жыл бұрын
The British are world champions at swearing. Its one of the many skills we have passed on to the rest of the world. Although the best ones are like "Well that was clever!" or "You aren't the sharpest knife!" Good to hear the ladies getting into the spirit of roundly abusing idiot drivers as well.
@mehallica6662 жыл бұрын
You want to hear my 70yr old mam. Swears like a bloody trooper!
@1chish2 жыл бұрын
@@mehallica666 Good on her then! And I bet you caused much of the swearing just as I caused my mother to swear occasionally which made my old dad laugh.
@Boudicca1656 ай бұрын
@1chish I recall over-hearing a soldier uncle, just back from Egypt in the 1950s regaling my parents with some very salty insults - he described an inept colleague as: ' .... the result of a liaison between a syphilitic camel and a Port Said whore'. Love it, so very imaginative.
@damedusa5107 Жыл бұрын
New York is relatively easy to drive, driving light to light in a grid system is straightforward. Try London with narrow roads with converging roundabouts and crazy junctions, it’s difficult and stresses the most experienced drivers.
@spongeb27 Жыл бұрын
7:50 "oh, what a fucking plum" in case you hadn't worked it out yet :p
@jamesfrench72992 жыл бұрын
Do ones for Australians. You ain't seen anything until you heard an Aussie cursing on the road.
@Brimfulofbeauty2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Aussies are basically British but devoid of the line we don’t cross, the embarrassment we all feel in awkward situations and a much much higher tolerance to the beers.
@pommiebears6 ай бұрын
@@Brimfulofbeauty Nah, I disagree about the drinking. Us Brit’s drink pints, they drink scooners, much smaller that pints. We drink them under the table.
@BillyNoMates19742 жыл бұрын
This was hillarious ..... and I am a Brit ! Best swearing was at 9:12 - it has some real meaning to it as well. It's not just the swear word but the conviction behind it too lol
@tamielizabethallaway24132 жыл бұрын
So true! It MEANS so much more than just swearing for the sake of it! People don't get that our swearing DOES actually "stand-in" for other normal words. I get so angry sometimes I make up swear words on the spot in some random babble! 😂 The funniest one I can remember, was when my daughter was younger, and she was helping me to put away washing. She was in her room putting away her clean clothes, I was on the landing, to put towels in the airing cupboard. I opened the door and it swung out and went over my toe wedging it underneath for a second. I burst out with: *"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FORK IN IT! FUCKING TITS AND FANNY HOLES IN A CRIB!!!"* .....whilst I was slamming the door back and forth! My daughter was peeping out like 🤭...trying not to laugh because she felt she should have been concerned, not amused. But we both laughed with tears after that! 🤣 I could barely type that ^^^ for giggling! What a stupid random thing to say... but fuck me, was I raging! There's something about stubbing a toe isn't there? So unnecessary that it pisses you off even more. I'm glad I don't drive...within a month I'd have full blown Tourettes! 😜 Swearing to us is just language...it emphasises our feelings to better explain how we really feel. Pisses me off when people are offended by it or presume we're too stupid to have a better vocabulary. Sometimes, there simply aren't any BETTER words than raging swearing that makes no sense. It's cos we're well 'ard! 😂 We don't take no shit! I laugh my arse off if an American says "Bite me!" WTF is that? Try saying that over here in a pub one weekend, and don't blame me when you find yourself in A&E with half an ear chomped off! Someone's bound to be in the mood to take you at your word! 😂 Proud Brit (English) too! 😘😘😘
@LoueeLouii9172 жыл бұрын
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 that has to be the winning comment, had me laughing out loud, could see it happening, we're right behind you with swearing, its just putting a bit more emphasis on how we feel 👍🤣🇦🇺
@tamielizabethallaway24132 жыл бұрын
@@LoueeLouii917 aww thank you! It's because the swearing just paints the picture doesn't it? If I'd said "the door scuffed my toe and really quite annoyed me" you'd think I was posh! I don't really trust people who don't swear tbh...they don't have to eff and blind non stop, but in those moments where life, circumstances, bad luck, or some idiot is REALLY getting on your tits, and they STILL don't swear...? 🤔 Hmmm that seems very iffy to me. Australians swear like us...? But Americans, I dunno, I think something happened on that Mayflower on their way over there, they're definitely "different". 😳 I had a lady say to me the other day, "Could you please make your point without cussing?" I replied, "Oh I could absolutely! But last time I checked that choice was mine, yes? So while it's my choice I'll say what I want in whichever way I bloody well want to! Did you get THAT fucking point...? Arsehole!" 😂 Meanwhile she probably takes a belt to her kids when they're naughty... Yet finds a few words offensive! 😘😘😘
@LoueeLouii9172 жыл бұрын
@@tamielizabethallaway2413 yep definitely, how can you be so controlled and not let it out when something bad has happened or even just for that extra expression 😝 us Aussies do follow you guys more in the swearing than Americans, whenever I've traveled they look a little uncomfortable with it, must have all got wedgies on the way over in the Mayflower. Always be you and don't change for any of those prudes, you're so real and that's refreshing 😘
@tamielizabethallaway24132 жыл бұрын
@@LoueeLouii917 oh wow you're Australian! I had no idea! That's even funnier....and proves my point! 😜😜😜
@michaelcaffery50382 жыл бұрын
It's the same in Ireland. A lot of the roads are designed for horse traffic. Many people are so inconsiderate. Over crowded roads and cities are the reasons for a lot of impatience and anger.
@2BagSugar7 ай бұрын
"Are you stupid. You idiot". Proceeds to overtake an indicating bus pulling off 😂
@Emily.R.W5 ай бұрын
5:20 not laughing. Just the regional equivalent of ow ow ow.
@andygordon9952 жыл бұрын
Drive anywhere in the uk for more than an hr and you will repeat all these phrases at least once 😂
@Aoife246012 жыл бұрын
Weve been swearing for over a thousand years....its our way of life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Stephanie_Anne2 жыл бұрын
This had me crying with laughter, OMG I love the UK and your reactions were hilarious
@hanselmansell75552 жыл бұрын
And because we don't have guns there's no shooting each other, it's a win win! 😉
@repodan12 Жыл бұрын
5:24 The reason were like that is cause most of us have the “Fuck it it’s happened might aswell laugh”
@thatguy431110 ай бұрын
Guy on the right has an insane talent for talking at the exact wrong fcuking second. Every single clip he spoke over the video ffs 🤣
@Allthingswitchy1062 жыл бұрын
The little narrow roads in the countryside have a recess every couple of off hundred yards so if someone comes the other way you can let them pass. Tractors are the worst on these roads, if you get stuck behind one you can walk faster. Congested cities like London or Manchester are known for very narrow streets. These cities were built 100's of years ago when your transport was a horse and cart.
@margaretflounders85102 жыл бұрын
Some around here go back to mediaevil times, they're the usual very bendy winding ones, prob. the locals going home from the pub!..Roman roads are best, they built brilliant straight ones, still finding them 2,000 years later!
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
I've found anyone driving a tractor has been very courteous and stopping to let traffic pass when ever they can. But then, I don't live in England.
@IEarlGrey2 жыл бұрын
That guy that you couldn’t understand called the guy a plum, it’s a slang word for idiot
@bubbles26242 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a fruit
@TheSebiestor2 жыл бұрын
Plum
@kimarnill76482 жыл бұрын
You should react to rude football chants, makes me proud and ashamed at the same time.🏴🇬🇧
@jacobreisser80346 ай бұрын
Many of our rural roads have been there for centuries, long before the car was invented.
@katyhughes67406 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 My children said to me "mummy, why do you always swear at people when we are driving!? 🙈🙊".......im trying not to now 😅😂
@xDriger2 жыл бұрын
came for the inbetweeners... stuck around for the CITY BOYS - THATS WHY THEY THE GOATS, THE GOATS
@CymruEmergencyResponder2 жыл бұрын
That road is a typical country road. They often have a speed limit of 60mph.
@RedHeadForester2 жыл бұрын
Regarding narrow roads here in the UK, given I drive an Iveco Daily dropside van I'm quite used to fitting through spaces with a few inches clearance either side. The problem is there are too many folks here with posh expensive SUVs which they're scared to drive closer than a foot away from the hedge or a parked vehicle, and so they just get in the way. There are a lot of country lanes which are barely wide enough for my van to fit down - I don't really go above third gear on those roads so I can stop quickly.
@AstrixCloud2 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel and loving it! Hahaha subbed forsure!
@PiastTorun Жыл бұрын
5:34 the dotted white lines on the right means the white van stops and gives way, its not an "intersection".
@scrollingthecomments.40432 жыл бұрын
My dad never swore but always heard him yelling 'pillock!' And 'Damn Sunday driver's!' 😂
@lilskipper46836 ай бұрын
Well considering "pillock" is another term for penis I'd see it as the same as "dickhead"
@Gravityembracegary2 жыл бұрын
You absolute f@#king melt is my favourite at the moment.. UK driver here, learned and passed on London roads then moved to the south coast, small village, tiny narrow roads, no street lights.. fun fun fun 😊
@robwright86492 жыл бұрын
If you can't drive "shift" you have no relevant opinion on who's better driver 😁
@davidsweeney4021 Жыл бұрын
I love how much the words "idiot" and "stupid" are used among the expletives. My favourite insults to be honest.
@isaachunt71077 ай бұрын
You should use these vids to play "British swear bingo" lol
@Lupus_012 жыл бұрын
I love how even the mildest mannered person in the world can turn the air blue once behind the wheel of a car. Oh and yeah some of our country roads are dangerous as fuck because the government in their infinite wisdom make them national speed limit roads when u cant see around bends or even fit two cars side by side lol.
@kathryngrant37172 жыл бұрын
Same here in NZ.
@elemar52 жыл бұрын
You are right about the speed limits on these "lanes" but you need to have a bit of common sense. I think I've learned a lot from riding a motorbike throughout my life. You know not to put your life in danger.
@Worstestvideos2 жыл бұрын
You guys are my new favourite reactors. Keep doing what you’re doing and you’ll be raking in the clunge
@loopstationyt2 жыл бұрын
From the minge mobile 🚗
@rhondafoy80092 жыл бұрын
At the caravan club
@AzraelisHorny2 жыл бұрын
Bumders
@johnnyenglish59762 жыл бұрын
A mountain of clunge
@ziglarurquhart422 жыл бұрын
On the Pussay Patrole!
@Readd12 жыл бұрын
Guys the video at 14:42 "clown takes a pratfall" is definitely worth a reaction to! You won't be disappointed.
@stevenconnor42212 жыл бұрын
I second this it's hilarious, the nice wee well spoken cyclist (who is a closet evil pain in the ass haha) and the big bruiser cnut who's and Enuf of it. That and Ronnie Pickering I still laugh at it every couple years when the algorithm throws it up again.
@sinistrell6 ай бұрын
If anything, this video is a testament to the skill of drivers in the UK. Almost none of these situations resulted in a crash or damage, which says a lot about the awareness and skill of road users on the receiving end of these dangerous drivers
@riley1049 Жыл бұрын
11:15 is my favorite. "F**king stupid c**t!"
@BeaEss2 жыл бұрын
I love that we're teaching you guys how to swear properly lol! Tosser is the same as wanker but it's not quite as rude.
@mitzloo19332 жыл бұрын
We know how to swear, thanks.
@BeaEss2 жыл бұрын
@@mitzloo1933 Ok Karen!
@mrdoogle59312 жыл бұрын
5:33 If you look at the road, there's double white lines infront of the van which means give way. The van should have stopped and let the car go first in that situation. That prick didn't even slow down.
@michaelmclachlan16502 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Seeing them is one thing, anticipating they'd pull something this stupid needs psychic powers.
@user-jl7sl2xh4q2 жыл бұрын
A lot go country roads in Europe are like that, when I was driving in Croatia some roads are this narrow on the side of a cliff, scary shit!!
@BobGnarley.2 жыл бұрын
yeah i'll walk
@mightylove56414 ай бұрын
3:30 lol its called a country lane
@robincrawford22527 ай бұрын
In Cornwall our "hedges" are made of two granite walls filled with soil so they are pretty vertical wildflower beds but are hard as rock and often only 1 car width wide, built for carts hundreds of years ago 😅