Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!) - Segments - 07

[@JakeandAmirPods]

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[@vinceven]

Ben looks at Amir like a scientist who has fallen in love with his research subject.

[@cherryslat5702]

He has become a Frankenstein of himself

[@Jamblino11]

A chipmonk scientist

[@speedy1000ism]

Yes lol. Like Ricky Gervais looks at Karl Pilkington

[@Ackbaaz]

completely died at Ben's deep cut of "he's not even gonna let me have a goddamn raisin?"

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

same

[@cookieeaturface]

Nothing more beautiful than Ben saying he can do one more segment, then scrolling the vid to see he stays til the end.

[@surgeyou123]

He just can't quit them

[@McBaller96]

33:30 "Yea, have you ever heard of those two numbers?" God, Amir is just so Good

[@N23-g7x]

“Ok bonus round, are you crazy, just Ha Euns” 😂😂😂

[@stevemyers3082]

The Golden Mic goes to Ben and Jake for both selling out Carnegie Hall, while Amir gets the turdy for dropping the ball (at everything).

[@jmax8276]

And a posthumous golden mic for Ha Eun.

[@JentWatches]

This is the most stressed I've ever been watching comedy content - what a frantic, panicked energy from start to finish. Glad they squeezed in a game of Hogwash or Ha-Eun, it's been a while since they played that.

[@GregTurismo]

I love seeing Amir finally stand up against this villain

[@MOTHforLife]

Listening to this in public was a mistake. Hogwash or Ha-Eun had me in tears

[@GregTurismo]

Amir is the KING of Hogwash or Ha Eun. Ben is a thief and a liar. Jake is a novice.

[@chrisbyerly]

Ha-Eun gazes pensively over the twilight laden sky Swirls of amber and amethyst adorn the ever-disappearing horizon With thoughts and memories dancing in remembered light The last breath of warmth Like the lingering scent of a big ass bahn mi Ha-Eun lifts his eyes, and his thighs Clear across the threshold of his head and neck To elevate Another self referential poem Auto-felatiate

[@valx5]

im crying tears of soy. so beautiful

[@JeremyHoffman]

53:30 "You just lost!" "No I did not!" It's like we got to witness an Amir and Ben Contest video in real time!

[@johnwhalley8270]

Im glad this show is a labour of love. It really shows, you guys have a natural chemistry and are exceptionally funny even when just clowning around together. Long may it continue!

[@plague175]

Everytime they brought back Ha Eun it killed me

[@trey6769]

I would sell my soul for a weekly ben, jake, and amir podcast

[@Rizzdawg123]

Tap as Harrison, hopscotched across kindergarten chalk towers Clap as Harry, graduates now dancing across a stage in gowns and hats Disguised symbolically at first Then veiling historically, Ha-Eun sits now to mourn Ha-Eun, then Harrison, then Harry

[@janana7997]

HA EUN VS HOGWASH gotta be the best reoccurring segment thus far and it hasnt even reoccured once yet

[@JeremyHoffman]

I don't know if it would be as funny to recur, I feel like we had to watch them all suffer for 50 awkward minutes to arrive at the delirium that had me rolling on the floor laughing "OOPS ALL HA-EUNS?!"

[@Varrishan]

Hogwash & Hyun is my new favorite segment. I laughed so hard.

[@WhiP69420]

Ben is my „if you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive“ guest

[@adenb7208]

...but he'd be dead!

[@incog.nyto.]

he has dinner with you but he's sleep deprived, keeps interrupting you mid-sentence and has a hard out at 6;17 o'clock (and he keeps saying he has to leave but never does)

[@beempboomp]

Ha-Eun is so diligent with how he sits all the time

[@rook37]

lmao the contrast between Ben/Amir's manic energy clustered together in office lighting around one mic and jake just vibing in sunny NY is actually art super fun wild 'sode though lol, I'm genuinely curious how long it had been since ben slept

[@andante4904]

Honestly, I was almost out of breath laughing by the end of the episode. What a skill to make a simple name produced so much laughter

[@The-Carrot]

The Jake/Amir/Ben combo truly never disappoints

[@JarodWith]

Amir has a tell on the poetry segment. He over explains his poem before reading each time. With Sadie, he stopped to explain that the pauses were line breaks. With Ha-Eun he over explained that it was a Korean name, and even spelled it. He also put his in the middle each time.

[@AhrkFinTey]

He's also a bit heavy-handed with the way he uses techniques like repetition and symbolism, but I think that's something that just gets better with exposure to other poems and experience writing them

[@bryanfresh]

Man! Ben’s quips in the first minutes were savage towards Amir😂

[@kirbylover37]

The song was savage!!!

[@carltonascarf7694]

the man we've all been waiting for P.S. Don't hate the end goal being you two as poets - ha oon for life

[@danman274]

You can't start a poem with the word "symbolically" 😂 the symbolism should be subtle

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Ha Eun gazes metaphorically Into the unwinding future Full of myths and messages

[@bztheman]

@@LazarusIsBackBaby*massages

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

He just did

[@Katasunder]

42:31 The next 2 minutes I had to rewind 2 times, cause I was laughing so hard :D

[@Rocketmanrun]

God this was hilarious. They are so back

[@Sarah-gk7dd]

I think fasting contest is my favorite video on the internet and I’ve been waiting for Ben Schwartz to want a goddamn raisin for so long. I love this so much.

[@donotworried]

Ha Oon was brilliant. Brought a tear to my eye. A touching poem.

[@YimstaNation]

I know they joke about Amir being an emotional robot but it’s funny how his poem does sound like a poem written by A.I. 😂

[@immortalsun]

43:19 Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere.

[@Fauxry]

Have Ben and Geoff ever been in the same episode of anything? That would be chaotic

[@aliteralbeaver5092]

Ben was a guest on an episode of Review Revue when Geoff was still host, but that's all I can think of that they've been in together

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

​@@aliteralbeaver5092he gave them so much shit for starting scenes based on reviews they picked, it was legit a little uncomfortable

[@The-Carrot]

@@LazarusIsBackBaby literally lmao but at the same time his advice was pretty good, I wish they had kept it going. Have the person that didn't find the review start the scene

[@brianyobbz497]

Watch their quiplash plays series I believe they are on one or two

[@ElkeAlexia]

I LOOOOVE Ben's energy when he's with Jake and Amir

[@igorvedeneev573]

Nothing brings more smiles to my face than seeing the three of you together

[@leadollable]

"I think we do this cause we love each other" 🥺🥺🥺

[@h.rpickens1699]

44:07 he's not even gonna let me have a god damn RAISIN?

[@kimberlymcgill5558]

“Bonus round, are you crazy?!? Just Ha Eun’s. “

[@JeremyHoffman]

OOPS ALL HA-EUNS?!?

[@LOLHICRONO]

so glad to see the 3 of you still doing stuff together, funny as always

[@greatestghxst]

I started crying tears of soy @ 44:07. I got flashbacks, it was beautiful.

[@MysticFalcon]

Jake and Amir should start taking Poems from fans to mix in with their Poetry segment. It would be a good way to do fan engagement and make it more difficult for them to guess who’s poem is theirs.

[@darkknight072]

I can't believe Amir bit Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@JeffersonSeriously]

He can't even have a goddamn raisin?!

[@kidyuki1]

Fine. No food, no water. The only thing we can have is raisins.

[@Nidht]

Ha Eun is a hero. I love him.

[@D00Mpapi]

The few bits of content out there that make me smile with little effort - loved it

[@dankim23]

I’ve had a permanent smile on my face from beginning to end 😂

[@TaterTots620]

Jake going "im gonna lose, lemme play" just about ended me

[@DenderFriend]

Honestly this is a hilarious podcast, and having a guest star is excellent! Please bring back Hogwash or Ha eun!

[@SenorMoose]

Episode sounded great and Jake's hair LOOKS great

[@anthony7960]

Ben coming in with haymakers right out the gate is crazy lmao

[@Floedekage]

That intro with Ben's commentary goes hard! 😂

[@anthesaurus5671]

Glad to have these voices in my ears again! 😊

[@MissyFaye]

The absolute delirium of it all!! He won't even let him have a GODDAMN RAISIN! XD

[@T4ke2]

Not joking, I think Amir could write good poetry, but he describes things too matter-of-factly. For his next poem he should try describing things/actions using metaphor instead of saying objectively how they are

[@The-Carrot]

also why is he obsessed with including someone's name in it lmao

[@immortalsun]

34:43 Ben just casually asking if his bite is picked up by the microphone

[@RackieD]

"we're doing this because we love each other" Sums up JA entirely

[@asmodeodh]

EVERYTHING with Ben Schwartz is the best! sooo refreshing, that man is just like cold water at 3am.

[@MOTHforLife]

Why is Ha-Eun always sitting diligently?

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

He’s in a wheelchai, ass.

[@weezact7]

Honestly, I thought Ha-eun was pretty good. I was convinced it was a poem about an immigrant who was slowly becoming Americanized and losing touch with his native culture.

[@switchmaster64]

33:53 for reference

[@mattcelder]

Hell yeah I'm feeling MANIC for another segMANIA!!! All rise, Segmaniacs!!

[@cheshc00]

Holy shit this is amazing. Thanks guys

[@80lemon80]

In many ways it looks like Ben is sitting on Amir’s lap

[@non_brewed_condiment]

this video is amazing but makes me feel like I'm running late for something

[@DanWithLag]

Hogwash or Ha-eun a staple segment for sure!

[@agneseditsstuff]

The boys are back!

[@EvilApple567]

I just preordered "Hogwash or Ha-eun" for PS5. Looking like a strong GOTY contender for 2024 and beyond.

[@Skyscraper96]

the second poem was my favorite! 😂😂

[@marcduck111]

You probably love school

[@ccohn0]

This is hard hitting

[@matiasreba]

That was an entire segment of ads

[@immortalsun]

44:35 You mean forward slash, Ben?

[@bobsonny]

Given that Amir spelled out Ha-Eun's name, it's astounding how many people in the comments are just freestyling the spelling

[@JarodWith]

Segment Idea: Jake and Amir in other media. Improv a Jake and Amir episode that’s set in the world of some other piece of media. (J&A in Westeros, J&A work at Waystar/Royco, J&A compete on Big Brother, J&A join the Avengers etc)

[@bobsonny]

Never would have guessed that there were Succession fans that also like the MCU flicks

[@xHaste]

Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing

[@McBaller96]

i love this video so much

[@madisonperez1938]

I missed Ben with Jake and Amir 😂😂😂

[@Psychol-Snooper]

The riffing on Ha Eun is majestic...

[@kimberlymcgill5558]

Every year I hope they publish a volume of their poetry. I am haunted H.E Kim’s poem.

[@bethanypapadopoulos6862]

I CANT HAVE A GODDAMN RASIN 😂

[@devgonewild839]

Petition for Ha Eun to star on the pod instead of this Amir guy. 1 like = 1 more segment that Ha Eun features in.

[@slaygi]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Jo-tl2fe]

Amir was the Geoffrey of the episode

[@SeraphsWitness]

"Oops, All Ha-euns!" Is the winner of this episode and nobody even heard it.

[@adw4m]

Every episode should have a round of Hogwash or Ha-Eun

[@QuestGoblin]

This was a real Ha-Yun episode.

[@syddagoestoitaly7693]

Ha Eun was honestly a great poem and I stand by it

[@C4rps]

I challenge anyone to make it through the last Hogwash or Ha-eun without releasing a sound

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

the tomatoes segment had the vibe of a Ben watching 2 now homeless men he was friends with in college fight over a ham sandwhich.

[@Gus1494]

I know you guys are only a few eps in, but the more off-the-cuff segments like the rotten tomatoes quiz need some kind of pre-planning before hand. The downtime of watching you guys figure out the rules and scores/money makes the segment feel pretty rough and messy. Loving the show so far! Keep it up boys!

[@BrianM8685]

I was really worried they wouldn’t get to play Hogwash or Ha-Eun.

[@Petey5544]

WE KNOW THE RULES OF HOGWASH OR HA EUN. it's.a fucking... known game

[@russell1096]

Hee not even gonna let me have a god damn raisin!

[@Matty_Jones]

They kept saying tomatoes while talking about movies I felt like I was having a fever dream

[@blackfyrestudios]

The word game definitely works better with 2 words! The suspense of which one theyre gonna say makes it much harder to keep a straight face

[@Psychol-Snooper]

If Amir were to figure out how those two poems worked he's be able to write poems. Poems are often like a joke, but meant to effect other emotions... instead of "ha ha" you go for "ah ha." Tricking someone into being surprised by emotions.

[@RyanDuffy1192]

Ha-Eun needs some RICE

[@abfg616]

Damn, I loved Ben in Randy Cunningham as a kid, wild to see him as I explore the wonderful world of Jelq and Ameerkat

[@JohnAZoldos]

I liked Amir’s poem, ngl!